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Космическая Бет отправляется на несанкционированную миссию по убийству Королевы Громфломитов, но обнаруживает, что королева уже убита. Пытаясь сбежать, она в отчаянии звонит Рику. После того, как Рик спасает её, члены «Дефайенс» показывают новостной репортаж, в котором Королева Громфломитов оказывается жива, в результате чего её исключают из «Дефайенс». Рик и Космическая Бет решают сами расследовать это дело и узнают, что королева была убита своим бывшим королевским врачом, Фантабулусом, который создал особый грибок, мутирующий Громфломитов в значительно более сильные и свирепые версии самих себя, намереваясь использовать их в качестве суперсолдат для галактического господства. Королева отказалась участвовать в его проекте, поэтому он убил её и заменил роботом, содержащим бомбу, которая распространит грибок среди огромного скопления жителей Громфломитов. Хотя Космической Бет и Рику удаётся благополучно избавиться от бомбы, у Космической Бет проявляются признаки заражения, что показывает, что грибок может заражать и не только насекомых. Чтобы разработать лекарство и организовать нападение на улей, Рик и Космическая Бет заключают перемирие как с Галактической Федерацией, так и с «Дефайенс». Вместе они уничтожают улей и убивают «Фантабулус».
- 00:00:03,570 --> 00:00:07,370 Последний пункт на повестке собрания галактического сопротивления —
- 00:00:07,830 --> 00:00:10,221 план по устранению королевы громфломитов.
- 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:11,460 Его ещё не одобрили.
- 00:00:11,500 --> 00:00:12,390 Тихо!
- 00:00:12,450 --> 00:00:15,400 Сопротивление может не перебивать друг друга?
- 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:17,205 Спасибо.
- 00:00:17,490 --> 00:00:18,270 Корсика?
- 00:00:18,290 --> 00:00:22,940 Как известно, отряд по устранению ещё не предоставил плана.
- 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:26,520 Мы предоставляли, комитет просто рубит всё на корню.
- 00:00:26,580 --> 00:00:29,400 Это же комитет по устранению. Чего вы хотели?
- 00:00:29,460 --> 00:00:30,446 Разведка говорит,
- 00:00:30,460 --> 00:00:32,284 что это должно быть неожиданно.
- 00:00:32,380 --> 00:00:37,660 Поэтому нужно тщательно продумать план. Может, передадим слово нашей убийце, Бет Санчес?
- 00:00:39,850 --> 00:00:40,580 Класс.
- 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:43,520 Собрание по устранению, а главного устранителя нет?
- 00:00:44,500 --> 00:00:47,800 - Бет, ну где ты? - Ну, я устраняю.
- 00:00:47,820 --> 00:00:50,010 С ума сошла? Собрание ещё не закончилось.
- 00:00:50,030 --> 00:00:53,470 Это собрание идёт уже сто лет. Она что, от старости должна сдохнуть?
- 00:00:53,490 --> 00:00:57,590 Плана ещё нет. Его нужно одобрить. Ты хоть заглядывала в почту сопротивления?
- 00:00:57,660 --> 00:01:00,220 Там трёхфакторная аутентификация. Мне некогда.
- 00:01:00,290 --> 00:01:01,065 Бет!
- 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:15,520 Сопротивление передаёт привет.
- 00:01:17,020 --> 00:01:18,380 Ну или пока?
- 00:01:18,540 --> 00:01:22,620 Хотя тут это всё равно значило одно и то же. Но как этот тип меня опередил?
- 00:01:23,060 --> 00:01:25,670 - Ожучеть! - Кто ты? Убийца?
- 00:01:25,690 --> 00:01:27,880 - Ну типа, хотелось бы. - Убить её!
- 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:34,540 Пора валить.
- 00:01:37,580 --> 00:01:38,400 Вот чёрт.
- 00:01:39,060 --> 00:01:43,420 Хорошие новости — королеве конец. Плохие — не я её убила. Ужасные — меня надо забрать.
- 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:46,980 Я не могу одобрить миссию спасения с неодобренного убийства.
- 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,780 - Придётся созвать совет. - Я здесь подохну.
- 00:01:59,090 --> 00:02:03,910 ПАПА
- 00:02:31,590 --> 00:02:35,783 РИК И МОРТИ
- 00:02:36,090 --> 00:02:40,240 Говорят, у нас лучший рейтинг на полуподвальном уровне.
- 00:02:40,340 --> 00:02:42,000 Ого! Ты уделал Luigi's?
- 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:47,250 Я хаваю суши. Что такое?
- 00:02:47,270 --> 00:02:50,250 Ну, забавная история. Или не очень забавная.
- 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:52,300 Ты питчишь сериал на Hulu?
- 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:55,680 Я вроде как…
- 00:02:55,700 --> 00:02:57,800 Застряла на корабле громфломитов.
- 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:00,010 Пришли координаты. Я тебя заберу.
- 00:03:00,030 --> 00:03:01,640 Серьёзно? Так просто?
- 00:03:01,660 --> 00:03:04,140 Ну конечно, ты же моя дочь. Наверное.
- 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:05,920 Джиро, лава-торт с собой.
- 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:07,600 Я просто уже его заказал.
- 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:09,780 - Вон он стоит. - Можешь не объяснять.
- 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:14,100 Вроде сканировать на теплокровных должно быть легко.
- 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:16,280 Мы пробовали, но тут куча крыс.
- 00:03:16,300 --> 00:03:18,660 Поэтому у корабля рейтинг паршивый?
- 00:03:21,140 --> 00:03:23,440 - Эй! Замри! - Сначала вы.
- 00:03:24,420 --> 00:03:26,780 Выходит, сами напросились!
- 00:03:28,380 --> 00:03:30,460 Ого, Бет, времени зря не теряешь.
- 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:32,080 Твоего жука! Это Рик Санчес!
- 00:03:32,140 --> 00:03:34,590 Эй, моя дочка тоже опасная.
- 00:03:36,610 --> 00:03:38,387 ЗЫБУЧИЙ ПЕСОК
- 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:40,550 Пушка что, и знаком стреляет?
- 00:03:40,570 --> 00:03:44,970 Да, чтобы сразу видели, что это зыбучий песок, а не коричневый портал или лужа поноса.
- 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,660 Но это же подсказка для врага.
- 00:03:46,700 --> 00:03:49,040 Не, с той стороны написано «обычный песок».
- 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:49,920 Вот она!
- 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:52,740 Чего?
- 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:55,690 - А вот обычная лужа поноса. - Фу!
- 00:03:55,710 --> 00:03:57,700 Мне пофиг. Валим уже отсюда.
- 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:01,160 Закинь меня в штаб. Только открой портал чуть подальше.
- 00:04:01,180 --> 00:04:03,460 Не хочешь, чтобы тебя с отцом видели?
- 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:08,750 Кто за то, чтобы Натали подсчитала бюджет на спасательную миссию?
- 00:04:10,380 --> 00:04:11,780 - Упс. - Ну ты гад.
- 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:14,170 Да не смущайся ты. Я ж тут легенда.
- 00:04:14,190 --> 00:04:16,300 - О, привет, Багэн. - Привет, Рик.
- 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:19,840 Да, жаль, что легенда не оправдывает своего имени.
- 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:22,510 Странный способ извиниться и сказать спасибо.
- 00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:23,515 - Пап! - За что?
- 00:04:23,660 --> 00:04:25,140 За проваленное устранение?
- 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:28,200 Так, я ничего не провалила. Просто пришла на секунду позже.
- 00:04:28,220 --> 00:04:31,273 Да, они ж там не были на стрёме из-за дня рождения королевы.
- 00:04:31,370 --> 00:04:32,540 Ты в этом уверен?
- 00:04:32,790 --> 00:04:35,690 Боевая готовность ко дню рождения королевы!
- 00:04:35,710 --> 00:04:41,030 Всё верно. Её величеству всего 70 дней, но она всё ещё кладёт яйца и валит дронов.
- 00:04:41,050 --> 00:04:42,950 - Вперёд, девчуля! - Да, королева.
- 00:04:42,970 --> 00:04:45,580 Да нет, я сквозь её башку подушку видела.
- 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:47,940 Её жуковик завалил. Почему не обвинили нас?
- 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:49,700 Перевод — ты провалилась.
- 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:51,080 - Это точно! - Опять!
- 00:04:51,100 --> 00:04:52,960 - Непо детка. - Простите?
- 00:04:52,980 --> 00:04:54,080 Пап, не помогай мне.
- 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:56,210 Да она — противоположность непо детки.
- 00:04:56,230 --> 00:05:01,300 В ней половина моей ДНК, и она ненавидит меня по той же причине, по которой вы её валите.
- 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:03,850 Эта организация не умеет признавать талант.
- 00:05:03,870 --> 00:05:05,890 Поэтому я с вами не работаю.
- 00:05:05,910 --> 00:05:08,220 Вы даже дерьмо её есть не достойны.
- 00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:12,640 И если не начнёте её ценить, обещаю вам, она просто уйдёт отсюда.
- 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:20,680 - Но спас же я тебя как надо. - Да меня уволили!
- 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,820 Потому что ты сама не захотела уйти!
- 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:24,530 Боже мой. Боже мой.
- 00:05:24,550 --> 00:05:27,950 Очень надеюсь, что я клон, потому что я не просила меня рожать.
- 00:05:27,970 --> 00:05:33,460 Я не хочу, чтобы эти паразиты тебя использовали. Клон ты или нет, в тебе всё равно моя кровь.
- 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:36,340 Да, я знаю. И пытаюсь как-то с этим справиться.
- 00:05:38,230 --> 00:05:39,575 - Ай. - Ой, подумаешь.
- 00:05:39,590 --> 00:05:41,460 Высади меня где-нибудь в космосе.
- 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:43,440 И что будешь делать?
- 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:46,220 Узнаю, что на самом деле произошло с королевой.
- 00:05:46,450 --> 00:05:49,780 Я знаю одного парня, чей знакомый знает пару жуков.
- 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:55,720 Слушай, если я всё равно тебя везу, то почему бы не домой к жучьему шовинисту, торговцу оружием?
- 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,340 Ладно.
- 00:06:05,860 --> 00:06:07,380 Я думала, ты просто подвёз.
- 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:10,372 Надо убедиться, что это тот шовинист. Они же одинаковые.
- 00:06:11,210 --> 00:06:12,900 Эй! Млекопитающим сюда нельзя!
- 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:14,710 - Это он. - Чёрт, блин.
- 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:16,290 О, эй.
- 00:06:16,310 --> 00:06:19,750 Я про млекопитающих пошутил. Вы-то вроде неплохие.
- 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:22,760 Плохие. И ей очень интересна жучиная политика.
- 00:06:22,780 --> 00:06:27,050 Вообще-то, её не существует, потому что жуки генетически организованны…
- 00:06:28,580 --> 00:06:31,180 Кто провернул убийство королевы?
- 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:34,360 Не знаю. И вы уже доказали, что не дадите мне упасть…
- 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:38,360 Ожучеть! Святые мухи.
- 00:06:38,380 --> 00:06:39,900 - Говори. - Ты же меня не…
- 00:06:43,300 --> 00:06:46,420 Ну ладно, ладно. Блин! Это был Фантабулос.
- 00:06:47,010 --> 00:06:48,660 Бывший королевский доктор.
- 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:50,500 Стой. Офицер-медик?
- 00:06:50,540 --> 00:06:52,250 Это всё, что я знаю. Клянусь.
- 00:06:52,270 --> 00:06:54,480 - Да неужели? - Ожучеть!
- 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:56,420 - Пап. - Это же всё, что он знал.
- 00:06:57,640 --> 00:06:59,820 А я неорганизованное млекопитающее.
- 00:07:00,464 --> 00:07:03,760 Но я слыхал про этого доктора. Типичный опозоренный евгенист.
- 00:07:03,820 --> 00:07:07,200 Неужели жуки могут презирать кого-то за евгенику?
- 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:09,760 - У него был талант. - И где его искать?
- 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:19,740 Привет. Ты можешь нам сдаться.
- 00:07:19,780 --> 00:07:22,530 Да, можешь стать нашим неожиданным союзником.
- 00:07:22,550 --> 00:07:24,680 - Не понимаю, о чём вы. - Ща объясню.
- 00:07:24,740 --> 00:07:26,640 - Жуки верят в привидений? - Да.
- 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:30,870 А есть у вас фильм про охотников на привидений, чтобы с мультиками и сиквелами?
- 00:07:30,890 --> 00:07:31,460 Конечно.
- 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:32,953 Ну, неожиданный союзник —
- 00:07:32,970 --> 00:07:35,830 это типа если привидение будет помогать охотникам.
- 00:07:35,850 --> 00:07:38,790 Такого оскорбительного предложения я ещё не получал.
- 00:07:38,890 --> 00:07:40,940 - Это хуже, чем смерть? - Ага, посмотрим.
- 00:07:41,770 --> 00:07:45,100 То есть он слишком крут для Лизуна, но у него астма?
- 00:07:54,100 --> 00:07:57,350 - Что-то новое. - Формула суперсолдата?
- 00:07:57,370 --> 00:07:59,600 Я сказала «новое», а не новаторское.
- 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:10,240 Господи боже.
- 00:08:12,510 --> 00:08:14,950 Надеюсь, мы на них хотя бы лэвел поднимем.
- 00:08:17,730 --> 00:08:19,500 Похоже на какой-то грибок.
- 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:21,180 Что? Может, нам маски надеть?
- 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:24,540 Не, это жучья хрень. На млекопитающих не действует.
- 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:26,000 Да и с чего бы это?
- 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:28,630 Это высокоразвитый симбиот.
- 00:08:28,650 --> 00:08:31,330 Его цель — галактическое доминирование,
- 00:08:31,350 --> 00:08:36,930 так с чего бы ему подселяться в каких-то приматов с планеты, названной в честь грязи?
- 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:39,020 Ого, болячками будем хвастаться?
- 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:42,060 Этот грибок не болезнь. Это лекарство.
- 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:46,110 Мой вид растрачивает свой потенциал. Нас ведёт вперёд…
- 00:08:46,130 --> 00:08:50,150 Да, да, миллениалы убили прокат кассет. Скажи, нахрен ты свою королеву убил?
- 00:08:50,180 --> 00:08:53,450 Её величество отказалась распространить моё лекарство.
- 00:08:53,470 --> 00:08:58,020 Поэтому пришлось тайно убить её и заменить на робо-королеву, которая это сделает.
- 00:08:58,140 --> 00:09:03,790 Весь Громфлом-1 соберётся на её дне рождения и каждый получит мой подарок!
- 00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:05,940 Дни рождения не так устроены.
- 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:10,010 А как тебе такой день рождения? Закрыть седьмой шлюз!
- 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:18,090 - Ты реально меня не знаешь? - А ты не знаешь меня.
- 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:20,140 И каких размеров бывают жуки!
- 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,440 Ультрафломиты, в атаку!
- 00:09:24,420 --> 00:09:27,180 Узрите громфломитов будущего.
- 00:09:27,380 --> 00:09:29,650 Скоро мы снова будем править!
- 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:30,820 Он сваливает.
- 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:33,180 И жить бесплатно в ваших головах!
- 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:45,420 Ну вот тебе, блин, и перерыв.
- 00:09:56,380 --> 00:09:57,660 Торо, торо!
- 00:09:58,110 --> 00:09:59,200 Оле!
- 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:06,275 А что это была за хрень про головы?
- 00:10:06,290 --> 00:10:08,680 Просто тупица узнал новую фразу и повторяет.
- 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:10,260 Это типа мы думать о нём будем?
- 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:12,864 Соберись, пап! Королева — бомба со спорами!
- 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:15,950 - О, звони в сопротивление. - Чтобы они комитет собрали?
- 00:10:15,970 --> 00:10:17,460 Не хочешь вернуть работу?
- 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:19,217 Нет, пап, сопротивление — отстой.
- 00:10:19,230 --> 00:10:22,080 Но этот доктор хотел меня убить, и так просто не свалит.
- 00:10:22,100 --> 00:10:25,420 - Боже, я превращаюсь в тебя. - Больше ни слова, напарница.
- 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:27,210 Так, это должно быть просто.
- 00:10:27,230 --> 00:10:30,440 Проникнем туда незамеченными, найдём бомбу и свалим.
- 00:10:30,510 --> 00:10:34,720 Шаг первый: замаскируемся под жуков из департамента транспорта.
- 00:10:34,740 --> 00:10:36,890 Мой жук Сиско будет там в 07:00.
- 00:10:36,910 --> 00:10:39,120 - Что за Сиско? - Мой шпион. Не бойся.
- 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:40,970 Ладно. А что, если он не придёт?
- 00:10:40,990 --> 00:10:43,060 Ты это к чему? Ты ж Сиско даже не знаешь.
- 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:46,560 И меня это беспокоит, потому что от него зависит весь наш план.
- 00:10:46,580 --> 00:10:48,560 Ну так дай мне его рассказать.
- 00:10:48,580 --> 00:10:49,110 Ладно.
- 00:10:49,130 --> 00:10:53,700 Шаг второй: Сиско даст нам документы рабочих для доступа в ремонтные туннели.
- 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,780 А если он не придёт, какой запасной план?
- 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:58,910 С Сиско запасной план нам не понадобится.
- 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:01,620 - Это что? - Мы еду заказали, забыл?
- 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:06,620 Я ни разу в жизни об этом Сиско не слышала, но тут вдруг почему-то должна ему доверять?
- 00:11:06,650 --> 00:11:09,450 Может, я работаю с более надёжными чуваками, чем ты?
- 00:11:09,470 --> 00:11:11,100 Глянь, там картошку не забыли?
- 00:11:11,610 --> 00:11:13,840 Спасибо. Минутку, а картошку не забыли?
- 00:11:13,860 --> 00:11:16,240 Ой, вижу, привезли. Спасибо.
- 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:17,170 Что дальше?
- 00:11:17,190 --> 00:11:20,470 Шаг третий: мы тихо и незаметно подключаемся к сети слежения.
- 00:11:20,490 --> 00:11:21,460 А как именно?
- 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:23,160 С помощью документов от Сиско!
- 00:11:23,180 --> 00:11:25,480 Другими словами, если этот Сиско…
- 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:27,270 Сиско ни разу меня не подвёл.
- 00:11:27,290 --> 00:11:28,533 Так, а что нужно сделать,
- 00:11:28,550 --> 00:11:31,980 чтобы ты доверял человеку так же, как этому рандомному жуку?
- 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,695 - Я многим доверяю. - Назови двоих.
- 00:11:33,779 --> 00:11:35,900 Легко. Птичьей Личности и Сиско.
- 00:11:35,940 --> 00:11:37,880 Сиско на уровне с Птичьей Личностью?
- 00:11:37,940 --> 00:11:39,150 Да, он меня слушает.
- 00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:42,620 Я бы тоже послушала, если была бы ключевой фигурой в твоём плане.
- 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:44,490 Вот, значит, как? Завидуешь Сиско?
- 00:11:44,510 --> 00:11:45,950 Не хочу на него полагаться.
- 00:11:46,010 --> 00:11:50,840 Если он не явится в семь, мы будем просто колотить в дверь в костюмах жуков, пока нас не найдут.
- 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:52,090 И тогда — ну приехали!
- 00:11:52,110 --> 00:11:55,240 Никуда мы по ходу моего плана не приедем.
- 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:59,470 Мы вместе с Сиско не будем светиться и тихо предотвратим катастрофу.
- 00:12:16,460 --> 00:12:17,740 Вот чёрт.
- 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:18,990 - Стоять! - Ни с места!
- 00:12:19,010 --> 00:12:20,100 Поднять руки!
- 00:12:21,430 --> 00:12:23,185 Не знаю, что нашло на Сиско.
- 00:12:23,860 --> 00:12:26,810 Мало кто так считает, но королева была сукой.
- 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:29,150 Подумаешь, миллиарды яиц отложила.
- 00:12:29,210 --> 00:12:30,450 Вы нашли их?
- 00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:33,110 Нас сложно не найти.
- 00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:35,902 - Назад или сдохнешь! - Да. Слушайтесь его.
- 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:37,440 - Чего? - Она заражена.
- 00:12:37,460 --> 00:12:38,730 Чушь, она бы обратилась.
- 00:12:38,810 --> 00:12:40,570 Думаешь, я всегда так выгляжу?
- 00:12:40,590 --> 00:12:42,320 Ну может, я же тебя не знаю.
- 00:12:42,340 --> 00:12:45,110 Мне нужны ваши данные — всё, что у вас есть по этой хрени.
- 00:12:45,180 --> 00:12:47,630 - Не тычь в меня пушкой! - Не тычь пушкой в меня!
- 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:53,970 А можно рот прикрывать?
- 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,460 Так это правда?
- 00:12:56,550 --> 00:12:58,050 Ты заражена?
- 00:12:58,070 --> 00:13:02,180 На млекопитающих действует медленнее, но да, споры поражают наш вид.
- 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:05,010 Тогда, может, ты — ключ к лекарству.
- 00:13:05,030 --> 00:13:07,890 Это ты типа так эффектно появился из тени?
- 00:13:07,990 --> 00:13:10,140 Нет, ручка в угол закатилась.
- 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:12,405 Но даже если заразу вылечить,
- 00:13:12,420 --> 00:13:17,320 наш сканнер показывает под землёй огромный растущий улей спор.
- 00:13:17,340 --> 00:13:20,070 Ну знаете, с вайбами финального босса.
- 00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:21,990 Они создают супер-армию.
- 00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:26,035 Я примерно так и сказал. Но, похоже, нам обоим нужен антидот.
- 00:13:26,260 --> 00:13:28,829 Так, может, заключим союз?
- 00:13:28,930 --> 00:13:32,190 Неожиданные союзники! Вот и наш Лизун!
- 00:13:35,270 --> 00:13:37,630 Папа, у меня что, растёт…
- 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:38,930 Рог?
- 00:13:38,970 --> 00:13:41,250 Да, ты расслабься, я в процессе.
- 00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:43,990 Я их чувствую. Улей.
- 00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:45,870 Забавно, да?
- 00:13:45,970 --> 00:13:47,550 Я ненавижу работать с кем-то,
- 00:13:48,130 --> 00:13:50,100 но теперь они вызывают меня…
- 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:52,230 Перенаправь на голосовую почту.
- 00:13:53,590 --> 00:13:58,530 Кадет, за вашу службу Федерация никогда не забудет вас.
- 00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:07,250 Есть!
- 00:14:10,930 --> 00:14:12,750 Ну, а я думал, что всё.
- 00:14:12,770 --> 00:14:16,035 Не волнуйся. У нас куча жуков и никакой этики.
- 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:18,296 Ну, если уж и быть фашистом…
- 00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:20,130 СИНТЕЗ ЛЕКАРСТВА ОТ СПОР
- 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:39,520 Ай, чёрт! Что за хрень?
- 00:14:39,540 --> 00:14:43,190 Извини, я принёс свой математический проектор.
- 00:14:43,210 --> 00:14:44,970 Убери обратно к декорациям.
- 00:14:50,830 --> 00:14:53,550 Святые жуки! Получилось!
- 00:14:53,710 --> 00:14:55,210 Мой проектор помог!
- 00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:59,540 Стоп, значит, моей семье не заплатят? Я сказал, что за мою смерть хватит на колледж.
- 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:03,330 О, ты умрёшь. Вы все рано или поздно умираете.
- 00:15:05,290 --> 00:15:08,268 Слушай, я знаю, что иногда быть моей дочкой паршиво,
- 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:10,170 но в этом тоже бывают свои плюсы.
- 00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:12,690 Папа…
- 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:18,900 Я всё ещё человек.
- 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:21,230 Я люблю сиськи. Молоко из сисек.
- 00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:24,530 О нет. Мне нравится желе. Хочу питательного желе!
- 00:15:25,490 --> 00:15:26,970 Нет, молока из сисек.
- 00:15:27,130 --> 00:15:28,630 Я люблю сиськи.
- 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,620 Запускай бабло!
- 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,650 - Что? - Да пофиг, я сам.
- 00:15:35,270 --> 00:15:38,080 Я здоров, детка! Здоровый человек Рик!
- 00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:41,156 О чёрт, прости, Бет.
- 00:15:41,170 --> 00:15:42,250 Папочка идёт!
- 00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:58,330 Блин, маловатый отряд.
- 00:15:58,670 --> 00:16:00,110 Вы многих перебили.
- 00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:04,910 Кого бы нам ещё позвать? Раз уж я взял дочурку с собой на работу…
- 00:16:07,990 --> 00:16:11,250 «Взял дочурку с собой»? Это моя работа, пап.
- 00:16:11,290 --> 00:16:13,490 Ты это шесть часов репетировала?
- 00:16:13,510 --> 00:16:14,530 Спасибо, Рик.
- 00:16:14,630 --> 00:16:17,410 Птичьей Дочери редко что-то приходится по вкусу.
- 00:16:17,430 --> 00:16:18,330 Надели маски.
- 00:16:18,470 --> 00:16:21,040 На этих крошках стоят тройные фильтры от спор.
- 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:24,460 - Ни один грибок не пролезет. - Пора доставить заряд.
- 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:26,460 Заряд — это бомба или лекарство?
- 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:28,030 Плевать, просто заряд.
- 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:41,390 Думаю, пора удалить Джина из нашего чата.
- 00:16:41,420 --> 00:16:43,410 Не отвечай ему. Он этого и ждёт.
- 00:16:43,530 --> 00:16:47,530 Кстати говоря, я вижу, ты тоже сегодня в роли отца.
- 00:16:47,550 --> 00:16:50,950 Она мне позвонила. Я просто пытаюсь не обосраться.
- 00:16:50,970 --> 00:16:52,490 Не ты один, друг.
- 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:55,390 Сюда.
- 00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:06,920 Она завела нас в ловушку!
- 00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:08,710 В смысле? Ты же хотел сдохнуть.
- 00:17:08,730 --> 00:17:10,350 Защищайте заряд!
- 00:17:28,050 --> 00:17:30,270 Да! Да! Я сейчас сдохну!
- 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:33,240 Жучий колледж, встречай моего сына!
- 00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:39,210 Давайте все будем следить, как его малой учится.
- 00:17:39,230 --> 00:17:40,350 Жучий пакт!
- 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,290 О, посмотри.
- 00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:53,340 Мне кажется, ей тут нравится.
- 00:17:54,370 --> 00:17:56,510 Пока ещё рано радоваться.
- 00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:13,070 Фигачим, народ!
- 00:18:13,290 --> 00:18:15,070 Это у неё от матери.
- 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,810 Я рада, что ты ответил, пап.
- 00:18:18,290 --> 00:18:21,610 - Рад, что ты позвонила. - Повторять не обязательно.
- 00:18:30,690 --> 00:18:31,630 Генерал!
- 00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:32,920 Нет, нет, нет!
- 00:18:40,780 --> 00:18:42,990 Зацените этого парня!
- 00:18:43,450 --> 00:18:44,970 Вот это по-нашему!
- 00:18:49,470 --> 00:18:50,730 Опять этот тип?
- 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,820 Да! Это снова я!
- 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,110 Я говорил, что жуки бывают разные.
- 00:18:55,130 --> 00:18:58,780 Я предупреждал вас. Каждому улью нужен разум.
- 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:02,660 И в каждом разуме буду жить я! Совершенно бесплатно!
- 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:04,790 Или вообще платить будут мне!
- 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,710 Вот это день рождения, да?
- 00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:08,790 У него походу мозги свернулись.
- 00:19:08,830 --> 00:19:10,510 В атаку!
- 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,300 Так, так, так, святые мухи!
- 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:13,350 Не беги так!
- 00:19:15,180 --> 00:19:16,190 Круши!
- 00:19:16,950 --> 00:19:17,761 Бет!
- 00:19:21,670 --> 00:19:25,670 Можете хоть все бошки им отрезать! От меня вам не избавиться!
- 00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:31,810 Что? Нет! Хватит смеяться, придурок!
- 00:19:32,550 --> 00:19:33,270 Вот чёрт!
- 00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:35,530 Верни меня наверх!..
- 00:19:36,470 --> 00:19:38,490 Ожучеть, ну не так же!
- 00:19:50,060 --> 00:19:53,130 Нет! Кто сказал, что сюда можно тащить заряд?
- 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,390 Бегом, бегом, бегом!
- 00:19:54,430 --> 00:19:58,760 Не смейте говорить фразу «жить бесплатно»! Она умрёт вместе со мной!
- 00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:00,770 Я уже применил её, где только можно!
- 00:20:01,270 --> 00:20:04,490 Бесплатно! Бесплатно!
- 00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:13,690 Так что, мне убить их? Перемирию конец?
- 00:20:13,710 --> 00:20:15,070 Я не знаю. А ты?
- 00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:20,530 Наверное, громфломиты могут измениться, не превращаясь в огромных чудовищ.
- 00:20:20,550 --> 00:20:23,070 Сопротивлению это будет интересно.
- 00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:26,038 - Да ну вас. - Ха. Ха. Было весело.
- 00:20:28,890 --> 00:20:33,630 Сегодня я с гордостью приветствую героев с обеих сторон.
- 00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:37,010 И этим мы ознаменуем начало новой эпохи.
- 00:20:37,090 --> 00:20:41,190 Хотя каждую неделю повторять не будем. Надеюсь, это вообще последний раз.
- 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:42,800 Мои поздравления.
- 00:20:42,820 --> 00:20:45,750 Сопротивление в огромном долгу перед вами.
- 00:20:45,910 --> 00:20:48,850 Рик, очень приятно видеть, что ты помогаешь дочери.
- 00:20:48,870 --> 00:20:50,560 Это секси.
- 00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:52,970 Ой, ну ладно. Да, да…
- 00:20:53,649 --> 00:20:55,190 Только не трахай моих коллег.
- 00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:56,950 Ты сама мне позвонила.
- 00:21:29,490 --> 00:21:31,288 Ой, блин, блин!..
- 00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:32,770 Твою жучиху!
- 00:21:32,790 --> 00:21:34,790 Сиско, в чём дело, малыш?
- 00:21:34,850 --> 00:21:38,270 Помнишь космо-типа, который заплатил мне за одно дело?
- 00:21:38,290 --> 00:21:40,740 - Да. - Ну так вот я всё пропустил!
- 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:42,740 Космо-тип знает про твою зависимость?
- 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,280 До встречи с тобой у меня её не было, Сэнди!
- 00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:46,076 Эй!
- 00:21:46,310 --> 00:21:48,780 Ну прости. Не стоит тебя винить.
- 00:21:48,810 --> 00:21:49,890 Ничего.
- 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,310 Вмажешься?
- 00:21:52,230 --> 00:21:53,130 Да, пожалуйста.
- 00:21:53,180 --> 00:21:58,180 Переведено студией HDrezka Studio.
- 00:00:04,797 --> 00:00:07,882 Alright, final item of the Galactic Defiance meeting--
- 00:00:07,883 --> 00:00:10,510 our plan to take out the Gromflomite Queen.
- 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:12,387 - It is not ready for approval! - What did I just--
- 00:00:12,388 --> 00:00:16,599 Quiet! We can be a Defiance without talking over each other!
- 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,852 Thank you. Corsica?
- 00:00:18,853 --> 00:00:21,688 As it stands, our assassination task force
- 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:23,440 has yet to provide a clear plan--
- 00:00:23,441 --> 00:00:24,941 We provide lots of plans.
- 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:26,693 Your committee keeps killing them.
- 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:28,611 Well, it's an assassination committee.
- 00:00:28,612 --> 00:00:30,530 Whattaya want them to do?
- 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:32,699 All intelligence indicates it needs to be a surprise.
- 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:35,243 Which is why we need to plan it carefully.
- 00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:38,163 Why don't we turn things over to our assassin, Beth Sanchez?
- 00:00:40,416 --> 00:00:42,459 Great. It's an assassination meeting.
- 00:00:42,460 --> 00:00:45,253 Where the hell is the assassin?
- 00:00:45,254 --> 00:00:46,629 <i>Beth. Where are you?!</i>
- 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:48,631 Um, assassinating.
- 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:50,550 <i>Are you insane? We're still in a meeting about this.</i>
- 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:51,968 We've been meeting about it for months.
- 00:00:51,969 --> 00:00:54,137 Is the plan to kill her with old age?
- 00:00:54,138 --> 00:00:56,723 There is no plan. We still have to approve one.
- 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:58,516 Do you even look at your Defiance e-mail?
- 00:00:58,517 --> 00:01:00,769 Who has the patience for three-factor authentication?
- 00:01:00,770 --> 00:01:02,145 <i>Beth!</i>
- 00:01:07,276 --> 00:01:09,152 Aah! Aah!
- 00:01:13,157 --> 00:01:14,365 Aah!
- 00:01:14,366 --> 00:01:16,118 The Defiance says hello.
- 00:01:17,787 --> 00:01:19,078 Or goodbye?
- 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:20,955 I mean, I guess the hello meant goodbye anyway,
- 00:01:20,956 --> 00:01:23,666 but <i>this</i> guy beat me to it?
- 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:24,959 - Oh! - Oh, my God!
- 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:26,127 Who are you?! An assassin?
- 00:01:26,128 --> 00:01:27,504 I mean, I wish.
- 00:01:27,505 --> 00:01:28,546 Kill her!
- 00:01:34,178 --> 00:01:35,763 Time to go.
- 00:01:37,848 --> 00:01:39,724 Oh, shit.
- 00:01:39,725 --> 00:01:41,518 Uh, hey, good news-- the Queen is dead.
- 00:01:41,519 --> 00:01:43,770 Bad news-- I didn't do it. Worst news-- I need a lift.
- 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:45,396 <i>I can't approve an extraction</i>
- 00:01:45,397 --> 00:01:47,190 <i>from an unapproved assassination.</i>
- 00:01:47,191 --> 00:01:48,733 <i>I'll have to call an emergency meeting.</i>
- 00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:50,486 I'm going to die.
- 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:55,490 Aah!
- 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:04,499 Ughhh!
- 00:02:40,870 --> 00:02:42,412 Whoa! You beat out Luigi's?!
- 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:45,999 Mm.
- 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,876 {\an8}I'm hammering sushi. What's up?
- 00:02:47,877 --> 00:02:49,294 {\an8}Space Beth: <i>Well, funny story,</i>
- 00:02:49,295 --> 00:02:50,879 {\an8}<i>or maybe not that funny.</i>
- 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:52,840 {\an8}Are you pitching a Hulu Original?
- 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:56,217 {\an8}I-I kinda...
- 00:02:56,218 --> 00:02:58,261 {\an8}went rogue and now I'm trapped on a Gromflomite ship.
- 00:02:58,262 --> 00:03:00,430 {\an8}Send the coordinates. I'll pick you up.
- 00:03:00,431 --> 00:03:02,390 {\an8}<i>Really? Just like that?</i>
- 00:03:02,391 --> 00:03:04,767 {\an8}Of course just like that. You're my daughter, probably.
- 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:06,853 {\an8}Jiro! Lava cake to go.
- 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:07,979 {\an8}The lava cake was already ordered.
- 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:09,063 {\an8}<i>I can see it from here.</i>
- 00:03:09,064 --> 00:03:10,733 {\an8}You don't have to explain.
- 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:13,401 {\an8}Ya think it'd be easy to scan the only
- 00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:14,652 {\an8}warm-blooded thing on the ship.
- 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:16,905 {\an8}We tried that once. Lotta rats in the walls.
- 00:03:16,906 --> 00:03:19,324 {\an8}Is that why the ship always has a "B" in the window?
- 00:03:19,325 --> 00:03:20,825 {\an8}- Huh? - Huh?
- 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:24,704 {\an8}- Hey! Freeze! - You first.
- 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:27,291 {\an8}Agh! Walked... right... into... it!
- 00:03:28,459 --> 00:03:29,792 {\an8}- Ah! - Wow, Beth.
- 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:31,002 {\an8}You've been staying busy.
- 00:03:31,003 --> 00:03:32,712 {\an8}Oh, shit! It's Rick Sanchez!
- 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:34,798 {\an8}Hey. My daughter is just as dangerous.
- 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:41,137 {\an8}Wait, so the gun also shoots a sign?
- 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:43,264 {\an8}Yeah, for clarity, so people know it's quicksand
- 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:45,308 {\an8}and not a brown portal or diarrhea.
- 00:03:45,309 --> 00:03:47,060 {\an8}But doesn't the sign tip off the enemy?
- 00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:49,604 {\an8}No, no, the other side says "ordinary sand."
- 00:03:49,605 --> 00:03:52,440 {\an8}There she is!
- 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:53,858 {\an8}Aw, what? Oh, oh, oh!
- 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:56,069 {\an8}See, <i>there's</i> your classic diarrhea.
- 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:58,071 {\an8}- Ugh! - Whatever. Can we go now?
- 00:03:58,072 --> 00:03:59,864 {\an8}Just portal me to HQ.
- 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:01,658 {\an8}Actually, could you portal me, like, a block away?
- 00:04:01,659 --> 00:04:04,369 {\an8}So they don't know your dad drove you? Sure.
- 00:04:04,370 --> 00:04:07,330 {\an8}Okay, all in favor of Natalie thumbnailing
- 00:04:07,331 --> 00:04:09,124 {\an8}an emergency rescue budget?
- 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:11,417 {\an8}- Oh! - Oh, whoops.
- 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:12,877 {\an8}You're a prick.
- 00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:14,712 {\an8}Stop acting embarrassed. I'm a legend here.
- 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:16,923 {\an8}- Oh, hey, BugAnne. - Hey, Rick.
- 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,466 {\an8}Yes, it's disappointing
- 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:20,426 {\an8}that the legend doesn't fall far from the tree.
- 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:23,471 {\an8}- Huh. That's a weird way to thank her and apologize. - Dad!
- 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:25,640 {\an8}Thank her for what? A botched assassination?
- 00:04:25,641 --> 00:04:27,392 {\an8}Whoa, whoa. I don't botch shit.
- 00:04:27,393 --> 00:04:29,352 {\an8}I just turned down sloppy seconds.
- 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:31,354 {\an8}Yeah, their mothership wasn't on red alert for her birthday.
- 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:33,314 {\an8}You sure about that?
- 00:04:33,315 --> 00:04:36,359 {\an8}<i>Red alert for the Queen's birthday!</i>
- 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,987 {\an8}<i>That's right, Her Majesty is 70 days young</i>
- 00:04:38,988 --> 00:04:41,447 {\an8}<i>but still laying eggs and banging drones.</i>
- 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:42,907 {\an8}<i>You go, girl!</i>
- 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:44,492 {\an8}- <i>Yes, Queen.</i> - Space Beth: What? No.
- 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:46,160 {\an8}I saw that bitch's pillow through her face.
- 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:48,496 {\an8}A Sting Trooper did it. Why didn't they pin it on us?
- 00:04:48,497 --> 00:04:50,123 {\an8}Translation-- ya botched.
- 00:04:50,124 --> 00:04:51,499 {\an8}- You can say that again. - Always botchin'!
- 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:53,501 {\an8}- Nepo baby. - Excuse me?
- 00:04:53,502 --> 00:04:55,128 {\an8}Dad, stop helping.
- 00:04:55,129 --> 00:04:56,713 {\an8}This is the opposite of a nepo baby.
- 00:04:56,714 --> 00:04:58,798 {\an8}This is a human with half my DNA
- 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:01,926 {\an8}that despises me for the same reasons you bailed on her.
- 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:04,387 {\an8}This organization resents and discourages talent.
- 00:05:04,388 --> 00:05:06,514 {\an8}It's why working here was always beneath me,
- 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:08,766 {\an8}and it's why none of you are worth eating her shit,
- 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:10,476 and if you don't start appreciating her,
- 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:13,272 I guarantee you, she'll be next out the door.
- 00:05:18,444 --> 00:05:20,987 - It was a good rescue, though. - You got me fired!
- 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:23,197 Only because you blew your chance to quit!
- 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:24,991 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:26,993 I really hope I <i>am</i> the clone
- 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:28,619 because I never asked to be born.
- 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:32,040 I can't handle watching you host those parasites.
- 00:05:32,041 --> 00:05:33,916 Clone or not, that's still my blood in your veins.
- 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:36,795 Yeah, I know. I'm trying to overcome that.
- 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,256 - Ouch. - Oh, boo-hoo.
- 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:42,717 Whatever. Drop me off in space.
- 00:05:42,718 --> 00:05:44,510 What are you going to do?
- 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:47,055 I'm gonna get to the bottom of this inside hit on the Queen.
- 00:05:47,056 --> 00:05:48,973 I-I know a guy that knows a guy
- 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:50,725 that knows some bugs.
- 00:05:50,726 --> 00:05:52,477 Look, I gotta drop you off <i>somewhere.</i>
- 00:05:52,478 --> 00:05:54,020 It might as well be the filth-encrusted apartment
- 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:57,482 of an insect-supremacist arms dealer.
- 00:05:57,483 --> 00:05:58,817 Fiiine.
- 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:08,201 I thought you were dropping me off.
- 00:06:08,202 --> 00:06:09,994 I gotta make sure it's the right supremacist.
- 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:11,788 They all look alike.
- 00:06:11,789 --> 00:06:12,997 Aah! Hey! No mammals allowed!
- 00:06:12,998 --> 00:06:14,957 - That's our guy. - Oh, shit, fuck!
- 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:16,834 Guh. Oh! Oh, hey.
- 00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:18,628 I-I didn't mean that about mammals.
- 00:06:18,629 --> 00:06:20,379 You're-- You're clearly a good one.
- 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:23,382 She is. She's very interested in insect politics.
- 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,384 Um, actually, there's no such thing
- 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,595 because insects are genetically inclined for organization--
- 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:29,305 Ohhhh! Ah!
- 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:32,016 So tell us which insect organized a hit on the Queen.
- 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:34,811 I dunno. You guys kinda proved you're not gonna let me fall--
- 00:06:34,812 --> 00:06:36,813 Aaahhhh!
- 00:06:36,814 --> 00:06:38,898 Aaah! Aah! Oh, God. Oh, Jesus.
- 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,274 - Talk. - You're just gonna--
- 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:42,276 Aaaaagghh!
- 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:45,530 Aaah! Oh. Alright, alright! Shit!
- 00:06:45,531 --> 00:06:47,490 It was Fantabulous!
- 00:06:47,491 --> 00:06:49,200 The former Royal Doctor!
- 00:06:49,201 --> 00:06:50,785 Wait. The medical officer?
- 00:06:50,786 --> 00:06:52,703 That's all I know, I swear!
- 00:06:52,704 --> 00:06:54,080 Is it, though?
- 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:55,248 Oh, God! Aaaahhhhh!
- 00:06:55,249 --> 00:06:57,041 - Dad? - He said that's all he knew.
- 00:06:58,460 --> 00:07:01,129 I'm a mammal. I'm disorganized.
- 00:07:01,130 --> 00:07:02,630 I've heard of that doctor, though.
- 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:04,257 Classic disgraced eugenicist trope.
- 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:07,844 You can get disgraced for eugenics by insects?
- 00:07:07,845 --> 00:07:09,053 I suppose he had a gift.
- 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:10,471 Did he have an address?
- 00:07:18,147 --> 00:07:20,064 Hi. Don't be afraid to surrender.
- 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:22,900 Yeah, you can even join us as an unlikely ally.
- 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:24,360 I don't know what that is.
- 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:26,070 I can explain.
- 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:27,530 - Does your bug culture have ghosts? - Yes.
- 00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:29,490 Has it had any hit movies about busting ghosts
- 00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:31,117 successful enough to generate sequels and cartoons?
- 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:32,869 Of course.
- 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:34,537 Well, an unlikely ally would be like a ghost
- 00:07:34,538 --> 00:07:36,497 that hangs out <i>with</i> the ghostbusters.
- 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:39,083 Okay, that is the most offensive job offer I've ever received.
- 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:40,459 More offensive than death?
- 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,336 Good luck with that.
- 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:44,297 Wait, so he's too cool to be a Slimer,
- 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:46,090 but he's asthmatic?
- 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:50,971 Aah!
- 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:53,515 Aah!
- 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:56,100 That's... new.
- 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:57,852 A super-soldier formula?
- 00:07:57,853 --> 00:08:00,272 I said "new" not "creatively trailblazing."
- 00:08:07,029 --> 00:08:07,945 Ugh!
- 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:09,155 Ah!
- 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:11,157 - Aah! - Jesus Christ.
- 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:15,245 I hope killing these things is leveling us up.
- 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,124 It's some kind of suped-up fungus.
- 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:21,876 What? Should we be wearing masks?
- 00:08:21,877 --> 00:08:23,502 Nah, we're fine. It's a bug problem.
- 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,296 These little guys don't affect mammals.
- 00:08:25,297 --> 00:08:27,381 Why would they?
- 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:29,091 It's a highly evolved symbiote.
- 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:31,886 Its goal is galactic domination,
- 00:08:31,887 --> 00:08:35,181 so why would it want to be hosted by shit-flinging monkeys
- 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:37,642 from a planet named after dirt?
- 00:08:37,643 --> 00:08:39,560 Wow! We're disease bragging now?
- 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:42,605 That fungus is no disease. It's the cure.
- 00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:45,524 My species has been wasting away for generations.
- 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,193 - We're being led by a-- - Yeah, yeah.
- 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:49,153 Millennials killed Blockbuster Video.
- 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:50,780 Just tell my daughter why you whacked your own queen.
- 00:08:50,781 --> 00:08:53,991 Her Majesty refused to distribute my medicine.
- 00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:56,202 So I had her killed in secret
- 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:58,704 and replaced with a robot Queen who will.
- 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:02,041 All of Gromflom One will gather for her birthday,
- 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,377 and all will receive a gift!
- 00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:06,671 That's not how birthdays work, dipshit.
- 00:09:06,672 --> 00:09:08,673 How about this for a birthday?
- 00:09:08,674 --> 00:09:10,383 Close airlock seven!
- 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,056 You really don't know me, do you?
- 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,641 And you don't know me.
- 00:09:18,642 --> 00:09:20,643 Or the various sizes of bugs!
- 00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:23,271 Ultromflomites, attack!
- 00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:28,025 Behold the Gromflomites of the future.
- 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:30,278 Soon we will reign again!
- 00:09:30,279 --> 00:09:31,404 He's getting away!
- 00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:33,781 And living rent-free in your head!
- 00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:38,287 Whoa!
- 00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:44,166 Ahh! Ugh!
- 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:46,294 Ah, so much for my fucking break.
- 00:09:46,295 --> 00:09:47,754 Aah!
- 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:58,806 <i>Toro, toro!</i>
- 00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:00,057 <i>Olé!</i>
- 00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:06,689 What was that "rent-free in your head" shit?
- 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:08,232 It's dumb people saying something meaningless
- 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:10,026 'cause they've learned a new phrase.
- 00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:11,402 It just means you're thinking about something!
- 00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:13,195 Focus, Dad! The queen is a spore bomb.
- 00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:14,613 Ooh, you better call the Defiance.
- 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,532 Why, so they can form a committee?
- 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:17,658 You don't want your old job back?
- 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:19,618 No, Dad, the Defiance sucks,
- 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,037 but that doctor keeps trying to kill me,
- 00:10:21,038 --> 00:10:22,830 he is not getting the "W."
- 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:24,290 Oh, God. I'm turning into my father.
- 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:25,833 That's all you had to say, partner.
- 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:27,793 Alright, should be pretty easy.
- 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,545 We get in undetected, find the spore bomb,
- 00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:31,797 and portal it out of there. Step one--
- 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,299 <i>we blend in as bugs working for</i>
- 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,343 <i>the Department of Transportation.</i>
- 00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:37,470 <i>My guy Cisco will be at the back door at 7:00 a.m.</i>
- 00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:39,513 <i>- Who's Cisco? - My inside man. Don't worry.</i>
- 00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:41,557 <i>Okay, but what if he doesn't show up?</i>
- 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:43,309 <i>What's that supposed to mean? You don't even know Cisco.</i>
- 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,311 <i>Which is very concerning</i>
- 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,104 <i>since this plan seems very dependent on him.</i>
- 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:49,857 <i>- So let me finish the plan. - Fine.</i>
- 00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:52,860 <i>Step two-- Cisco provides us with security credentials</i>
- 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:54,528 <i>for the maintenance tunnels.</i>
- 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:56,238 <i>And if he doesn't show, what's our backup plan?</i>
- 00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:59,450 <i>I use Cisco so that I don't need a backup plan.</i>
- 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:00,743 <i>What's that?</i>
- 00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:02,244 <i>We ordered food, remember?</i>
- 00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:04,163 <i>I've never heard of this Cisco guy in my life</i>
- 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:07,291 <i>and all of a sudden he's the most reliable person ever born.</i>
- 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,752 <i>Maybe I work with more reliable people than you.</i>
- 00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:12,088 <i>Make sure my fries are there.</i>
- 00:11:12,089 --> 00:11:14,298 <i>Thank you. Oh, wait, are there fries?</i>
- 00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:16,926 <i>Oh, okay, I see them. Thank you.</i>
- 00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:18,761 - <i>Where were we?</i> - <i>Step three--</i>
- 00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:20,888 <i>we quickly and quietly patch into the surveillance grid.</i>
- 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,598 <i>Wait. How 'd we get there?</i>
- 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:23,891 <i>With the credentials we got from Cisco.</i>
- 00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:25,893 <i>So in other words, if Cisco--</i>
- 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:27,853 <i>Cisco has never not shown up!</i>
- 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,897 <i>Can I just ask, what does someone have to do</i>
- 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:32,566 <i>to achieve the level of trust you place in this random man?</i>
- 00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:34,193 <i>- I trust plenty of people. - Name two.</i>
- 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,695 <i>Uh, easy-- Birdperson and Cisco.</i>
- 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,280 <i>Cisco's at the same level as Birdperson?!</i>
- 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:39,365 <i>Yeah. He listens to my plans.</i>
- 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:40,908 <i>Well, I guess I would, too,</i>
- 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:42,910 <i>if I was the pivotal goddamn participant.</i>
- 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:44,912 <i>That's all this is? You're jealous of Cisco?</i>
- 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:47,748 <i>I don't want to rely on him. If he doesn't show up at 7:00,</i>
- 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:49,917 <i>we're two humans in bug costumes banging on a door</i>
- 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:52,753 <i>until the cops find us, then we're running and gunning.</i>
- 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:54,296 <i>We're not going to be running or gunning</i>
- 00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:56,340 <i>at any point in this plan.</i>
- 00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:58,300 <i>It's gonna be you, me, and Cisco staying under the radar</i>
- 00:11:58,301 --> 00:11:59,802 <i>and preventing a coronation catastrophe.</i>
- 00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:18,362 Oh, shit.
- 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:19,447 - Freeze! - Don't move!
- 00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:21,449 - Hands in the air! - Huh.
- 00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:22,868 I don't know what got into Cisco.
- 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:26,787 This may be unpopular, but the Queen was a bitch.
- 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:29,457 I mean, big deal, you had a billion kids.
- 00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:30,834 Did you find them?
- 00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:33,544 We're kinda hard to miss.
- 00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:35,963 - Stay back or die! - Yeah! Listen to him.
- 00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:37,339 - Why?! - She's infected!
- 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:38,757 Bullshit! She would've turned.
- 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,593 Ya think I normally look like this?!
- 00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:42,386 I mean, maybe. I-I don't know you.
- 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:43,637 I need your labs, your data,
- 00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:44,763 everything you've got on this thing.
- 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,182 Stop pointing a gun at me!
- 00:12:46,183 --> 00:12:47,808 Stop pointing a gun at <i>me!</i>
- 00:12:52,314 --> 00:12:54,232 Can-- Can you cover your mouth?
- 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,776 So it's true? You're infected?
- 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,904 It obviously affects mammals slower,
- 00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:02,072 but, yeah, it's jumped species.
- 00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:05,159 Then perhaps in <i>you</i> lies the cure.
- 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,870 Was stepping from the shadows meant to give that more weight?
- 00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:09,997 No, my pen rolled into the corner.
- 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,582 But even if you do cure it,
- 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:14,210 our scanners show a big, scary,
- 00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:17,296 dramatic spore hive growing deep underground.
- 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,840 Real, you know, final-boss vibes.
- 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,926 They're building an ultra army.
- 00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:23,511 Kinda what I just said,
- 00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:26,180 but looks like we both need an antidote.
- 00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:29,016 So, tenuous alliance?
- 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,893 Oh! Unlikely allies!
- 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:32,479 We got our Slimer!
- 00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:37,691 Dad? Am I growing a...
- 00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:39,276 horn?
- 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:41,445 Yeah. Uh, just relax. I'm working on it.
- 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:44,031 I can feel them... the hive...
- 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:46,033 Uh! Kinda funny, huh?
- 00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:48,077 I hate working with others...
- 00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:50,246 but now the collective is calling me...
- 00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:52,081 Maybe send that shit to voicemail, sweetie.
- 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,668 Cadet, for your service,
- 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:58,838 the Federation stands scrung in scrung with you.
- 00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:07,513 Yes!
- 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,768 Huh. Thought that would be it.
- 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:16,105 Don't sweat it. We're long on bugs and short on ethics.
- 00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:18,440 I mean, if I gotta be fascist...
- 00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,587 Ow! Shit! What the hell?
- 00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:41,130 Oh, sorry, sorry,
- 00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,965 I brought in my rotating math projector light.
- 00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:44,926 Put it back in your decoration bin.
- 00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:50,973 Aah!
- 00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:53,809 Holy shit! You did it!
- 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,728 The projector helped!
- 00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:57,771 Wait. Does this mean my family won't get paid?
- 00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,607 I told them my death would pay for college.
- 00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:01,525 Oh, you'll die.
- 00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:03,570 You all die, eventually.
- 00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:07,948 Look, I know it might suck to be my daughter sometimes,
- 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:10,201 but there are some perks to being related.
- 00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:12,662 Ughhh... Dad...
- 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:19,001 Ugh. All right. I'm still human.
- 00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:21,086 I like boobs. I like boob milk.
- 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,921 Oh, no. I-I like jelly.
- 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,590 I want nutritious jelly!
- 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:27,092 Agh! Ah, I want boob milk.
- 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,136 Ah, I like boobs.
- 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,513 Turn on the cash!
- 00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,766 - W-What? - Never mind, I'll do it.
- 00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:38,020 I'm cured, baby! Cured human Rick!
- 00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:42,650 Oh, shit. Sorry, Beth. Daddy's coming!
- 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,040 Damn. Small attack squad.
- 00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:00,250 You killed a <i>lot</i> of us.
- 00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:02,419 Well, who else would be down for this?
- 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:05,090 I mean, it is "bring your daughter to work" day.
- 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,551 "Bring your daughter to work day"?
- 00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,804 It's <i>my</i> work, Dad.
- 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,472 You were sitting on that one for the last six hours?
- 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,641 Thank you, Rick.
- 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,351 It is rare to find something Bird Daughter likes.
- 00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:19,186 Mask up, boys!
- 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:21,188 These puppies have triple spore filters.
- 00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:22,981 Should keep us fungus-free.
- 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,400 Time to deliver the payload.
- 00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:26,443 Is the payload a bomb or a cure?
- 00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:28,112 Who cares? It's a payload.
- 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:41,250 I think it's time we remove Gene from the text thread.
- 00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:43,377 You can't respond. It only feeds the beast.
- 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:47,506 Speaking of beasts, I see you are parenting as well.
- 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:48,882 Oh, she called <i>me.</i>
- 00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:50,634 I'm trying not to blow it.
- 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:52,220 You and me both.
- 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,223 This way.
- 00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:06,942 She led us into a trap!
- 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:08,610 What trap?! Didn't you <i>want</i> to die?
- 00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:10,529 Protect the payload!
- 00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:15,492 - Aaaah! - Aaah!
- 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:30,507 Yes! Yes! I'm gonna be dead!
- 00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:33,177 Bug State, here my son comes!
- 00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:37,931 L-Let's all make an effort to check
- 00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:39,349 on that guy's kid in college.
- 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:40,684 Bug pact!
- 00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:51,487 Aww, look at that.
- 00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:53,113 I think she is having a good time.
- 00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:56,784 Don't start celebrating yet.
- 00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:13,217 Let's fucking goooooooooo!
- 00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:15,552 She gets it from her mother.
- 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,930 Glad you picked up my call, Dad.
- 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:20,307 Uh, glad you called.
- 00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:21,600 We don't have to do it all the time.
- 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,734 Oh!
- 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,778 General! Aah! No, no, no!
- 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,288 Check out the scrung on this guy! Ha, ha!
- 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,998 Now you've got it!
- 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:50,796 This fucking guy?
- 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,714 Yes! It's me again!
- 00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:55,259 I warned you I had different-sized bugs.
- 00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:58,637 That was foreshadowing. Every hive needs a mind.
- 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:02,724 And in those minds will be me, paying no rent at all.
- 00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:04,601 I might even <i>charge</i> rent!
- 00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:06,770 Quite a birthday, no?
- 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:09,022 This guy's brain is cooked.
- 00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:10,566 Attack!
- 00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:12,234 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh, shit!
- 00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:13,653 Oh, oh, moving fast!
- 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,947 Smash!
- 00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:18,240 Beth!
- 00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:21,827 Ah!
- 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,829 You can cut all the heads off you like!
- 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,789 You'll never be rid of me!
- 00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,670 Agh! What! No! Stop laughing, you idiot!
- 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,255 Oh! Oh, shit!
- 00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:35,799 Put me back on top! Put me back on top!
- 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,260 Agh! God! Not like that!
- 00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:53,191 No! Who said you could bring a payload in here?!
- 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,985 General Ronkonkomus Joe: Move, move, move!
- 00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:56,820 No one gets to say the phrase "rent free" after I die.
- 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,822 It dies with me.
- 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,991 I did everything you could do with it!
- 00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:04,786 Aaah! Rent free! Rent freeeee!
- 00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:11,919 Ugh!
- 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,629 So, can I kill these guys? Is the truce over?
- 00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:15,088 I don't know. Is it?
- 00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:17,799 Perhaps we Gromflomites can change...
- 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,802 without having to transform into giant monsters.
- 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:22,679 I'm sure the Defiance would be interested in that.
- 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:23,722 Get a room.
- 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,600 Ha. Ha. I had fun.
- 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:33,106 Today I am proud to honor heroes from both sides
- 00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:37,277 on what will forever mark the dawn of a new age.
- 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:38,820 Not that we're gonna be doing this every week.
- 00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:41,156 I mean, hopefully never again actually.
- 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:42,866 Congratulations.
- 00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:45,953 The Defiance owes you two a debt of gratitude.
- 00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:48,914 Rick, pretty cool to see you working with your daughter.
- 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,332 Pretty... hot.
- 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:53,835 Uh, oh, okay. Y-yeah. Yeah.
- 00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:55,253 Please don't fuck my co-workers.
- 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,089 Uh, hey, you called me.
- 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,331 Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
- 00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:32,749 Oh, shit!
- 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,793 Cisco, what's wrong, baby?
- 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,920 Remember the space guy who paid me all that money
- 00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:38,755 - to do that thing?! - Yeah.
- 00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:40,674 Well, I missed the goddamn thing!
- 00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:42,676 Did the space guy know you had a drug problem?
- 00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:44,970 Well, I-I didn't before I met <i>you,</i> Sandy!
- 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,346 Hey!
- 00:21:46,347 --> 00:21:48,724 Aw, sorry. I shouldn't blame you.
- 00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:50,392 It's okay.
- 00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:52,019 More drugs?
- 00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:53,937 Yes, please.
- 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:57,775 Did you get any of that?
- 00:00:04,797 --> 00:00:07,882 Alright, final item of the Galactic Defiance meeting--
- 00:00:07,883 --> 00:00:10,510 our plan to take out the Gromflomite Queen.
- 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:12,387 - It is not ready for approval! - What did I just--
- 00:00:12,388 --> 00:00:16,599 Quiet! We can be a Defiance without talking over each other!
- 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,852 Thank you. Corsica?
- 00:00:18,853 --> 00:00:21,688 As it stands, our assassination task force
- 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:23,440 has yet to provide a clear plan--
- 00:00:23,441 --> 00:00:24,941 We provide lots of plans.
- 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:26,693 Your committee keeps killing them.
- 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:28,611 Well, it's an assassination committee.
- 00:00:28,612 --> 00:00:30,530 Whattaya want them to do?
- 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:32,699 All intelligence indicates it needs to be a surprise.
- 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:35,243 Which is why we need to plan it carefully.
- 00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:38,163 Why don't we turn things over to our assassin, Beth Sanchez?
- 00:00:38,164 --> 00:00:40,415 [ Audience murmuring ]
- 00:00:40,416 --> 00:00:42,459 Great. It's an assassination meeting.
- 00:00:42,460 --> 00:00:45,253 Where the hell is the assassin?
- 00:00:45,254 --> 00:00:46,629 Corsica: <i>Beth. Where are you?!</i>
- 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:48,631 Um, assassinating.
- 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:50,550 <i>Are you insane? We're still in a meeting about this.</i>
- 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:51,968 We've been meeting about it for months.
- 00:00:51,969 --> 00:00:54,137 Is the plan to kill her with old age?
- 00:00:54,138 --> 00:00:56,723 There is no plan. We still have to approve one.
- 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:58,516 Do you even look at your Defiance e-mail?
- 00:00:58,517 --> 00:01:00,769 Who has the patience for three-factor authentication?
- 00:01:00,770 --> 00:01:02,145 <i>Beth!</i>
- 00:01:02,146 --> 00:01:05,148 {\an8}♪
- 00:01:05,149 --> 00:01:07,275 [ Grunts ]
- 00:01:07,276 --> 00:01:09,152 Aah! Aah!
- 00:01:09,153 --> 00:01:10,738 [ Grunts ]
- 00:01:13,157 --> 00:01:14,365 Aah!
- 00:01:14,366 --> 00:01:16,118 The Defiance says hello.
- 00:01:17,787 --> 00:01:19,078 Or goodbye?
- 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:20,955 I mean, I guess the hello meant goodbye anyway,
- 00:01:20,956 --> 00:01:23,666 but <i>this</i> guy beat me to it?
- 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:24,959 - Oh! - Oh, my God!
- 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:26,127 Who are you?! An assassin?
- 00:01:26,128 --> 00:01:27,504 I mean, I wish.
- 00:01:27,505 --> 00:01:28,546 Kill her!
- 00:01:28,547 --> 00:01:30,006 [ Weapons zapping ]
- 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:31,674 [ Grunting ]
- 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:34,177 [ Alarm wailing ]
- 00:01:34,178 --> 00:01:35,763 Time to go.
- 00:01:37,848 --> 00:01:39,724 Oh, shit.
- 00:01:39,725 --> 00:01:41,518 Uh, hey, good news-- the Queen is dead.
- 00:01:41,519 --> 00:01:43,770 Bad news-- I didn't do it. Worst news-- I need a lift.
- 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:45,396 <i>I can't approve an extraction</i>
- 00:01:45,397 --> 00:01:47,190 <i>from an unapproved assassination.</i>
- 00:01:47,191 --> 00:01:48,733 <i>I'll have to call an emergency meeting.</i>
- 00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:50,486 I'm going to die.
- 00:01:51,904 --> 00:01:53,197 [ Screaming ]
- 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:55,490 Aah!
- 00:01:55,491 --> 00:02:02,413 {\an8}♪
- 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:04,499 Ughhh!
- 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:32,235 {\an8}♪
- 00:02:32,236 --> 00:02:34,613 [ Electricity crackling ]
- 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:38,534 {\an8}[ Speaking Japanese ]
- 00:02:40,870 --> 00:02:42,412 Whoa! You beat out Luigi's?!
- 00:02:42,413 --> 00:02:44,455 [ Cellphone buzzing ]
- 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:45,999 Mm.
- 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,876 {\an8}I'm hammering sushi. What's up?
- 00:02:47,877 --> 00:02:49,294 {\an8}Space Beth: <i>Well, [chuckles] funny story,</i>
- 00:02:49,295 --> 00:02:50,879 {\an8}<i>or maybe not that funny.</i>
- 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:52,840 {\an8}Are you pitching a Hulu Original?
- 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:56,217 {\an8}I-I kinda...
- 00:02:56,218 --> 00:02:58,261 {\an8}went rogue and now I'm trapped on a Gromflomite ship.
- 00:02:58,262 --> 00:03:00,430 {\an8}[ Belches ] Send the coordinates. I'll pick you up.
- 00:03:00,431 --> 00:03:02,390 {\an8}<i>Really? Just like that?</i>
- 00:03:02,391 --> 00:03:04,767 {\an8}Of course just like that. You're my daughter, probably.
- 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:06,853 {\an8}Jiro! Lava cake to go.
- 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:07,979 {\an8}The lava cake was already ordered.
- 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:09,063 {\an8}<i>I can see it from here.</i>
- 00:03:09,064 --> 00:03:10,733 {\an8}You don't have to explain.
- 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:13,401 {\an8}Ya think it'd be easy to scan the only
- 00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:14,652 {\an8}warm-blooded thing on the ship.
- 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:16,905 {\an8}We tried that once. Lotta rats in the walls.
- 00:03:16,906 --> 00:03:19,324 {\an8}Is that why the ship always has a "B" in the window?
- 00:03:19,325 --> 00:03:20,825 {\an8}- Huh? - Huh?
- 00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:21,784 {\an8}[ Both grunt ]
- 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:24,704 {\an8}- Hey! Freeze! - You first.
- 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:27,291 {\an8}Agh! Walked... right... into... it!
- 00:03:28,459 --> 00:03:29,792 {\an8}- Ah! - Wow, Beth. [ Chuckles ]
- 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:31,002 {\an8}You've been staying busy.
- 00:03:31,003 --> 00:03:32,712 {\an8}Oh, shit! It's Rick Sanchez!
- 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:34,798 {\an8}Hey. My daughter is just as dangerous.
- 00:03:37,593 --> 00:03:39,510 {\an8}[ Screaming ]
- 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:41,137 {\an8}Wait, so the gun also shoots a sign?
- 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:43,264 {\an8}Yeah, for clarity, so people know it's quicksand
- 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:45,308 {\an8}and not a brown portal or diarrhea.
- 00:03:45,309 --> 00:03:47,060 {\an8}But doesn't the sign tip off the enemy?
- 00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:49,604 {\an8}No, no, the other side says "ordinary sand."
- 00:03:49,605 --> 00:03:52,440 {\an8}There she is!
- 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:53,858 {\an8}Aw, what? Oh, oh, oh!
- 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:56,069 {\an8}See, <i>there's</i> your classic diarrhea.
- 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:58,071 {\an8}- Ugh! - Whatever. Can we go now?
- 00:03:58,072 --> 00:03:59,864 {\an8}Just portal me to HQ.
- 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:01,658 {\an8}Actually, could you portal me, like, a block away?
- 00:04:01,659 --> 00:04:04,369 {\an8}So they don't know your dad drove you? Sure.
- 00:04:04,370 --> 00:04:07,330 {\an8}Okay, all in favor of Natalie thumbnailing
- 00:04:07,331 --> 00:04:09,124 {\an8}an emergency rescue budget?
- 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:11,417 {\an8}- Oh! - Oh, whoops.
- 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:12,877 {\an8}You're a prick.
- 00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:14,712 {\an8}Stop acting embarrassed. I'm a legend here.
- 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:16,923 {\an8}- Oh, hey, BugAnne. - Hey, Rick.
- 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,466 {\an8}Yes, it's disappointing
- 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:20,426 {\an8}that the legend doesn't fall far from the tree.
- 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:23,471 {\an8}- Huh. That's a weird way to thank her and apologize. - Dad!
- 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:25,640 {\an8}Thank her for what? A botched assassination?
- 00:04:25,641 --> 00:04:27,392 {\an8}Whoa, whoa. I don't botch shit.
- 00:04:27,393 --> 00:04:29,352 {\an8}I just turned down sloppy seconds.
- 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:31,354 {\an8}Yeah, their mothership wasn't on red alert for her birthday.
- 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:33,314 {\an8}You sure about that?
- 00:04:33,315 --> 00:04:36,359 {\an8}<i>Red alert for the Queen's birthday!</i>
- 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,987 {\an8}<i>That's right, Her Majesty is 70 days young</i>
- 00:04:38,988 --> 00:04:41,447 {\an8}<i>but still laying eggs and banging drones.</i>
- 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:42,907 {\an8}<i>You go, girl!</i>
- 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:44,492 {\an8}- <i>Yes, Queen.</i> - Space Beth: What? No.
- 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:46,160 {\an8}I saw that bitch's pillow through her face.
- 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:48,496 {\an8}A Sting Trooper did it. Why didn't they pin it on us?
- 00:04:48,497 --> 00:04:50,123 {\an8}Translation-- ya botched.
- 00:04:50,124 --> 00:04:51,499 {\an8}- You can say that again. - Always botchin'!
- 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:53,501 {\an8}- Nepo baby. - Excuse me?
- 00:04:53,502 --> 00:04:55,128 {\an8}Dad, stop helping.
- 00:04:55,129 --> 00:04:56,713 {\an8}This is the opposite of a nepo baby.
- 00:04:56,714 --> 00:04:58,798 {\an8}This is a human with half my DNA
- 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:01,926 {\an8}that despises me for the same reasons you bailed on her.
- 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:04,387 {\an8}This organization resents and discourages talent.
- 00:05:04,388 --> 00:05:06,514 {\an8}It's why working here was always beneath me,
- 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:08,766 {\an8}and it's why none of you are worth eating her shit,
- 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:10,476 and if you don't start appreciating her,
- 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:13,272 I guarantee you, she'll be next out the door.
- 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:18,443 [ Clears throat ]
- 00:05:18,444 --> 00:05:20,987 - It was a good rescue, though. - You got me fired!
- 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:23,197 Only because you blew your chance to quit!
- 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:24,991 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:26,993 I really hope I <i>am</i> the clone
- 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:28,619 because I never asked to be born.
- 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:32,040 I can't handle watching you host those parasites.
- 00:05:32,041 --> 00:05:33,916 Clone or not, that's still my blood in your veins.
- 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:36,795 Yeah, I know. I'm trying to overcome that.
- 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,256 - Ouch. - Oh, boo-hoo.
- 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:42,717 Whatever. Drop me off in space.
- 00:05:42,718 --> 00:05:44,510 What are you going to do?
- 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:47,055 I'm gonna get to the bottom of this inside hit on the Queen.
- 00:05:47,056 --> 00:05:48,973 [ Sighs ] I-I know a guy that knows a guy
- 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:50,725 that knows some bugs.
- 00:05:50,726 --> 00:05:52,477 Look, I gotta drop you off <i>somewhere.</i>
- 00:05:52,478 --> 00:05:54,020 It might as well be the filth-encrusted apartment
- 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:57,482 of an insect-supremacist arms dealer.
- 00:05:57,483 --> 00:05:58,817 Fiiine.
- 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:06,574 {\an8}♪
- 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:08,201 I thought you were dropping me off.
- 00:06:08,202 --> 00:06:09,994 I gotta make sure it's the right supremacist.
- 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:11,788 They all look alike.
- 00:06:11,789 --> 00:06:12,997 Aah! Hey! No mammals allowed!
- 00:06:12,998 --> 00:06:14,957 - That's our guy. - Oh, shit, fuck!
- 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:16,834 Guh. Oh! Oh, hey.
- 00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:18,628 I-I didn't mean that about mammals.
- 00:06:18,629 --> 00:06:20,379 You're-- You're clearly a good one.
- 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:23,382 She is. She's very interested in insect politics.
- 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,384 Um, actually, there's no such thing
- 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,595 because insects are genetically inclined for organization--
- 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:29,305 Ohhhh! Ah!
- 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:32,016 So tell us which insect organized a hit on the Queen.
- 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:34,811 I dunno. You guys kinda proved you're not gonna let me fall--
- 00:06:34,812 --> 00:06:36,813 Aaahhhh!
- 00:06:36,814 --> 00:06:38,898 Aaah! Aah! Oh, God. Oh, Jesus.
- 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,274 - Talk. - You're just gonna--
- 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:42,276 Aaaaagghh!
- 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:45,530 Aaah! Oh. Alright, alright! Shit!
- 00:06:45,531 --> 00:06:47,490 It was Fantabulous!
- 00:06:47,491 --> 00:06:49,200 The former Royal Doctor!
- 00:06:49,201 --> 00:06:50,785 Wait. The medical officer?
- 00:06:50,786 --> 00:06:52,703 That's all I know, I swear!
- 00:06:52,704 --> 00:06:54,080 Is it, though?
- 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:55,248 Oh, God! Aaaahhhhh!
- 00:06:55,249 --> 00:06:57,041 - Dad? - He said that's all he knew.
- 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:58,459 [ Thud ]
- 00:06:58,460 --> 00:07:01,129 [ Belches ] I'm a mammal. I'm disorganized.
- 00:07:01,130 --> 00:07:02,630 I've heard of that doctor, though.
- 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:04,257 Classic disgraced eugenicist trope.
- 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:07,844 You can get disgraced for eugenics by insects?
- 00:07:07,845 --> 00:07:09,053 [ Belches ] I suppose he had a gift.
- 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:10,471 Did he have an address?
- 00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:18,146 {\an8}♪
- 00:07:18,147 --> 00:07:20,064 - [ Gasps ] - Hi. Don't be afraid to surrender.
- 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:22,900 Yeah, you can even join us as an unlikely ally.
- 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:24,360 I don't know what that is.
- 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:26,070 I can explain.
- 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:27,530 - Does your bug culture have ghosts? - Yes.
- 00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:29,490 Has it had any hit movies about busting ghosts
- 00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:31,117 successful enough to generate sequels and cartoons?
- 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:32,869 Of course.
- 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:34,537 Well, an unlikely ally would be like a ghost
- 00:07:34,538 --> 00:07:36,497 that hangs out <i>with</i> the ghostbusters.
- 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:39,083 Okay, that is the most offensive job offer I've ever received.
- 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:40,459 More offensive than death?
- 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,336 Good luck with that. [ Inhales ]
- 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:44,297 Wait, so he's too cool to be a Slimer,
- 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:46,090 but he's asthmatic?
- 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:49,135 [ Gurgling and roaring ]
- 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:50,971 Aah! [ Grunts ]
- 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:53,515 Aah!
- 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:56,100 That's... new.
- 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:57,852 [ Belches ] A super-soldier formula?
- 00:07:57,853 --> 00:08:00,272 I said "new" not "creatively trailblazing."
- 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:02,190 [ Inhaling ]
- 00:08:02,191 --> 00:08:04,108 [ Growling ]
- 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:05,736 [ Grunts ]
- 00:08:07,029 --> 00:08:07,945 Ugh!
- 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:09,155 Ah!
- 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:11,157 - Aah! - Jesus Christ.
- 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:13,117 [ Screams ]
- 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:15,245 I hope killing these things is leveling us up.
- 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,124 It's some kind of suped-up fungus.
- 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:21,876 What? Should we be wearing masks?
- 00:08:21,877 --> 00:08:23,502 Nah, we're fine. It's a bug problem.
- 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,296 These little guys don't affect mammals.
- 00:08:25,297 --> 00:08:27,381 Why would they?
- 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:29,091 It's a highly evolved symbiote.
- 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:31,886 Its goal is galactic domination,
- 00:08:31,887 --> 00:08:35,181 so why would it want to be hosted by shit-flinging monkeys
- 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:37,642 from a planet named after dirt?
- 00:08:37,643 --> 00:08:39,560 Wow! We're disease bragging now?
- 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:42,605 That fungus is no disease. It's the cure.
- 00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:45,524 My species has been wasting away for generations.
- 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,193 - We're being led by a-- - Yeah, yeah.
- 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:49,153 Millennials killed Blockbuster Video.
- 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:50,780 Just tell my daughter why you whacked your own queen.
- 00:08:50,781 --> 00:08:53,991 Her Majesty refused to distribute my medicine.
- 00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:56,202 So I had her killed in secret
- 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:58,704 and replaced with a robot Queen who will.
- 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:02,041 All of Gromflom One will gather for her birthday,
- 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,377 and all will receive a gift!
- 00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:06,671 That's not how birthdays work, dipshit.
- 00:09:06,672 --> 00:09:08,673 How about this for a birthday?
- 00:09:08,674 --> 00:09:10,383 Close airlock seven!
- 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:12,469 [ Screaming ]
- 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,056 You really don't know me, do you?
- 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,641 And you don't know me.
- 00:09:18,642 --> 00:09:20,643 Or the various sizes of bugs!
- 00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:23,271 Ultromflomites, attack!
- 00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:24,855 [ Growling ]
- 00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:28,025 Behold the Gromflomites of the future.
- 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:30,278 Soon we will reign again!
- 00:09:30,279 --> 00:09:31,404 He's getting away!
- 00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:33,781 And living rent-free in your head!
- 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:36,951 [ Laughs ]
- 00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:38,287 Rick: Whoa!
- 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,039 [ Growling ]
- 00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:44,166 Ahh! Ugh!
- 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:46,294 Ah, so much for my fucking break.
- 00:09:46,295 --> 00:09:47,754 Aah!
- 00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:51,173 [ Screams ]
- 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:57,054 {\an8}♪
- 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:58,806 <i>Toro, toro!</i>
- 00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:00,057 <i>Olé!</i>
- 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:01,852 [ Groans ]
- 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,313 [ Sighs ]
- 00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:06,689 What was that "rent-free in your head" shit?
- 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:08,232 It's dumb people saying something meaningless
- 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:10,026 'cause they've learned a new phrase.
- 00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:11,402 It just means you're thinking about something!
- 00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:13,195 Focus, Dad! The queen is a spore bomb.
- 00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:14,613 Ooh, you better call the Defiance.
- 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,532 Why, so they can form a committee?
- 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:17,658 You don't want your old job back?
- 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:19,618 No, Dad, the Defiance sucks,
- 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,037 but that doctor keeps trying to kill me,
- 00:10:21,038 --> 00:10:22,830 he is not getting the "W."
- 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:24,290 Oh, God. I'm turning into my father.
- 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:25,833 That's all you had to say, partner.
- 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:27,793 Alright, should be pretty easy.
- 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,545 We get in undetected, find the spore bomb,
- 00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:31,797 and portal it out of there. Step one--
- 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,299 <i>we blend in as bugs working for</i>
- 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,343 <i>the Department of Transportation.</i>
- 00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:37,470 <i>My guy Cisco will be at the back door at 7:00 a.m.</i>
- 00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:39,513 <i>- Who's Cisco? - My inside man. Don't worry.</i>
- 00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:41,557 <i>Okay, but what if he doesn't show up?</i>
- 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:43,309 <i>What's that supposed to mean? You don't even know Cisco.</i>
- 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,311 <i>Which is very concerning</i>
- 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,104 <i>since this plan seems very dependent on him.</i>
- 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:49,857 <i>- So let me finish the plan. - Fine.</i>
- 00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:52,860 <i>Step two-- Cisco provides us with security credentials</i>
- 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:54,528 <i>for the maintenance tunnels.</i>
- 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:56,238 <i>And if he doesn't show, what's our backup plan?</i>
- 00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:59,450 <i>I use Cisco so that I don't need a backup plan.</i>
- 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:00,743 - [ <i>Doorbell rings</i> ] - <i>What's that?</i>
- 00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:02,244 <i>We ordered food, remember?</i>
- 00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:04,163 <i>I've never heard of this Cisco guy in my life</i>
- 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:07,291 <i>and all of a sudden he's the most reliable person ever born.</i>
- 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,752 [ <i>Belches</i> ] <i>Maybe I work with more reliable people than you.</i>
- 00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:12,088 <i>Make sure my fries are there.</i>
- 00:11:12,089 --> 00:11:14,298 <i>Thank you. Oh, wait, are there fries?</i>
- 00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:16,926 <i>Oh, okay, I see them. Thank you.</i>
- 00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:18,761 - <i>Where were we?</i> - <i>Step three--</i>
- 00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:20,888 <i>we quickly and quietly patch into the surveillance grid.</i>
- 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,598 <i>Wait. How 'd we get there?</i>
- 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:23,891 <i>With the credentials we got from Cisco.</i>
- 00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:25,893 <i>So in other words, if Cisco--</i>
- 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:27,853 <i>Cisco has never not shown up!</i>
- 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,897 <i>Can I just ask, what does someone have to do</i>
- 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:32,566 <i>to achieve the level of trust you place in this random man?</i>
- 00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:34,193 <i>- I trust plenty of people. - Name two.</i>
- 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,695 <i>Uh, easy-- Birdperson and Cisco.</i>
- 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,280 <i>Cisco's at the same level as Birdperson?!</i>
- 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:39,365 <i>Yeah. He listens to my plans.</i>
- 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:40,908 <i>Well, I guess I would, too,</i>
- 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:42,910 <i>if I was the pivotal goddamn participant.</i>
- 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:44,912 <i>That's all this is? You're jealous of Cisco?</i>
- 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:47,748 <i>I don't want to rely on him. If he doesn't show up at 7:00,</i>
- 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:49,917 <i>we're two humans in bug costumes banging on a door</i>
- 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:52,753 <i>until the cops find us, then we're running and gunning.</i>
- 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:54,296 <i>We're not going to be running or gunning</i>
- 00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:56,340 <i>at any point in this plan.</i>
- 00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:58,300 <i>It's gonna be you, me, and Cisco staying under the radar</i>
- 00:11:58,301 --> 00:11:59,802 <i>and preventing a coronation catastrophe.</i>
- 00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:02,763 [ Beep, air hissing ]
- 00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,723 [ Both roaring ]
- 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,393 [ Screaming ]
- 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,395 [ Space Beth grunting ]
- 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:17,153 {\an8}♪
- 00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:18,362 Oh, shit.
- 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:19,447 - Freeze! - Don't move!
- 00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:21,449 - Hands in the air! - Huh.
- 00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:22,868 [ Burps ] I don't know what got into Cisco.
- 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:26,787 This may be unpopular, but the Queen was a bitch.
- 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:29,457 I mean, big deal, you had a billion kids.
- 00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:30,834 Did you find them?
- 00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:33,544 We're kinda hard to miss.
- 00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:35,963 - Stay back or die! - Yeah! Listen to him.
- 00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:37,339 - Why?! - She's infected!
- 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:38,757 Bullshit! She would've turned.
- 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,593 Ya think I normally look like this?!
- 00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:42,386 I mean, maybe. I-I don't know you.
- 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:43,637 I need your labs, your data,
- 00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:44,763 everything you've got on this thing.
- 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,182 Stop pointing a gun at me!
- 00:12:46,183 --> 00:12:47,808 Stop pointing a gun at <i>me!</i>
- 00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:50,061 [ Coughing wetly ]
- 00:12:52,314 --> 00:12:54,232 Can-- Can you cover your mouth?
- 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,776 So it's true? You're infected?
- 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,904 It obviously affects mammals slower,
- 00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:02,072 but, yeah, it's jumped species.
- 00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:05,159 Then perhaps in <i>you</i> lies the cure.
- 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,870 Was stepping from the shadows meant to give that more weight?
- 00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:09,997 No, my pen rolled into the corner.
- 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,582 But even if you do cure it,
- 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:14,210 our scanners show a big, scary,
- 00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:17,296 dramatic spore hive growing deep underground.
- 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,840 Real, you know, final-boss vibes.
- 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,926 They're building an ultra army.
- 00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:23,511 Kinda what I just said,
- 00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:26,180 but looks like we both need an antidote.
- 00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:29,016 So, tenuous alliance?
- 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,893 Oh! Unlikely allies!
- 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:32,479 We got our Slimer!
- 00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:37,691 Dad? Am I growing a...
- 00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:39,276 horn?
- 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:41,445 Yeah. Uh, just relax. I'm working on it.
- 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:44,031 I can feel them... the hive...
- 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:46,033 Uh! Kinda funny, huh?
- 00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:48,077 I hate working with others...
- 00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:50,246 but now the collective is calling me...
- 00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:52,081 [ Belches ] Maybe send that shit to voicemail, sweetie.
- 00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:53,457 [ Groans ]
- 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,668 Cadet, for your service,
- 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:58,838 the Federation stands scrung in scrung with you.
- 00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:01,048 [ Air hissing ]
- 00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:03,802 [ Sneezes, growls ]
- 00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:07,513 Rick: Yes!
- 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:08,765 [ Alarm blaring ]
- 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,768 Huh. [ Belches ] Thought that would be it.
- 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:16,105 Don't sweat it. We're long on bugs and short on ethics.
- 00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:18,440 I mean, if I gotta be fascist...
- 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:37,960 {\an8}♪
- 00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,587 Ow! Shit! What the hell?
- 00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:41,130 Oh, sorry, sorry,
- 00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,965 I brought in my rotating math projector light.
- 00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:44,926 Put it back in your decoration bin.
- 00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:49,138 [ Growls ]
- 00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:50,973 Aah!
- 00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:53,809 Holy shit! You did it!
- 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,728 The projector helped!
- 00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:57,771 Wait. Does this mean my family won't get paid?
- 00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,607 I told them my death would pay for college.
- 00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:01,525 Oh, you'll die. [ Chuckles ]
- 00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:03,570 You all die, eventually.
- 00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:07,948 Look, I know it might suck to be my daughter sometimes,
- 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:10,201 but there are some perks to being related.
- 00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:12,662 Ughhh... Dad...
- 00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:16,832 [ Grunting ]
- 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:19,001 Ugh. All right. I'm still human.
- 00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:21,086 I like boobs. I like boob milk.
- 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,921 Oh, no. I-I like jelly.
- 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,590 I want nutritious jelly!
- 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:27,092 Agh! Ah, I want boob milk.
- 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,136 Ah, I like boobs.
- 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,513 [ Groans ] Turn on the cash!
- 00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,766 - W-What? - Never mind, I'll do it.
- 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,643 [ Bell dinging ]
- 00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:38,020 I'm cured, baby! Cured human Rick!
- 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,563 [ Gagging ]
- 00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:42,650 Oh, shit. Sorry, Beth. Daddy's coming!
- 00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:55,621 {\an8}♪
- 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,040 Damn. Small attack squad.
- 00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:00,250 You killed a <i>lot</i> of us.
- 00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:02,419 Well, who else would be down for this?
- 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:05,090 I mean, it is "bring your daughter to work" day.
- 00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:08,133 [ Gasping ]
- 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,551 "Bring your daughter to work day"?
- 00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,804 It's <i>my</i> work, Dad.
- 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,472 You were sitting on that one for the last six hours?
- 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,641 Thank you, Rick.
- 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,351 It is rare to find something Bird Daughter likes.
- 00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:19,186 Mask up, boys!
- 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:21,188 These puppies have triple spore filters.
- 00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:22,981 Should keep us fungus-free.
- 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,400 Time to deliver the payload.
- 00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:26,443 Is the payload a bomb or a cure?
- 00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:28,112 Who cares? It's a payload.
- 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:33,033 {\an8}♪
- 00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:35,495 [ Beeping ]
- 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:41,250 I think it's time we remove Gene from the text thread.
- 00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:43,377 You can't respond. It only feeds the beast.
- 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:47,506 Speaking of beasts, I see you are parenting as well.
- 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:48,882 Oh, she called <i>me.</i>
- 00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:50,634 I'm trying not to blow it.
- 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:52,220 You and me both.
- 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,223 This way.
- 00:16:56,224 --> 00:17:00,687 {\an8}♪
- 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:04,106 [ Fast beeping ]
- 00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:05,482 [ Roaring ]
- 00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:06,942 She led us into a trap!
- 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:08,610 What trap?! Didn't you <i>want</i> to die?
- 00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:10,529 Protect the payload!
- 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,906 {\an8}♪
- 00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:15,492 - Aaaah! - Aaah!
- 00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:16,952 [ Groans ]
- 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,954 [ Grunting ]
- 00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:25,252 {\an8}♪
- 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:28,130 [ Screams ]
- 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:30,507 Yes! Yes! I'm gonna be dead!
- 00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:33,177 Bug State, here my son comes!
- 00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:34,387 [ Snarling ]
- 00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:37,931 L-Let's all make an effort to check
- 00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:39,349 on that guy's kid in college.
- 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:40,684 Bug pact!
- 00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:43,729 {\an8}♪
- 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,607 [ Grunting ]
- 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,110 [ Laughs ]
- 00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:51,487 Aww, look at that.
- 00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:53,113 I think she is having a good time.
- 00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:54,448 [ Rumbling ]
- 00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:56,784 Don't start celebrating yet.
- 00:17:56,785 --> 00:18:03,749 {\an8}♪
- 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:04,875 [ Sniffs ]
- 00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:07,170 [ Roaring ]
- 00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:13,217 Let's fucking goooooooooo!
- 00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:15,552 She gets it from her mother. [ Screeches ]
- 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,930 Glad you picked up my call, Dad.
- 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:20,307 Uh, glad you called.
- 00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:21,600 We don't have to do it all the time.
- 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,311 {\an8}♪
- 00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:26,313 [ Screaming ]
- 00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:28,233 [ Grunts ]
- 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,734 [ Roars ] Oh!
- 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,778 General! Aah! No, no, no!
- 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,530 [ Groans ]
- 00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:38,742 {\an8}♪
- 00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:40,619 [ Inhales shakily ]
- 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,288 Check out the scrung on this guy! Ha, ha!
- 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,998 Now you've got it!
- 00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:47,585 [ Laughing ]
- 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:50,796 This fucking guy?
- 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,714 Yes! It's me again!
- 00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:55,259 I warned you I had different-sized bugs.
- 00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:58,637 That was foreshadowing. Every hive needs a mind.
- 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:02,724 And in those minds will be me, paying no rent at all.
- 00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:04,601 I might even <i>charge</i> rent!
- 00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:06,770 Quite a birthday, no?
- 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:09,022 This guy's brain is cooked.
- 00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:10,566 Attack!
- 00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:12,234 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh, shit!
- 00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:13,653 Oh, oh, moving fast!
- 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,947 - Smash! - [ Grunts ]
- 00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:18,240 Beth!
- 00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:20,242 [ Rick roars ]
- 00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:21,827 Ah!
- 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,829 You can cut all the heads off you like!
- 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,789 You'll never be rid of me!
- 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:29,459 [ Laughing ]
- 00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,670 Agh! What! No! Stop laughing, you idiot!
- 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,255 [ Grunts ] Oh! Oh, shit!
- 00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:35,799 Put me back on top! Put me back on top!
- 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,260 Agh! God! Not like that!
- 00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:46,768 {\an8}♪
- 00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:48,646 [ Both grunting ]
- 00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:53,191 No! Who said you could bring a payload in here?!
- 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,985 General Ronkonkomus Joe: Move, move, move!
- 00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:56,820 No one gets to say the phrase "rent free" after I die.
- 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,822 It dies with me.
- 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,991 I did everything you could do with it!
- 00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:04,786 Aaah! Rent free! Rent freeeee!
- 00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:06,956 [ Screaming ]
- 00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:11,919 Ugh!
- 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,629 So, can I kill these guys? Is the truce over?
- 00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:15,088 I don't know. Is it?
- 00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:17,799 Perhaps we Gromflomites can change...
- 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,802 without having to transform into giant monsters.
- 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:22,679 I'm sure the Defiance would be interested in that.
- 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:23,722 Get a room.
- 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,600 Ha. Ha. I had fun.
- 00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:28,727 [ Crowd cheering ]
- 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:33,106 Today I am proud to honor heroes from both sides
- 00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:37,277 on what will forever mark the dawn of a new age.
- 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:38,820 Not that we're gonna be doing this every week.
- 00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:41,156 I mean, hopefully never again actually.
- 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:42,866 Congratulations.
- 00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:45,953 The Defiance owes you two a debt of gratitude.
- 00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:48,914 Rick, pretty cool to see you working with your daughter.
- 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,332 Pretty... hot.
- 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:53,835 Uh, oh, okay. Y-yeah. Yeah.
- 00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:55,253 Please don't fuck my co-workers.
- 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,089 Uh, hey, you called me.
- 00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:59,175 {\an8}♪
- 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:07,392 {\an8}♪
- 00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:15,566 ♪
- 00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,449 {\an8}♪
- 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,331 Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
- 00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:32,749 Oh, shit!
- 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,793 Cisco, what's wrong, baby?
- 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,920 Remember the space guy who paid me all that money
- 00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:38,755 - to do that thing?! - Yeah.
- 00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:40,674 Well, I missed the goddamn thing!
- 00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:42,676 Did the space guy know you had a drug problem?
- 00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:44,970 Well, I-I didn't before I met <i>you,</i> Sandy!
- 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,346 Hey!
- 00:21:46,347 --> 00:21:48,724 Aw, sorry. I shouldn't blame you.
- 00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:50,392 It's okay.
- 00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:52,019 More drugs?
- 00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:53,937 Yes, please.
- 00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:54,814 [ Motorboating ]
- 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:57,775 Did you get any of that?