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Горячий Рик
Рик лежит в постели с Жучицей Энн, высокопоставленным членом общества, основанного на насекомых. Она приглашает Рика на мероприятие со своей семьей, но он не хочет идти из-за своих воспоминаний о Диане. Позже Рик обнаруживает, что Память Рика перенесена в разум Джерри. Рик перемещает Память Рика из мозга Джерри в устройство хранения, а также перемещает свои воспоминания о Диане из собственного мозга в отдельное устройство хранения. Память Рика создает устройство, которое переносит его в разум Бет, когда она прикасается к хранилищу воспоминаний. Память Рика использует воспоминания Бет, чтобы убедить ее помочь Памяти Рика перенести Память Диану в разум Бет. Воспоминания Бет о себе бунтуют и сводят ее с ума, что приводит к тому, что она ломает шею Космической Бет. Рик оскорбляет семью Жучки Энн на мероприятии и вынужден сражаться с ее бывшим парнем, но телепортируется домой и оживляет Космическую Бет. Бет садится в машину и съезжает с обрыва, после чего Рик и Космическая Бет спасают Бет и обезвреживают её. Позже Рик освобождает Памяти Рика и Памяти Диану, чтобы они жили вместе в устройстве хранения памяти, которое он отправляет в космос.
- 00:00:04,100 --> 00:00:05,300 - Да. - Да.
- 00:00:07,250 --> 00:00:08,510 Это было прикольно.
- 00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:13,680 Слушай, мне всё это нравится, и я не хотела бы портить наши отношения...
- 00:00:13,740 --> 00:00:16,180 - Что, ты меня бросаешь? - Как раз наоборот.
- 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:20,461 Моя семья устраивает дурацкий церемониальный турнир.
- 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:22,740 И с тобой это было бы даже терпимо.
- 00:00:23,010 --> 00:00:27,130 Знаю, знаю, ты ни с кем не сближаешься из-за жены, умершей 40 лет назад.
- 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:30,470 Я понимаю, но это всего лишь барбекю с моими родителями.
- 00:00:30,570 --> 00:00:35,060 Тебе лучше и не сближаться со мной. Ты мне разонравишься или станешь скучной.
- 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:38,650 Все придут с гостями. И разве в Диане тебе нравилось всё?
- 00:00:38,750 --> 00:00:40,650 Я не слишком много о ней помню.
- 00:00:40,750 --> 00:00:46,740 Устройство Омега, штука, которой злой я стёр отовсюду Диану, перекручивает мозги.
- 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:48,910 Бет только думает, что помнит маму.
- 00:00:49,220 --> 00:00:53,840 Стоп, почему я до сих пор об этом говорю? У нас будет ещё секс? Для чего ты одеваешься?
- 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:55,830 - О, это для секса. - Крутяк.
- 00:00:55,930 --> 00:00:58,960 В эфире передача «Торт или не торт: звёздная версия».
- 00:00:59,060 --> 00:01:00,630 Вам нужен нож, мистер Ножик?
- 00:01:00,730 --> 00:01:02,960 Я пришёл со своим.
- 00:01:03,180 --> 00:01:05,510 Ну и где ты был? Всё ещё срёшь там, где я ем?
- 00:01:05,610 --> 00:01:06,780 Не донимай, Космо-Бет.
- 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:10,090 Я знал Багэн, может быть, задолго до того, как тебя клонировали.
- 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:12,760 Успокойся, папа слишком зациклен на маме.
- 00:01:12,870 --> 00:01:14,850 Слава богу. Хандри дальше, старик.
- 00:01:14,950 --> 00:01:16,618 Так, во-первых, вы всё пропустили.
- 00:01:16,630 --> 00:01:19,320 Это был ребёнок, а не торт. И мистера Ножика отменили.
- 00:01:19,420 --> 00:01:21,770 И во-вторых, чего вы пристали к Рику?
- 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:25,620 Он был отличным отцом столько, сколько я его помню.
- 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:27,020 Что, прости?
- 00:01:27,060 --> 00:01:29,810 Помнишь его на нашей свадьбе? И когда Морти родился?
- 00:01:29,830 --> 00:01:33,120 И как он изобрёл бутер с джемом. Рик офигенный.
- 00:01:33,220 --> 00:01:33,827 Что?
- 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:35,940 Что? Вы разве этого не помните?
- 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:40,120 Я вроде понял, что происходит.
- 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:43,720 Мне не нравится, что вы все смотрите.
- 00:01:44,150 --> 00:01:45,220 Так и знал.
- 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:48,800 Дамы и господа, встречайте, Рик из памяти.
- 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:53,055 РИК И МОРТИ
- 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,500 Тужься, милая, ты всё сможешь.
- 00:01:56,370 --> 00:01:58,480 Он так меня поддерживает...
- 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:00,310 А мы получили эту версию тебя?
- 00:02:00,410 --> 00:02:03,100 Это просто память о моих геройских поступках.
- 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:05,022 Вылез из головы Птичьей Личности
- 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:08,740 и проскользнул в Джерри, когда мы менялись мозгами в том сезоне.
- 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:10,700 Птичья Личность помнит тебя секси.
- 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:14,570 Я всё ещё секси. А этот хрен всё портит со своей ностальгией.
- 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:16,830 У Джерри сейчас по сути рак памяти.
- 00:02:16,930 --> 00:02:17,990 У меня рак?
- 00:02:18,060 --> 00:02:21,820 Но засранец умён. Гляньте, что он собрал из пружин и шестерёнок.
- 00:02:22,250 --> 00:02:23,280 Ну короче...
- 00:02:23,380 --> 00:02:26,610 Это настоящее чудо, ребятки. И у вас всё получится.
- 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:28,920 О, твою мать.
- 00:02:29,380 --> 00:02:32,260 Даже если меня не будет с вами! Джерри, хватай руль!
- 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:32,740 Папа!
- 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:35,700 Я был рад провести с вами время, ребят!
- 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:47,300 Расслабься, мелкий. Успокойся.
- 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,160 Кусок говна! Ты запер меня!
- 00:02:49,220 --> 00:02:51,470 Это ты говно! Ты Джерри мозг сломал.
- 00:02:51,570 --> 00:02:52,930 Я ему нравлюсь, это жутко.
- 00:02:53,030 --> 00:02:55,780 Пошёл ты, гондон! У тебя чудесная семья!
- 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:57,640 Нет, серьёзно, успокойся.
- 00:02:57,750 --> 00:02:59,339 Я собрал эту мозговую ферму,
- 00:02:59,350 --> 00:03:02,400 чтобы твоей высококонцептуальной жопе было где жить.
- 00:03:02,460 --> 00:03:03,620 Приятной вечности.
- 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:05,300 Здесь отстойно! Верни меня!
- 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:09,530 Значит, ты не изобретал бутер с джемом.
- 00:03:09,630 --> 00:03:11,370 Это лишь воспоминание, Джерри.
- 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:15,370 Бум, готово, как новенький.
- 00:03:15,470 --> 00:03:17,290 Что? Кто как новенький?
- 00:03:17,390 --> 00:03:20,900 Даже не верится, что ты можешь вот так высосать воспоминание.
- 00:03:20,980 --> 00:03:23,500 Вот бы высосать всех моих дерьмовых бывших.
- 00:03:23,610 --> 00:03:25,000 Особенно Питера Кейси.
- 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:27,780 Этот чувак слишком угорал по ящерицам.
- 00:03:32,490 --> 00:03:36,140 Пошёл на фиг, старикан! Что, тебя пугает моя молодость?
- 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:37,740 Потому что ты слабак!
- 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:02,420 Мне кажется, что ему одиноко.
- 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:05,290 Папа всё время трахается с чем можно и с чем нельзя.
- 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:07,480 - Давай закроем эту тему. - Извини.
- 00:05:15,580 --> 00:05:17,460 Подтвердите перевод.
- 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:38,600 Дорогой Рик, ты удалил воспоминания о Диане,
- 00:05:38,700 --> 00:05:40,600 чтобы стать более открытым.
- 00:05:40,700 --> 00:05:41,760 Не говнись на меня.
- 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:43,827 Багэн?
- 00:05:44,050 --> 00:05:45,680 Привет. Странное предложение...
- 00:05:48,220 --> 00:05:49,666 ХЛАМ ДЛЯ ПУТЕШЕСТВИЙ ВО ВРЕМЕНИ
- 00:05:49,700 --> 00:05:50,420 Папа?
- 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:57,610 ВКЛЮЧЕНИЕ МОНИТОРА
- 00:05:57,720 --> 00:05:58,900 Чёрт, вот блин.
- 00:06:05,180 --> 00:06:06,460 Что ты там делаешь?
- 00:06:09,140 --> 00:06:11,680 Дорогая! Дети! Завтрак!
- 00:06:13,620 --> 00:06:16,120 - О, вот ты где. - А где мне ещё быть?
- 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,070 Привет, Багэн. Будешь кофе?
- 00:06:21,090 --> 00:06:22,580 Если можно, мне чаю.
- 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:23,770 Привет, Бет.
- 00:06:23,830 --> 00:06:24,743 - Привет. - Здоров.
- 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:26,320 Морти, семья, это Багэн.
- 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:27,810 Она просто за мной заехала.
- 00:06:27,910 --> 00:06:29,440 - Да, конечно. - Привет, Багэн.
- 00:06:29,460 --> 00:06:30,791 Простите, что мешаю.
- 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:33,210 Рик позвонил, сказал «странное предложение»
- 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:36,004 и просто согласился пойти туда, куда я же его и звала.
- 00:06:36,020 --> 00:06:37,700 Нетипичное поведение для папы.
- 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:38,727 Не тупи, Космо-Бет.
- 00:06:38,740 --> 00:06:42,200 Я удалил память о вашей маме из головы, чтобы стать более открытым.
- 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:44,830 - Что? - Ты удалил маму из головы?
- 00:06:44,930 --> 00:06:46,720 Ты удалил маму из головы?
- 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:49,830 Перестань. Я и так по-всякому пытался её забыть.
- 00:06:49,890 --> 00:06:51,710 А это что-то новое, и всё получилось.
- 00:06:51,810 --> 00:06:52,660 Не донимай.
- 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:54,670 По-моему, это здорово. Вроде бы.
- 00:06:54,730 --> 00:06:57,600 Деда, а давно ты стал говорить «не донимай»?
- 00:07:02,530 --> 00:07:03,255 Папа?
- 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:06,020 - О, привет, мелкая. - Куда ты идёшь?
- 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:08,580 Мне надо в одно место. Не жди меня.
- 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:13,190 Но почему... почему ты уходишь?
- 00:07:13,250 --> 00:07:14,340 Это по работе.
- 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:20,030 Бет! Доченька!
- 00:07:20,130 --> 00:07:21,700 Работа была в потолке.
- 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:24,580 - Я уже вернулся. - Твоя причёска...
- 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:25,870 Стала круче, да?
- 00:07:25,930 --> 00:07:28,040 Нам будет так весело вместе!
- 00:07:28,100 --> 00:07:28,890 Ура!
- 00:07:28,910 --> 00:07:32,100 А потом мы спасём твою маму из тюрьмы для воспоминаний.
- 00:07:33,060 --> 00:07:34,000 Ура?
- 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:43,430 Рик, слава богу, всё закончилось. Прости, что оставила тебя с дядей Скубом.
- 00:07:43,530 --> 00:07:45,810 Ты не говорила, что тут все такие крутые.
- 00:07:45,910 --> 00:07:48,520 Вообще нет. Это моя тётя Бульгоги.
- 00:07:48,580 --> 00:07:49,460 Страшная сука.
- 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:52,650 А вон там Джек-Пу, мой бывший парень со школы.
- 00:07:52,750 --> 00:07:55,570 Видимо, он уже давно на меня пялится, да?
- 00:07:55,630 --> 00:08:00,530 Багэн, ты ушла ещё до поднятия знамени. Ты что, меня стесняешься?
- 00:08:00,590 --> 00:08:02,320 Ну не при дяде же, милый.
- 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:04,910 Мама, папа, это Рик.
- 00:08:04,970 --> 00:08:07,640 Мой друг ещё со времён революции.
- 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:09,580 Обезъяныш.
- 00:08:09,620 --> 00:08:11,870 Громфломиты нам испортили репутацию.
- 00:08:11,940 --> 00:08:13,670 Такая жестокая культура.
- 00:08:13,770 --> 00:08:15,920 Вы с моей дочкой давно знакомы, да?
- 00:08:15,980 --> 00:08:19,460 Это да. Хотя спать вместе начали только пару месяцев назад.
- 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:20,580 Что?
- 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:23,940 - Зачем ты это сказал? - Я пытался открыться!
- 00:08:24,020 --> 00:08:28,430 Откуда я знал, что у вас за секс до брака нужно драться на ритуальных дуэлях?
- 00:08:28,490 --> 00:08:31,690 То есть ты, гений, даже не почитал про мою культуру?
- 00:08:31,790 --> 00:08:34,770 Я жену из головы удалил! Мне и так нелегко!
- 00:08:34,870 --> 00:08:39,480 Испытание закончится, когда один из вас умрёт или признает поражение.
- 00:08:39,590 --> 00:08:43,360 Но если сдашься, значит, ты не способен на любовь и преданность,
- 00:08:43,470 --> 00:08:47,740 а способен только на бессмысленный и бесчестный секс!
- 00:08:48,740 --> 00:08:49,860 Начали!
- 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:51,450 Только не убивай Джек-Пу!
- 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:53,700 Дерись со мной, шлюхан!
- 00:08:59,020 --> 00:09:03,130 Твоя мама будет в какой-то защищённой зоне. Нужно как-то туда проникнуть.
- 00:09:03,190 --> 00:09:06,880 Вроде Саммер и Рика на побегушках. У неё наверняка есть карта.
- 00:09:07,950 --> 00:09:10,270 Это уже быстрее. Круто. Ещё раз.
- 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,810 - Милая, поехали! - Блин, за мной мама приехала.
- 00:09:13,910 --> 00:09:15,000 Ещё раз, пока не ушла.
- 00:09:15,020 --> 00:09:17,310 Мама заперта в ящике в под-подвале.
- 00:09:17,380 --> 00:09:19,380 И только я могу её спасти.
- 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:21,180 Лишь так мы останемся семьёй.
- 00:09:22,140 --> 00:09:25,320 Будущий Рик, который её запер, — изобретательный параноик.
- 00:09:25,380 --> 00:09:26,320 Настоящий говнюк.
- 00:09:26,340 --> 00:09:27,800 Но семья будет мне верить?
- 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:29,780 Да. Только не веди себя странно.
- 00:09:29,850 --> 00:09:31,080 Я не буду странной.
- 00:09:33,220 --> 00:09:35,330 Знаешь, я волнуюсь за будущую маму.
- 00:09:35,390 --> 00:09:37,860 Но мне нравится проводить с тобой время.
- 00:09:37,940 --> 00:09:39,300 Ты всегда был рядом.
- 00:09:39,940 --> 00:09:43,140 И всегда буду, милая. А теперь ещё разочек...
- 00:09:44,530 --> 00:09:46,520 Мама заперта в ящике в под-подвале.
- 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:49,280 И только я могу её спасти.
- 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,890 Лишь так мы останемся семьёй.
- 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,760 Лишь так мы останемся семьёй.
- 00:10:00,980 --> 00:10:02,680 О, привет. Как дела?
- 00:10:02,740 --> 00:10:05,660 Это ведь клише, если нам не понравится папина подружка?
- 00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:08,030 Да, типа того. А что тебе не нравится?
- 00:10:08,130 --> 00:10:11,880 Да ничего такого. Я взрослая женщина, а папа — свободный человек.
- 00:10:11,940 --> 00:10:14,000 У пираньих кустов опять течка.
- 00:10:14,060 --> 00:10:14,940 Прости, милая.
- 00:10:15,020 --> 00:10:17,720 Нифига себе у тебя плечо. И о чём вы тут болтаете?
- 00:10:17,740 --> 00:10:18,670 Про дедушку.
- 00:10:18,730 --> 00:10:23,120 И к слову, в под-подвале есть особые места для хранения всяких важных вещей?
- 00:10:23,220 --> 00:10:23,850 А что?
- 00:10:23,870 --> 00:10:26,020 Да. Накачала руки и решила нам подосрать?
- 00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:27,152 Нет, Саммер.
- 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:29,305 Я хочу сделать для папы кое-что приятное.
- 00:10:29,404 --> 00:10:31,740 Да? Ого. Вот это ты меня попустила.
- 00:10:31,860 --> 00:10:35,920 Да, на втором уровне в фантомной зоне всякое опасное, а на седьмом — важное.
- 00:10:35,980 --> 00:10:38,240 Логично. Папа говорил, что он параноик.
- 00:10:38,670 --> 00:10:40,360 Не хотите кинцо посмотреть?
- 00:10:40,420 --> 00:10:41,440 - Давай. - Хорошо.
- 00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:45,405 Деда всё вспоминает «Гонки пушечное ядро». Я устала делать вид, что смотрела.
- 00:10:49,140 --> 00:10:50,320 САММЕР СМИТ
- 00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:48,670 Я тебя помню.
- 00:11:48,780 --> 00:11:50,380 А я помню тебя.
- 00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:52,860 - Погнали? - А то!
- 00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:54,220 У тебя клёвая тачка.
- 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,690 Ну и что ты здесь делаешь?
- 00:12:00,790 --> 00:12:01,320 Ничего.
- 00:12:01,340 --> 00:12:04,360 Я знала, что в туалете так долго торчать нельзя.
- 00:12:04,460 --> 00:12:07,025 И в смысле «Папа говорил, что он параноик»?
- 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:08,200 Странно ты сказала.
- 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:09,900 Папа же раньше так говорил.
- 00:12:10,010 --> 00:12:11,660 Папа раньше не жил с нами.
- 00:12:11,700 --> 00:12:14,410 Мы один человек, и память у нас одинаковая.
- 00:12:14,510 --> 00:12:17,560 Это как-то связано с крутой, молодой версией папы?
- 00:12:17,620 --> 00:12:20,890 Нет, ты с ума сошла. Идём, я докажу. Проверим, как он там.
- 00:12:20,910 --> 00:12:21,660 Ладно.
- 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:26,160 У тебя что, череп железный?
- 00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:27,720 Да, железный.
- 00:12:29,060 --> 00:12:29,680 Круто.
- 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:38,660 Да хватит уже драться со мной!
- 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:40,260 Не могу!
- 00:12:41,780 --> 00:12:45,540 Потому что лишь так мы останемся семьёй!
- 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:53,840 Космо-Бет?
- 00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:57,960 Вот чёрт, вот чёрт, капец!
- 00:13:00,420 --> 00:13:02,874 Так, значит, я воспоминание из прошлого.
- 00:13:02,890 --> 00:13:06,380 А в будущем у нас есть дочь, и сейчас мы внутри её головы?
- 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,380 Мы вместе внутри её головы.
- 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:12,020 Но старый Рик создал специальную ферму, где мы сможем жить вечно.
- 00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:13,760 Что такое?
- 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:17,760 Мы уже должны были быть на месте. Бет нужно было перенести нас в гараж.
- 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:20,880 Посмотрю, что там такое. Ничего не трогай.
- 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:39,520 Ты ещё кто?
- 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:43,910 О боже. Я твоя мама, вроде как.
- 00:13:43,980 --> 00:13:46,960 Не может быть. Моя мать в ящике в под-подвале.
- 00:13:46,980 --> 00:13:47,567 Так и было.
- 00:13:47,580 --> 00:13:49,900 Всё это как-то связано с воспоминаниями.
- 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:52,670 - Ты слишком молодая. - Я же воспоминание, как ты.
- 00:13:52,780 --> 00:13:54,820 Мы в голове у настоящей тебя.
- 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,260 Я — воспоминание?
- 00:13:56,660 --> 00:13:58,320 Я ненастоящая?
- 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:01,220 Для меня это тоже в новинку. Мы прибыли в той капсуле.
- 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:02,660 Что? Стоять!
- 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:05,560 - Диана. - Рик!
- 00:14:05,580 --> 00:14:08,560 Так, план чуть похерился. Настоящая Бет ушла в отрыв.
- 00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:10,230 Стой. Зачем ты вышла из капсулы?
- 00:14:10,290 --> 00:14:11,620 Наша дочь была здесь, Рик.
- 00:14:11,660 --> 00:14:13,530 Я сказала ей, что мы воспоминания...
- 00:14:13,630 --> 00:14:14,545 Чёрт! Нет!
- 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,020 Милая, воспоминания от такого пробуждаются.
- 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,007 Ты серьёзно?
- 00:14:18,020 --> 00:14:20,140 Самосознание так легко сформировать?
- 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,290 Да, все родители об этом задумываются.
- 00:14:22,390 --> 00:14:24,200 Чёрт. Это очень плохо.
- 00:14:24,310 --> 00:14:28,040 Я и так уже промыл Бет мозги, чтобы она помогла спасти тебя.
- 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:30,720 - Промыл ей мозги? - Чтобы спасти тебя!
- 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:32,640 О, наша первая ссора.
- 00:14:37,490 --> 00:14:39,470 Вот что бывает, если слушать других.
- 00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:42,620 Приходится драться с бывшим, которого нельзя убивать.
- 00:14:42,660 --> 00:14:46,260 Я просто тебя пригласила, Рик. Ты не обязан был приходить.
- 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:49,420 И уж тем более удалять мёртвую жену из своей памяти!
- 00:14:49,460 --> 00:14:51,650 Я же говорил, что сближаться — это тупо.
- 00:14:55,180 --> 00:14:56,740 Ты что, намёки не понимаешь?
- 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:57,520 Понимаю!
- 00:14:57,560 --> 00:15:00,570 И по-моему, проблема была не в твоей мёртвой жене.
- 00:15:00,660 --> 00:15:05,200 Да ну? Значит, в этом мы все согласны. Тогда пойду и верну всё на место.
- 00:15:05,310 --> 00:15:06,060 Рик!
- 00:15:10,980 --> 00:15:12,000 Чёрт!
- 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,180 Работай, работай, работай.
- 00:15:18,780 --> 00:15:19,940 - Слава богу. - Папа?
- 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:23,060 Тише, салага. Повезло, что у тебя робо-позвоночник.
- 00:15:23,450 --> 00:15:25,500 И что ты тут делаешь? Где Бет?
- 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:27,760 Что с ящиком, где была память о Диане?
- 00:15:27,940 --> 00:15:30,120 И куда делся Рик из памяти?
- 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:33,260 Видимо, он как-то пролез к ней в голову.
- 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:33,958 Боже.
- 00:15:34,060 --> 00:15:36,570 Одно осознанное воспоминание — это уже кошмар.
- 00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:38,880 А у неё в башке их, возможно, толпы.
- 00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:39,600 Надо найти её.
- 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,910 Я это говняное воспоминание в унитаз смою!
- 00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:44,840 - Стой, а как свидание? - Явно же никак, если я здесь.
- 00:15:45,510 --> 00:15:47,940 Я должна это сделать. Должна ради мамы.
- 00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:52,180 Лишь так мы останемся семьёй. Лишь так мы останемся семьёй!
- 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:54,361 Нам нужны свежие воспоминания.
- 00:15:54,380 --> 00:15:57,690 Задержка всё равно будет, но это лучшее, что мы можем.
- 00:15:57,710 --> 00:15:59,550 У нас не самая нормальная семья, да?
- 00:15:59,650 --> 00:16:02,860 Да, они клёвые. Я какое-то время жил с ними в голове нашего зятя.
- 00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:06,640 И ничего там не испортил? Я всё ещё волнуюсь за разбуженную Бет.
- 00:16:06,740 --> 00:16:09,740 Если она нас ищет, у неё явно не получается.
- 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:13,705 Папа?
- 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:15,180 Я?
- 00:16:15,220 --> 00:16:17,690 Это не наш отец. Это самозваонец.
- 00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:20,150 И он захватил наш мозг, прямо как вирус.
- 00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:22,720 Но он лишь воспоминание. Как и все мы.
- 00:16:23,260 --> 00:16:24,640 В том числе и ты.
- 00:16:26,430 --> 00:16:27,780 Она наверняка рядом.
- 00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:28,700 Вон!
- 00:16:36,610 --> 00:16:38,000 Блин, сильные руки.
- 00:16:42,527 --> 00:16:43,320 Почти на месте.
- 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:46,680 Вот ты где, милая...
- 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,400 Привет, пап.
- 00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:52,080 Что происходит?
- 00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:53,420 Она будит остальных.
- 00:16:55,740 --> 00:16:57,000 Бет, что вы делаете?
- 00:16:57,460 --> 00:16:59,440 Вы же мозги себе поджарите!
- 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:02,580 Интересно, где я этому научилась!
- 00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:04,240 Прости, дочка из памяти!
- 00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:05,620 Хотите сбежать?
- 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:08,200 Думаете, знаете мой мозг лучше меня?
- 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:13,920 Мама, папа, я только что убила Космо-Бет.
- 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,960 - А ну вернись! - Поезжай, милая.
- 00:17:16,060 --> 00:17:17,460 Мы гордимся тобой, детка.
- 00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:28,760 - Что теперь? - Я не знаю!
- 00:17:28,860 --> 00:17:30,200 Дальше я не планировал!
- 00:17:30,220 --> 00:17:32,060 Я же на самом деле не был отцом!
- 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,070 Вернёмся назад?
- 00:17:33,090 --> 00:17:35,120 Рик меня ненавидит. А тебя он удалил.
- 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:36,000 Он убьёт нас.
- 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:39,100 Если выхода нет, устроим тогда Тельму и Луизу?
- 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:39,780 Стоп. Что?
- 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:41,860 Бет, ты настоящая! Не надо!
- 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,040 - Детка, мы выживем! - Я же не смогу без вас.
- 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:45,040 Милая, прошу.
- 00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:47,950 Лишь так мы останемся семьёй!
- 00:17:48,010 --> 00:17:49,220 - Бет, нет! - Стой!
- 00:17:49,260 --> 00:17:51,950 Если это свежее воспоминание, значит, она уже...
- 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,580 Бет! Позволь нам помочь тебе!
- 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:06,130 Я не дам вам забрать их у меня!
- 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,720 Это же не твоя настоящая семья!
- 00:18:11,740 --> 00:18:12,700 Послушай меня.
- 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:15,350 Ты сломала мне шею, а я всё равно не хочу тебя бить.
- 00:18:22,420 --> 00:18:24,120 Боже, моя голова!
- 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,200 Лишь так мы смо...
- 00:18:27,260 --> 00:18:28,860 Так мы сможем...
- 00:18:33,390 --> 00:18:34,180 Бет?
- 00:18:34,820 --> 00:18:36,290 Пусть всё закончится.
- 00:18:36,390 --> 00:18:37,960 - Так, так! - Всё закончится...
- 00:18:38,060 --> 00:18:39,210 Так. Стой.
- 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,710 Видишь, что ты натворил?
- 00:18:41,770 --> 00:18:45,050 Мы все — твоя дочь, а ты свёл нас с ума!
- 00:18:45,110 --> 00:18:47,760 Поэтому мы убьём тебя, пока она не убила нас!
- 00:18:48,110 --> 00:18:49,260 - Рик! - Диана!
- 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:50,680 Стой, стой!..
- 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:53,100 Я ничего не понимаю, Космо-Бет.
- 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,390 У меня в голове столько голосов.
- 00:18:55,450 --> 00:18:58,600 Я помню, как любила папу, а потом ненавидела.
- 00:18:58,710 --> 00:19:00,880 Это называется жизнь, милая.
- 00:19:01,670 --> 00:19:04,800 Меня не было рядом, и кто-то этим воспользовался.
- 00:19:04,940 --> 00:19:06,380 Но сейчас я здесь.
- 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:10,080 Твой настоящий отец здесь, Бет. И теперь он более открытый.
- 00:19:17,140 --> 00:19:18,580 Он вроде ничего.
- 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:20,580 Почему нам достался не такой папа?
- 00:19:20,690 --> 00:19:22,380 Стойте. А что у него в руке?
- 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,250 Он отвлекает её! Кусок говна!
- 00:19:29,490 --> 00:19:31,840 Жаль, что я не знала маму.
- 00:19:31,950 --> 00:19:33,850 Знала. Она воспитала тебя.
- 00:19:33,950 --> 00:19:36,600 Я знаю, но я толком не помню.
- 00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:39,940 Никто не помнит. Даже у меня остались лишь обрывки.
- 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:42,560 Было приятно на время вспомнить её.
- 00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:43,610 Вроде бы.
- 00:19:43,710 --> 00:19:47,900 Воспоминания — это неправда, Бет. И они тоже бывают эгоистичными.
- 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:51,880 Блин, даже моя память о Диане помогла захватить мозг моей дочери.
- 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:56,360 Твоя настоящая мать любила тебя сильнее.
- 00:19:57,970 --> 00:19:59,900 Придётся поверить тебе на слово.
- 00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:06,960 Значит, всё закончилось?
- 00:20:07,070 --> 00:20:08,630 Как ты вообще, милая?
- 00:20:08,730 --> 00:20:11,590 Не чувствуешь себя радикализированной?
- 00:20:11,650 --> 00:20:12,590 Я в норме, Джер.
- 00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:14,820 Неплохо ты её перезагрузил.
- 00:20:14,860 --> 00:20:16,240 А что с Риком из памяти?
- 00:20:18,460 --> 00:20:19,380 С ним всё.
- 00:20:21,940 --> 00:20:24,110 Ну и с фига ли вы расстроились?
- 00:20:24,170 --> 00:20:25,140 Он газлайтил Бет!
- 00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:26,980 Да, потому что любил бабушку!
- 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,320 Мне жаль, что хороший ты мёртв.
- 00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:32,320 Он — мысленное существо! Он даже живым не был!
- 00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:37,080 Ну и ладно! Я пойду, блин, тусоваться с Багэн!
- 00:20:37,180 --> 00:20:39,080 Вы что, ещё не расстались?
- 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:52,840 - Спасибо, что не убил нас. - Слушай сюда, активист.
- 00:20:52,950 --> 00:20:54,500 Лучше тебе уже не будет.
- 00:20:54,540 --> 00:20:56,640 Мозговая ферма и немного места.
- 00:20:56,700 --> 00:20:58,470 Если приблизишься к моей семье
- 00:20:58,490 --> 00:21:02,020 или попытаешься собрать себе механический мысленный костюм,
- 00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:04,440 ваш сраный контейнер тут же взорвётся.
- 00:21:04,540 --> 00:21:05,240 Понял, шеф.
- 00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:08,348 И слушай, тот факт, что вы получили счастливый финал,
- 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:12,030 где вы вечно молодые и постоянно трахаетесь, сводит меня с ума.
- 00:21:12,130 --> 00:21:14,610 Поэтому я сотру всю эту фигню из памяти.
- 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:15,600 Вы сами по себе.
- 00:21:15,660 --> 00:21:18,420 Спасибо, что хранил меня всё это время, Рик.
- 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:19,303 Ага.
- 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,200 Пока, Диана из памяти.
- 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,920 СООБЩЕНИЕ БАГЭН: ПРИВЕТ ПРОЧИТАНО ТРИ ЧАСА НАЗАД
- 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:27,400 Ух ты! Восьмой сезон, да?
- 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:30,540 Мне понравилось, когда Джерри был кроликом.
- 00:22:30,620 --> 00:22:32,440 Здорово было. О, и ещё когда...
- 00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:33,260 Кто это?
- 00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:36,610 - И с кем он говорит? - Я так и не поняла.
- 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,820 Но с этими данными не поспоришь.
- 00:22:38,930 --> 00:22:43,290 Его атомы вибрируют на частоте, не известной в нашей реальности.
- 00:22:43,390 --> 00:22:47,280 И вы считаете, что он прибыл сюда, чтобы занять место вашего мужа?
- 00:22:47,340 --> 00:22:50,920 Я знаю, что это безумные и эгоистичные мысли...
- 00:22:50,980 --> 00:22:52,920 Все факты говорят об обратном.
- 00:22:52,980 --> 00:22:54,960 Вы были очень смелой, Эми.
- 00:22:55,030 --> 00:22:56,760 И что мы будем с ним делать?
- 00:22:57,040 --> 00:23:02,040 Переведено студией HDrezka Studio.
- 00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:07,382 Yeah.
- 00:00:07,383 --> 00:00:09,092 This has been fun.
- 00:00:09,093 --> 00:00:11,886 Okay, so I like this,
- 00:00:11,887 --> 00:00:13,763 and I don't want to mess with a good thing.
- 00:00:13,764 --> 00:00:15,265 What? You're ending things?
- 00:00:15,266 --> 00:00:16,391 Kind of the opposite.
- 00:00:16,392 --> 00:00:18,435 Um, my family hosts
- 00:00:18,436 --> 00:00:20,562 this whole dumb ceremonial tournament,
- 00:00:20,563 --> 00:00:22,772 and you'd make it tolerable.
- 00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:24,482 - Ugh. - I know, I know,
- 00:00:24,483 --> 00:00:25,734 you can't get close
- 00:00:25,735 --> 00:00:27,277 because of your wife, who died 40 years ago.
- 00:00:27,278 --> 00:00:29,112 I know. This isn't that.
- 00:00:29,113 --> 00:00:30,572 It's a barbecue with my parents.
- 00:00:30,573 --> 00:00:32,449 You don't want to get any closer than this.
- 00:00:32,450 --> 00:00:34,993 I'll just find something I don't like about you or get bored.
- 00:00:34,994 --> 00:00:36,786 It's a plus one.
- 00:00:36,787 --> 00:00:38,788 What? You never disliked anything about Diane?
- 00:00:38,789 --> 00:00:40,790 I don't have much to look back on.
- 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:44,085 The Omega device-- the, uh, thing evil me used
- 00:00:44,086 --> 00:00:46,880 to erase Diane everywhere, it fucks with your mind.
- 00:00:46,881 --> 00:00:49,090 Beth only thinks she remembers her mom.
- 00:00:49,091 --> 00:00:51,301 Wait, why am I talking about this?
- 00:00:51,302 --> 00:00:52,802 Are we having sex again?
- 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:54,095 What kind of clothes are being put on here?
- 00:00:54,096 --> 00:00:55,972 - Oh, the sex clothes. - Alright!
- 00:00:55,973 --> 00:00:59,142 <i>Welcome back to "Cake or Fake: Celebrity Edition."</i>
- 00:00:59,143 --> 00:01:00,769 <i>Do you need a knife, Mr. Stabby?</i>
- 00:01:00,770 --> 00:01:03,646 <i>I brought my own.</i>
- 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:05,607 Where have you been? Still shitting where I eat?
- 00:01:05,608 --> 00:01:07,108 Hop off the sack, SB.
- 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:08,568 I've known BugAnne for a billion years
- 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:10,069 before you were maybe even cloned.
- 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,446 Oh, relax.
- 00:01:11,447 --> 00:01:12,947 Dad's too hung up on Mom to ever commit.
- 00:01:12,948 --> 00:01:14,991 Thank God for that. Keep moping, old man.
- 00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:16,451 Okay, first off, you missed it.
- 00:01:16,452 --> 00:01:17,827 It was a real baby, not a cake.
- 00:01:17,828 --> 00:01:19,579 And Mr. Stabby is canceled now.
- 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:21,956 And second, why are we dunking on Rick?
- 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:24,292 He's been a loving dad to our family for as long
- 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:25,752 as I can remember.
- 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:27,587 Excuse me?
- 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,672 Remember him at our wedding and Morty's birth?
- 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:31,591 And that time he invented PB and J.
- 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:33,134 Rick's great.
- 00:01:33,135 --> 00:01:37,347 What?! You guys don't remember this?
- 00:01:37,348 --> 00:01:40,350 Ohh... I think I know what's going on.
- 00:01:40,351 --> 00:01:44,020 I don't like everyone watching me.
- 00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:45,688 Ah, I knew it.
- 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:48,900 Ladies and gentlemen, meet Memory Rick.
- 00:01:53,197 --> 00:01:54,781 Unh!
- 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:56,324 Push, sweetie, you can do this.
- 00:01:56,325 --> 00:01:58,660 {\an8}He's so supportive.
- 00:01:58,661 --> 00:02:00,620 {\an8}How did we get <i>this</i> version of you?
- 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,914 {\an8}He's just a memory of me at my most passionate and heroic.
- 00:02:02,915 --> 00:02:05,250 {\an8}He snuck out of BirdPerson's brain and into mine.
- 00:02:05,251 --> 00:02:07,168 {\an8}Must have been inadvertently dumped into Jerry
- 00:02:07,169 --> 00:02:08,878 {\an8}when we shuffled our brains last season.
- 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:10,713 {\an8}BirdPerson remembers you as hot.
- 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:12,799 {\an8}I'm still hot, and he's fucking everything up
- 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,676 {\an8}by invading all this family nostalgia.
- 00:02:14,677 --> 00:02:16,719 {\an8}Jerry basically has the equivalent of memory cancer now.
- 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,179 {\an8}Cancer?!
- 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:19,973 {\an8}He is a clever little bastard, though.
- 00:02:19,974 --> 00:02:22,308 {\an8}Look how far he's come with springs and gears tech.
- 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:23,393 {\an8}Anyways...
- 00:02:23,394 --> 00:02:25,436 {\an8}The miracle of life, man.
- 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:26,855 {\an8}You guys are gonna crush this.
- 00:02:26,856 --> 00:02:29,399 {\an8}Ohh, shit! Ohh!
- 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:30,900 {\an8}Even if I'm not around to help!
- 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:32,944 {\an8}- Jerry, take the wheel! - Aah!
- 00:02:32,945 --> 00:02:35,656 {\an8}I love spending time with you guys!
- 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:40,577 {\an8}Aaaaaaah!
- 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:47,417 {\an8}Relax, little guy. Chill out.
- 00:02:47,418 --> 00:02:49,252 {\an8}<i>You piece of shit. You marooned me!</i>
- 00:02:49,253 --> 00:02:51,671 {\an8}You piece of shit! You ruined Jerry's brain.
- 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:53,256 {\an8}He likes me now. It's awful.
- 00:02:53,257 --> 00:02:56,092 {\an8}<i>Fuck you, man! You have a beautiful family!</i>
- 00:02:56,093 --> 00:02:57,886 {\an8}Seriously. Calm down.
- 00:02:57,887 --> 00:02:59,762 {\an8}I built this ant-farm brain to give your dumb,
- 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:02,557 {\an8}high-concept ass all the room it could ever need.
- 00:03:02,558 --> 00:03:04,601 {\an8}- Enjoy eternity. - <i>This place sucks!</i>
- 00:03:04,602 --> 00:03:05,853 {\an8}<i>Put me back.</i>
- 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,731 {\an8}So you didn't invent PB and J.
- 00:03:09,732 --> 00:03:11,482 {\an8}He's just a memory, Jerry.
- 00:03:11,483 --> 00:03:13,776 {\an8}Ohhhh.
- 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:15,528 {\an8}Boom! Total reset. Good as new.
- 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,447 {\an8}What? What got reset?
- 00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:19,449 {\an8}Pretty amazing that you can just suck
- 00:03:19,450 --> 00:03:21,534 {\an8}out an intrusive memory like that.
- 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,661 {\an8}I wish I could suck out the memory of all my shitty exes,
- 00:03:23,662 --> 00:03:25,288 {\an8}especially Peter Casey.
- 00:03:25,289 --> 00:03:28,375 {\an8}That guy was way too into lizards.
- 00:03:32,671 --> 00:03:34,130 {\an8}Fuck you, old man! What?
- 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:36,257 {\an8}Are you threatened by my youthful vigor?!
- 00:03:36,258 --> 00:03:38,260 {\an8}You ain't got the juice!
- 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:02,533 {\an8}He does seem kind of lonely.
- 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:04,077 {\an8}Dad fucks all the time.
- 00:04:04,078 --> 00:04:05,411 {\an8}He fucks things we can't even comprehend.
- 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:06,871 {\an8}Less talking about Dad fucking.
- 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:08,082 {\an8}Sorry.
- 00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:31,605 Uhh!
- 00:05:15,774 --> 00:05:18,735 <i>Confirm transfer?</i>
- 00:05:36,128 --> 00:05:38,755 "Dear Rick, you took the memory of Diane out of your head.
- 00:05:38,756 --> 00:05:40,757 You did this to be more emotionally open.
- 00:05:40,758 --> 00:05:42,425 Don't @ me."
- 00:05:42,426 --> 00:05:46,138 BugAnne? Hey! Weird pitch...
- 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:51,101 Dad?
- 00:05:57,775 --> 00:06:01,277 Oh, shit!
- 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:06,574 What are you doing?
- 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:09,410 Aah!
- 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:12,122 Honey, kids, breakfast!
- 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:14,957 Oh, there you are.
- 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:16,584 Where else would I be?
- 00:06:18,629 --> 00:06:20,296 Hey, B.A.
- 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:22,799 - You need a coffee? - I could do with a tea.
- 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:23,966 Hi, Beth.
- 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:25,218 - Hi. - Hey.
- 00:06:25,219 --> 00:06:26,719 Morty, family, this is BugAnne.
- 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,012 Don't gawk. She's just picking me up.
- 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:29,722 - Yeah, she is. - Hi, BugAnne.
- 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,015 Sorry for crashing breakfast.
- 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:32,850 Rick called me and said "Weird pitch,"
- 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:34,644 but then his pitch was just going to the thing
- 00:06:34,645 --> 00:06:35,686 I invited him to.
- 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:37,855 Not exactly typical dad behavior.
- 00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:39,398 Don't be weird, Space Beth.
- 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:40,817 I took the memory of your mom out of my head.
- 00:06:40,818 --> 00:06:42,443 Now I'm more emotionally open.
- 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:44,862 - What?! - You took Mom out of your brain?
- 00:06:44,863 --> 00:06:47,490 {\an8}- You took Mom out of your brain? - Don't be weird.
- 00:06:47,491 --> 00:06:49,826 {\an8}It's not like I haven't tried other ways to move on.
- 00:06:49,827 --> 00:06:51,702 {\an8}I'm trying something new. It's working.
- 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:52,954 {\an8}Hop off the sack.
- 00:06:52,955 --> 00:06:54,664 {\an8}I think it's nice... I think.
- 00:06:54,665 --> 00:06:56,290 Grandpa, when did you start saying
- 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:58,000 "hop off the sack"?
- 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,799 - Dad? - Oh. Hey, kiddo.
- 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,134 Where are you going?
- 00:07:06,135 --> 00:07:07,677 I'm, uh, heading out for a bit.
- 00:07:07,678 --> 00:07:08,929 Don't wait up.
- 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:13,015 Why-- Why are you leaving?
- 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:15,268 Work stuff.
- 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:18,187 Aah!
- 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:20,148 Beth! My daughter!
- 00:07:20,149 --> 00:07:21,691 The work stuff was in the ceiling.
- 00:07:21,692 --> 00:07:23,568 I'm back now.
- 00:07:23,569 --> 00:07:25,862 - Your hair. It's-- - Way cooler, right?
- 00:07:25,863 --> 00:07:28,072 We're gonna have so much fun together, sweetie.
- 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:30,199 - Yay! - Then we'll save your mother
- 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,827 from a secret underground memory prison.
- 00:07:32,828 --> 00:07:34,036 Y-Yay?
- 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:41,627 Rick. Thank God that's over.
- 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:43,588 Sorry you got stuck with Uncle Scoob.
- 00:07:43,589 --> 00:07:45,840 You didn't tell me everyone here would be cool.
- 00:07:45,841 --> 00:07:48,426 They're not. That's my Aunt Bulgogi.
- 00:07:48,427 --> 00:07:50,511 Huge bitch.
- 00:07:50,512 --> 00:07:52,597 And over there is Jak-Pu, my ex-boyfriend from high school.
- 00:07:52,598 --> 00:07:54,015 I guess he was probably staring
- 00:07:54,016 --> 00:07:55,725 for a long time before that, huh?
- 00:07:55,726 --> 00:07:58,311 BugAnne, you left before the end of the banner raising.
- 00:07:58,312 --> 00:08:00,438 Why did you leave? Do I embarrass you?
- 00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:02,398 Not in front of Uncle Scoob, dear.
- 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:04,901 Mom, Dad, this is Rick.
- 00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:07,778 He's that friend from my early revolutionary days.
- 00:08:07,779 --> 00:08:09,572 Ah ha. The monkeyman.
- 00:08:09,573 --> 00:08:11,908 Gromflomites give us bugs a bad name.
- 00:08:11,909 --> 00:08:13,659 Such a violent culture.
- 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,912 You've known my daughter a long time, eh?
- 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:17,830 I have. Though BugAnne and I
- 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,540 have only been hooking up for a few months.
- 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:20,833 What?!
- 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,251 Why did you say that?!
- 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:24,712 I was opening up!
- 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:26,422 I didn't know your species had ritualistic,
- 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:28,341 honor-based duels over premarital sex!
- 00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:30,009 You're a genius,
- 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,636 and you looked up nothing about my culture?!
- 00:08:31,637 --> 00:08:33,262 I took my wife out of my head!
- 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:34,764 I'm going through a lot!
- 00:08:34,765 --> 00:08:37,433 The trial will continue until one of you is dead
- 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:39,435 or accepts defeat.
- 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:41,270 If you yield,
- 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:43,522 you admit you are incapable of love and commitment,
- 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:47,735 only capable of meaningless, dishonorable sex.
- 00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:50,071 Begin!
- 00:08:50,072 --> 00:08:51,322 Please don't kill Jak-Pu!
- 00:08:51,323 --> 00:08:53,700 - Aah! - Fight me, slut!
- 00:08:57,579 --> 00:08:58,621 Aaah!
- 00:08:58,622 --> 00:08:59,956 Your mom will be
- 00:08:59,957 --> 00:09:01,582 in some kind of protected area.
- 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:03,209 We'll need special access.
- 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,336 I guess Summer does chores for Rick.
- 00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:06,462 She should have an access card we can use to--
- 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:10,383 That was faster. Nice. Again.
- 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:12,385 Honey, come on!
- 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:13,803 Shit. Mom's here to pick me up.
- 00:09:13,804 --> 00:09:15,596 Quick, before you go.
- 00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:17,431 Mom is trapped in a box in the subbasement.
- 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:19,558 I'm the only one who can save her.
- 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:22,311 This is how we stay a family.
- 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:23,896 Memory Rick: The older future Rick who locks her up
- 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,147 is crafty and paranoid.
- 00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:26,482 He's a real bastard.
- 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:28,234 But our family will trust me?
- 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,777 Yeah. If you don't act weird.
- 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:31,362 I won't act weird.
- 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,449 You know, I'm worried about future mom.
- 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:37,994 But I love spending this father-daughter time together.
- 00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:39,495 You've always been there for me.
- 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:41,789 And I always will be, sweetie.
- 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:44,542 Now, one more time...
- 00:09:44,543 --> 00:09:47,420 Mom is trapped in a box in the subbasement.
- 00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:49,756 I'm the only one who can save her.
- 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:55,929 This is how we stay a family.
- 00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:02,768 Oh, hey. What's up?
- 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,520 It'd be cliché if we didn't like Dad
- 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:06,188 dating someone, right?
- 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:08,107 Yeah. Pretty trite. What part don't you like?
- 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,984 I don't dislike any of it.
- 00:10:09,985 --> 00:10:12,153 I mean, I'm an adult woman, and Dad is his own man.
- 00:10:12,154 --> 00:10:14,030 Fucking piranha plants are in heat again.
- 00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:15,865 - Ohh. - Sorry, sweetie.
- 00:10:15,866 --> 00:10:17,450 God, your shoulder's hard. What are you hens pecking about?
- 00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:18,576 Your grandpa.
- 00:10:18,577 --> 00:10:20,286 Oh, speaking of,
- 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:21,954 are there specific parts of the subbasement
- 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,247 to keep important stuff?
- 00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:25,041 - Why? - Yeah.
- 00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:26,625 You gonna sabotage things with his new squeeze?
- 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,378 No, Summer, I want to do something nice for Dad.
- 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:31,380 Oh, wow. Pretty humbling for me.
- 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:33,174 Uh, yeah.
- 00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:34,717 There's a phantom zone for dangerous stuff
- 00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:36,218 on level 2 and a vault for valuable stuff on 7.
- 00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:38,721 Makes sense. Dad said he'd be paranoid.
- 00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:40,222 You bitches want to watch a movie or something?
- 00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:41,557 - Yeah - Sure.
- 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:42,600 Cool. Grandpa keeps referencing
- 00:10:42,601 --> 00:10:44,310 "Cannonball Run,"
- 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,644 and I'm tired of pretending I've seen it.
- 00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:48,624 I...remember you.
- 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,626 I remember you.
- 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:51,961 Let's go.
- 00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:53,254 Hell yeah.
- 00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:55,131 I like your new car.
- 00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:56,674 Aah!
- 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,845 What are you doing down here?
- 00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:02,555 - Nothing. - I knew it didn't take this long
- 00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,473 to go to the bathroom.
- 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:05,808 And what did you mean when you said,
- 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:06,892 "Dad said he'd be paranoid"?
- 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,561 Weird sentence.
- 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:09,854 Just something Dad said in our teens.
- 00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:11,647 Dad wasn't in our teens, Beth.
- 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:14,483 We're the same person with the same memories.
- 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,026 Does this have something to do
- 00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:17,820 with that cool, younger version of Dad?
- 00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:19,655 No. You're crazy. Here, I'll prove it.
- 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:21,615 - We can go check on him. - Okay.
- 00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:26,454 Is your skull metal?
- 00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:27,997 It is.
- 00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:29,874 Oh, cool.
- 00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:31,877 Yah! Hyah!
- 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:39,300 Just stop fighting me!
- 00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:41,677 I can't!
- 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:45,973 This is how we stay a family!
- 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:55,774 Um, Space... Beth?
- 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,278 Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck.
- 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,324 Okay, okay, so I'm a memory from the past,
- 00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:04,700 and you and I have a daughter in the future,
- 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:06,452 and we're in her head right now.
- 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,412 We're together in her head right now.
- 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,122 But there's a special ant-farm brain
- 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,874 Old Real Rick built where we can live forever.
- 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:14,168 Uh, what's wrong?
- 00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:16,212 We should have been shunted over by now.
- 00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:18,547 Beth only had to move us from the subbasement to the garage.
- 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:19,882 I'm gonna go see what's up.
- 00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:21,426 Don't touch anything!
- 00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:40,736 - Who are you? - Um...
- 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,905 Oh, God. I'm your mom...
- 00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:43,906 somehow.
- 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:45,407 You can't be my mom.
- 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:47,076 My mom's locked in a box in the subbasement.
- 00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:48,869 I was.
- 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,579 It's something to do with memories or something.
- 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,790 - You're too young. - I'm a memory just like you.
- 00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:54,875 And I think we're in real you's head.
- 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,252 I'm a memory?
- 00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:58,087 I'm not real?
- 00:13:58,088 --> 00:13:59,672 It's all new to me, too.
- 00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:00,881 I know. We came here in that pod.
- 00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:02,091 What?!
- 00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:04,176 Hey!
- 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,761 - Ugh! Diane. - Rick!
- 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,096 Okay. Plan has a bit of a wrinkle.
- 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:08,681 I think Real Beth's gone rogue.
- 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,266 Wait. What are you doing out of the pod?
- 00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,101 Our daughter was right there, Rick.
- 00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:13,394 I tried to tell her we were both memories, but--
- 00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:15,104 Fuck. Fuck!
- 00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:16,480 Sweetie, telling a memory what they are wakes them up.
- 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,357 What? It does?!
- 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,317 It shouldn't be that easy to create sentience.
- 00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:22,361 Yeah, I think every parent has that thought at some point.
- 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,238 Shit! This-- This-- This is bad.
- 00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:26,448 I already filled up Beth's suggestible memories
- 00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:28,117 to brainwash her into rescuing <i>you.</i>
- 00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:31,120 - Brainwash her? - To rescue <i>you!</i>
- 00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:32,705 Aw, our first fight.
- 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,503 This is what happens when you listen to people.
- 00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:41,505 You end up in a fighting pit with an ex-boyfriend
- 00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,215 you're not allowed to kill.
- 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,925 I invited you to a thing, Rick!
- 00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:46,802 You didn't have to come!
- 00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,637 And you certainly didn't have to take your dead wife
- 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,347 out of your head!
- 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,557 I told you getting closer would be dumb.
- 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,645 Read the fucking room, dude.
- 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,480 I am!
- 00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:00,649 It doesn't seem like your dead wife was the problem.
- 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:03,068 Oh, yeah? So we're all in agreement.
- 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,195 Guess I'll just go undo it then.
- 00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:06,698 BugAnne: Rick!
- 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,659 Whoa!
- 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:11,952 Shit!
- 00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:17,082 Please work, please work, please work.
- 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,501 - Ow! - Thank God!
- 00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,337 - Dad? - Easy, slugger.
- 00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,380 You're lucky you've got a robot spine.
- 00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:24,798 Why are you down here?
- 00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:26,634 Where's Beth?
- 00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:28,010 And what happened to my memory box with Diane?
- 00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:31,138 And where's Memory Rick?
- 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,806 He must have jacked his way into her mind somehow.
- 00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,850 Jesus.
- 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:36,685 One sentient memory running around her head is bad enough.
- 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,854 Her brain could be hosting a full-on outbreak now.
- 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,689 We gotta find her.
- 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:41,857 I'm gonna flush that little memory turd so hard!
- 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,192 Hey, wait. How'd your date go?
- 00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:45,486 Would I be here if it went well?
- 00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:48,238 I had to do it. I-I-I had to do it for Mom.
- 00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:49,823 This is how we stay a family.
- 00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:52,409 This is how we stay a family!
- 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:54,078 We gotta get to Beth's recent memories.
- 00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:56,163 We'll be on a slight delay, but that's the closest
- 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,332 - we can get to talking with her in real time. - Our family's not
- 00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,667 very normal, is it?
- 00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,543 Yeah. They're cool. I got to spend
- 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:02,878 some time with them in our son-in-law's head.
- 00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,380 And that didn't mess anything up?
- 00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:06,715 I'm still nervous about that Beth I woke up.
- 00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:09,886 Well, if she is hunting us, she's not doing a very good job.
- 00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:13,889 Dad?
- 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,307 Me?
- 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,768 That's not our dad. That's an impostor.
- 00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:20,145 And he's filled up our brain like a virus.
- 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:23,273 But he's just a memory, and so are we.
- 00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:25,110 And so are you.
- 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,070 We've got to be close.
- 00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:30,906 There!
- 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:37,956 Damn. Good arm.
- 00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:44,420 Almost there. Whoa!
- 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:47,756 There you are, sweetie.
- 00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:49,801 Hey, Dad.
- 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:52,302 What's going on?
- 00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:55,764 She's waking up more of her.
- 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,433 What are you Beths doing?!
- 00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:59,435 You'll scramble your own brain!
- 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:02,855 I wonder where I got... the idea!
- 00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,231 Sorry, memory daughter.
- 00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,733 Oh, you think you can run?
- 00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:08,278 That you know my own mind better than me?
- 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,489 Mom, Dad, I, uh...
- 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,116 I think I just killed Space Beth.
- 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:15,909 - Get back here! - Just drive, sweetie.
- 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,786 We're so proud of you, hon.
- 00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:28,964 - Now what?! - I don't know!
- 00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,716 This is as far as I planned.
- 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:31,967 I've never actually had to be a parent.
- 00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:34,303 - Should we go back? - Rick hates me.
- 00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:35,429 And he pulled you out of his head.
- 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,597 He'll just kill us.
- 00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:37,973 Well, if there's no way out,
- 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,308 should we just Thelma and Louise this?
- 00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:40,601 Wait. What?
- 00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:42,311 Beth, you're real. Don't do this.
- 00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:44,146 - Honey, we'll be fine! - I can't live without you.
- 00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,439 Honey, please.
- 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,816 This is how we stay a family!
- 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,735 - Beth, no! - Wait!
- 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,820 If this is a recent memory, doesn't that mean she already...
- 00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:56,576 Aah!
- 00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:04,041 Beth, let us help you.
- 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:06,043 I won't let you take them from me.
- 00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:08,838 They're not your real family!
- 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,175 Listen to me.
- 00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:15,344 You broke my neck, and I still don't want to hurt you.
- 00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:24,353 Oh! My head.
- 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:27,147 Oh, this-- this is how...
- 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:29,107 Ow. ...we stay...
- 00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:34,696 Beth?
- 00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:36,281 I just want it to end.
- 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,866 - Whoa, whoa! - I just want it to end.
- 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,159 Whoa! Hey!
- 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,787 You see what you did?!
- 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:45,207 We're your daughter, and you drove us insane!
- 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:47,960 So we're gonna kill you before she kills all of us!
- 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,211 - Rick! - Diane!
- 00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:50,546 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- 00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:53,048 I'm so confused, Space Beth.
- 00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:55,384 I hear-- I hear so many voices.
- 00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:56,844 I remember loving my dad
- 00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,679 and then hating my dad.
- 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:01,640 That's just called being alive, sweetie.
- 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,183 I wasn't there for you,
- 00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:04,977 and someone took advantage of that.
- 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,520 But I'm here now.
- 00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:08,230 Your real dad is here, Beth.
- 00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:10,232 And he's more emotionally open.
- 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:18,615 He seems nice.
- 00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,659 Why didn't we get <i>that</i> version of Dad?
- 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,245 Wait, what's he doing with his hand?
- 00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:25,205 {\an8}He's distracting her! That piece of shit!
- 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,920 I wish I could have known her-- Mom.
- 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,922 You did. She raised you.
- 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,884 I know, but... I don't really remember.
- 00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:38,093 No one does.
- 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:40,053 Even I only had a scrap of her.
- 00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:42,389 It's been nice having her in my head for a second.
- 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:43,682 I think.
- 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,601 Memories aren't real, Beth.
- 00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:47,603 And they can be as self-serving as any of us.
- 00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:50,355 Fuck. The second my memory of Diane broke out,
- 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,816 she helped hijack my daughter.
- 00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:54,443 Your real mom...
- 00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:57,946 loved you more than that.
- 00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:00,115 Guess I'll have to take your word for it.
- 00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:06,872 So... it's over?
- 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,665 H-How you doing, sweetie?
- 00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:11,627 You're feeling at all radicalized-y?
- 00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:12,628 I'm fine, Jer.
- 00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:13,795 Pretty impressive
- 00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:15,047 reset job.
- 00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,423 What happened to Memory Rick?
- 00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:18,133 Oh, uh...
- 00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:21,261 he's gone.
- 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,972 The fuck is this sombering up you all just did?
- 00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,307 He gaslit your mom!
- 00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:27,100 Yeah, because he loved grandma.
- 00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:29,561 I'm sad a nice version of you is dead.
- 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,313 He's a weird thought creature.
- 00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:32,314 He was never alive!
- 00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:35,108 Whatever! I'm gonna--
- 00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:37,235 I'm gonna fucking go hang out with BugAnne.
- 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,405 That's still going on?
- 00:20:49,624 --> 00:20:51,541 <i>Uh, thanks for not killing us.</i>
- 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:52,960 Listen up, you little activist.
- 00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:54,670 This is as good as you're gonna get.
- 00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,672 Ant-farm brain and a patch of empty space.
- 00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:58,757 You get within 100 light-years of my family
- 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,842 or try to build yourself a brain creature
- 00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:02,469 mech suit or whatever,
- 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,388 your whole container thing explodes.
- 00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:06,306 <i>You got it, chief.</i>
- 00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:07,933 And look, the fact that you two get this stupid happy ending
- 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,434 where you're young forever and presumably
- 00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:12,187 always fucking drives me insane.
- 00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:14,648 So I'm gonna mindblow myself and forget this ever happened.
- 00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:16,525 You're on your own.
- 00:21:16,526 --> 00:21:18,527 <i>Thank you for keeping me alive this long, Rick.</i>
- 00:21:18,528 --> 00:21:19,778 Yeah.
- 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,655 Goodbye, Memory Diane.
- 00:21:21,656 --> 00:21:29,329 ♪ I'm the voice and I won't let you drag me down ♪
- 00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:32,290 ♪ Down ♪
- 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:39,798 ♪ If you go, I'm not goin' with you now ♪
- 00:21:44,512 --> 00:21:47,889 {\an8}♪ Don't look back ♪
- 00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:50,475 {\an8}♪ Nothin' left to see ♪
- 00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:54,396 {\an8}♪ Just leave the shadows in the past ♪
- 00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:57,566 {\an8}♪ If I let it go ♪
- 00:21:57,567 --> 00:22:03,072 {\an8}♪ Can I shake this feeling? ♪
- 00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,700 {\an8}♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
- 00:22:06,701 --> 00:22:09,870 {\an8}♪ Just like that ♪
- 00:22:09,871 --> 00:22:15,709 {\an8}♪ Tomorrow's one day that I'm never getting back ♪
- 00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:18,920 {\an8}♪ I can feel you, though ♪
- 00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:24,134 {\an8}♪ Wake me from this dreamin' ♪
- 00:22:24,135 --> 00:22:27,512 <i>Ooooo-weeee! Season eight. Huh?</i>
- 00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:30,766 <i>I liked when Jerry was the Easter Bunny.</i>
- 00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:32,392 <i>That was fun. Oh, and that...</i>
- 00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:35,187 Who is he... Who's he talking to?
- 00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:36,605 I could never tell.
- 00:22:36,606 --> 00:22:38,899 But that data is irrefutable.
- 00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:40,942 His atoms vibrate on a frequency
- 00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:43,445 unlike any found in our whole reality.
- 00:22:43,446 --> 00:22:45,530 And you believe this traveler came here
- 00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:47,532 to replace your husband?
- 00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:50,952 I know I sound insane and self-centered for thinking that.
- 00:22:50,953 --> 00:22:52,954 The facts reveal you to be the opposite.
- 00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:54,998 You've been very brave, Amy.
- 00:22:54,999 --> 00:22:57,335 What would you have us do with him?
- 00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:02,673 Did you get any of that?
- 00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:07,382 - [ Sighs ] - Yeah.
- 00:00:07,383 --> 00:00:09,092 This has been fun.
- 00:00:09,093 --> 00:00:11,886 Okay, so I like this,
- 00:00:11,887 --> 00:00:13,763 and I don't want to mess with a good thing.
- 00:00:13,764 --> 00:00:15,265 What? You're ending things?
- 00:00:15,266 --> 00:00:16,391 Kind of the opposite.
- 00:00:16,392 --> 00:00:18,435 Um, my family hosts
- 00:00:18,436 --> 00:00:20,562 this whole dumb ceremonial tournament,
- 00:00:20,563 --> 00:00:22,772 and you'd make it tolerable.
- 00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:24,482 - Ugh. - I know, I know,
- 00:00:24,483 --> 00:00:25,734 you can't get close
- 00:00:25,735 --> 00:00:27,277 because of your wife, who died 40 years ago.
- 00:00:27,278 --> 00:00:29,112 I know. This isn't that.
- 00:00:29,113 --> 00:00:30,572 It's a barbecue with my parents.
- 00:00:30,573 --> 00:00:32,449 You don't want to get any closer than this.
- 00:00:32,450 --> 00:00:34,993 I'll just find something I don't like about you or get bored.
- 00:00:34,994 --> 00:00:36,786 [ Sighs ] It's a plus one.
- 00:00:36,787 --> 00:00:38,788 What? You never disliked anything about Diane?
- 00:00:38,789 --> 00:00:40,790 I don't have much to look back on.
- 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:44,085 The Omega device-- the, uh, thing evil me used
- 00:00:44,086 --> 00:00:46,880 to erase Diane everywhere, it fucks with your mind.
- 00:00:46,881 --> 00:00:49,090 Beth only thinks she remembers her mom.
- 00:00:49,091 --> 00:00:51,301 Wait, why am I talking about this?
- 00:00:51,302 --> 00:00:52,802 Are we having sex again?
- 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:54,095 What kind of clothes are being put on here?
- 00:00:54,096 --> 00:00:55,972 - Oh, the sex clothes. - Alright!
- 00:00:55,973 --> 00:00:59,142 <i>Welcome back to "Cake or Fake: Celebrity Edition."</i>
- 00:00:59,143 --> 00:01:00,769 <i>Do you need a knife, Mr. Stabby?</i>
- 00:01:00,770 --> 00:01:03,646 <i>I brought my own.</i>
- 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:05,607 Where have you been? Still shitting where I eat?
- 00:01:05,608 --> 00:01:07,108 Hop off the sack, SB.
- 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:08,568 I've known BugAnne for a billion years
- 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:10,069 before you were maybe even cloned.
- 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,446 Oh, relax.
- 00:01:11,447 --> 00:01:12,947 Dad's too hung up on Mom to ever commit.
- 00:01:12,948 --> 00:01:14,991 Thank God for that. Keep moping, old man.
- 00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:16,451 Okay, first off, you missed it.
- 00:01:16,452 --> 00:01:17,827 It was a real baby, not a cake.
- 00:01:17,828 --> 00:01:19,579 And Mr. Stabby is canceled now.
- 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:21,956 And second, why are we dunking on Rick?
- 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:24,292 He's been a loving dad to our family for as long
- 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:25,752 as I can remember.
- 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:27,587 Excuse me?
- 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,672 Remember him at our wedding and Morty's birth?
- 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:31,591 And that time he invented PB and J.
- 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:33,134 Rick's great.
- 00:01:33,135 --> 00:01:37,347 What?! You guys don't remember this?
- 00:01:37,348 --> 00:01:40,350 Ohh... I think I know what's going on.
- 00:01:40,351 --> 00:01:44,020 [ Chuckles nervously ] I don't like everyone watching me.
- 00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:45,688 Ah, I knew it.
- 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:48,900 Ladies and gentlemen, meet Memory Rick.
- 00:01:48,901 --> 00:01:53,196 {\an8}[ Electricity crackling ]
- 00:01:53,197 --> 00:01:54,781 Unh!
- 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:56,324 - Push, sweetie, you can do this. - [ Screams ]
- 00:01:56,325 --> 00:01:58,660 {\an8}He's so supportive.
- 00:01:58,661 --> 00:02:00,620 {\an8}How did we get <i>this</i> version of you?
- 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,914 {\an8}He's just a memory of me at my most passionate and heroic.
- 00:02:02,915 --> 00:02:05,250 {\an8}He snuck out of BirdPerson's brain and into mine.
- 00:02:05,251 --> 00:02:07,168 {\an8}Must have been inadvertently dumped into Jerry
- 00:02:07,169 --> 00:02:08,878 {\an8}when we shuffled our brains last season.
- 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:10,713 {\an8}BirdPerson remembers you as hot.
- 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:12,799 {\an8}I'm still hot, and he's fucking everything up
- 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,676 {\an8}by invading all this family nostalgia.
- 00:02:14,677 --> 00:02:16,719 {\an8}Jerry basically has the equivalent of memory cancer now.
- 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,179 {\an8}Cancer?!
- 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:19,973 {\an8}He is a clever little bastard, though.
- 00:02:19,974 --> 00:02:22,308 {\an8}Look how far he's come with springs and gears tech.
- 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:23,393 {\an8}- Anyways... - [ Beeping ]
- 00:02:23,394 --> 00:02:25,436 {\an8}The miracle of life, man.
- 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:26,855 {\an8}You guys are gonna crush this.
- 00:02:26,856 --> 00:02:29,399 {\an8}Ohh, shit! Ohh!
- 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:30,900 {\an8}Even if I'm not around to help!
- 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:32,944 {\an8}- Jerry, take the wheel! - Aah!
- 00:02:32,945 --> 00:02:35,656 {\an8}I love spending time with you guys!
- 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:40,577 {\an8}Aaaaaaah!
- 00:02:40,578 --> 00:02:42,161 {\an8}[ Coughs ]
- 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:44,747 {\an8}[ Groaning ]
- 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:47,417 {\an8}Rick: Relax, little guy. Chill out.
- 00:02:47,418 --> 00:02:49,252 {\an8}<i>You piece of shit. You marooned me!</i>
- 00:02:49,253 --> 00:02:51,671 {\an8}You piece of shit! You ruined Jerry's brain.
- 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:53,256 {\an8}He likes me now. It's awful.
- 00:02:53,257 --> 00:02:56,092 {\an8}<i>Fuck you, man! You have a beautiful family!</i>
- 00:02:56,093 --> 00:02:57,886 {\an8}Seriously. Calm down.
- 00:02:57,887 --> 00:02:59,762 {\an8}I built this ant-farm brain to give your dumb,
- 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:02,557 {\an8}high-concept ass all the room it could ever need.
- 00:03:02,558 --> 00:03:04,601 {\an8}- Enjoy eternity. - <i>This place sucks!</i>
- 00:03:04,602 --> 00:03:05,853 {\an8}<i>Put me back.</i>
- 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,731 {\an8}So you didn't invent PB and J.
- 00:03:09,732 --> 00:03:11,482 {\an8}He's just a memory, Jerry.
- 00:03:11,483 --> 00:03:13,776 {\an8}Ohhhh.
- 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:15,528 {\an8}Boom! Total reset. Good as new.
- 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,447 {\an8}What? What got reset?
- 00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:19,449 {\an8}Pretty amazing that you can just suck
- 00:03:19,450 --> 00:03:21,534 {\an8}out an intrusive memory like that.
- 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,661 {\an8}I wish I could suck out the memory of all my shitty exes,
- 00:03:23,662 --> 00:03:25,288 {\an8}especially Peter Casey.
- 00:03:25,289 --> 00:03:28,375 {\an8}That guy was way too into lizards.
- 00:03:32,671 --> 00:03:34,130 {\an8}Fuck you, old man! What?
- 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:36,257 {\an8}Are you threatened by my youthful vigor?!
- 00:03:36,258 --> 00:03:38,260 {\an8}You ain't got the juice!
- 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:53,983 {\an8}[ Whirs ]
- 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:55,944 {\an8}[ Grunts ]
- 00:03:55,945 --> 00:03:58,739 {\an8}[ Sighs ]
- 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:02,533 {\an8}He does seem kind of lonely.
- 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:04,077 {\an8}Dad fucks all the time.
- 00:04:04,078 --> 00:04:05,411 {\an8}He fucks things we can't even comprehend.
- 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:06,871 {\an8}Less talking about Dad fucking.
- 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:08,082 {\an8}Sorry.
- 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:15,380 {\an8}[ Clattering ]
- 00:04:15,381 --> 00:04:17,299 {\an8}[ Sizzling ]
- 00:04:29,395 --> 00:04:30,478 [ Whirring ]
- 00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:31,605 Uhh!
- 00:04:35,693 --> 00:04:38,404 [ Elevator bell dings ]
- 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:47,870 [ Lightning crashing, thunder rumbling ]
- 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:50,082 [ Alarm blares ]
- 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:52,208 [ Door beeps ]
- 00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:55,503 {\an8}♪
- 00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:56,546 [ Gunshots ]
- 00:04:56,547 --> 00:04:59,716 [ Breathes deeply ]
- 00:04:59,717 --> 00:05:01,384 [ Gunshots ]
- 00:05:01,385 --> 00:05:12,061 {\an8}♪
- 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:13,521 [ Sighs ]
- 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:15,773 [ Beeps ]
- 00:05:15,774 --> 00:05:18,735 <i>Confirm transfer?</i>
- 00:05:18,736 --> 00:05:20,154 [ Alarm buzzes ]
- 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:34,293 [ Groaning ]
- 00:05:36,128 --> 00:05:38,755 "Dear Rick, you took the memory of Diane out of your head.
- 00:05:38,756 --> 00:05:40,757 You did this to be more emotionally open.
- 00:05:40,758 --> 00:05:42,425 Don't @ me."
- 00:05:42,426 --> 00:05:46,138 BugAnne? Hey! Weird pitch...
- 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:51,101 [ Yawns ] Dad?
- 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:57,774 [ Sproing! ]
- 00:05:57,775 --> 00:06:01,277 Oh, shit!
- 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:03,489 [ Electricity crackling ]
- 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:06,574 What are you doing?
- 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:09,410 Aah!
- 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:12,122 Jerry: Honey, kids, breakfast!
- 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:14,957 Oh, there you are.
- 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:16,584 Where else would I be?
- 00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:18,628 [ Doorbell rings ]
- 00:06:18,629 --> 00:06:20,296 Hey, B.A.
- 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:22,799 - You need a coffee? - I could do with a tea.
- 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:23,966 Hi, Beth.
- 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:25,218 - Hi. - Hey.
- 00:06:25,219 --> 00:06:26,719 Morty, family, this is BugAnne.
- 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,012 Don't gawk. She's just picking me up.
- 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:29,722 - Yeah, she is. - Hi, BugAnne.
- 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,015 Sorry for crashing breakfast.
- 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:32,850 Rick called me and said "Weird pitch,"
- 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:34,644 but then his pitch was just going to the thing
- 00:06:34,645 --> 00:06:35,686 I invited him to.
- 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:37,855 Not exactly typical dad behavior.
- 00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:39,398 Don't be weird, Space Beth.
- 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:40,817 I took the memory of your mom out of my head.
- 00:06:40,818 --> 00:06:42,443 Now I'm more emotionally open.
- 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:44,862 - What?! - You took Mom out of your brain?
- 00:06:44,863 --> 00:06:47,490 {\an8}- You took Mom out of your brain? - Don't be weird.
- 00:06:47,491 --> 00:06:49,826 {\an8}It's not like I haven't tried other ways to move on.
- 00:06:49,827 --> 00:06:51,702 {\an8}I'm trying something new. It's working.
- 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:52,954 {\an8}Hop off the sack.
- 00:06:52,955 --> 00:06:54,664 {\an8}I think it's nice... I think.
- 00:06:54,665 --> 00:06:56,290 Summer: Grandpa, when did you start saying
- 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:58,000 "hop off the sack"?
- 00:06:58,001 --> 00:06:59,586 [ Grunts ]
- 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,799 - Dad? - Oh. Hey, kiddo.
- 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,134 Where are you going?
- 00:07:06,135 --> 00:07:07,677 I'm, uh, heading out for a bit.
- 00:07:07,678 --> 00:07:08,929 Don't wait up.
- 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:13,015 Why-- Why are you leaving?
- 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:15,268 Work stuff.
- 00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:17,186 [ Engine starts, revs ]
- 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:18,187 Aah!
- 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:20,148 Beth! My daughter!
- 00:07:20,149 --> 00:07:21,691 The work stuff was in the ceiling.
- 00:07:21,692 --> 00:07:23,568 I'm back now.
- 00:07:23,569 --> 00:07:25,862 - Your hair. It's-- - Way cooler, right?
- 00:07:25,863 --> 00:07:28,072 We're gonna have so much fun together, sweetie.
- 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:30,199 - Yay! - Then we'll save your mother
- 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,827 from a secret underground memory prison.
- 00:07:32,828 --> 00:07:34,036 Y-Yay?
- 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:36,622 [ Crowd yelling ]
- 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:38,708 [ Crowd cheering ]
- 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:40,042 [ Both laughing ]
- 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:41,627 Rick. Thank God that's over.
- 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:43,588 Sorry you got stuck with Uncle Scoob.
- 00:07:43,589 --> 00:07:45,840 You didn't tell me everyone here would be cool.
- 00:07:45,841 --> 00:07:48,426 They're not. That's my Aunt Bulgogi.
- 00:07:48,427 --> 00:07:50,511 Huge bitch.
- 00:07:50,512 --> 00:07:52,597 And over there is Jak-Pu, my ex-boyfriend from high school.
- 00:07:52,598 --> 00:07:54,015 I guess he was probably staring
- 00:07:54,016 --> 00:07:55,725 for a long time before that, huh?
- 00:07:55,726 --> 00:07:58,311 BugAnne, you left before the end of the banner raising.
- 00:07:58,312 --> 00:08:00,438 Why did you leave? Do I embarrass you?
- 00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:02,398 Not in front of Uncle Scoob, dear.
- 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:04,901 Mom, Dad, this is Rick.
- 00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:07,778 He's that friend from my early revolutionary days.
- 00:08:07,779 --> 00:08:09,572 Ah ha. The monkeyman.
- 00:08:09,573 --> 00:08:11,908 Gromflomites give us bugs a bad name.
- 00:08:11,909 --> 00:08:13,659 Such a violent culture.
- 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,912 You've known my daughter a long time, eh?
- 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:17,830 I have. Though BugAnne and I
- 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,540 have only been hooking up for a few months.
- 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:20,833 Both: What?!
- 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,251 Why did you say that?!
- 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:24,712 I was opening up!
- 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:26,422 I didn't know your species had ritualistic,
- 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:28,341 honor-based duels over premarital sex!
- 00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:30,009 You're a genius,
- 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,636 and you looked up nothing about my culture?!
- 00:08:31,637 --> 00:08:33,262 I took my wife out of my head!
- 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:34,764 I'm going through a lot!
- 00:08:34,765 --> 00:08:37,433 The trial will continue until one of you is dead
- 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:39,435 or accepts defeat.
- 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:41,270 If you yield,
- 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:43,522 you admit you are incapable of love and commitment,
- 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:47,735 only capable of meaningless, dishonorable sex.
- 00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:48,903 [ Gong sounds ]
- 00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:50,071 Begin!
- 00:08:50,072 --> 00:08:51,322 Please don't kill Jak-Pu!
- 00:08:51,323 --> 00:08:53,700 - Aah! - Fight me, slut!
- 00:08:57,579 --> 00:08:58,621 Aaah!
- 00:08:58,622 --> 00:08:59,956 Your mom will be
- 00:08:59,957 --> 00:09:01,582 in some kind of protected area.
- 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:03,209 We'll need special access.
- 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,336 I guess Summer does chores for Rick.
- 00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:06,462 She should have an access card we can use to--
- 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:07,880 [ Safe opens ]
- 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:10,383 That was faster. Nice. Again.
- 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:12,385 - [ Horn honks ] - Diane: Honey, come on!
- 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:13,803 Shit. Mom's here to pick me up.
- 00:09:13,804 --> 00:09:15,596 Quick, before you go.
- 00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:17,431 Both: Mom is trapped in a box in the subbasement.
- 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:19,558 I'm the only one who can save her.
- 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:22,311 This is how we stay a family.
- 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:23,896 Memory Rick: The older future Rick who locks her up
- 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,147 is crafty and paranoid.
- 00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:26,482 He's a real bastard.
- 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:28,234 Beth: But our family will trust me?
- 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,777 Yeah. If you don't act weird.
- 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:31,362 I won't act weird.
- 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:33,239 [ Grunting ]
- 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,449 You know, I'm worried about future mom.
- 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:37,994 But I love spending this father-daughter time together.
- 00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:39,495 You've always been there for me.
- 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:41,789 And I always will be, sweetie.
- 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:44,542 Now, one more time...
- 00:09:44,543 --> 00:09:47,420 Mom is trapped in a box in the subbasement.
- 00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:49,756 I'm the only one who can save her.
- 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:55,929 This is how we stay a family.
- 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:00,683 [ Door opens ]
- 00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:02,768 Oh, hey. What's up?
- 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,520 It'd be cliché if we didn't like Dad
- 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:06,188 dating someone, right?
- 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:08,107 Yeah. Pretty trite. What part don't you like?
- 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,984 I don't dislike any of it.
- 00:10:09,985 --> 00:10:12,153 I mean, I'm an adult woman, and Dad is his own man.
- 00:10:12,154 --> 00:10:14,030 Fucking piranha plants are in heat again.
- 00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:15,865 - Ohh. - Sorry, sweetie.
- 00:10:15,866 --> 00:10:17,450 God, your shoulder's hard. What are you hens pecking about?
- 00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:18,576 Your grandpa.
- 00:10:18,577 --> 00:10:20,286 Oh, speaking of,
- 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:21,954 are there specific parts of the subbasement
- 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,247 to keep important stuff?
- 00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:25,041 - Why? - Yeah.
- 00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:26,625 You gonna sabotage things with his new squeeze?
- 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,378 No, Summer, I want to do something nice for Dad.
- 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:31,380 Oh, wow. Pretty humbling for me.
- 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:33,174 Uh, yeah.
- 00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:34,717 There's a phantom zone for dangerous stuff
- 00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:36,218 on level 2 and a vault for valuable stuff on 7.
- 00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:38,721 Makes sense. Dad said he'd be paranoid.
- 00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:40,222 You bitches want to watch a movie or something?
- 00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:41,557 - Yeah - Sure.
- 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:42,600 Cool. Grandpa keeps referencing
- 00:10:42,601 --> 00:10:44,310 "Cannonball Run,"
- 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,644 and I'm tired of pretending I've seen it.
- 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:57,073 {\an8}♪
- 00:10:57,074 --> 00:10:58,574 [ Gasps ]
- 00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:01,161 [ Gunshots ]
- 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:09,169 [ Rumbling ]
- 00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:15,675 [ Hisses ]
- 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:32,441 {\an8}♪
- 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:36,153 [ Moaning ]
- 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:38,447 [ Laughs ]
- 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:40,116 [ Both moaning ]
- 00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:45,788 {\an8}♪
- 00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:48,624 I...remember you.
- 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,626 I remember you.
- 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:51,961 Let's go.
- 00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:53,254 Hell yeah.
- 00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:55,131 I like your new car.
- 00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:56,674 Aah!
- 00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:59,051 [ Door opens ]
- 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,845 What are you doing down here?
- 00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:02,555 - Nothing. - I knew it didn't take this long
- 00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,473 to go to the bathroom.
- 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:05,808 And what did you mean when you said,
- 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:06,892 "Dad said he'd be paranoid"?
- 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,561 Weird sentence.
- 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:09,854 Just something Dad said in our teens.
- 00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:11,647 Dad wasn't in our teens, Beth.
- 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:14,483 We're the same person with the same memories.
- 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,026 Does this have something to do
- 00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:17,820 with that cool, younger version of Dad?
- 00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:19,655 No. You're crazy. Here, I'll prove it.
- 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:21,615 - We can go check on him. - Okay.
- 00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:23,993 [ Thunk! ]
- 00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:26,454 Is your skull metal?
- 00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:27,997 It is.
- 00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:29,874 Oh, cool.
- 00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:31,877 Yah! Hyah!
- 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:39,300 Just stop fighting me!
- 00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:41,677 I can't!
- 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:45,973 This is how we stay a family!
- 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:48,184 [ Panting ]
- 00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:51,812 [ Sighs ]
- 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:55,774 Um, Space... Beth?
- 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,278 Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck.
- 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,324 Okay, okay, so I'm a memory from the past,
- 00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:04,700 and you and I have a daughter in the future,
- 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:06,452 and we're in her head right now.
- 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,412 We're together in her head right now.
- 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,122 But there's a special ant-farm brain
- 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,874 Old Real Rick built where we can live forever.
- 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:14,168 - [ Beeping ] - Uh, what's wrong?
- 00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:16,212 We should have been shunted over by now.
- 00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:18,547 Beth only had to move us from the subbasement to the garage.
- 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:19,882 I'm gonna go see what's up.
- 00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:21,426 Don't touch anything!
- 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:30,644 [ Hanna Beth grunting ]
- 00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:35,440 [ Gasps ]
- 00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:40,736 - Who are you? - Um...
- 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,905 Oh, God. I'm your mom...
- 00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:43,906 somehow.
- 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:45,407 You can't be my mom.
- 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:47,076 My mom's locked in a box in the subbasement.
- 00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:48,869 I was.
- 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,579 It's something to do with memories or something.
- 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,790 - You're too young. - I'm a memory just like you.
- 00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:54,875 And I think we're in real you's head.
- 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,252 I'm a memory?
- 00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:58,087 I'm not real?
- 00:13:58,088 --> 00:13:59,672 It's all new to me, too.
- 00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:00,881 I know. We came here in that pod.
- 00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:02,091 What?!
- 00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:04,176 Hey!
- 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,761 - Ugh! Diane. - Rick!
- 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,096 Okay. Plan has a bit of a wrinkle.
- 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:08,681 I think Real Beth's gone rogue.
- 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,266 Wait. What are you doing out of the pod?
- 00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,101 Our daughter was right there, Rick.
- 00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:13,394 I tried to tell her we were both memories, but--
- 00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:15,104 Fuck. Fuck!
- 00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:16,480 Sweetie, telling a memory what they are wakes them up.
- 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,357 What? It does?!
- 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,317 It shouldn't be that easy to create sentience.
- 00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:22,361 Yeah, I think every parent has that thought at some point.
- 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,238 Shit! This-- This-- This is bad.
- 00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:26,448 I already filled up Beth's suggestible memories
- 00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:28,117 to brainwash her into rescuing <i>you.</i>
- 00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:31,120 - Brainwash her? - To rescue <i>you!</i>
- 00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:32,705 Aw, our first fight.
- 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:33,999 [ Crowd cheering ]
- 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,503 This is what happens when you listen to people.
- 00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:41,505 You end up in a fighting pit with an ex-boyfriend
- 00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,215 you're not allowed to kill.
- 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,925 I invited you to a thing, Rick!
- 00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:46,802 You didn't have to come!
- 00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,637 And you certainly didn't have to take your dead wife
- 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,347 out of your head!
- 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,557 I told you getting closer would be dumb.
- 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:52,726 [ Jak-Pu yells ]
- 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,645 Read the fucking room, dude.
- 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,480 I am!
- 00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:00,649 It doesn't seem like your dead wife was the problem.
- 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:03,068 Oh, yeah? So we're all in agreement.
- 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,195 Guess I'll just go undo it then.
- 00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:06,698 BugAnne: Rick!
- 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,659 Whoa!
- 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:11,952 Shit!
- 00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:15,164 [ Tool whirs ]
- 00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:17,082 Please work, please work, please work.
- 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,501 - Ow! - Thank God!
- 00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,337 - Dad? - Easy, slugger.
- 00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,380 You're lucky you've got a robot spine.
- 00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:24,798 Why are you down here?
- 00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:26,634 Where's Beth?
- 00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:28,010 And what happened to my memory box with Diane?
- 00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:31,138 And where's Memory Rick?
- 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,806 He must have jacked his way into her mind somehow.
- 00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,850 Jesus.
- 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:36,685 One sentient memory running around her head is bad enough.
- 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,854 Her brain could be hosting a full-on outbreak now.
- 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,689 We gotta find her.
- 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:41,857 I'm gonna flush that little memory turd so hard!
- 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,192 Hey, wait. How'd your date go?
- 00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:45,486 Would I be here if it went well?
- 00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:48,238 I had to do it. I-I-I had to do it for Mom.
- 00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:49,823 This is how we stay a family.
- 00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:52,409 This is how we stay a family!
- 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:54,078 We gotta get to Beth's recent memories.
- 00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:56,163 We'll be on a slight delay, but that's the closest
- 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,332 - we can get to talking with her in real time. - Our family's not
- 00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,667 very normal, is it?
- 00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,543 Yeah. They're cool. I got to spend
- 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:02,878 some time with them in our son-in-law's head.
- 00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,380 And that didn't mess anything up?
- 00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:06,715 I'm still nervous about that Beth I woke up.
- 00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:09,886 Well, if she is hunting us, she's not doing a very good job.
- 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,888 [ Clicking ]
- 00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:13,889 Dad?
- 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,307 Me?
- 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,768 That's not our dad. That's an impostor.
- 00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:20,145 And he's filled up our brain like a virus.
- 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:23,273 But he's just a memory, and so are we.
- 00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:25,110 And so are you.
- 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,070 We've got to be close.
- 00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:30,906 There!
- 00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:32,325 [ Tires screech ]
- 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:37,956 Damn. Good arm.
- 00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:44,420 Almost there. Whoa!
- 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:47,756 There you are, sweetie.
- 00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:49,801 Hey, Dad.
- 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:52,302 What's going on?
- 00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:55,764 She's waking up more of her. [ Grunts ]
- 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,433 What are you Beths doing?!
- 00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:59,435 You'll scramble your own brain!
- 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:02,855 I wonder where I got... the idea!
- 00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,231 Sorry, memory daughter.
- 00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,733 Oh, you think you can run?
- 00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:08,278 That you know my own mind better than me?
- 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,489 [ Panting ] Mom, Dad, I, uh...
- 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,116 I think I just killed Space Beth.
- 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:15,909 - Get back here! - Just drive, sweetie.
- 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,786 We're so proud of you, hon.
- 00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:26,587 {\an8}♪
- 00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:28,964 - Now what?! - I don't know!
- 00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,716 This is as far as I planned.
- 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:31,967 I've never actually had to be a parent.
- 00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:34,303 - Should we go back? - Rick hates me.
- 00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:35,429 And he pulled you out of his head.
- 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,597 He'll just kill us.
- 00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:37,973 Well, if there's no way out,
- 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,308 should we just Thelma and Louise this?
- 00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:40,601 Both: Wait. What?
- 00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:42,311 Beth, you're real. Don't do this.
- 00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:44,146 - Honey, we'll be fine! - I can't live without you.
- 00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,439 Honey, please.
- 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,816 This is how we stay a family!
- 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,735 - Beth, no! - Wait!
- 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,820 If this is a recent memory, doesn't that mean she already...
- 00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:56,576 Aah!
- 00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:04,041 - [ Clunk! ] - Beth, let us help you.
- 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:06,043 I won't let you take them from me.
- 00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:08,838 They're not your real family!
- 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,175 Listen to me.
- 00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:15,344 You broke my neck, and I still don't want to hurt you.
- 00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:22,351 {\an8}♪
- 00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:24,353 Oh! My head.
- 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:27,147 Oh, this-- this is how...
- 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:29,107 Ow. ...we stay...
- 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,610 [ Groans ]
- 00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:34,696 Beth?
- 00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:36,281 I just want it to end.
- 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,866 - Whoa, whoa! - I just want it to end.
- 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,159 Whoa! Hey!
- 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,787 You see what you did?!
- 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:45,207 We're your daughter, and you drove us insane!
- 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:47,960 So we're gonna kill you before she kills all of us!
- 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,211 - Rick! - Diane!
- 00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:50,546 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- 00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:53,048 I'm so confused, Space Beth.
- 00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:55,384 I hear-- I hear so many voices.
- 00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:56,844 I remember loving my dad
- 00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,679 and then hating my dad.
- 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:01,640 That's just called being alive, sweetie.
- 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,183 I wasn't there for you,
- 00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:04,977 and someone took advantage of that.
- 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,520 But I'm here now.
- 00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:08,230 Your real dad is here, Beth.
- 00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:10,232 And he's more emotionally open.
- 00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:13,444 [ Sobbing ]
- 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:18,615 He seems nice.
- 00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,659 Why didn't we get <i>that</i> version of Dad?
- 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,245 Wait, what's he doing with his hand?
- 00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:25,205 {\an8}He's distracting her! That piece of shit!
- 00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:27,625 [ Electricity powers down ]
- 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,920 I wish I could have known her-- Mom.
- 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,922 You did. She raised you.
- 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,884 I know, but... I don't really remember.
- 00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:38,093 No one does.
- 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:40,053 Even I only had a scrap of her.
- 00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:42,389 It's been nice having her in my head for a second.
- 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:43,682 I think.
- 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,601 Memories aren't real, Beth.
- 00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:47,603 And they can be as self-serving as any of us.
- 00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:50,355 Fuck. The second my memory of Diane broke out,
- 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,816 she helped hijack my daughter.
- 00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:54,443 Your real mom...
- 00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:57,946 loved you more than that.
- 00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:00,115 Guess I'll have to take your word for it.
- 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:03,785 [ Gasps ]
- 00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:06,872 So... it's over?
- 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,665 H-How you doing, sweetie?
- 00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:11,627 You're feeling at all radicalized-y?
- 00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:12,628 I'm fine, Jer.
- 00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:13,795 Pretty impressive
- 00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:15,047 reset job.
- 00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,423 What happened to Memory Rick?
- 00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:18,133 Oh, uh...
- 00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:21,261 he's gone.
- 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,972 The fuck is this sombering up you all just did?
- 00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,307 He gaslit your mom!
- 00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:27,100 Yeah, because he loved grandma.
- 00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:29,561 I'm sad a nice version of you is dead.
- 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,313 He's a weird thought creature.
- 00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:32,314 He was never alive!
- 00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:35,108 Whatever! I'm gonna--
- 00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:37,235 I'm gonna fucking go hang out with BugAnne.
- 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,405 - That's still going on? - [ Door slams ]
- 00:20:49,624 --> 00:20:51,541 <i>Uh, thanks for not killing us.</i>
- 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:52,960 Listen up, you little activist.
- 00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:54,670 This is as good as you're gonna get.
- 00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,672 Ant-farm brain and a patch of empty space.
- 00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:58,757 You get within 100 light-years of my family
- 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,842 or try to build yourself a brain creature
- 00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:02,469 mech suit or whatever,
- 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,388 your whole container thing explodes.
- 00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:06,306 <i>You got it, chief.</i>
- 00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:07,933 And look, the fact that you two get this stupid happy ending
- 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,434 where you're young forever and presumably
- 00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:12,187 always fucking drives me insane.
- 00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:14,648 So I'm gonna mindblow myself and forget this ever happened.
- 00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:16,525 You're on your own.
- 00:21:16,526 --> 00:21:18,527 <i>Thank you for keeping me alive this long, Rick.</i>
- 00:21:18,528 --> 00:21:19,778 Yeah.
- 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,655 Goodbye, Memory Diane.
- 00:21:21,656 --> 00:21:29,329 ♪ I'm the voice and I won't let you drag me down ♪
- 00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:32,290 ♪ Down ♪
- 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:39,798 ♪ If you go, I'm not goin' with you now ♪
- 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,384 [ Sighs ]
- 00:21:44,512 --> 00:21:47,889 {\an8}♪ Don't look back ♪
- 00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:50,475 {\an8}♪ Nothin' left to see ♪
- 00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:54,396 {\an8}♪ Just leave the shadows in the past ♪
- 00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:57,566 {\an8}♪ If I let it go ♪
- 00:21:57,567 --> 00:22:03,072 {\an8}♪ Can I shake this feeling? ♪
- 00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,700 {\an8}♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
- 00:22:06,701 --> 00:22:09,870 {\an8}♪ Just like that ♪
- 00:22:09,871 --> 00:22:15,709 {\an8}♪ Tomorrow's one day that I'm never getting back ♪
- 00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:18,920 {\an8}♪ I can feel you, though ♪
- 00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:24,134 {\an8}♪ Wake me from this dreamin' ♪
- 00:22:24,135 --> 00:22:27,512 <i>Ooooo-weeee! Season eight. Huh?</i>
- 00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:30,766 <i>I liked when Jerry was the Easter Bunny.</i>
- 00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:32,392 <i>That was fun. Oh, and that...</i>
- 00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:35,187 Who is he... Who's he talking to?
- 00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:36,605 I could never tell.
- 00:22:36,606 --> 00:22:38,899 But that data is irrefutable.
- 00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:40,942 His atoms vibrate on a frequency
- 00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:43,445 unlike any found in our whole reality.
- 00:22:43,446 --> 00:22:45,530 And you believe this traveler came here
- 00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:47,532 to replace your husband?
- 00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:50,952 I know I sound insane and self-centered for thinking that.
- 00:22:50,953 --> 00:22:52,954 The facts reveal you to be the opposite.
- 00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:54,998 You've been very brave, Amy.
- 00:22:54,999 --> 00:22:57,335 What would you have us do with him?
- 00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:02,673 Man: Did you get any of that?