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Рик, Морт, Злой
The Rick, The Mort & The Ugly
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На планете Дикого Запада, населенной клонами Рика и Морти, один из клонов Рика живет как фермер-фермер. Пока Рик-фермер получает припасы от клона Морти, управляющего игровым залом, город подвергается нападению банды других клонов Рика, которые похищают всех клонов Морти, поджигают город и расстреливают Рика-фермера. Клонов Морти приводят к более толстому клону Рика, известному как «Босс Хогг Рик», который намеревается использовать клонов Морти для создания новой Цитадели. Рик-фермер выживает и отправляется мстить вместе с Морти-фермером и его другом Доком Морти. Пока Рик-поселенец и Аркадный Морти выслеживают и убивают клонов-рейдеров Рика, Док Морти погибает, и их обоих захватывает Босс Хогг Рик, который раскрывает, что Рик-поселенец на самом деле не клон, а настоящий Рик, отвечавший за создание клонов Рика и Морти для Цитадели. Рик-поселенец остаётся и жертвует собой, чтобы убить Босса Хогга Рика, в то время как Аркадный Морти освобождает остальных клонов Морти и высаживает их на других планетах по их выбору. Аркадный Морти возвращается в дом Рика-поселенца, чтобы похоронить его и Дока Морти.
- 00:00:31,790 --> 00:00:35,906 РИК И МОРТИ
- 00:00:42,590 --> 00:00:43,700 Спокойно, Морти.
- 00:00:43,740 --> 00:00:45,670 Уже почти все обломки Цитадели собрал.
- 00:00:45,710 --> 00:00:46,630 Я спокоен.
- 00:00:46,650 --> 00:00:49,530 Ты как-то пассивно-агрессивно крутишь свой спиннер.
- 00:00:49,590 --> 00:00:50,880 Я спокоен, но мне скучно.
- 00:00:50,980 --> 00:00:54,420 Ты с этой хренью лет на миллион опоздал. Её же египтяне изобрели?
- 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:57,010 Мода циклична, детка. Это ретро.
- 00:00:58,380 --> 00:00:59,180 Ну капец.
- 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:01,520 Блин. Держись, нам нужно где-то сесть.
- 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:06,440 Ого, тут даже люди живут?
- 00:01:06,460 --> 00:01:07,570 Это беженцы?
- 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:09,500 Это клоны. Биомусор.
- 00:01:09,540 --> 00:01:12,978 Я думал, что всех засосало в свои реальности.
- 00:01:13,170 --> 00:01:14,430 Так ведь и было, да?
- 00:01:14,450 --> 00:01:15,160 Ну да.
- 00:01:15,220 --> 00:01:19,771 В Цитадели производили запасные тела. Перезагрузка портала всех их вернула обратно.
- 00:01:19,820 --> 00:01:20,540 Ой.
- 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:25,080 Лучше здесь не останавливаться. Эта часть города Морти, если ты меня понимаешь.
- 00:01:25,100 --> 00:01:26,600 Приземлимся вон там.
- 00:01:30,250 --> 00:01:33,060 Ладно, Морти, бери герметик. Сделаю всё быстро.
- 00:01:34,180 --> 00:01:36,080 Блин, крутая кукуруза.
- 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:39,060 - Спасибо. - Ого. Так, лады.
- 00:01:39,450 --> 00:01:42,920 Давай-ка полегче, старина. Я слышал про таких одиночек, Морти.
- 00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:44,640 Что вы забыли на моей земле?
- 00:01:44,700 --> 00:01:46,740 Хотим свалить отсюда поскорее.
- 00:01:46,820 --> 00:01:47,880 Давайте скорее.
- 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:50,636 Боже. Я этим и занимался, когда ты пушку достал.
- 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,400 Видал? Всё.
- 00:01:55,260 --> 00:01:57,600 - Деревенщина грёбаная. - Что с ним такое?
- 00:01:57,660 --> 00:02:00,630 Морти, последнее, чего бы мне хотелось — это знать, что с ним.
- 00:02:59,890 --> 00:03:02,541 АРКАДА
- 00:03:06,290 --> 00:03:07,390 Мы закрыты.
- 00:03:07,410 --> 00:03:08,730 А ну вали на фиг отсюда.
- 00:03:08,900 --> 00:03:11,040 Прости, что он каждый раз так говорит.
- 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,740 Виджеты, гаджеты, удобрения.
- 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:20,660 Эй, док, нам удалось откопать ещё процессоров?
- 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:21,880 Да, они здесь.
- 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:24,490 Только лежат на самой высокой полке.
- 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,980 До которой я… дотянусь.
- 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:32,200 Ну давай.
- 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:36,630 - Такие вот Морти. - Вы хуже всех.
- 00:03:42,950 --> 00:03:45,010 - Рики! - Иди сюда!
- 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:47,850 - Есть один! - Это же джекпот, пацаны!
- 00:03:47,870 --> 00:03:50,080 Пора пополнить запасы!
- 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:51,000 Попался.
- 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,230 И ты попался. Точняк.
- 00:03:58,220 --> 00:04:00,120 Босс, глянь, что у нас там.
- 00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:04,102 Так ты типа один из нас?
- 00:04:04,490 --> 00:04:06,063 У нас был Рик в комбинезоне?
- 00:04:06,140 --> 00:04:07,870 Я просто пришёл за барахлом.
- 00:04:08,060 --> 00:04:10,370 Стой. Ты где-то здесь живёшь?
- 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:12,330 Знакомиться не обязательно.
- 00:04:12,980 --> 00:04:14,560 Это уж точно, придурок.
- 00:04:16,180 --> 00:04:18,460 - Да! - У нас нет кодекса!
- 00:04:20,740 --> 00:04:21,720 Да!
- 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:24,760 Спалите тут всё, пацаны.
- 00:04:45,380 --> 00:04:46,395 РАСШИФРОВКА
- 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:49,380 Уже разгадал генный шифр? Босс начал волноваться.
- 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:50,750 Сейчас всё будет.
- 00:04:54,540 --> 00:04:56,900 Нет! Боже мой! Боже мой!
- 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:01,260 Ой, да чтоб тебя!
- 00:05:04,700 --> 00:05:05,760 Хороший улов.
- 00:05:05,820 --> 00:05:08,370 Корабль провонял пердежом Морти. Где бабки?
- 00:05:08,390 --> 00:05:10,335 Одджоб-Рик, отведи его наверх.
- 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:22,200 Любишь футбол?
- 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:23,890 Что?
- 00:05:24,260 --> 00:05:26,840 Да просто болтаю. Ехать-то долго.
- 00:05:39,870 --> 00:05:41,074 Да!
- 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:43,380 Да!
- 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:47,180 Ну что ж.
- 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:51,980 Мои ребятки доложили, что ты сорвал крупненький куш.
- 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:55,180 Одджоб, займись своей обычной работой.
- 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:00,690 Я поговорю, пока ждём.
- 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:04,740 Никогда не думал, почему я южный железнодорожный барон с лишним весом?
- 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:06,700 Видишь ли, меня клонировали,
- 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:09,700 чтобы сделать талисманом сети ресторанов c гамбо.
- 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,950 Запихивай за обе щеки!
- 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:15,560 Но Хижина гамбо большого Рика — теперь мусор.
- 00:06:15,900 --> 00:06:18,420 Вся Цитадель превратилась в мусор.
- 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:21,990 А на мусорной куче всем плевать на иерархию.
- 00:06:22,170 --> 00:06:23,380 Ну прямо утопия.
- 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:26,970 Так и будет, когда найдём подходящих Морти.
- 00:06:26,990 --> 00:06:30,340 Мы все станем тут королями, мистер торговец людьми.
- 00:06:30,780 --> 00:06:31,970 Удачи с этим.
- 00:06:31,990 --> 00:06:35,060 Не трать всё сразу на прыжок в одно место!
- 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:37,755 Грязные дегенераты.
- 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:40,008 Никакого акцента.
- 00:06:53,970 --> 00:06:55,410 Твою мать.
- 00:07:16,710 --> 00:07:17,800 Сука!
- 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,883 КАКОЙ МУЖИК СЛУШАЕТ ТОРИ ЭЙМОС?
- 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:23,051 Чёрт!
- 00:07:23,900 --> 00:07:25,240 ВОТ ТЕБЕ ЕЩЁ ДЕРЬМЕЦА, ВАНИЛЬКА
- 00:07:25,260 --> 00:07:27,060 Капец!
- 00:08:00,460 --> 00:08:01,560 Что за фигня?!
- 00:08:01,580 --> 00:08:04,720 Это всё он придумал! Не трогай нас, я не настоящий доктор.
- 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:06,760 Вы что тут забыли? Пошли на фиг из тачки.
- 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:08,200 Мы летим спасать друзей.
- 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:09,799 А я никого не лечу спасать.
- 00:08:09,810 --> 00:08:12,860 Я лечу замочить уродов, которые спёрли моё барахло.
- 00:08:12,940 --> 00:08:15,500 Да, всё правильно. Это те же ребята.
- 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:17,280 Они и друзей наших украли.
- 00:08:17,340 --> 00:08:19,357 Выкинь нас в космос или рули дальше.
- 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:21,120 Сраные Морти.
- 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:23,960 Ты сам собрал грузовик с задним сидением.
- 00:08:24,195 --> 00:08:25,480 Если сдохнешь — сдохнешь.
- 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:28,520 Ха-ха, ух ты.
- 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:32,180 Снова пускаемся в приключения с… вместе с Риком.
- 00:08:32,380 --> 00:08:35,140 Закрой глаза — и будто ничего не поменялось.
- 00:08:35,180 --> 00:08:36,517 Перемены — это хорошо.
- 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:38,140 У нас был свой город, чувак.
- 00:08:38,260 --> 00:08:39,320 Мы были свободны.
- 00:08:39,450 --> 00:08:43,920 А знаешь, мой Рик был не так уж плох. Он водил нас с Саммер в парк.
- 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:44,633 Не водил.
- 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:48,940 У меня есть такое же воспоминание, оно ложное. «Водил нас с Саммер в парк».
- 00:08:52,140 --> 00:08:53,058 ПИВОВАРНЯ
- 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:54,200 Новая Цитадель?
- 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:56,990 У вас, Риков, с новыми идеями туговато, да?
- 00:08:57,660 --> 00:08:59,142 Вот сейчас кто бы говорил.
- 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:00,240 Клёвая стрижка.
- 00:09:00,380 --> 00:09:02,840 - Не путайся под ногами. - Сам не путайся.
- 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:10,116 Ух ты, скоро хватит на прыжок.
- 00:09:10,220 --> 00:09:13,536 Отправлюсь в реальность, где ни у кого на лице волосы не растут.
- 00:09:13,610 --> 00:09:14,510 На землю слепых…
- 00:09:14,530 --> 00:09:17,580 А я прыгну в реальность, где расизм — это круто.
- 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,900 Дебилы. Надо думать не только об одном прыжке.
- 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,800 Да ну? И какой же у тебя план?
- 00:09:21,860 --> 00:09:23,480 Сперва дать в рот твоей мамке.
- 00:09:26,540 --> 00:09:28,360 У меня даже мамы нет.
- 00:09:37,140 --> 00:09:39,440 Ну давай. Мне нужна шестёрка.
- 00:09:39,460 --> 00:09:40,939 Да!
- 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:44,640 Капец! Это не шестёрка!
- 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:54,460 - Где твой босс? - У тебя в жопе и за углом.
- 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:57,100 Там же окажется этот ствол, если не ответишь.
- 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:59,480 У тебя в жопе? Или у меня в жопе?
- 00:09:59,540 --> 00:10:01,880 - Верни моих друзей! - Боже, чувак!
- 00:10:03,910 --> 00:10:04,920 Всё, всё!
- 00:10:05,780 --> 00:10:08,230 - Говори, где они? - С его барахлом!
- 00:10:08,250 --> 00:10:11,300 Они в центре в новой Цитадели! На помощь!
- 00:10:11,940 --> 00:10:13,780 Обмортившийся сукин сын!
- 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:27,830 Отвали от меня, говнюк!
- 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:28,987 Док!
- 00:10:33,940 --> 00:10:35,640 Мы тебя просто подстрелили.
- 00:10:35,660 --> 00:10:37,380 В этом нет ничего личного.
- 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:41,180 Если мы тут сдохнем,
- 00:10:41,540 --> 00:10:43,260 ты всегда был хорошим клиентом.
- 00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:46,460 Да, а ты всегда ровно давал сдачу.
- 00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:48,100 Готов?
- 00:10:54,380 --> 00:10:55,263 Чёрт.
- 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:01,500 Мне конец, аркадный Морти.
- 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:03,450 Я умираю.
- 00:11:04,020 --> 00:11:05,580 Всё будет хорошо.
- 00:11:05,980 --> 00:11:08,330 Я знаю одного доктора.
- 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:11,000 Ой, ха.
- 00:11:12,230 --> 00:11:15,010 Надеюсь, я истеку кровью раньше, чем сгорю.
- 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:20,640 Диплома у меня нет, но я много читал и понимаю, где нормальная смерть, а где ужасная.
- 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:24,250 Пламя ближе не подбирается.
- 00:11:24,490 --> 00:11:27,900 Судя по всему, я определённо истеку кровью.
- 00:11:28,420 --> 00:11:29,220 Фух.
- 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:32,820 Прощай, друг.
- 00:11:33,020 --> 00:11:35,420 Отправляйся в медколледж на небесах.
- 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:38,110 Эй! Эй!
- 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,660 Извини, это они так надо мной издеваются.
- 00:11:42,740 --> 00:11:43,880 За копыта шеймят.
- 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:48,130 Не хотелось бы тыкать тебя иголкой, но я в целом согласен с тем, что они тут делают.
- 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:52,170 Аркадный Морти?
- 00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:00,995 Ричард Санчес…
- 00:12:01,090 --> 00:12:02,812 Когда мои подельники сообщили,
- 00:12:02,830 --> 00:12:05,595 что у мелкого Морти-городишки завёлся ручной Рик
- 00:12:05,610 --> 00:12:09,100 с фермой, полной барахла для клонирования, я заинтересовался.
- 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:10,360 Для клонирования?
- 00:12:10,420 --> 00:12:15,340 Видите ли, господа, на самом деле перед нами принц, маскирующийся под нищего.
- 00:12:15,940 --> 00:12:20,000 Этот сладенький деревенщина не просто не клон,
- 00:12:20,060 --> 00:12:24,040 он бывший глава центра репликации Морти из Цитадели.
- 00:12:24,470 --> 00:12:26,490 Учёный по клонированию Морти?
- 00:12:26,510 --> 00:12:29,020 Лучший учёный по клонированию Морти.
- 00:12:29,100 --> 00:12:32,780 И, судя по этим парнишкам, у него ещё есть порох в пороховницах.
- 00:12:32,940 --> 00:12:34,700 Ричард, Ричард.
- 00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:37,060 А я думал, что я люблю свою работу.
- 00:12:37,140 --> 00:12:38,760 Да это же полный капец!
- 00:12:38,820 --> 00:12:40,720 Тащите шипучку, парни.
- 00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:43,480 Моя Цитадель расцветёт.
- 00:12:43,550 --> 00:12:45,810 Запихивайте за обе щеки!
- 00:12:45,810 --> 00:12:48,380 - Картошка у них была топ. - Ты там бывал?
- 00:12:50,790 --> 00:12:52,610 Значит, ты даже не клон?
- 00:12:52,770 --> 00:12:55,130 Ну и какого фига ты здесь торчал?
- 00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:56,990 Больше мне нигде нет места.
- 00:12:57,130 --> 00:12:59,785 Ты не хочешь быть злобным чуваком из Цитадели,
- 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:02,970 поэтому жил с кучкой клонированных Морти на астероиде?
- 00:13:03,090 --> 00:13:06,470 - Ого, ты прям не такой, как они. - Я не говорил, что хороший.
- 00:13:06,550 --> 00:13:08,210 Я тебя ненавижу!
- 00:13:08,350 --> 00:13:12,610 Ну что ты, нельзя же так разговаривать с папой.
- 00:13:13,110 --> 00:13:14,350 Надо вот так.
- 00:13:14,530 --> 00:13:16,470 Неклонированный кусок дерьма.
- 00:13:16,710 --> 00:13:19,890 Но нам ни к чему вести себя друг с другом так грубо.
- 00:13:20,210 --> 00:13:23,430 Я хочу предложить тебе твою прежнюю должность.
- 00:13:23,530 --> 00:13:25,650 Я согласен. Опускай рубильник.
- 00:13:29,390 --> 00:13:31,090 - Не нужно! - Заткнись.
- 00:13:31,130 --> 00:13:33,399 Малой прав. Я не лучше любого из вас.
- 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:35,330 Просто я это в себе ненавижу.
- 00:13:35,390 --> 00:13:36,440 РАЗБЛОКИРОВАНО
- 00:13:37,370 --> 00:13:38,153 КЛОНИРОВАТЬ
- 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:41,730 Вы видали? Я же говорил, что он нам пригодится.
- 00:13:41,870 --> 00:13:45,190 Ну хватит, думаю, он уже достаточно большой.
- 00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:53,970 - Морти! Вытащи нас отсюда! - Уже иду!
- 00:14:00,630 --> 00:14:01,860 Морти, за мной!
- 00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:08,630 Убить этого гадкого выродка!
- 00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:17,030 Так в глубине души ты реально любишь Морти?
- 00:14:17,050 --> 00:14:17,970 Не особо.
- 00:14:18,070 --> 00:14:21,850 Я просто умею вас производить. Гляди, каким ты получился.
- 00:14:21,970 --> 00:14:23,710 Твоей заслуги тут нет.
- 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:30,350 Стой, Рик. Что ты делаешь?
- 00:14:30,450 --> 00:14:31,930 Не присваиваю себе заслуги.
- 00:14:32,010 --> 00:14:34,410 Летите за настоящими воспоминаниями.
- 00:14:34,450 --> 00:14:35,390 Рик!
- 00:15:22,810 --> 00:15:24,570 Ой, ну давай же, быстрее.
- 00:15:42,310 --> 00:15:47,830 Что ж, ты сейчас довольно дорого заплатил, чтобы подняться на пару этажей.
- 00:15:47,930 --> 00:15:50,320 В мои планы никогда не входил лишь один прыжок.
- 00:15:50,430 --> 00:15:53,210 - Вот это вообще ни к чему. - Завязывай с акцентом.
- 00:15:53,690 --> 00:15:55,260 Да как скажешь, чел.
- 00:15:55,510 --> 00:15:57,220 Ты вот так разговариваешь?
- 00:15:57,770 --> 00:15:58,610 Да чёрт!
- 00:15:58,630 --> 00:15:59,930 Пушка в столе?
- 00:16:00,410 --> 00:16:03,400 Изысканное оружиё.
- 00:17:05,010 --> 00:17:07,880 Да ты прямо как шишка на седле под задницей.
- 00:17:08,290 --> 00:17:11,150 - А ты смешон. - Я такой, каким захочу быть.
- 00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:13,770 В этом заключается свобода клона.
- 00:17:13,970 --> 00:17:17,690 Но тебе не понять. Тебя произвели при помощи секса.
- 00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:20,970 Из всех этих потных отростков и сосочных выпуклостей.
- 00:17:21,070 --> 00:17:22,610 Ты мне отвратителен.
- 00:17:23,830 --> 00:17:27,930 Всё кончено, мужик. Твои мечты сейчас превратятся в гамбо.
- 00:17:28,350 --> 00:17:30,850 Запихивай за обе щеки.
- 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,090 Ты знаешь меня?
- 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,590 Ты мой отец?
- 00:17:36,470 --> 00:17:37,410 Нет, нет.
- 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:40,810 Ты просто ошибочно считаешь, что всё создаётся одним автором.
- 00:17:40,870 --> 00:17:44,290 Но любой крупный проект создаётся в сотрудничестве,
- 00:17:44,670 --> 00:17:46,080 что-то надо делегировать.
- 00:17:46,450 --> 00:17:48,880 Я просто делал пометки.
- 00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:51,290 Я не желаю всё это слушать!
- 00:17:51,390 --> 00:17:54,130 Хорошие новости: это и не нужно.
- 00:17:54,350 --> 00:17:56,340 Оревуар, сынок.
- 00:17:56,590 --> 00:17:58,830 Ах ты подлец!
- 00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:16,160 Может, он там всё-таки выжил?
- 00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:19,498 И что мы будем делать?
- 00:18:19,570 --> 00:18:20,490 Полетим домой?
- 00:18:20,570 --> 00:18:23,370 Мы сами решаем, где дом. Для каждого из нас.
- 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,790 - Он это о чём? - Что?
- 00:18:24,810 --> 00:18:27,710 Старик хотел, чтобы мы создавали свои воспоминания.
- 00:18:27,810 --> 00:18:31,460 Никаких городов Морти или Цитаделей, хватит грудиться вместе.
- 00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:33,310 Пора повзрослеть.
- 00:19:01,470 --> 00:19:03,150 Сдавайте и на меня.
- 00:19:28,270 --> 00:19:31,340 РИК 19??–20??
- 00:19:35,210 --> 00:19:37,840 ДОК НАСТОЯЩИЙ ДОКТОР
- 00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,418 Эй, малой, твой…
- 00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:46,950 Твой Рик на месте?
- 00:19:46,970 --> 00:19:49,630 Кажись, мой Морти тут свой спиннер обронил.
- 00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,730 Говорю же, я уже везде искал.
- 00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:54,350 Морти, богом клянусь, если он между сидений…
- 00:19:54,430 --> 00:19:56,090 Я смотрел между сидений!
- 00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:59,770 Офигеть, Морти. Зацени.
- 00:19:59,810 --> 00:20:01,790 Думаю, этот мелкий убил своего Рика.
- 00:20:01,890 --> 00:20:04,075 - А ты уверен? - Да, гляди, вон могила.
- 00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:06,000 Закопал тут, чтоб к нему не совались.
- 00:20:06,083 --> 00:20:07,430 Офигеть. Это жестоко.
- 00:20:07,450 --> 00:20:09,870 Там что, вторая могила поменьше?
- 00:20:09,930 --> 00:20:12,670 И дом свой сжёг. Надо было тут задержаться.
- 00:20:12,710 --> 00:20:14,330 Да господи! Я не убивал…
- 00:20:14,370 --> 00:20:15,150 Нашёл!
- 00:20:15,530 --> 00:20:17,570 Говорил же, что смотрел между сидений.
- 00:20:17,610 --> 00:20:18,820 Когда ты прав — ты прав.
- 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:20,830 Теперь я могу такое признать.
- 00:20:20,870 --> 00:20:23,010 А я могу признать, что ты прав, Рик.
- 00:20:23,150 --> 00:20:24,890 Ты и правда меняешься.
- 00:20:28,010 --> 00:20:29,130 Козлы.
- 00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:35,750 Переведено студией HDrezka Studio.
- 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:44,210 {\an8}Calm down, Morty,
- 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:45,587 {\an8}I'm almost done collecting Citadel wreckage.
- 00:00:45,588 --> 00:00:47,464 {\an8}I am calm.
- 00:00:47,465 --> 00:00:49,507 {\an8}Your fidget spinning has a passive aggressiveness to it.
- 00:00:49,508 --> 00:00:51,426 {\an8}I can be calm and bored.
- 00:00:51,427 --> 00:00:53,303 {\an8}Y-You're a million years late on that thing anyways.
- 00:00:53,304 --> 00:00:55,346 {\an8}Didn't the Egyptians invent those?
- 00:00:55,347 --> 00:00:57,724 {\an8}Fashion's cyclical, babe. I'm retro.
- 00:00:57,725 --> 00:00:59,434 {\an8}- Ah! - Ah, fuck!
- 00:00:59,435 --> 00:01:02,104 {\an8}Shit! H-Hang on, we got to find a place to land.
- 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:06,983 Whoa, there's people living here?
- 00:01:06,984 --> 00:01:08,151 Are they refugees?
- 00:01:08,152 --> 00:01:10,028 {\an8}Clones. Bio-trash.
- 00:01:10,029 --> 00:01:13,490 {\an8}I-I thought everyone got sucked back to their reality of origin.
- 00:01:13,491 --> 00:01:16,534 {\an8}- That happened, right? - Exactly.
- 00:01:16,535 --> 00:01:18,119 {\an8}The Citadel was basically a factory farm for spare bodies.
- 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:19,996 {\an8}That portal reset sucked 'em all back.
- 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:21,331 {\an8}Oh.
- 00:01:21,332 --> 00:01:22,791 {\an8}W-We don't want to stop here.
- 00:01:22,792 --> 00:01:24,584 {\an8}This is the, uh, Morty part of town,
- 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:25,794 {\an8}if you know what I'm saying.
- 00:01:25,795 --> 00:01:27,379 {\an8}Let's touch down over there.
- 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:32,300 Alright, Morty, grab the sealant.
- 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:33,886 {\an8}I'll make this quick.
- 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,846 {\an8}Damn, this is nice corn.
- 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:38,056 {\an8}Thank you.
- 00:01:38,057 --> 00:01:39,766 {\an8}Whoa! Alright.
- 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:41,518 {\an8}Uh, take it easy, old-timer.
- 00:01:41,519 --> 00:01:43,102 {\an8}I've heard about loners like this, Morty.
- 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,021 {\an8}What are you doing on my land?
- 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:47,065 {\an8}Trying to leave it as quickly as possible.
- 00:01:47,066 --> 00:01:49,025 {\an8}- Leave faster. - Jesus.
- 00:01:49,026 --> 00:01:50,986 {\an8}I was fixing it when you cocked the gun.
- 00:01:53,364 --> 00:01:55,949 {\an8}See? Done.
- 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:57,909 {\an8}- Fuckin' hillbilly. - What's that guy's deal?
- 00:01:57,910 --> 00:02:00,830 {\an8}Morty, I can't imagine anything worse than having to know.
- 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:34,113 {\an8}♪ My whole Saturday and Sunday, too ♪
- 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:41,328 {\an8}♪ I was thinking about ways not to lose ♪
- 00:02:43,956 --> 00:02:48,377 {\an8}♪ I lay down my weapons is what I've done ♪
- 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:54,465 {\an8}♪ Too late to hide, feet too soft to run ♪
- 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:58,178 {\an8}♪ But people say I'm the luckiest man ♪
- 00:03:06,979 --> 00:03:08,146 We're closed.
- 00:03:08,147 --> 00:03:09,564 G-g-get the fuck out of here.
- 00:03:09,565 --> 00:03:11,482 Sorry he says that every time you come in.
- 00:03:11,483 --> 00:03:14,110 Mm-hmm.
- 00:03:14,111 --> 00:03:17,322 Widgets, gidgets, fertilizer.
- 00:03:17,323 --> 00:03:19,449 Hey, hey, Doc,
- 00:03:19,450 --> 00:03:21,200 did we, uh, salvage any more of those processors?
- 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:22,952 We-- we did.
- 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:25,246 But they're on a pretty high shelf.
- 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:28,459 Which I... uh, will reach.
- 00:03:31,337 --> 00:03:33,046 Come on.
- 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:35,965 Mortys, huh?
- 00:03:35,966 --> 00:03:37,175 You're the worst.
- 00:03:37,176 --> 00:03:38,551 Aaah!
- 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:39,719 Oh.
- 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:44,682 Riiiiiicks!
- 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:45,683 - Get over here! - Aah!
- 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:46,768 Got one!
- 00:03:46,769 --> 00:03:48,478 It's the jackpot, boys!
- 00:03:48,479 --> 00:03:50,480 Time to round up some stock!
- 00:03:50,481 --> 00:03:52,607 Gotcha!
- 00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:54,943 I got you. That's right!
- 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:58,905 Aaah!
- 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:01,075 Boss, look what we got.
- 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:06,412 Are-- are you one of us? Did we have an overalls guy?
- 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:08,498 Just tryin' to leave with my stuff.
- 00:04:08,499 --> 00:04:11,125 Wait, you live around here?
- 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:13,461 We don't need to get acquainted. Aah!
- 00:04:13,462 --> 00:04:15,588 Got that right, motherfucker!
- 00:04:17,675 --> 00:04:19,051 Yeah! We got no code!
- 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,596 Yeah!
- 00:04:23,806 --> 00:04:25,348 Burn it all down, boys!
- 00:04:46,996 --> 00:04:48,663 You crack that gene-lock yet?
- 00:04:48,664 --> 00:04:49,706 Boss is getting antsy.
- 00:04:49,707 --> 00:04:51,290 This is the one.
- 00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:58,090 Aah, no! Oh, God! Aaah!
- 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:02,011 Aw, fiddlesticks!
- 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:06,764 What a haul.
- 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:08,474 The ship smells like Morty farts now.
- 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:10,894 - Where's my money? - Oddjob Rick, take him upstairs.
- 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:22,864 You like football?
- 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:24,282 What?
- 00:05:24,283 --> 00:05:26,325 Just making small talk.
- 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,328 Long elevator.
- 00:05:46,305 --> 00:05:48,097 Well nawh.
- 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:52,643 My associates here tell me you rustled up quite the score.
- 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:55,981 Oddjob? Your uh, normal job, please.
- 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:01,486 I can monologue while we wait.
- 00:06:01,487 --> 00:06:03,321 You ever wonder why I'm an overweight
- 00:06:03,322 --> 00:06:05,406 Southern railroad baron?
- 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:10,161 See, I was cloned to be the mascot of a Citadel gumbo chain.
- 00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:12,789 Get yo mouth round it!
- 00:06:12,790 --> 00:06:16,000 But Big Rick's Gumbo Hutch is trash now.
- 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:18,920 Whole Citadel is trash now.
- 00:06:18,921 --> 00:06:22,381 And there ain't no pecking order amongst the trash.
- 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,092 What a utopia.
- 00:06:24,093 --> 00:06:25,635 It will be, once I have
- 00:06:25,636 --> 00:06:27,804 the requisite Mowty's.
- 00:06:27,805 --> 00:06:30,932 We can all be kings here, mistuh traffickuh.
- 00:06:30,933 --> 00:06:32,809 Good luck with that.
- 00:06:32,810 --> 00:06:36,646 Don't go spending it all in one place nawh!
- 00:06:36,647 --> 00:06:40,359 Filthy degenerate. No accent at awl.
- 00:06:53,956 --> 00:06:55,874 Oh, fuck.
- 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:18,772 Fuck!
- 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,735 Fuck!
- 00:07:25,863 --> 00:07:27,197 Fuck!
- 00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:00,021 Ow!
- 00:08:00,022 --> 00:08:01,147 Shh!
- 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:02,273 What the fuck?!
- 00:08:02,274 --> 00:08:03,733 I-I-It was his idea!
- 00:08:03,734 --> 00:08:05,526 Don't hurt us! I'm not a real doctor!
- 00:08:05,527 --> 00:08:07,111 What are you doing here? Get the fuck out of my car!
- 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:08,654 We're coming with you to rescue our friends.
- 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,823 I'm not going to rescue your friends.
- 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:13,117 I'm going to kill those guys who stole my shit.
- 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:15,828 Yeah, exactly, it's the same guys.
- 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,663 It is the same guys.
- 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:20,374 Flush us into space or keep driving.
- 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:21,751 Fuckin' Mortys.
- 00:08:21,752 --> 00:08:23,252 Hey man, you're the one
- 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:24,545 who built this truck with a back seat.
- 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:26,506 If you die, you die.
- 00:08:27,216 --> 00:08:29,008 Ha ha. Wow.
- 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:33,054 B-B-Back on an adventure w-w-with-- with-- with a Rick.
- 00:08:33,055 --> 00:08:35,473 Close your eyes, and it's like nothing changed.
- 00:08:35,474 --> 00:08:38,434 Some change is good. We had our own town, man.
- 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:40,102 We were free.
- 00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:42,855 Hey, ya know, my-- my Rick wasn't so bad.
- 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,065 Used to take me and Summer to the park.
- 00:08:44,066 --> 00:08:45,524 No, he didn't.
- 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,109 I have the same memory. It's fabricated.
- 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:49,487 "Taking me and Summer to the park."
- 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:54,825 A new Citadel?
- 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:57,787 You Ricks don't have many original ideas, do you?
- 00:08:57,788 --> 00:08:59,497 And you're the arbiter of taste?
- 00:08:59,498 --> 00:09:00,623 Cool haircut.
- 00:09:00,624 --> 00:09:01,916 Stay out of my way.
- 00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:03,669 Stay out of mine.
- 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,549 Ooh-whee! Almost enough for a jump!
- 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:13,302 I'm gonna head to a reality where no one has facial hair.
- 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:15,221 In the land of the blind...
- 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,722 When I get my hop, I'm off to a dimension
- 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,432 - where racism is cool. - Idiots.
- 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:20,017 You got to have bigger plans than one jump.
- 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:22,061 Oh, yeah? And what's your big plan?
- 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,813 You mean after I teabag your mom?
- 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,194 Don't even have a mom.
- 00:09:37,703 --> 00:09:39,288 Come on, gimme a six!
- 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:44,835 Damnit! That's not six!
- 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,301 Where's your boss?
- 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:54,844 Up your butt and around the corner.
- 00:09:54,845 --> 00:09:56,095 That's where this barrel is going
- 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,596 if you don't start talking.
- 00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:00,016 Up your butt? Or my butt?
- 00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:01,225 Gimme back my friends!
- 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:02,893 Jesus, man!
- 00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:06,147 Whoa, whoa!
- 00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:07,148 Where are they?!
- 00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:09,066 They're with his stuff!
- 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:12,153 A-at the center of this new Citadel. Help!
- 00:10:12,154 --> 00:10:14,531 Morty-whipped son of a bitch!
- 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:26,667 Aaah!
- 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:28,336 Get off me, you little shit!
- 00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:30,630 Doc!
- 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:36,052 All we did was shoot you, man!
- 00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:38,180 Y-You can't take that personally!
- 00:10:40,349 --> 00:10:42,099 If we bite it here,
- 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,726 y-you were always a good customer.
- 00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:46,437 Yeah. You always... had exact change.
- 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:48,648 Ugh. Ready?
- 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,156 Shit!
- 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:02,870 T-They got me, Arcade Morty.
- 00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:04,121 I'm-- I'm dyin'.
- 00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:06,499 It's gonna be okay.
- 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,959 I-I know a doctor.
- 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,797 Oh, ha.
- 00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:15,800 Hope I bleed out before I have to burn to death.
- 00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:17,760 No medical degree, but I've read enough
- 00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:21,305 to know one's an okay death and one is terrible.
- 00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:25,393 Flames aren't getting any closer.
- 00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:29,021 Looks like it'll definitely be the bleeding out one.
- 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,356 Phew.
- 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,982 Ah!
- 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:33,567 Bye, pal.
- 00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:36,654 Off to the big Med School in the sky.
- 00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:38,657 Hey! Hey!
- 00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:41,117 Ow!
- 00:11:41,118 --> 00:11:43,077 Sorry, they make me do this to bully me.
- 00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:44,787 Hoof shaming.
- 00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:46,455 To clarify, I'm sorry about the needle prick.
- 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,374 Overall, I agree with what they're doing here.
- 00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:52,711 A-Arcade Morty?
- 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,754 Shhh.
- 00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:03,514 Rich-ard San-chez. When my associates here told me
- 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:06,183 that strange little Mowty Town had themselves a Pet Rick
- 00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:08,144 with a farm full of cloning equipment,
- 00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:09,645 my interest was piqued.
- 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,313 Cloning equipment?
- 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:13,315 You see what we have here, gentalmyan,
- 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:16,527 is a prince, in the guise of a pawpuh.
- 00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:20,614 Why, not only is this little henley boy not a clone,
- 00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:22,491 he's also the Citadel's former
- 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:25,077 Head of Mowty Replication.
- 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,121 A Morty cloning scientist?
- 00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:29,623 The best Mawty cloning scientist.
- 00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:31,750 And from the looks of these boys,
- 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,127 he's still got it.
- 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:35,171 Rishard, Rishard.
- 00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:37,631 And I thought I loved my job.
- 00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:39,258 This-- this is such a head fuck!
- 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,218 Break out the bubbly, boys!
- 00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:44,096 My Citadel is a go.
- 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,764 Get yo mouth round it.
- 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,099 That place had good curly fries.
- 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,477 Oh, ya been there?
- 00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,439 So you're not even a clone?
- 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,191 What the fuck are you doing with your life?
- 00:12:55,192 --> 00:12:57,109 I don't belong anywhere else, kid.
- 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,445 You don't want to be an evil Citadel guy,
- 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,655 so instead, you live next to a bunch of cloned Mortys
- 00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:03,407 on an asteroid?
- 00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:05,117 Wow, you're so different.
- 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,410 I never said I was a good guy!
- 00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:08,204 I-I hate you!
- 00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:12,625 Aw, now, that ain't no way to talk to your paw.
- 00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,293 This is.
- 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,921 Non-clone piece of sheeyat.
- 00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:19,340 Now, we don't need to be so unpleasant with each other.
- 00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:23,385 I'd love to offer you your old job back.
- 00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:25,930 I'll take it. Hit the switch.
- 00:13:29,518 --> 00:13:30,976 - Don't do it! - Shut up.
- 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,354 Kid's right. I'm no better than any of you.
- 00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:35,481 I'm just self-loathing about it.
- 00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:41,570 See there? I told you he was good beef!
- 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:44,866 Alright now, think that's large enough.
- 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:52,998 Morty! Get us out of here!
- 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,166 I'm coming!
- 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,841 Mortys, with me!
- 00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:08,056 Kill that abominascion!
- 00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:15,896 So, deep down, you super love Mortys?
- 00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:17,690 Not really.
- 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,441 I'm just really good at making you.
- 00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:21,777 I mean, look how you turned out.
- 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,072 Don't give yourself credit!
- 00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:30,202 Wait, Rick. What are you doing?
- 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,787 Not giving myself credit.
- 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,706 Go make some memories that aren't fabricated.
- 00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,291 Rick!
- 00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:36,793 Hyah!
- 00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:43,549 ♪ Ooh, these ♪
- 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:46,177 ♪ Little earthquakes ♪
- 00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:54,686 ♪ Doesn't take much to rip us into pieces ♪
- 00:14:56,146 --> 00:15:04,112 ♪ Doesn't take much to rip us into pieces ♪
- 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,743 ♪ I can't reach you ♪
- 00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:17,125 ♪ I can't reach you ♪
- 00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:22,255 Aaah!
- 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,884 - ♪ I can't reach you ♪ - Oh, come on naw!
- 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:35,518 ♪ I can't reach you, can't reach you ♪
- 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,942 Well, now that's a very
- 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:47,780 expensive elevator ride you just took.
- 00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:49,907 My plans were always bigger than one jump.
- 00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:51,909 No need for that.
- 00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,661 Drop the accent.
- 00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:55,329 Whatever you say, man.
- 00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:57,289 That's your real voice?
- 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,415 Ah! Shit!
- 00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,292 A desk gun?!
- 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:03,254 An eskr-twar weapyion.
- 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:09,468 ♪ Give me life, give me pain ♪
- 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:13,347 ♪ Give me myself again ♪
- 00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:17,226 ♪ Give me life, give me pain ♪
- 00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:22,523 ♪ Give me my, give me myself again ♪
- 00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:24,150 Aah!
- 00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:28,195 Aaaah!
- 00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:51,635 Aaah!
- 00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:08,110 You certainly are a burr in my saddle.
- 00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:10,988 - You're a joke. - I'm whatever I want to be.
- 00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:13,532 That's the freedom of life as a clone.
- 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:17,578 You wouldn't know. Someone made you with sex,
- 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:20,956 all those sweaty parts and nipply bits.
- 00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,791 You disgust me.
- 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:27,880 It's over, man. Your dream's about to be gumbo.
- 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:31,008 Get yo mouth round it.
- 00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:33,511 You... know me?
- 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,888 F-f-father?
- 00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,473 Oh. Oh, no, no.
- 00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:39,141 You're under the delusion of something called
- 00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,310 the auteur myth.
- 00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:44,354 Truth is, any big project is made in collaboration,
- 00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,064 lots of delegating.
- 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:49,067 I sort of... gave notes.
- 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,153 I don't want to hear this!
- 00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:54,156 Good news. You don't have to.
- 00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:56,408 Au revoir, son.
- 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:59,037 You wretch!
- 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:16,179 Maybe he survived it?
- 00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:20,390 What do we do now? Go home?
- 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:23,644 We decide where home is. For each of us.
- 00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,481 That old Homesteader wanted us to make memories for ourselves.
- 00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:31,568 No Morty towns, or Citadels, or huddling together.
- 00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:33,821 It's time to grow up.
- 00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:03,267 Deal me in.
- 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:47,144 Hey, uh, is your-- is your Rick around?
- 00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:49,438 I-I think my Morty dropped his fidget spinner down here.
- 00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:51,523 I'm telling you, I checked everywhere else.
- 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,192 Morty, I swear to God if I check between the seats of our car--
- 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,279 I checked between the seats!
- 00:19:57,906 --> 00:19:59,656 Oh, shit, Morty. Check it out.
- 00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,033 I think this little dude killed his Rick.
- 00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,576 You really think so?
- 00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:04,036 Yeah, look, there's a grave.
- 00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:05,829 He buried him out front as a warning.
- 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,497 Damn. Ice cold.
- 00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:09,750 Is that a second, smaller grave?
- 00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:11,293 Burnt down his house, too.
- 00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:12,836 Starting to think we should've stuck around.
- 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:14,171 Jesus Christ. I-I didn't kill--
- 00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:15,672 Found it!
- 00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:17,257 I told you I checked between the seats!
- 00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:18,967 When you're right, you're right, Morty!
- 00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,677 Told you, I admit that kind of stuff now.
- 00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:22,804 {\an8}And I can admit you're right about that, Rick!
- 00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:24,474 {\an8}You're really changing!
- 00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:29,519 Assholes.
- 00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:21,280 Did you get any of that?
- 00:00:01,210 --> 00:00:04,337 [ Clanging ]
- 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:31,948 {\an8}♪
- 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:33,951 [ Electricity crackles ]
- 00:00:36,912 --> 00:00:39,373 [ Metal clanging ]
- 00:00:41,167 --> 00:00:42,667 {\an8}[ Yawns ]
- 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:44,210 {\an8}Calm down, Morty,
- 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:45,587 {\an8}I'm almost done collecting Citadel wreckage.
- 00:00:45,588 --> 00:00:47,464 {\an8}I am calm.
- 00:00:47,465 --> 00:00:49,507 {\an8}Your fidget spinning has a passive aggressiveness to it.
- 00:00:49,508 --> 00:00:51,426 {\an8}I can be calm and bored.
- 00:00:51,427 --> 00:00:53,303 {\an8}Y-You're a million years late on that thing anyways.
- 00:00:53,304 --> 00:00:55,346 {\an8}Didn't the Egyptians invent those?
- 00:00:55,347 --> 00:00:57,724 {\an8}Fashion's cyclical, babe. I'm retro.
- 00:00:57,725 --> 00:00:59,434 {\an8}- Ah! - Ah, fuck!
- 00:00:59,435 --> 00:01:02,104 {\an8}Shit! H-Hang on, we got to find a place to land.
- 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:06,983 Whoa, there's people living here?
- 00:01:06,984 --> 00:01:08,151 Are they refugees?
- 00:01:08,152 --> 00:01:10,028 {\an8}Clones. Bio-trash.
- 00:01:10,029 --> 00:01:13,490 {\an8}I-I thought everyone got sucked back to their reality of origin.
- 00:01:13,491 --> 00:01:16,534 {\an8}- That happened, right? - Exactly.
- 00:01:16,535 --> 00:01:18,119 {\an8}The Citadel was basically a factory farm for spare bodies.
- 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:19,996 {\an8}That portal reset sucked 'em all back.
- 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:21,331 {\an8}Oh.
- 00:01:21,332 --> 00:01:22,791 {\an8}W-We don't want to stop here.
- 00:01:22,792 --> 00:01:24,584 {\an8}This is the, uh, Morty part of town,
- 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:25,794 {\an8}if you know what I'm saying.
- 00:01:25,795 --> 00:01:27,379 {\an8}Let's touch down over there.
- 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:32,300 Alright, Morty, grab the sealant.
- 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:33,886 {\an8}I'll make this quick.
- 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,846 {\an8}Damn, this is nice corn.
- 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:38,056 {\an8}Thank you.
- 00:01:38,057 --> 00:01:39,766 {\an8}Whoa! Alright.
- 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:41,518 {\an8}Uh, take it easy, old-timer.
- 00:01:41,519 --> 00:01:43,102 {\an8}I've heard about loners like this, Morty.
- 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,021 {\an8}What are you doing on my land?
- 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:47,065 {\an8}Trying to leave it as quickly as possible.
- 00:01:47,066 --> 00:01:49,025 {\an8}- Leave faster. - Jesus.
- 00:01:49,026 --> 00:01:50,986 {\an8}I was fixing it when you cocked the gun.
- 00:01:53,364 --> 00:01:55,949 {\an8}See? Done.
- 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:57,909 {\an8}- Fuckin' hillbilly. - What's that guy's deal?
- 00:01:57,910 --> 00:02:00,830 {\an8}Morty, I can't imagine anything worse than having to know.
- 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:10,506 {\an8}[ Snorting ]
- 00:02:16,053 --> 00:02:17,388 {\an8}[ Sneezes ]
- 00:02:20,516 --> 00:02:23,059 {\an8}[ Beeping, whirring ]
- 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:34,113 {\an8}♪ My whole Saturday and Sunday, too ♪
- 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:41,328 {\an8}♪ I was thinking about ways not to lose ♪
- 00:02:43,956 --> 00:02:48,377 {\an8}♪ I lay down my weapons is what I've done ♪
- 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:54,465 {\an8}♪ Too late to hide, feet too soft to run ♪
- 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:58,178 {\an8}♪ But people say I'm the luckiest man ♪
- 00:03:06,979 --> 00:03:08,146 We're closed.
- 00:03:08,147 --> 00:03:09,564 G-g-get the fuck out of here.
- 00:03:09,565 --> 00:03:11,482 Sorry he says that every time you come in.
- 00:03:11,483 --> 00:03:14,110 Mm-hmm.
- 00:03:14,111 --> 00:03:17,322 Widgets, gidgets, fertilizer.
- 00:03:17,323 --> 00:03:19,449 Hey, hey, Doc,
- 00:03:19,450 --> 00:03:21,200 did we, uh, salvage any more of those processors?
- 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:22,952 Doc: We-- we did.
- 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:25,246 But they're on a pretty high shelf.
- 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:28,459 Which I... uh, will reach.
- 00:03:29,293 --> 00:03:31,336 [ Groans ]
- 00:03:31,337 --> 00:03:33,046 Come on.
- 00:03:33,047 --> 00:03:34,964 [ Groans ]
- 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:35,965 Mortys, huh?
- 00:03:35,966 --> 00:03:37,175 You're the worst.
- 00:03:37,176 --> 00:03:38,551 Aaah!
- 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:39,719 Oh.
- 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,304 [ Ship whirring ]
- 00:03:41,305 --> 00:03:43,556 [ Horn honking ]
- 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:44,682 Riiiiiicks!
- 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:45,683 - Get over here! - Aah!
- 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:46,768 Got one!
- 00:03:46,769 --> 00:03:48,478 It's the jackpot, boys!
- 00:03:48,479 --> 00:03:50,480 Time to round up some stock!
- 00:03:50,481 --> 00:03:52,607 Gotcha! [ Laughs ]
- 00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:54,943 I got you. That's right!
- 00:03:54,944 --> 00:03:57,403 [ All shouting ]
- 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:58,905 Aaah!
- 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:01,075 Boss, look what we got.
- 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:06,412 Are-- are you one of us? Did we have an overalls guy?
- 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:08,498 Just tryin' to leave with my stuff.
- 00:04:08,499 --> 00:04:11,125 Wait, you live around here?
- 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:13,461 We don't need to get acquainted. Aah!
- 00:04:13,462 --> 00:04:15,588 Got that right, motherfucker!
- 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:17,674 [ Groans ]
- 00:04:17,675 --> 00:04:19,051 - [ All shouting ] - Yeah! We got no code!
- 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,596 Yeah!
- 00:04:23,806 --> 00:04:25,348 Burn it all down, boys!
- 00:04:25,349 --> 00:04:26,432 [ Laughs ]
- 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:27,977 [ Explosion ]
- 00:04:33,357 --> 00:04:35,651 [ Horn honking ]
- 00:04:38,404 --> 00:04:40,447 [ All shouting ]
- 00:04:46,996 --> 00:04:48,663 You crack that gene-lock yet?
- 00:04:48,664 --> 00:04:49,706 Boss is getting antsy.
- 00:04:49,707 --> 00:04:51,290 This is the one.
- 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:54,502 [ Whirring ]
- 00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:58,090 Aah, no! Oh, God! Aaah!
- 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:02,011 - [ Alarm blares ] - Aw, fiddlesticks!
- 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:05,221 [ All shouting ]
- 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:06,764 What a haul.
- 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:08,474 The ship smells like Morty farts now.
- 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:10,894 - Where's my money? - Oddjob Rick, take him upstairs.
- 00:05:11,437 --> 00:05:13,605 [ Mortys whimpering ]
- 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:17,192 [ Elevator whirring ]
- 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:22,864 You like football?
- 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:24,282 What?
- 00:05:24,283 --> 00:05:26,325 Just making small talk.
- 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,328 Long elevator.
- 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:32,206 [ Dings ]
- 00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:33,751 [ Laughter ]
- 00:05:36,295 --> 00:05:41,257 {\an8}♪
- 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:42,717 [ Clears throat ]
- 00:05:42,718 --> 00:05:44,887 [ Cranking ]
- 00:05:46,305 --> 00:05:48,097 Well nawh.
- 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:52,643 My associates here tell me you rustled up quite the score.
- 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:55,981 Oddjob? Your uh, normal job, please.
- 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:59,650 [ Door opens, closes ]
- 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:01,486 I can monologue while we wait.
- 00:06:01,487 --> 00:06:03,321 You ever wonder why I'm an overweight
- 00:06:03,322 --> 00:06:05,406 Southern railroad baron?
- 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:10,161 See, I was cloned to be the mascot of a Citadel gumbo chain.
- 00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:12,789 Get yo mouth round it!
- 00:06:12,790 --> 00:06:16,000 But Big Rick's Gumbo Hutch is trash now.
- 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:18,920 Whole Citadel is trash now.
- 00:06:18,921 --> 00:06:22,381 And there ain't no pecking order amongst the trash.
- 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,092 What a utopia.
- 00:06:24,093 --> 00:06:25,635 It will be, once I have
- 00:06:25,636 --> 00:06:27,804 the requisite Mowty's.
- 00:06:27,805 --> 00:06:30,932 We can all be kings here, mistuh traffickuh.
- 00:06:30,933 --> 00:06:32,809 Good luck with that.
- 00:06:32,810 --> 00:06:36,646 Don't go spending it all in one place nawh!
- 00:06:36,647 --> 00:06:40,359 Filthy degenerate. No accent at awl.
- 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:46,448 [ Whirring, beeping ]
- 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:49,368 [ Groans ]
- 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:53,955 [ Groans ]
- 00:06:53,956 --> 00:06:55,874 Oh, fuck.
- 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:01,713 [ Groans ]
- 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:05,050 [ Engine sputters, starts ]
- 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:08,637 [ Engine stops ]
- 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:18,772 Fuck!
- 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,735 Fuck!
- 00:07:25,863 --> 00:07:27,197 Fuck!
- 00:07:29,074 --> 00:07:31,201 [ Beeping ]
- 00:07:45,424 --> 00:07:47,342 [ Engine starts ]
- 00:07:50,429 --> 00:07:53,015 [ Beeping ]
- 00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:00,021 - [ Thud ] - Morty: Ow!
- 00:08:00,022 --> 00:08:01,147 Shh!
- 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:02,273 What the fuck?!
- 00:08:02,274 --> 00:08:03,733 I-I-It was his idea!
- 00:08:03,734 --> 00:08:05,526 Don't hurt us! I'm not a real doctor!
- 00:08:05,527 --> 00:08:07,111 What are you doing here? Get the fuck out of my car!
- 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:08,654 We're coming with you to rescue our friends.
- 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,823 I'm not going to rescue your friends.
- 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:13,117 I'm going to kill those guys who stole my shit.
- 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:15,828 Yeah, exactly, it's the same guys.
- 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,663 It is the same guys.
- 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:20,374 Flush us into space or keep driving.
- 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:21,751 Fuckin' Mortys.
- 00:08:21,752 --> 00:08:23,252 Hey man, you're the one
- 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:24,545 who built this truck with a back seat.
- 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:26,506 If you die, you die.
- 00:08:27,216 --> 00:08:29,008 Ha ha. Wow.
- 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:33,054 B-B-Back on an adventure w-w-with-- with-- with a Rick.
- 00:08:33,055 --> 00:08:35,473 Close your eyes, and it's like nothing changed.
- 00:08:35,474 --> 00:08:38,434 Some change is good. We had our own town, man.
- 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:40,102 We were free.
- 00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:42,855 Hey, ya know, my-- my Rick wasn't so bad.
- 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,065 Used to take me and Summer to the park.
- 00:08:44,066 --> 00:08:45,524 No, he didn't.
- 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,109 I have the same memory. It's fabricated.
- 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:49,487 "Taking me and Summer to the park."
- 00:08:49,488 --> 00:08:53,282 [ Beeping ]
- 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:54,825 A new Citadel?
- 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:57,787 You Ricks don't have many original ideas, do you?
- 00:08:57,788 --> 00:08:59,497 And you're the arbiter of taste?
- 00:08:59,498 --> 00:09:00,623 Cool haircut.
- 00:09:00,624 --> 00:09:01,916 Stay out of my way.
- 00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:03,669 Stay out of mine.
- 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,549 Ooh-whee! Almost enough for a jump!
- 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:13,302 I'm gonna head to a reality where no one has facial hair.
- 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:15,221 In the land of the blind...
- 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,722 When I get my hop, I'm off to a dimension
- 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,432 - where racism is cool. - Idiots.
- 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:20,017 You got to have bigger plans than one jump.
- 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:22,061 Oh, yeah? And what's your big plan?
- 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,813 You mean after I teabag your mom?
- 00:09:23,814 --> 00:09:26,149 [ Laughter ]
- 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,194 Don't even have a mom.
- 00:09:31,697 --> 00:09:33,240 [ Grunts ]
- 00:09:37,703 --> 00:09:39,288 Come on, gimme a six!
- 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:42,124 [ Cheering, laughter ]
- 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:44,835 Damnit! That's not six!
- 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,301 Where's your boss?
- 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:54,844 Up your butt and around the corner.
- 00:09:54,845 --> 00:09:56,095 That's where this barrel is going
- 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,596 if you don't start talking.
- 00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:00,016 Up your butt? Or my butt?
- 00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:01,225 Gimme back my friends!
- 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:02,893 Jesus, man!
- 00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:04,395 [ Grunting ]
- 00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:06,147 Whoa, whoa!
- 00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:07,148 Where are they?!
- 00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:09,066 They're with his stuff!
- 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:12,153 A-at the center of this new Citadel. Help!
- 00:10:12,154 --> 00:10:14,531 Morty-whipped son of a bitch!
- 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:23,998 [ Laughs ]
- 00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:25,207 [ Groans ]
- 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:26,667 Aaah!
- 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:28,336 Get off me, you little shit!
- 00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:30,630 Doc!
- 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:36,052 All we did was shoot you, man!
- 00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:38,180 Y-You can't take that personally!
- 00:10:40,349 --> 00:10:42,099 If we bite it here,
- 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,726 y-you were always a good customer.
- 00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:46,437 Yeah. You always... had exact change.
- 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:48,648 Ugh. Ready?
- 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,156 Shit!
- 00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,409 [ Whimpering ]
- 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:02,870 T-They got me, Arcade Morty.
- 00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:04,121 I'm-- I'm dyin'.
- 00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:06,499 It's gonna be okay.
- 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,959 I-I know a doctor.
- 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,797 Oh, ha.
- 00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:15,800 Hope I bleed out before I have to burn to death.
- 00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:17,760 No medical degree, but I've read enough
- 00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:21,305 to know one's an okay death and one is terrible.
- 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:22,973 [ Sighs ]
- 00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:25,393 Flames aren't getting any closer.
- 00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:29,021 Looks like it'll definitely be the bleeding out one.
- 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,356 Phew.
- 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,982 Ah!
- 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:33,567 Bye, pal.
- 00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:36,654 Off to the big Med School in the sky.
- 00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:38,657 Hey! Hey!
- 00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:41,117 Ow!
- 00:11:41,118 --> 00:11:43,077 Sorry, they make me do this to bully me.
- 00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:44,787 Hoof shaming.
- 00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:46,455 To clarify, I'm sorry about the needle prick.
- 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,374 Overall, I agree with what they're doing here.
- 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,000 [ Grunts ]
- 00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:52,711 [ Gasps ] A-Arcade Morty?
- 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,754 Shhh.
- 00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:55,799 [ Guns cocking ]
- 00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:03,514 Rich-ard San-chez. When my associates here told me
- 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:06,183 that strange little Mowty Town had themselves a Pet Rick
- 00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:08,144 with a farm full of cloning equipment,
- 00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:09,645 my interest was piqued.
- 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,313 Cloning equipment?
- 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:13,315 You see what we have here, gentalmyan,
- 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:16,527 is a prince, in the guise of a pawpuh.
- 00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:20,614 Why, not only is this little henley boy not a clone,
- 00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:22,491 he's also the Citadel's former
- 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:25,077 Head of Mowty Replication.
- 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,121 A Morty cloning scientist?
- 00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:29,623 The best Mawty cloning scientist.
- 00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:31,750 And from the looks of these boys,
- 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,127 he's still got it.
- 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:35,171 Rishard, Rishard.
- 00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:37,631 And I thought I loved my job.
- 00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:39,258 This-- this is such a head fuck!
- 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,218 Break out the bubbly, boys!
- 00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:44,096 - [ Cheering ] - My Citadel is a go.
- 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,764 Get yo mouth round it.
- 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,099 Rick: That place had good curly fries.
- 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,477 Oh, ya been there?
- 00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,439 So you're not even a clone?
- 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,191 What the fuck are you doing with your life?
- 00:12:55,192 --> 00:12:57,109 I don't belong anywhere else, kid.
- 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,445 You don't want to be an evil Citadel guy,
- 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,655 so instead, you live next to a bunch of cloned Mortys
- 00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:03,407 on an asteroid?
- 00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:05,117 Wow, you're so different.
- 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,410 I never said I was a good guy!
- 00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:08,204 I-I hate you!
- 00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:12,625 Aw, now, that ain't no way to talk to your paw.
- 00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,293 - [ Grunts ] - This is.
- 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,921 Non-clone piece of sheeyat.
- 00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:19,340 Now, we don't need to be so unpleasant with each other.
- 00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:23,385 I'd love to offer you your old job back.
- 00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:25,930 I'll take it. Hit the switch.
- 00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:28,183 [ All shouting ]
- 00:13:29,518 --> 00:13:30,976 - Don't do it! - Shut up.
- 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,354 Kid's right. I'm no better than any of you.
- 00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:35,481 I'm just self-loathing about it.
- 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,691 [ Beeping ]
- 00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:41,570 See there? I told you he was good beef!
- 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:44,866 Alright now, think that's large enough.
- 00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:48,160 [ Roars ]
- 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:51,121 [ All shouting ]
- 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:52,998 Morty! Get us out of here!
- 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,166 I'm coming!
- 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,710 [ Roars ]
- 00:13:56,711 --> 00:14:00,005 [ Mortys whimpering ]
- 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,841 Mortys, with me!
- 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:05,804 [ Roars ]
- 00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:08,056 Kill that abominascion!
- 00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:13,269 [ Roars ]
- 00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:15,896 So, deep down, you super love Mortys?
- 00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:17,690 Not really.
- 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,441 I'm just really good at making you.
- 00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:21,777 I mean, look how you turned out.
- 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,072 Don't give yourself credit!
- 00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:30,202 Wait, Rick. What are you doing?
- 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,787 Not giving myself credit.
- 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,706 Go make some memories that aren't fabricated.
- 00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,291 Rick!
- 00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:36,793 Hyah!
- 00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:43,549 ♪ Ooh, these ♪
- 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:46,177 ♪ Little earthquakes ♪
- 00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:54,686 ♪ Doesn't take much to rip us into pieces ♪
- 00:14:56,146 --> 00:15:04,112 ♪ Doesn't take much to rip us into pieces ♪
- 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,743 ♪ I can't reach you ♪
- 00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:17,125 ♪ I can't reach you ♪
- 00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:22,255 Aaah!
- 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,884 - ♪ I can't reach you ♪ - Oh, come on naw!
- 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:35,518 ♪ I can't reach you, can't reach you ♪
- 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,942 Well, now that's a very
- 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:47,780 expensive elevator ride you just took.
- 00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:49,907 My plans were always bigger than one jump.
- 00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:51,909 No need for that.
- 00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,661 Drop the accent.
- 00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:55,329 Whatever you say, man.
- 00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:57,289 That's your real voice?
- 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,415 Ah! Shit!
- 00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,292 A desk gun?!
- 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:03,254 An eskr-twar weapyion.
- 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:09,468 ♪ Give me life, give me pain ♪
- 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:13,347 ♪ Give me myself again ♪
- 00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:17,226 ♪ Give me life, give me pain ♪
- 00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:22,523 ♪ Give me my, give me myself again ♪
- 00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:24,150 Aah!
- 00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:28,195 Aaaah!
- 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:49,633 {\an8}♪
- 00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:51,635 [ Laughs ] Aaah!
- 00:16:51,636 --> 00:17:03,773 {\an8}♪
- 00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:08,110 You certainly are a burr in my saddle.
- 00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:10,988 - You're a joke. - I'm whatever I want to be.
- 00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:13,532 That's the freedom of life as a clone.
- 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:17,578 You wouldn't know. Someone made you with sex,
- 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:20,956 all those sweaty parts and nipply bits.
- 00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,791 You disgust me.
- 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:27,880 [ Coughs ] It's over, man. Your dream's about to be gumbo.
- 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:31,008 Get yo mouth round it.
- 00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:33,511 You... know me?
- 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,888 F-f-father?
- 00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,473 Oh. Oh, no, no.
- 00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:39,141 You're under the delusion of something called
- 00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,310 the auteur myth.
- 00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:44,354 Truth is, any big project is made in collaboration,
- 00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,064 lots of delegating.
- 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:49,067 I sort of... gave notes.
- 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,153 I don't want to hear this!
- 00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:54,156 Good news. You don't have to.
- 00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:56,408 Au revoir, son.
- 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:59,037 You wretch!
- 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:16,179 Maybe he survived it?
- 00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:20,390 What do we do now? Go home?
- 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:23,644 We decide where home is. For each of us.
- 00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:25,562 [ All talking ]
- 00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,481 That old Homesteader wanted us to make memories for ourselves.
- 00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:31,568 No Morty towns, or Citadels, or huddling together.
- 00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:33,821 It's time to grow up.
- 00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:38,450 {\an8}♪
- 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:41,620 [ Indistinct chatter, laughter ]
- 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:46,709 {\an8}♪
- 00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:54,342 [ Cow moos ]
- 00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:03,267 Deal me in.
- 00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:13,819 {\an8}♪
- 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,821 [ Ship beeps, whirs ]
- 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:23,412 {\an8}♪
- 00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:26,249 [ Horn honking ]
- 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:44,266 [ Portal whirs ]
- 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:47,144 Hey, uh, is your-- is your Rick around?
- 00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:49,438 I-I think my Morty dropped his fidget spinner down here.
- 00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:51,523 I'm telling you, I checked everywhere else.
- 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,192 Morty, I swear to God if I check between the seats of our car--
- 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,279 I checked between the seats!
- 00:19:57,906 --> 00:19:59,656 Oh, shit, Morty. Check it out.
- 00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,033 I think this little dude killed his Rick.
- 00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,576 You really think so?
- 00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:04,036 Yeah, look, there's a grave.
- 00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:05,829 He buried him out front as a warning.
- 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,497 Damn. Ice cold.
- 00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:09,750 Is that a second, smaller grave?
- 00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:11,293 Burnt down his house, too.
- 00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:12,836 Starting to think we should've stuck around.
- 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:14,171 Jesus Christ. I-I didn't kill--
- 00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:15,672 Found it!
- 00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:17,257 I told you I checked between the seats!
- 00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:18,967 When you're right, you're right, Morty!
- 00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,677 Told you, I admit that kind of stuff now.
- 00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:22,804 {\an8}And I can admit you're right about that, Rick!
- 00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:24,474 {\an8}You're really changing!
- 00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:29,519 Assholes.
- 00:20:29,520 --> 00:21:02,095 {\an8}♪
- 00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:21,280 Did you get any of that?