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Семья Смитов занимается своими делами по утрам, пока новый Джерри, которого зовут Муч, ест хлопья. Входит оригинальный Джерри и требует объяснить, почему появился второй Джерри. Муч оказывается путешественником по Дороге — сети путей в другие измерения через остаточные червоточины, созданные некоторыми технологиями Рика, искажающими реальность. Муч берет Джерри с собой в приключение по множеству причудливых измерений. В итоге они пропускают свой обратный путь в измерение «Пармезан» и вынуждены отправиться в Гранд-Сентрал, измерение со множеством путей в другие измерения. Джерри злит Босса Джерри, в результате чего и Джерри, и Муч оказываются изгнаны и внесены в черный список, лишившись возможности пользоваться Дорогой. Они попадают в оригинальную вселенную Муча Джерри, где Бет вышла замуж за Пола Флейшмана после того, как Муч исчез много лет назад. Они отправляются в дом Смитов, чтобы заручиться помощью Рика, пока Муч мирится со своей семьей. Вернувшись на Центральный вокзал, они попадают в погоню бандитов из разных измерений и в итоге убивают босса Джерри, после чего возвращаются в измерение «Пармезан». Семья Джерри, найдя его, испытывает облегчение, узнав, что он в безопасности.
- 00:00:05,470 --> 00:00:07,790 А потом у меня целая куча собраний.
- 00:00:07,870 --> 00:00:10,710 Вы с этим не покончили? Так и скажи, что не хочешь тусить.
- 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:12,033 Я не хочу с тобой тусить.
- 00:00:12,050 --> 00:00:13,600 Что за фигня? Где моя комбуча?
- 00:00:13,620 --> 00:00:15,140 Я её выбросил, она воняла.
- 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:17,770 Конечно, она воняла, это же комбуча.
- 00:00:17,910 --> 00:00:19,458 Кто воняет, тот лох.
- 00:00:19,510 --> 00:00:21,400 Рик, запорталишь меня в школу?
- 00:00:21,420 --> 00:00:22,570 - Нет. - Дай сюда.
- 00:00:22,670 --> 00:00:24,250 Эй, Саммер! Саммер, отдай.
- 00:00:24,430 --> 00:00:26,370 Милый, ты переложил ключи?
- 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:29,870 Забей, они на дне сумки.
- 00:00:31,390 --> 00:00:36,130 Что ж, я больше никогда не буду есть не обезжиренное мороженое после полуночи...
- 00:00:39,810 --> 00:00:41,410 Ну ладно...
- 00:00:42,550 --> 00:00:43,230 Эй!
- 00:00:45,270 --> 00:00:46,090 Да что ты...
- 00:00:46,470 --> 00:00:47,330 ХЛОПЬЯ «ХРУСТЯЩИЙ ОРЕХ-ИЗЮМ»
- 00:00:47,870 --> 00:00:48,653 Эй!
- 00:00:56,410 --> 00:00:58,730 Ну ладно, хорошо, я сдаюсь.
- 00:00:58,750 --> 00:01:00,310 Офигеть ты быстрый.
- 00:01:00,330 --> 00:01:03,370 Ты что, типа мой клон? Это Рик?..
- 00:01:03,390 --> 00:01:04,310 Не говори Рику!
- 00:01:04,470 --> 00:01:07,330 Хочешь, чтобы я не говорил? Тогда лучше говори сам.
- 00:01:07,630 --> 00:01:10,700 Только не здесь. Пойдём, угостишь меня обедом.
- 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:12,510 Не буду я тебя угощать.
- 00:01:13,070 --> 00:01:15,750 А если назвать это вторым завтраком?
- 00:01:15,890 --> 00:01:16,590 Нет!
- 00:01:44,390 --> 00:01:48,588 РИК И МОРТИ
- 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:49,850 ТЦ «МОРСКИЕ БРАТЬЯ»
- 00:01:49,970 --> 00:01:52,620 Ты уверен, что Рик не станет за нами следить?
- 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:54,780 Да, он ненавидит торговые центры.
- 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:56,580 Поэтому я сюда и прихожу.
- 00:01:56,600 --> 00:02:00,170 А может, он как раз из-за меня их и ненавидит.
- 00:02:00,630 --> 00:02:03,790 Я вообще думал устроиться работать в American Eagle.
- 00:02:03,850 --> 00:02:06,210 Ого, так ты Иглмен.
- 00:02:06,230 --> 00:02:08,520 - Ты доедать будешь? - Да вряд ли.
- 00:02:08,540 --> 00:02:09,290 Спасибо.
- 00:02:10,590 --> 00:02:12,570 Дорога всегда накормит.
- 00:02:12,650 --> 00:02:14,375 Так, всё. Дорога?
- 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:16,060 И кто ты вообще?
- 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:17,890 Ты типа прибыл сюда из будущего?
- 00:02:17,910 --> 00:02:19,390 Ты хочешь меня убить?
- 00:02:19,410 --> 00:02:22,730 Думаешь, я прибыл, чтобы занять место парня, обожающего ТЦ?
- 00:02:22,870 --> 00:02:25,310 Я путешественник. Из другого измерения.
- 00:02:25,410 --> 00:02:26,930 Ты украл портальную пушку?
- 00:02:26,990 --> 00:02:29,030 Что? Нет, от неё одни проблемы.
- 00:02:29,190 --> 00:02:32,160 Я скорее пролезаю сквозь трещины мультивселенной.
- 00:02:32,330 --> 00:02:34,240 Кстати, у тебя крутая семья.
- 00:02:34,260 --> 00:02:36,910 Мои Морти и Саммер гораздо больше ругаются.
- 00:02:37,430 --> 00:02:42,470 Ну, на серийного убийцу ты не похож. Уверен, я бы это понял. Но оставаться тебе нельзя.
- 00:02:42,490 --> 00:02:44,080 Не вопрос, Иглмен.
- 00:02:44,100 --> 00:02:46,170 Просто отведи меня к шкафу наверху.
- 00:02:46,290 --> 00:02:48,270 Так, какое-то странное место.
- 00:02:48,370 --> 00:02:53,890 Если захочешь убить меня и занять моё место, имей в виду: я очень громко кричу.
- 00:02:55,410 --> 00:02:57,260 И тебя ни разу не спалили за этим?
- 00:02:57,280 --> 00:03:00,310 Все Джерри почти что невидимки. Это наша суперсила.
- 00:03:00,330 --> 00:03:01,930 - Нас не видят... - Джерри, иди сюда!
- 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:02,740 - Чёрт! - Боже.
- 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:04,600 - Он увидел. - Что за фигня в морозилке?
- 00:03:04,620 --> 00:03:05,590 - Иди. - Что?
- 00:03:05,690 --> 00:03:07,980 Не вызывай подозрений, поговори с ним.
- 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:09,390 Я жду тебя наверху.
- 00:03:13,330 --> 00:03:14,780 Привет, Рик!
- 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:16,870 Твои пельмени всё ещё здесь.
- 00:03:16,890 --> 00:03:19,950 А места мало, Джерри. Мы все живём в одном доме.
- 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:22,350 Эй, эй! На меня смотри, когда я говорю!
- 00:03:22,390 --> 00:03:25,785 Ты вчера посмотрел серию «Голых и одиноких»?
- 00:03:25,870 --> 00:03:29,335 И, чисто между нами, кажется, этот парень реально любит мочу яка.
- 00:03:29,430 --> 00:03:31,710 Ты что, пытаешься со мной поговорить?
- 00:03:31,740 --> 00:03:33,150 Прости. Прости.
- 00:03:33,650 --> 00:03:36,090 Хотя я ведь и правда смотрю это шоу.
- 00:03:36,110 --> 00:03:38,390 И парень реально в восторге от мочи.
- 00:03:38,410 --> 00:03:39,530 Скажи?
- 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:41,730 Ладно. Всё.
- 00:03:42,410 --> 00:03:44,140 Больше не занимай морозилку.
- 00:03:44,490 --> 00:03:48,050 И не пытайся, блин, отвлечь меня разговорчиками!
- 00:03:48,670 --> 00:03:50,610 Фух. Кажется, пронесло.
- 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:52,650 Главное съесть пельмешки.
- 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:54,950 Ты что, нюхаешь мои рубашки?
- 00:03:54,970 --> 00:03:56,091 Что? Нет.
- 00:03:56,270 --> 00:04:00,620 В паре измерений Рик сделал для Бет расширяющийся в пространстве шкаф.
- 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:03,223 Да, Бет реально часто об этом просит.
- 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:06,059 Да, вы находитесь в одном пространственном районе.
- 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:09,310 А если меняешь реальность так часто, как Рик, иногда...
- 00:04:09,890 --> 00:04:10,960 Бинго.
- 00:04:10,980 --> 00:04:13,050 Ну так и куда он ведёт?
- 00:04:13,150 --> 00:04:14,600 Дружище, парень вроде нас
- 00:04:14,620 --> 00:04:17,680 может обойти всю мультивселенную даже не выходя из дома.
- 00:04:17,990 --> 00:04:19,180 Тебе показать?
- 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:21,116 Хочу ли я засунуть руку в стену?
- 00:04:21,260 --> 00:04:23,570 - Нет, не особо. - Тут одна остановка.
- 00:04:23,710 --> 00:04:26,640 Идём. Не будь таким Джерри, поживи немного.
- 00:04:26,660 --> 00:04:29,510 Джерри! Я всё ещё зол из-за нашего разговора!
- 00:04:31,460 --> 00:04:34,230 Но ты обещаешь, что вернёшь меня домой?
- 00:04:34,260 --> 00:04:35,860 Даю слово.
- 00:04:43,150 --> 00:04:45,500 Охренеть, просто с ума сойти.
- 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:47,140 Голову сносит, скажи?
- 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:51,910 Мы отмечаем безопасные пути друг для друга. Подставка вверх ногами значит «всё хорошо».
- 00:04:51,950 --> 00:04:52,810 Бла, бла, бла!
- 00:04:53,290 --> 00:04:54,230 Бла! Бла, бла!
- 00:04:54,330 --> 00:04:55,770 Бла, бла, бла! Бла, бла, бла!
- 00:04:55,850 --> 00:04:58,090 В этой реальности всё слова — это «бла».
- 00:04:58,250 --> 00:05:01,090 Я немного понимаю, что они говорят.
- 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:02,860 - Бла, бла, бла! - Бла, бла, бла!
- 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:03,510 Бла, бла, бла!
- 00:05:03,590 --> 00:05:05,720 Идём, в уборную. По одному.
- 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,490 Бла! Бла, бла, бла, бла!
- 00:05:08,510 --> 00:05:09,560 - Бла, бла! - Бла!
- 00:05:09,580 --> 00:05:12,560 Нет, это безумие. Это безумие.
- 00:05:14,950 --> 00:05:18,240 Бла! Бла-бла-бла-бла!..
- 00:05:18,850 --> 00:05:19,860 Бла?
- 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:23,950 Бла-бла! Бла! Бла-бла...
- 00:05:25,770 --> 00:05:27,450 Охренеть, она меня видела.
- 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:29,530 Я знаю. И ты справился.
- 00:05:30,350 --> 00:05:31,630 Это отрыв башки.
- 00:05:31,650 --> 00:05:33,670 Ну что? Куда идём дальше?
- 00:05:33,730 --> 00:05:36,210 Да! Офигенно, Иглмен!
- 00:05:36,530 --> 00:05:39,050 Вот, залезай. Бесконечно-зеркальный туннель.
- 00:05:39,070 --> 00:05:41,720 Блин. Это так странно и специфично.
- 00:05:41,740 --> 00:05:43,260 Как ты всё это находишь?
- 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:46,670 Это особенность Джерри. У нас куча времени, чтобы искать.
- 00:05:47,730 --> 00:05:50,940 Держись рядом, я так раз чуть пальца не лишился.
- 00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:56,950 Как же здесь холодно.
- 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:05,620 Ох, господи.
- 00:06:05,700 --> 00:06:07,160 Идём. За мной.
- 00:06:09,850 --> 00:06:10,630 Ого.
- 00:06:11,910 --> 00:06:14,847 Без пути об этой семье уже бы забыли.
- 00:06:14,860 --> 00:06:16,550 Но дорога всё помнит.
- 00:06:16,570 --> 00:06:18,930 Как же нас всё-таки много.
- 00:06:19,690 --> 00:06:20,330 Возьми.
- 00:06:26,210 --> 00:06:28,310 Теперь ты один из нас, Иглмен.
- 00:06:31,330 --> 00:06:34,310 Ну, справедливости ради, это был кусок твоей футболки.
- 00:06:34,330 --> 00:06:37,440 Ты до сих не понял, дружище. Мы одинаковые.
- 00:06:37,460 --> 00:06:40,990 Ладно. А на дороге везде так же грустно, как здесь?
- 00:06:41,010 --> 00:06:42,650 Да не особо, не особо.
- 00:06:50,090 --> 00:06:53,180 <i>Я в дороге, я в дороге.</i>
- 00:06:54,370 --> 00:06:57,310 <i>Я в дороге, я в дороге.</i>
- 00:06:57,890 --> 00:07:02,170 <i>Я хотел бы протянуть руку.</i>
- 00:07:02,530 --> 00:07:06,800 <i>Я бы увидел, я бы сказал тебе бежать.</i>
- 00:07:06,820 --> 00:07:09,430 <i>Я в дороге, я в дороге.</i>
- 00:07:09,450 --> 00:07:11,150 <i>Я бы увидел, я бы сказал.</i>
- 00:07:14,130 --> 00:07:18,570 <i>Что ж, забери меня золотою рукой.</i>
- 00:07:18,850 --> 00:07:22,900 <i>Я бы увидел, я бы сказал тебе бежать.</i>
- 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:25,990 <i>Я в дороге, я в дороге.</i>
- 00:07:26,010 --> 00:07:27,910 <i>Я бы увидел, я бы сказал.</i>
- 00:07:29,990 --> 00:07:35,130 <i>Что ж, я бы хотел за руку тебя взять!</i>
- 00:07:35,310 --> 00:07:39,170 <i>Мы будем бежать, да. Мы будем ползти, да.</i>
- 00:07:39,290 --> 00:07:41,250 Джерри!
- 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:44,550 Слушай, ты видел, куда я сунул аппарат для «Маргариты»?
- 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:46,890 Нормальный, научный который.
- 00:07:46,910 --> 00:07:48,610 Ты оставил его в душе!
- 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:53,430 Блин, мне по жизни явно не хватает якоря, Джерри.
- 00:07:54,090 --> 00:07:56,730 - Ты будешь «Маргариту»? - Не надо.
- 00:08:00,670 --> 00:08:02,400 Он точно понял, что это не ты.
- 00:08:02,420 --> 00:08:04,280 Даже если так, ему плевать.
- 00:08:04,300 --> 00:08:08,280 Ладно, нам уже пора. Тут в двух остановках офигенное место.
- 00:08:08,300 --> 00:08:10,130 Сделать вам севиче с собой?
- 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:16,643 Ого.
- 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:20,890 Значит, Рик превратил Луну в диско-шар чисто ради зимних танцев Морти?
- 00:08:20,910 --> 00:08:22,030 Красота, да?
- 00:08:22,730 --> 00:08:26,010 Если честно, Иглмен, не думал, что ты зайдёшь так далеко.
- 00:08:26,030 --> 00:08:27,310 Но ты меня уделал.
- 00:08:27,330 --> 00:08:30,260 Ну, я не из того измерения, где ты меня нашёл.
- 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:31,950 Мы всей семьёй в него прыгнули.
- 00:08:32,070 --> 00:08:36,120 А когда появилась космическая версия моей жены, я думал, она меня ненавидит.
- 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:37,310 И так оно и было.
- 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:40,490 Но потом я стал жуком и мы занялись сексом.
- 00:08:40,590 --> 00:08:43,150 Иглмен! Охренеть.
- 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:47,590 Когда я говорю об этом вслух, звучит довольно круто.
- 00:08:48,030 --> 00:08:50,310 Спасибо, что открыл мне глаза.
- 00:08:50,410 --> 00:08:51,570 Я — это ты, брат.
- 00:08:52,850 --> 00:08:54,490 Ну, пиво закончилось.
- 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:56,210 Плюс я обещал вернуть тебя домой.
- 00:08:56,849 --> 00:08:58,390 Спасибо, что прошёлся со мной.
- 00:08:58,510 --> 00:09:00,970 Я уже давно так не веселился.
- 00:09:01,650 --> 00:09:02,690 Стой, минутку.
- 00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:06,210 Ничего себе, я немного пьян.
- 00:09:07,810 --> 00:09:10,090 Если Джерри из этого измерения как я,
- 00:09:10,110 --> 00:09:14,770 он точно хранит ящичек в ванной, чтобы иногда выпить пива в душе.
- 00:09:14,790 --> 00:09:16,090 Иглмен!
- 00:09:19,890 --> 00:09:21,520 - Оно... - Да.
- 00:09:21,540 --> 00:09:22,610 Оно тёплое.
- 00:09:25,710 --> 00:09:28,280 Чёрт, чёрт, чёрт, времени почти нет!
- 00:09:28,430 --> 00:09:31,450 Притормози! У меня полный живот пива!
- 00:09:32,330 --> 00:09:36,120 Я с тобой не спорю, просто делать это с котом было бы мерзко.
- 00:09:36,140 --> 00:09:38,350 - Опять ты ноешь. - Да не ною.
- 00:09:40,590 --> 00:09:41,830 Нет, нет, нет, сука!
- 00:09:41,850 --> 00:09:45,050 Мы пропустили стыковку? Что это значит? Что это значит?
- 00:09:45,110 --> 00:09:47,270 Всё нормально, Джерри, всё хорошо.
- 00:09:47,350 --> 00:09:50,490 Они приходят в этот «Тако-ла-Тако» каждую неделю.
- 00:09:50,550 --> 00:09:54,866 Можем зависнуть у местного Джина. Он не против, даже раскладушки в подвале держит.
- 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:55,730 Целую неделю?
- 00:09:55,790 --> 00:09:58,303 Я не буду неделю жить у какого-то Джина!
- 00:09:58,320 --> 00:09:59,410 Рик меня заменит.
- 00:09:59,490 --> 00:10:02,190 Да не заменит. Они даже не заметят, что тебя нет.
- 00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:03,470 Это тоже плохо.
- 00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:08,610 - Есть один выход, но... - Верни меня домой!
- 00:10:09,770 --> 00:10:10,506 Ладно...
- 00:10:10,690 --> 00:10:12,410 Но почему он в лесу?
- 00:10:12,430 --> 00:10:14,050 Ты же хочешь скорее домой?
- 00:10:14,170 --> 00:10:16,830 Единственный путь — через Центральную станцию.
- 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:22,932 Пара Морти пытались вытащить кегу из магической сумки хранения
- 00:10:22,950 --> 00:10:24,310 и вывернули её наизнанку.
- 00:10:24,380 --> 00:10:26,470 Теперь тут платная дорога.
- 00:10:32,330 --> 00:10:34,220 Здорово. Я Иглмен.
- 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:36,850 - Двое вылезли из мешка. - Принято.
- 00:10:38,490 --> 00:10:41,950 Так ты тут отдыхаешь или...
- 00:10:42,510 --> 00:10:43,372 Садитесь.
- 00:10:48,210 --> 00:10:50,070 Это Центральная станция.
- 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:53,190 Скажем так, не самое лучшее место.
- 00:10:54,010 --> 00:10:56,130 А кто эти парни в банданах?
- 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:59,370 Иногда твоя семья не возвращается из приключений.
- 00:10:59,390 --> 00:11:03,410 Тип, который тут заправляет, собирает Джерри, которых бросили.
- 00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:05,570 Идём. Босс готов вас принять.
- 00:11:08,270 --> 00:11:09,410 Не пались.
- 00:11:09,890 --> 00:11:11,890 - Привет, босс. - Слюнтяй!
- 00:11:11,910 --> 00:11:13,450 - Слюнтяй? - Моё прозвище.
- 00:11:13,510 --> 00:11:14,470 А это кто?
- 00:11:14,570 --> 00:11:16,470 Знакомься: Иглмен, он крутой.
- 00:11:16,490 --> 00:11:20,180 Я спас его из торгового центра. Мы хотим вернуться на линию тундры.
- 00:11:20,270 --> 00:11:21,990 Я боюсь, билеты подорожали.
- 00:11:22,110 --> 00:11:25,570 Рик пропатчил узел в морозилке. Пришлось поднять цены.
- 00:11:25,690 --> 00:11:26,910 Да, без проблем.
- 00:11:27,050 --> 00:11:28,950 Ого, я думал, ты безработный.
- 00:11:29,050 --> 00:11:30,110 Так и есть.
- 00:11:30,130 --> 00:11:33,570 Но прикинь, у нас у всех одинаковый пин-код.
- 00:11:34,070 --> 00:11:38,280 Три, восемь, пять, два.
- 00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:40,240 Это и мой пин-код тоже!
- 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:43,290 Дорога всегда кормит.
- 00:11:43,310 --> 00:11:45,750 Стой, так ты крадёшь у других Джерри?
- 00:11:45,770 --> 00:11:46,490 Возможно.
- 00:11:46,530 --> 00:11:50,610 А может, дурашка Джерри просто не умеет обращаться с деньгами.
- 00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:53,410 - Ему всё равно не поверят. - Эй! Больно же!
- 00:11:53,490 --> 00:11:55,850 Ты его нашёл в измерении нытиков?
- 00:11:55,930 --> 00:11:58,300 - Обыскать обоих. - Эй, пошёл ты в жопу.
- 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:00,690 - Джерри, успокойся. - Этот тип — отстой!
- 00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:03,310 Серьёзно, Слюнтяй, где ты его взял?
- 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,690 Ищешь новые маршруты и не сообщаешь?
- 00:12:05,710 --> 00:12:07,690 Забирай. Нам просто нужно пройти.
- 00:12:07,710 --> 00:12:11,190 Со мной лучше не связываться. Мой Рик надерёт тебе зад.
- 00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:13,690 Мелкий пригородный ссыкун.
- 00:12:13,710 --> 00:12:16,830 Не ты должен нуждаться в Рике, Рик должен нуждаться в тебе.
- 00:12:16,890 --> 00:12:19,320 Надо только найти его болевые точки.
- 00:12:20,010 --> 00:12:23,470 Вышвырни их на его станции и обоих в чёрный список.
- 00:12:23,530 --> 00:12:24,930 Ладно, ладно. Блин.
- 00:12:25,070 --> 00:12:26,750 Эй! Отвали от меня!
- 00:12:29,430 --> 00:12:30,188 Эй!
- 00:12:33,530 --> 00:12:36,510 Нет, нет, нет! Они нас отрезали!
- 00:12:38,410 --> 00:12:41,010 Но я же могу вернуться домой? Да?
- 00:12:41,030 --> 00:12:42,720 Капец!
- 00:12:45,770 --> 00:12:48,530 Твою мать. Я же просил не палиться.
- 00:12:48,610 --> 00:12:51,380 Это всё, что у меня было. Дорога — это моя жизнь.
- 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:52,730 А как же моя жизнь?
- 00:12:52,830 --> 00:12:55,850 Я об этом не просил, ты просто явился ко мне домой.
- 00:12:55,930 --> 00:12:56,600 Ладно, ладно.
- 00:12:56,620 --> 00:13:00,360 План такой: устроимся работать на пристань, скажем, что мы близнецы.
- 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,470 Покопим месяца три и рванём в Испанию.
- 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:05,530 Откроем танцевальную студию. Сперва небольшую, но потом...
- 00:13:05,550 --> 00:13:08,170 Я не согласен! И где мы вообще?
- 00:13:09,460 --> 00:13:10,510 Это школа Морти?
- 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:11,669 Да.
- 00:13:11,810 --> 00:13:14,130 Когда-то это было моё измерение.
- 00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:17,110 - А кладовая была выходом. - Ой, да пошло оно всё.
- 00:13:17,170 --> 00:13:19,450 - Стой, ты куда? - К нам домой.
- 00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:20,950 Там должен быть выход.
- 00:13:21,010 --> 00:13:23,010 Плохая мысль. Дома больше нет.
- 00:13:23,030 --> 00:13:24,870 Думаешь, я тебе поверю?
- 00:13:24,950 --> 00:13:25,870 И чем я думал?
- 00:13:25,970 --> 00:13:28,470 Хотел стать каким-то хиппи-путешественником?
- 00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:30,170 Крутым старателем?
- 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:33,119 Моя семья любит меня, а я их бросил.
- 00:13:33,130 --> 00:13:34,050 Ради этого?
- 00:13:34,070 --> 00:13:35,480 - Тупой Джерри. - Нет, стой.
- 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:35,850 Тупой.
- 00:13:35,890 --> 00:13:40,930 Я ушёл, потому что меня не ценили, а когда нашёл дорогу обратно, Бет уже вышла замуж.
- 00:13:42,110 --> 00:13:43,850 - Охренеть. - Да.
- 00:13:43,870 --> 00:13:47,530 Всё это время ты втирал про свободу и что надо выходить в мир.
- 00:13:47,610 --> 00:13:50,510 Но ты не смельчак. Ты вынужден так жить.
- 00:13:50,570 --> 00:13:52,890 Ты — самая лоховская версия меня.
- 00:13:52,950 --> 00:13:55,170 Ты прав, ты прав. Я неудачник.
- 00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:57,630 Только давай не пойдём к моей семье?
- 00:14:00,020 --> 00:14:02,410 Кто тут? Боже мой, Джерри!
- 00:14:02,430 --> 00:14:03,950 И вас ещё и двое!
- 00:14:03,970 --> 00:14:05,950 Привет, я Пол Флейшман.
- 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,370 - Привет. А я Джерри. - Очень приятно.
- 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,430 Бет, Джерри вернулся.
- 00:14:10,530 --> 00:14:11,690 И с ним ещё один!
- 00:14:11,710 --> 00:14:15,670 Проходите. Хотите кофе? Я сам-то чай пью. Earl Grey с молоком.
- 00:14:15,690 --> 00:14:16,940 - Папа? - Боже мой.
- 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:17,710 Джерри?
- 00:14:18,070 --> 00:14:20,090 Привет, семья.
- 00:14:21,850 --> 00:14:23,590 Что за фигня там происходит?
- 00:14:23,970 --> 00:14:28,010 Ты ушёл от нас, чтобы слоняться бомжом по мультивселенной?
- 00:14:28,070 --> 00:14:29,570 Вы меня ненавидели.
- 00:14:29,650 --> 00:14:34,940 Дети меня не уважали, Рик шпынял. Как скоро вы вообще заметили, что меня нет?
- 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:37,320 Мы заметили, козёл. Нас винить не надо.
- 00:14:37,340 --> 00:14:40,077 Мог бы сделать что-то, достойное уважения.
- 00:14:40,090 --> 00:14:42,200 - Типа не уходить. - Справедливо, Морти.
- 00:14:42,220 --> 00:14:44,590 Рик теперь против того, чтобы уходить?
- 00:14:44,670 --> 00:14:46,990 Я сказал «справедливо». Я-то рад, что ты ушёл.
- 00:14:47,390 --> 00:14:49,120 Зря мы вообще сюда пришли.
- 00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:51,870 Эй. Хотя бы раз попробуй остаться.
- 00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:53,510 Слюнтяй всех вас любит.
- 00:14:53,590 --> 00:14:55,270 Только про вас и говорит.
- 00:14:55,350 --> 00:14:57,190 Морти, ты любишь есть жуков.
- 00:14:57,210 --> 00:14:57,950 Ещё как.
- 00:14:58,030 --> 00:15:00,390 А ты, Саммер, ненавидишь мыться.
- 00:15:00,430 --> 00:15:02,670 Уже не очень, я над этим работала.
- 00:15:02,730 --> 00:15:03,890 Ох, милая.
- 00:15:05,330 --> 00:15:06,492 Это правда.
- 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,370 Я очень по вам скучаю.
- 00:15:08,470 --> 00:15:11,310 На самом деле, я немного побродил и вернулся.
- 00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:15,090 Но Бет уже встретила Пола, и вы казались такими счастливыми.
- 00:15:15,210 --> 00:15:18,420 Мы и правда счастливы. Но это не значит, что тебя ненавидят.
- 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:20,030 Ну, разве что немного.
- 00:15:20,090 --> 00:15:20,929 Да, и Пол крутой.
- 00:15:20,940 --> 00:15:24,130 Не хочу говорить, что мы «выиграли» в этом расставании, но...
- 00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:27,740 Ребята, не наседайте. Джерри пытается извиниться.
- 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,130 Нет, я это заслужил.
- 00:15:29,230 --> 00:15:32,710 Я думал, вы воспринимаете меня как должное, а было наоборот.
- 00:15:34,430 --> 00:15:36,070 - Рик. - Фу, началось.
- 00:15:36,170 --> 00:15:38,650 Я обещал Джерри, что верну его домой.
- 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:41,090 - Ты мог бы как-нибудь... - Адрес?
- 00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:48,360 Ему нужен типа номер? Или это какой-то набор букв?
- 00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:48,951 Ой-ёй.
- 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:51,307 У нас пармезан странного выговаривают,
- 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:52,210 типа «пармезиан».
- 00:15:52,230 --> 00:15:54,570 В пушке есть поиск по ключевым словам?
- 00:15:55,710 --> 00:15:57,650 Мы могли бы проверить одно за другим...
- 00:15:57,670 --> 00:15:59,130 Ни фига не могли бы.
- 00:15:59,210 --> 00:16:00,930 Может, мы вернёмся на дорогу?
- 00:16:00,990 --> 00:16:03,310 В школе есть кладовая, мы тебе покажем.
- 00:16:03,450 --> 00:16:06,510 Если они попробуют меня убить, я сдерживаться не буду.
- 00:16:06,630 --> 00:16:07,340 Логично.
- 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:09,570 И я серьёзно. Им придёт конец.
- 00:16:09,710 --> 00:16:11,750 - И что, зря я ушёл? - Нет, я понимаю.
- 00:16:12,070 --> 00:16:15,960 Было так здорово повидаться. Спасибо, что заботишься о них, Пол.
- 00:16:15,980 --> 00:16:18,590 Это твоя семья, Джерри. Я просто в ней живу.
- 00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:20,590 Пока, Джер. Ещё увидимся.
- 00:16:21,820 --> 00:16:22,790 Погнали.
- 00:16:23,990 --> 00:16:26,980 Вернуть тебя можно только через Центральную станцию.
- 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:29,640 И Джерри в банданах будут нас искать.
- 00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:32,430 Я знаю. Но у меня есть одна идея.
- 00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:36,170 Вон из моей реальности!
- 00:16:37,970 --> 00:16:38,650 ЧЁРНЫЙ СПИСОК
- 00:16:38,670 --> 00:16:40,350 Ух ты, привет.
- 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:42,900 Привет, Джерри.
- 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,990 Прикольная у тебя щетина.
- 00:16:45,190 --> 00:16:48,630 А у тебя прикольная бандана.
- 00:16:52,430 --> 00:16:53,810 Они просекли! Бежим!
- 00:16:54,290 --> 00:16:57,150 Остановите их! Это Слюнтяй и тот второй!
- 00:16:57,690 --> 00:17:00,030 - Моя фасоль! - Куда мне нужно?
- 00:17:00,070 --> 00:17:02,170 В диван! В узел потерянного пульта.
- 00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,530 Ныряй, ныряй, ныряй.
- 00:17:06,950 --> 00:17:08,550 Босс, у нас проблема.
- 00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:10,750 Какого хрена?
- 00:17:11,390 --> 00:17:13,270 Ты облажался, Слюнтяй.
- 00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:14,930 Зря ты вернулся на дорогу.
- 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,770 Сука. Он знает все выходы.
- 00:17:16,810 --> 00:17:19,560 Это всё сон. Какая-то странная галлюцинация.
- 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:22,080 - Я просто грибов переела. - Что, прости?
- 00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:23,010 Назад в диван!
- 00:17:28,950 --> 00:17:31,340 <i>Я в дороге, я в дороге.</i>
- 00:17:32,090 --> 00:17:34,310 <i>Я в дороге, я в дороге.</i>
- 00:17:34,710 --> 00:17:37,830 <i>Я хотел бы протянуть руку.</i>
- 00:17:38,110 --> 00:17:41,050 <i>Я бы увидел, я бы сказал тебе бежать.</i>
- 00:17:41,130 --> 00:17:43,170 <i>Я в дороге, я в дороге.</i>
- 00:17:43,190 --> 00:17:44,610 <i>Я бы увидел, я бы сказал.</i>
- 00:17:46,470 --> 00:17:49,930 <i>Что ж, забери меня золотою рукой.</i>
- 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:53,010 <i>Я бы увидел, я бы сказал тебе бежать.</i>
- 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:55,140 <i>Я в дороге, я в дороге.</i>
- 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,570 <i>Я бы увидел, я бы сказал.</i>
- 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:01,910 <i>Что ж, я бы хотел за руку тебя взять!</i>
- 00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:04,730 <i>Мы будем бежать, да. Мы будем ползти, да.</i>
- 00:18:04,770 --> 00:18:07,950 <i>Я бы хотел за руку тебя взять!</i>
- 00:18:07,970 --> 00:18:10,750 <i>И мы будем бежать, да. Мы будем ползти, да.</i>
- 00:18:10,930 --> 00:18:12,470 Эй! Не круто, чел!
- 00:18:12,490 --> 00:18:14,620 Ты от меня не отделаешься, Слюнтяй!
- 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:15,830 Дорога моя!
- 00:18:15,850 --> 00:18:17,370 Чёрт, какой настойчивый.
- 00:18:17,390 --> 00:18:19,750 Вот у него бы в American Eagle получилось.
- 00:18:20,090 --> 00:18:21,510 У меня есть идея.
- 00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:23,570 Это опасно. Ты мне доверяешь?
- 00:18:23,650 --> 00:18:25,470 Эй, я — это ты, брат.
- 00:18:28,710 --> 00:18:31,290 Хорошо, что увеличение не убило мышь.
- 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:32,720 Ну, ещё не вечер.
- 00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:35,140 Это как с большими собаками и Андре Гигантом...
- 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:37,600 Хватит! С мышью всё будет хорошо.
- 00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:38,370 Хья!
- 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,900 Двуличные сукины дети!
- 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:44,890 О, босс, ты всё пропустил. Они ускакали на огромной мыши.
- 00:18:45,310 --> 00:18:47,290 Ты, сука, бесполезный. Ты в курсе?
- 00:18:47,350 --> 00:18:50,610 Ай! Эта клёвая куртка тебя изменила, Джерри.
- 00:18:50,770 --> 00:18:54,290 Ты стал неприятным. И вечно мешаешь мне сидеть.
- 00:18:54,730 --> 00:18:56,410 - Эй! - Подгони гольф-кар!
- 00:18:57,950 --> 00:18:58,590 Эй!
- 00:19:02,770 --> 00:19:03,710 Вот они!
- 00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:05,030 Скорей. За мной.
- 00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:08,430 Я убью тебя, Слюнтяй.
- 00:19:08,510 --> 00:19:10,190 А потом трахну твою жену!
- 00:19:10,290 --> 00:19:12,650 Удачи! Она уже замужем!
- 00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:15,640 От таких Джерри, как ты, меня тошнит.
- 00:19:15,660 --> 00:19:17,350 Почему ты не остался дома?
- 00:19:17,370 --> 00:19:18,910 Да я пытаюсь!
- 00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:21,810 Вы оба отстой, вы слабаки.
- 00:19:21,930 --> 00:19:24,990 Не то что я, я крутой. Я не такой, как вы!
- 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:26,670 У него пистолет?
- 00:19:30,630 --> 00:19:32,210 Нет! Нет!
- 00:19:40,270 --> 00:19:42,210 Удачной дороги, сука.
- 00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:45,130 Думаешь, остальные Джерри в порядке?
- 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:47,460 А мы? Я сейчас человека убил.
- 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,030 Нельзя об этом думать.
- 00:19:49,150 --> 00:19:53,010 Если я чему и научился, так это тому, что думать нельзя.
- 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,890 Но вот. Я дома.
- 00:19:57,910 --> 00:19:59,270 Хороший у тебя дом.
- 00:19:59,770 --> 00:20:03,150 Спасибо. А ты что будешь делать?
- 00:20:03,330 --> 00:20:07,510 Можешь пока остаться здесь. Я попрошу Бет купить побольше хлопьев.
- 00:20:08,050 --> 00:20:10,570 Я слишком долго ел за чужой счёт.
- 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:14,370 Тем более, раз Босса Джерри больше нет, дорога снова откроется.
- 00:20:16,390 --> 00:20:17,910 Было круто, Иглмен.
- 00:20:17,930 --> 00:20:19,550 Увидимся, Слюнтяй.
- 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:23,197 Какого хрена?
- 00:20:23,210 --> 00:20:26,110 Народ! Я его нашла! Он сидел в спальне!
- 00:20:26,130 --> 00:20:29,310 - Я же вроде тут искал. - Вы что, меня искали?
- 00:20:29,350 --> 00:20:30,610 Отлично, нашёлся.
- 00:20:30,670 --> 00:20:32,710 Сказал же, что не компостировал его.
- 00:20:32,730 --> 00:20:35,330 - Вечно я виноват. - Мы за тебя волновались.
- 00:20:35,390 --> 00:20:37,050 Морти спарился с осьминогом.
- 00:20:37,090 --> 00:20:38,550 Вряд ли в последний раз.
- 00:20:38,610 --> 00:20:40,220 И чем ты тут занимался?
- 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:44,270 Да знаете, просто уделил немного времени себе.
- 00:20:44,290 --> 00:20:45,170 Гадость!
- 00:20:45,270 --> 00:20:47,690 Я не дрочил, если вы на это намекаете!
- 00:20:47,710 --> 00:20:50,890 Какого хрена? Кто это говорил? Ты просто выглядишь гадко.
- 00:20:50,970 --> 00:20:53,070 Да, с людьми почаще общайся, пап.
- 00:20:59,180 --> 00:21:01,850 - И что это было? - Да ничего.
- 00:21:06,450 --> 00:21:09,380 Хотя для такого, как ты, это даже на пользу.
- 00:21:49,370 --> 00:21:51,430 Так, кажется, я видел там яка.
- 00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:55,760 Если получится взять его живым, я смогу пить его мочу недели две.
- 00:21:55,780 --> 00:21:57,300 Может быть, даже три.
- 00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:58,510 Эй, пап, не видел...
- 00:21:58,530 --> 00:22:00,430 Ой, да господи боже! Папа, нет!
- 00:22:00,450 --> 00:22:03,600 А что? Это прикол шоу, его надо смотреть голым.
- 00:22:03,620 --> 00:22:06,290 Так действительно было задумано, детка.
- 00:22:06,630 --> 00:22:09,370 Народ! Мы все на этом диване сидим!
- 00:22:12,950 --> 00:22:14,730 Ты был прав насчёт этого парня.
- 00:22:16,030 --> 00:22:16,970 Сделай громче.
- 00:22:16,990 --> 00:22:19,990 Переведено студией HDrezka Studio.
- 00:00:05,256 --> 00:00:07,716 And then after that, I have a bunch of meetings.
- 00:00:07,717 --> 00:00:09,259 Didn't you guys wrap all that up?
- 00:00:09,260 --> 00:00:10,468 You can just say you don't wanna hang out.
- 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:11,928 I don't wanna hang out.
- 00:00:11,929 --> 00:00:13,555 What the hell, who took my kombucha?
- 00:00:13,556 --> 00:00:15,223 I threw that out, it smelled bad.
- 00:00:15,224 --> 00:00:17,767 Of course it smelled bad, it's kombucha.
- 00:00:17,768 --> 00:00:19,602 You 'booch, you lose.
- 00:00:19,603 --> 00:00:21,271 Rick, c-can you portal me to school?
- 00:00:21,272 --> 00:00:22,689 - No. - Gimme that.
- 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:24,190 Hey! Summer! Summer, give it back!
- 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,235 Honey, did you move the car keys?
- 00:00:27,862 --> 00:00:31,239 Ahp, nevermind, they were at the bottom.
- 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:33,575 Well, that is the last time
- 00:00:33,576 --> 00:00:36,245 I eat full-fat ice cream after midnight--
- 00:00:37,496 --> 00:00:39,539 Um...
- 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,417 Okay?
- 00:00:42,168 --> 00:00:45,295 Hey!
- 00:00:45,296 --> 00:00:47,338 What are you--
- 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:48,882 Hey!
- 00:00:56,265 --> 00:00:58,683 Alright, alright, I yield!
- 00:00:58,684 --> 00:01:00,185 Geez, you're fast.
- 00:01:00,186 --> 00:01:02,687 Are you... a-a clone of me?
- 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:04,856 - Did Rick-- - Don't-- Don't tell Rick.
- 00:01:04,857 --> 00:01:07,525 You want me <i>not</i> talkin'? Then you better <i>start</i> talkin'.
- 00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:10,653 Not here. C'mon, you can buy me lunch.
- 00:01:10,654 --> 00:01:12,906 I'm not buying you lunch!
- 00:01:12,907 --> 00:01:15,533 What if we call it "Breakfast 2"?
- 00:01:15,534 --> 00:01:16,618 No!
- 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:52,320 {\an8}And you're sure Rick won't spy on us here?
- 00:01:52,321 --> 00:01:54,531 {\an8}Yeah, he hates the mall.
- 00:01:54,532 --> 00:01:56,282 {\an8}It's kinda why I come here so much.
- 00:01:56,283 --> 00:02:00,578 {\an8}Or maybe me being here is why he hates it.
- 00:02:00,579 --> 00:02:02,288 {\an8}I've actually been thinking about getting a job
- 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:03,957 {\an8}at American Eagle.
- 00:02:03,958 --> 00:02:05,834 {\an8}Oooh, the Eagle Man.
- 00:02:05,835 --> 00:02:07,168 {\an8}You gonna eat that?
- 00:02:07,169 --> 00:02:08,753 {\an8}- Not really. - Thanks.
- 00:02:08,754 --> 00:02:12,674 {\an8}Mm. The road provides.
- 00:02:12,675 --> 00:02:15,885 {\an8}O-Okay, "the road"? Who are you?!
- 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:17,637 {\an8}Are-- Are you here from the future?
- 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:19,305 {\an8}A-Are you here to kill me?
- 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:21,099 {\an8}You think I came from the future to replace a guy
- 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:22,600 {\an8}who loves the mall?
- 00:02:22,601 --> 00:02:25,311 {\an8}I'm a... traveler. From another dimension.
- 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:26,896 {\an8}Oho, you stole a portal gun?
- 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:28,815 {\an8}What? No, man, that brings the heat.
- 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:32,151 {\an8}I more... slip through cracks in the multiverse.
- 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,070 {\an8}Your family's cool, by the way.
- 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:37,282 {\an8}My Morty and Summer fight way more than yours.
- 00:02:37,283 --> 00:02:39,784 {\an8}Well, you don't seem like a serial killer.
- 00:02:39,785 --> 00:02:41,703 {\an8}And I bet I'd know.
- 00:02:41,704 --> 00:02:43,913 {\an8}- But you can't stay here. - No sweat, Eagle Man.
- 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:45,999 {\an8}Just get me back to your upstairs closet.
- 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:49,460 {\an8}'Kay, well, that is a weird location.
- 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:52,046 {\an8}If you do try to kill me and take over my life,
- 00:02:52,047 --> 00:02:53,923 {\an8}I can scream very loud.
- 00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:57,093 {\an8}And you never get caught doing this?
- 00:02:57,094 --> 00:03:00,179 {\an8}Jerrys are basically invisible. It's our superpower.
- 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,723 {\an8}- Nobody sees us-- - Jerry! Get in here!
- 00:03:01,724 --> 00:03:03,099 {\an8}- Shit! He saw you! - Oh, God!
- 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:04,309 {\an8}What's all this shit in the freezer?!
- 00:03:04,310 --> 00:03:06,269 {\an8}- Go! - What?
- 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:07,770 {\an8}Don't make him any more suspicious, talk to him!
- 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:11,858 {\an8}- Uh, uh-- - I'll meet you upstairs!
- 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:14,485 {\an8}Hey, Rick!
- 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:16,613 {\an8}Your frozen dumplings are still in there, Jerry.
- 00:03:16,614 --> 00:03:17,989 {\an8}There's limited space in there, Jerry.
- 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:19,741 {\an8}W-We all live here together.
- 00:03:19,742 --> 00:03:21,159 {\an8}Hey! Hey!
- 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:23,036 {\an8}Look at me when I'm talking to you.
- 00:03:23,037 --> 00:03:25,204 {\an8}You catch that episode of "Naked And Alone" last night?
- 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:27,206 {\an8}Hey, between you and me?
- 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,875 {\an8}I think that guy likes to drink the yak piss.
- 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:31,419 {\an8}Are-- Are you making conversation with me?
- 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:33,296 {\an8}Sorry! Sorry.
- 00:03:33,297 --> 00:03:35,882 {\an8}I guess I do watch that TV show.
- 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:38,009 {\an8}And he does seem excited about the piss.
- 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:39,677 {\an8}He does!
- 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:42,180 {\an8}Okay. Good.
- 00:03:42,181 --> 00:03:43,973 {\an8}Don't waste my freezer space.
- 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:48,353 {\an8}And don't fucking blindside me with small talk!
- 00:03:48,354 --> 00:03:50,271 {\an8}Phew! I think I'm in the clear.
- 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:52,649 {\an8}As long as I eat those dumplings.
- 00:03:52,650 --> 00:03:54,692 {\an8}Are you... smelling my shirts?
- 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:55,735 {\an8}What? No.
- 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:56,861 {\an8}In a few dimensions,
- 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:58,696 {\an8}Rick gives Beth
- 00:03:58,697 --> 00:04:00,281 {\an8}a spatially-dilated walk-in closet.
- 00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:02,992 {\an8}Heh. Beth is always asking for that.
- 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:05,495 {\an8}Yeah, you guys are in the same dimensional neighborhood.
- 00:04:05,496 --> 00:04:07,205 {\an8}And you can't bend reality as often as Rick
- 00:04:07,206 --> 00:04:09,207 {\an8}without the occasional--
- 00:04:09,208 --> 00:04:10,708 {\an8}Bingo.
- 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:12,835 {\an8}And-- And-- And what does that lead to?
- 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:15,797 {\an8}Buddy, a guy like us can hike the whole multiverse--
- 00:04:15,798 --> 00:04:17,340 {\an8}without even leavin' the house.
- 00:04:17,341 --> 00:04:19,008 {\an8}You wanna see?
- 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:20,718 {\an8}Do I want to stick my hand through a wall?
- 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:23,680 {\an8}- Uh, not really. - It's just one stop over.
- 00:04:23,681 --> 00:04:26,557 {\an8}C'mon. Quit thinkin' like a Jerry and live a little.
- 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:29,602 {\an8}Jerry! I'm still angry at you for talking to me!
- 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,312 {\an8}Gah!
- 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:33,815 {\an8}You... You promise you'll get me home?
- 00:04:33,816 --> 00:04:35,608 {\an8}I promise.
- 00:04:42,408 --> 00:04:45,118 Holy shit, this is insane.
- 00:04:45,119 --> 00:04:46,828 Pretty mind-blowing, huh?
- 00:04:46,829 --> 00:04:48,830 We try to mark safe trails for each other.
- 00:04:48,831 --> 00:04:50,999 Upside-down coaster means it's cool.
- 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:54,085 - Bla bla bla blah!! - Blah, blahblah!
- 00:04:54,086 --> 00:04:55,628 Blah blahblah!
- 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:57,880 In this reality, all words are "blah."
- 00:04:57,881 --> 00:05:00,883 I-I kinda get what they're saying.
- 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:03,094 - Blah bla BLAH! - Bla blablah Bla!
- 00:05:03,095 --> 00:05:05,388 C'mon. Upstairs bathroom. One at a time.
- 00:05:05,389 --> 00:05:06,723 Uhh...
- 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:12,228 Ohhhhh, this is insane, this is insane.
- 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:17,775 Blah blahblah bla blah blahblah BLA!!
- 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:19,569 ...Blah?
- 00:05:19,570 --> 00:05:23,449 Blah! Blah bla blah bla blah!
- 00:05:25,409 --> 00:05:27,076 Oh, holy shit, she saw me!
- 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:29,537 I know! You did great!
- 00:05:29,538 --> 00:05:31,289 That was crazy!
- 00:05:31,290 --> 00:05:33,583 Okay, where-- where to next?
- 00:05:33,584 --> 00:05:36,127 Yes! Fuck yeah, Eagle Man!
- 00:05:36,128 --> 00:05:37,420 Here, get in.
- 00:05:37,421 --> 00:05:38,796 Infinite mirror tunnel.
- 00:05:38,797 --> 00:05:41,382 Man, so weird and specific,
- 00:05:41,383 --> 00:05:43,092 how do you find these things?
- 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:44,552 That's the thing about being a Jerry.
- 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:46,680 You got all day to look.
- 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:50,434 Get close, I almost lost a finger doing this.
- 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:54,395 Ah!
- 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:57,107 It's so cold.
- 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:05,239 Oh, Jesus.
- 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,700 Here. This way.
- 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:11,746 - Whoa. - Mm-hmm.
- 00:06:11,747 --> 00:06:14,165 Without the trail, this family would just be gone.
- 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:16,167 But the road remembers.
- 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:19,337 There's... so many of us.
- 00:06:19,338 --> 00:06:20,379 Here.
- 00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:27,888 You're one of us now, Eagle Man.
- 00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:34,143 Well, technically it was a piece of your shirt I stuck up there.
- 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:37,271 You still don't get it, buddy. We're the same.
- 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:40,733 Okay, but how much of the road is depressing like this place?
- 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,568 Not that much, not that much.
- 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:57,333 ♪ On my way, on my way ♪
- 00:06:57,334 --> 00:07:01,963 ♪ I would like to reach out my hand ♪
- 00:07:01,964 --> 00:07:06,467 ♪ Oombayseeyou, oombaytellyou to run ♪
- 00:07:06,468 --> 00:07:09,262 ♪ On my way, on my way ♪
- 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:13,683 ♪ Omabadee, seemoobadeeyah ♪
- 00:07:13,684 --> 00:07:18,437 ♪ Well, pick me up with golden hand ♪
- 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:22,608 ♪ And oombayseeyou, oombaytellyou to run ♪
- 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:25,695 ♪ On my way, on my way ♪
- 00:07:25,696 --> 00:07:29,407 ♪ Omabadee, seemoobadeeyah ♪
- 00:07:29,408 --> 00:07:31,075 ♪ Well ♪
- 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:34,745 ♪ Hii would like to hoole my little ha ♪
- 00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:38,708 ♪ A-wee will ruh, a-we will, a-wee will craa, a-whe whill ♪
- 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:41,043 Jeeeeerrrrryyyyy!
- 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:44,505 Ay, man, you see where I put the margarita machine?
- 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:46,591 T-The good one, the-- the science one.
- 00:07:46,592 --> 00:07:49,760 You left it in the shower.
- 00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:54,307 Boy. I-I might be livin' a little too anchors-up, Jerry.
- 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:55,474 You-- You want a margarita?
- 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:58,978 All good.
- 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:02,231 He has to know that's not you.
- 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:04,066 Well, if he does, he doesn't care.
- 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:05,860 Alright, we gotta get moving,
- 00:08:05,861 --> 00:08:08,070 there's a killer view two stops over.
- 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:10,115 You guys want a ceviche to go?
- 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:16,787 Wow.
- 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:19,415 And Rick turned the moon into a disco ball for...
- 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:22,877 - Morty's Winter Formal? - Beautiful, right?
- 00:08:22,878 --> 00:08:25,713 Honestly, Eagle Man, I didn't think you'd come out this far.
- 00:08:25,714 --> 00:08:27,924 - Way to prove me wrong. - I mean...
- 00:08:27,925 --> 00:08:30,009 I'm not actually from the dimension you found me in.
- 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:32,094 My whole family jumped together.
- 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:34,555 And when the space version of my wife showed up,
- 00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:35,890 I thought she'd hate me...
- 00:08:35,891 --> 00:08:37,975 and she did.
- 00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:40,269 But then I turned into a bug and we all had sex.
- 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:43,773 Eagle <i>Man!</i> God damn.
- 00:08:43,774 --> 00:08:47,860 I-I-I guess it is all pretty cool when I say it out loud.
- 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,112 Thanks for opening my eyes to that.
- 00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:52,490 I'm just you, brother.
- 00:08:52,491 --> 00:08:54,325 Welp, outta suds.
- 00:08:54,326 --> 00:08:56,535 And I did promise to get you home.
- 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,412 Thanks for ridin' with me.
- 00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:01,499 It's the most fun I've had in a while.
- 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:03,417 - Wait, one second-- Ooh! - Whoa!
- 00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:07,463 Uhp, hold on, heh, I'm a little drunk.
- 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:09,799 If this dimension's Jerry was like me,
- 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,926 he'd keep a 12-pack in the bathroom
- 00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:14,387 for the occasional shower beer.
- 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:15,973 Eagle Man!
- 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:21,102 - These, uh-- - Yeah.
- 00:09:21,103 --> 00:09:22,604 These are warm.
- 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:28,025 Shit, shit, shit, we're cutting it close.
- 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:30,988 Ugh, slow down. So much liquid in my stomach.
- 00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:34,198 I'm not being contrarian,
- 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:35,825 I-I just think it'd be gross to do that to a cat.
- 00:09:35,826 --> 00:09:37,535 Squeamish Morty.
- 00:09:37,536 --> 00:09:39,870 I'm not squeamish--
- 00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:41,497 No, no, no, shit!
- 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:43,124 We missed the connection?
- 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:44,917 What does that mean, what does that mean?!
- 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:47,336 It's all good, Jerry. We're fine.
- 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,922 Look. Those guys portal into this Taco-la-Taco every week.
- 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,716 There's a Gene we can stay with
- 00:09:51,717 --> 00:09:53,676 while we wait-- he's hip to the scene,
- 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:55,678 - even has a few cots in his basement-- - A week from now?!
- 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:57,555 I can't stay with some Gene for a week,
- 00:09:57,556 --> 00:09:59,181 Rick will just replace me.
- 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:00,725 No, he won't.
- 00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:01,934 They won't even notice you've been gone.
- 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,979 That's not a good thing! Gah.
- 00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:06,939 There is one way, but--
- 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,733 Get me home!
- 00:10:08,734 --> 00:10:12,194 Okay, but why's it out in the woods?
- 00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:14,196 You wanna get home fast, right?
- 00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:17,034 Only way to do that's through Grand Central.
- 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:21,787 Couple parallel Mortys tried to pull a keg
- 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:24,290 outta their Bag of Holding, turned it inside out.
- 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:27,753 Now it's kind of a... toll road.
- 00:10:30,756 --> 00:10:32,381 Oh!
- 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:33,924 Hey there. I'm Eagle Man.
- 00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:35,426 Got two coming out at Burlap.
- 00:10:35,427 --> 00:10:37,887 Walkie Talkie: <i>Copy that.</i>
- 00:10:37,888 --> 00:10:42,224 So... were you camping, or--
- 00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:43,352 Get in.
- 00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:50,149 Welcome to Grand Central.
- 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:53,819 It's, uh, not my favorite place.
- 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:56,155 Who are these bandana guys?
- 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:59,116 Sometimes your family goes on an adventure and doesn't come back.
- 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:01,202 The dude that runs this place,
- 00:11:01,203 --> 00:11:03,371 he collects Jerrys that get left behind.
- 00:11:03,372 --> 00:11:05,540 Come on. Boss is ready to see you.
- 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,794 - Uh...? - Play it cool.
- 00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:11,670 - Hey, Boss! - Mooch!
- 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,005 - "Mooch"? - It's my road name.
- 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,423 Who's this?
- 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:16,258 Meet Eagle Man. He's cool.
- 00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:18,177 I rescued him from working at the mall.
- 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,887 We're just looking to get on the Tundra Line.
- 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:22,181 Fares are up, I'm afraid.
- 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,599 A Rick patched that one fridge nexus.
- 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,351 We've got surge pricing.
- 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:26,769 Right, no problem.
- 00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:28,437 Whoa. I thought you didn't have a job.
- 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,856 He doesn't. Get this--
- 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:33,984 We all use the same ATM pin.
- 00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:38,030 3-8-5-2.
- 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,949 That's <i>my</i> ATM pin!
- 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:43,035 Mm-hmm. The road provides.
- 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,329 Wait, you steal from other Jerrys?
- 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:46,914 Maybe.
- 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:50,543 Or maybe poor, silly Jerry was just careless with his money.
- 00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:51,961 Who would believe him anyway?
- 00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:53,421 Hey! That hurts!
- 00:11:53,422 --> 00:11:55,131 You pick this guy up in the sensitive dimension?
- 00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:57,258 - Search them both. - Hey, fuck you, pal.
- 00:11:57,259 --> 00:12:00,636 - Jerry, just relax! - Well, this guy sucks!
- 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:03,973 Seriously, Mooch. Where did you pick him up?
- 00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:05,933 You mapping new routes and keepin' 'em to yourself?
- 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,935 Take it all. We just wanna pass through.
- 00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:09,395 You don't wanna mess with me, pal.
- 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,313 My Rick could kick your ass.
- 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:13,941 You little suburbs pussy.
- 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:17,361 You shouldn't need Rick-- Rick should need you.
- 00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:19,447 You just need to find his pressure points.
- 00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:21,073 Ow, ow, ow, ow!
- 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,158 Take these two back to this guy's station
- 00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:24,076 and blacklist them both.
- 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,286 Alright, alright! Geez!
- 00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:26,745 Hey! Get off of me!
- 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,497 Hey!
- 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:36,465 No, no, no! They cut us off!
- 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,093 I can still get home, right?
- 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,721 Fuck!
- 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,601 Goddamnit! I told you to play it cool!
- 00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:51,312 This was all I had, man! The road was my life!
- 00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:53,689 What about my life?
- 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:56,108 I didn't ask for any of this, you just showed up at my house!
- 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,903 Okay, okay, here's my pitch-- uh, we get jobs as dock workers,
- 00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:00,696 tell them we're twins or something,
- 00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:02,406 uh, save up for three months and move to Spain.
- 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:04,867 We'll open a dance studio-- start small,
- 00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:06,452 - but eventually-- - I'm not doing any of that!
- 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:09,371 Where even are we?!
- 00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:10,915 Morty's high school?
- 00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:14,376 Yeah. This used to be my dimension.
- 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:17,379 - The shed was my way out. - Oh, screw this.
- 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:19,632 - Hey! Where are you going? - To our house!
- 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:21,884 There's gotta be an exit somewhere!
- 00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:24,970 - Bad idea. T-T-There is no house. - You expect me to trust you?!
- 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,097 What was I thinking?!
- 00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:28,641 That I'd become some sort of hillbilly road-sage?
- 00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:30,684 A cool prospector?
- 00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:34,104 My family loves me and I threw it away-- for this?
- 00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:36,232 - Stupid, Jerry. Stupid! - No, wait!
- 00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:38,234 I-I left my dimension because I felt unappreciated
- 00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:42,196 and by the time I found my way back, Beth had remarried!
- 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,864 - Oh, my God. - Yeah.
- 00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:46,408 This whole time you've been preaching about freedom
- 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,536 and gettin' out there.
- 00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:50,704 But you're not brave. You have to live like this.
- 00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:53,207 You're the least cool version of me I've ever met.
- 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:55,459 You're right, you're right, I'm a loser.
- 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:58,088 Let's just do anything other than face my family, please?
- 00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:02,299 Hello? Oh, my God, Jerry!
- 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,009 And there's two of you!
- 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:06,011 Hi, there, Paul Fleischman, CPA.
- 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,264 - Hi. I'm Jerry. - It's a pleasure.
- 00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:10,558 Beth! Jerry's back!
- 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:12,101 And another one!
- 00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:13,686 Come on in. Can I get you guys some coffee?
- 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,980 I'm a tea guy myself. Earl Grey, little milk.
- 00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:17,856 - Dad? - Oh, my God! -Beth: Jerry?
- 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,985 Hi... family.
- 00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:24,238 What the fuck is going on?
- 00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:28,033 You walked out on us to dumpster dive across the multiverse?
- 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,035 You resented me!
- 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,371 T-The kids didn't respect me, Rick hates me,
- 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,957 how long did it take before you even noticed I was gone?
- 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:37,418 Oh, we noticed, asshole! Don't put that on us.
- 00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:39,962 Yeah, maybe do something worthy of our respect.
- 00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:42,298 - Like not disappearing. - Good point, Morty.
- 00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:44,842 Oh, now Rick has thoughts on abandonment?
- 00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:47,052 I just said "good point." I'm glad you left.
- 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:49,179 Coming here was a bad idea.
- 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,890 Hey. Stop disappearing for once!
- 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,767 Mooch loves you guys.
- 00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:55,477 You're all he talks about out there.
- 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:58,272 - Morty, you love to eat bugs... - Sure do!
- 00:14:58,273 --> 00:15:00,858 ...and Summer, you hate showering.
- 00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:03,569 Not as much anymore, I've actually been working on it.
- 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,029 Aw, honey!
- 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:08,949 It's true. I miss you guys so much.
- 00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:11,327 I mean, after wandering around a bit, I did come back.
- 00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:12,453 But Beth had met Paul
- 00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:14,997 and you all seemed so happy.
- 00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:16,665 We <i>are</i> happy.
- 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,375 But that doesn't mean we hate you.
- 00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:20,377 I mean, we hate you a little bit.
- 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,129 Yeah, P-Paul's pretty cool.
- 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:24,423 I-I don't wanna say we "won the breakup" but--
- 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:27,718 Guys, don't pile on! Jerry's trying to apologize!
- 00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:29,678 No, I deserve it.
- 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:31,180 I thought you took me for granted...
- 00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:32,890 but it was the other way around.
- 00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:34,767 Rick.
- 00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,477 Ugh. Here we go.
- 00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:38,979 I promised Jerry I'd get him home.
- 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:41,982 - Is there any way-- - Address?
- 00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:44,860 Oh. Uh. Hmm.
- 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:48,864 - Is it a number? Or like a lot of letters? - Uh-oh.
- 00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:52,618 We say "Parmesan" weird, like "Parmee-sian."
- 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:55,663 D-Does your portal gun use keywords?
- 00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:57,581 We could... go door-to-door?
- 00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,500 We cannot go door-to-door.
- 00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:01,585 Hey, maybe we-- we just get back on the road?
- 00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:03,796 Uh, there's a shed by the high school, we'll-- we'll show you.
- 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,924 If these guys try to kill me in the shed, I will not hold back.
- 00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:07,925 - Fair's fair. - I'll be mean about it.
- 00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:09,551 Mean deaths.
- 00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,720 - Can you blame me for leaving? - No, I get it.
- 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:14,264 It was really great to see you guys.
- 00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:15,974 Thanks for taking care of them, Paul.
- 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,519 It's your family, Jerry. I'm just living in it.
- 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,814 Bye, Jer. See you around.
- 00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,649 Let's go.
- 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:26,110 The only way back to your reality
- 00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:27,986 is through Grand Central.
- 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,571 Those Bandana Jerrys will be on the lookout for us.
- 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:32,283 I know. But I've got an idea.
- 00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:36,246 Leave my reality.
- 00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:40,332 Oh, hey, guys.
- 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,876 Oh! Uh, hi. Jerry.
- 00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:45,003 Loving the, uh, five o'clock shadow.
- 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:48,966 And I love your... bandana.
- 00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:54,054 They're onto us! Run!
- 00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:57,599 Stop them! It's Mooch and that other guy!
- 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,017 Aah! My beans!
- 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,477 Where am I going?!
- 00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:02,313 Couch! Rick's "lost remote control" nexus!
- 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:06,525 Dive, dive, dive!
- 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,444 Boss! We got a problem!
- 00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:10,739 What the hell?
- 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,323 You fucked up now, Mooch.
- 00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:14,908 You should've just stayed off the road.
- 00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,660 Damn it! He knows all the exits.
- 00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:19,455 This is a dream. This is some kind of weird hallucination.
- 00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:21,039 I-I ate too many mushrooms.
- 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,833 - Excuse me? - Back to the couch!
- 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:34,803 ♪ On my way, on my way ♪
- 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:38,015 ♪ I would like to reach out my hand ♪
- 00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:41,018 ♪ Oombayseeyou, oombaytellyou to run ♪
- 00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:43,228 ♪ On my way, on my way ♪
- 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:46,190 ♪ Omabadee, seemoobadeeyah ♪
- 00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:50,110 ♪ Well, pick me up with golden hand ♪
- 00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:52,988 ♪ And oombayseeyou, oombaytellyou to run ♪
- 00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:55,157 ♪ On my way, on my way ♪
- 00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:58,035 ♪ Omabadee, seemoobadeeyah ♪
- 00:17:58,036 --> 00:18:01,663 ♪ Well, I would like to hold my little hand ♪
- 00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:04,541 ♪ And we will run, we will, we will crawl, we will ♪
- 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:07,920 ♪ I would like to hold my little hand ♪
- 00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:10,881 ♪ And we will run, we will, we will crawl ♪
- 00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:12,299 Hey! Not cool, man!
- 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,510 I'll never stop chasing you, Mooch!
- 00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:15,761 The road is mine!
- 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,429 Shit! This guy is persistent!
- 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,681 He'd probably really thrive at American Eagle.
- 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,558 I-I got an idea.
- 00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:23,227 It's risky, but do you trust me?
- 00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:25,563 Hey, I'm you, brother.
- 00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:28,732 Hyah!
- 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:31,068 I'm so glad making the mouse big didn't kill it!
- 00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:32,903 It eventually might.
- 00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:35,155 It's-- It's-- It's like big dogs, or Andre The Giant--
- 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:37,491 St-Stop, the mouse is gonna be okay!
- 00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,034 Hyah!
- 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,869 Those doubling-back sons of bitches!
- 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,788 Oh, oh, B-Boss, you just missed it.
- 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,040 Those guys came by on a giant mouse.
- 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:47,125 You're fucking useless, you know that?
- 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:50,504 Ow! T-That-- That cool jacket changed you, Jerry!
- 00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:52,339 You're a mean guy now!
- 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,633 A-And you pull me out of my chairs too much!
- 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,885 - Hey! - Get the golf cart.
- 00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:59,429 Hey! Aah!
- 00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:01,431 Ah! Aah!
- 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:03,809 There they are!
- 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,645 Quick, come on!
- 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,188 I'm gonna kill you, Mooch!
- 00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:09,898 And then I'm gonna fuck your wife!
- 00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:13,068 Good luck! She's married!
- 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:15,529 It's Jerrys like you that make me sick!
- 00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:17,155 Why can't you just stay home?!
- 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,616 I'm trying!
- 00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:21,702 You guys suck! You're weak!
- 00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:25,330 Not like me, I'm cool! I'm nothing like you!
- 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:26,749 He's got a gun?!
- 00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:34,632 No! No!
- 00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:43,056 Happy trails, bitch.
- 00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:45,100 Think those other Jerrys will be okay?
- 00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:47,311 Will we? I think I maybe just killed a guy.
- 00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:49,521 You can't think about it.
- 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:52,734 It's the one thing I've learned, you can't think about it.
- 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,821 Well. This is me.
- 00:19:57,822 --> 00:19:59,615 Nice place you got here.
- 00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:03,076 Thanks. So, what are you gonna do now?
- 00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:05,078 You could hang out here for a bit.
- 00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:07,289 I-I can always have Beth buy more cereal.
- 00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:10,667 Mm. I've eaten on someone else's tab long enough.
- 00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:12,502 Besides, maybe Boss Jerry's gone now
- 00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:14,297 and the road can open back up.
- 00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:17,841 Hell of a trip, Eagle Man.
- 00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:20,677 See you around, Mooch.
- 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:23,430 What the hell? Guys!
- 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,807 I found him! He was in the bedroom!
- 00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:27,684 I-I thought I checked in here.
- 00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:28,936 You guys were looking for me?
- 00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:30,646 Okay, good, you found him.
- 00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:32,022 Told you I didn't compost his ass.
- 00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:33,565 God, get blamed for everything.
- 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,108 We were so worried about you, Jerry.
- 00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:36,693 You missed Morty mating with an octopus.
- 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,278 It'll probably happen again.
- 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,238 What were you even doing up here?
- 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:44,034 Oh, you know, just taking some "me" time.
- 00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:46,244 Gross!
- 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,579 Well, I wasn't jerking off, if that's what you're implying.
- 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,122 Ew, what the fuck?!
- 00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:50,749 Who said that? You just look grody!
- 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,794 Yeah, y-you need to get out more, Dad.
- 00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:01,719 - What the fuck was that? - Uh, nothing.
- 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:09,185 Eh, a guy like you, might be good for ya.
- 00:21:49,267 --> 00:21:51,309 <i>I-I think I saw a yak out there.</i>
- 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,437 <i>If I capture it and keep it alive,</i>
- 00:21:53,438 --> 00:21:55,605 <i>I should be able to drink its piss for two weeks.</i>
- 00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:57,315 Probably even three.
- 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,567 Hey, Dad, have you seen the--
- 00:21:58,568 --> 00:22:00,444 Oh, God, Jesus! Come on, Dad!
- 00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:01,945 What? It's the culture of the show!
- 00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:03,697 You're supposed to watch it naked!
- 00:22:03,698 --> 00:22:06,533 It <i>is</i> the culture of the show, honey.
- 00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:09,786 Guys! We all use those couches!
- 00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:15,333 Mhm. You're so right about this guy.
- 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,295 Turn it up.
- 00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:19,797 Did you get any of that?
- 00:00:05,256 --> 00:00:07,716 And then after that, I have a bunch of meetings.
- 00:00:07,717 --> 00:00:09,259 Didn't you guys wrap all that up?
- 00:00:09,260 --> 00:00:10,468 You can just say you don't wanna hang out.
- 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:11,928 I don't wanna hang out.
- 00:00:11,929 --> 00:00:13,555 What the hell, who took my kombucha?
- 00:00:13,556 --> 00:00:15,223 I threw that out, it smelled bad.
- 00:00:15,224 --> 00:00:17,767 Of course it smelled bad, it's kombucha.
- 00:00:17,768 --> 00:00:19,602 You 'booch, you lose.
- 00:00:19,603 --> 00:00:21,271 Rick, c-can you portal me to school?
- 00:00:21,272 --> 00:00:22,689 - No. - Gimme that.
- 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:24,190 Hey! Summer! Summer, give it back!
- 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,235 Honey, did you move the car keys?
- 00:00:27,862 --> 00:00:31,239 Ahp, nevermind, they were at the bottom.
- 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:33,575 Jerry: Well, that is the last time
- 00:00:33,576 --> 00:00:36,245 I eat full-fat ice cream after midnight--
- 00:00:37,496 --> 00:00:39,539 Um...
- 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,417 Okay?
- 00:00:42,168 --> 00:00:45,295 Hey!
- 00:00:45,296 --> 00:00:47,338 What are you--
- 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:48,882 Hey!
- 00:00:48,883 --> 00:00:56,264 {\an8}♪
- 00:00:56,265 --> 00:00:58,683 Alright, alright, I yield!
- 00:00:58,684 --> 00:01:00,185 Geez, you're fast.
- 00:01:00,186 --> 00:01:02,687 Are you... a-a clone of me?
- 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:04,856 - Did Rick-- - Don't-- Don't tell Rick.
- 00:01:04,857 --> 00:01:07,525 You want me <i>not</i> talkin'? Then you better <i>start</i> talkin'.
- 00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:10,653 Not here. C'mon, you can buy me lunch.
- 00:01:10,654 --> 00:01:12,906 I'm not buying you lunch!
- 00:01:12,907 --> 00:01:15,533 What if we call it "Breakfast 2"?
- 00:01:15,534 --> 00:01:16,618 No!
- 00:01:16,619 --> 00:01:49,734 {\an8}♪
- 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:52,320 {\an8}And you're sure Rick won't spy on us here?
- 00:01:52,321 --> 00:01:54,531 {\an8}Yeah, he hates the mall.
- 00:01:54,532 --> 00:01:56,282 {\an8}It's kinda why I come here so much.
- 00:01:56,283 --> 00:02:00,578 {\an8}Or maybe me being here is why he hates it.
- 00:02:00,579 --> 00:02:02,288 {\an8}I've actually been thinking about getting a job
- 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:03,957 {\an8}at American Eagle.
- 00:02:03,958 --> 00:02:05,834 {\an8}Oooh, the Eagle Man.
- 00:02:05,835 --> 00:02:07,168 {\an8}You gonna eat that?
- 00:02:07,169 --> 00:02:08,753 {\an8}- Not really. - Thanks.
- 00:02:08,754 --> 00:02:12,674 {\an8}Mm. The road provides.
- 00:02:12,675 --> 00:02:15,885 {\an8}O-Okay, "the road"? Who are you?!
- 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:17,637 {\an8}Are-- Are you here from the future?
- 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:19,305 {\an8}A-Are you here to kill me?
- 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:21,099 {\an8}You think I came from the future to replace a guy
- 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:22,600 {\an8}who loves the mall?
- 00:02:22,601 --> 00:02:25,311 {\an8}I'm a... traveler. From another dimension.
- 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:26,896 {\an8}Oho, you stole a portal gun?
- 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:28,815 {\an8}What? No, man, that brings the heat.
- 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:32,151 {\an8}I more... slip through cracks in the multiverse.
- 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,070 {\an8}Your family's cool, by the way.
- 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:37,282 {\an8}My Morty and Summer fight way more than yours.
- 00:02:37,283 --> 00:02:39,784 {\an8}Well, you don't seem like a serial killer.
- 00:02:39,785 --> 00:02:41,703 {\an8}And I bet I'd know.
- 00:02:41,704 --> 00:02:43,913 {\an8}- But you can't stay here. - No sweat, Eagle Man.
- 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:45,999 {\an8}Just get me back to your upstairs closet.
- 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:49,460 {\an8}'Kay, well, that is a weird location.
- 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:52,046 {\an8}If you do try to kill me and take over my life,
- 00:02:52,047 --> 00:02:53,923 {\an8}I can scream very loud.
- 00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:57,093 {\an8}And you never get caught doing this?
- 00:02:57,094 --> 00:03:00,179 {\an8}Jerrys are basically invisible. It's our superpower.
- 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,723 {\an8}- Nobody sees us-- - Jerry! Get in here!
- 00:03:01,724 --> 00:03:03,099 {\an8}- Shit! He saw you! - Oh, God!
- 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:04,309 {\an8}What's all this shit in the freezer?!
- 00:03:04,310 --> 00:03:06,269 {\an8}- Go! - What?
- 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:07,770 {\an8}Don't make him any more suspicious, talk to him!
- 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:11,858 {\an8}- Uh, uh-- - I'll meet you upstairs!
- 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:14,485 {\an8}Hey, Rick!
- 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:16,613 {\an8}Your frozen dumplings are still in there, Jerry.
- 00:03:16,614 --> 00:03:17,989 {\an8}There's limited space in there, Jerry.
- 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:19,741 {\an8}W-We all live here together.
- 00:03:19,742 --> 00:03:21,159 {\an8}Hey! Hey! [ Snaps fingers ]
- 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:23,036 {\an8}Look at me when I'm talking to you.
- 00:03:23,037 --> 00:03:25,204 {\an8}You catch that episode of "Naked And Alone" last night?
- 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:27,206 {\an8}Hey, between you and me?
- 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,875 {\an8}I think that guy likes to drink the yak piss.
- 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:31,419 {\an8}Are-- Are you making conversation with me?
- 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:33,296 {\an8}Sorry! Sorry.
- 00:03:33,297 --> 00:03:35,882 {\an8}I guess I do watch that TV show.
- 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:38,009 {\an8}And he does seem excited about the piss.
- 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:39,677 {\an8}He does!
- 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:42,180 {\an8}Okay. Good.
- 00:03:42,181 --> 00:03:43,973 {\an8}Don't waste my freezer space.
- 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:48,353 {\an8}And don't fucking blindside me with small talk!
- 00:03:48,354 --> 00:03:50,271 {\an8}Phew! I think I'm in the clear.
- 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:52,649 {\an8}As long as I eat those dumplings.
- 00:03:52,650 --> 00:03:54,692 {\an8}Are you... smelling my shirts?
- 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:55,735 {\an8}What? No.
- 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:56,861 {\an8}In a few dimensions,
- 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:58,696 {\an8}Rick gives Beth
- 00:03:58,697 --> 00:04:00,281 {\an8}a spatially-dilated walk-in closet.
- 00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:02,992 {\an8}Heh. Beth is always asking for that.
- 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:05,495 {\an8}Yeah, you guys are in the same dimensional neighborhood.
- 00:04:05,496 --> 00:04:07,205 {\an8}And you can't bend reality as often as Rick
- 00:04:07,206 --> 00:04:09,207 {\an8}without the occasional--
- 00:04:09,208 --> 00:04:10,708 {\an8}Bingo.
- 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:12,835 {\an8}And-- And-- And what does that lead to?
- 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:15,797 {\an8}Buddy, a guy like us can hike the whole multiverse--
- 00:04:15,798 --> 00:04:17,340 {\an8}without even leavin' the house.
- 00:04:17,341 --> 00:04:19,008 {\an8}You wanna see?
- 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:20,718 {\an8}Do I want to stick my hand through a wall?
- 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:23,680 {\an8}- Uh, not really. - It's just one stop over.
- 00:04:23,681 --> 00:04:26,557 {\an8}C'mon. Quit thinkin' like a Jerry and live a little.
- 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:29,602 {\an8}Rick: Jerry! I'm still angry at you for talking to me!
- 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,312 {\an8}Gah!
- 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:33,815 {\an8}You... You promise you'll get me home?
- 00:04:33,816 --> 00:04:35,608 {\an8}I promise.
- 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:42,407 {\an8}♪
- 00:04:42,408 --> 00:04:45,118 Holy shit, this is insane.
- 00:04:45,119 --> 00:04:46,828 Pretty mind-blowing, huh?
- 00:04:46,829 --> 00:04:48,830 We try to mark safe trails for each other.
- 00:04:48,831 --> 00:04:50,999 Upside-down coaster means it's cool.
- 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:54,085 - Bla bla bla blah!! - Blah, blahblah!
- 00:04:54,086 --> 00:04:55,628 Blah blahblah!
- 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:57,880 In this reality, all words are "blah."
- 00:04:57,881 --> 00:05:00,883 I-I kinda get what they're saying.
- 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:03,094 - Blah bla BLAH! - Bla blablah Bla!
- 00:05:03,095 --> 00:05:05,388 C'mon. Upstairs bathroom. One at a time.
- 00:05:05,389 --> 00:05:06,723 Uhh...
- 00:05:06,724 --> 00:05:09,475 [ Rick and Morty shouting "Blah" ]
- 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:12,228 Ohhhhh, this is insane, this is insane.
- 00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:14,439 [ Heartbeat ]
- 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:17,775 Blah blahblah bla blah blahblah BLA!!
- 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:19,569 ...Blah?
- 00:05:19,570 --> 00:05:23,449 Blah! Blah bla blah bla blah!
- 00:05:25,409 --> 00:05:27,076 Oh, holy shit, she saw me!
- 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:29,537 I know! You did great!
- 00:05:29,538 --> 00:05:31,289 That was crazy!
- 00:05:31,290 --> 00:05:33,583 Okay, where-- where to next?
- 00:05:33,584 --> 00:05:36,127 Yes! Fuck yeah, Eagle Man!
- 00:05:36,128 --> 00:05:37,420 Here, get in.
- 00:05:37,421 --> 00:05:38,796 Infinite mirror tunnel.
- 00:05:38,797 --> 00:05:41,382 Man, so weird and specific,
- 00:05:41,383 --> 00:05:43,092 how do you find these things?
- 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:44,552 That's the thing about being a Jerry.
- 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:46,680 You got all day to look.
- 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:50,434 Get close, I almost lost a finger doing this.
- 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:54,395 Ah!
- 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:57,107 It's so cold.
- 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:05,239 Oh, Jesus.
- 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,700 Here. This way.
- 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:11,746 - Whoa. - Mm-hmm.
- 00:06:11,747 --> 00:06:14,165 Without the trail, this family would just be gone.
- 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:16,167 But the road remembers.
- 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:19,337 There's... so many of us.
- 00:06:19,338 --> 00:06:20,379 Here.
- 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:25,301 {\an8}♪
- 00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:27,888 You're one of us now, Eagle Man.
- 00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:34,143 Well, technically it was a piece of your shirt I stuck up there.
- 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:37,271 You still don't get it, buddy. We're the same.
- 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:40,733 Okay, but how much of the road is depressing like this place?
- 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,568 Not that much, not that much.
- 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:49,408 [ Rusted Root's "Send Me On My Way" plays ]
- 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:57,333 ♪ On my way, on my way ♪
- 00:06:57,334 --> 00:07:01,963 ♪ I would like to reach out my hand ♪
- 00:07:01,964 --> 00:07:06,467 ♪ Oombayseeyou, oombaytellyou to run ♪
- 00:07:06,468 --> 00:07:09,262 ♪ On my way, on my way ♪
- 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:13,683 ♪ Omabadee, seemoobadeeyah ♪
- 00:07:13,684 --> 00:07:18,437 ♪ Well, pick me up with golden hand ♪
- 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:22,608 ♪ And oombayseeyou, oombaytellyou to run ♪
- 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:25,695 ♪ On my way, on my way ♪
- 00:07:25,696 --> 00:07:29,407 ♪ Omabadee, seemoobadeeyah ♪
- 00:07:29,408 --> 00:07:31,075 ♪ Well ♪
- 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:34,745 ♪ Hii would like to hoole my little ha ♪
- 00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:38,708 ♪ A-wee will ruh, a-we will, a-wee will craa, a-whe whill ♪
- 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:41,043 Jeeeeerrrrryyyyy!
- 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:44,505 Ay, man, you see where I put the margarita machine?
- 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:46,591 T-The good one, the-- the science one.
- 00:07:46,592 --> 00:07:49,760 You left it in the shower.
- 00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:54,307 Boy. I-I might be livin' a little too anchors-up, Jerry.
- 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:55,474 You-- You want a margarita?
- 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:58,978 All good.
- 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:02,231 He has to know that's not you.
- 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:04,066 Well, if he does, he doesn't care.
- 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:05,860 Alright, we gotta get moving,
- 00:08:05,861 --> 00:08:08,070 there's a killer view two stops over.
- 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:10,115 You guys want a ceviche to go?
- 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:16,787 Wow.
- 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:19,415 And Rick turned the moon into a disco ball for...
- 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:22,877 - Morty's Winter Formal? - Beautiful, right?
- 00:08:22,878 --> 00:08:25,713 Honestly, Eagle Man, I didn't think you'd come out this far.
- 00:08:25,714 --> 00:08:27,924 - Way to prove me wrong. - I mean...
- 00:08:27,925 --> 00:08:30,009 I'm not actually from the dimension you found me in.
- 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:32,094 My whole family jumped together.
- 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:34,555 And when the space version of my wife showed up,
- 00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:35,890 I thought she'd hate me...
- 00:08:35,891 --> 00:08:37,975 and she did.
- 00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:40,269 But then I turned into a bug and we all had sex.
- 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:43,773 Eagle <i>Man!</i> God damn.
- 00:08:43,774 --> 00:08:47,860 I-I-I guess it is all pretty cool when I say it out loud.
- 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,112 Thanks for opening my eyes to that.
- 00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:52,490 I'm just you, brother.
- 00:08:52,491 --> 00:08:54,325 Welp, outta suds.
- 00:08:54,326 --> 00:08:56,535 And I did promise to get you home.
- 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,412 Thanks for ridin' with me.
- 00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:01,499 It's the most fun I've had in a while.
- 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:03,417 - Wait, one second-- Ooh! - Whoa!
- 00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:07,463 Uhp, hold on, heh, I'm a little drunk.
- 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:09,799 If this dimension's Jerry was like me,
- 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,926 he'd keep a 12-pack in the bathroom
- 00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:14,387 for the occasional shower beer.
- 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:15,973 Eagle Man!
- 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:21,102 - These, uh-- - Yeah.
- 00:09:21,103 --> 00:09:22,604 These are warm.
- 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:28,025 Shit, shit, shit, we're cutting it close.
- 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:30,988 Ugh, slow down. So much liquid in my stomach.
- 00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:34,198 I'm not being contrarian,
- 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:35,825 I-I just think it'd be gross to do that to a cat.
- 00:09:35,826 --> 00:09:37,535 Squeamish Morty.
- 00:09:37,536 --> 00:09:39,870 I'm not squeamish--
- 00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:41,497 No, no, no, shit!
- 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:43,124 We missed the connection?
- 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:44,917 What does that mean, what does that mean?!
- 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:47,336 It's all good, Jerry. We're fine.
- 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,922 Look. Those guys portal into this Taco-la-Taco every week.
- 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,716 There's a Gene we can stay with
- 00:09:51,717 --> 00:09:53,676 while we wait-- he's hip to the scene,
- 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:55,678 - even has a few cots in his basement-- - A week from now?!
- 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:57,555 I can't stay with some Gene for a week,
- 00:09:57,556 --> 00:09:59,181 Rick will just replace me.
- 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:00,725 No, he won't.
- 00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:01,934 They won't even notice you've been gone.
- 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,979 That's not a good thing! Gah.
- 00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:06,939 There is one way, but--
- 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,733 Get me home!
- 00:10:08,734 --> 00:10:12,194 Okay, but why's it out in the woods?
- 00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:14,196 You wanna get home fast, right?
- 00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:17,034 Only way to do that's through Grand Central.
- 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:21,787 Couple parallel Mortys tried to pull a keg
- 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:24,290 outta their Bag of Holding, turned it inside out.
- 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:27,753 Now it's kind of a... toll road.
- 00:10:30,756 --> 00:10:32,381 Oh!
- 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:33,924 Hey there. I'm Eagle Man.
- 00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:35,426 Got two coming out at Burlap.
- 00:10:35,427 --> 00:10:37,887 Walkie Talkie: <i>Copy that.</i>
- 00:10:37,888 --> 00:10:42,224 So... were you camping, or--
- 00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:43,352 Get in.
- 00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:50,149 Welcome to Grand Central.
- 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:53,819 It's, uh, not my favorite place.
- 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:56,155 Who are these bandana guys?
- 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:59,116 Sometimes your family goes on an adventure and doesn't come back.
- 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:01,202 The dude that runs this place,
- 00:11:01,203 --> 00:11:03,371 he collects Jerrys that get left behind.
- 00:11:03,372 --> 00:11:05,540 Come on. Boss is ready to see you.
- 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,794 - Uh...? - Play it cool.
- 00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:11,670 - Hey, Boss! - Mooch!
- 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,005 - "Mooch"? - It's my road name.
- 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,423 Who's this?
- 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:16,258 Meet Eagle Man. He's cool.
- 00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:18,177 I rescued him from working at the mall.
- 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,887 We're just looking to get on the Tundra Line.
- 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:22,181 Fares are up, I'm afraid.
- 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,599 A Rick patched that one fridge nexus.
- 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,351 We've got surge pricing.
- 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:26,769 Right, no problem.
- 00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:28,437 Whoa. I thought you didn't have a job.
- 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,856 He doesn't. Get this--
- 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:33,984 We all use the same ATM pin.
- 00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:38,030 3-8-5-2.
- 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,949 That's <i>my</i> ATM pin!
- 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:43,035 Mm-hmm. The road provides.
- 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,329 Wait, you steal from other Jerrys?
- 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:46,914 Maybe.
- 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:50,543 Or maybe poor, silly Jerry was just careless with his money.
- 00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:51,961 Who would believe him anyway?
- 00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:53,421 Hey! That hurts!
- 00:11:53,422 --> 00:11:55,131 You pick this guy up in the sensitive dimension?
- 00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:57,258 - Search them both. - Hey, fuck you, pal.
- 00:11:57,259 --> 00:12:00,636 - Jerry, just relax! - Well, this guy sucks!
- 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:03,973 Seriously, Mooch. Where did you pick him up?
- 00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:05,933 You mapping new routes and keepin' 'em to yourself?
- 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,935 Take it all. We just wanna pass through.
- 00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:09,395 You don't wanna mess with me, pal.
- 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,313 My Rick could kick your ass.
- 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:13,941 You little suburbs pussy.
- 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:17,361 You shouldn't need Rick-- Rick should need you.
- 00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:19,447 You just need to find his pressure points.
- 00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:21,073 Ow, ow, ow, ow!
- 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,158 Take these two back to this guy's station
- 00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:24,076 and blacklist them both.
- 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,286 Alright, alright! Geez!
- 00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:26,745 Hey! Get off of me!
- 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,497 Hey!
- 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:33,669 {\an8}♪
- 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:36,465 No, no, no! They cut us off!
- 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,093 I can still get home, right?
- 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,721 Fuck!
- 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,601 Goddamnit! I told you to play it cool!
- 00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:51,312 This was all I had, man! The road was my life!
- 00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:53,689 What about my life?
- 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:56,108 I didn't ask for any of this, you just showed up at my house!
- 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,903 Okay, okay, here's my pitch-- uh, we get jobs as dock workers,
- 00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:00,696 tell them we're twins or something,
- 00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:02,406 uh, save up for three months and move to Spain.
- 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:04,867 We'll open a dance studio-- start small,
- 00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:06,452 - but eventually-- - I'm not doing any of that!
- 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:09,371 Where even are we?!
- 00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:10,915 Morty's high school?
- 00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:14,376 Yeah. This used to be my dimension.
- 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:17,379 - The shed was my way out. - Oh, screw this.
- 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:19,632 - Hey! Where are you going? - To our house!
- 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:21,884 There's gotta be an exit somewhere!
- 00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:24,970 - Bad idea. T-T-There is no house. - You expect me to trust you?!
- 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,097 What was I thinking?!
- 00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:28,641 That I'd become some sort of hillbilly road-sage?
- 00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:30,684 A cool prospector?
- 00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:34,104 My family loves me and I threw it away-- for this?
- 00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:36,232 - Stupid, Jerry. Stupid! - No, wait!
- 00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:38,234 I-I left my dimension because I felt unappreciated
- 00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:42,196 and by the time I found my way back, Beth had remarried!
- 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,864 - Oh, my God. - Yeah.
- 00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:46,408 This whole time you've been preaching about freedom
- 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,536 and gettin' out there.
- 00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:50,704 But you're not brave. You have to live like this.
- 00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:53,207 You're the least cool version of me I've ever met.
- 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:55,459 You're right, you're right, I'm a loser.
- 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:58,088 Let's just do anything other than face my family, please?
- 00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:02,299 Hello? Oh, my God, Jerry!
- 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,009 And there's two of you!
- 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:06,011 Hi, there, Paul Fleischman, CPA.
- 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,264 - Hi. I'm Jerry. - It's a pleasure.
- 00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:10,558 Beth! Jerry's back!
- 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:12,101 And another one!
- 00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:13,686 Come on in. Can I get you guys some coffee?
- 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,980 I'm a tea guy myself. Earl Grey, little milk.
- 00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:17,856 - Morty: Dad? - Summer: Oh, my God! -Beth: Jerry?
- 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,985 Hi... family.
- 00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:24,238 Rick: What the fuck is going on?
- 00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:28,033 You walked out on us to dumpster dive across the multiverse?
- 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,035 You resented me!
- 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,371 T-The kids didn't respect me, Rick hates me,
- 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,957 how long did it take before you even noticed I was gone?
- 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:37,418 Oh, we noticed, asshole! Don't put that on us.
- 00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:39,962 Yeah, maybe do something worthy of our respect.
- 00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:42,298 - Like not disappearing. - Good point, Morty.
- 00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:44,842 Oh, now Rick has thoughts on abandonment?
- 00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:47,052 I just said "good point." I'm glad you left.
- 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:49,179 Coming here was a bad idea.
- 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,890 Hey. Stop disappearing for once!
- 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,767 Mooch loves you guys.
- 00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:55,477 You're all he talks about out there.
- 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:58,272 - Morty, you love to eat bugs... - Sure do!
- 00:14:58,273 --> 00:15:00,858 ...and Summer, you hate showering.
- 00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:03,569 Not as much anymore, I've actually been working on it.
- 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,029 Aw, honey!
- 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:08,949 It's true. I miss you guys so much.
- 00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:11,327 I mean, after wandering around a bit, I did come back.
- 00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:12,453 But Beth had met Paul
- 00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:14,997 and you all seemed so happy.
- 00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:16,665 We <i>are</i> happy.
- 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,375 But that doesn't mean we hate you.
- 00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:20,377 I mean, we hate you a little bit.
- 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,129 Yeah, P-Paul's pretty cool.
- 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:24,423 I-I don't wanna say we "won the breakup" but--
- 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:27,718 Guys, don't pile on! Jerry's trying to apologize!
- 00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:29,678 No, I deserve it.
- 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:31,180 I thought you took me for granted...
- 00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:32,890 but it was the other way around.
- 00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:34,767 [ Sighs ] Rick.
- 00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,477 Ugh. Here we go.
- 00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:38,979 I promised Jerry I'd get him home.
- 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:41,982 - Is there any way-- - Address?
- 00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:44,860 Oh. Uh. Hmm.
- 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:48,864 - Is it a number? Or like a lot of letters? - Uh-oh.
- 00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:52,618 We say "Parmesan" weird, like "Parmee-sian."
- 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:55,663 D-Does your portal gun use keywords?
- 00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:57,581 We could... go door-to-door?
- 00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,500 We cannot go door-to-door.
- 00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:01,585 Hey, maybe we-- we just get back on the road?
- 00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:03,796 Uh, there's a shed by the high school, we'll-- we'll show you.
- 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,924 If these guys try to kill me in the shed, I will not hold back.
- 00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:07,925 - Fair's fair. - I'll be mean about it.
- 00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:09,551 Mean deaths.
- 00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,720 - Can you blame me for leaving? - No, I get it.
- 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:14,264 It was really great to see you guys.
- 00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:15,974 Thanks for taking care of them, Paul.
- 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,519 It's your family, Jerry. I'm just living in it.
- 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,814 Bye, Jer. See you around.
- 00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,649 Let's go.
- 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:26,110 The only way back to your reality
- 00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:27,986 is through Grand Central.
- 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,571 Those Bandana Jerrys will be on the lookout for us.
- 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:32,283 I know. But I've got an idea.
- 00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:36,246 Leave my reality.
- 00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:40,332 Oh, hey, guys.
- 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,876 Oh! Uh, hi. Jerry.
- 00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:45,003 Loving the, uh, five o'clock shadow.
- 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:48,966 And I love your... bandana.
- 00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:52,261 {\an8}♪
- 00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:54,054 They're onto us! Run!
- 00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:57,599 Stop them! It's Mooch and that other guy!
- 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,017 Aah! My beans!
- 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,477 Where am I going?!
- 00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:02,313 Couch! Rick's "lost remote control" nexus!
- 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:06,525 Dive, dive, dive!
- 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,444 Boss! We got a problem!
- 00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:10,739 What the hell?
- 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,323 You fucked up now, Mooch.
- 00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:14,908 You should've just stayed off the road.
- 00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,660 Damn it! He knows all the exits.
- 00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:19,455 This is a dream. This is some kind of weird hallucination.
- 00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:21,039 I-I ate too many mushrooms.
- 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,833 - Excuse me? - Back to the couch!
- 00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:28,547 [ Rusted Root's "Send Me On My Way" plays ]
- 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:34,803 ♪ On my way, on my way ♪
- 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:38,015 ♪ I would like to reach out my hand ♪
- 00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:41,018 ♪ Oombayseeyou, oombaytellyou to run ♪
- 00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:43,228 ♪ On my way, on my way ♪
- 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:46,190 ♪ Omabadee, seemoobadeeyah ♪
- 00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:50,110 ♪ Well, pick me up with golden hand ♪
- 00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:52,988 ♪ And oombayseeyou, oombaytellyou to run ♪
- 00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:55,157 ♪ On my way, on my way ♪
- 00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:58,035 ♪ Omabadee, seemoobadeeyah ♪
- 00:17:58,036 --> 00:18:01,663 ♪ Well, I would like to hold my little hand ♪
- 00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:04,541 ♪ And we will run, we will, we will crawl, we will ♪
- 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:07,920 ♪ I would like to hold my little hand ♪
- 00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:10,881 ♪ And we will run, we will, we will crawl ♪
- 00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:12,299 Hey! Not cool, man!
- 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,510 I'll never stop chasing you, Mooch!
- 00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:15,761 The road is mine!
- 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,429 Shit! This guy is persistent!
- 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,681 He'd probably really thrive at American Eagle.
- 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,558 I-I got an idea.
- 00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:23,227 It's risky, but do you trust me?
- 00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:25,563 Hey, I'm you, brother.
- 00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:28,732 - Hyah! - [ Mouse roars ]
- 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:31,068 I'm so glad making the mouse big didn't kill it!
- 00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:32,903 It eventually might.
- 00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:35,155 It's-- It's-- It's like big dogs, or Andre The Giant--
- 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:37,491 St-Stop, the mouse is gonna be okay!
- 00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,034 Hyah!
- 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,869 Those doubling-back sons of bitches!
- 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,788 Oh, oh, B-Boss, you just missed it.
- 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,040 Those guys came by on a giant mouse.
- 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:47,125 You're fucking useless, you know that?
- 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:50,504 Ow! T-That-- That cool jacket changed you, Jerry!
- 00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:52,339 You're a mean guy now!
- 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,633 A-And you pull me out of my chairs too much!
- 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,885 - Hey! - Get the golf cart.
- 00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:59,429 Hey! Aah!
- 00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:01,431 Ah! Aah!
- 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:02,641 [ Horn honks ]
- 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:03,809 There they are!
- 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,645 Quick, come on!
- 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,188 I'm gonna kill you, Mooch!
- 00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:09,898 And then I'm gonna fuck your wife!
- 00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:13,068 Good luck! She's married!
- 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:15,529 It's Jerrys like you that make me sick!
- 00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:17,155 Why can't you just stay home?!
- 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,616 I'm trying!
- 00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:21,702 You guys suck! You're weak!
- 00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:25,330 Not like me, I'm cool! I'm nothing like you!
- 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:26,749 He's got a gun?!
- 00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:34,632 No! No!
- 00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:43,056 Happy trails, bitch.
- 00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:45,100 Think those other Jerrys will be okay?
- 00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:47,311 Will we? I think I maybe just killed a guy.
- 00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:49,521 You can't think about it.
- 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:52,734 It's the one thing I've learned, you can't think about it.
- 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,821 Well. This is me.
- 00:19:57,822 --> 00:19:59,615 Nice place you got here.
- 00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:03,076 Thanks. So, what are you gonna do now?
- 00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:05,078 You could hang out here for a bit.
- 00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:07,289 I-I can always have Beth buy more cereal.
- 00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:10,667 Mm. I've eaten on someone else's tab long enough.
- 00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:12,502 Besides, maybe Boss Jerry's gone now
- 00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:14,297 and the road can open back up.
- 00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:17,841 Hell of a trip, Eagle Man.
- 00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:20,677 See you around, Mooch.
- 00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:21,845 [ Portal warbles ]
- 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:23,430 What the hell? Guys!
- 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,807 I found him! He was in the bedroom!
- 00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:27,684 I-I thought I checked in here.
- 00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:28,936 You guys were looking for me?
- 00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:30,646 Okay, good, you found him.
- 00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:32,022 Told you I didn't compost his ass.
- 00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:33,565 God, get blamed for everything.
- 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,108 We were so worried about you, Jerry.
- 00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:36,693 You missed Morty mating with an octopus.
- 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,278 It'll probably happen again.
- 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,238 What were you even doing up here?
- 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:44,034 Oh, you know, just taking some "me" time.
- 00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:46,244 Gross!
- 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,579 Well, I wasn't jerking off, if that's what you're implying.
- 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,122 Ew, what the fuck?!
- 00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:50,749 Who said that? You just look grody!
- 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,794 Yeah, y-you need to get out more, Dad.
- 00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:01,719 - What the fuck was that? - Uh, nothing.
- 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:09,185 Eh, a guy like you, might be good for ya.
- 00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:49,266 {\an8}♪
- 00:21:49,267 --> 00:21:51,309 <i>I-I think I saw a yak out there.</i>
- 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,437 <i>If I capture it and keep it alive,</i>
- 00:21:53,438 --> 00:21:55,605 <i>I should be able to drink its piss for two weeks.</i>
- 00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:57,315 Probably even three.
- 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,567 Hey, Dad, have you seen the--
- 00:21:58,568 --> 00:22:00,444 Oh, God, Jesus! Come on, Dad!
- 00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:01,945 What? It's the culture of the show!
- 00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:03,697 You're supposed to watch it naked!
- 00:22:03,698 --> 00:22:06,533 It <i>is</i> the culture of the show, honey.
- 00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:09,786 Guys! We all use those couches!
- 00:22:09,787 --> 00:22:12,372 [ <i>Slurping</i> ]
- 00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:15,333 Mhm. You're so right about this guy.
- 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,295 Turn it up.
- 00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:19,797 Did you get any of that?