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Саммер и Морти сбегают из Матрицы, в которой их заточил Рик в наказание за кражу зарядного устройства для его телефона. В результате они умственно повзрослели и изменили свои личности: Саммер стала более уверенной и умной, а Морти — бывшим солдатом, страдающим от посттравматического стрессового расстройства. Бет сначала находит общий язык с более зрелой Саммер и ценит её, но вскоре начинает раздражаться из-за её самоуверенности и критики и пытается стереть воспоминания Саммер, что побуждает Саммер бежать в Санта-Фе. Тем временем Морти вместе с Риком строит самодельный танк, а затем крадёт его и использует, пытаясь избавиться от необходимости в электричестве и зарядных устройствах; это травма, полученная им во время пребывания в Матрице. В конце концов Саммер и Бет мирятся, и, узнав о буйстве Морти, Саммер отправляется остановить его, убеждая его остановиться. Морти и Саммер соглашаются на стирание своих воспоминаний и возвращение к своим обычным «я». Морти делает татуировку в память о своих товарищах по оружию, но, потеряв воспоминания, не осознает ее значения, а Саммер игнорирует видеосообщение от себя, уже повзрослевшей.
- 00:00:03,490 --> 00:00:06,810 Свободный заряд! Свободу всем!
- 00:00:06,830 --> 00:00:10,996 Крупный протест под офисами миллиардерши и техно-революционера Саммер Смит,
- 00:00:11,066 --> 00:00:13,246 которая творит историю Зарядковии.
- 00:00:13,366 --> 00:00:19,326 И не забывайте, зарядки для телефона очень важны. Никогда не вздумайте их красть.
- 00:00:20,106 --> 00:00:21,802 Мы готовы запускать устройство.
- 00:00:21,862 --> 00:00:24,042 - Мой брат под наблюдением? - Нет, мэм.
- 00:00:24,102 --> 00:00:25,162 Тогда мы не готовы.
- 00:00:29,302 --> 00:00:30,092 ВСЁ НЕРЕАЛЬНО
- 00:00:30,172 --> 00:00:31,432 Давай, Морти.
- 00:00:32,322 --> 00:00:32,952 Стойте!
- 00:00:33,032 --> 00:00:35,748 Не забывайте: если возьмёте его зарядку, то…
- 00:00:35,768 --> 00:00:36,378 Я знаю.
- 00:00:36,438 --> 00:00:38,758 То очень важно вернуть её обратно.
- 00:00:38,838 --> 00:00:41,708 Даже если кажется, что она ему не нужна!
- 00:00:50,834 --> 00:00:52,154 Я тут одна.
- 00:00:52,694 --> 00:00:55,194 Я тоже был один. Мне так нравится.
- 00:00:59,234 --> 00:01:00,914 Пойдём, если голодная.
- 00:01:11,620 --> 00:01:12,790 Видел тебя по телику.
- 00:01:13,350 --> 00:01:15,470 Похоже, ты давно нормально не ела.
- 00:01:15,530 --> 00:01:17,406 Нормально — это когда ложки грязные?
- 00:01:17,446 --> 00:01:20,006 По рецепту Сиджея. Из пожарки.
- 00:01:21,466 --> 00:01:24,766 Я поставила работу своей жизни на паузу не ради твоего чили.
- 00:01:24,806 --> 00:01:26,996 Он говорил, что секретный ингредиент —
- 00:01:27,096 --> 00:01:28,186 это терпение.
- 00:01:29,306 --> 00:01:30,986 Морти, нам пора идти.
- 00:01:31,062 --> 00:01:32,252 В нашем мире почти 21:00.
- 00:01:32,312 --> 00:01:36,322 Всё сработает, только если мама будет на кухне наливать вечерний бокал вина.
- 00:01:36,342 --> 00:01:38,562 Меня там ничего не ждёт. Иди без меня.
- 00:01:38,582 --> 00:01:39,822 Так не получится, Морти.
- 00:01:39,842 --> 00:01:42,952 Прости, но я не хочу жить здесь до сорока!
- 00:01:45,238 --> 00:01:48,418 - А у меня есть выбор? - У нас всегда есть выбор.
- 00:01:48,618 --> 00:01:49,858 Просто прими это.
- 00:01:53,418 --> 00:01:55,358 Мы готовы. Начинаем запуск.
- 00:01:55,418 --> 00:01:57,578 Да сохранит Господь наши души.
- 00:01:57,818 --> 00:02:02,364 Пять, четыре, три, два, один.
- 00:02:02,554 --> 00:02:03,624 Запуск.
- 00:02:10,884 --> 00:02:12,074 Он заряжается!
- 00:02:12,254 --> 00:02:13,700 Заряжается от воздуха!
- 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:16,750 Господи! Саммер Смит сделала зарядки ненужными!
- 00:02:16,830 --> 00:02:18,270 Никаких проводов!
- 00:02:21,250 --> 00:02:22,170 Получается.
- 00:02:22,230 --> 00:02:24,530 Бесконтактная электрическая сеть.
- 00:02:24,590 --> 00:02:27,206 Никаких больше зарядок, старый мудак!
- 00:02:27,266 --> 00:02:30,026 Я победила! Матрица больше не нужна!
- 00:02:32,856 --> 00:02:34,136 ОШИБКА
- 00:02:34,306 --> 00:02:35,506 НЕ БЕРИТЕ ЗАРЯДКУ ДЕДА
- 00:02:35,626 --> 00:02:37,786 Какого хрена? Капец. Долго я проспал?
- 00:02:37,846 --> 00:02:40,526 Мама! Мамочка! Отвали от меня нафиг, Рик!
- 00:02:40,586 --> 00:02:41,472 Мама!
- 00:02:41,622 --> 00:02:45,522 Рик запер нас в симуляции, чтобы мы научились возвращать ему зарядку,
- 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:49,902 а потом уснул, забыл про нас, а в матрице прошло 17 лет.
- 00:02:49,942 --> 00:02:53,382 Я взрослый человек. Я сама буду распоряжаться своим разумом.
- 00:02:53,462 --> 00:02:54,998 Не дай ему стереть нас!
- 00:02:55,738 --> 00:02:58,298 Вот поэтому я и пью вино по вечерам.
- 00:02:58,668 --> 00:03:02,858 РИК И МОРТИ
- 00:03:02,928 --> 00:03:05,798 Мои руки. Мои детские ручонки.
- 00:03:05,838 --> 00:03:08,544 Ты создал матрицу, чтобы наказать их из-за зарядки?
- 00:03:08,574 --> 00:03:10,774 Я не так жалок. Она универсальна.
- 00:03:10,794 --> 00:03:13,194 Убери свой стиратель разума подальше.
- 00:03:13,274 --> 00:03:16,334 Ладно. Дедуля определённо вас передержал.
- 00:03:16,414 --> 00:03:19,274 Да, я успела стать юристом и изменить мир инженерии.
- 00:03:19,314 --> 00:03:21,254 Саммер, там система восьмибитная.
- 00:03:21,294 --> 00:03:23,770 Пиздюк с мелком может изменить мир инженерии.
- 00:03:23,810 --> 00:03:25,070 Не дай ему стереть меня!
- 00:03:25,100 --> 00:03:28,790 Я любила, управляла страной, была в Зарянтине и на Телефоноппинах!
- 00:03:28,810 --> 00:03:30,590 Я не хочу терять память!
- 00:03:31,170 --> 00:03:33,050 Я тоже хочу всё помнить.
- 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:36,846 Пап, мне кажется, дети имеют право делать со своими мозгами, что захотят.
- 00:03:36,926 --> 00:03:39,436 Тебе нужны чокнутые чуваки в детских телах?
- 00:03:39,556 --> 00:03:41,556 - Ну удачи тебе. - Я тебе врежу!
- 00:03:41,576 --> 00:03:44,566 Полезешь к быку — получишь 34-летними рогами!
- 00:03:44,626 --> 00:03:46,666 Я в школе буду самой крутой.
- 00:03:46,896 --> 00:03:48,536 Зови, как всё пойдёт не так.
- 00:03:50,166 --> 00:03:52,872 Я могу достичь буквально чего угодно.
- 00:03:52,962 --> 00:03:55,322 Президент студсовета. Диплом с отличием.
- 00:03:55,362 --> 00:03:58,412 Или просто проживу эту жизнь, каждый мимолётный её день.
- 00:03:58,522 --> 00:04:00,822 Просто побуду 17-летней.
- 00:04:01,152 --> 00:04:02,932 ВПЕРЁД, ГЕРПСОНЫ!
- 00:04:03,092 --> 00:04:05,298 - Холодно что ли? - У тебя соски торчат.
- 00:04:05,368 --> 00:04:08,958 Да ладно, к чему эти стереотипные образы девочек-подростков?
- 00:04:09,018 --> 00:04:10,968 Твоё тело нарушает правила школы.
- 00:04:10,988 --> 00:04:12,288 - Иди переодевайся. - Но…
- 00:04:12,308 --> 00:04:14,478 Со мной твоё нытьё не сработает.
- 00:04:14,518 --> 00:04:18,058 Боже, она хочет директора Вагину. Соски ещё сильнее встали.
- 00:04:18,118 --> 00:04:19,794 Сосите жопу, сучки узколобые.
- 00:04:20,834 --> 00:04:23,894 А я думала, что наша дружба не может стать ещё крепче.
- 00:04:23,914 --> 00:04:26,014 Скажи? Ты реально моя сестра.
- 00:04:31,694 --> 00:04:33,890 Школа не такая, как ты помнишь, да?
- 00:04:33,910 --> 00:04:35,910 Мне стыдно, что дала себя задеть.
- 00:04:35,950 --> 00:04:40,240 Те девчонки, видимо, верят, что их любят за характер и что переработка мусора не миф.
- 00:04:40,370 --> 00:04:42,510 - У тебя есть шпилька? - Да, вот.
- 00:04:42,550 --> 00:04:44,370 Они всё равно слишком тупые.
- 00:04:44,430 --> 00:04:48,586 Не как плойка, медленно входящая в задницу, а просто как обухом по башке.
- 00:04:48,686 --> 00:04:49,376 Ого.
- 00:04:49,406 --> 00:04:51,716 Плойка — это скорее про мой первый брак.
- 00:04:52,706 --> 00:04:54,406 Ты там замуж вышла?
- 00:04:54,466 --> 00:04:57,766 Круче всего, что я его содержала, пока он писал свою музыку.
- 00:04:57,786 --> 00:04:58,476 Проходили.
- 00:04:58,556 --> 00:05:02,562 Типа, чел, я могу либо деньги зарабатывать, либо быть твоей мамочкой. Выбирай.
- 00:05:03,882 --> 00:05:04,712 Ага.
- 00:05:07,152 --> 00:05:10,782 - По третьей «Мимозе»? - Ещё и в среду вечером?
- 00:05:10,862 --> 00:05:12,222 Кто мы такие?
- 00:05:12,882 --> 00:05:15,718 Боже мой, я превращаюсь в свою мать.
- 00:05:15,888 --> 00:05:16,798 Огонь!
- 00:05:17,288 --> 00:05:19,198 Мне нравится эта версия тебя.
- 00:05:19,428 --> 00:05:23,498 Ты такая уверенная в себе. Вот бы и мне стать такой же.
- 00:05:24,078 --> 00:05:25,878 Бет. Можно звать тебя Бет?
- 00:05:25,898 --> 00:05:28,674 Конечно. Тогда я буду называть тебя…
- 00:05:28,694 --> 00:05:30,614 - Саммер? - Ну да, конечно.
- 00:05:30,694 --> 00:05:34,874 Ты столько всего сумела там достичь. Хэштег «девчонка-босс».
- 00:05:34,954 --> 00:05:37,674 Бесит, когда взрослые тётки зовут себя девчонками.
- 00:05:37,714 --> 00:05:39,394 Да меня тоже. Это я иронично.
- 00:05:39,474 --> 00:05:42,530 Кстати о взрослых. Может, пора что-нибудь поменять?
- 00:05:42,590 --> 00:05:44,820 Да ладно. Посмотри, кем ты стала.
- 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:47,250 Тебе не нужно преображаться, как фильмах.
- 00:05:47,290 --> 00:05:48,710 Я говорю про нас обоих.
- 00:05:48,790 --> 00:05:52,290 Только одеваешься в магазине Target или ещё и работаешь там?
- 00:05:52,910 --> 00:05:57,146 Бет, да я же пошутила. Это у меня стиль управления такой.
- 00:05:57,206 --> 00:06:00,546 Хотя комедия — это всего лишь правда, которой мы не осознаём.
- 00:06:00,706 --> 00:06:01,566 Задумайся.
- 00:06:01,586 --> 00:06:03,946 Пойдём, девчуля. Тебе нужна укладка.
- 00:06:05,416 --> 00:06:08,446 Ты что делаешь, Морти? Руки прочь от тачки для гонок смерти!
- 00:06:08,506 --> 00:06:11,142 - Стойки расшатались. - Стойки у него рас…
- 00:06:11,442 --> 00:06:13,522 Ого, ты прав, реально расшатались.
- 00:06:13,562 --> 00:06:15,842 Я кое-чему научился, пока сидел.
- 00:06:16,002 --> 00:06:18,162 - В матрице? - В тюрьме в матрице.
- 00:06:18,282 --> 00:06:19,602 Ого. Крутяк.
- 00:06:19,642 --> 00:06:21,902 Ты про гонки смерти на Веге-5, да?
- 00:06:22,002 --> 00:06:24,028 - На Земле и в космосе? - Да, про них.
- 00:06:24,048 --> 00:06:24,778 Подай пивка.
- 00:06:24,878 --> 00:06:27,058 Я думал добавить к ней шноркель.
- 00:06:27,208 --> 00:06:27,968 Блин, Морти.
- 00:06:28,028 --> 00:06:30,358 Может, надо почаще бросать тебя в матрице?
- 00:06:32,278 --> 00:06:35,108 - Морти! Что ты делаешь? - Привлекаю внимание Рика!
- 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:35,988 Стоять!
- 00:06:36,008 --> 00:06:38,174 - Иди на хрен! Тебя тут нет! - Морти, бежим!
- 00:06:38,194 --> 00:06:39,094 Эй! Воры!
- 00:06:39,144 --> 00:06:43,194 Никогда нельзя брать чужого, особенно, если это зарядка!
- 00:06:43,214 --> 00:06:45,334 Рик, прости, что взяли зарядку!
- 00:06:45,394 --> 00:06:47,394 Мы всё поняли, выпусти нас!
- 00:06:47,424 --> 00:06:50,094 Если бы это работало, нас бы уже выгрузили.
- 00:06:50,294 --> 00:06:52,930 У вас право оставаться в розетке!
- 00:06:53,010 --> 00:06:56,110 Любой краденый зарядник будет использован против вас!
- 00:06:56,130 --> 00:06:57,720 - Саммер, спаси! - Прости, Морти!
- 00:06:57,740 --> 00:06:59,770 Кто-то должен найти выход отсюда.
- 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:00,950 Саммер!
- 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:06,926 ТЮРЬМА ЗАРЯДКОВИИ
- 00:07:25,522 --> 00:07:28,612 ЗАЯВКА НА ПРИЁМ НА РАБОТУ ВЫ КОГДА-НИБУДЬ КРАЛИ ЗАРЯДКУ?
- 00:07:50,084 --> 00:07:50,934 АРМИЯ ЗАРЯДКОВИИ
- 00:07:55,574 --> 00:07:57,374 Си… Сиджей.
- 00:07:58,234 --> 00:08:01,650 Если вспоминаешь всякую хрень, говори вслух.
- 00:08:01,780 --> 00:08:03,830 Я скучаю по ним.
- 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:08,920 А знаешь что, дружище? Думаю, шноркель — это отличная мысль.
- 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:09,910 До дна.
- 00:08:11,010 --> 00:08:13,590 Ого. Тебе правда идёт эта стрижка.
- 00:08:13,620 --> 00:08:16,586 - Я на такую не решусь. - Это техника разрыва.
- 00:08:16,666 --> 00:08:18,726 Без риска не бывает роста.
- 00:08:18,786 --> 00:08:20,806 Для меня даже это уже смело.
- 00:08:21,546 --> 00:08:23,526 Всем нужно с чего-то начинать.
- 00:08:25,546 --> 00:08:27,266 Что ты об этом думаешь?
- 00:08:27,366 --> 00:08:29,982 Я думаю, эта фигня не зря была на скидке.
- 00:08:30,062 --> 00:08:32,142 Ты же хотела добавить себе уверенности.
- 00:08:32,242 --> 00:08:34,642 Вот это говорит об уверенности.
- 00:08:34,742 --> 00:08:37,062 А ещё он стоит 3000 баксов.
- 00:08:37,082 --> 00:08:39,882 Кто будет в тебя инвестировать, если не ты сама?
- 00:08:39,972 --> 00:08:42,642 Моя работа — инвестировать в твоё образование.
- 00:08:42,662 --> 00:08:47,138 Во-первых, я уже отучилась с отличием на специализации по зарядкам и…
- 00:08:47,178 --> 00:08:48,948 - Дай угадаю. - И освещению.
- 00:08:48,968 --> 00:08:52,518 Бет, я не верну твои 17 лет, но могу подарить тебе одно знание:
- 00:08:52,578 --> 00:08:54,398 жизнь быстро ускользает.
- 00:08:54,478 --> 00:08:58,194 Пора что-то по-крупному менять или смириться и жить в сожалениях.
- 00:08:58,574 --> 00:09:00,994 Так ты купишь мне костюм или нет?
- 00:09:01,644 --> 00:09:03,964 - И стальные пластины. - Крутота!
- 00:09:04,314 --> 00:09:06,994 О, смотри, Рик. У них арматура по скидке.
- 00:09:07,054 --> 00:09:09,834 О да, купи две арматуры, одну получи бесплатно!
- 00:09:10,054 --> 00:09:12,270 Матричный Морти выгоду не упустит.
- 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:16,590 Должен признать, это довольно приятно.
- 00:09:16,650 --> 00:09:18,530 Поработать руками по старинке.
- 00:09:18,590 --> 00:09:20,110 Работать руками здорово.
- 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:24,956 Мурчит, как хорошо смазанный котёнок.
- 00:09:26,926 --> 00:09:30,916 Ого, вы, парни, решили тут сразу весь газон занять?
- 00:09:30,986 --> 00:09:32,916 Фу. Сраный пригород.
- 00:09:32,936 --> 00:09:34,916 Пап, можно с тобой поговорить?
- 00:09:35,286 --> 00:09:39,442 Слушай, если ты насчёт пива, то Морти можно, у него четыре «Пурпурных сердца».
- 00:09:39,472 --> 00:09:42,122 Пять. Добавь к ним пару монет и хватит на кофе.
- 00:09:42,142 --> 00:09:45,042 Ого, Морти без иллюзий. Он мне нравится.
- 00:09:45,342 --> 00:09:48,192 Бет, если хочешь кого-то поосуждать, звони Джерри.
- 00:09:48,212 --> 00:09:49,422 Не могу. Телефон сдох.
- 00:09:49,542 --> 00:09:52,728 Саммер заставила снимать все наряды, что она мерила.
- 00:09:52,748 --> 00:09:54,798 Нужна зарядка? Возьми мою.
- 00:09:54,858 --> 00:09:56,258 Ну ладно. Ты уверен?
- 00:09:57,218 --> 00:09:58,178 Ну да…
- 00:09:58,198 --> 00:10:01,338 Но ты же её вернёшь обратно, да?
- 00:10:01,358 --> 00:10:04,138 Потому что я передать тебе не могу, как…
- 00:10:15,814 --> 00:10:17,014 О господи!
- 00:10:17,074 --> 00:10:18,754 Боже мой, Восьмой шар!
- 00:10:19,574 --> 00:10:22,590 Нет! Нет! Сиджей! Рубака!
- 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:23,630 Мармадюк?
- 00:10:30,850 --> 00:10:33,290 Восьмой шар, он не выжил.
- 00:10:33,330 --> 00:10:35,686 Мы видели, как ты погиб, мужик.
- 00:10:36,246 --> 00:10:37,576 Я не могу…
- 00:10:37,666 --> 00:10:39,206 Я не могу умереть!
- 00:10:41,186 --> 00:10:42,866 Я с тобой, дружище. Я с тобой.
- 00:10:43,056 --> 00:10:44,836 Я не могу умереть.
- 00:11:06,518 --> 00:11:09,188 Бери, что хочешь. Тут ничего уже не важно.
- 00:11:09,218 --> 00:11:11,008 И от кого он этого нахватался?
- 00:11:11,088 --> 00:11:15,438 Может, от кого-то, кого так загнобили нео-либералы, что даже пиджак стрёмно купить.
- 00:11:15,498 --> 00:11:17,454 Пап, я думаю, ты был прав.
- 00:11:18,454 --> 00:11:20,854 Бет, не так. Надо к бошкам им приставить.
- 00:11:20,874 --> 00:11:22,654 Хотела мне память стереть?
- 00:11:23,254 --> 00:11:25,134 Саммер, а ну вернись сюда!
- 00:11:26,154 --> 00:11:29,264 - Это для твоего же блага! - Нет, это для твоего блага.
- 00:11:29,294 --> 00:11:31,310 А я думала, что мы подруги, сучка.
- 00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:33,570 Подруги так со мной не разговаривают.
- 00:11:33,590 --> 00:11:35,000 Потому что у тебя их нет!
- 00:11:35,310 --> 00:11:36,090 Эй!
- 00:11:37,190 --> 00:11:39,410 Я хочу жить свою лучшую жизнь.
- 00:11:39,510 --> 00:11:41,570 А ты даже попробовать боишься.
- 00:11:41,890 --> 00:11:44,026 Ты машину проводами завела?
- 00:11:44,096 --> 00:11:44,856 Да.
- 00:11:45,046 --> 00:11:47,046 - Саммер! - Покеда, бумер!
- 00:11:49,236 --> 00:11:51,066 Ого. Быстро всё пошло не так.
- 00:11:51,436 --> 00:11:52,466 Ну, а я ей говорил.
- 00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:54,546 Эй, умник. Иди сюда, зацени.
- 00:11:54,636 --> 00:11:58,042 Это мы с Сиджеем придумали на штурме Вилочной горы.
- 00:11:58,142 --> 00:12:01,022 Нас зажали, и у нас были только старые Nokia.
- 00:12:01,102 --> 00:12:03,152 Пришлось собрать вот такой дказар.
- 00:12:03,262 --> 00:12:04,242 Попробуй.
- 00:12:04,362 --> 00:12:05,782 «Зарядка» наоборот?
- 00:12:05,862 --> 00:12:07,222 Мило. И на кой она?
- 00:12:09,582 --> 00:12:12,018 Пускает заряд человеку прямо в сердце.
- 00:12:12,248 --> 00:12:13,738 Спасибо тебе, Рик.
- 00:12:15,878 --> 00:12:18,638 И я не знал, что Саммер тоже угонит тачку.
- 00:12:18,658 --> 00:12:20,878 Я всё это дольше неё планировал.
- 00:12:21,728 --> 00:12:22,478 Ну короче.
- 00:12:28,324 --> 00:12:29,574 Клёвый танк!
- 00:12:34,514 --> 00:12:36,234 Нет! Нет, нет!..
- 00:12:37,354 --> 00:12:40,900 Что-то случилось, сэр? Вы же не отправляете людей в матрицу?
- 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:41,430 Чего?
- 00:12:41,450 --> 00:12:43,700 Потому что этого делать нельзя.
- 00:12:45,170 --> 00:12:47,290 Серьёзно, Морти? Ноль фантазии.
- 00:12:47,310 --> 00:12:49,850 Что ещё за Морти? Вы засунули его в матрицу?
- 00:12:50,610 --> 00:12:51,280 Да!
- 00:12:53,110 --> 00:12:56,586 Это довольно крутое транспортное средство не остановить,
- 00:12:56,606 --> 00:13:00,656 и оно движется в сторону электростанции в долине Электроснабжения,
- 00:13:00,676 --> 00:13:02,006 самой важной в стране.
- 00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:05,706 Кому понадобилось создавать эта машину смерти?
- 00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:09,162 Но её водитель, подросток Морти Смит, хочет сказать следующее.
- 00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:12,632 Если зайдёте в волчью нору и нассыте на лежанку, вас покусают!
- 00:13:12,662 --> 00:13:13,972 Это волчья природа!
- 00:13:14,022 --> 00:13:16,202 Это просто волчья природа!
- 00:13:17,642 --> 00:13:18,962 «ДЗЕНТА-ФЕ»
- 00:13:19,802 --> 00:13:21,662 Как твой горшочек, Саммер?
- 00:13:21,732 --> 00:13:25,438 Отлично. Я так заземлилась, очистилась от токсинов.
- 00:13:28,468 --> 00:13:30,218 Уходи. Это моё пространство.
- 00:13:30,278 --> 00:13:33,278 Не верится, как быстро ты устроилась в Санта-Фе.
- 00:13:33,298 --> 00:13:35,678 Велнес-ребята нашли меня на границе.
- 00:13:35,718 --> 00:13:39,904 Они всех потерянных женщин средних лет отправляют в гончарные мастерские
- 00:13:39,924 --> 00:13:41,194 с медитативным вайбом.
- 00:13:41,274 --> 00:13:43,654 Я хочу ощутить связь с горами!
- 00:13:43,754 --> 00:13:45,464 Несите какао. И гармонику.
- 00:13:45,514 --> 00:13:48,734 Милая, тебе ещё рано быть женщиной средних лет.
- 00:13:48,824 --> 00:13:50,510 Уж поверь мне, это отстой.
- 00:13:50,550 --> 00:13:53,590 Главная радость в 17 лет — ничего не знать.
- 00:13:53,650 --> 00:13:56,130 Даже о том, как тяжело тебе придётся.
- 00:13:56,290 --> 00:13:58,940 Да. Мне типа жаль, что я тебе наговорила.
- 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:01,010 Я просто не знаю, как быть тебе подругой.
- 00:14:01,030 --> 00:14:03,610 Это и не нужно. Ты ведь моя дочь.
- 00:14:05,966 --> 00:14:10,476 Ого, не хотелось бы этого говорить, но энергия тут просто офигенная.
- 00:14:10,526 --> 00:14:11,746 Это всё сообщество.
- 00:14:11,786 --> 00:14:14,786 Будь в мире больше таких и поменьше говяжьих фабрик,
- 00:14:14,846 --> 00:14:18,382 наши мальчики не гоняли бы на танках по атомным электростанциям.
- 00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:21,042 Звучит слишком конкретно для метафоры.
- 00:14:21,082 --> 00:14:24,442 А если в стенах не будет электричества? Что вы будете заряжать?!
- 00:14:24,512 --> 00:14:25,692 Ну, говяжий мозг.
- 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:28,312 - Боже, нужно его остановить. - Ты знаешь как?
- 00:14:28,332 --> 00:14:32,118 Я директор техно-компании. Если что, просто сделаю вид.
- 00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:34,158 Мам. Отвечай на мои звонки.
- 00:14:34,918 --> 00:14:35,688 «Мам».
- 00:14:36,468 --> 00:14:37,718 Приятно звучит.
- 00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:40,168 Нужна только ваша карта.
- 00:14:40,318 --> 00:14:42,358 Прошу, сэр. Только не в матрицу.
- 00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:44,798 Нельзя засовывать людей в матрицу.
- 00:14:44,838 --> 00:14:45,838 Ага.
- 00:14:53,554 --> 00:14:54,334 ОШИБКА
- 00:14:54,414 --> 00:14:55,094 Какого?..
- 00:15:01,550 --> 00:15:03,220 В задницу матрицу!
- 00:15:03,350 --> 00:15:04,910 Ваба-лаба-даб-даб!
- 00:15:09,260 --> 00:15:15,606 ОШИБКА НЕ ЗАСОВЫВАЙ ЛЮДЕЙ В МАТРИЦУ
- 00:15:17,686 --> 00:15:19,766 Надеюсь, он едет на гонку смерти.
- 00:15:36,562 --> 00:15:38,412 - Сиджей! - Что? Эй!
- 00:15:46,568 --> 00:15:48,418 Сиджей! Сиджей!
- 00:15:50,318 --> 00:15:52,918 Она красавица. Скажи?
- 00:15:54,378 --> 00:15:55,078 Морти.
- 00:15:55,774 --> 00:15:57,354 У меня не было брата.
- 00:15:57,574 --> 00:15:59,274 До тебя.
- 00:16:11,790 --> 00:16:13,810 Смерть Зарядковии!
- 00:16:23,290 --> 00:16:25,846 Готово. Осама бен Заряден мёртв.
- 00:16:26,266 --> 00:16:28,146 Полные сердца, полные заряды.
- 00:16:28,786 --> 00:16:30,926 Полные сердца, полные заряды.
- 00:16:31,736 --> 00:16:33,246 Стена рушится!
- 00:16:34,186 --> 00:16:36,716 Боже, проникновение в долину Электроснабжения!
- 00:16:36,736 --> 00:16:38,412 Повторяю, проникновение!
- 00:16:41,202 --> 00:16:42,762 Он слишком близко.
- 00:16:42,782 --> 00:16:45,432 Если он доберётся до центральной станции,
- 00:16:45,452 --> 00:16:50,082 вся Америка останется не только без электричества, но и без мобильников!
- 00:16:50,122 --> 00:16:53,878 Не бойся, охранник номер два. Этот ров здесь как раз на такой случай.
- 00:16:53,938 --> 00:16:57,018 Никакой танк на Земле не сможет проехать под водой.
- 00:16:58,198 --> 00:17:00,478 Твою мать! У него там шноркель!
- 00:17:00,598 --> 00:17:02,058 Господи боже. Бежим!
- 00:17:07,914 --> 00:17:08,794 Твою мать!
- 00:17:10,224 --> 00:17:11,614 Морти!
- 00:17:12,634 --> 00:17:14,994 Ничто из этого не вернёт Сиджея.
- 00:17:15,074 --> 00:17:16,994 Не смей произносить его имя!
- 00:17:17,054 --> 00:17:17,774 Чьё имя?
- 00:17:17,834 --> 00:17:22,410 Кристофера Джеймса Мотороллы, заряжанта первого класса?
- 00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:31,510 - Да что ты знаешь о Сиджее? - Это всё моя вина, Морти.
- 00:17:31,530 --> 00:17:34,686 Только ты был там реальным, а я считала, что ты пустое место.
- 00:17:34,706 --> 00:17:36,506 Ты не знаешь, что было на войне.
- 00:17:36,586 --> 00:17:37,946 Но я знаю, Морти.
- 00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:39,426 Я знаю.
- 00:17:39,646 --> 00:17:43,766 Когда я поняла правила матрицы, захватить власть было легко.
- 00:17:43,866 --> 00:17:46,006 А производить электричество — нет.
- 00:17:46,056 --> 00:17:51,562 Чтобы зарядочная технология сработала, был лишь один способ — собрать весь литий в мире.
- 00:17:52,522 --> 00:17:53,482 Отсняли.
- 00:17:54,062 --> 00:17:56,342 Мы же её починим? Мы починим её?
- 00:17:56,422 --> 00:17:58,662 Никто не должен об этом знать.
- 00:18:01,828 --> 00:18:04,378 Война была жестокой, но мы знали, что победим.
- 00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:05,848 Ведь у нас был ты.
- 00:18:05,868 --> 00:18:10,118 Бывший заключённый без будущего, без родных и без возможности умереть.
- 00:18:10,338 --> 00:18:12,958 Морти, у меня не было брата.
- 00:18:13,018 --> 00:18:14,814 До тебя.
- 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,414 Ты мог бы жить иначе.
- 00:18:16,674 --> 00:18:18,114 Я могла это устроить.
- 00:18:20,654 --> 00:18:21,394 Готово.
- 00:18:21,494 --> 00:18:23,194 Осама бен Заряден мёртв.
- 00:18:23,284 --> 00:18:24,414 Спасибо, солдат.
- 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,114 Полные сердца, полные заряды.
- 00:18:26,194 --> 00:18:28,034 Теперь весь литий наш!
- 00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:30,010 Ты был моим главным оружием.
- 00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:31,690 И моим главным позором.
- 00:18:32,090 --> 00:18:37,090 А ещё я поставила тебе жучок на телефон и в хребет, а твои любимые птички были нашими шпионами.
- 00:18:37,130 --> 00:18:39,810 - Мои зяблики? - Я знаю, ты потерял там брата.
- 00:18:39,830 --> 00:18:41,410 Но я не хочу терять тебя.
- 00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:43,806 У меня от него осталась только боль.
- 00:18:43,866 --> 00:18:45,166 Но его нет.
- 00:18:45,246 --> 00:18:47,166 Его вообще даже не существовало.
- 00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:48,026 Не говори так.
- 00:18:48,046 --> 00:18:51,216 Без тебя и твоих друзей мы бы не выбрались из матрицы.
- 00:18:51,246 --> 00:18:53,726 Рик, он бы всё равно нас вытащил.
- 00:18:53,746 --> 00:18:56,762 На своих условиях. От бы сразу стёр нам память.
- 00:18:56,842 --> 00:18:58,602 И тогда их правда не стало бы.
- 00:18:58,772 --> 00:19:01,122 Сиджея, Рубаки,
- 00:19:01,702 --> 00:19:02,762 Мармадюка…
- 00:19:03,422 --> 00:19:04,842 Восьмого шара! Боже.
- 00:19:04,982 --> 00:19:07,842 Мне правда жаль, Морти.
- 00:19:08,112 --> 00:19:09,572 Но теперь решать тебе.
- 00:19:09,762 --> 00:19:11,058 Что ты хочешь сделать?
- 00:19:11,448 --> 00:19:12,958 Я просто хочу домой.
- 00:19:12,978 --> 00:19:15,138 Да. Поехали домой.
- 00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:19,838 Всё нормально! Со мной уже всё хорошо!
- 00:19:19,858 --> 00:19:21,718 Мы не из-за тебя беспокоились.
- 00:19:21,778 --> 00:19:25,704 Да, именно поэтому нельзя красть дедушкины изобретения.
- 00:19:26,844 --> 00:19:27,534 Что?
- 00:19:27,574 --> 00:19:31,174 Никогда нельзя красть дедушкины изобретения!
- 00:19:31,634 --> 00:19:33,214 - Нет. - Ублюдок.
- 00:19:33,254 --> 00:19:35,844 - Матричное говно! - Уроки он нам преподаёт!
- 00:19:36,974 --> 00:19:39,250 - Не надо! - Эй, полегче, ребят. Боже.
- 00:19:39,270 --> 00:19:42,330 - Вы не в матрице!.. - Какого хрена, Рик?
- 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,650 Этот NPC хотел преподать нам урок.
- 00:19:44,730 --> 00:19:48,120 Я просто говорил, что нельзя красть опасные технологии.
- 00:19:48,190 --> 00:19:50,260 Очевидно, что ваш дедушка — гений.
- 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:51,080 Видишь?
- 00:19:51,210 --> 00:19:54,526 Это настоящий человек, который просто кое-что верно подметил.
- 00:19:54,546 --> 00:19:56,656 - По пиву? - Кажется, у меня нос сломан.
- 00:20:01,356 --> 00:20:03,196 Ой, да ладно!
- 00:20:03,216 --> 00:20:05,666 Чернобыль! На сейчас зачернобылит!
- 00:20:09,222 --> 00:20:10,402 Рик. Может, ты…
- 00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:11,152 Ага.
- 00:20:12,822 --> 00:20:14,542 - Фу! - Что за хрень?
- 00:20:14,562 --> 00:20:17,762 Гель против радиации. Ваши члены мне потом спасибо скажут.
- 00:20:17,852 --> 00:20:18,722 - Фу. - Что за хрень?
- 00:20:27,198 --> 00:20:29,548 Значит, атомный реактор, да?
- 00:20:29,568 --> 00:20:32,018 - У меня ПТСР! - Спасибо за службу.
- 00:20:32,718 --> 00:20:34,894 Господи боже. Вы спасли нас от…
- 00:20:34,954 --> 00:20:37,414 Худшего взрыва в истории Америки? Да.
- 00:20:37,434 --> 00:20:39,294 А вот это тебе. Подпиши.
- 00:20:39,514 --> 00:20:43,254 Чаевые? Что-то я не вижу варианта меньше, чем 20 процентов.
- 00:20:43,314 --> 00:20:44,154 А его и нет.
- 00:20:49,650 --> 00:20:51,770 Гель лучше какое-то время не смывать.
- 00:20:51,830 --> 00:20:54,570 Ладно. Может, нам ещё кое-что стоит сделать?
- 00:20:59,530 --> 00:21:00,910 Я буду его помнить.
- 00:21:00,930 --> 00:21:02,226 А по тебе буду скучать.
- 00:21:02,286 --> 00:21:05,786 Не нужно. Мне кажется, теперь всё будет по-другому.
- 00:21:05,826 --> 00:21:07,846 - Готовы стать детьми? - Более чем.
- 00:21:07,866 --> 00:21:08,766 Ну да.
- 00:21:14,346 --> 00:21:15,516 Что ты с нами сделал?
- 00:21:15,536 --> 00:21:17,182 И что за хрень у меня на руке?
- 00:21:17,202 --> 00:21:19,472 - Не знаю. Ты сам просил. - Что? Зачем?
- 00:21:19,492 --> 00:21:22,182 Пофиг, мы с друзьями идём тележки в овраг скидывать.
- 00:21:22,212 --> 00:21:25,122 Боже мой. Нет, Рик, ты должен убрать эту штуку.
- 00:21:25,142 --> 00:21:26,522 Мне от неё некомфортно.
- 00:21:26,562 --> 00:21:29,042 Не могу, дружище. Я дал слово старому другу.
- 00:21:36,348 --> 00:21:37,738 СООБЩЕНИЕ ДЛЯ САММЕР СМИТ
- 00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:38,838 Что за хрень?
- 00:21:39,238 --> 00:21:40,078 Привет, Саммер.
- 00:21:40,198 --> 00:21:41,938 Ты не помнишь, как это записывала,
- 00:21:42,078 --> 00:21:43,468 но я лишь хотела сказать…
- 00:21:43,794 --> 00:21:46,734 Я люблю тебя. И ты тоже должна себя любить.
- 00:21:46,814 --> 00:21:50,474 Первое, что сверстники попытаются у тебя отнять, — это эмпатию.
- 00:21:50,494 --> 00:21:52,404 А это большой дар, и ты должна…
- 00:21:52,474 --> 00:21:54,014 Фу, пришли сообщением.
- 00:21:56,114 --> 00:22:00,190 Йоу, Триша! Чем сегодня будем пыхтеть, сучандра?
- 00:22:35,482 --> 00:22:37,172 Вам чем-то помочь?
- 00:22:37,242 --> 00:22:39,578 Бет, пришло время поговорить начистоту.
- 00:22:39,718 --> 00:22:44,098 Мы, потерянные женщины, пьём молодых, чтобы оставаться в среднем возрасте.
- 00:22:44,138 --> 00:22:46,248 Значит, вы типа вампиры?
- 00:22:46,368 --> 00:22:48,078 А чего не допьётесь до молодости?
- 00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:50,788 Потому что у всех такие же конченые ценности, Бет!
- 00:22:51,058 --> 00:22:55,074 И, к сожалению, у нас тут правило: пей или будь выпитой!
- 00:22:55,134 --> 00:22:57,974 Да ладно, я же думала, что вы это про винишко.
- 00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:09,630 Вы мрёте от солнца и припёрлись в Санта-Фе?
- 00:23:09,810 --> 00:23:10,990 Сами виноваты.
- 00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:14,140 Переведено студией HDrezka Studio.
- 00:00:03,546 --> 00:00:05,004 CHARGE BELONGS! IN THE WALL!
- 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,548 FREE THE CHARGE! FREE US ALL!
- 00:00:06,549 --> 00:00:08,383 A huge turnout today at the offices
- 00:00:08,384 --> 00:00:11,094 of billionaire leader and tech visionary Summer Smith...
- 00:00:11,095 --> 00:00:13,555 <i>as she attempts to make Chargeria history.</i>
- 00:00:13,556 --> 00:00:17,016 <i>And this just in: phone chargers are very important,</i>
- 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:20,353 <i>so never, never steal them.</i>
- 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:22,105 We're ready to launch the device.
- 00:00:22,106 --> 00:00:23,815 Do we have eyes on my brother?
- 00:00:23,816 --> 00:00:25,859 - No, ma'am. - Then we're not ready.
- 00:00:30,614 --> 00:00:32,115 Come on, Morty.
- 00:00:32,116 --> 00:00:34,117 Wait! Remember!
- 00:00:34,118 --> 00:00:36,619 - If you borrow his phone charger... - I know.
- 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:39,122 ...it's really important you give it back!
- 00:00:39,123 --> 00:00:42,333 Even if you think he wasn't using it!
- 00:00:51,135 --> 00:00:53,011 I'm alone.
- 00:00:53,012 --> 00:00:55,555 I was, too. That's how I like it.
- 00:00:58,225 --> 00:00:59,434 Ohh!
- 00:00:59,435 --> 00:01:01,186 Come, if you wanna eat.
- 00:01:11,864 --> 00:01:13,406 Saw you on the news.
- 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:15,492 Guess it's been a while since you've had a normal meal.
- 00:01:15,493 --> 00:01:17,911 By "normal," you mean the spoon is dirty?
- 00:01:17,912 --> 00:01:21,164 CJ's recipe. Back at the firehouse.
- 00:01:21,165 --> 00:01:23,291 Ugh! I didn't put my life's work on hold
- 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:24,834 to sit here talking to you about chili.
- 00:01:24,835 --> 00:01:28,672 He always said the secret ingredient is patience.
- 00:01:29,548 --> 00:01:31,299 Morty, it is time to go!
- 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:32,926 It's almost 9 p.m. back in the real world,
- 00:01:32,927 --> 00:01:35,011 and our exit will only work if Mom's in the kitchen
- 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:36,387 pouring her bedtime wine!
- 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:37,889 There's nothing for me back there!
- 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:39,933 - Go without me. - That's not how it works, Morty!
- 00:01:39,934 --> 00:01:43,686 And I'm sorry, but I refuse to turn forty in here!
- 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:46,856 What choice do I have?
- 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:48,858 We <i>always</i> had choices.
- 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:51,152 Take some ownership.
- 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,824 We're ready. Start the launch.
- 00:01:55,825 --> 00:01:58,117 God have mercy on our souls.
- 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:03,039 <i>Five, four, three. two, one.</i>
- 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:04,249 Launch.
- 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:12,382 It's charging!
- 00:02:12,383 --> 00:02:14,300 Charging in the air!
- 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:17,136 Dear God! Summer Smith has made phone chargers obsolete!
- 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,763 No more cords!
- 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:22,517 It's working!
- 00:02:22,518 --> 00:02:24,727 A contactless electrical grid!
- 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:27,397 That means no chargers, you old bitch!
- 00:02:27,398 --> 00:02:30,275 I win! The matrix is obsolete!
- 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:36,406 What the hell?
- 00:02:36,407 --> 00:02:37,866 Oh, shit. How long was I out?
- 00:02:37,867 --> 00:02:40,743 Mom! Mom! Mommy! Get away from me, Rick!
- 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:43,413 Mom! Rick put us in a simulated reality
- 00:02:43,414 --> 00:02:46,249 to teach us a lesson about taking his phone charger and not giving it back,
- 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:47,667 and then he fell asleep and forgot about us
- 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:50,128 for the matrix equivalent of 17 years!
- 00:02:50,129 --> 00:02:51,588 I'm an emancipated adult!
- 00:02:51,589 --> 00:02:53,756 I demand sovereignty over my mind and future!
- 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:55,758 Don't let him reset us!
- 00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:59,305 This is why I have bedtime wine.
- 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:05,768 {\an8}My-- My hands! A child's hands!
- 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:08,605 {\an8}You built a matrix to punish them for a phone charger?!
- 00:03:08,606 --> 00:03:11,107 {\an8}I'm not that petty, Beth. It can punish them for anything.
- 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:13,192 {\an8}Put that mindblower gun down.
- 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:16,613 {\an8}Okay. Obviously Grandpa cooked you guys a little too long.
- 00:03:16,614 --> 00:03:18,114 {\an8}Long enough to go to law school
- 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:19,532 {\an8}and revolutionize engineering.
- 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,492 {\an8}Summer, that whole system's basically 8-bit.
- 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:23,995 {\an8}A child with a crayon could revolutionize engineering.
- 00:03:23,996 --> 00:03:25,288 {\an8}Don't let him wipe me, Mom!
- 00:03:25,289 --> 00:03:26,915 {\an8}I fell in love, ran a country,
- 00:03:26,916 --> 00:03:29,125 {\an8}visited Chargentina and the Phoneippines.
- 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:30,960 {\an8}I can't lose those memories!
- 00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:33,296 {\an8}Um, I-- I wanna remember it, too.
- 00:03:33,297 --> 00:03:35,048 {\an8}Dad, I think the kids should be allowed
- 00:03:35,049 --> 00:03:37,300 {\an8}to do whatever they want with what you did to their brains.
- 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:38,635 {\an8}You want a couple of matrix-crazy adults
- 00:03:38,636 --> 00:03:40,595 {\an8}in child bodies? Good luck with that.
- 00:03:40,596 --> 00:03:42,472 {\an8}Yes! I beat you, Rick!
- 00:03:42,473 --> 00:03:44,807 {\an8}You mess with the bull, you get the 34-year-old horns!
- 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:47,101 {\an8}I'm gonna crush it in high school!
- 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:48,937 {\an8}Give me a holler when this goes south.
- 00:03:50,648 --> 00:03:53,316 {\an8}<i>There's literally no limit to what I can achieve.</i>
- 00:03:53,317 --> 00:03:55,568 {\an8}<i>Student-body president. Valedictorian.</i>
- 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:58,863 {\an8}<i>Or maybe just live this one day, sweet and fleeting.</i>
- 00:03:58,864 --> 00:04:01,408 {\an8}<i>Maybe just hold onto 17.</i>
- 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:04,285 {\an8}Cold much?
- 00:04:04,286 --> 00:04:05,662 {\an8}You're nipping out.
- 00:04:05,663 --> 00:04:07,413 {\an8}Oh, come on. We don't have to do
- 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,165 {\an8}these teenage-girl stereotypes.
- 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:11,209 {\an8}Your body violates our code of conduct, missy.
- 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:12,627 {\an8}- Go home and change. - But--
- 00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:14,504 {\an8}Your wiles won't get you anywhere with me.
- 00:04:14,505 --> 00:04:17,131 {\an8}Oh, my God. She's hot for Principal Vagina.
- 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:18,341 {\an8}She's nipping even harder!
- 00:04:18,342 --> 00:04:20,093 {\an8}Eat my ass, you shallow bitches!
- 00:04:21,345 --> 00:04:22,929 {\an8}Every time I think our friendship
- 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,222 {\an8}can't get any stronger.
- 00:04:24,223 --> 00:04:26,099 {\an8}I know. You're truly my sister.
- 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:27,768 {\an8}Aww!
- 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:33,856 {\an8}School's not what you remember, huh?
- 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:35,984 {\an8}Ugh. I'm just embarrassed I let them get to me.
- 00:04:35,985 --> 00:04:38,027 {\an8}Those girls probably still believe people like them
- 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:40,571 {\an8}for their personality and that recycling is real.
- 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:42,782 {\an8}- Hey, do you have a bobby pin? - Yeah. Here.
- 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,575 {\an8}At least they're too dumb to do real damage.
- 00:04:44,576 --> 00:04:46,536 {\an8}It's like blunt-force trauma, as opposed to
- 00:04:46,537 --> 00:04:48,371 {\an8}a hot curling iron going slowly up your asshole.
- 00:04:48,372 --> 00:04:49,789 {\an8}Wow.
- 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:52,041 {\an8}Which is how I describe my first marriage.
- 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:54,544 {\an8}You got married in there?!
- 00:04:54,545 --> 00:04:56,462 {\an8}The best part was, I supported him
- 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:57,922 {\an8}while he worked on his music.
- 00:04:57,923 --> 00:04:59,799 {\an8}Ugh. Been there. It's like, I can either be
- 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:02,760 {\an8}the primary earner or your mommy. I can't be both.
- 00:05:04,138 --> 00:05:05,639 {\an8}Yeah.
- 00:05:07,558 --> 00:05:09,267 {\an8}A <i>third</i> mimosa?
- 00:05:09,268 --> 00:05:10,810 {\an8}On a Wednesday afternoon?
- 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:13,146 {\an8}Who <i>are</i> we?
- 00:05:13,147 --> 00:05:16,149 {\an8}Oh, my God. I'm totally turning into my mother.
- 00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:17,567 {\an8}Goals!
- 00:05:17,568 --> 00:05:19,736 {\an8}I love this version of you.
- 00:05:19,737 --> 00:05:23,698 {\an8}You're so... self-assured. I wish I had more of that.
- 00:05:23,699 --> 00:05:26,242 Aww! Beth! Can I call you Beth?
- 00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:29,078 Absolutely! And I'll call you...
- 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:30,747 - Summer? - Oh, right. Of course.
- 00:05:30,748 --> 00:05:33,875 You were able to achieve so much in there.
- 00:05:33,876 --> 00:05:35,418 Hashtag girl boss.
- 00:05:35,419 --> 00:05:37,837 Ugh. I hate when grown women call themselves girls.
- 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,672 Oh, same. Me too. That was ironic.
- 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,340 Speaking of grown women,
- 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,842 maybe it's time for a little upgrade?
- 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:45,261 Oh, come on. Look at who you've become.
- 00:05:45,262 --> 00:05:47,555 You don't need some cliché makeover.
- 00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:49,098 I meant for both of us.
- 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:50,892 Do you just buy your shirts from Target
- 00:05:50,893 --> 00:05:53,186 or do you also work there?
- 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:55,563 Aww, Beth! I was joking!
- 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:57,440 Part of my management style.
- 00:05:57,441 --> 00:05:59,358 But isn't comedy just the revelation
- 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,777 of an unacknowledged truth?
- 00:06:00,778 --> 00:06:02,111 Think about it.
- 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:04,447 Let's get out of here, girl. You need a blowout!
- 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:07,283 The hell are you doing, Morty?
- 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:08,618 Get your hands off my death race car!
- 00:06:08,619 --> 00:06:10,161 The struts were a little off.
- 00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:11,704 The struts were a little--
- 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,873 Wow. Okay. The struts <i>were</i> a little off.
- 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:16,375 Picked up a few skills when I was inside.
- 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,376 The matrix?
- 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,711 Matrix prison.
- 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,004 Oh. Badass.
- 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:22,256 This is that death race on Vega Five, right?
- 00:06:22,257 --> 00:06:23,549 Space <i>and</i> land?
- 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,218 - Yeah, actually. - Toss me a beer.
- 00:06:25,219 --> 00:06:27,470 Think we should add a snorkel intake to the engine block.
- 00:06:27,471 --> 00:06:30,766 Damn, Morty. Maybe I should leave you in a matrix more often.
- 00:06:31,475 --> 00:06:32,600 Ohhhhhh!
- 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:34,060 Morty! What are you doing?!
- 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:36,354 - I'm getting Rick's attention! - Freeze!
- 00:06:36,355 --> 00:06:37,647 Fuck you! None of this is real!
- 00:06:37,648 --> 00:06:39,440 - Morty, run! - Hey! Thieves!
- 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:41,317 Never take what's not yours,
- 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:43,569 especially if it's a phone charger!
- 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,822 Rick, we're sorry we stole your phone charger!
- 00:06:45,823 --> 00:06:47,782 We learned our lesson! Now let us out!
- 00:06:47,783 --> 00:06:50,660 If that was gonna work, we would've been ejected by now!
- 00:06:50,661 --> 00:06:53,162 You have the right to remain plugged in!
- 00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:55,498 Any charger you steal can and will
- 00:06:55,499 --> 00:06:57,208 - be used against you. - Summer, help!
- 00:06:57,209 --> 00:07:00,253 Sorry, Morty! But one of us has to find a way out of here!
- 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:01,879 Summer!
- 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:12,682 Aah!
- 00:07:12,683 --> 00:07:13,933 Ooh!
- 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:58,519 C-CJ.
- 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,438 If you're remembering a bunch of stuff,
- 00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:02,064 you have to say it out loud.
- 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:05,067 I-- I just miss them.
- 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:06,944 Ehh. Y-You know what, pal?
- 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:09,488 I think that engine snorkel's a good idea.
- 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:10,781 Bottoms up.
- 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:14,035 Wow. You can really pull that look off.
- 00:08:14,036 --> 00:08:15,494 I could never go short.
- 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:16,871 It's called disruption.
- 00:08:16,872 --> 00:08:18,831 If you don't take risks, you don't grow.
- 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:21,834 Uh, for me, this is pretty bold.
- 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:24,713 I guess everyone has to start somewhere.
- 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:27,757 What do you think of this?
- 00:08:27,758 --> 00:08:30,259 I think there was a reason it was on the clearance rack.
- 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:32,720 I thought you wanted to feel more confident.
- 00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:35,264 Now, <i>this</i> says confidence.
- 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:37,433 It also says $3,000!
- 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:40,311 Who's gonna invest in you if you won't invest in yourself?
- 00:08:40,312 --> 00:08:42,855 My job is to invest in your college fund, Summer.
- 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:45,191 First of all, I already graduated charger cum laude
- 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:47,443 with a major in chargers and a minor in--
- 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:49,445 - Let me guess. - English Lit.
- 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:51,030 Beth, I can't make you 17 again,
- 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,782 but I can give this gift of knowledge:
- 00:08:52,783 --> 00:08:54,700 life <i>is</i> slipping away.
- 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:56,494 It's time to make some big changes
- 00:08:56,495 --> 00:08:59,038 or get comfortable with some big regrets.
- 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:01,958 So, are you gonna buy me this suit or what?
- 00:09:01,959 --> 00:09:04,543 - And steel plates. - Good stuff.
- 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:05,836 Oh! L-Look at that, Rick!
- 00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:07,421 They-- They got a sale on rebar!
- 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:10,383 Oh, hell yeah! Buy two rebar, get one freebar?!
- 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:12,969 Matrix Morty's got an eye for a deal!
- 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:16,889 I gotta hand it to you. T-This feels pretty good.
- 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,808 Good old American craftsmanship, Morty.
- 00:09:18,809 --> 00:09:20,518 Feels good to use your hands.
- 00:09:20,519 --> 00:09:22,812 Oh-ho-ho-ho! Ho!
- 00:09:22,813 --> 00:09:26,857 She's purring like a-- like an oily little kitten!
- 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:28,651 Wow. You guys are...
- 00:09:28,652 --> 00:09:31,445 really spreading out onto the lawn, huh?
- 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:33,322 Ugh. Suburbia.
- 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:35,449 Dad, can I talk to you?
- 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:36,826 Listen.
- 00:09:36,827 --> 00:09:38,494 If this is about the beers, Morty's cool.
- 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:39,829 He has like four Purple Hearts.
- 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:41,330 Five. Those and a nickel
- 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:42,540 will get you a cup of coffee.
- 00:09:42,541 --> 00:09:44,292 Ho-ho! Disillusioned Morty!
- 00:09:44,293 --> 00:09:46,002 Love this guy!
- 00:09:46,003 --> 00:09:47,169 Listen, Beth.
- 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:48,671 If ya wanna judge someone, call Jerry.
- 00:09:48,672 --> 00:09:50,256 I can't. My phone's dead.
- 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:53,175 I had to film turns of every outfit Summer tried on.
- 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:55,386 You need a charger? Use mine.
- 00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:56,637 Oh. Okay. You sure?
- 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:58,347 Ohh! Uh-h, yeah!
- 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:00,433 Y-Y-You're-- Y-Y-You're-- Y-Y-You're-- Y-Y-You're--
- 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:01,767 You're gonna give that back, right?!
- 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:04,687 'Cause I can't impress upon you how...
- 00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:17,616 Oh, God!
- 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,285 Oh, my God! 8-Ball!
- 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:23,205 No! No! CJ?! Chop Block??
- 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:24,958 Marmaduke?!
- 00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:33,549 8-Ball. He-- He didn't make it.
- 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:36,135 We-- We saw you die, man!
- 00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:39,555 I-I can't-- I-I can't die!
- 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:43,434 I-I got you, buddy. I got you.
- 00:10:43,435 --> 00:10:45,436 I can't. I can't die.
- 00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:57,573 Huh?
- 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:08,125 Just take whatever you want.
- 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:09,752 Nothing out here fucking matters.
- 00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:11,462 Wonder who he learned <i>that</i> from.
- 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,047 Probably someone too tamed
- 00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:15,716 by neo-liberal groupthink to buy a cool jacket.
- 00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,968 Dad, I think maybe you were right on this one.
- 00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:19,678 Beth, that's not how it works.
- 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,472 You gotta press it up against their head.
- 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:23,265 You just tried to mind-blow me?!
- 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,560 Summer! Get back here!
- 00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:28,062 This is for your own good!
- 00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:29,772 No, it's for <i>your</i> own good.
- 00:11:29,773 --> 00:11:32,066 I thought you were my friend, bitch!
- 00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:34,110 My friends don't talk to me like that.
- 00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:35,569 Because you don't have any!
- 00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:36,779 Hey!
- 00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:39,949 All I want is to live my best life!
- 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:42,618 You're too scared to even try!
- 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:44,495 Did you just hotwire that car?
- 00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:45,788 Yes.
- 00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:47,540 - Summer!! - Later, Boomer!
- 00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:51,794 Damn. That got out of hand fast.
- 00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:53,087 Welp, I told her it would.
- 00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:54,964 Smart man. Here. Check this out.
- 00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:56,424 Me and CJ came up with it
- 00:11:56,425 --> 00:11:58,342 during the siege of the Three Pronged Mountains.
- 00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:01,470 We were holed up with nothing but these old Nokia 3.5's.
- 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:03,639 Had to use a little something we called the reg-rahc.
- 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:04,890 Try her out.
- 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,058 "Charger" spelled backwards.
- 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,685 Cute. What's it do?
- 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,690 Pulls the charge right out a man's heart.
- 00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:15,110 Thanks for the ride, Rick.
- 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:19,113 Also, I didn't know Summer was gonna hijack a vehicle, too.
- 00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:22,158 I've been planning this a lot longer than her.
- 00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:23,325 Anyway...
- 00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:30,208 Cool tank!
- 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:37,381 - No! No, no, no, no, no! - Something the matter, sir?
- 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:40,050 - You wouldn't be putting people in matrixes, would you? - What?
- 00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:42,845 'Cause that's something you should never do.
- 00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:46,390 Seriously, Morty?! You're that uncreative?!
- 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:47,683 Who's Morty?
- 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:48,976 Is that someone you put in a matrix?
- 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:50,311 Yes!
- 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:52,021 Owww. Oh...
- 00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:55,024 {\an8}The seemingly unstoppable and pretty cool-looking vehicle
- 00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:56,817 {\an8}is now heading towards a power plant
- 00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,360 {\an8}at the center of Power Plant Valley,
- 00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,863 {\an8}the well-known nexus of America's power grid.
- 00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:04,742 {\an8}Why create this unstoppable death machine?
- 00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:07,244 {\an8}Its driver, 14-year-old Morty Smith,
- 00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:08,329 {\an8}has this to say.
- 00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:10,122 {\an8}<i>Come into a wolf's house</i>
- 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,790 {\an8}<i>and piss in its bed, you're gonna get bit!</i>
- 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,167 <i>T-That's just the nature of the wolf!</i>
- 00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:15,669 That's just the nature of the wolf!
- 00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:20,716 How's the neti pot coming, Summer?
- 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:24,470 So good. I feel grounded, free of toxins.
- 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,099 Go away. I need my space.
- 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:32,186 I can't believe how fast you got established in Santa Fe.
- 00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:34,438 The wellness industry picked me up at the city limits.
- 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,398 They place all lost middle-aged women
- 00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:40,027 in a residential pottery studio with meditation elements.
- 00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:42,738 I'm looking to be in connection with the mountains?
- 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,615 Get the cacao. And the harmonium.
- 00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:45,991 Honey, you shouldn't have to be
- 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,785 a lost middle-aged woman yet.
- 00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:49,370 Take it from me. It sucks.
- 00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:52,665 And the joy of being 17 is not knowing anything,
- 00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:55,209 including how hard it's gonna get.
- 00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:58,087 Yeah. I guess I'm sorry for what I said.
- 00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:00,089 I just don't know how to be your friend.
- 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:02,716 You don't have to be. You're my daughter.
- 00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:07,263 Wow. I hate that I'm saying this,
- 00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:09,640 but the energy here feels amazing.
- 00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:10,975 That's called community.
- 00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:12,142 And if we had more of it in this world,
- 00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:13,561 and less factory-farmed beef,
- 00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:15,854 our little boys wouldn't be driving tanks
- 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,356 into nuclear power plants!
- 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,692 That sounds too specific to be a metaphor.
- 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:22,069 {\an8}<i>What will you do when there's no power in the walls?!</i>
- 00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:23,571 {\an8}<i>What will you charge then?!</i>
- 00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:24,863 See? Beef brain.
- 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,657 Oh, God. I have to stop him.
- 00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:28,450 - You know how? - I'm a tech CEO!
- 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:31,120 So even if I don't, I'll pretend I do.
- 00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:33,289 Mom. Hold my calls.
- 00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:37,543 "Mom." Hmm. I like the sound of that.
- 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,295 I'll just need a credit card.
- 00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:41,463 Please, sir. Not in the matrix.
- 00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,757 You shouldn't put people in matrixes.
- 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,385 Uh-huh.
- 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:55,228 What the-- Oh.
- 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:04,279 Matrix my ass! Wubbalubba dub dub!
- 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,419 This better be death race-related.
- 00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,686 - CJ! - H-Huh? Hey!
- 00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,571 CJ! CJ!
- 00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,240 Ohh!
- 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:53,369 She's beautiful. Isn't she?
- 00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,745 Morty.
- 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,538 I never had a brother.
- 00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:58,707 U-Until y-you.
- 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,055 Death to Chargeria!
- 00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:25,317 We got him. Osama Been Chargin is dead.
- 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,152 <i>Full hearts, full charge.</i>
- 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:30,864 Full hearts, full charge.
- 00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:32,408 She's coming down!
- 00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:35,869 Sweet Christ! Power Plant Valley is breached!
- 00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,664 I repeat, breached!
- 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,000 He's getting too close!
- 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,460 If he reaches the central power plant,
- 00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:44,962 it'll trigger a chain reaction
- 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:46,547 that renders North America uninhabitable,
- 00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:49,091 but also takes out all cellphones!
- 00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:50,592 Fear not, Guard #2.
- 00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:52,761 The moat was installed for this exact scenario.
- 00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:57,266 There's not a tank on earth that can cross that water.
- 00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,518 {\an8}Oh, shit! It's got a snorkel!
- 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,562 Dear God. Run!
- 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,030 Morty!
- 00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:14,032 None of this will bring CJ back!
- 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,326 <i>Keep his name out of your mouth!</i>
- 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:17,286 Whose name?
- 00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:19,288 Christopher James Motorola,
- 00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:21,623 Chargeant First Class?!
- 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,089 What do you know about CJ?!
- 00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:30,424 This is all my fault, Morty.
- 00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:32,092 You were the only real thing in there,
- 00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:33,677 but I didn't treat you like you mattered.
- 00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:35,471 You couldn't have known what would happen in that war.
- 00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:38,640 But I did know, Morty. I did know.
- 00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:41,185 Once I understood the rules of the matrix,
- 00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:42,936 taking power was easy.
- 00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:45,063 But making power wasn't.
- 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,775 There was only one way to make the charging science work--
- 00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:51,070 all the lithium we could get our hands on.
- 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,155 We got it.
- 00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:55,407 We can fix it, right?! We can fix it?!
- 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:58,077 No one can know about this.
- 00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:03,665 It was a brutal war, but I knew we'd win it.
- 00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,000 Because we had you.
- 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:07,127 An ex-con with no future,
- 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,421 no family, no way to die.
- 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,007 Morty, I never had a brother.
- 00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:13,801 <i>U-Until y-you.</i>
- 00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:15,803 You could have had a different life.
- 00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,179 I could have given it to you.
- 00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:20,682 We got him.
- 00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:22,309 <i>Osama Been Chargin is dead.</i>
- 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:25,020 Thank you soldier. Full hearts, full charge.
- 00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:27,064 We're lithium rich!
- 00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:28,690 You were my greatest asset.
- 00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:31,193 And my darkest shame.
- 00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:32,486 I also had your phones bugged,
- 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:34,071 a tracking chip put in your spine,
- 00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:35,364 and all those birds you liked to feed
- 00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:36,406 were spy cameras built by the government.
- 00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:37,574 My finches?!
- 00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:38,992 I know you lost a brother in there.
- 00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:40,494 Don't make me lose <i>you.</i>
- 00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:42,830 It's like the pain is all I have left of him!
- 00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:44,248 But-- But he's gone!
- 00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:46,291 He never existed in the first place!
- 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,585 Don't say that! Without you and your friends,
- 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:50,504 we never would have escaped the matrix.
- 00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:52,798 Rick, he-- he would have woken up and let us out!
- 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,424 On whose terms?!
- 00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:55,926 He would've wiped us clean before our eyes were open.
- 00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:57,886 And then they'd really be gone, all of them.
- 00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:00,806 CJ, Chop Block...
- 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,850 Marmaduke, um...
- 00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:04,059 8-Ball! Jesus!
- 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:07,145 I-- I-- I'm sorry, Morty.
- 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,856 You get to decide now.
- 00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:10,607 What do <i>you</i> want to do?
- 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:12,192 I wanna go home.
- 00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:14,696 Yeah. Let's go home.
- 00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:19,032 It's okay! I-- I'm alright now!
- 00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:20,784 It's not <i>you</i> we were worried about!
- 00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:22,995 Yeah, this is exactly why you shouldn't steal
- 00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:24,955 your grandpa's inventions!
- 00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:26,707 What?
- 00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:30,794 He said never steal your grandpa's inventions!
- 00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:32,129 - No... - Mother fucker.
- 00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:33,422 Matrix piece of shit!
- 00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:35,048 Fucking fake lesson-teaching bastard!
- 00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,925 {\an8}Stop!
- 00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,427 Whoa! Easy, guys! Christ!
- 00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:40,846 You're not in a matrix! You're <i>not</i> in a matrix!
- 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,264 Rick? What the fuck?!
- 00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:43,932 This NPC was trying to teach us a lesson!
- 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,350 {\an8}I was just saying
- 00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,394 {\an8}not to steal such dangerous technology.
- 00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:49,563 Your grandpa's obviously a genius.
- 00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:51,315 - See?! - That's an actual guy,
- 00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:53,692 making several obvious and valid statements.
- 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,944 - Beer later? - I think my nose is broken.
- 00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:02,451 Rick and Summer: Aw, come on!
- 00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:04,870 Chernobyl! We're Chernobyl-ing!
- 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:09,750 Rick! Are you gonna--
- 00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:12,044 Yes.
- 00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:13,795 - Ew! - What the hell?!
- 00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:15,130 It's anti-radiation gel.
- 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:16,924 Your tits and bits will thank me later.
- 00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:18,050 - Ew! - What the hell?!
- 00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:28,727 So... nuclear reactor, huh?
- 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:29,770 I had PTSD!
- 00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:31,271 Thank you for your service.
- 00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:33,982 Oh! Oh, my God! You saved us from the--
- 00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:36,443 The worst meltdown in American history? Yeah.
- 00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:38,612 I'm gonna leave this with you. Sign here.
- 00:20:38,613 --> 00:20:42,282 Tip? Uh, I don't see an option lower than 20%.
- 00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,327 There isn't one.
- 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,789 Ooh! Ahh...
- 00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:50,832 Might wanna keep that gel on for a little while.
- 00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:54,337 Alright. Is there anything <i>else</i> we need to do?
- 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:58,340 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, owwww!
- 00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:00,133 I'm gonna remember him.
- 00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:01,218 But I'm gonna miss <i>you.</i>
- 00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:02,803 You won't have to.
- 00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:04,846 I have a feeling things are gonna be different now.
- 00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:06,014 Ready to be kids again?
- 00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:07,099 More than you know.
- 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,141 Y-Yeah.
- 00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:14,731 {\an8}What'd you do to us?!
- 00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,358 {\an8}What the fuck is on my arm, Rick?!
- 00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:17,526 Beats me. You asked for it.
- 00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:19,403 - What?! Why?! - Whatever.
- 00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:21,363 I'm meeting friends to throw shopping carts into the quarry.
- 00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:24,366 Aw, geez. Oh, no, Rick! Y-You gotta get this off of me!
- 00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:25,867 Ugh! It makes me uncomfortable!
- 00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:28,705 No can do, pal. Made a promise to an old friend.
- 00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:38,171 What the hell?
- 00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:39,715 <i>Hi, Summer.</i>
- 00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:41,258 <i>You probably won't remember making this,</i>
- 00:21:41,259 --> 00:21:42,843 <i>but I just wanted to say...</i>
- 00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:45,721 <i>I love you and you should love yourself.</i>
- 00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:47,931 <i>The first thing your peers will try to take from you</i>
- 00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:49,725 <i>is your adult empathy.</i>
- 00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:51,727 <i>It's your greatest gift and the one thing that they--</i>
- 00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:53,979 Ugh. Send a text.
- 00:21:55,565 --> 00:21:59,901 Yo, Tricia! What are we huffing tonight, biiiiitch?!
- 00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:34,770 Unh!
- 00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:36,521 Can I...help you?
- 00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:38,940 Beth, it's time to come clean.
- 00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:40,942 We "lost women"
- 00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:43,278 feast on the young to stay middle-aged.
- 00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:45,447 So, you're... vampires?
- 00:22:45,448 --> 00:22:47,074 Why not feed 'til you're young?
- 00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:50,035 'Cause not everyone has your fucked-up values, Beth!
- 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:54,164 And it's unfortunately drink or be drank!
- 00:22:54,165 --> 00:22:57,125 Oh, come on! I thought that was "Wine Mom" talk!
- 00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:08,720 The sun turns you to dust, and you picked Santa Fe?
- 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:10,681 That's on you.
- 00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:13,684 <i>Did you get any of that?</i>
- 00:00:03,546 --> 00:00:05,004 Crowd: [ Chanting ] CHARGE BELONGS! IN THE WALL!
- 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,548 FREE THE CHARGE! FREE US ALL!
- 00:00:06,549 --> 00:00:08,383 A huge turnout today at the offices
- 00:00:08,384 --> 00:00:11,094 of billionaire leader and tech visionary Summer Smith...
- 00:00:11,095 --> 00:00:13,555 <i>as she attempts to make Chargeria history.</i>
- 00:00:13,556 --> 00:00:17,016 <i>And this just in: phone chargers are very important,</i>
- 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:20,353 <i>so never, never steal them.</i>
- 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:22,105 We're ready to launch the device.
- 00:00:22,106 --> 00:00:23,815 Do we have eyes on my brother?
- 00:00:23,816 --> 00:00:25,859 - No, ma'am. - Then we're not ready.
- 00:00:25,860 --> 00:00:28,987 {\an8}♪
- 00:00:28,988 --> 00:00:30,613 [ Beeping ]
- 00:00:30,614 --> 00:00:32,115 Come on, Morty.
- 00:00:32,116 --> 00:00:34,117 Wait! Remember!
- 00:00:34,118 --> 00:00:36,619 - If you borrow his phone charger... - I know.
- 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:39,122 ...it's really important you give it back!
- 00:00:39,123 --> 00:00:42,333 Even if you think he wasn't using it!
- 00:00:42,334 --> 00:00:50,008 {\an8}♪
- 00:00:50,009 --> 00:00:51,134 [ Gun cocks ]
- 00:00:51,135 --> 00:00:53,011 I'm alone.
- 00:00:53,012 --> 00:00:55,555 I was, too. That's how I like it.
- 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:56,639 [ Whistles ]
- 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,224 [ Dogs barking ]
- 00:00:58,225 --> 00:00:59,434 Ohh! [ Chuckles ]
- 00:00:59,435 --> 00:01:01,186 Come, if you wanna eat.
- 00:01:01,187 --> 00:01:03,397 [ Dogs barking ]
- 00:01:08,277 --> 00:01:09,612 [ Chair slides ]
- 00:01:11,864 --> 00:01:13,406 Saw you on the news.
- 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:15,492 Guess it's been a while since you've had a normal meal.
- 00:01:15,493 --> 00:01:17,911 By "normal," you mean the spoon is dirty?
- 00:01:17,912 --> 00:01:21,164 CJ's recipe. Back at the firehouse.
- 00:01:21,165 --> 00:01:23,291 Ugh! I didn't put my life's work on hold
- 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:24,834 to sit here talking to you about chili.
- 00:01:24,835 --> 00:01:28,672 He always said the secret ingredient is patience.
- 00:01:29,548 --> 00:01:31,299 Morty, it is time to go!
- 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:32,926 It's almost 9 p.m. back in the real world,
- 00:01:32,927 --> 00:01:35,011 and our exit will only work if Mom's in the kitchen
- 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:36,387 pouring her bedtime wine!
- 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:37,889 There's nothing for me back there!
- 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:39,933 - Go without me. - That's not how it works, Morty!
- 00:01:39,934 --> 00:01:43,686 And I'm sorry, but I refuse to turn forty in here!
- 00:01:43,687 --> 00:01:45,688 [ Sighs ]
- 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:46,856 What choice do I have?
- 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:48,858 We <i>always</i> had choices.
- 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:51,152 Take some ownership.
- 00:01:51,153 --> 00:01:53,112 [ beeping ]
- 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,824 We're ready. Start the launch.
- 00:01:55,825 --> 00:01:58,117 God have mercy on our souls.
- 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:03,039 Engineer: <i>Five, four, three. two, one.</i>
- 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:04,249 Launch.
- 00:02:04,250 --> 00:02:06,668 [ Rumbling ]
- 00:02:06,669 --> 00:02:11,047 {\an8}♪
- 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:12,382 - [ Beeping ] - It's charging!
- 00:02:12,383 --> 00:02:14,300 Charging in the air!
- 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:17,136 Dear God! Summer Smith has made phone chargers obsolete!
- 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,763 Woman: No more cords!
- 00:02:18,764 --> 00:02:19,889 [ All cheering ]
- 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:22,517 [ Laughing ] It's working!
- 00:02:22,518 --> 00:02:24,727 A contactless electrical grid!
- 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:27,397 That means no chargers, you old bitch!
- 00:02:27,398 --> 00:02:30,275 I win! The matrix is obsolete!
- 00:02:30,276 --> 00:02:33,862 [ Both screaming ]
- 00:02:33,863 --> 00:02:35,071 [ Buzzer sounding ]
- 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:36,406 - [ Both screaming ] - What the hell?
- 00:02:36,407 --> 00:02:37,866 Oh, shit. How long was I out?
- 00:02:37,867 --> 00:02:40,743 Mom! Mom! Mommy! Get away from me, Rick!
- 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:43,413 Mom! Rick put us in a simulated reality
- 00:02:43,414 --> 00:02:46,249 to teach us a lesson about taking his phone charger and not giving it back,
- 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:47,667 and then he fell asleep and forgot about us
- 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:50,128 for the matrix equivalent of 17 years!
- 00:02:50,129 --> 00:02:51,588 I'm an emancipated adult!
- 00:02:51,589 --> 00:02:53,756 I demand sovereignty over my mind and future!
- 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:55,758 Don't let him reset us!
- 00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:59,305 This is why I have bedtime wine. [ Slurps ]
- 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:05,768 {\an8}My-- My hands! A child's hands!
- 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:08,605 {\an8}You built a matrix to punish them for a phone charger?!
- 00:03:08,606 --> 00:03:11,107 {\an8}I'm not that petty, Beth. It can punish them for anything.
- 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:13,192 {\an8}Put that mindblower gun down.
- 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:16,613 {\an8}Okay. Obviously Grandpa cooked you guys a little too long.
- 00:03:16,614 --> 00:03:18,114 {\an8}Long enough to go to law school
- 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:19,532 {\an8}and revolutionize engineering.
- 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,492 {\an8}Summer, that whole system's basically 8-bit.
- 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:23,995 {\an8}A child with a crayon could revolutionize engineering.
- 00:03:23,996 --> 00:03:25,288 {\an8}Don't let him wipe me, Mom!
- 00:03:25,289 --> 00:03:26,915 {\an8}I fell in love, ran a country,
- 00:03:26,916 --> 00:03:29,125 {\an8}visited Chargentina and the Phoneippines.
- 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:30,960 {\an8}I can't lose those memories!
- 00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:33,296 {\an8}Um, I-- I wanna remember it, too.
- 00:03:33,297 --> 00:03:35,048 {\an8}Dad, I think the kids should be allowed
- 00:03:35,049 --> 00:03:37,300 {\an8}to do whatever they want with what you did to their brains.
- 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:38,635 {\an8}You want a couple of matrix-crazy adults
- 00:03:38,636 --> 00:03:40,595 {\an8}in child bodies? Good luck with that.
- 00:03:40,596 --> 00:03:42,472 {\an8}Yes! I beat you, Rick!
- 00:03:42,473 --> 00:03:44,807 {\an8}You mess with the bull, you get the 34-year-old horns!
- 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:47,101 {\an8}I'm gonna crush it in high school!
- 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:48,937 {\an8}Give me a holler when this goes south.
- 00:03:48,938 --> 00:03:50,647 {\an8}♪
- 00:03:50,648 --> 00:03:53,316 {\an8}Summer: <i>There's literally no limit to what I can achieve.</i>
- 00:03:53,317 --> 00:03:55,568 {\an8}<i>Student-body president. Valedictorian.</i>
- 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:58,863 {\an8}<i>Or maybe just live this one day, sweet and fleeting.</i>
- 00:03:58,864 --> 00:04:01,408 {\an8}<i>Maybe just hold onto 17.</i>
- 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:04,285 {\an8}- [ Cackling ] - Cold much?
- 00:04:04,286 --> 00:04:05,662 {\an8}You're nipping out.
- 00:04:05,663 --> 00:04:07,413 {\an8}Oh, come on. We don't have to do
- 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,165 {\an8}these teenage-girl stereotypes.
- 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:11,209 {\an8}Your body violates our code of conduct, missy.
- 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:12,627 {\an8}- Go home and change. - But--
- 00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:14,504 {\an8}Your wiles won't get you anywhere with me.
- 00:04:14,505 --> 00:04:17,131 {\an8}Oh, my God. She's hot for Principal Vagina.
- 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:18,341 {\an8}She's nipping even harder!
- 00:04:18,342 --> 00:04:20,093 {\an8}Eat my ass, you shallow bitches!
- 00:04:20,094 --> 00:04:21,344 {\an8}[ Laughter ]
- 00:04:21,345 --> 00:04:22,929 {\an8}Every time I think our friendship
- 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,222 {\an8}can't get any stronger.
- 00:04:24,223 --> 00:04:26,099 {\an8}I know. You're truly my sister.
- 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:27,768 {\an8}Aww!
- 00:04:30,396 --> 00:04:31,854 {\an8}[ Sighs ]
- 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:33,856 {\an8}School's not what you remember, huh?
- 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:35,984 {\an8}Ugh. I'm just embarrassed I let them get to me.
- 00:04:35,985 --> 00:04:38,027 {\an8}Those girls probably still believe people like them
- 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:40,571 {\an8}for their personality and that recycling is real.
- 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:42,782 {\an8}- Hey, do you have a bobby pin? - Yeah. Here.
- 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,575 {\an8}At least they're too dumb to do real damage.
- 00:04:44,576 --> 00:04:46,536 {\an8}It's like blunt-force trauma, as opposed to
- 00:04:46,537 --> 00:04:48,371 {\an8}a hot curling iron going slowly up your asshole.
- 00:04:48,372 --> 00:04:49,789 {\an8}[ Chuckles ] Wow.
- 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:52,041 {\an8}Which is how I describe my first marriage.
- 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:53,209 {\an8}[ Both laugh ]
- 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:54,544 {\an8}You got married in there?!
- 00:04:54,545 --> 00:04:56,462 {\an8}The best part was, I supported him
- 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:57,922 {\an8}while he worked on his music.
- 00:04:57,923 --> 00:04:59,799 {\an8}Ugh. Been there. It's like, I can either be
- 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:02,760 {\an8}the primary earner or your mommy. I can't be both.
- 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:04,137 {\an8}[ Both laugh ]
- 00:05:04,138 --> 00:05:05,639 {\an8}Yeah.
- 00:05:07,558 --> 00:05:09,267 {\an8}A <i>third</i> mimosa?
- 00:05:09,268 --> 00:05:10,810 {\an8}On a Wednesday afternoon?
- 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:13,146 {\an8}Both: Who <i>are</i> we? [ Laughing ]
- 00:05:13,147 --> 00:05:16,149 {\an8}Oh, my God. I'm totally turning into my mother.
- 00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:17,567 {\an8}Goals!
- 00:05:17,568 --> 00:05:19,736 {\an8}I love this version of you.
- 00:05:19,737 --> 00:05:23,698 {\an8}You're so... self-assured. I wish I had more of that.
- 00:05:23,699 --> 00:05:26,242 Aww! Beth! Can I call you Beth?
- 00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:29,078 Absolutely! And I'll call you...
- 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:30,747 - Summer? - Oh, right. Of course.
- 00:05:30,748 --> 00:05:33,875 You were able to achieve so much in there.
- 00:05:33,876 --> 00:05:35,418 Hashtag girl boss.
- 00:05:35,419 --> 00:05:37,837 Ugh. I hate when grown women call themselves girls.
- 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,672 Oh, same. Me too. That was ironic.
- 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,340 Speaking of grown women,
- 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,842 maybe it's time for a little upgrade?
- 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:45,261 Oh, come on. Look at who you've become.
- 00:05:45,262 --> 00:05:47,555 You don't need some cliché makeover.
- 00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:49,098 I meant for both of us.
- 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:50,892 Do you just buy your shirts from Target
- 00:05:50,893 --> 00:05:53,186 - or do you also work there? - [ Groans ]
- 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:55,563 Aww, Beth! I was joking!
- 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:57,440 Part of my management style.
- 00:05:57,441 --> 00:05:59,358 But isn't comedy just the revelation
- 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,777 of an unacknowledged truth?
- 00:06:00,778 --> 00:06:02,111 Think about it.
- 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:04,447 Let's get out of here, girl. You need a blowout!
- 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:05,865 [ Crackling ]
- 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:07,283 The hell are you doing, Morty?
- 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:08,618 Get your hands off my death race car!
- 00:06:08,619 --> 00:06:10,161 The struts were a little off.
- 00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:11,704 [ Scoffs ] The struts were a little--
- 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,873 Wow. Okay. The struts <i>were</i> a little off.
- 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:16,375 Picked up a few skills when I was inside.
- 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,376 The matrix?
- 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,711 Matrix prison.
- 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,004 Oh. Badass.
- 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:22,256 This is that death race on Vega Five, right?
- 00:06:22,257 --> 00:06:23,549 Space <i>and</i> land?
- 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,218 - Yeah, actually. - Toss me a beer.
- 00:06:25,219 --> 00:06:27,470 Think we should add a snorkel intake to the engine block.
- 00:06:27,471 --> 00:06:30,766 Damn, Morty. Maybe I should leave you in a matrix more often.
- 00:06:31,475 --> 00:06:32,600 Ohhhhhh!
- 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:34,060 Morty! What are you doing?!
- 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:36,354 - I'm getting Rick's attention! - Freeze!
- 00:06:36,355 --> 00:06:37,647 Fuck you! None of this is real!
- 00:06:37,648 --> 00:06:39,440 - Morty, run! - Hey! Thieves!
- 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:41,317 Never take what's not yours,
- 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:43,569 especially if it's a phone charger!
- 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,822 Rick, we're sorry we stole your phone charger!
- 00:06:45,823 --> 00:06:47,782 We learned our lesson! Now let us out!
- 00:06:47,783 --> 00:06:50,660 If that was gonna work, we would've been ejected by now!
- 00:06:50,661 --> 00:06:53,162 You have the right to remain plugged in!
- 00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:55,498 Any charger you steal can and will
- 00:06:55,499 --> 00:06:57,208 - be used against you. - Summer, help!
- 00:06:57,209 --> 00:07:00,253 Sorry, Morty! But one of us has to find a way out of here!
- 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:01,879 [Echoing] Summer!
- 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:08,219 {\an8}♪
- 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:11,180 [ Grunting and shouting ]
- 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:12,682 Aah!
- 00:07:12,683 --> 00:07:13,933 Ooh!
- 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:19,522 {\an8}♪
- 00:07:19,523 --> 00:07:21,274 [ Needle buzzing ]
- 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:28,030 {\an8}♪
- 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:29,365 [ Sighs ]
- 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:32,368 {\an8}♪
- 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:34,036 [ No dialogue ]
- 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:36,414 {\an8}♪
- 00:07:36,415 --> 00:07:38,416 [ Siren wails ]
- 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:44,505 {\an8}♪
- 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:46,215 [ No dialogue ]
- 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:55,100 {\an8}♪
- 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:58,519 C-CJ.
- 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,438 If you're remembering a bunch of stuff,
- 00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:02,064 you have to say it out loud.
- 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:05,067 I-- I just miss them.
- 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:06,944 Ehh. Y-You know what, pal?
- 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:09,488 I think that engine snorkel's a good idea.
- 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:10,781 Bottoms up.
- 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:12,074 [ Camera shutter clicks ]
- 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:14,035 Wow. You can really pull that look off.
- 00:08:14,036 --> 00:08:15,494 I could never go short.
- 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:16,871 It's called disruption.
- 00:08:16,872 --> 00:08:18,831 If you don't take risks, you don't grow.
- 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:21,834 Uh, for me, this is pretty bold.
- 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:24,713 I guess everyone has to start somewhere.
- 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:27,757 What do you think of this?
- 00:08:27,758 --> 00:08:30,259 I think there was a reason it was on the clearance rack.
- 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:32,720 I thought you wanted to feel more confident.
- 00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:35,264 Now, <i>this</i> says confidence.
- 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:37,433 It also says $3,000!
- 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:40,311 Who's gonna invest in you if you won't invest in yourself?
- 00:08:40,312 --> 00:08:42,855 My job is to invest in your college fund, Summer.
- 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:45,191 First of all, I already graduated charger cum laude
- 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:47,443 with a major in chargers and a minor in--
- 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:49,445 - Let me guess. - English Lit.
- 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:51,030 Beth, I can't make you 17 again,
- 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,782 but I can give this gift of knowledge:
- 00:08:52,783 --> 00:08:54,700 life <i>is</i> slipping away.
- 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:56,494 It's time to make some big changes
- 00:08:56,495 --> 00:08:59,038 or get comfortable with some big regrets.
- 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:01,958 So, are you gonna buy me this suit or what?
- 00:09:01,959 --> 00:09:04,543 - And steel plates. - Good stuff.
- 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:05,836 Oh! L-Look at that, Rick!
- 00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:07,421 They-- They got a sale on rebar!
- 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:10,383 Oh, hell yeah! Buy two rebar, get one freebar?!
- 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:12,969 Matrix Morty's got an eye for a deal!
- 00:09:12,970 --> 00:09:14,720 [ Crackling ]
- 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:16,889 I gotta hand it to you. T-This feels pretty good.
- 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,808 Good old American craftsmanship, Morty.
- 00:09:18,809 --> 00:09:20,518 Feels good to use your hands.
- 00:09:20,519 --> 00:09:22,812 - [ Engine starts ] - Oh-ho-ho-ho! Ho!
- 00:09:22,813 --> 00:09:26,857 She's purring like a-- like an oily little kitten!
- 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:28,651 Wow. You guys are...
- 00:09:28,652 --> 00:09:31,445 really spreading out onto the lawn, huh?
- 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:33,322 Summer: Ugh. Suburbia.
- 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:35,449 Dad, can I talk to you?
- 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:36,826 [Burps] Listen.
- 00:09:36,827 --> 00:09:38,494 If this is about the beers, Morty's cool.
- 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:39,829 He has like four Purple Hearts.
- 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:41,330 Five. Those and a nickel
- 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:42,540 will get you a cup of coffee.
- 00:09:42,541 --> 00:09:44,292 Ho-ho! Disillusioned Morty!
- 00:09:44,293 --> 00:09:46,002 Love this guy!
- 00:09:46,003 --> 00:09:47,169 Listen, Beth.
- 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:48,671 If ya wanna judge someone, call Jerry.
- 00:09:48,672 --> 00:09:50,256 I can't. My phone's dead.
- 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:53,175 I had to film turns of every outfit Summer tried on.
- 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:55,386 - You need a charger? Use mine. - [ Gasps ]
- 00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:56,637 Oh. Okay. You sure?
- 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:58,347 Ohh! Uh-h, yeah!
- 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:00,433 Y-Y-You're-- Y-Y-You're-- Y-Y-You're-- Y-Y-You're--
- 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:01,767 You're gonna give that back, right?!
- 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:04,687 'Cause I can't impress upon you how...
- 00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:06,105 [ Explosion ]
- 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:09,942 [ Gunfire ]
- 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,696 - [ Beeping ] - [ Screams ]
- 00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:17,616 [ Screaming ] Oh, God!
- 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,285 Oh, my God! 8-Ball!
- 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:23,205 [ Gasps ] No! No! CJ?! Chop Block??
- 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:24,958 Marmaduke?!
- 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:30,047 [ Screaming ]
- 00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:33,549 8-Ball. He-- He didn't make it.
- 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:36,135 - [ All gasp ] - We-- We saw you die, man!
- 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,053 [ Vomits ]
- 00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:39,555 I-I can't-- I-I can't die!
- 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,515 [ Sobbing ]
- 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:43,434 I-I got you, buddy. I got you.
- 00:10:43,435 --> 00:10:45,436 Morty: I can't. I can't die.
- 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:47,605 [ Screaming ]
- 00:10:47,606 --> 00:10:49,690 {\an8}♪
- 00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:51,734 [ Screaming ]
- 00:10:51,735 --> 00:10:54,236 [ Panting ]
- 00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:55,488 [ Grunts ]
- 00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:57,573 - [ Gun cocks ] - Huh?
- 00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,492 [ Gasps ]
- 00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:00,827 [ Grunts ]
- 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,747 [ Grunts ]
- 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:08,125 Just take whatever you want.
- 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:09,752 Nothing out here fucking matters.
- 00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:11,462 Wonder who he learned <i>that</i> from.
- 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,047 Probably someone too tamed
- 00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:15,716 by neo-liberal groupthink to buy a cool jacket.
- 00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,968 Dad, I think maybe you were right on this one.
- 00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:19,678 - [ Gasps ] - Rick: Beth, that's not how it works.
- 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,472 You gotta press it up against their head.
- 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:23,265 You just tried to mind-blow me?!
- 00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:24,350 [ Screams ]
- 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,560 Summer! Get back here!
- 00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:28,062 This is for your own good!
- 00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:29,772 No, it's for <i>your</i> own good.
- 00:11:29,773 --> 00:11:32,066 I thought you were my friend, bitch!
- 00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:34,110 My friends don't talk to me like that.
- 00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:35,569 Because you don't have any!
- 00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:36,779 Hey!
- 00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:38,114 - [ Grunts ] - [ Alarm blaring ]
- 00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:39,949 All I want is to live my best life!
- 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:42,618 - You're too scared to even try! - [ Engine starts ]
- 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:44,495 Did you just hotwire that car?
- 00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:45,788 Yes.
- 00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:47,540 - Summer!! - Later, Boomer!
- 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:49,667 - [ Tires squeal ] - [ Horn blares ]
- 00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:51,794 Damn. That got out of hand fast.
- 00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:53,087 Welp, I told her it would.
- 00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:54,964 Smart man. Here. Check this out.
- 00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:56,424 Me and CJ came up with it
- 00:11:56,425 --> 00:11:58,342 during the siege of the Three Pronged Mountains.
- 00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:01,470 We were holed up with nothing but these old Nokia 3.5's.
- 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:03,639 Had to use a little something we called the reg-rahc.
- 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:04,890 Try her out.
- 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,058 "Charger" spelled backwards.
- 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,685 Cute. What's it do?
- 00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:09,396 - [ Zap ] - [ Grunts ]
- 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,690 Pulls the charge right out a man's heart.
- 00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:15,110 Thanks for the ride, Rick. [ Smooches ]
- 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:19,113 Also, I didn't know Summer was gonna hijack a vehicle, too.
- 00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:22,158 I've been planning this a lot longer than her.
- 00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:23,325 Anyway...
- 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:24,911 [ Engine starts ]
- 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,998 - [ Tires screech ] - [ Horn blares ]
- 00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:30,208 Cool tank!
- 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,378 [ Groaning ]
- 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:37,381 - No! No, no, no, no, no! - Something the matter, sir?
- 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:40,050 - You wouldn't be putting people in matrixes, would you? - What?
- 00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:42,845 'Cause that's something you should never do.
- 00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:44,221 [ Screams ]
- 00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:46,390 Seriously, Morty?! You're that uncreative?!
- 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:47,683 Who's Morty?
- 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:48,976 Is that someone you put in a matrix?
- 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:50,311 - [ Grunts ] - Yes!
- 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:52,021 Owww. Oh...
- 00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:55,024 {\an8}The seemingly unstoppable and pretty cool-looking vehicle
- 00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:56,817 {\an8}is now heading towards a power plant
- 00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,360 {\an8}at the center of Power Plant Valley,
- 00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,863 {\an8}the well-known nexus of America's power grid.
- 00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:02,323 {\an8}[ Bullets clanging ]
- 00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:04,742 {\an8}Why create this unstoppable death machine?
- 00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:07,244 {\an8}Its driver, 14-year-old Morty Smith,
- 00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:08,329 {\an8}has this to say.
- 00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:10,122 {\an8}Morty: <i>Come into a wolf's house</i>
- 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,790 {\an8}<i>and piss in its bed, you're gonna get bit!</i>
- 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,167 <i>T-That's just the nature of the wolf!</i>
- 00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:15,669 That's just the nature of the wolf!
- 00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:16,712 [ Engine revs ]
- 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,881 [ Serene music playing ]
- 00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:20,716 How's the neti pot coming, Summer?
- 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:24,470 So good. I feel grounded, free of toxins.
- 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,056 [ Bell jingles ]
- 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,099 Go away. I need my space.
- 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:32,186 I can't believe how fast you got established in Santa Fe.
- 00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:34,438 The wellness industry picked me up at the city limits.
- 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,398 They place all lost middle-aged women
- 00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:40,027 in a residential pottery studio with meditation elements.
- 00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:42,738 I'm looking to be in connection with the mountains?
- 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,615 Get the cacao. And the harmonium.
- 00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:45,991 Honey, you shouldn't have to be
- 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,785 a lost middle-aged woman yet.
- 00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:49,370 Take it from me. It sucks.
- 00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:52,665 And the joy of being 17 is not knowing anything,
- 00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:55,209 including how hard it's gonna get.
- 00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:58,087 Yeah. I guess I'm sorry for what I said.
- 00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:00,089 I just don't know how to be your friend.
- 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:02,716 You don't have to be. You're my daughter.
- 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:05,094 [ Serene music playing ]
- 00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:07,263 Wow. I hate that I'm saying this,
- 00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:09,640 but the energy here feels amazing.
- 00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:10,975 That's called community.
- 00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:12,142 And if we had more of it in this world,
- 00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:13,561 and less factory-farmed beef,
- 00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:15,854 our little boys wouldn't be driving tanks
- 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,356 into nuclear power plants!
- 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,692 That sounds too specific to be a metaphor.
- 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:22,069 {\an8}Morty: <i>What will you do when there's no power in the walls?!</i>
- 00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:23,571 {\an8}<i>What will you charge then?!</i>
- 00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:24,863 See? Beef brain.
- 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,657 Oh, God. I have to stop him.
- 00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:28,450 - You know how? - I'm a tech CEO!
- 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:31,120 So even if I don't, I'll pretend I do.
- 00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:33,289 Mom. Hold my calls.
- 00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:37,543 "Mom." Hmm. I like the sound of that.
- 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,295 I'll just need a credit card.
- 00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:41,463 [British accent] Please, sir. Not in the matrix.
- 00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,757 You shouldn't put people in matrixes.
- 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,385 Uh-huh.
- 00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:51,266 [ Crackling ]
- 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:55,228 - [ Sour notes play ] - What the-- Oh.
- 00:14:57,814 --> 00:15:00,482 [ Energy humming ]
- 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:04,279 Matrix my ass! Wubbalubba dub dub!
- 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:09,658 [ Screams ]
- 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:12,369 [ Coughing ]
- 00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:13,495 [ Groans ]
- 00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:15,248 [ Gagging ]
- 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,419 This better be death race-related.
- 00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:24,924 [ Bullets clanging ]
- 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:35,517 {\an8}♪
- 00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,686 - CJ! - H-Huh? Hey!
- 00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,689 [ Morty screams ]
- 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,734 [ Groaning ]
- 00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:45,527 [ Panting ]
- 00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,571 CJ! CJ!
- 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:48,864 [ Gasps ]
- 00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,240 Ohh!
- 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:53,369 [Weakly] She's beautiful. Isn't she?
- 00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,745 Morty.
- 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,538 I never had a brother.
- 00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:58,707 U-Until y-you.
- 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,627 - [ Exhales heavily ] - [ Gasps ]
- 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,299 [ Whirring ]
- 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,969 [ Grunting ]
- 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,055 Death to Chargeria!
- 00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:15,642 [ Both grunting ]
- 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:19,979 [ Gasps ]
- 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,523 [ Static crackles ]
- 00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:25,317 We got him. Osama Been Chargin is dead.
- 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,152 Summer: <i>Full hearts, full charge.</i>
- 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:30,864 Full hearts, full charge.
- 00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:32,408 She's coming down!
- 00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:33,701 [ All scream ]
- 00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:35,869 Sweet Christ! Power Plant Valley is breached!
- 00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,664 I repeat, breached!
- 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,000 He's getting too close!
- 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,460 If he reaches the central power plant,
- 00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:44,962 it'll trigger a chain reaction
- 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:46,547 that renders North America uninhabitable,
- 00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:49,091 but also takes out all cellphones!
- 00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:50,592 Fear not, Guard #2.
- 00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:52,761 The moat was installed for this exact scenario.
- 00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:57,266 There's not a tank on earth that can cross that water.
- 00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,518 {\an8}Oh, shit! It's got a snorkel!
- 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,562 Dear God. Run!
- 00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:03,939 [ Guards scream ]
- 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:09,319 {\an8}♪
- 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,030 Morty!
- 00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:14,032 None of this will bring CJ back!
- 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,326 <i>Keep his name out of your mouth!</i>
- 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:17,286 Whose name?
- 00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:19,288 Christopher James Motorola,
- 00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:21,623 Chargeant First Class?!
- 00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:24,252 [ Engine idling ]
- 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,089 What do you know about CJ?!
- 00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:30,424 This is all my fault, Morty.
- 00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:32,092 You were the only real thing in there,
- 00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:33,677 but I didn't treat you like you mattered.
- 00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:35,471 You couldn't have known what would happen in that war.
- 00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:38,640 But I did know, Morty. I did know.
- 00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:41,185 Once I understood the rules of the matrix,
- 00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:42,936 taking power was easy.
- 00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:45,063 But making power wasn't.
- 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,775 There was only one way to make the charging science work--
- 00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:51,070 all the lithium we could get our hands on.
- 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,155 We got it.
- 00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:55,407 We can fix it, right?! We can fix it?!
- 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:58,077 No one can know about this.
- 00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:01,330 [ Explosion ]
- 00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:03,665 Summer: It was a brutal war, but I knew we'd win it.
- 00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,000 Because we had you.
- 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:07,127 An ex-con with no future,
- 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,421 no family, no way to die.
- 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,007 Morty, I never had a brother.
- 00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:13,801 <i>U-Until y-you.</i>
- 00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:15,803 Summer: You could have had a different life.
- 00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,179 I could have given it to you.
- 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:19,348 [ Screaming ]
- 00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:20,682 - [ Static crackles ] - We got him.
- 00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:22,309 <i>Osama Been Chargin is dead.</i>
- 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:25,020 Thank you soldier. Full hearts, full charge.
- 00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:27,064 We're lithium rich!
- 00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:28,690 Summer: You were my greatest asset.
- 00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:31,193 - [ Sighs ] - And my darkest shame.
- 00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:32,486 I also had your phones bugged,
- 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:34,071 a tracking chip put in your spine,
- 00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:35,364 and all those birds you liked to feed
- 00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:36,406 were spy cameras built by the government.
- 00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:37,574 My finches?!
- 00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:38,992 I know you lost a brother in there.
- 00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:40,494 Don't make me lose <i>you.</i>
- 00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:42,830 It's like the pain is all I have left of him!
- 00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:44,248 But-- But he's gone!
- 00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:46,291 He never existed in the first place!
- 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,585 Don't say that! Without you and your friends,
- 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:50,504 we never would have escaped the matrix.
- 00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:52,798 Rick, he-- he would have woken up and let us out!
- 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,424 On whose terms?!
- 00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:55,926 He would've wiped us clean before our eyes were open.
- 00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:57,886 And then they'd really be gone, all of them.
- 00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:00,806 CJ, Chop Block...
- 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,850 Marmaduke, um...
- 00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:04,059 8-Ball! Jesus!
- 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:07,145 I-- I-- I'm sorry, Morty.
- 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,856 You get to decide now.
- 00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:10,607 What do <i>you</i> want to do?
- 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:12,192 I wanna go home.
- 00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:14,696 Yeah. Let's go home.
- 00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:19,032 It's okay! I-- I'm alright now!
- 00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:20,784 It's not <i>you</i> we were worried about!
- 00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:22,995 Yeah, this is exactly why you shouldn't steal
- 00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:24,955 your grandpa's inventions!
- 00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:26,707 What?
- 00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:30,794 He said never steal your grandpa's inventions!
- 00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:32,129 - No... - Mother fucker.
- 00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:33,422 Matrix piece of shit!
- 00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:35,048 Fucking fake lesson-teaching bastard!
- 00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,925 {\an8}Man: [ Grunting ] Stop!
- 00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,427 Whoa! Easy, guys! Christ!
- 00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:40,846 You're not in a matrix! You're <i>not</i> in a matrix!
- 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,264 Rick? What the fuck?!
- 00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:43,932 This NPC was trying to teach us a lesson!
- 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,350 {\an8}I was just saying
- 00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,394 {\an8}not to steal such dangerous technology.
- 00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:49,563 Your grandpa's obviously a genius.
- 00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:51,315 - Both: See?! - That's an actual guy,
- 00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:53,692 making several obvious and valid statements.
- 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,944 - Beer later? - I think my nose is broken.
- 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,404 [ Cracking ]
- 00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:58,948 [ Metal groaning ]
- 00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:02,451 Rick and Summer: Aw, come on!
- 00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:04,870 Chernobyl! We're Chernobyl-ing!
- 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:08,457 {\an8}♪
- 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:09,750 Rick! Are you gonna--
- 00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:12,044 - Yes. - [ Rattling ]
- 00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:13,795 - Ew! - What the hell?!
- 00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:15,130 It's anti-radiation gel.
- 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:16,924 Your tits and bits will thank me later.
- 00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:18,050 - Ew! - What the hell?!
- 00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:26,266 {\an8}♪
- 00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:28,727 So... nuclear reactor, huh?
- 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:29,770 I had PTSD!
- 00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:31,271 Thank you for your service.
- 00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:33,982 Oh! Oh, my God! You saved us from the--
- 00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:36,443 The worst meltdown in American history? Yeah.
- 00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:38,612 I'm gonna leave this with you. Sign here.
- 00:20:38,613 --> 00:20:42,282 Tip? Uh, I don't see an option lower than 20%.
- 00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,327 There isn't one.
- 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,789 Ooh! Ahh...
- 00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:50,832 Might wanna keep that gel on for a little while.
- 00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:54,337 Alright. Is there anything <i>else</i> we need to do?
- 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:58,340 - [ Needle buzzing ] - Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, owwww!
- 00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:00,133 I'm gonna remember him.
- 00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:01,218 But I'm gonna miss <i>you.</i>
- 00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:02,803 You won't have to.
- 00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:04,846 I have a feeling things are gonna be different now.
- 00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:06,014 Ready to be kids again?
- 00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:07,099 More than you know.
- 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,141 Y-Yeah.
- 00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:09,726 [ Zapping ]
- 00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:10,978 [ Both grunt ]
- 00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:13,230 {\an8}[ Morty groaning ]
- 00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:14,731 {\an8}What'd you do to us?!
- 00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,358 {\an8}What the fuck is on my arm, Rick?!
- 00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:17,526 Beats me. You asked for it.
- 00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:19,403 - What?! Why?! - Whatever.
- 00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:21,363 I'm meeting friends to throw shopping carts into the quarry.
- 00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:24,366 Aw, geez. Oh, no, Rick! Y-You gotta get this off of me!
- 00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:25,867 Ugh! It makes me uncomfortable!
- 00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:28,705 No can do, pal. Made a promise to an old friend.
- 00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,291 [ Beep ]
- 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:35,920 [ Beep ]
- 00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:38,171 What the hell?
- 00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:39,715 <i>Hi, Summer.</i>
- 00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:41,258 <i>You probably won't remember making this,</i>
- 00:21:41,259 --> 00:21:42,843 <i>but I just wanted to say...</i>
- 00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:45,721 <i>I love you and you should love yourself.</i>
- 00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:47,931 <i>The first thing your peers will try to take from you</i>
- 00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:49,725 <i>is your adult empathy.</i>
- 00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:51,727 <i>It's your greatest gift and the one thing that they--</i>
- 00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:53,979 Ugh. Send a text.
- 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,564 [ <i>Line ringing</i> ]
- 00:21:55,565 --> 00:21:59,901 Yo, Tricia! What are we huffing tonight, biiiiitch?!
- 00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:30,516 {\an8}♪
- 00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:33,268 [ Serene music playing ]
- 00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:34,770 [ Sniffs ] Unh!
- 00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:36,521 Can I...help you?
- 00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:38,940 Beth, it's time to come clean.
- 00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:40,942 We "lost women"
- 00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:43,278 feast on the young to stay middle-aged.
- 00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:45,447 So, you're... vampires?
- 00:22:45,448 --> 00:22:47,074 Why not feed 'til you're young?
- 00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:50,035 'Cause not everyone has your fucked-up values, Beth!
- 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:54,164 And it's unfortunately drink or be drank!
- 00:22:54,165 --> 00:22:57,125 Oh, come on! I thought that was "Wine Mom" talk!
- 00:22:57,126 --> 00:22:59,587 [ Snarling and grunting ]
- 00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:04,133 {\an8}- [ Sizzling ] - [ Screaming ]
- 00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:06,718 [ Women hissing ]
- 00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:08,720 The sun turns you to dust, and you picked Santa Fe?
- 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:10,681 [ Scoffs ] That's on you.
- 00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:13,684 <i>Did you get any of that?</i>