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Папаша Морти
Морти звонит его сын, Морти-младший. Рика и Саммер вызывают в ресторан, где работают «предсказатели», которые предсказывают, какую еду вы захотите заказать, ещё до вашего приезда. Морти отправляется навестить Джуниора в больнице, где тот, увидев отца, выражает облегчение и просит помириться с матерью. В ресторане Рик заказывает блюдо из морлаковского оленёнка, а Саммер — тост с авокадо, чем выражает разочарование. Она ругает предсказателей, которые определяют, какую еду вы захотите, и в конце концов вынуждена прятаться от полиции в убежище вместе с ними и Риком. В итоге Саммер похищает предсказателей и заставляет их признать, что они дали ей не ту еду, когда планировали покинуть ресторан и открыть фудтрак. Морти отводит Джуниора к месту упокоения его матери, мусорному порталу Рика, где их преследует Сальватрон, укрываясь в Гарбтопии, безопасном месте, защищённом от правления Сальватрона. Морти и Джуниор возглавляют восстание против Сальватрона и с помощью жителей Гарбтопии побеждают его. После этого Джуниор решает остаться в Гарбтопии, а Рик отправляет фургон с едой для предсказателей в мусорный портал.
- 00:00:04,390 --> 00:00:10,220 Должен спросить, кто-то просит на завтрак оладьи? А то мы, как будто, только их и едим.
- 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:16,130 Тут написано просто: «Больница».
- 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:17,580 Прикольный номер.
- 00:00:17,590 --> 00:00:20,890 Алло? Ух ты, привет, Младший.
- 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:22,580 Вот же блин.
- 00:00:22,590 --> 00:00:25,090 Да, ну хорошо. Пока.
- 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:27,110 Это был мой сын.
- 00:00:28,390 --> 00:00:31,970 Морти Младший. Ну, у которого руки из башки торчат.
- 00:00:31,980 --> 00:00:34,510 Ой, да пошёл он в задницу!
- 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:35,450 Фу.
- 00:00:35,610 --> 00:00:36,590 Да ладно вам.
- 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:40,890 Морти, он написал бестселлер New York Times о том, какой ты плохой отец.
- 00:00:40,900 --> 00:00:45,980 И нас выставил уродами за твоё воспитание. Как писатель писателю, этот тип — кусок говна.
- 00:00:45,990 --> 00:00:48,150 Ненавидеть своих детей нормально.
- 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:50,290 Но ведь он звонил из больницы.
- 00:00:50,740 --> 00:00:52,110 Может, он умирает?
- 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:53,540 Да насрать.
- 00:00:55,670 --> 00:00:56,910 Это не у меня.
- 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:00,390 Охренеть, наш столик готов.
- 00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:01,160 OMG!
- 00:01:01,300 --> 00:01:04,850 Саммер заставила меня забронировать столик в ресторане провидиц.
- 00:01:04,900 --> 00:01:09,470 Это по всему Фуд-Току. Они предвидят, что ты хочешь заказать ещё до того, как ты пришёл.
- 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:11,340 Посмотрим, стоит ли оно того.
- 00:01:11,350 --> 00:01:13,030 Оно точно лучше вот этого.
- 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:14,560 Опа!
- 00:01:14,940 --> 00:01:17,470 Эй, Морти, мне жаль, что у тебя ужасный сын.
- 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:19,910 Но лучше дай ему сдохнуть в одиночестве.
- 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:23,270 Блин. Правило трёх, да?
- 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:25,070 Ой! Мой вибратор.
- 00:01:25,380 --> 00:01:27,870 Прости, милая. Наш вибратор.
- 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:31,860 Мне что, достать его и всем показать?
- 00:01:31,870 --> 00:01:33,570 - Не надо. - Валим отсюда.
- 00:01:33,580 --> 00:01:34,510 Господи боже.
- 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:06,180 РИК И МОРТИ
- 00:02:07,530 --> 00:02:10,570 Добро пожаловать на игровой шоу «Пессимист».
- 00:02:10,580 --> 00:02:12,910 Участники, вы знаете правила.
- 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:14,860 Отец, ты пришёл.
- 00:02:14,870 --> 00:02:18,240 Младший. Ого! Как сильно ты постарел.
- 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:21,200 Ну, для газорпианцев время летит быстро.
- 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:25,450 Полагаю, книгу ты прочёл.
- 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:28,390 Она ведь была на каждом углу в какой-то момент.
- 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:32,340 Да, ты наговорил довольно серьёзной фигни на огромную аудиторию.
- 00:02:32,350 --> 00:02:34,090 Ты уж прости.
- 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:37,550 Эй, в семье всегда так, наверное.
- 00:02:37,730 --> 00:02:41,560 И я не могу не заметить, что ты умираешь.
- 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,590 Я позвал тебя сюда не об этом говорить.
- 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:48,390 Я надеялся, что ты поможешь мне примириться с мамой.
- 00:02:50,260 --> 00:02:52,670 Да. Это будет довольно сложно.
- 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:56,610 Дело в том, что твоя мама была...
- 00:02:56,620 --> 00:02:58,160 Резервуаром для семени?
- 00:02:58,240 --> 00:02:59,030 СКИДКА 50% СУПЕРСЕКСИ
- 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:01,910 Так ты слышал, да?
- 00:03:01,940 --> 00:03:07,070 Знаю, она была создана для переработки семени и технически не считается живой,
- 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:08,650 но я хотел бы её почтить.
- 00:03:08,790 --> 00:03:12,810 Ну, знаешь, я не особо горжусь тем, где она оказалась.
- 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:15,200 Думаешь, я сильно горжусь своей жизнью?
- 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:20,550 Да, я немного слышал о том, что тебя вроде как отменили.
- 00:03:21,260 --> 00:03:23,290 Но я этому совсем не обрадовался.
- 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:26,010 Знаешь что? Посмотрим, что можно сделать.
- 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:28,230 РЕСТОРАН «ПРЕДВИДИЦЫ»
- 00:03:29,310 --> 00:03:31,390 Обожаю, когда в рестике аквариум.
- 00:03:31,460 --> 00:03:34,290 Не знаю, как-то не вяжется эстетика с пищалкой на стол.
- 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:36,030 Смит, столик на двоих.
- 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:38,850 Боже мой, оно того стоило.
- 00:03:38,860 --> 00:03:40,390 Идеально предсказано.
- 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:43,480 Я этого и хотела, но не знала, что так и будет.
- 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:48,770 Офигеть, деревянные шарики. Думаешь, провидицы там?
- 00:03:48,780 --> 00:03:50,330 Плевать! Это всё разводняк.
- 00:03:50,340 --> 00:03:52,360 Ты что, на всё на свете злишься?
- 00:03:52,370 --> 00:03:54,970 Тут приносят еду, а ты её потом ешь.
- 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:57,030 О, это точно нам несут.
- 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:59,410 Как думаешь, что у меня? Рёбра? Нет, скучно.
- 00:03:59,420 --> 00:04:01,670 Космические рёбра.
- 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:05,530 О, круто. Морлакийская оленина.
- 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,750 С материнским щупальцем.
- 00:04:10,260 --> 00:04:11,380 Довольно вкусно.
- 00:04:11,390 --> 00:04:13,890 Говорила же. Ну, показывайте.
- 00:04:16,020 --> 00:04:17,210 Авокадо-тост?
- 00:04:17,220 --> 00:04:19,210 С молотым перцем сверху.
- 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:20,970 Ну ладно.
- 00:04:20,980 --> 00:04:23,060 Перец — это вроде бы норм.
- 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:26,110 Будешь знать. Притащила нас в рестик из интернета.
- 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:35,750 Ладно, да. Наверное, я это заслужил.
- 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:37,570 Это же не шутка?
- 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:40,700 Нет, здесь Гвендолин нашла последнее пристанище.
- 00:04:40,710 --> 00:04:42,870 В вашем помойном ведре?
- 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:46,490 Это мусорный портал.
- 00:04:46,540 --> 00:04:49,810 Нет, лучше не стало. Слушай, я же сказал, что не горжусь.
- 00:04:50,260 --> 00:04:51,490 Ну ладно.
- 00:04:53,300 --> 00:04:56,690 Мама, мне говорили, что твой рот всегда был открыт.
- 00:04:57,100 --> 00:05:00,190 Но я думаю, что и твоё сердце тоже.
- 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:02,890 Да кого я обманываю? Это же отстой.
- 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:05,770 Стой, я вижу, ты пытаешься туда залезть.
- 00:05:05,900 --> 00:05:08,450 Давай я первым пойду. Ладно?
- 00:05:08,900 --> 00:05:13,210 Ого! Сколько барахла твой дед выбрасывает?
- 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:16,860 Много. Он любит по пьяни изобретать всякую фигню.
- 00:05:16,870 --> 00:05:18,310 Как расточительно.
- 00:05:18,380 --> 00:05:22,360 Да, поэтому Рик создал Спасо-трона, самовоспроизводящуюся систему,
- 00:05:22,370 --> 00:05:24,410 которая ищет в мусоре ценные вещи.
- 00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:26,930 Вот он летит. Простая формальность.
- 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:29,620 Обнаружена ценность. Обнаружена ценность.
- 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:34,050 Обнаружены сомнения?
- 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:35,250 Да, что такое?
- 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:40,050 Просто если я нахожу что-то ценное, я должен сообщать об этом Рику.
- 00:05:40,270 --> 00:05:41,290 Понятно.
- 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:44,260 А разговаривать с Риком — занятие опасное.
- 00:05:44,270 --> 00:05:47,060 Прошлый Спасо-трон нашёл мешок алмазов,
- 00:05:47,070 --> 00:05:49,650 а Рик наорал на него, якобы алмазы — это барахло.
- 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:52,400 Понимаю. Но я-то его внук.
- 00:05:52,410 --> 00:05:54,940 А откуда мне знать, что он тебя не выбросил?
- 00:05:54,950 --> 00:05:57,150 Прости, дружище, не могу рисковать.
- 00:05:57,240 --> 00:06:00,050 Но есть и плюс — скоро вы будете похожи на мусор.
- 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:01,780 Бежим!
- 00:06:01,790 --> 00:06:03,820 А в чём тут вообще плюс?
- 00:06:06,260 --> 00:06:07,950 Даже тарелка на вкус огонь.
- 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:12,610 А что у них с десертами? Мне просто заказать фондан, или надо о нём подумать?
- 00:06:13,260 --> 00:06:14,830 Ладно, я попробую.
- 00:06:15,220 --> 00:06:17,130 Может, я что-то упускаю.
- 00:06:19,860 --> 00:06:22,300 Нет! Обычный долбаный авокадо-тост!
- 00:06:22,310 --> 00:06:24,390 И авокадо даже не спелый.
- 00:06:26,190 --> 00:06:29,930 Саммер, это место работает на принципе провидения провидиц.
- 00:06:29,940 --> 00:06:30,950 Лучше не лезь.
- 00:06:32,950 --> 00:06:35,020 - Нет, я им выскажу. - Нет, Саммер!
- 00:06:35,030 --> 00:06:37,250 Ты не Морти, я не могу тебя схватить!
- 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:40,830 - Кто из вас, придурочных... - Это сделал?
- 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:43,550 Эй, не договаривай за мной. И вы ошиблись!
- 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:47,280 Я хотела хайповой космической еды, которую готовят с жестокостью.
- 00:06:47,300 --> 00:06:49,970 Перестань, Сам-Сам, они явно заманивают нас
- 00:06:49,980 --> 00:06:52,850 в сложную ловушку из детерминизма и казуальности.
- 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:55,410 Что бы ты ни сказала — часть их говённого плана.
- 00:06:55,430 --> 00:06:57,000 - Я... - Не настолько простая.
- 00:06:57,010 --> 00:06:58,210 Я сказала: «Хватит!»
- 00:06:58,260 --> 00:07:03,220 О, вы думаете, что всё знаете со своими огромными бошками и стройнящими костюмами.
- 00:07:03,230 --> 00:07:05,450 Но, может, вы не предвидели вот этого?
- 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:07,640 Сука!
- 00:07:07,650 --> 00:07:10,020 Боже, Саммер, ты треснула её сковородкой?
- 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:12,730 Я думала, она предвидит! Даже паузу сделала.
- 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:16,010 Саммер Смит, на выход с поднятыми руками. Вы арестованы.
- 00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:17,330 Почему копы уже здесь?
- 00:07:17,340 --> 00:07:19,850 - Очевидно, что... - Они их заранее вызвали.
- 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:22,990 О, тебе это нравится? Нравится говорить одновременно?
- 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,360 Потому что на этом всё могло закончиться.
- 00:07:25,380 --> 00:07:28,370 - Но не закончится, ведь... - Копы уже нас окружают.
- 00:07:28,380 --> 00:07:30,260 Заткнись. Теперь мы тут застряли.
- 00:07:30,270 --> 00:07:34,190 И я не спалил тут всё только потому, что копы наверняка этого и хотят.
- 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:37,030 Рик Санчез поймёт, что с провидицами круто.
- 00:07:37,220 --> 00:07:38,810 Что? Это же только если...
- 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:41,030 Провидицы хотят того же, что и он.
- 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:43,440 Ладно. Ну и чего я хочу?
- 00:07:43,450 --> 00:07:45,230 Десерт. Он уже заказан.
- 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:46,930 В наше крутое убежище.
- 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:48,130 Я вас слушаю.
- 00:07:48,180 --> 00:07:50,060 Ты предашь меня ради десерта?
- 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:51,150 Эй, мне было вкусно.
- 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:53,190 Но ты же сказал, что они так и сделают.
- 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:57,790 Да. Именно ты нас в это и втянула. Новый план, Саммер! Мы забираем провидиц с собой.
- 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:02,690 Вернитесь. Может, я вас просто просканирую.
- 00:08:06,420 --> 00:08:08,490 Парни? Вы где?
- 00:08:09,130 --> 00:08:13,090 Тут только куча мусора. Теперь можно считать, что я вас убил?
- 00:08:14,020 --> 00:08:16,990 Спасо-трон, ты снова это сделал!
- 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:22,710 Младший! Боже мой, ты там живой?
- 00:08:22,740 --> 00:08:24,770 Надеюсь, я не приблизил твою смерть?
- 00:08:24,980 --> 00:08:29,710 Я цел. Вроде бы. Это что, коробка от пиццы на ножках?
- 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:31,830 Здесь опасно. За мной, скорее.
- 00:08:32,690 --> 00:08:34,750 Это Мусоротопия, потому что везде мусор.
- 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:38,110 Да, я понял. Значит, Спасо-трон нападет на всё подряд?
- 00:08:38,140 --> 00:08:41,070 Если всё вокруг мусор, Рику можно не говорить.
- 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:43,990 Посмотри на этих эклектичных выживших.
- 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:47,390 Да, одно время все изобретения Рика ходили и разговаривали.
- 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,890 Привет, здоровяк. Прочистить стояк?
- 00:08:49,940 --> 00:08:54,950 Это был короткий период. Эй, мы тут кое-кого ищем. Можешь помочь?
- 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:57,500 Кажется, я видел её на кладбище.
- 00:08:59,300 --> 00:09:00,690 По туннелю вон туда.
- 00:09:00,820 --> 00:09:03,070 О, а направление указывает пицца.
- 00:09:03,300 --> 00:09:07,300 Мог бы и на землю высрать. А то я голодный. Младший?
- 00:09:07,700 --> 00:09:11,450 Гоблинидус, призови свою волшебную силу!
- 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:13,270 Но откуда я её призову?
- 00:09:13,340 --> 00:09:15,910 <i>Смелый малыш-гоблин, совсем один.</i>
- 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:19,110 <i>Сирота, не знавший родителей.</i>
- 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:21,810 <i>Иди, крошка-гоблин, свой дом покинь.</i>
- 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:24,970 <i>Твоя магия будет восхитительна.</i>
- 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:27,150 Это же цикл про зачарованного гоблина.
- 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:28,990 Да, он у нас тут как Библия.
- 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:32,770 Я написал «Зачарованного гоблина». Все семь книг.
- 00:09:34,550 --> 00:09:37,160 Видимо, тебе понравился набор, который я прислал.
- 00:09:37,260 --> 00:09:38,730 У нас сложные отношения!
- 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:43,000 Нет-нет, после моей первой книги ты бы вряд ли захотел читать ещё.
- 00:09:43,010 --> 00:09:44,950 Теперь всё это в прошлом, сынок.
- 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:47,340 Я рад, что мы вместе в приключении.
- 00:09:47,350 --> 00:09:50,450 А теперь пойдём к твоей мёртвой маме, что скажешь?
- 00:09:53,190 --> 00:09:56,790 Саммер Смит на два часа! Жалуется на то, что вам тут нравится.
- 00:09:56,820 --> 00:09:59,530 Не лезь, кто-то сухой должен подавать мне всякое.
- 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:00,830 Мы тут уже пару часов.
- 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:02,860 Это не зря называется «отсиживаться».
- 00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:06,030 Спокойно. Поешь эклера, который, как они знали, меня порадует.
- 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:08,240 Прикольно, когда он такой большой.
- 00:10:08,250 --> 00:10:10,090 Саммер Смит не успокоится.
- 00:10:10,140 --> 00:10:12,530 Да, потому что Рик тусит с вами, а не со мной.
- 00:10:12,540 --> 00:10:17,630 Саммер, ты бросила в них сковородку, а они взяли нас в бассейн. Провидицы крутые. Зацени.
- 00:10:21,380 --> 00:10:23,420 Видала? Мы даже не репетировали.
- 00:10:23,430 --> 00:10:27,590 Ты же сам купился на эту провидческую чушь. Их план тебя не беспокоит?
- 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:30,170 Саммер, это и есть их план. Они меня любят.
- 00:10:30,180 --> 00:10:32,720 Хотели бы на свободу — в любой момент могли уйти.
- 00:10:32,730 --> 00:10:34,010 У нас тут двери открыты.
- 00:10:34,020 --> 00:10:34,780 Вздох!
- 00:10:34,790 --> 00:10:36,720 Да ладно, вы же знали, что я так сделаю.
- 00:10:36,730 --> 00:10:37,950 Ну, чего ты куксишься?
- 00:10:37,980 --> 00:10:41,650 Ты сама хотела в ресторан провидиц. Это практически то же самое.
- 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:43,900 Я хотела пойти в ресторан с тобой.
- 00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:46,230 Попробовать вместе что-то прикольное.
- 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:50,440 Саммер, ты меня потащила, потому что в глубине души думала, будто знаешь, чего я хочу.
- 00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:53,590 А они реально знают. Ещё до того, как я захотел.
- 00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:56,320 Ого. Этот эклер даже мокрый вкусный.
- 00:10:56,340 --> 00:10:59,160 Рик бахнет желе-шот! Рик бахнет желе-шот!
- 00:10:59,170 --> 00:11:00,570 А эти провидицы шарят.
- 00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:03,040 Доставка желе-шотов.
- 00:11:03,050 --> 00:11:06,630 Саммер, принесёшь? Поэтому я и просил не лезть в бассейн.
- 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:08,590 - Я... - Ненавижу сраных провидиц.
- 00:11:09,660 --> 00:11:11,010 Ох, я вас обожаю.
- 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:12,630 Шоты, шоты, шоты!
- 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:14,850 Боже мой.
- 00:11:15,060 --> 00:11:20,910 Да, наверное, что для одного мусор, то для другого — прекрасное кладбище.
- 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:23,490 Кажется, отдел секс-роботов там.
- 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:28,670 Вот и она.
- 00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:32,510 Привет, мама.
- 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:36,870 Это я, твой сладкий малыш. Как жаль, что я тебя не знал.
- 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:39,590 Она была лучшей, с кем я спал.
- 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:42,290 Ну, топ-3. Ладно, топ-5, как минимум.
- 00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:43,770 Топ-5, значит?
- 00:11:43,820 --> 00:11:47,290 А их было гораздо больше пяти. Это высокая похвала.
- 00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:49,050 Твоя мама в этом деле шарила.
- 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:52,350 Знаешь, я тоже умею оценивать тех, с кем спал.
- 00:11:53,460 --> 00:11:57,260 - Да? - Два слова: Хизер Локлир.
- 00:11:57,540 --> 00:11:58,930 Вот мой сын.
- 00:11:58,980 --> 00:12:01,550 Спасибо, что привёл сюда, папа.
- 00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:04,710 Не за что, сынок. Я рад, что мы это сделали.
- 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:08,290 Как и мы!
- 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,630 Боже! Ты ещё кто? Отпусти нас.
- 00:12:10,660 --> 00:12:12,930 Я тот, кого не должно было быть.
- 00:12:12,980 --> 00:12:15,650 Я главный помой всех помоев.
- 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:18,050 Мне не позволяют жить с остальными.
- 00:12:18,340 --> 00:12:20,990 Человеческий мальчик. Отпрыск Рика.
- 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,190 Я знаю, что ты способен открыть двери наверх.
- 00:12:24,220 --> 00:12:25,830 Спасо-трон же нас прикончит.
- 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:27,650 А я готов рискнуть.
- 00:12:28,090 --> 00:12:31,330 Прости меня, Младший. Я правда был ужасным отцом.
- 00:12:31,380 --> 00:12:33,890 Я не понимал последствий своих действий.
- 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:37,550 И теперь эта штука убьёт нас, когда ты и так при смерти.
- 00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:39,180 Я пипец какое говно.
- 00:12:39,460 --> 00:12:41,720 Ну, на самом деле я не умираю.
- 00:12:41,730 --> 00:12:43,600 - Что? - Ты просто предположил.
- 00:12:43,610 --> 00:12:46,730 Это твоя проекция. А я не говорил, что умираю.
- 00:12:46,740 --> 00:12:47,190 Что?
- 00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:50,690 Мне нужен был материал для книги. Сиквела «Моего ужасного отца».
- 00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:52,270 Другие денег не приносят.
- 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:54,730 Дай мне ему врезать! Дай врезать сыну-засранцу!
- 00:12:54,780 --> 00:12:59,860 Вы оба засранцы. Вы только что обсуждали, как оценивать женщин. Это мерзко.
- 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,490 Это просто мусорные сплетни.
- 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:02,390 А как тебе такое?
- 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:06,350 Нет! Младший! Младший!
- 00:13:06,550 --> 00:13:10,640 Просто очередной день в Мусоротопии. Погнали.
- 00:13:10,650 --> 00:13:16,670 Нет! Ты отстой. Мой сын тоже был отстой, но я не желал ему смерти.
- 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:19,820 Заткнись. Открывай дверь своей мясной лопаткой.
- 00:13:19,830 --> 00:13:20,760 Нет.
- 00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:25,470 Похоже, у нас сценарий номер три, Морти.
- 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:28,850 Ты возглавил мусорное восстание, либо кто-то натянул твою кожу.
- 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:31,400 Точно не знаю. Сценариев всего три.
- 00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:33,150 А первые два — как в «Балбесах».
- 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:36,210 В общем, поговори со Спасо-троном, он разберётся.
- 00:13:37,260 --> 00:13:40,870 Нет, только не Спасо-трон! Рик, это не сценарий номер три!
- 00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:43,710 Нет! Заставь лестницу с неба спуститься!
- 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:46,070 Я пытаюсь! Я тоже хочу свалить!
- 00:13:46,340 --> 00:13:48,290 Вот блин, ты всё ещё жив?
- 00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:51,850 А это ещё что за херня? Мне это точно выйдет боком.
- 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:56,530 Нет, я должен вернуться обратно к своей жене.
- 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:02,760 Вот блин. Выползи, чтобы я мог тебя пристрелить.
- 00:14:02,770 --> 00:14:04,250 Это с какого перепугу?
- 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:07,190 Ладно, сам всё сделаю.
- 00:14:08,220 --> 00:14:11,310 Серьёзно? Чего мусор такой неустойчивый?
- 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:14,090 Ладно. В этот раз реально проверю.
- 00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:18,590 Тут ещё и туннели есть? Твою мать.
- 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:21,450 Ю-ху!
- 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,700 Вот это я уже понимаю ценность.
- 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:33,190 Она ценна настолько, что тебе не понять.
- 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,970 Младший? Ты живой?
- 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,210 Благодаря моим верным фанатам.
- 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:41,840 Они хотели автограф, вот и нашли меня на кладбище, подлатали и привели к тебе.
- 00:14:41,850 --> 00:14:43,290 Ты нашёл своего читателя.
- 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:46,310 Прости, что опять хотел на тебе нажиться.
- 00:14:46,420 --> 00:14:50,290 Единственное, что приносило мне прибыль — это засирать тебя.
- 00:14:52,460 --> 00:14:54,010 Я по уши в долгах, пап.
- 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:58,910 Столько судов по алиментам, что, скажем так, в Нью-Йоркере уже начали вынюхивать.
- 00:14:58,980 --> 00:15:01,070 Слушайте, Спасо-трон знает про туннели.
- 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:04,790 Надо всех предупредить. И к слову, можете подписать?
- 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:07,550 Какого?
- 00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:12,330 Где все? Саммер? Кажись, провидицы меня накачали и свалили.
- 00:15:13,220 --> 00:15:16,630 Саммер? Саммер?
- 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:22,380 Саммер Смит опоила провидиц! Саммер Смит опоила провидиц!
- 00:15:22,390 --> 00:15:23,750 Уже догадались, да?
- 00:15:23,780 --> 00:15:25,640 Типа вы знали, что так всё и будет?
- 00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:29,230 Из-за Саммер Смит мы погибнем!
- 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:32,130 Всё верно. Либо провидицы скажут правду.
- 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,870 - Я хотела тот авокадо тост? - Что?
- 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:37,490 Авокадо-тост — то, что я хотела?
- 00:15:37,540 --> 00:15:40,850 - Ладно, ладно, не хотела. - И со мной круто тусить.
- 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:45,110 Всё так, ты права, мы использовали тебя, чтобы подобраться к Рику, а потом — к тебе.
- 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:48,210 Выкусите! Знала же, что я не тупая любительница авокадо.
- 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:51,850 Так что всё! Поехали, куда вам там надо, и я из этого сюжета сваливаю.
- 00:15:52,260 --> 00:15:53,270 Согласны.
- 00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:55,930 - Вот чёрт. - Верни мне провидиц!
- 00:15:55,960 --> 00:16:00,750 Прости, деда! Ты сказал не вестись на их чушь. Поэтому я делаю как раз наоборот.
- 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,290 Это вообще не наоборот.
- 00:16:02,340 --> 00:16:04,750 Саммер свернёт направо через две секунды!
- 00:16:04,780 --> 00:16:07,390 - Но там же щит. - Она свернёт направо.
- 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:09,070 Ладно, я поверю вам!
- 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:09,890 АВАРИЯ? ЗВОНИ
- 00:16:10,730 --> 00:16:12,430 Охренеть, вы офигенные.
- 00:16:12,940 --> 00:16:14,970 Ты не заслужила моих лысых красоток.
- 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,390 Она делает переворот.
- 00:16:20,870 --> 00:16:25,860 Ты всё портишь, Саммер. Я только заценил всю эту хрень с предвидением будущего.
- 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,090 Ты же хотела сегодня потусить.
- 00:16:29,140 --> 00:16:30,310 Но не вот так!
- 00:16:32,340 --> 00:16:34,080 Она дёргает ручник.
- 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,350 Лево! Право! Право! Лево!
- 00:16:41,380 --> 00:16:43,670 Она сбивает дедушку с дороги!
- 00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:50,900 Мусорный народ! Мой народ! Спасо-трон знает о Мусоротопии.
- 00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:51,760 Нет!
- 00:16:51,770 --> 00:16:55,190 Наш единственный выход — это дать им бой наверху!
- 00:16:55,260 --> 00:16:59,030 Если можно! Но идти на башню Спасо-трона — это самоубийство.
- 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:00,150 Я согласен.
- 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:04,570 Не слушайте его. Это же бот «Адвокат дьявола». Я рад, что Рик его выбросил.
- 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:07,780 Если можно! По вам не скажешь, что вы рады.
- 00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:08,370 Да.
- 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,330 Блин, вот это звук.
- 00:17:15,510 --> 00:17:18,210 Рог Гоблинидуса напомнит вам, что возможно всё.
- 00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:22,170 Он звучал перед тем, как во второй книге свергли Гобнобба, сына эльфа.
- 00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:23,950 И Блюгальшму в третьей.
- 00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:25,800 И белого мага в четвёртой.
- 00:17:25,810 --> 00:17:28,550 Ладно, я понял. Я слишком часто повторялся.
- 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,470 Ты читал «Зачарованного гоблина»?
- 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:33,970 Да, мне зашло. Мне же 14, я твоя целевая аудитория.
- 00:17:34,060 --> 00:17:35,810 Спасо-трон у ворот!
- 00:17:46,580 --> 00:17:48,320 Ценность не обнаружена.
- 00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:51,890 Бам! Прямиком в сортир.
- 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,810 Я попался на писсуарную бомбу?
- 00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:58,670 Это же стыдно, капец!
- 00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:02,010 Морти, у меня всё было хорошо до тебя!
- 00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:06,420 Отведай дерьма в аду, башня!
- 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:07,830 Берегись!
- 00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:20,950 Мой народ! Свергните своего угнетателя!
- 00:18:22,340 --> 00:18:24,410 Не надо! Стойте!
- 00:18:26,660 --> 00:18:31,250 Только не говорите Рику об этом.
- 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:38,730 Бедный Спасо-трон. Он был как мы. Боялся, что его выбросят.
- 00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:45,710 Но сегодня начинается новая эпоха, где ценить будут каждого, в особенности авторов.
- 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,340 Я всё равно в душе отброс.
- 00:18:49,350 --> 00:18:51,030 Видимо, это у тебя от отца.
- 00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:02,650 «ХОТ-ДОГИЦЫ»
- 00:19:02,740 --> 00:19:06,290 Как раз вовремя. К этому фудтраку всегда очередь.
- 00:19:06,330 --> 00:19:08,850 Да, даже старик тут, про которого писали.
- 00:19:09,020 --> 00:19:10,730 - Господи. - Ого.
- 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:16,010 Вы всё это устроили, чтобы выгоревшие поварихи открыли свой фудтрак? База.
- 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,330 Она сложнее, чем ты думаешь.
- 00:19:19,590 --> 00:19:21,770 Блин, офигенный хот-дог.
- 00:19:21,820 --> 00:19:25,510 - Это лучше, чем авокадо-тост? - Ты не шаришь в нюансах.
- 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:29,810 Вы точно не хотите ещё потусить? Это хоть правдой было?
- 00:19:29,980 --> 00:19:33,250 Рик Санчез не хочет знать ответа на вопрос.
- 00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:36,170 А если бы хотел?
- 00:19:36,420 --> 00:19:39,810 ПИСТОЛЕТЫ Б У
- 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:43,230 Я пытался открыть портал. Без толку.
- 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:45,270 Рик реально ненавидит «Балбесов».
- 00:19:45,420 --> 00:19:51,070 Думаю, нам понравится в Мосоротопии. К тому же, я взял себе мусорную жену.
- 00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:52,940 Ты взял её?
- 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,910 Мы отдали себя друг другу.
- 00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:58,610 Я бы всё равно остался, даже будь отсюда выход.
- 00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:01,410 Потому что тут алименты платить не заставят?
- 00:20:02,340 --> 00:20:07,050 Ох, папа. Взгляни на нас. Мы проводим время вместе.
- 00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:08,910 Да, это здорово.
- 00:20:12,770 --> 00:20:14,970 Это что там, фудтрак?
- 00:20:15,350 --> 00:20:16,830 А вот и цивилизация.
- 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:20,350 Рик! Рик! Рик, вытащи меня отсюда! О боже!
- 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:23,020 Не бойся, наш сын не будет таким.
- 00:20:23,030 --> 00:20:26,790 Ничего личного! Мне всего 14! Я должен выбраться!
- 00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:29,090 Это последний раз, когда я видел отца.
- 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:33,210 И тут до мне послышался голос матери, донесённый ветром.
- 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:34,950 «Будь свободен, сын».
- 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,410 И я почувствовал свободу.
- 00:20:37,830 --> 00:20:41,750 Мой отец был ужасным, а моя мать была мусором.
- 00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:46,590 Но теперь я знал, кто я. И этого было достаточно.
- 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:48,680 Говорил же.
- 00:20:48,690 --> 00:20:50,210 Вот же мелкий говнюк.
- 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:53,000 Не верится, что он продал книгу на мусорной луне Рика.
- 00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:55,690 Идём на посадку. Вы ещё читаете книги?
- 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:32,810 Заказ 53. Хот-дог в чикагском стиле.
- 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:39,260 Если можно! Я знаю, вы заказы не меняете, но я бы ни за что не захотел хот-дог с луком.
- 00:21:39,270 --> 00:21:40,350 Захотели бы.
- 00:21:40,420 --> 00:21:42,030 Если можно! Не захотел бы.
- 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:45,210 Ты умрёшь от сердечного приступа в 43.
- 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,770 Если... Если...
- 00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:51,550 Если можно!
- 00:21:51,620 --> 00:21:52,980 Босс хочет тебя видеть.
- 00:21:53,260 --> 00:21:56,590 - Это предсказание или... - Просто поговори с ним, Стив.
- 00:21:56,600 --> 00:22:01,600 Переведено студией HDrezka Studio.
- 00:00:04,380 --> 00:00:07,882 I gotta ask, is someone requesting pancakes
- 00:00:07,883 --> 00:00:10,927 because it feels like we eat them all the time.
- 00:00:13,973 --> 00:00:16,224 It just says, "The hospital."
- 00:00:16,225 --> 00:00:17,600 Bold caller I.D.
- 00:00:17,601 --> 00:00:21,062 Hello? Oh. H-Hey, Junior.
- 00:00:21,063 --> 00:00:22,605 Oh, geez.
- 00:00:22,606 --> 00:00:25,734 Oh. Oh, okay. Yeah. Bye.
- 00:00:25,735 --> 00:00:28,361 That was my son...
- 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:30,905 Morty Jr., with the hands,
- 00:00:30,906 --> 00:00:32,073 you know, coming out of his head.
- 00:00:32,074 --> 00:00:34,492 Oh fuuuuuuck that guy!
- 00:00:34,493 --> 00:00:35,618 Ugh. Boo.
- 00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:37,203 - Guys! Come on! - Morty.
- 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:38,705 He wrote a "New York Times" bestseller
- 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:40,957 about what a bad dad you are.
- 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:43,084 It made us look bad for raising you.
- 00:00:43,085 --> 00:00:46,087 From one writer to another, the guy is a hack piece of shit.
- 00:00:46,088 --> 00:00:48,047 It's okay to hate your kids, Morty.
- 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:50,508 But he called from the hospital.
- 00:00:50,509 --> 00:00:52,010 You think he's dying?
- 00:00:52,011 --> 00:00:53,261 Who cares?
- 00:00:55,681 --> 00:00:57,515 Well, it's not me.
- 00:00:57,516 --> 00:00:59,893 Oh, shit. Our table's ready.
- 00:00:59,894 --> 00:01:01,311 OMG!
- 00:01:01,312 --> 00:01:02,937 Summer made me get a reservation for us
- 00:01:02,938 --> 00:01:04,856 at some dumb Pre-Cog restaurant.
- 00:01:04,857 --> 00:01:06,399 It's the toast of Food-Tok.
- 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:07,776 They predetermine what you'd want to eat
- 00:01:07,777 --> 00:01:09,986 before you even get there.
- 00:01:09,987 --> 00:01:11,529 Time to see if this place is worth having to go to it.
- 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:13,531 It'll beat this shit.
- 00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:15,033 Opa!
- 00:01:15,034 --> 00:01:17,702 Hey, Morty. Sorry about your terrible son.
- 00:01:17,703 --> 00:01:19,746 I say let him die alone in that hospital bed.
- 00:01:21,165 --> 00:01:23,166 Damn. Rule of threes, huh?
- 00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:25,126 Oh! My vibrator.
- 00:01:25,127 --> 00:01:27,170 Sorry, honey.
- 00:01:27,171 --> 00:01:29,172 <i>Our</i> vibrator.
- 00:01:29,173 --> 00:01:31,925 What, do you want me to pull it out and show it to you?
- 00:01:31,926 --> 00:01:33,551 - We're good. - Let's get the hell out of here.
- 00:01:33,552 --> 00:01:35,929 Jesus Christ.
- 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:10,255 Welcome back to "Downbeat: The Game The Show."
- 00:02:10,256 --> 00:02:12,799 Contestants, you know the rules.
- 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,634 Father, you came.
- 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:18,096 {\an8}Junior. Wow, you got old fast.
- 00:02:18,097 --> 00:02:20,808 {\an8}Well, time flies when you're a Gazorpian.
- 00:02:23,519 --> 00:02:25,395 {\an8}I suppose you read the book.
- 00:02:25,396 --> 00:02:28,398 {\an8}It was hard to avoid for a while.
- 00:02:28,399 --> 00:02:30,191 {\an8}Yeah, you said some tough stuff
- 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:31,985 {\an8}to a pretty wide audience.
- 00:02:31,986 --> 00:02:33,903 {\an8}I'm... sorry.
- 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:37,448 {\an8}Hey, that's family, I guess.
- 00:02:37,449 --> 00:02:41,244 {\an8}Can't help but notice you're... dying?
- 00:02:41,245 --> 00:02:43,162 {\an8}I didn't ask you here
- 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,789 {\an8}to talk about that.
- 00:02:44,790 --> 00:02:48,459 {\an8}I was hoping you'd help me make peace with my mother.
- 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:52,755 {\an8}Ohh... yeah. That might be tough.
- 00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:56,342 {\an8}Um, the thing is, your mother was...
- 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:58,011 {\an8}A semen receptacle?
- 00:02:58,012 --> 00:03:02,515 {\an8}Oh. You, uh, you heard. Huh?
- 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:03,766 {\an8}I know she was made to process seed
- 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:05,894 {\an8}and never technically alive,
- 00:03:05,895 --> 00:03:08,646 {\an8}but I'd still like to pay my respects.
- 00:03:08,647 --> 00:03:12,567 {\an8}Well, see, I'm not proud of where she ended up.
- 00:03:12,568 --> 00:03:15,194 {\an8}You think I'm proud of any of my life choices?
- 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:18,197 {\an8}Yeah, I did hear about the, uh,
- 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,657 {\an8}the soft canceling.
- 00:03:19,658 --> 00:03:21,242 {\an8}Oh.
- 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:23,328 {\an8}I didn't take any joy from it.
- 00:03:23,329 --> 00:03:25,956 {\an8}You know what? Let's-- Let's see what we can do.
- 00:03:29,293 --> 00:03:31,502 {\an8}I love when restaurants have a big tank.
- 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:32,962 {\an8}I don't know, this aesthetic
- 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:34,297 {\an8}really clashes with the table buzzer.
- 00:03:34,298 --> 00:03:36,382 {\an8}Smith, party of two.
- 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:38,760 {\an8}Oh, my God. So worth it.
- 00:03:38,761 --> 00:03:40,428 {\an8}Perfectly predicted.
- 00:03:40,429 --> 00:03:43,265 {\an8}Oh, I did want this, but I never saw it coming.
- 00:03:45,309 --> 00:03:47,060 {\an8}Oh, snap, the wooden balls.
- 00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:48,645 {\an8}You think the cogs are behind there?
- 00:03:48,646 --> 00:03:50,229 {\an8}Who cares? This place is all gimmick.
- 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,398 {\an8}Are you grumpy about everything?
- 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:55,276 {\an8}They bring you food and you eat it.
- 00:03:55,277 --> 00:03:56,986 {\an8}Ooh, that's totally us.
- 00:03:56,987 --> 00:03:59,197 {\an8}What do you think I ordered, ribs? No, boring.
- 00:03:59,198 --> 00:04:02,659 {\an8}Space ribs.
- 00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:05,620 {\an8}Oh, nice. Morlackian fawn.
- 00:04:05,621 --> 00:04:07,373 {\an8}Aside its mother's tentacle.
- 00:04:09,375 --> 00:04:11,167 {\an8}Mm. Pretty good.
- 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:13,837 {\an8}See? Lay it on me.
- 00:04:15,965 --> 00:04:17,006 {\an8}Avocado toast?
- 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:19,342 {\an8}With cracked pepper on top.
- 00:04:19,343 --> 00:04:20,885 {\an8}O...kay.
- 00:04:20,886 --> 00:04:23,012 {\an8}I mean, pepper's pretty normal.
- 00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:26,016 {\an8}So are you. You brought us to a restaurant from the Internet.
- 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,481 Ew. Okay.
- 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:36,275 Yes, I guess I deserve this.
- 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,361 You're not pranking me?
- 00:04:38,362 --> 00:04:40,571 No, no, this is where Gwendolyn was laid to rest.
- 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:42,782 Is this your trash bin?
- 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:46,035 Rick's... gar-bage por-tal.
- 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:47,745 Uh, it doesn't sound any better.
- 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:49,914 Look, I told you I wasn't proud of this.
- 00:04:49,915 --> 00:04:51,416 Alright then.
- 00:04:51,417 --> 00:04:53,918 "Mother,
- 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:57,046 I'm told your mouth was always open.
- 00:04:57,047 --> 00:05:00,842 But I'm sure your heart was as well."
- 00:05:00,843 --> 00:05:02,885 Ah, who am I kidding? This sucks.
- 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:05,805 Wait. I-I see you're making a move to go in.
- 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:08,516 I will go in first. Okay?
- 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:10,226 Morty Jr.: Whoa!
- 00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:12,645 How much stuff does your grandfather throw away?
- 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,564 A lot.
- 00:05:14,565 --> 00:05:15,690 He likes to get drunk and invent stuff
- 00:05:15,691 --> 00:05:16,733 that doesn't make any sense.
- 00:05:16,734 --> 00:05:18,609 Pretty wasteful.
- 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:20,862 Yeah, that's why Rick built Salva-tron--
- 00:05:20,863 --> 00:05:22,864 a self-replicating system
- 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:24,574 that filters the trash for anything valuable.
- 00:05:24,575 --> 00:05:27,035 Oh, they're coming over. Just a formality.
- 00:05:27,036 --> 00:05:29,454 {\an8}Salva-tron: Value detected. Value detected.
- 00:05:29,455 --> 00:05:31,914 {\an8}Uh... hmm.
- 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:34,042 {\an8}Uh, hesitancy detected?
- 00:05:34,043 --> 00:05:35,543 {\an8}Yeah. What's up?
- 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:38,004 Uh, it's just if I find anything of value,
- 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:40,006 I have to tell Rick about it.
- 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:42,091 Okay.
- 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:44,218 And, you know, talking to Rick can be dicey.
- 00:05:44,219 --> 00:05:46,971 I mean, the last Salva-tron found a bag of diamonds,
- 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:49,390 and Rick yelled at them about how diamonds are bullshit.
- 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:52,393 Right. But I'm his grandson.
- 00:05:52,394 --> 00:05:54,854 How do I know he didn't throw his grandson away?
- 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:57,398 Sorry, pal, but I can't risk it.
- 00:05:57,399 --> 00:06:00,193 Good news is, you will look like trash when I'm done.
- 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:01,611 Run!
- 00:06:01,612 --> 00:06:03,696 How was that good news?!
- 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:06,616 Mmm-mmm.
- 00:06:06,617 --> 00:06:07,867 Even the plate tastes good.
- 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:09,243 What's the story with dessert?
- 00:06:09,244 --> 00:06:10,787 Can I just ask for lava cake?
- 00:06:10,788 --> 00:06:13,039 Or do I have to think it at them?
- 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,916 Alright, I'll try it.
- 00:06:14,917 --> 00:06:16,835 Maybe I'm missing something.
- 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:22,298 No! It's just fucking avocado toast!
- 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:24,134 And the avocado's not even that ripe.
- 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:28,346 Summer, this place runs on future-predicty
- 00:06:28,347 --> 00:06:29,806 pre-cog bullshit.
- 00:06:29,807 --> 00:06:30,766 You don't want to get caught up in that.
- 00:06:32,810 --> 00:06:34,936 - I'm gonna say something. - No! Summer!
- 00:06:34,937 --> 00:06:38,439 You're not Morty. I can't just grab you.
- 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:39,690 Which one of you assholes--
- 00:06:39,691 --> 00:06:41,067 Did this to me?
- 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,276 Hey, no finishing my sentences.
- 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:43,653 You're wrong about me.
- 00:06:43,654 --> 00:06:45,321 I want hype, sophisticated space food
- 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:47,240 with an element of cruelty in its preparation.
- 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:50,034 Come on, Sum-Sum, they're clearly luring us
- 00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:51,285 into some complicated, 12-steps-ahead examination
- 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:53,204 of determinism and causality.
- 00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:55,414 Anything you do here pulls us further into their bullshit.
- 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:56,874 - I'm-- - Pre-Cogs: More complex than that.
- 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:58,417 - I said stop that! - I said stop that!
- 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:00,044 Ohh! You guys think you know everything
- 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:02,421 with your big heads and slimming bodysuits,
- 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:06,134 but maybe you won't see <i>this!</i>
- 00:07:06,135 --> 00:07:07,677 Ow! Fuck!
- 00:07:07,678 --> 00:07:09,887 Jesus, Summer! You hit it with a pan?
- 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:11,180 I thought it would see it coming.
- 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:13,182 I even teed it up a little.
- 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:14,767 <i>Summer Smith, come out with your hands up.</i>
- 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:16,686 <i>You are under arrest.</i>
- 00:07:16,687 --> 00:07:18,229 - How'd the cops get here so fast? - They obviously--
- 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:19,522 Pre-Cogs: Called in a tip ahead of time.
- 00:07:19,523 --> 00:07:21,566 Ohh! You like that?
- 00:07:21,567 --> 00:07:23,818 You like us saying the same thing at the same time?
- 00:07:23,819 --> 00:07:25,319 'Cause that could be the whole story, Summer.
- 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:26,863 Except it won't, because--
- 00:07:26,864 --> 00:07:28,364 Pre-Cogs: The cops are surrounding us.
- 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:30,575 Shut up! We're stuck in this now.
- 00:07:30,576 --> 00:07:32,368 The only reason I haven't burned this place to the ground
- 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:34,412 is because the cogs probably want that.
- 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:37,123 Rick Sanchez will realize the cogs are a better hang.
- 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:39,167 What? That would only be true if--
- 00:07:39,168 --> 00:07:41,502 The cogs only want what he wants.
- 00:07:41,503 --> 00:07:44,255 - Okay. What do I want? - Dessert!
- 00:07:44,256 --> 00:07:45,506 It is already ordered.
- 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:47,091 Pre-Cog 2: To a cool safehouse.
- 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:48,885 I'm listening.
- 00:07:48,886 --> 00:07:49,969 You're flipping sides over dessert?
- 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:52,054 Hey, I like my meal.
- 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:53,598 But this is exactly what you said they'd do to me.
- 00:07:53,599 --> 00:07:55,308 Yeah. And you got us into this mess.
- 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:57,852 New plan, Summer, we're taking these cogs to go.
- 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:01,230 Come back!
- 00:08:01,231 --> 00:08:02,481 Maybe I just need to scan you again.
- 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:09,030 Guys? Hello?
- 00:08:09,031 --> 00:08:11,032 I see a bunch of rubble.
- 00:08:11,033 --> 00:08:13,784 Is it safe to say I killed you?
- 00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:17,997 Salva-tron, you've done it again.
- 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:20,416 Ah! Junior!
- 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:23,211 Oh, God. Are you okay?
- 00:08:23,212 --> 00:08:24,879 I hope I didn't speed up your death.
- 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:28,299 I'm alright... I-I think. Is that
- 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:30,134 a walking pizza box?
- 00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:32,762 It's not safe here. Come quickly.
- 00:08:32,763 --> 00:08:34,764 We call it Garbtopia because it's made of garbage.
- 00:08:34,765 --> 00:08:36,474 Yeah, I got it.
- 00:08:36,475 --> 00:08:38,476 So Salva-tron's just been attacking everything?
- 00:08:38,477 --> 00:08:41,562 If it's all garbage, there's no need to tell Rick.
- 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:44,106 Morty Jr.: Look at all these eclectic survivors.
- 00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:46,025 Yeah, there was a while
- 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,526 where Rick's inventions could all walk and talk.
- 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:50,029 Hey, big boy. Wanna drain that python?
- 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,114 Ehh, it was a short period.
- 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:54,116 Hey, uh, we're looking for someone.
- 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:55,993 Can you help us?
- 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:57,286 I think I saw her in the graveyard.
- 00:08:59,498 --> 00:09:01,332 Down that tunnel over there.
- 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:03,459 Oh, and the pizza points the way.
- 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:04,835 Wish you hadn't shit it on the ground.
- 00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:07,255 I'm kind of hungry. Junior?
- 00:09:07,256 --> 00:09:11,634 Gobliniduss, claim your magic power!
- 00:09:11,635 --> 00:09:13,844 But how do I find it?
- 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:16,097 ♪ Brave little goblin, all alone ♪
- 00:09:16,098 --> 00:09:18,975 ♪ No parents here to raise you ♪
- 00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:21,560 ♪ Go, little goblin, leave that home ♪
- 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:25,022 ♪ Your magic will amaze you ♪
- 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:27,066 It's the enchanted Goblin series.
- 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,859 Yeah, it's like our Bible down here.
- 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:31,153 I wrote "Enchanted Goblin."
- 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:32,739 All seven books.
- 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:37,076 I guess you really enjoyed that box set I sent you.
- 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,494 We have a complicated relationship!
- 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:40,830 No, no,
- 00:09:40,831 --> 00:09:42,915 my first book wouldn't exactly have left you aching for more.
- 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,042 That's all in the past, son.
- 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:47,295 I'm glad we're on this adventure together.
- 00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:50,674 Now, what do you say we go see your dead mom?
- 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,927 Summer Smith, 2:00.
- 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,679 She complains about you having a good time.
- 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:58,180 Don't get in the water.
- 00:09:58,181 --> 00:09:59,348 I need a dry person to hand me things.
- 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:01,142 We've been here for hours.
- 00:10:01,143 --> 00:10:02,435 By design, it's called holing up.
- 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:04,478 Relax.
- 00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:06,188 Have some of the giant eclair they knew would delight me.
- 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:08,190 It really is so fun that it's big.
- 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:10,484 Summer Smith will not relax.
- 00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:12,528 Yeah, because Rick's hanging with you guys instead of me.
- 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:15,031 Summer, you threw a pan at them and they took us to a pool.
- 00:10:15,032 --> 00:10:16,240 The cogs are great.
- 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:17,826 Check this out.
- 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:23,414 See this? We didn't rehearse it at all.
- 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:25,791 So much for being trapped in its cog bullshit.
- 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,626 Weren't you all worried about its end game?
- 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,087 Summer, this is its endgame. It loves me.
- 00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:31,547 And if it wanted to be free,
- 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:32,548 it could leave at any time it wants.
- 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:33,883 Open-door policy.
- 00:10:33,884 --> 00:10:35,217 - Gasp! - Oh, come on.
- 00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:36,552 Like you didn't know I'd do that.
- 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:38,304 Why are you sulking?
- 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,805 You wanted to be at a restaurant with cogs.
- 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,599 This is nominally different at best.
- 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,976 I wanted to be at a restaurant with you.
- 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,187 I just wanted you to try some cool shit with me.
- 00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:48,230 Summer, you wanted me on this dumb hang
- 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:50,441 because deep down, you think you know what I want.
- 00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:53,819 This thing actually knows before I even want it.
- 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:56,280 Mmm. Wow. Eclair's good wet, too.
- 00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:57,782 Pre-Cogs: Rick does Jell-O shots.
- 00:10:57,783 --> 00:10:59,075 Rick does Jell-O shots.
- 00:10:59,076 --> 00:11:01,160 These cogs know what's up.
- 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,912 Jell-O shot delivery.
- 00:11:02,913 --> 00:11:05,039 Can you grab 'em, Summer?
- 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:06,665 This is why it's good to have someone out of the pool.
- 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,626 - I-- - Pre-Cogs: Hate these cog assholes.
- 00:11:08,627 --> 00:11:11,128 I love you guys.
- 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:12,588 Shots, shots, shots!
- 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:15,216 My God.
- 00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:17,760 Yeah, I guess one man's trash
- 00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:21,263 is another man's beautiful cemetery?
- 00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:22,556 Looks like there's a sex-robot section
- 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:23,809 over that way.
- 00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:28,897 There she is.
- 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:32,691 Hello, Mother.
- 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,111 It's me, your baby boy.
- 00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:36,946 I wish I could have known you.
- 00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:39,907 She was the finest I ever had.
- 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:42,201 Well, top three. Top five, at least.
- 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,953 Oh, top five, eh?
- 00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:45,621 There's a lot more than five, too.
- 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,206 It's high praise.
- 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,166 Your mom could really throw it back.
- 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:51,210 Oh, I know a thing or two about ranking
- 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,420 whom I've slept with.
- 00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:54,422 Oh, yeah?
- 00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:57,174 Two words-- Heather Locklear.
- 00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:58,926 That's my boy.
- 00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:01,887 Thank you for bringing me here... Dad.
- 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:04,640 You're welcome, son. I'm happy we did this.
- 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:08,477 So... are... we!
- 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:09,520 {\an8}God! Who are you?!
- 00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:10,771 {\an8}L-Let us go!
- 00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:12,898 I am that which should not be.
- 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:16,068 I am the trash of the trash.
- 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,446 They don't let me live with everyone else.
- 00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:21,115 Human boy. Rick spawn.
- 00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:24,243 I know you can open the door to the up-above.
- 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,619 Salva-tron will kill us up there!
- 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:27,955 I'll take my chances.
- 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:29,290 I'm sorry, Junior.
- 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:31,625 I <i>was</i> a horrible father.
- 00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:34,170 I didn't understand the consequences of anything.
- 00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:36,297 And now this thing's gonna kill us
- 00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:37,548 when you were already dying.
- 00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,091 I'm the fucking worst.
- 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,760 Well, I'm-- I'm not actually dying.
- 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,596 - What? - You just sort of inferred.
- 00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:46,515 Projected, really. I never said out loud I was dying.
- 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:47,808 What?!
- 00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:49,018 I needed material for my new book.
- 00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:50,728 A sequel to "My Horrible Father."
- 00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:52,646 It's my only book that made money.
- 00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:54,857 Let me punch him! Let me punch my asshole son!
- 00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:56,942 You're both assholes.
- 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:59,695 That conversation you just had about ranking women was gross.
- 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,447 It was trash planet talk.
- 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,032 - So is this! - Oh!
- 00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,242 - Ugh. - No! Junior!
- 00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:06,494 Junior!!
- 00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:09,747 Just another day in Garbtopia.
- 00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:11,750 - Let's ride. - No!
- 00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:15,211 You suck! My kid sucked, too,
- 00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:16,629 but I didn't want him to die.
- 00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,130 Shut up!
- 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,466 - Open it with your meat paddle! - No!
- 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,638 <i>Looks like we got a Scenario 3 here, Morty.</i>
- 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:27,681 <i>You're clearly leading some kind of trash rebellion</i>
- 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,433 <i>or something is wearing your skin.</i>
- 00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,560 <i>I don't know, I only recorded three scenarios,</i>
- 00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:33,854 <i>and the other two are about you doing a Goonies.</i>
- 00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:37,066 <i>Anyway, talk to Salva-tron. They'll sort this out.</i>
- 00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:39,527 No, not Salva-tron!
- 00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:41,153 {\an8}Rick, it's not a Scenario 3!
- 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:44,114 No! Make that ladder come down!
- 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:46,492 I'm trying! I don't want to be here either!
- 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,452 Aw, man, you're still alive?!
- 00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:50,204 And what's this fucking thing?
- 00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,956 This is not good for me.
- 00:13:51,957 --> 00:13:53,165 Oh!
- 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,917 I have to get back...
- 00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:56,669 to my wife.
- 00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:00,965 Ah, shit.
- 00:14:00,966 --> 00:14:02,800 Crawl out farther so I can shoot you.
- 00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:05,469 Why would I do that? Ugh!
- 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,638 Fine. I'll do it myself.
- 00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:09,765 Seriously?
- 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,475 This trash is not sturdy.
- 00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:15,020 Alright. I'm actually gonna go check this time.
- 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:18,984 There's tunnels down here?! Ah, geez.
- 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:21,860 Yoo-hoo!
- 00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:26,699 Talk about value detected.
- 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:27,825 Aah!
- 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:33,664 She had more value than you could ever know.
- 00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:35,249 Junior! You're alive?!
- 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:37,793 Courtesy of my loyal fans here.
- 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:40,462 These autograph hounds found me dying in the cemetery,
- 00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:42,131 patched me up and tunneled us to you.
- 00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:44,425 You really found your audience, huh?
- 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:46,969 I'm sorry for trying to sell you out again.
- 00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:48,887 The only thing that ever made me valuable was...
- 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,974 trashing you.
- 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,602 I'm so broke, Dad.
- 00:14:54,603 --> 00:14:56,729 There are so many paternity lawsuits.
- 00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:59,481 Let's just say "The New Yorker" has been sniffing around.
- 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:01,400 Listen, Salva-tron knows about the tunnels.
- 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:05,154 We got to warn everyone. Also, can you sign this now?
- 00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:07,990 What the...
- 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:10,451 Hello? Summer?
- 00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:13,579 I think the cogs drugged me and bailed.
- 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,832 Summer?!
- 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,917 Aah!
- 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:22,546 Summer Smith drugs the cogs! Summer Smith drugs the cogs!
- 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,298 Picked up on that, huh?
- 00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:25,841 Like you didn't know this was coming?
- 00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:29,470 Summer Smith gets us killed.
- 00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:32,556 That's right. Or the cogs tell the truth.
- 00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,183 Is avocado toast what I wanted?
- 00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:35,517 What?
- 00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:38,020 Is avocado toast what I wanted?
- 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,521 Okay, okay. It wasn't.
- 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,231 And I'm a good hang.
- 00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:43,525 You are. You were right. We used you
- 00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:45,486 to get to your grandpa to get to you.
- 00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:46,987 Damn right.
- 00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:48,530 I knew I wasn't a basic avocado-ass bitch,
- 00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:50,282 so let's just get to where you want to get
- 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,660 so I can be free of this story.
- 00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:54,453 We're down.
- 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,288 - Oh, shit. - Give me back my cogs!
- 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,956 Sorry, Grandpa!
- 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,416 You said not to get caught up in cog bullshit.
- 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:01,001 So I'm doing the opposite of that.
- 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:02,586 This isn't the opposite of that.
- 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,797 Summer Smith makes a hard right in two seconds.
- 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:05,923 But that's a billboard.
- 00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,675 She makes a hard right.
- 00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:10,928 I'm trusting you guys!
- 00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:12,596 Holy shit. You guys are amazing.
- 00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:15,349 You don't deserve my bald little beauties.
- 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:16,517 She does a barrel roll.
- 00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:22,815 You're ruining this, Summer!
- 00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,692 All that future-predicty cog nonsense
- 00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:25,859 was finally working for me.
- 00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:27,277 Aah!
- 00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:29,488 I thought you wanted to hang out today.
- 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,074 Not like this!
- 00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:34,159 She pulls the parking brake.
- 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,333 Left. Right. Right. Left.
- 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,627 She runs her grandpa off the freeway!
- 00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:46,463 Uh! Aah!
- 00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:49,174 Trash people. My people.
- 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:52,010 - Salva-tron knows of Garbtopia. - No!
- 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:55,431 Our only chance is to take this battle to them!
- 00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:57,433 Uh, if I may.
- 00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:58,976 It would be suicide to take a run at Salva-tron's tower.
- 00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:00,227 I agree.
- 00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:01,562 Don't listen to him.
- 00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:02,771 That's just Devil's Advocate bot.
- 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,523 I'm glad Rick trashed him.
- 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:08,026 Uh, if I may. You don't look glad.
- 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,449 Damn, what a noise.
- 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,703 The Horn of Gobliniduss is a reminder
- 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,538 that anything is possible.
- 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:20,914 It was blown before they toppled
- 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,249 Gobnobb the Elf Son in book two.
- 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,959 And Bluegalshmoo in book three.
- 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,003 Also the White Wizard in book four.
- 00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:28,714 Alright, I get it. I went to the same well a lot.
- 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,591 You read "Enchanted Goblin"?
- 00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:32,176 Yeah, I loved it.
- 00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:34,261 I'm 14. I'm the target audience.
- 00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:35,804 {\an8}Salva-tron's at the gates!
- 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,442 {\an8}Salva-tron: Value not detected.
- 00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:52,322 Pow! Right in the pisser.
- 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:57,159 I fell for a urinal bomb?!
- 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,286 That's so embarrassing!
- 00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:02,122 Morty, my life was great until you showed up!
- 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,543 Eat shit in Hell, tower!
- 00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,337 Watch out!
- 00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:20,933 My people! Topple your oppressor!
- 00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:31,151 Salva-tron: Don't... tell Rick... about this.
- 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:36,990 Poor Salva-tron. They were just like us,
- 00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:39,243 afraid of being discarded.
- 00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:42,371 But today we begin a new era,
- 00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:46,167 where everyone has value, especially authors.
- 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,419 I'm still a little trash.
- 00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:51,004 I guess you get it from your dad.
- 00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:06,395 Right on time. This food truck is very busy.
- 00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:07,980 Yeah, there's even
- 00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,106 that staggering old man they mentioned.
- 00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:11,233 - Jesus. - Wow.
- 00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:13,235 You put us through all that just to help a burnt-out
- 00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:15,279 restaurant staff start a food truck?
- 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,030 Basic.
- 00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:19,741 She is more complex than that.
- 00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:22,202 Damn. Great dog.
- 00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:23,871 That's better than avocado toast?
- 00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:25,956 You don't get nuance.
- 00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:28,584 You sure you cogs don't want to keep hanging out?
- 00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,669 Was it ever real?
- 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:34,798 Rick Sanchez doesn't want to hear the answer to that.
- 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:37,092 But if he did?
- 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:40,012 Ow. Ooh. Ow.
- 00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:42,723 I tried the portal again.
- 00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:44,099 No dice.
- 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,642 Rick really hates "The Goonies."
- 00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:48,228 I think we're going to like it in Garbtopia.
- 00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:51,315 In fact, I've taken a trash wife.
- 00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:53,233 You've taken her?
- 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,819 We gave ourselves to each other.
- 00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:58,947 I'd stay down here even if there was a way out.
- 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,282 They won't be able to make you
- 00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:01,533 pay child support down here, huh?
- 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,244 Oh, Dad.
- 00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:07,289 Look at the two of us, spending time together.
- 00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,083 Yeah. This is nice.
- 00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:15,464 Is that a food truck?
- 00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:17,382 We're already gentrifying.
- 00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,426 Rick! Rick! Rick, get me out of here!
- 00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:21,303 Oh, God!
- 00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:23,305 Don't worry. Our son won't be like him.
- 00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:25,641 It's nothing personal. I'm only 14.
- 00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:27,267 I gotta get out of here.
- 00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:29,603 That was the last time I saw my father.
- 00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:32,189 Once more, my mother's voice came to me,
- 00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:33,774 carried on the wind.
- 00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:35,651 "Be free, my son."
- 00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:38,028 {\an8}And somehow I did feel free.
- 00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:42,157 {\an8}My father was horrible and my mother was garbage.
- 00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:44,451 {\an8}But I knew myself now.
- 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:47,788 {\an8}And somehow, that was enough.
- 00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:50,666 - Told you. - That little shit.
- 00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:53,293 I can't believe he got a book deal on Rick's trash moon.
- 00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:56,296 Come on, we're boarding. You guys still read books?
- 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:33,542 Order 53, hot cog, Chicago style.
- 00:21:33,543 --> 00:21:35,335 Uh, if I may,
- 00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:37,087 I know there's zero substitutions,
- 00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:39,339 but I would never want onions in my hot dog.
- 00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:40,799 Yes, you do.
- 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,592 Uh, if I may, I do not.
- 00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:45,804 You die of a massive coronary at the age of 43.
- 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:50,392 Uh, if-- if--
- 00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:51,852 if I may.
- 00:21:51,853 --> 00:21:53,228 Boss wants to see you.
- 00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:54,980 Is that a prediction or...?
- 00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:56,858 Just go talk to him, Steve.
- 00:21:58,359 --> 00:21:59,360 Did you get any of that?
- 00:00:04,380 --> 00:00:07,882 I gotta ask, is someone requesting pancakes
- 00:00:07,883 --> 00:00:10,927 because it feels like we eat them all the time.
- 00:00:10,928 --> 00:00:13,972 [ Cellphone buzzing ]
- 00:00:13,973 --> 00:00:16,224 It just says, "The hospital."
- 00:00:16,225 --> 00:00:17,600 Bold caller I.D.
- 00:00:17,601 --> 00:00:21,062 Hello? Oh. H-Hey, Junior.
- 00:00:21,063 --> 00:00:22,605 Oh, geez.
- 00:00:22,606 --> 00:00:25,734 Oh. Oh, okay. Yeah. Bye.
- 00:00:25,735 --> 00:00:28,361 That was my son...
- 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:30,905 Morty Jr., with the hands,
- 00:00:30,906 --> 00:00:32,073 you know, coming out of his head.
- 00:00:32,074 --> 00:00:34,492 Oh fuuuuuuck that guy!
- 00:00:34,493 --> 00:00:35,618 Ugh. Boo.
- 00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:37,203 - Guys! Come on! - Morty.
- 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:38,705 He wrote a "New York Times" bestseller
- 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:40,957 about what a bad dad you are.
- 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:43,084 It made us look bad for raising you.
- 00:00:43,085 --> 00:00:46,087 From one writer to another, the guy is a hack piece of shit.
- 00:00:46,088 --> 00:00:48,047 It's okay to hate your kids, Morty.
- 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:50,508 But he called from the hospital.
- 00:00:50,509 --> 00:00:52,010 [ Gasps ] You think he's dying?
- 00:00:52,011 --> 00:00:53,261 Who cares?
- 00:00:53,262 --> 00:00:55,680 [ Cellphone buzzing ]
- 00:00:55,681 --> 00:00:57,515 Well, it's not me.
- 00:00:57,516 --> 00:00:59,893 [ Burps ] Oh, shit. Our table's ready.
- 00:00:59,894 --> 00:01:01,311 OMG!
- 00:01:01,312 --> 00:01:02,937 Summer made me get a reservation for us
- 00:01:02,938 --> 00:01:04,856 at some dumb Pre-Cog restaurant.
- 00:01:04,857 --> 00:01:06,399 It's the toast of Food-Tok.
- 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:07,776 They predetermine what you'd want to eat
- 00:01:07,777 --> 00:01:09,986 before you even get there.
- 00:01:09,987 --> 00:01:11,529 Time to see if this place is worth having to go to it.
- 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:13,531 It'll beat this shit. [ Glass shatters ]
- 00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:15,033 - Opa! - [ Glass shatters ]
- 00:01:15,034 --> 00:01:17,702 Hey, Morty. Sorry about your terrible son.
- 00:01:17,703 --> 00:01:19,746 I say let him die alone in that hospital bed.
- 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:21,164 [ Buzzing ]
- 00:01:21,165 --> 00:01:23,166 Damn. Rule of threes, huh?
- 00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:25,126 Oh! My vibrator.
- 00:01:25,127 --> 00:01:27,170 Sorry, honey.
- 00:01:27,171 --> 00:01:29,172 <i>Our</i> vibrator.
- 00:01:29,173 --> 00:01:31,925 What, do you want me to pull it out and show it to you?
- 00:01:31,926 --> 00:01:33,551 - We're good. - Let's get the hell out of here.
- 00:01:33,552 --> 00:01:35,929 Jesus Christ.
- 00:01:35,930 --> 00:02:07,460 {\an8}♪
- 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:10,255 Welcome back to "Downbeat: The Game The Show."
- 00:02:10,256 --> 00:02:12,799 Contestants, you know the rules.
- 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,634 Father, you came.
- 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:18,096 {\an8}Junior. Wow, you got old fast.
- 00:02:18,097 --> 00:02:20,808 {\an8}Well, time flies when you're a Gazorpian.
- 00:02:23,519 --> 00:02:25,395 {\an8}I suppose you read the book.
- 00:02:25,396 --> 00:02:28,398 {\an8}It was hard to avoid for a while.
- 00:02:28,399 --> 00:02:30,191 {\an8}Yeah, you said some tough stuff
- 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:31,985 {\an8}to a pretty wide audience.
- 00:02:31,986 --> 00:02:33,903 {\an8}I'm... sorry.
- 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:37,448 {\an8}Hey, that's family, I guess.
- 00:02:37,449 --> 00:02:41,244 {\an8}Can't help but notice you're... dying?
- 00:02:41,245 --> 00:02:43,162 {\an8}[ Chuckles ] I didn't ask you here
- 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,789 {\an8}to talk about that.
- 00:02:44,790 --> 00:02:48,459 {\an8}I was hoping you'd help me make peace with my mother.
- 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:52,755 {\an8}Ohh... yeah. That might be tough.
- 00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:56,342 {\an8}Um, the thing is, your mother was...
- 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:58,011 {\an8}A semen receptacle?
- 00:02:58,012 --> 00:03:02,515 {\an8}Oh. You, uh, you heard. Huh?
- 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:03,766 {\an8}I know she was made to process seed
- 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:05,894 {\an8}and never technically alive,
- 00:03:05,895 --> 00:03:08,646 {\an8}but I'd still like to pay my respects.
- 00:03:08,647 --> 00:03:12,567 {\an8}Well, see, I'm not proud of where she ended up.
- 00:03:12,568 --> 00:03:15,194 {\an8}You think I'm proud of any of my life choices?
- 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:18,197 {\an8}Yeah, I did hear about the, uh,
- 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,657 {\an8}the soft canceling.
- 00:03:19,658 --> 00:03:21,242 {\an8}Oh.
- 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:23,328 {\an8}I didn't take any joy from it.
- 00:03:23,329 --> 00:03:25,956 {\an8}You know what? Let's-- Let's see what we can do.
- 00:03:29,293 --> 00:03:31,502 {\an8}Summer: I love when restaurants have a big tank.
- 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:32,962 {\an8}I don't know, this aesthetic
- 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:34,297 {\an8}really clashes with the table buzzer.
- 00:03:34,298 --> 00:03:36,382 {\an8}Smith, party of two.
- 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:38,760 {\an8}Oh, my God. So worth it.
- 00:03:38,761 --> 00:03:40,428 {\an8}Perfectly predicted.
- 00:03:40,429 --> 00:03:43,265 {\an8}Oh, I did want this, but I never saw it coming.
- 00:03:45,309 --> 00:03:47,060 {\an8}Oh, snap, the wooden balls.
- 00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:48,645 {\an8}You think the cogs are behind there?
- 00:03:48,646 --> 00:03:50,229 {\an8}Who cares? This place is all gimmick.
- 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,398 {\an8}Are you grumpy about everything?
- 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:55,276 {\an8}They bring you food and you eat it.
- 00:03:55,277 --> 00:03:56,986 {\an8}Ooh, that's totally us.
- 00:03:56,987 --> 00:03:59,197 {\an8}What do you think I ordered, ribs? No, boring.
- 00:03:59,198 --> 00:04:02,659 {\an8}Space ribs.
- 00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:05,620 {\an8}Oh, nice. Morlackian fawn.
- 00:04:05,621 --> 00:04:07,373 {\an8}Aside its mother's tentacle.
- 00:04:09,375 --> 00:04:11,167 {\an8}Mm. Pretty good.
- 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:13,837 {\an8}See? Lay it on me.
- 00:04:15,965 --> 00:04:17,006 {\an8}Avocado toast?
- 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:19,342 {\an8}With cracked pepper on top.
- 00:04:19,343 --> 00:04:20,885 {\an8}O...kay.
- 00:04:20,886 --> 00:04:23,012 {\an8}I mean, pepper's pretty normal.
- 00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:26,016 {\an8}So are you. You brought us to a restaurant from the Internet.
- 00:04:27,685 --> 00:04:29,395 [ Whirs, beeps ]
- 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,481 Ew. Okay.
- 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:36,275 Yes, I guess I deserve this.
- 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,361 You're not pranking me?
- 00:04:38,362 --> 00:04:40,571 No, no, this is where Gwendolyn was laid to rest.
- 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:42,782 Is this your trash bin?
- 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:46,035 Rick's... gar-bage por-tal.
- 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:47,745 Uh, it doesn't sound any better.
- 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:49,914 Look, I told you I wasn't proud of this.
- 00:04:49,915 --> 00:04:51,416 Alright then.
- 00:04:51,417 --> 00:04:53,918 [ Clears throat ] "Mother,
- 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:57,046 I'm told your mouth was always open.
- 00:04:57,047 --> 00:05:00,842 But I'm sure your heart was as well."
- 00:05:00,843 --> 00:05:02,885 Ah, who am I kidding? This sucks.
- 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:05,805 Wait. I-I see you're making a move to go in.
- 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:08,516 I will go in first. Okay?
- 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:10,226 Morty Jr.: Whoa!
- 00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:12,645 How much stuff does your grandfather throw away?
- 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,564 A lot.
- 00:05:14,565 --> 00:05:15,690 He likes to get drunk and invent stuff
- 00:05:15,691 --> 00:05:16,733 that doesn't make any sense.
- 00:05:16,734 --> 00:05:18,609 Pretty wasteful.
- 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:20,862 Yeah, that's why Rick built Salva-tron--
- 00:05:20,863 --> 00:05:22,864 a self-replicating system
- 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:24,574 that filters the trash for anything valuable.
- 00:05:24,575 --> 00:05:27,035 Oh, they're coming over. Just a formality.
- 00:05:27,036 --> 00:05:29,454 {\an8}Salva-tron: Value detected. Value detected.
- 00:05:29,455 --> 00:05:31,914 {\an8}[ Clears throat ] Uh... hmm.
- 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:34,042 {\an8}Uh, hesitancy detected?
- 00:05:34,043 --> 00:05:35,543 {\an8}Yeah. What's up?
- 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:38,004 Uh, it's just if I find anything of value,
- 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:40,006 I have to tell Rick about it.
- 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:42,091 Okay.
- 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:44,218 And, you know, talking to Rick can be dicey.
- 00:05:44,219 --> 00:05:46,971 I mean, the last Salva-tron found a bag of diamonds,
- 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:49,390 and Rick yelled at them about how diamonds are bullshit.
- 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:52,393 Right. But I'm his grandson.
- 00:05:52,394 --> 00:05:54,854 How do I know he didn't throw his grandson away?
- 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:57,398 Sorry, pal, but I can't risk it.
- 00:05:57,399 --> 00:06:00,193 Good news is, you will look like trash when I'm done.
- 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:01,611 Run!
- 00:06:01,612 --> 00:06:03,696 How was that good news?!
- 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:06,616 - [ Gasps ] - Mmm-mmm.
- 00:06:06,617 --> 00:06:07,867 Even the plate tastes good.
- 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:09,243 What's the story with dessert?
- 00:06:09,244 --> 00:06:10,787 Can I just ask for lava cake?
- 00:06:10,788 --> 00:06:13,039 Or do I have to think it at them?
- 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,916 Alright, I'll try it.
- 00:06:14,917 --> 00:06:16,835 Maybe I'm missing something.
- 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:22,298 No! It's just fucking avocado toast!
- 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:24,134 And the avocado's not even that ripe.
- 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:28,346 Summer, this place runs on future-predicty
- 00:06:28,347 --> 00:06:29,806 pre-cog bullshit.
- 00:06:29,807 --> 00:06:30,766 You don't want to get caught up in that.
- 00:06:32,810 --> 00:06:34,936 - I'm gonna say something. - No! Summer!
- 00:06:34,937 --> 00:06:38,439 You're not Morty. I can't just grab you.
- 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:39,690 Which one of you assholes--
- 00:06:39,691 --> 00:06:41,067 Did this to me?
- 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,276 Hey, no finishing my sentences.
- 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:43,653 You're wrong about me.
- 00:06:43,654 --> 00:06:45,321 I want hype, sophisticated space food
- 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:47,240 with an element of cruelty in its preparation.
- 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:50,034 Come on, Sum-Sum, they're clearly luring us
- 00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:51,285 into some complicated, 12-steps-ahead examination
- 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:53,204 of determinism and causality.
- 00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:55,414 Anything you do here pulls us further into their bullshit.
- 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:56,874 - I'm-- - Pre-Cogs: More complex than that.
- 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:58,417 - I said stop that! - I said stop that!
- 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:00,044 Ohh! You guys think you know everything
- 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:02,421 with your big heads and slimming bodysuits,
- 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:06,134 but maybe you won't see <i>this!</i>
- 00:07:06,135 --> 00:07:07,677 Ow! Fuck!
- 00:07:07,678 --> 00:07:09,887 Jesus, Summer! You hit it with a pan?
- 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:11,180 I thought it would see it coming.
- 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:13,182 I even teed it up a little.
- 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:14,767 Officer: <i>Summer Smith, come out with your hands up.</i>
- 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:16,686 <i>You are under arrest.</i>
- 00:07:16,687 --> 00:07:18,229 - How'd the cops get here so fast? - They obviously--
- 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:19,522 Pre-Cogs: Called in a tip ahead of time.
- 00:07:19,523 --> 00:07:21,566 Ohh! You like that?
- 00:07:21,567 --> 00:07:23,818 You like us saying the same thing at the same time?
- 00:07:23,819 --> 00:07:25,319 'Cause that could be the whole story, Summer.
- 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:26,863 Except it won't, because--
- 00:07:26,864 --> 00:07:28,364 Pre-Cogs: The cops are surrounding us.
- 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:30,575 Shut up! We're stuck in this now.
- 00:07:30,576 --> 00:07:32,368 The only reason I haven't burned this place to the ground
- 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:34,412 is because the cogs probably want that.
- 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:37,123 Rick Sanchez will realize the cogs are a better hang.
- 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:39,167 What? That would only be true if--
- 00:07:39,168 --> 00:07:41,502 The cogs only want what he wants.
- 00:07:41,503 --> 00:07:44,255 - Okay. What do I want? - Dessert!
- 00:07:44,256 --> 00:07:45,506 It is already ordered.
- 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:47,091 Pre-Cog 2: To a cool safehouse.
- 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:48,885 I'm listening.
- 00:07:48,886 --> 00:07:49,969 You're flipping sides over dessert?
- 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:52,054 Hey, I like my meal.
- 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:53,598 But this is exactly what you said they'd do to me.
- 00:07:53,599 --> 00:07:55,308 Yeah. And you got us into this mess.
- 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:57,852 New plan, Summer, we're taking these cogs to go.
- 00:07:57,853 --> 00:07:59,770 [ Both screaming ]
- 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:01,230 Come back!
- 00:08:01,231 --> 00:08:02,481 Maybe I just need to scan you again.
- 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:06,152 [ Both screaming ]
- 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:09,030 Guys? Hello?
- 00:08:09,031 --> 00:08:11,032 I see a bunch of rubble.
- 00:08:11,033 --> 00:08:13,784 Is it safe to say I killed you?
- 00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:17,997 Salva-tron, you've done it again.
- 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:20,416 [ Grunts ] Ah! Junior!
- 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:23,211 Oh, God. Are you okay?
- 00:08:23,212 --> 00:08:24,879 I hope I didn't speed up your death.
- 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:28,299 I'm alright... I-I think. Is that
- 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:30,134 a walking pizza box?
- 00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:32,762 It's not safe here. Come quickly.
- 00:08:32,763 --> 00:08:34,764 We call it Garbtopia because it's made of garbage.
- 00:08:34,765 --> 00:08:36,474 Yeah, I got it.
- 00:08:36,475 --> 00:08:38,476 So Salva-tron's just been attacking everything?
- 00:08:38,477 --> 00:08:41,562 If it's all garbage, there's no need to tell Rick.
- 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:44,106 Morty Jr.: Look at all these eclectic survivors.
- 00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:46,025 Morty: Yeah, there was a while
- 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,526 where Rick's inventions could all walk and talk.
- 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:50,029 Hey, big boy. Wanna drain that python?
- 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,114 Ehh, it was a short period.
- 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:54,116 Hey, uh, we're looking for someone.
- 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:55,993 Can you help us?
- 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:57,286 I think I saw her in the graveyard.
- 00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:59,497 [ Farts ]
- 00:08:59,498 --> 00:09:01,332 Down that tunnel over there.
- 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:03,459 Oh, and the pizza points the way.
- 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:04,835 Wish you hadn't shit it on the ground.
- 00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:07,255 I'm kind of hungry. Junior?
- 00:09:07,256 --> 00:09:11,634 Gobliniduss, claim your magic power!
- 00:09:11,635 --> 00:09:13,844 But how do I find it?
- 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:16,097 ♪ Brave little goblin, all alone ♪
- 00:09:16,098 --> 00:09:18,975 ♪ No parents here to raise you ♪
- 00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:21,560 ♪ Go, little goblin, leave that home ♪
- 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:25,022 ♪ Your magic will amaze you ♪
- 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:27,066 It's the enchanted Goblin series.
- 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,859 Yeah, it's like our Bible down here.
- 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:31,153 I wrote "Enchanted Goblin."
- 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:32,739 All seven books.
- 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:37,076 I guess you really enjoyed that box set I sent you.
- 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,494 We have a complicated relationship!
- 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:40,830 No, no,
- 00:09:40,831 --> 00:09:42,915 my first book wouldn't exactly have left you aching for more.
- 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,042 That's all in the past, son.
- 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:47,295 I'm glad we're on this adventure together.
- 00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:50,674 Now, what do you say we go see your dead mom?
- 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,927 Summer Smith, 2:00.
- 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,679 She complains about you having a good time.
- 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:58,180 Don't get in the water.
- 00:09:58,181 --> 00:09:59,348 I need a dry person to hand me things.
- 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:01,142 We've been here for hours.
- 00:10:01,143 --> 00:10:02,435 By design, it's called holing up.
- 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:04,478 Relax.
- 00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:06,188 Have some of the giant eclair they knew would delight me.
- 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:08,190 It really is so fun that it's big.
- 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:10,484 Summer Smith will not relax.
- 00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:12,528 Yeah, because Rick's hanging with you guys instead of me.
- 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:15,031 Summer, you threw a pan at them and they took us to a pool.
- 00:10:15,032 --> 00:10:16,240 The cogs are great.
- 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:17,826 Check this out.
- 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:23,414 See this? We didn't rehearse it at all.
- 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:25,791 So much for being trapped in its cog bullshit.
- 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,626 Weren't you all worried about its end game?
- 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,087 Summer, this is its endgame. It loves me.
- 00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:31,547 And if it wanted to be free,
- 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:32,548 it could leave at any time it wants.
- 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:33,883 Open-door policy.
- 00:10:33,884 --> 00:10:35,217 - Gasp! - Oh, come on.
- 00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:36,552 Like you didn't know I'd do that.
- 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:38,304 Why are you sulking?
- 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,805 You wanted to be at a restaurant with cogs.
- 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,599 This is nominally different at best.
- 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,976 I wanted to be at a restaurant with you.
- 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,187 I just wanted you to try some cool shit with me.
- 00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:48,230 Summer, you wanted me on this dumb hang
- 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:50,441 because deep down, you think you know what I want.
- 00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:53,819 This thing actually knows before I even want it.
- 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:56,280 Mmm. Wow. Eclair's good wet, too.
- 00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:57,782 Pre-Cogs: Rick does Jell-O shots.
- 00:10:57,783 --> 00:10:59,075 Rick does Jell-O shots.
- 00:10:59,076 --> 00:11:01,160 These cogs know what's up.
- 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,912 - [ Doorbell rings ] - Man: Jell-O shot delivery.
- 00:11:02,913 --> 00:11:05,039 Can you grab 'em, Summer?
- 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:06,665 This is why it's good to have someone out of the pool.
- 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,626 - I-- - Pre-Cogs: Hate these cog assholes.
- 00:11:08,627 --> 00:11:11,128 [ Laughing ] I love you guys.
- 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:12,588 All: Shots, shots, shots!
- 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:15,216 My God.
- 00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:17,760 Yeah, I guess one man's trash
- 00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:21,263 is another man's beautiful cemetery?
- 00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:22,556 Looks like there's a sex-robot section
- 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:23,809 over that way.
- 00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:28,897 There she is.
- 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:32,691 Hello, Mother.
- 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,111 It's me, your baby boy.
- 00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:36,946 I wish I could have known you.
- 00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:39,907 She was the finest I ever had.
- 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:42,201 Well, top three. Top five, at least.
- 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,953 Oh, top five, eh?
- 00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:45,621 There's a lot more than five, too.
- 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,206 It's high praise.
- 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,166 Your mom could really throw it back.
- 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:51,210 Oh, I know a thing or two about ranking
- 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,420 whom I've slept with.
- 00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:54,422 Oh, yeah?
- 00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:57,174 Two words-- Heather Locklear.
- 00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:58,926 That's my boy.
- 00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:01,887 Thank you for bringing me here... Dad.
- 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:04,640 You're welcome, son. I'm happy we did this.
- 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:08,477 So... are... we!
- 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:09,520 {\an8}God! Who are you?!
- 00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:10,771 {\an8}L-Let us go!
- 00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:12,898 I am that which should not be.
- 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:16,068 I am the trash of the trash.
- 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,446 They don't let me live with everyone else.
- 00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:21,115 Human boy. Rick spawn.
- 00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:24,243 I know you can open the door to the up-above.
- 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,619 Salva-tron will kill us up there!
- 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:27,955 I'll take my chances.
- 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:29,290 I'm sorry, Junior.
- 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:31,625 I <i>was</i> a horrible father.
- 00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:34,170 I didn't understand the consequences of anything.
- 00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:36,297 And now this thing's gonna kill us
- 00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:37,548 when you were already dying.
- 00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,091 I'm the fucking worst.
- 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,760 Well, I'm-- I'm not actually dying.
- 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,596 - What? - You just sort of inferred.
- 00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:46,515 Projected, really. I never said out loud I was dying.
- 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:47,808 What?!
- 00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:49,018 I needed material for my new book.
- 00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:50,728 A sequel to "My Horrible Father."
- 00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:52,646 It's my only book that made money.
- 00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:54,857 Let me punch him! Let me punch my asshole son!
- 00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:56,942 You're both assholes.
- 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:59,695 That conversation you just had about ranking women was gross.
- 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,447 It was trash planet talk.
- 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,032 - So is this! - Oh!
- 00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,242 - Ugh. - No! Junior!
- 00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:06,494 Junior!!
- 00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:09,747 Just another day in Garbtopia.
- 00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:11,750 - Let's ride. - No!
- 00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:15,211 You suck! My kid sucked, too,
- 00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:16,629 but I didn't want him to die.
- 00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,130 Shut up!
- 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,466 - Open it with your meat paddle! - No!
- 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:23,302 [ Beeping, buzzes ]
- 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,638 Rick: <i>Looks like we got a Scenario 3 here, Morty.</i>
- 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:27,681 <i>You're clearly leading some kind of trash rebellion</i>
- 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,433 <i>or something is wearing your skin.</i>
- 00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,560 <i>I don't know, I only recorded three scenarios,</i>
- 00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:33,854 <i>and the other two are about you doing a Goonies.</i>
- 00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:37,066 <i>Anyway, talk to Salva-tron. They'll sort this out.</i>
- 00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:39,527 No, not Salva-tron!
- 00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:41,153 {\an8}Rick, it's not a Scenario 3!
- 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:44,114 No! Make that ladder come down!
- 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:46,492 I'm trying! I don't want to be here either!
- 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,452 Aw, man, you're still alive?!
- 00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:50,204 And what's this fucking thing?
- 00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,956 This is not good for me.
- 00:13:51,957 --> 00:13:53,165 Oh!
- 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,917 I have to get back...
- 00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:56,669 to my wife.
- 00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:57,879 [ Powering down ]
- 00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:00,965 Ah, shit.
- 00:14:00,966 --> 00:14:02,800 Crawl out farther so I can shoot you.
- 00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:05,469 Why would I do that? Ugh!
- 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,638 Fine. I'll do it myself.
- 00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:09,765 Seriously?
- 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,475 This trash is not sturdy.
- 00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:15,020 Alright. I'm actually gonna go check this time.
- 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:18,984 There's tunnels down here?! Ah, geez.
- 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:21,860 Yoo-hoo!
- 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,988 [ Wolf-whistles ]
- 00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:26,699 Talk about value detected.
- 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:27,825 Aah!
- 00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:30,619 [ Drones screaming ]
- 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:33,664 She had more value than you could ever know.
- 00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:35,249 Junior! You're alive?!
- 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:37,793 Courtesy of my loyal fans here.
- 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:40,462 These autograph hounds found me dying in the cemetery,
- 00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:42,131 patched me up and tunneled us to you.
- 00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:44,425 You really found your audience, huh?
- 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:46,969 I'm sorry for trying to sell you out again.
- 00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:48,887 The only thing that ever made me valuable was...
- 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,974 trashing you.
- 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,602 I'm so broke, Dad.
- 00:14:54,603 --> 00:14:56,729 There are so many paternity lawsuits.
- 00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:59,481 Let's just say "The New Yorker" has been sniffing around.
- 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:01,400 Listen, Salva-tron knows about the tunnels.
- 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:05,154 We got to warn everyone. Also, can you sign this now?
- 00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:07,990 [ Groans ] What the...
- 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:10,451 Hello? [ Burps ] Summer?
- 00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:13,579 I think the cogs drugged me and bailed.
- 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,832 Summer?!
- 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,917 - [ Truck horn blares ] - Aah!
- 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:22,546 Summer Smith drugs the cogs! Summer Smith drugs the cogs!
- 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,298 Picked up on that, huh?
- 00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:25,841 Like you didn't know this was coming?
- 00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:27,885 [ Tires screech, cogs scream ]
- 00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:29,470 Summer Smith gets us killed.
- 00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:32,556 That's right. Or the cogs tell the truth.
- 00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,183 Is avocado toast what I wanted?
- 00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:35,517 What?
- 00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:38,020 Is avocado toast what I wanted?
- 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,521 Okay, okay. It wasn't.
- 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,231 And I'm a good hang.
- 00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:43,525 You are. You were right. We used you
- 00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:45,486 to get to your grandpa to get to you.
- 00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:46,987 Damn right.
- 00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:48,530 I knew I wasn't a basic avocado-ass bitch,
- 00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:50,282 so let's just get to where you want to get
- 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,660 so I can be free of this story.
- 00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:54,453 - We're down. - [ Truck horn honking ]
- 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,288 - Oh, shit. - Give me back my cogs!
- 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,956 Sorry, Grandpa!
- 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,416 You said not to get caught up in cog bullshit.
- 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:01,001 So I'm doing the opposite of that.
- 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:02,586 This isn't the opposite of that.
- 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,797 Summer Smith makes a hard right in two seconds.
- 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:05,923 But that's a billboard.
- 00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,675 She makes a hard right.
- 00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:10,928 I'm trusting you guys!
- 00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:12,596 Holy shit. You guys are amazing.
- 00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:15,349 - [ Thud ] - You don't deserve my bald little beauties.
- 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:16,517 She does a barrel roll.
- 00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:19,938 [ Screaming ]
- 00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:22,815 You're ruining this, Summer!
- 00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,692 All that future-predicty cog nonsense
- 00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:25,859 was finally working for me.
- 00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:27,277 Aah!
- 00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:29,488 I thought you wanted to hang out today.
- 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,074 Not like this!
- 00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:34,159 She pulls the parking brake.
- 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,829 [ Rick screaming ]
- 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,333 Left. Right. Right. Left.
- 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,627 She runs her grandpa off the freeway!
- 00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:46,463 Uh! Aah!
- 00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:49,174 Trash people. My people.
- 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:52,010 - Salva-tron knows of Garbtopia. - No!
- 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:55,431 Our only chance is to take this battle to them!
- 00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:57,433 Uh, if I may.
- 00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:58,976 It would be suicide to take a run at Salva-tron's tower.
- 00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:00,227 I agree.
- 00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:01,562 Don't listen to him.
- 00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:02,771 That's just Devil's Advocate bot.
- 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,523 I'm glad Rick trashed him.
- 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:08,026 Uh, if I may. You don't look glad.
- 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,027 [ All murmuring in agreement ]
- 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,530 [ Horn blowing ]
- 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,449 Damn, what a noise.
- 00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:15,659 [ Horn blows ]
- 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,703 The Horn of Gobliniduss is a reminder
- 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,538 that anything is possible.
- 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:20,914 It was blown before they toppled
- 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,249 Gobnobb the Elf Son in book two.
- 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,959 And Bluegalshmoo in book three.
- 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,003 Also the White Wizard in book four.
- 00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:28,714 Alright, I get it. I went to the same well a lot.
- 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,591 You read "Enchanted Goblin"?
- 00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:32,176 Yeah, I loved it.
- 00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:34,261 I'm 14. I'm the target audience.
- 00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:35,804 {\an8}Salva-tron's at the gates!
- 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:46,732 {\an8}♪
- 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,442 {\an8}Salva-tron: Value not detected.
- 00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:52,322 Pow! Right in the pisser.
- 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:57,159 I fell for a urinal bomb?!
- 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,286 That's so embarrassing!
- 00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:02,122 Morty, my life was great until you showed up!
- 00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:03,999 [ Growls ]
- 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,543 Eat shit in Hell, tower!
- 00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,337 Watch out!
- 00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:16,512 {\an8}♪
- 00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:20,933 My people! Topple your oppressor!
- 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,477 [ All yelling ]
- 00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:31,151 Salva-tron: Don't... tell Rick... about this.
- 00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:33,737 [ Powering down ]
- 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:36,990 Poor Salva-tron. They were just like us,
- 00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:39,243 afraid of being discarded.
- 00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:42,371 But today we begin a new era,
- 00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:46,167 where everyone has value, especially authors.
- 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,419 I'm still a little trash.
- 00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:51,004 I guess you get it from your dad.
- 00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:52,923 - [ Chuckling ] - [ Laughs ]
- 00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:55,552 [ All screaming ]
- 00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:06,395 Right on time. This food truck is very busy.
- 00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:07,980 Yeah, there's even
- 00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,106 that staggering old man they mentioned.
- 00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:11,233 - Jesus. - Wow.
- 00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:13,235 You put us through all that just to help a burnt-out
- 00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:15,279 restaurant staff start a food truck?
- 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,030 Basic.
- 00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:19,741 She is more complex than that.
- 00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:22,202 Damn. Great dog.
- 00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:23,871 That's better than avocado toast?
- 00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:25,956 You don't get nuance.
- 00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:28,584 You sure you cogs don't want to keep hanging out?
- 00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,669 Was it ever real?
- 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:34,798 Rick Sanchez doesn't want to hear the answer to that.
- 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:37,092 But if he did?
- 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:40,012 Morty: Ow. Ooh. Ow.
- 00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:42,723 [ Sighs ] I tried the portal again.
- 00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:44,099 No dice.
- 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,642 Rick really hates "The Goonies."
- 00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:48,228 I think we're going to like it in Garbtopia.
- 00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:51,315 In fact, I've taken a trash wife.
- 00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:53,233 You've taken her?
- 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,819 We gave ourselves to each other.
- 00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:58,947 I'd stay down here even if there was a way out.
- 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,282 They won't be able to make you
- 00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:01,533 pay child support down here, huh?
- 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,244 [ Chuckling ] Oh, Dad.
- 00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:07,289 Look at the two of us, spending time together.
- 00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,083 Yeah. This is nice.
- 00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:15,464 Is that a food truck?
- 00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:17,382 We're already gentrifying.
- 00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,426 Rick! Rick! Rick, get me out of here!
- 00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:21,303 Oh, God!
- 00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:23,305 Don't worry. Our son won't be like him.
- 00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:25,641 It's nothing personal. I'm only 14.
- 00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:27,267 I gotta get out of here.
- 00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:29,603 That was the last time I saw my father.
- 00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:32,189 Once more, my mother's voice came to me,
- 00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:33,774 carried on the wind.
- 00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:35,651 "Be free, my son."
- 00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:38,028 {\an8}And somehow I did feel free.
- 00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:42,157 {\an8}My father was horrible and my mother was garbage.
- 00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:44,451 {\an8}But I knew myself now.
- 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:47,788 {\an8}And somehow, that was enough.
- 00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:50,666 - Jerry: Told you. - That little shit.
- 00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:53,293 I can't believe he got a book deal on Rick's trash moon.
- 00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:56,296 Come on, we're boarding. You guys still read books?
- 00:20:56,297 --> 00:21:27,954 {\an8}♪
- 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:33,542 Order 53, hot cog, Chicago style.
- 00:21:33,543 --> 00:21:35,335 Uh, if I may,
- 00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:37,087 I know there's zero substitutions,
- 00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:39,339 but I would never want onions in my hot dog.
- 00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:40,799 Yes, you do.
- 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,592 Uh, if I may, I do not.
- 00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:45,804 You die of a massive coronary at the age of 43.
- 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:50,392 Uh, if-- if--
- 00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:51,852 if I may.
- 00:21:51,853 --> 00:21:53,228 Boss wants to see you.
- 00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:54,980 Is that a prediction or...?
- 00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:56,858 Just go talk to him, Steve.
- 00:21:58,359 --> 00:21:59,360 Man: Did you get any of that?
- 00:00:04,422 --> 00:00:05,715 J'ai une question.
- 00:00:05,965 --> 00:00:07,842 Quelqu'un a demandé des pancakes ?
- 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:10,553 J'ai l'impression d'en manger tout le temps.
- 00:00:13,889 --> 00:00:15,641 C'est marqué "Hôpital".
- 00:00:15,808 --> 00:00:17,184 Chelou, l'identifiant.
- 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:20,855 Salut, Junior.
- 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:22,231 Mince.
- 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:25,317 Au revoir.
- 00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:26,610 C'était mon fils.
- 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:32,074 Morty Junior, avec des mains sur la tête.
- 00:00:32,241 --> 00:00:34,452 Quel enfoiré, celui-là !
- 00:00:35,411 --> 00:00:36,787 - Arrêtez... - Morty.
- 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:40,291 Il a écrit un best-seller sur le mauvais père que tu es !
- 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:42,668 Tes parents passent pour quoi ?
- 00:00:42,835 --> 00:00:45,713 Écrivain ou pas, ce type est une grosse merde.
- 00:00:45,963 --> 00:00:48,132 On a le droit de détester ses enfants.
- 00:00:48,299 --> 00:00:50,092 Il m'a appelé de l'hôpital.
- 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:53,220 - Vous croyez qu'il va mourir ? - On s'en fout.
- 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:56,682 C'est pas moi.
- 00:00:57,767 --> 00:00:59,852 Merde, notre table est prête !
- 00:01:00,102 --> 00:01:00,811 Super !
- 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:04,356 Summer veut aller dans un resto de précogs à la con.
- 00:01:04,523 --> 00:01:05,941 Ça cartonne sur FoodTok.
- 00:01:06,108 --> 00:01:09,111 Elles prédéterminent ta commande avant que tu arrives.
- 00:01:09,278 --> 00:01:11,113 On veut tester le concept.
- 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:12,656 Ce sera mieux qu'ici !
- 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:17,536 Morty, désolé pour ton fils insupportable.
- 00:01:17,703 --> 00:01:20,206 Laisse-le crever sur son lit d'hôpital.
- 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:23,167 Jamais deux sans trois.
- 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:25,002 C'est mon vibro !
- 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:27,922 Pardon, trésor. Notre vibro.
- 00:01:29,048 --> 00:01:31,509 Quoi ? Vous voulez que je vous le montre ?
- 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:34,345 - Cassons-nous d'ici. - Je rêve.
- 00:02:07,586 --> 00:02:08,712 <i>Bienvenue à</i> Déprime,
- 00:02:08,963 --> 00:02:10,297 <i>l'émission !</i>
- 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:13,008 <i>Chers candidats, vous connaissez les règles.</i>
- 00:02:13,259 --> 00:02:14,552 Papa, tu es venu.
- 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:17,805 Junior... Tu as vite vieilli.
- 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:20,850 Le temps passe vite quand on est gazorpien.
- 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:25,187 Tu as lu mon livre, j'imagine.
- 00:02:25,521 --> 00:02:28,232 C'était difficile de passer à côté.
- 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:32,027 T'as été dur avec moi, et beaucoup de gens l'ont lu.
- 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:33,946 Je te demande pardon.
- 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:37,366 C'est ça, la famille. J'imagine.
- 00:02:37,533 --> 00:02:39,952 À ce que je vois,
- 00:02:40,411 --> 00:02:41,370 tu es mourant.
- 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:44,081 Je t'ai pas appelé pour parler de ça.
- 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:46,959 Je voudrais que tu m'aides à faire la paix
- 00:02:47,126 --> 00:02:48,252 avec ma mère.
- 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:52,339 Ça va être compliqué.
- 00:02:53,591 --> 00:02:55,968 Le truc, c'est que ta mère était...
- 00:02:56,135 --> 00:02:58,304 Un réceptacle à sperme ?
- 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:01,599 T'es au courant ?
- 00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:06,145 Je sais qu'elle gérait la semence sans être techniquement vivante,
- 00:03:06,312 --> 00:03:08,522 mais je tiens à lui rendre hommage.
- 00:03:09,315 --> 00:03:12,610 Je suis pas fier de ce qui lui est arrivé.
- 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:15,154 Tu crois que je suis fier de mes choix de vie ?
- 00:03:16,155 --> 00:03:18,365 J'ai entendu dire...
- 00:03:18,908 --> 00:03:20,451 que t'étais un peu "cancel".
- 00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:23,078 Ça m'a pas fait plaisir.
- 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:26,040 Tu sais quoi ? Je vais voir ce que je peux faire.
- 00:03:29,335 --> 00:03:31,128 J'adore les restos chics.
- 00:03:31,295 --> 00:03:33,923 La déco colle pas avec le bipeur.
- 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:35,883 Les Smith ? Une table pour deux.
- 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:39,845 Ça vaut tellement le coup. La prédiction est parfaite !
- 00:03:40,012 --> 00:03:42,806 J'en rêvais, mais je l'avais pas vu venir !
- 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:46,477 Les boules en bois !
- 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:48,437 À ton avis, les précogs sont là-bas ?
- 00:03:48,604 --> 00:03:50,230 C'est cliché, comme endroit.
- 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:54,568 Arrête de râler pour une fois. On te concocte un plat et tu manges.
- 00:03:54,985 --> 00:03:56,236 C'est pour nous !
- 00:03:56,987 --> 00:03:59,073 J'ai commandé des ribs ? Trop banal.
- 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,116 Des ribs de l'espace.
- 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:05,371 Pas mal. Faon morlackien.
- 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,581 Aux tentacules de sa mère.
- 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:11,001 Vachement bon.
- 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,671 Je te l'avais dit. Montrez-moi ça !
- 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:16,840 Un toast à l'avocat ?
- 00:04:17,091 --> 00:04:19,009 Avec du poivre en grains.
- 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:22,805 Le poivre, c'est pas original.
- 00:04:22,972 --> 00:04:25,766 Comme toi. T'as choisi un resto sur Internet.
- 00:04:32,856 --> 00:04:35,567 Bon. J'imagine que c'est mérité.
- 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,361 C'est un piège ?
- 00:04:37,528 --> 00:04:40,406 Non. C'est là que repose Gwendolyn.
- 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:42,491 C'est votre poubelle ?
- 00:04:42,658 --> 00:04:46,495 C'est le détritus-portail de Rick.
- 00:04:46,662 --> 00:04:47,871 Ça sonne pas mieux.
- 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:49,832 Je t'avais dit que j'étais pas fier.
- 00:04:49,999 --> 00:04:51,125 Très bien.
- 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:57,256 "Mère, à ce qu'on dit, tu avais toujours la bouche ouverte.
- 00:04:58,007 --> 00:05:00,217 "Je suis sûr que ton cœur l'était aussi."
- 00:05:00,384 --> 00:05:02,136 J'arrête, c'est mauvais.
- 00:05:03,554 --> 00:05:05,639 Attends. Je vois que tu veux entrer,
- 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:08,350 mais je vais passer le premier, d'accord ?
- 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:12,396 Ton grand-père jette plein de trucs !
- 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:16,650 Oui. Il aime picoler en inventant des trucs débiles.
- 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:18,110 Que de gaspillage.
- 00:05:18,736 --> 00:05:20,404 D'où le Récupérobot,
- 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:24,074 un système capable de détecter les détritus de valeur.
- 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:26,660 Ils arrivent. C'est juste une formalité.
- 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:29,329 <i>Objet de valeur détecté.</i>
- 00:05:32,374 --> 00:05:33,834 Hésitation détectée ?
- 00:05:34,293 --> 00:05:35,335 Qu'est-ce que tu fais ?
- 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:39,715 <i>Si je trouve un objet de valeur, je dois prévenir Rick.</i>
- 00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:44,011 <i>C'est pas toujours simple de parler à Rick.</i>
- 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:45,179 <i>Le dernier Récupérobot</i>
- 00:05:45,429 --> 00:05:49,224 <i>a trouvé un sac de diamants, mais pour Rick, ça valait que dalle.</i>
- 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:52,061 Moi, je suis son petit-fils.
- 00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:54,605 <i>Et s'il a décidé de jeter son petit-fils ?</i>
- 00:05:54,772 --> 00:05:56,273 <i>Désolé, je peux rien pour vous.</i>
- 00:05:57,107 --> 00:05:59,985 <i>Bonne nouvelle : vous allez devenir des détritus.</i>
- 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:01,445 Cours !
- 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,322 C'est "une bonne nouvelle" ?
- 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:08,452 Je mangerais l'assiette. Y a du dessert ?
- 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:12,748 Je peux commander un mi-cuit ou il me suffit d'y penser ?
- 00:06:12,915 --> 00:06:14,625 D'accord, je vais goûter.
- 00:06:14,917 --> 00:06:16,960 Peut-être que je rate quelque chose.
- 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:22,007 C'est un putain de toast à l'avocat !
- 00:06:22,174 --> 00:06:23,759 L'avocat est même pas mûr !
- 00:06:26,929 --> 00:06:29,098 Tout part des prédictions des précogs.
- 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:30,474 Évite les emmerdes.
- 00:06:32,768 --> 00:06:33,727 Je vais me plaindre.
- 00:06:34,937 --> 00:06:36,772 T'es pas Morty, je pourrai pas te sauver.
- 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:39,525 Quel est la conne qui...
- 00:06:39,775 --> 00:06:41,819 - A fait mon plat ? - Finis pas mes phrases.
- 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:43,237 Vous me connaissez pas !
- 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:46,782 Je veux un plat de la ruche chiadé, avec sa pincée de cruauté.
- 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:47,908 Arrête, Sum-Sum.
- 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:51,120 Elles vont nous avoir avec leurs douze coups d'avance
- 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:52,788 sur le déterminisme et la causalité.
- 00:06:52,955 --> 00:06:55,207 Faut pas entrer dans leur délire.
- 00:06:55,374 --> 00:06:56,750 - Je... - Suis plus complexe.
- 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:57,960 Arrêtez !
- 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,003 Vous pensez tout savoir,
- 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:02,381 avec vos grosses têtes et vos combis.
- 00:07:02,548 --> 00:07:05,300 Mais ça, ça va vous surprendre !
- 00:07:06,468 --> 00:07:07,219 Putain !
- 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:09,471 Tu l'as frappée avec une poêle ?
- 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:12,432 Je pensais qu'elle le saurait, je l'ai même annoncé.
- 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:15,727 <i>Summer Smith, vous êtes en état d'arrestation.</i>
- 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:17,146 Les flics sont déjà là ?
- 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:19,773 - Car ils ont été... - Prévenus à l'avance.
- 00:07:20,816 --> 00:07:23,485 T'es contente qu'on dise tous la même chose ?
- 00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:26,405 Ça pourrait s'arrêter là. Mais non, parce que...
- 00:07:26,572 --> 00:07:28,907 - Les flics nous encerclent. - La ferme !
- 00:07:29,158 --> 00:07:30,159 On est coincés.
- 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:33,871 J'ai pas mis le feu à ce resto pour donner tort aux précogs !
- 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:36,832 Rick va voir que les précogs sont cool.
- 00:07:36,999 --> 00:07:38,584 Quoi ? Ce serait vrai si...
- 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,252 Les précogs réalisent ses désirs.
- 00:07:42,254 --> 00:07:43,213 Je veux quoi ?
- 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:45,048 Du dessert. C'est déjà commandé.
- 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:46,717 Dans un endroit sûr et sympa.
- 00:07:46,884 --> 00:07:47,676 Je vous écoute.
- 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:50,846 - Tu me lâches pour un dessert ? - J'ai faim.
- 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:52,890 Tu tombes dans leur piège !
- 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:54,766 Oui, mais c'est à cause de toi.
- 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:57,686 Changement de programme. Précogs à emporter !
- 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:01,857 <i>Revenez ! Je peux vous scanner à nouveau !</i>
- 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:07,070 <i>Les gars ?</i>
- 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:08,071 <i>Coucou !</i>
- 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:10,157 <i>Je vois des gravats.</i>
- 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:13,243 <i>On peut dire que je vous ai tués ?</i>
- 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:16,997 <i>Récupérobot, t'as encore réussi !</i>
- 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:20,500 Junior ?
- 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:22,419 Purée ! Ça va ?
- 00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:24,588 Pourvu que ça précipite pas ta mort.
- 00:08:24,755 --> 00:08:25,756 Je vais bien.
- 00:08:26,048 --> 00:08:27,341 Je crois.
- 00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:29,593 Une boîte à pizza qui marche ?
- 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,428 C'est dangereux, ici. Venez.
- 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:35,349 - "Détritopia" vient de "détritus". - J'avais pigé.
- 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,768 Récupérobot attaque tout ce qui bouge ?
- 00:08:37,935 --> 00:08:40,854 Si c'est des détritus, inutile de prévenir Rick.
- 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:43,649 Ces survivants sont si éclectiques !
- 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:47,069 Rick a eu une phase d'inventions qui marchent et qui parlent.
- 00:08:47,236 --> 00:08:49,613 <i>Tu viens déboucher ton tuyau, mon grand ?</i>
- 00:08:49,780 --> 00:08:51,573 Mais cette phase a pas duré.
- 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:53,450 On cherche quelqu'un.
- 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,118 Tu peux nous aider ?
- 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:57,621 Je crois que je l'ai vue au cimetière.
- 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:00,499 Au bout de ce tunnel.
- 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,960 La pizza indique le chemin.
- 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:05,879 Dommage que tu l'aies chiée par terre, j'ai faim.
- 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,047 Junior ?
- 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:10,550 Gobelinidus, quel est ton pouvoir magique ?
- 00:09:11,343 --> 00:09:12,761 "Comment le savoir ?"
- 00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:15,681 <i>Tu es seul, petit Goblin vaillant</i>
- 00:09:15,931 --> 00:09:18,767 <i>Tu dois grandir sans parents</i>
- 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:21,645 <i>Petit Gobelin, fais un pas en avant</i>
- 00:09:21,812 --> 00:09:24,731 <i>Et tu découvriras ton enchantement</i>
- 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:27,109 C'est la série du <i>Gobelin Enchanté.</i>
- 00:09:27,526 --> 00:09:28,735 C'est notre bible.
- 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:32,489 J'en suis l'auteur. J'ai écrit les sept tomes.
- 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:36,952 Je vois que tu as fait honneur à mon colis.
- 00:09:37,119 --> 00:09:38,495 C'est compliqué entre nous !
- 00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:42,791 Non. Après mon premier opus, tu as dû avoir ta dose.
- 00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:44,710 C'est du passé, fiston.
- 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:47,129 Je suis heureux qu'on partage cette aventure.
- 00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:50,173 Et si on allait voir ta maman décédée ?
- 00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:54,428 Summer Smith à deux heures.
- 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,638 Elle se plaint que tu t'amuses.
- 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:59,099 Reste hors de l'eau pour me passer des trucs.
- 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:00,559 On est là depuis des heures.
- 00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:02,519 C'est voulu. On planque.
- 00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:05,814 Détends-toi et goûte l'éclair géant qu'on m'a concocté.
- 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:07,983 C'est marrant, un gros éclair.
- 00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:09,818 Summer Smith ne se détendra pas.
- 00:10:10,569 --> 00:10:12,279 Rick reste avec vous et m'ignore.
- 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:15,032 Summer, elles nous ont dégoté une piscine.
- 00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:16,074 Les précogs sont super.
- 00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:17,451 Mate ça.
- 00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:21,830 T'as vu ?
- 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,206 Sans entraînement.
- 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:25,792 Quitte à tomber dans le délire des précogs,
- 00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:27,836 le dénouement vous inquiète pas ?
- 00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:29,171 C'est ça, le dénouement.
- 00:10:29,338 --> 00:10:32,132 Elle m'aime, mais elle est libre de me quitter.
- 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:33,759 La porte est ouverte.
- 00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:36,386 - Zut. - T'as pas vu que je bougerais ?
- 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:37,596 Pourquoi t'es ronchon ?
- 00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:41,308 T'as choisi un resto de précogs, mais ici, c'est encore mieux.
- 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:45,812 Je voulais aller au resto avec toi et partager un moment sympa.
- 00:10:46,063 --> 00:10:50,192 Tu pensais que j'aurais envie de découvrir ce resto,
- 00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:53,320 mais les précogs savent ce que je veux à l'avance !
- 00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:56,073 Même mouillé, cet éclair est bon.
- 00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:58,742 Des shots en gelée pour Rick !
- 00:10:58,909 --> 00:11:00,452 Ces précogs régalent !
- 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,621 Livraison de shots en gelée.
- 00:11:02,913 --> 00:11:04,164 T'y vas, Summer ?
- 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:06,333 Puisque t'es pas dans la piscine.
- 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,502 - Je... - Hais ces putains de précogs.
- 00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:10,629 Je vous adore.
- 00:11:10,796 --> 00:11:12,381 Des shots ! Des shots !
- 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,591 Bon sang...
- 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:20,722 La poubelle des uns fait le beau cimetière des autres.
- 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,433 Il y a une allée de robots sexuels.
- 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,480 C'est elle.
- 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:32,609 Bonjour, maman.
- 00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:34,653 C'est moi, ton petit garçon.
- 00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:36,571 J'aurais aimé te connaître.
- 00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:39,241 C'était ma plus belle expérience.
- 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,910 Dans mon Top 3. Au moins dans mon Top 5.
- 00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:43,328 Top 5 ?
- 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:45,580 J'ai eu plus de cinq expériences.
- 00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:49,292 C'est un compliment. Ta mère envoyait du lourd.
- 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:52,045 Moi aussi, je classe mes partenaires sexuels.
- 00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:57,259 Je te la fais courte : Heather Locklear.
- 00:11:57,426 --> 00:11:58,593 Bravo, fiston.
- 00:11:58,844 --> 00:12:01,304 Merci de m'avoir emmené ici, papa.
- 00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:04,433 De rien, fiston. Ça me fait plaisir.
- 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:08,353 <i>Et à nous aussi !</i>
- 00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:10,230 C'est qui ? Lâche-nous !
- 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,649 <i>Je suis ce qui ne devrait pas exister,</i>
- 00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:15,444 <i>je suis le déchet des déchets !</i>
- 00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:17,904 <i>On m'interdit de vivre avec les autres.</i>
- 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,699 <i>Toi, l'humain rejeton de Rick,</i>
- 00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:22,951 <i>tu peux me ramener à la surface.</i>
- 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,412 Récupérobot nous tuera.
- 00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:27,747 <i>J'accepte ce risque.</i>
- 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,040 Pardon, Junior.
- 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:30,959 J'étais un père défaillant.
- 00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:33,628 J'ignorais les conséquences de mes actes.
- 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:37,340 Maintenant, ce machin va nous tuer alors que tu es mourant.
- 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:38,884 Je suis un con.
- 00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:41,344 Je suis pas vraiment mourant.
- 00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:43,263 - Quoi ? - Tu t'es fait des idées.
- 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:46,308 Tu l'as déduit, j'ai jamais dit que j'allais mourir.
- 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:48,727 - Quoi ? - J'ai besoin d'écrire.
- 00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:52,230 La suite du <i>Monstre de mon père,</i> mon seul titre lucratif.
- 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,733 Laisse-moi frapper mon fils, ce trou du cul !
- 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:55,984 <i>Bande de salauds,</i>
- 00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:59,321 <i>c'est inadmissible de classer les femmes.</i>
- 00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:00,947 On parlait entre ordures !
- 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,908 <i>Moi aussi, je suis une ordure !</i>
- 00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:05,285 Junior !
- 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:09,247 <i>C'est la routine, à Détritopia.</i>
- 00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:10,415 <i>On s'en va.</i>
- 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,001 Tu fais chier.
- 00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:15,921 Mon fils aussi, mais je voulais pas qu'il meure.
- 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,965 Tais-toi et ouvre ça avec tes petites saucisses.
- 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,721 <i>C'est un scénario 3, Morty.</i>
- 00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:27,140 <i>Les détritus se sont révoltés.</i>
- 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:29,142 <i>Ou on a volé ta peau, je sais pas.</i>
- 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:32,729 <i>Dans les deux autres scénarios, tu rejoues</i> Les Goonies <i>.</i>
- 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,398 <i>Parle à Récupérobot, il va arranger ça.</i>
- 00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:40,487 Pas Récupérobot ! C'est pas un scénario 3 !
- 00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:42,864 <i>Fais descendre l'échelle !</i>
- 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,950 J'essaye ! Moi aussi, je veux partir !
- 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:49,329 <i>T'es vivant ? Et c'est quoi, ce machin ?</i>
- 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,581 <i>Ça sent pas bon pour moi.</i>
- 00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:55,460 <i>Je dois retourner voir ma femme.</i>
- 00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:01,883 <i>Décale-toi, que je te bute aussi.</i>
- 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,802 Pourquoi je ferais ça ?
- 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,596 <i>C'est bon. Je m'en occupe !</i>
- 00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:08,431 <i>Sérieux ?</i>
- 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,600 <i>Cette décharge est pas solide.</i>
- 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,436 <i>Cette fois, je pars à sa recherche.</i>
- 00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:18,024 <i>Y a des tunnels, ici ? Purée.</i>
- 00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:26,032 <i>J'ai repéré un objet de valeur.</i>
- 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:32,539 Elle avait plus de valeur que toi.
- 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,124 Junior, t'es vivant !
- 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,501 Grâce à la loyauté de mes fans.
- 00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:40,797 Pour un autographe, ils m'ont soigné et on a creusé jusqu'ici.
- 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,008 Tu as fini par trouver ton public.
- 00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:45,677 Pardon d'avoir encore voulu t'exploiter.
- 00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:48,513 Tout ce que j'ai fait pour me valoriser,
- 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,098 c'est te traîner dans la boue.
- 00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:55,604 Papa, tous ces procès m'ont ruiné.
- 00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:58,189 Disons que le <i>New Yorker</i> a trouvé un filon.
- 00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:01,610 <i>Récupérobot a découvert les tunnels. Prévenons les autres !</i>
- 00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:04,321 <i>Vous pouvez me le signer, maintenant ?</i>
- 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,324 C'est quoi, ce...
- 00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:09,534 T'es là, Summer ?
- 00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:12,162 Les précogs m'ont drogué et se sont tirées.
- 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,836 <i>Summer Smith drogue les précogs !</i>
- 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,713 <i>Summer Smith drogue les précogs !</i>
- 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:24,966 Vous captez, maintenant ? Vous aviez rien vu venir ?
- 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,887 - Summer Smith va nous tuer ! - Exact.
- 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,389 Sauf si vous dites la vérité.
- 00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:33,224 Je voulais un toast à l'avocat ?
- 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,603 Je voulais un toast à l'avocat ?
- 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,563 Non, c'est pas ce que tu voulais.
- 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,940 - Et je suis cool. - Oui.
- 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:44,319 On a manipulé ton grand-père pour se rapprocher de toi.
- 00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:47,405 Je ne suis pas un vulgaire toast à l'avocat !
- 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:51,242 Je vous dépose où vous voulez pour me libérer de cette histoire.
- 00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,662 - On est d'accord. - Merde.
- 00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:55,121 Rends-moi mes précogs !
- 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,999 Désolée. Tu voulais pas entrer dans leur délire,
- 00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,918 alors je fais le contraire !
- 00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:01,378 C'est pas le contraire !
- 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:04,422 Summer Smith, tourne à droite dans deux secondes.
- 00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:06,591 - C'est une affiche. - Elle tourne à droite.
- 00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:07,926 Je vous fais confiance.
- 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,013 Putain, vous êtes balèzes.
- 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:13,932 Tu mérites pas mes beautés.
- 00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:15,642 Elle fait un tonneau.
- 00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:21,439 T'as tout gâché.
- 00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:24,943 Ces prédictions à la con m'arrangeaient bien, finalement !
- 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:29,155 <i>- Tu voulais qu'on fasse un truc.</i> - Pas comme ça.
- 00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,326 Elle tire le frein à main.
- 00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:34,744 Merde !
- 00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:40,500 Gauche, droite. Droite, gauche.
- 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,502 Elle percute son grand-père !
- 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,133 Peuple de la poubelle, mes amis,
- 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,343 Récupérobot a découvert Détritopia.
- 00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:54,222 Notre seule chance, c'est de le combattre !
- 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:58,435 Si je peux me permettre, braver Récupérobot est suicidaire.
- 00:16:58,601 --> 00:16:59,352 Je suis d'accord.
- 00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:00,395 Ne l'écoutez pas.
- 00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:03,314 Je suis content que Rick ait jeté ce bot minable !
- 00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:06,735 Si je peux me permettre, tu n'as pas l'air content.
- 00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:12,615 La vache, quel boucan !
- 00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:18,371 La corne de Gobelinidus nous rappelle que tout est possible.
- 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:21,082 Elle avait sonné pour vaincre Gobnob dans le tome 2.
- 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,251 Et Blougalchmo dans le tome 3.
- 00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:25,170 Et le Magicien Blanc dans le tome 4.
- 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,964 C'est bon, je connais la chanson.
- 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:29,883 Tu as lu <i>Le Gobelin enchanté ?</i>
- 00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:33,261 J'ai adoré. J'ai 14 ans, je suis la cible.
- 00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:34,721 Récupérobot arrive !
- 00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:48,109 <i>Objet de valeur non détecté.</i>
- 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:51,404 <i>En plein dans le pisseur.</i>
- 00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:56,201 <i>Je suis défait par une bombe d'urine ?</i>
- 00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,119 <i>C'est la honte !</i>
- 00:17:58,286 --> 00:17:59,704 <i>Morty, j'adorais ma vie</i>
- 00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:01,498 <i>jusqu'à ce que tu débarques !</i>
- 00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:04,834 Brûle en enfer, tour de merde !
- 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:07,337 Attention !
- 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,597 Mes amis,
- 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:20,099 renversez l'oppresseur !
- 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:30,610 <i>N'allez pas raconter ça à Rick.</i>
- 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,656 Pauvre Récupérobot.
- 00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:38,284 Il était comme nous, il craignait de se faire jeter.
- 00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:41,579 Mais aujourd'hui, une nouvelle ère commence,
- 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:43,748 où chacun a de la valeur.
- 00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:45,500 En particulier les auteurs.
- 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,670 Mais je reste une petite ordure.
- 00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:50,588 Tu tiens ça de ton père.
- 00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:03,393 Vous tombez à pic.
- 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,520 Ce food truck fait le buzz.
- 00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:08,189 Y a même le vieux bègue de la description.
- 00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:09,691 J'y crois pas.
- 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:14,445 T'as manigancé tout ça pour lancer leur food truck ?
- 00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:15,488 C'est d'un banal.
- 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,907 Elle est plus complexe que ça.
- 00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:21,035 La vache. Ça, c'est du hot-dog.
- 00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:23,079 Meilleur qu'un toast à l'avocat ?
- 00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:24,914 T'as pas le sens de la nuance.
- 00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:27,834 Vous voulez pas qu'on continue à se voir ?
- 00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:29,252 C'était bien réel ?
- 00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:32,797 Rick Sanchez n'a pas envie de connaître la réponse.
- 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,633 Et s'il voulait savoir ?
- 00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,724 J'ai essayé d'ouvrir le portail. En vain.
- 00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:44,726 Rick déteste les Goonies.
- 00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:47,353 Je crois qu'on se plaira à Détritopia.
- 00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:50,356 D'ailleurs, j'ai épousé une ordure.
- 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:51,858 Tu l'as épousée ?
- 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,444 Nous nous sommes choisis.
- 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:57,864 Je resterais, même si on trouvait la sortie.
- 00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:01,034 Y a pas de pension alimentaire ici, c'est ça ?
- 00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:02,744 Papa...
- 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:06,331 C'est bon de passer du temps ensemble.
- 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,124 Oui. C'est sympa.
- 00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:14,297 C'est un food truck ?
- 00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:16,049 La gentrification commence.
- 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,091 Rick !
- 00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:19,093 Sors-moi de là !
- 00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:22,513 T'inquiète pas, notre fils lui ressemblera.
- 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,057 Le prends pas mal,
- 00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:26,184 mais j'ai 14 ans, je veux partir !
- 00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:28,603 "Depuis ce jour, je n'ai pas revu mon père.
- 00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:31,105 "Et la voix de ma mère me revint,
- 00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:33,107 "portée par le vent :
- 00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:34,692 "Sois libre, mon fils."
- 00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:37,028 {\an8}"Et je finis par me sentir libre.
- 00:20:37,195 --> 00:20:39,030 {\an8}"Mon père était un monstre
- 00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:41,282 {\an8}"et ma mère, une ordure.
- 00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:43,284 {\an8}"Mais je savais enfin qui j'étais.
- 00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:46,412 {\an8}"Et l'un dans l'autre, cela me suffisait."
- 00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:47,872 Je te l'avais dit.
- 00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:49,457 Le sale bâtard.
- 00:20:49,624 --> 00:20:52,293 Il a dû signer un contrat au pays des ordures.
- 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:55,421 Allez, on embarque. Vous lisez encore des bouquins ?
- 00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:11,479 Adaptation : Emilie Baratchart
- 00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:14,607 Sous-titrage : VSI - Paris
- 00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:30,915 Commande n°53.
- 00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:32,458 Hot-cog Chicago.
- 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,085 Si je peux me permettre...
- 00:21:34,252 --> 00:21:38,464 Vous ne faites pas d'échange, mais je ne veux pas d'oignon.
- 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:39,966 Si, vous en voulez.
- 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,467 Si je peux me permettre, non.
- 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:44,804 Vous mourrez d'une crise cardiaque à l'âge de 43 ans.
- 00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:47,015 Si...
- 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,725 Si...
- 00:21:49,684 --> 00:21:50,852 Si je peux me permettre.
- 00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:52,520 Le patron te demande.
- 00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:54,272 C'est une prédiction ou...
- 00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:56,315 Va le voir, Steve.