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В сцене после титров эпизода «Get Schwifty» Уотер-Ти отбивается от вторжения Числиконов на свою родную планету. Унаследовав от своего покойного отца Магма-Кью кулон под названием «I of Harmony», Уотер-Ти неохотно решает обратиться к своему старому учителю математики, мистеру Голденфолду, по поводу написанного на нём математического уравнения. Однако Числикон Синистар-7 выслеживает Уотер-Ти, вынуждая его бежать вместе с Голденфолдом и Морти. Голденфолду удаётся расшифровать уравнение и обнаружить местоположение мифической планеты E-10, где Уотер-Ти и Синистар-7 неохотно объединяются, чтобы разгадать секреты «I of Harmony». Однако шпион Числиконов Номер Восемь крадёт силу «I of Harmony» себе, становясь Инфинити. Обезумевший от власти, Инфинити начинает истреблять как Алфавитрианцев, так и Числиконов. Уотер-Т использует силу рэпа, чтобы объединить Алфавитрианцев и Нумериконов против Инфинити, а дух Магма-Кью превращает его в Магма-Т. Затем Магма-Т и Синистар-7 используют свою любовь, чтобы наделить энергией «I Гармонии» и уничтожить Инфинити. После этого Морти начинает по-новому ценить математику, а Магма-Т наконец-то сдаёт просроченное домашнее задание Голденфолду.
- 00:00:07,006 --> 00:00:10,385 Magnesium-J. Hydrogen-F. Father.
- 00:00:10,969 --> 00:00:14,431 I am ready to re-join my brethren on Alphabetrium.
- 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:17,475 Very well. Your exile ends today.
- 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:24,149 Welcome home, Water-T.
- 00:00:25,817 --> 00:00:28,445 -The Numbericons! They’re attacking. -Battle stations!
- 00:00:38,037 --> 00:00:40,582 Divide and conquer! Zero survivors!
- 00:00:44,961 --> 00:00:45,879 Father!
- 00:00:46,504 --> 00:00:48,465 Son, take this thing.
- 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:53,803 It’s a prophecy or some shit. I’m dying. Peace.
- 00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:02,020 Water-T, where are you going? There’s too many of them.
- 00:01:02,103 --> 00:01:04,606 Then I better crunch the numbers.
- 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:10,612 When your heart adds up!
- 00:01:11,112 --> 00:01:14,783 One plus one makes you!
- 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:21,748 Alright!
- 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:26,878 He’s too dope! Retreat!
- 00:01:28,004 --> 00:01:31,716 Oh yeah! We don’t care about numbers!
- 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,259 Shit! He’s crunching the numbers!
- 00:01:33,343 --> 00:01:36,554 I thought he was talking about taxes, but he’s crunching us!
- 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:38,014 I’m deduct your ass.
- 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:45,230 They activated the bracket shields! We can’t pull up!
- 00:01:45,313 --> 00:01:47,816 Somebody kiss me! I don’t wanna die not knowing love!
- 00:01:53,196 --> 00:01:54,197 Oh yeah!
- 00:01:54,697 --> 00:01:56,991 We don’t care about numbers!
- 00:01:57,826 --> 00:02:00,787 Sorry I’m late. I had to go Pe.
- 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:03,414 What do you know about this?
- 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:06,501 The "i" of Harmony? It holds some secret power,
- 00:02:06,584 --> 00:02:08,044 but it’s in a language nobody can read.
- 00:02:08,127 --> 00:02:11,172 You don’t gotta read shit, Lithium P. It’s math.
- 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:13,883 Careful, T. They won’t like that kind of number talk at the palace.
- 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,427 We’re not going to the palace, we’re going to Earth.
- 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:18,721 Why? You know a math expert there?
- 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:20,849 Unfortunately, I do.
- 00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:24,227 In conclusion, without math, planes wouldn’t fly
- 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:26,729 and elephants would forget. What is that sound?
- 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:29,524 Who is using air buds to listen to rap music?
- 00:02:29,607 --> 00:02:30,942 Sorry, Mister Goldenfold.
- 00:02:31,025 --> 00:02:34,696 Detention! Class dismissed early so Morty can have instant detention!
- 00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:36,739 -No! I want to learn! -I want to add and stuff.
- 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:39,158 Geez, Mr. Goldenfold! It’s just a little hip hop,
- 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:40,785 it helps me concentrate
- 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:43,079 Rap will never help anyone do anything!
- 00:02:43,162 --> 00:02:44,747 Some things never change.
- 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:45,915 -Ice-T? -Ice-T?
- 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:50,253 Ice-T, it’s me, Morty! Remember me? Get Schwifty?
- 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:51,504 No.
- 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:53,798 And it’s Water-T now.
- 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:55,884 I don’t give an ass if you’re Smokey Robinson.
- 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:58,428 You got the balls of a clown coming back to this school
- 00:02:58,511 --> 00:02:59,929 without the homework you owe me!
- 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:02,724 Fuck your homework, old man! My planet’s at stake!
- 00:03:02,807 --> 00:03:05,184 Mr. Goldenfold, you taught Ice-T math?
- 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:08,688 I tried, Morty. I sure the hell tried.
- 00:03:08,771 --> 00:03:11,941 Without math, Russia would control all Rubik's Cubes.
- 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,818 -Any questions? -Just one.
- 00:03:14,193 --> 00:03:16,446 Who gives a fuck!
- 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:19,657 I am a knight, walking, back of class talking,
- 00:03:20,116 --> 00:03:22,118 homework scoffing, blackboard chalking.
- 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:25,163 Look man, I ain’t here for memory lane shit,
- 00:03:25,246 --> 00:03:26,581 I need this deciphered.
- 00:03:26,664 --> 00:03:30,543 Early Algebraic. Possibly even geometric.
- 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:32,921 -English! -I don’t teach english, bitch!
- 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:35,506 And why should I do your homework? You didn’t do mine!
- 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:36,758 Cuz I had no home!
- 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:39,636 Now I do.
- 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:42,639 Help me save it.
- 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:50,647 All Type Strikers, attack! Kill the Son of Magma-Q!
- 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:52,774 I want his serifs.
- 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:58,071 You’re coming with me, Goldenfold.
- 00:03:58,154 --> 00:03:59,864 You better be taking me to your homework.
- 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:01,449 -You’re coming with me, Morty! -Why?
- 00:04:01,532 --> 00:04:03,368 It’s called detention, not releastion!
- 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:12,126 -Sorry I’m late, I had to go pe. -I know.
- 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:14,128 Well, there’s new people. I thought they’d like to hear about it.
- 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:15,463 Just start the fucking ship.
- 00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:23,846 I see the tales of your dopeness have been greatly exaggerated.
- 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:25,974 Big talk from an upside down L.
- 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:30,478 I am Sinistar Seven! And I am here to spill the T.
- 00:04:30,561 --> 00:04:32,188 Then come get me, mother fucker.
- 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:42,949 She’s got a Caps Lock!
- 00:04:43,032 --> 00:04:45,535 And an ass to suck. Hit the hyphen drive!
- 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:50,081 No! No!
- 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:56,170 Speak.
- 00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:59,215 Lord Dread Nought, Water-T escaped with the i of Harmony.
- 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:02,552 It’s the one of harmony!
- 00:05:04,053 --> 00:05:05,263 That’s gotta hurt.
- 00:05:06,222 --> 00:05:10,727 You’re a number, act like it. Subtract Water-T from life,
- 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:12,854 and carry the One to me.
- 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:15,648 I won’t let you down, Father.
- 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:17,150 Too late.
- 00:05:17,233 --> 00:05:21,738 Too late! God! I love my job!
- 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:25,783 The Pythagorean Theorem. I just have to figure out
- 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:29,912 what A and B are, square them both and then add them together.
- 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:31,039 Can you do it?
- 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:34,083 -If I do, I want my homework. -Fine!
- 00:05:35,084 --> 00:05:37,045 Why do you guys hate each other so much?
- 00:05:37,128 --> 00:05:39,213 Why do all teachers hate all students, Morty?
- 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:41,632 Because you all break our god damn hearts.
- 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:43,676 Just seems like there’s more going on there.
- 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:45,178 Was he that bad at math?
- 00:05:45,261 --> 00:05:48,389 No, Morty, nobody is worse than you. The hurtful thing about
- 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:50,391 your friend back there is that at one point
- 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:52,435 it seemed like he might learn.
- 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:56,189 I am a nightmare walking, psychopath talking,
- 00:05:56,522 --> 00:05:59,942 king of my jungle just a gangster stalk stalking. Stalking. Fuck.
- 00:06:00,985 --> 00:06:02,987 Look all this non-scholastic depravity!
- 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:07,492 Reef-er? Chee-tos? And not a smidgen of homework in sight.
- 00:06:07,575 --> 00:06:10,119 Why you coming in here fucking up my words?
- 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,872 T, maybe you oughta go back to school.
- 00:06:12,955 --> 00:06:14,957 You can’t keep a beat to save your ass.
- 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:17,627 Damn. My dream just died.
- 00:06:19,003 --> 00:06:21,798 Here. Follow this! It’s called four four time.
- 00:06:22,173 --> 00:06:24,133 1, 2, 3, 4.
- 00:06:24,675 --> 00:06:28,304 -2, 2, 3, 4. -I am a nightmare walking
- 00:06:28,387 --> 00:06:31,974 Psychopath talking, king of my jungle just a gangster stalking
- 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:34,852 -Living life like a firecracker -Chuck! It’s Marvin!
- 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:40,191 Your cousin Marvin D? Ya know that new sound you looking for?
- 00:06:40,274 --> 00:06:42,819 Well, listen to this!
- 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:44,737 The gangs of L.A. will never die.
- 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:47,782 Got ya again, mother-fucker!
- 00:06:47,865 --> 00:06:50,993 You’d think that guy’s cousin would stop taking his calls.
- 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:52,245 That’s not the point, Morty!
- 00:06:52,328 --> 00:06:54,997 You included it in your story! But I get it.
- 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:58,000 You and T were actually friends. So, what went wrong?
- 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:00,920 Nice try, Morty. You think that if I connect with you
- 00:07:01,003 --> 00:07:03,422 I’ll let you out of detention? Well, you can forget it.
- 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:04,882 I’m all about boundaries now.
- 00:07:05,299 --> 00:07:06,551 Boundaries! I got it!
- 00:07:07,718 --> 00:07:08,886 -What is it? -It’s a map!
- 00:07:09,303 --> 00:07:12,056 A squared is the length of the galaxy. B squared is the height.
- 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:14,433 So C squared takes you directly to.
- 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:16,227 Planet E-10?
- 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:19,689 Ain’t E-10 supposed to be where God created letters or some shit?
- 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:22,358 That’s just a story we tell lowercase letters at bed time.
- 00:07:22,441 --> 00:07:23,568 Maybe there’s more to it.
- 00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:24,861 -Why bed time? -What?
- 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:27,947 He said it was a story you told lowercase letters at bed time,
- 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,032 you never tell the story during the day?
- 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:32,535 I guess I just hoped the phrase "bed time" would make it easier
- 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:35,204 to understand that lowercase letters are our version of children.
- 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:36,831 So you did that for me?
- 00:07:36,914 --> 00:07:39,208 Well, half the people here are human, I didn’t want to exclude you.
- 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,501 We would have figured out it was children.
- 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:42,336 Lowercase means smaller, we get it.
- 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:43,880 It feels like I’m being punished for clarity.
- 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:46,090 -Punished? Jesus. I asked a question. -So did Hitler!
- 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:49,135 What the fuck is going on? Somebody set up a call or some shit.
- 00:07:49,218 --> 00:07:51,220 We need to send word to Alphabetrium.
- 00:07:57,435 --> 00:08:01,272 Oxygen-S, we’ve deciphered the i of Harmony and we’re headed to E-10.
- 00:08:01,355 --> 00:08:02,732 That’s incredible, Water-T.
- 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:04,901 Give me your coordinates, I’ll send help immediately.
- 00:08:05,526 --> 00:08:08,070 -Word. -Happy to serve, my lord.
- 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:10,531 In quotes!
- 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:13,910 Secret villain!
- 00:08:15,119 --> 00:08:18,080 Coming out of Helvetica Light Speed, and approaching Planet E-10.
- 00:08:19,248 --> 00:08:21,542 -God damn. -Maybe it knows it’s home.
- 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:23,419 What the math is happening?
- 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:25,963 Die, Letter scum!
- 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:31,844 I’m sick and tired of this bullshit. Yo Seven, count this!
- 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:34,096 Three-zus Christ!
- 00:08:48,819 --> 00:08:51,030 -Typical letter, acting on emotion! -You’re welcome
- 00:08:51,113 --> 00:08:54,158 -for saving your numbery-ass, ass! -I won’t let you take me alive!
- 00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:55,159 Have it your way!
- 00:08:55,743 --> 00:08:57,286 If you’re gonna act like ignorant children,
- 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:58,871 I guess the teacher’s in charge!
- 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:02,708 And young lady, whoever told you numbers can’t be emotional
- 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:06,003 did you wrong. On Earth, numbers get down.
- 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:09,131 -Sometimes even with letters. -Disgusting!
- 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,801 See that’s what everyone says, but then they go home
- 00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:13,636 and they type all kinds of shit into Pornhub.
- 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:18,307 We’re surrounded by primitive googas!
- 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:23,521 Okay! The primitive googas worship the glowing thing!
- 00:09:23,604 --> 00:09:25,982 Things don’t always resolve this fast, we’re making good time.
- 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:28,693 Scribble! Jot jot! Scribble! Doodle!
- 00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:29,819 We can’t understand you.
- 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:32,822 Obviously, they want to take us to their village for an Ewok party.
- 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:34,824 Damn, making really good time.
- 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:44,000 This tribe claims the artifact comes from a religious site
- 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:45,126 not far from here.
- 00:09:45,209 --> 00:09:46,502 Awful nice of you to help.
- 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:50,131 I’m simply following the rules of war as your prisoner.
- 00:09:50,214 --> 00:09:51,716 Or maybe you’re hoping if you’re nice,
- 00:09:51,799 --> 00:09:54,176 I’ll let my guard down so you can take the i.
- 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:57,847 How dare you. I’m not a seductress, I am a warrior.
- 00:09:57,930 --> 00:10:00,725 -And that’s not an i, it’s a one. -It’s an i!
- 00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:02,059 You guys don’t get out much?
- 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:05,062 It seems kinda obvious that these Scribbles are, like,
- 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:07,773 the original species that letters and numbers came from.
- 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:10,693 So that relic thing probably isn’t a one or an i
- 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:14,363 it’s probably just, like, a line. It’s symbolic of the fact
- 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,073 that your people don’t need to be at war.
- 00:10:17,074 --> 00:10:19,035 -How do I know you again? -Get Schwifty?
- 00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:21,912 Still nothing. So mind your damn business.
- 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:23,497 At least we agree on that.
- 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:27,335 Looks like your detention is officially over.
- 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:28,044 Why?
- 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:30,338 You finally learned how hard it is to teach.
- 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:31,130 No I didn’t.
- 00:10:31,213 --> 00:10:34,216 Then you learned how hard it is to learn.
- 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,927 -I already knew... -Just go to bed, you ungrateful shit!
- 00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:41,057 -Cock a doodle! -Cock a doodle two!
- 00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:44,352 The i, it’s gone!
- 00:10:45,561 --> 00:10:47,897 That bitch! Seven took the i!
- 00:10:48,272 --> 00:10:49,440 C’mon, Mr. Goldenfold!
- 00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:52,234 Count me out, Morty. I’m tired of helping that sonofabitch.
- 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,612 Seriously? Feels like there’sa deeper beef
- 00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:57,198 than missing homework here. What really happened?
- 00:10:57,281 --> 00:11:00,076 It was the summer of 1991...
- 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:02,578 Any friend of Ice-T is welcome in my home.
- 00:11:02,661 --> 00:11:05,206 And as governor, I can’t wait to add that math
- 00:11:05,289 --> 00:11:07,541 wing to Harry Herpson High School, Mr. Goldenfold.
- 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:09,418 And I shall put it to good use, sir!
- 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:12,588 Of course you will, more baby potatoes?
- 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:15,591 God damn, I love rap.
- 00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:23,391 And the Grammy award for Rap Artist of the Year goes to...
- 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,309 Ice-T!
- 00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:33,776 I just want to thank my words, the letters that made them
- 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:36,654 and that’s it. Nothing else. Peace!
- 00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:39,740 I thought you said he’d thank math!
- 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:42,576 There must be some mistake, try a different channel?
- 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:44,328 The mistake was believing you even knew Ice-T
- 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:46,288 and could get me that math-loving youth vote!
- 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:49,708 Now get outta here! I’ve got a god damn presidential campaign to start.
- 00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:54,463 After that, my dreams faded away like so many erections.
- 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,591 I mean, that sucks but let’s stop Sinistar-7
- 00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:59,635 and maybe you two sort this out on the way home?
- 00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:04,014 Pretty sound logic. And logic IS a part of math.
- 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,015 Whatever c’mon!
- 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:08,269 If you’re pregnant, that’s my cell number.
- 00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:10,729 I know you can’t read it, but it’s important I made an effort.
- 00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:21,824 -Nice try! -How dare you!
- 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:22,867 How dare you!
- 00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:50,519 Shit! I think when we started getting it on
- 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,022 that amulet showed us the truth of our origins.
- 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:56,567 -Father! -We’re into the same sick shit.
- 00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:58,194 No, my father! He’s here!
- 00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:00,529 -What’s that? -Emperor Dread Nought.
- 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:07,786 The fate of the Alphabetrians is at hand.
- 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:10,372 Magma-Q’s legacy ends here.
- 00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:12,208 How the fuck did he find us?
- 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,876 Betrayal reveal!
- 00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:19,381 You appear displeased to see me, Prince Water-T.
- 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,926 Cold-ass mother-fucker, you in league with Dread Nought?
- 00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:24,678 How could you do us Letters dirty like that, S?
- 00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:28,766 My true name is not S, on Numbericonia they call me...
- 00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:30,768 Eight.
- 00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:35,564 Eight? Oh my god, he’s a number? Did you know? I didn’t!
- 00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:40,444 Holy shit! I’m not even supposed to be here today it’s my day off!
- 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:43,322 For real, that’s how much I like working with these people!
- 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,369 Good thing your father isn’t alive to see you fail,
- 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:50,079 he’d be so disappointed.
- 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,081 Motherfucker! I’m gonna shoot you in the dick.
- 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:55,543 I would like to see you try. Villain exit!
- 00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:59,213 Thanks for dragging me across the universe to be killed, Water-T.
- 00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:00,798 No homework-doing, mother-grabbin.
- 00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:03,926 You wanna go old man? I’ll fuck you stil you love me!
- 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:07,721 I’ll put your kids through college! I’ll fucking take you to Boca Raton
- 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:08,597 you motherfucker!
- 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:12,601 Ease up, Water-T. After all, you did betray Goldenfold by,
- 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:15,604 not thanking math at the Grammys. I guess.
- 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:19,608 That’s what you think happened? G-Folds. It went like this.
- 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,572 Didja listen to my album, Pop? It’s nominated for a Grammy.
- 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:29,285 Yes. I heard your album. What is this four-four time, rhythm nonsense?
- 00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:32,162 It’s disgusting! You’re a number-loving traitor
- 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,582 who doesn’t care about anything but himself.
- 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:38,544 I never knew.
- 00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:40,004 You never asked!
- 00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,255 Here, Father.
- 00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:44,883 The destiny of the Numbericons is mine to claim!
- 00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:47,845 Everyone has to watch while I do it, too!
- 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,014 How does this thing work again?
- 00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:51,640 Allow me, my lord.
- 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,642 Hold up. You’re just going to let this motherfucker come up and...
- 00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:09,074 I don’t get it.
- 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:13,287 The ultimate power of the universe is finally mine!
- 00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:15,873 I am the ruler of the Numbericons!
- 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:18,000 The dead rule nothing!
- 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,502 Father! No!
- 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:24,673 Your father was a bitch. You shall be my general now!
- 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,050 Well, he was a bad father...
- 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:29,887 I am Infinity, omnipotent God of Numbers!
- 00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:33,432 And I have a world of Letters to destroy!
- 00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:38,062 I guess he doesn’t need the ship anymore?
- 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,356 You heard Infinity. Move out!
- 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,070 We coulda had something.
- 00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:50,699 It was a mistake, T. Letters and Numbers can never be.
- 00:15:57,414 --> 00:16:00,000 What do we do? He’s gonna destroy Alphabetrium!
- 00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:01,960 Whatever. I don’t care anymore.
- 00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:04,421 -Damn, T. That’s cold. -Exactly.
- 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,342 -God damn! -You do remember our adventure.
- 00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:09,343 Not really.
- 00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:13,430 Dope shit, T!
- 00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:16,475 If we don’t stop Infinity, he’s gonna destroy Alphabetrium!
- 00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:19,103 But that ooze-swamp put the kibosh on our spaceships.
- 00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:23,232 Maybe we can pull it out and upgrade it using parts of the numbers ship...
- 00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:26,360 The googas already did it. You guys work fast.
- 00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:30,781 Damn. It’s like the Glyph Jumper, but extreme.
- 00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:33,867 Big fun now! Ship fast.
- 00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:35,911 The Glyph Jumper Extreme is rad!
- 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:39,373 Let’s go home and bust a cap in Infinity’s ass.
- 00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:41,667 Wait! Let me go pee first, that way when we get there,
- 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:42,626 I’ll get to say.
- 00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:44,545 well, I’m not gonna spoil it!
- 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:56,223 Death to all Letters! Neither upper nor lower case
- 00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:58,100 will survive this day!
- 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:05,524 The Brackets Shield has fallen! It’s an utter apostrophe!
- 00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:09,778 I am bigger than letters! I am bigger than numbers!
- 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:13,574 My balls are huge and everyone can suck my dick!
- 00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:17,995 Stop! You’re killing numbers!
- 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:21,999 My lord, this is too far.
- 00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:23,292 Are you still fucking talking?
- 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:26,253 Here’s a number for you lady, 86 that ass!
- 00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:27,254 You’re fired!
- 00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:32,301 Suck this, bitch!
- 00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:37,681 T, is that your girl?
- 00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:45,189 That’s twice I’ve saved your ass.
- 00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:48,358 Infinity’s gone mad with power. He’s killing everyone.
- 00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:50,319 And every two,
- 00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,196 -and every three and every... -We get it.
- 00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:55,657 I was wrong to join him. And wrong to leave you, Water T.
- 00:17:56,074 --> 00:17:58,285 Infinity killed both our fathers.
- 00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:00,829 I was there. The ceiling fell on him.
- 00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:04,291 Father!
- 00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:05,834 That ceiling was poisoned.
- 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:09,546 Oxygen-S planned Magma-Q’s assassination for months.
- 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:12,549 All my life I’ve served such negative numbers.
- 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,676 This kid I don’t know was right all along.
- 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:15,594 Finally!
- 00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:18,597 It’s time for the Numbericons to rise and join us!
- 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,600 How can we make the Numbericons rise up against him?
- 00:18:22,309 --> 00:18:23,560 We’ll inspire them.
- 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,440 Kill! Murder! Death!
- 00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,286 Why does a 1 hate an "i", i gotta wonder?
- 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,747 When a lower case i is an imaginary number.
- 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,833 Who stands to gain when i shoot up a digit?
- 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:48,544 The division is complex, but you know we gotta bridge it.
- 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,758 You think you can stop me with rap?
- 00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:59,179 More homicides than a dodecahedron
- 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,181 Number vs letters the shit that it feeds on
- 00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:05,060 Today, alpha-numerically combine Like g-l-o-c-k means
- 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,144 -My ice cold ‘9!
- 00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:09,815 I got letters and numbers every time i fuck a hole
- 00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:12,234 giving her 1 big dick while she screams "o"!
- 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,488 Magma-Q gets’em wet like she got her cry on
- 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:20,784 My dick’s 3.14 feet it’s a Pi-thon Ya’ll actin’ scared. He ain’t won yet
- 00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:23,579 Infinity to one odds? That’s an alpha-bet.
- 00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:25,372 Father? You like a force ghost now?
- 00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:28,375 The fuck it look like, son? I came back to help
- 00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:30,210 you hand Infinity his ass. You ready?
- 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:31,587 Let’s kill it, Pops.
- 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,797 Infinity ain’t shit without numbers and letters.
- 00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,966 We can blow his ass out if we work together.
- 00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:37,885 Rise up! Letters and numbers
- 00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:40,637 I said rise up! Cuz you know we’re all brothers!
- 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,811 Arise, King Magma-T.
- 00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:02,201 My word! Water-T’s spitting straight fire!
- 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,786 He truly is King of Alphabetrium.
- 00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:10,042 Infinity’s too strong! Nothing can defeat him!
- 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:12,127 You think? How bout this shit.
- 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,420 The I of Harmony!
- 00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:16,089 -Motherfuckers just left it. -How will that help us?
- 00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:18,592 This thing loves when letters and numbers get down.
- 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:19,843 C’mere girl
- 00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:23,138 You like that?
- 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:25,807 Hell yeah!
- 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,685 You cannot stop me! I’m infinitely infinite!
- 00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:34,274 My fucking dick!
- 00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:36,234 Thought I was lying, mother-fucker?
- 00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:41,657 Mr. Goldenfold, I love math!
- 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,867 And it loves you too, Morty.
- 00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:46,495 I have to warn you, I’m a prime number.
- 00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,330 I’m only divisible by myself.
- 00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:51,667 And my dick’s magma now. But we’ll figure it out.
- 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,801 How’s that math homework coming along, Morty?
- 00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:04,513 It’s great, it’s so great. Do you mind if I do a second test,
- 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:07,140 -you know, for fun? -You’re weird.
- 00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:08,934 And what about you, sir?
- 00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:10,394 There! All done!
- 00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:13,563 Here’s your god damn homework, old man. Happy?
- 00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:16,400 More than you can possibly imagine.
- 00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:54,396 King Magma-T, my people need you.
- 00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:55,397 And who are you?
- 00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:59,026 Ice Cube of the Geomitrons.
- 00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:01,862 My planet getting all bent out of shape by the Formivores.
- 00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:04,740 You Numbers and Letters strong enough to fight them muthafuckers?
- 00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:07,993 The warriors of Alpha-Numbericon are unmatched in strength.
- 00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:11,413 And we never refuse to help a brother in need.
- 00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:14,207 Word! My smokeshow queen speaks truth.
- 00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:15,876 I’ll grab my shit and meet you out front.
- 00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:18,879 Cool.
- 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:09,510 Магний-Джей, Водород-Эф,
- 00:00:09,850 --> 00:00:10,540 отец.
- 00:00:10,820 --> 00:00:14,360 Я готов воссоединиться со своими братьями на Алфавитриуме.
- 00:00:14,380 --> 00:00:17,650 Да будет так. Больше ты не изгнанник.
- 00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:24,200 С возвращением, Уотер-Ти.
- 00:00:25,563 --> 00:00:27,433 Цифертиконы атакуют!
- 00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:28,800 На позиции!
- 00:00:37,810 --> 00:00:40,820 Разделяй и властвуй! Выживших будет ноль.
- 00:00:44,770 --> 00:00:45,680 Отец!
- 00:00:46,540 --> 00:00:48,580 Сын, забери эту штуку.
- 00:00:48,710 --> 00:00:50,650 Эта хрень - пророчество или типа того.
- 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:52,670 Я умираю.
- 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:53,960 Мир.
- 00:00:58,130 --> 00:01:00,460 Уотер-Ти, куда же ты?
- 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:01,980 Их слишком много.
- 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,770 Значит, пора их порешать.
- 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:10,290 Уотер-Ти и месть Цифертиконов. В кино.
- 00:01:24,670 --> 00:01:26,940 Он слишком крут. Отступаем!
- 00:01:31,290 --> 00:01:33,310 Чёрт! Он ща всех порешает.
- 00:01:33,330 --> 00:01:36,550 Я думал, он говорил про налоги, но нет, он ща нас порешает.
- 00:01:36,580 --> 00:01:38,210 Ща я тебе жопу заминусую.
- 00:01:42,430 --> 00:01:45,110 Они врубили силовые скобки. Тормозить уже поздно.
- 00:01:45,130 --> 00:01:47,970 Поцелуйте меня. Не хочу умирать, не познав любви.
- 00:01:57,650 --> 00:02:01,010 Прости, что опоздал. Я отошёл сделать пипи.
- 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:03,330 Йоу, ты знаешь, чё это?
- 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:08,010 "i" Гармонии! Он обладает тайной силой, но этот язык никто прочитать не сможет.
- 00:02:08,030 --> 00:02:11,120 Эту херня не для чтения, Литий-Пи. Это матиш.
- 00:02:11,140 --> 00:02:13,870 Осторожнее, Ти. Разговоры про цифры во дворце не жалуют.
- 00:02:13,890 --> 00:02:16,300 Мы не полетим во дворец, мы полетим на Землю.
- 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:18,550 Зачем? Ты знаешь того, кто шарит за матиш?
- 00:02:18,570 --> 00:02:21,080 К сожалению, знаю.
- 00:02:21,435 --> 00:02:25,522 В общем, без математики самолёты не летали бы, а слоны всё бы забывали.
- 00:02:25,595 --> 00:02:26,729 Что это за звук?
- 00:02:26,750 --> 00:02:29,566 Кто сейчас сидит и слушает рэп в наушниках?
- 00:02:29,587 --> 00:02:30,942 Простите, мистер Голденфольд.
- 00:02:30,963 --> 00:02:34,634 Ты наказан! Вы можете уйти пораньше, чтобы Морти сразу начал отбывать наказание.
- 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,802 - Нет! Я хочу учиться! - Я хочу складывать и всё такое.
- 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:40,785 Ну блин, мистер Голденфольд, это ж просто хип-хоп. Он помогает сосредоточиться.
- 00:02:40,806 --> 00:02:43,141 Рэп никому и ни в чём не поможет!
- 00:02:43,162 --> 00:02:44,747 Некоторые вещи никогда не меняются.
- 00:02:44,768 --> 00:02:45,852 - Айс-Ти? - Айс-Ти?
- 00:02:45,873 --> 00:02:49,244 Эй, Айс-Ти! Это я, Морти! Помнишь меня?
- 00:02:49,431 --> 00:02:50,384 Давай швифтанёмся.
- 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:51,236 Нет.
- 00:02:52,087 --> 00:02:53,861 И теперь я - Уотер-Ти.
- 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:55,884 Мне насрать, будь ты хоть Смоки Робинсон.
- 00:02:55,905 --> 00:02:59,929 Тебе клоунского носа не хватает. Заявился сюда без домашки, которую задолжал мне.
- 00:02:59,950 --> 00:03:02,786 Ебал я твою домашку, старикан! Моя планета в опасности.
- 00:03:02,807 --> 00:03:05,184 Мистер Голденфольд, вы вели математику у Айса-Ти?
- 00:03:05,205 --> 00:03:08,625 Пытался, Морти. Пытался изо всех сил.
- 00:03:08,646 --> 00:03:12,004 Без математики Россия возьмёт под контроль все кубики Рубика.
- 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,082 Есть вопросы?
- 00:03:13,102 --> 00:03:13,942 Всего один.
- 00:03:14,193 --> 00:03:16,849 Кому не похуй?
- 00:03:16,870 --> 00:03:19,954 ♪ Я будто рыцарь хожу, ♪ ♪ с задней парты бубню, ♪
- 00:03:19,975 --> 00:03:22,254 ♪ на домашку забью, ♪ ♪ на доске почерчу. ♪
- 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:26,581 Слушай, чел, манал я эти воспоминания. Мне надо расшифровать эту штуку.
- 00:03:26,602 --> 00:03:30,606 Хмм, ранний алгебраический. Возможно, даже геометрический.
- 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:31,491 Йоу, а по-английски?
- 00:03:31,511 --> 00:03:32,983 Я не веду английский, сучара!
- 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:35,506 С чего я должен делать твою домашку? Ты мою не делал!
- 00:03:35,527 --> 00:03:36,765 У меня не было дома!
- 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:39,636 А теперь есть.
- 00:03:41,701 --> 00:03:42,811 Помоги спасти его.
- 00:03:46,653 --> 00:03:50,647 Все истребители, в атаку! Убить сына Магмы-Кью.
- 00:03:50,668 --> 00:03:52,992 Добудьте мне его засечки.
- 00:03:56,606 --> 00:03:58,024 Я забираю тебя с собой, Голденфольд.
- 00:03:58,045 --> 00:03:59,865 Надеюсь, ты меня к домашке приведёшь.
- 00:03:59,886 --> 00:04:01,002 А ты идёшь со мной, Морти.
- 00:04:01,022 --> 00:04:01,511 Почему?
- 00:04:01,532 --> 00:04:03,537 Ты отбываешь наказание, а не отдыхание.
- 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:11,500 Прости, что опоздал. Отошёл сделать пипи.
- 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:12,189 Я в курсе.
- 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:13,990 Новенькие тоже должны услышать шутку.
- 00:04:14,011 --> 00:04:15,690 Да заводи ты сраный корабль.
- 00:04:19,811 --> 00:04:23,909 Похоже, что истории о твоей крутости сильно преувеличены.
- 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:25,974 И это говорит перевёрнутая буква Эл?
- 00:04:25,995 --> 00:04:30,540 Я - Зловещая Семёрка! Я сделаю так, чтобы ты навсегда заТИх.
- 00:04:30,561 --> 00:04:32,188 Ну, попробуй, уёбище.
- 00:04:41,618 --> 00:04:43,037 Нас взяли на КапсЛок!
- 00:04:43,058 --> 00:04:45,871 Она возьмёт и пойдёт в жопу. Врубай дефисный драйв.
- 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:50,081 Нет! Нет!
- 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:56,170 Говори.
- 00:04:56,191 --> 00:04:59,386 Лорд Мрачноль, Уотер-Ти скрылся вместе с "i" Гармонии.
- 00:05:00,345 --> 00:05:02,761 Это Единица Гармонии!
- 00:05:03,995 --> 00:05:05,490 Какая боль.
- 00:05:06,222 --> 00:05:10,727 Веди себя, как подобает цифре. Сократи жизнь Уотера-Ти,
- 00:05:10,748 --> 00:05:13,017 и принеси мне Единицу.
- 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:15,711 Я не подведу тебя, отец.
- 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:17,150 Уже подвела.
- 00:05:17,233 --> 00:05:21,738 Подвела! Боже! Обожаю свою работу.
- 00:05:22,615 --> 00:05:24,650 Теорема Пифагора.
- 00:05:24,671 --> 00:05:29,912 Надо понять, что такое "А" и "B", возвести их в квадрат и прибавить друг к другу.
- 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:31,039 Сможешь?
- 00:05:31,060 --> 00:05:33,501 Если я это сделаю - с тебя домашка.
- 00:05:33,674 --> 00:05:34,174 Ладно.
- 00:05:35,084 --> 00:05:37,045 Почему вы так ненавидите друг друга?
- 00:05:37,066 --> 00:05:39,151 А почему учителя ненавидят учеников, Морти?
- 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:41,632 Потому что вы разбиваете наши чёртовы сердца.
- 00:05:41,653 --> 00:05:43,896 Просто, у него проблемы посерьёзнее ваших.
- 00:05:44,025 --> 00:05:45,240 Он был настолько плох в математике?
- 00:05:45,261 --> 00:05:47,106 Нет, Морти, хуже тебя нет никого.
- 00:05:47,127 --> 00:05:52,435 Самое обидное, в какой-то момент мне показалось, что твой друг сможет учиться.
- 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:56,189 ♪ Я - кошмар ходячий, ♪ ♪ психопат говорящий, ♪
- 00:05:56,522 --> 00:05:59,169 ♪ король своих джунглей, ганста, на стрёме сидящий. ♪
- 00:05:59,190 --> 00:06:00,016 Сидящий. Блядь!
- 00:06:00,985 --> 00:06:02,987 Вот они, предметы внешкольной порочности!
- 00:06:03,062 --> 00:06:07,485 Булик! Читос! А домашкой здесь и не пахнет!
- 00:06:07,575 --> 00:06:10,119 Йоу, чё ты припёрся? Всю песню мне засрал.
- 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,872 Ти, может, тебе лучше вернуться в школу?
- 00:06:12,955 --> 00:06:15,143 Ты ритм вообще нихера не держишь.
- 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:17,833 Блин. Кранты моей мечте.
- 00:06:19,003 --> 00:06:21,972 Попробуй повторить. Называется четырёхдольный размер.
- 00:06:22,173 --> 00:06:24,378 Раз, два, три, четыре.
- 00:06:24,675 --> 00:06:26,525 Два, два, три, четыре.
- 00:06:26,545 --> 00:06:28,304 ♪ Я - кошмар ходячий, ♪
- 00:06:28,325 --> 00:06:32,037 ♪ психопат говорящий, король своих джунглей, ♪ ♪ ганста, на стрёме сидящий. ♪
- 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:33,234 ♪ Каждый день живу на грани... ♪
- 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:34,998 Йоу, Чак, это Марвин!
- 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:40,191 Твой кузен Марвин Ди. Помнишь, ты всё новое звучание искал?
- 00:06:40,274 --> 00:06:42,819 А как тебе это?
- 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:47,782 Опять я тебя подъбал, высерок!
- 00:06:47,803 --> 00:06:51,052 Ого. Наверное, кузен больше не берёт от него трубки.
- 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:52,245 Суть не в этом, Морти!
- 00:06:52,266 --> 00:06:54,935 Но вы же это упомянули! Я понимаю.
- 00:06:55,101 --> 00:06:58,020 Вы и Ти были друзьями. Что же пошло не так?
- 00:06:58,041 --> 00:07:00,982 Даже не мечтай, Морти! Думал, разговоры по душам
- 00:07:01,003 --> 00:07:03,422 избавят тебя от наказания? Забудь об этом!
- 00:07:03,443 --> 00:07:05,168 Я поставил чёткие границы.
- 00:07:05,299 --> 00:07:06,551 Границы! Я понял!
- 00:07:07,718 --> 00:07:08,371 Что за дела?
- 00:07:08,391 --> 00:07:09,073 Это карта.
- 00:07:09,303 --> 00:07:12,056 "А" в квадрате - это длина галактики, "Б" в квадрате - это её высота.
- 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:14,578 Поэтому "Цэ" в квадрате приведёт прям на...
- 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:16,227 Планета Е-10?
- 00:07:16,248 --> 00:07:19,751 Вроде как на этой планете бог создал буквы или типа того.
- 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:22,358 Эту историю мы рассказываем строчным буквам перед сном.
- 00:07:22,379 --> 00:07:23,630 Может, там что-то есть.
- 00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:24,457 Почему перед сном?
- 00:07:24,477 --> 00:07:24,923 Что?
- 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:28,126 Он сказал, что эту историю вы рассказываете строчным буквам перед сном.
- 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,032 А в обычное время не рассказываете?
- 00:07:30,053 --> 00:07:32,472 Я использовал фразу "перед сном", чтобы было понятнее,
- 00:07:32,493 --> 00:07:35,267 что строчные буквы - это как бы наши дети.
- 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:36,831 О, специально для меня?
- 00:07:36,852 --> 00:07:39,271 Половина существ здесь это люди, не хотел, чтобы вы выбивались.
- 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,564 Мы бы поняли, что это дети.
- 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:42,336 Да, строчные буквы меньше, мы допёрли.
- 00:07:42,357 --> 00:07:43,942 Вы порицаете меня за доходчивость.
- 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:45,616 Порицаем? Господи, я просто задал вопрос.
- 00:07:45,636 --> 00:07:46,153 Как Гитлер!
- 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:49,135 Чё вы хуйнёй страдаете? Настройте связь или типа того.
- 00:07:49,156 --> 00:07:51,547 Надо перекинуться парой слов с Алфавитриумом.
- 00:07:57,382 --> 00:08:01,219 Кислород-Эс, мы расшифровали "i" Гармонии и летим на планету Е-10.
- 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:04,901 Отличные вести, Уотер-Ти. Сообщи координаты, я направлю вам подмогу.
- 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:06,120 Глаголишь.
- 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,150 Всегда рад услужить, мой повелитель.
- 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:10,531 В кавычках.
- 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:13,910 Тайный злодей!
- 00:08:15,119 --> 00:08:18,258 Выходим с Гельветика-шрифтовой скорости и подлетаем к планете Е-10.
- 00:08:19,248 --> 00:08:20,294 Офигеть.
- 00:08:20,314 --> 00:08:21,632 Кажись, чувствует свой дом.
- 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,611 Матику вашу! Что за дела?
- 00:08:24,589 --> 00:08:26,340 Сдохни, буквенное отродье.
- 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:31,964 Как же заебало это всё. Эй, Семёрка, на вот, посчитай.
- 00:08:32,752 --> 00:08:34,302 Госпяти боже!
- 00:08:48,682 --> 00:08:50,452 Буквы как всегда поддаются эмоциям.
- 00:08:50,472 --> 00:08:54,158 - Не благодари за спасение своей цифровой задницы, жопа! - Ты меня живьём не возьмёшь!
- 00:08:54,179 --> 00:08:55,302 Как скажешь!
- 00:08:55,682 --> 00:08:58,997 Ведёте себя, как безграмотные дети? Значит, учитель здесь главный!
- 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:03,899 Юная леди, не знаю, кто вам сказал, что у цифр нет эмоций. Вас обманули.
- 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:06,003 На Земле цифры любят счёт.
- 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:08,025 Иногда вместе с буквами.
- 00:09:08,045 --> 00:09:09,131 Отвратительно!
- 00:09:09,152 --> 00:09:13,793 Ага, все так говорят, а потом приходят домой и ищут на Порнхабе лютую дичь.
- 00:09:16,315 --> 00:09:18,400 Ой-ёй! Нас окружили первобытные чудики.
- 00:09:20,749 --> 00:09:23,527 Так, теперь первобытные чудики молятся на светящуюся штуку.
- 00:09:23,548 --> 00:09:26,044 Нечасто проблемы так быстро уходят. А ведь неплохо.
- 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:28,693 Каракуля! Йота! Йота! Каракуля, загогулина.
- 00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:29,881 Мы тебя не понимаем.
- 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:32,822 Очевидно, что нас хотят отвести в деревню на тусовку Эвоков.
- 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:35,037 Блин, да у нас всё отлично.
- 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:45,126 Если верить этому племени, то артефакт появился в религиозном месте неподалёку.
- 00:09:45,147 --> 00:09:46,565 Как мило, что ты помогаешь.
- 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:50,193 Я, как пленник, всего лишь следую правилам войны.
- 00:09:50,214 --> 00:09:54,176 Или выставляешь себя доброй, чтобы я потерял бдительность, и ты смогла украсть "i".
- 00:09:54,197 --> 00:09:57,909 Как ты смеешь? Я не обольстительница, а воительница.
- 00:09:57,930 --> 00:09:59,971 И это не буква "i", а единица.
- 00:09:59,991 --> 00:10:00,840 Это "i"!
- 00:10:00,861 --> 00:10:02,112 Редко выходите в люди, да?
- 00:10:02,426 --> 00:10:05,125 Очевидно, что эти каракули типа как...
- 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:07,836 первоначальный вид, из которого зародились буквы и цифры.
- 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:10,755 А эта священная штука, наверное, не буква "i", и не единица.
- 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:16,073 Может, это просто типа линия. Символ того, что вашим народам не надо воевать.
- 00:10:17,074 --> 00:10:18,215 Где мы познакомились?
- 00:10:18,235 --> 00:10:19,178 Швифтанёмся?
- 00:10:19,347 --> 00:10:21,891 Такого не помню. Так что не суй свой нос в чужие дела!
- 00:10:21,912 --> 00:10:23,719 Хоть в чём-то я с тобой солидарна.
- 00:10:24,936 --> 00:10:27,397 Похоже, что твоё наказание официально закончено.
- 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:27,929 Почему?
- 00:10:27,950 --> 00:10:30,400 Ты наконец-то понял, как тяжело учить людей.
- 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:31,192 Нет, не понял.
- 00:10:31,213 --> 00:10:34,396 Значит, ты понял, насколько тяжело учиться.
- 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:35,393 Я и так это знал.
- 00:10:35,413 --> 00:10:36,927 Дуй спать, говнюк неблагодарный!
- 00:10:38,934 --> 00:10:39,938 Писькукаракуля!
- 00:10:39,958 --> 00:10:41,057 Писькукаракуля два!
- 00:10:42,824 --> 00:10:44,451 "i" пропал!
- 00:10:45,561 --> 00:10:47,897 Сука! Семёрка забрала "i".
- 00:10:48,327 --> 00:10:49,495 Идём, мистер Голденфольд.
- 00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:52,234 Я пас, Морти. Задолбало помогать этому засранцу.
- 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:55,917 Серьёзно? Похоже, что вас не только домашка волнует.
- 00:10:55,938 --> 00:10:57,260 Что случилось на самом деле?
- 00:10:57,281 --> 00:11:00,076 Дело было летом 1991 года.
- 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:02,578 Я всегда рад принять друзей Айса-Ти.
- 00:11:02,661 --> 00:11:05,206 Мне, как губернатору, не терпиться подарить математическое крыло
- 00:11:05,289 --> 00:11:07,541 школе имени Гарри Герпсона, мистер Голденфольд.
- 00:11:07,562 --> 00:11:09,481 Я найду ему отличное применение, сэр.
- 00:11:09,508 --> 00:11:12,735 Я не сомневаюсь. Ещё молодой картошечки?
- 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:15,591 Блин, как же я люблю рэп.
- 00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:23,584 Грэмми за лучшего рэп-исполнителя в этом году получает...
- 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,309 Айс-Ти!
- 00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:33,838 Йоу, хочу поблагодарить свои тексты и буквы, которые их слогают.
- 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:36,654 И всё! Больше ничего. Мир!
- 00:11:37,886 --> 00:11:39,786 Ты сказал, что он поблагодарит математику.
- 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:42,576 Тут какая-то ошибка. Может, на другом канале?
- 00:11:42,597 --> 00:11:46,351 Ошибкой было поверить в твою дружбу с Айсом-Ти, и что молодёжь, любящая матику, проголосует за меня.
- 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:49,708 Вали отсюда! Мне надо запускать чёртову президентскую кампанию.
- 00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:54,789 После чего все мои мечты зачахли, как и множество эрекций.
- 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,591 Фигово, конечно, но, может, остановим Зловещую Семёрку,
- 00:11:57,612 --> 00:11:59,834 а по пути домой вы разберётесь между собой?
- 00:12:00,365 --> 00:12:04,077 Звучит довольно логично. А логика - это часть математики!
- 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,101 Да пофиг, идём.
- 00:12:06,781 --> 00:12:08,331 Вот мой телефон, если ты залетела.
- 00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:10,929 Знаю, что читать ты не умеешь, но главное - сделать шаг.
- 00:12:19,883 --> 00:12:20,881 Зря старалась.
- 00:12:20,901 --> 00:12:21,824 Как ты смеешь!
- 00:12:21,845 --> 00:12:22,805 Это ты как смеешь!
- 00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:50,519 Чёрт, кажись, когда мы начали обжиматься,
- 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,022 этот амулет показал наше истинное происхождение.
- 00:12:53,043 --> 00:12:53,779 Отец!
- 00:12:53,861 --> 00:12:56,567 Ништяк! Мы с тобой любим одинаковую дичь.
- 00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:58,194 Нет, мой отец! Он прилетел!
- 00:12:58,215 --> 00:12:59,138 Что это?
- 00:12:59,220 --> 00:13:00,529 Император Мрачноль.
- 00:13:04,876 --> 00:13:07,712 На кону стоит судьба Алфавитрианцев.
- 00:13:07,816 --> 00:13:10,685 Наследие Магмы-Кью сгинет прямо здесь.
- 00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:12,208 Как ты, блядь, отыскал нас?
- 00:13:12,229 --> 00:13:14,096 А вот и предательство.
- 00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:19,381 Похоже, что ты не рад меня видеть, принц Уотер-Ти.
- 00:13:19,402 --> 00:13:22,135 Стужёный ты уёбок! В одной лодке с Мрачнулём?
- 00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:24,678 Как ты мог предать буквы, Эс?
- 00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:28,952 На самом деле меня зовут не Эс. На Циферконе меня зовут...
- 00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:30,768 Восьмёрка.
- 00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:33,389 Восьмёрка? О боже, он же цифра!
- 00:13:34,083 --> 00:13:35,803 Вы не знали? А я знал.
- 00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:40,444 Ну пиздец. Меня сегодня тут вообще быть не должно. У меня выходной.
- 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:43,322 Серьёзно. Вот насколько мне нравится моя работа.
- 00:13:45,599 --> 00:13:50,141 Повезло, что твой отец не дожил, чтобы лицезреть твою неудачу. Он был бы так огорчён.
- 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,143 Пидорасина. Я тебе хер отстрелю!
- 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:55,543 Я бы понаблюдал за твоими потугами. Злодей уходит за кадр.
- 00:13:56,063 --> 00:13:59,275 Спасибо, что протащил меня через всю вселенную на верную смерть, Уотер-Ти.
- 00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:00,860 Хуесос, который домашку не делает.
- 00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:03,988 Ругань затеял, старикан? Я буду тебя ебать, пока тебе не понравится.
- 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:08,597 Я выбил колледж твоим детям. Я возил тебя в сраный Бока-Ратон, мудила.
- 00:14:08,618 --> 00:14:12,538 Остынь, Уотер-Ти. Ты и сам предал Голденфольда, когда...
- 00:14:12,660 --> 00:14:15,667 не выразил благодарность математике на Грэмми.
- 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:19,608 Ты думал, что всё было так? Голдофан, ща я всё поясню.
- 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,572 Ты послушал мой альбом, батёк? Его номинировали на Грэмми.
- 00:14:24,593 --> 00:14:29,223 Да, я послушал твой альбом. Что это за бред с четырёхдольным ритмом?
- 00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:32,225 Какая мерзость. Предатель цифролюб,
- 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,582 которому плевать на всех, кроме себя.
- 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:38,544 Я... я не знал.
- 00:14:38,565 --> 00:14:40,066 Ты и не спрашивал.
- 00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,255 Держи, отец.
- 00:14:41,276 --> 00:14:45,196 Теперь судьба Цифертиконов лежит в моих руках!
- 00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:47,845 Сейчас все будут наблюдать, как я её вершу.
- 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,209 Как там работает эта штука?
- 00:14:50,464 --> 00:14:51,640 Позвольте, мой повелитель.
- 00:14:51,661 --> 00:14:53,689 Погоди. Ты позволил этому уёбку просто взять и...
- 00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:09,074 Я не врубаюсь.
- 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:13,287 Величайшая сила во вселенной теперь принадлежит мне.
- 00:15:13,308 --> 00:15:15,931 Эй! Это я правитель Цифертиконов!
- 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:18,151 Мертвецы ничем не правят.
- 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,502 Отец! Нет!
- 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:24,673 Твой отец был сучкой. Теперь ты станешь мои генералом.
- 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,050 Ну да, отец из него не ахти.
- 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:29,887 Я - Бесконечность, всемогущий Бог Цифр!
- 00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:33,432 А сейчас я уничтожу мир букв!
- 00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:38,231 Похоже, что корабль ему больше не нужен?
- 00:15:38,468 --> 00:15:40,655 Чуваки, ему больше не нужен корабль!
- 00:15:40,676 --> 00:15:42,512 Вы слышали Бесконечность. Уходим.
- 00:15:42,862 --> 00:15:44,435 Да! Ура! Ништяк!
- 00:15:44,503 --> 00:15:46,308 Между нами что-то было.
- 00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:50,699 Это была ошибка, Ти. Буквам и цифрам вместе не по пути.
- 00:15:57,414 --> 00:16:00,000 Что теперь делать? Он же уничтожит Алфавитриум!
- 00:16:00,021 --> 00:16:01,897 Да пофиг. Мне уже всё равно.
- 00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,592 Блин, Ти. Как хладнокровно.
- 00:16:03,612 --> 00:16:04,421 Именно.
- 00:16:05,993 --> 00:16:06,777 - Ого! - Офигеть!
- 00:16:06,797 --> 00:16:08,444 Так ты помнишь о том приключении.
- 00:16:08,465 --> 00:16:09,383 Не совсем.
- 00:16:11,950 --> 00:16:13,493 Ого! Охренительно круто, Ти!
- 00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:16,537 Если не остановим Бесконечность, то он уничтожит Алфавитриум.
- 00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:19,165 Но болотная жижа угробила наш корабль.
- 00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:23,232 А если вытащить его и прокачать с помощью частей от кораблей Цифертиконов?
- 00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:26,620 О, чудики уже всё сделали. Надо же какие вы шустрые.
- 00:16:26,641 --> 00:16:27,727 Каракули!
- 00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:30,781 Блин, это прям экстремальный вариант Буквовжуха!
- 00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:33,867 Теперь много веселья! Быстрая доставка!
- 00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:36,073 Экстремальный Буквовжух офигенный!
- 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:39,373 Погнали домой, всадим пулю в задницу Бесконечности.
- 00:16:39,394 --> 00:16:42,564 Погоди! Сначала я схожу сделать пипи, чтобы потом сказать...
- 00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:44,768 Ладно, не буду портить интригу.
- 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:58,100 Смерть всем буквам! Сегодня не выживет ни верхний, ни нижний регистр!
- 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:05,524 Силовые Скобки уничтожены! Полная апастрофа!
- 00:17:06,697 --> 00:17:09,841 Я больше, чем просто буква. Я больше, чем просто цифра.
- 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:13,574 У меня огромные яйца, и все сосут мой хер!
- 00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:17,995 Прекрати! Ты убиваешь цифры!
- 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:21,999 Боже, это уже перебор.
- 00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:23,646 Чё ты там пиздишь?
- 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:26,253 Как тебе такая математика? Твоя жопа попала под сокращение.
- 00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:27,254 Ты уволена!
- 00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:32,301 Йоу, отсоси, сучара!
- 00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,004 Йоу, Ти, это твоя деваха?
- 00:17:43,283 --> 00:17:45,251 Я уже дважды спас твою задницу.
- 00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:48,574 Бесконечность обезумел от своей силы. Он убивает одного за другим.
- 00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:51,644 И двух за другим, и трёх за другим, и...
- 00:17:51,664 --> 00:17:52,258 Мы поняли.
- 00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:55,779 Зря я присоединилась к нему. И зря бросила тебя, Уотер-Ти.
- 00:17:56,136 --> 00:17:58,347 Бесконечность убил наших отцов.
- 00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:01,129 Не, я всё видел. На моего обвалился потолок.
- 00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:04,291 Отец!
- 00:18:04,312 --> 00:18:05,980 Потолок был отравлен.
- 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:09,764 Кислород-Эс несколько месяцев планировал убийство Магмы-Кью.
- 00:18:10,110 --> 00:18:12,612 Всю свою жизнь я служила отрицательным числам.
- 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,792 Этот незнакомый пацан оказывается был прав!
- 00:18:14,813 --> 00:18:15,594 Наконец-то!
- 00:18:15,615 --> 00:18:18,659 Пора Цифертиконам восстать и присоединиться к нам.
- 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,689 Как мы сможем убедить Цифертиконов выступить против него?
- 00:18:22,309 --> 00:18:23,560 Мы их вдохновим.
- 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,853 Убийства! Гибель! Смерть!
- 00:18:39,134 --> 00:18:41,433 ♪ Буквы и цифры не в ладах. ♪ ♪ Чё за фуфло? ♪
- 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,810 ♪ Хотя при этом буква i - это мнимое число. ♪
- 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,895 ♪ Ты попробуй из вышмата хоть один пример реши ♪
- 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:48,728 ♪ С комплексными числами ты только не спеши. ♪
- 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,758 Вы решили остановить меня с помощью рэпчика?
- 00:18:56,911 --> 00:18:59,179 ♪ Ты просчитался, пора свести с тобой счёт, ♪
- 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,181 ♪ Вражда букв и цифр ему сил придаёт ♪
- 00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:03,378 ♪ Мы войдём в союз алфавитно-цифровой ♪
- 00:19:03,399 --> 00:19:06,298 ♪ Пройдётся по губам твоим ствол шестизарядный мой. ♪
- 00:19:06,823 --> 00:19:09,877 ♪ В строчке дифференциала есть и буква, и число, ♪
- 00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:12,234 ♪ Ты довёл нас до предела, разминай своё очко. ♪
- 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,488 ♪ От Магмы-Кью все потекли, так было испокон, ♪
- 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,836 ♪ Мой хер на три и четырнадцать метра, словно питон ♪
- 00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:20,823 ♪ Чё вы все зассали? Мы покажем ему боль. ♪
- 00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:23,579 ♪ Ща его мы порешаем и поделим на ноль. ♪
- 00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:25,493 Отец? Ты теперь чё, энерго-призрак?
- 00:19:25,514 --> 00:19:29,712 Бля, сынок, а на что это похоже? Я вернулся, чтобы помочь тебе нагнуть Бесконечность.
- 00:19:29,783 --> 00:19:30,402 Готов?
- 00:19:30,423 --> 00:19:31,587 Давай зажжём, батя.
- 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,797 ♪ Без цифр и букв Бесконечность - просто ноль, ♪
- 00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:36,060 ♪ Только вместе его жопу расфигачим поперёк и вдоль. ♪
- 00:19:36,335 --> 00:19:37,947 ♪ Подъём, мы друг друг нужны! ♪
- 00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:40,637 ♪ Погнали! Подъём! ♪ ♪ Ведь мы все братаны! ♪
- 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,936 Явись нам, король Магма-Ти!
- 00:19:49,819 --> 00:19:50,612 О да.
- 00:19:51,199 --> 00:19:52,286 Блин.
- 00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:02,201 Нет слов! Уотер-Ти плюётся огнём!
- 00:20:02,222 --> 00:20:05,131 Он - истинный король Алфавитриума.
- 00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:10,042 Бесконечность слишком силён! Никто не сможет его одолеть!
- 00:20:10,063 --> 00:20:12,190 Думаешь? А вот эта херня?
- 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,420 "i" Гармонии?
- 00:20:13,441 --> 00:20:14,700 Эти долбоёбы просто оставили его.
- 00:20:14,721 --> 00:20:16,152 И чем это нам поможет?
- 00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:18,755 Эта штука любит, когда буквы и цифры ладят.
- 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:19,843 Иди сюда, девчуля.
- 00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:23,138 Да! Тебе нравится?
- 00:20:24,596 --> 00:20:25,680 Ништяк.
- 00:20:25,701 --> 00:20:28,908 Ты меня не остановишь! Я бесконечно бесконечный!
- 00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:34,439 Сука, мой хер!
- 00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:36,234 Думал, я шутки шучу, мудила?
- 00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:41,657 Мистер Голденфольд, я люблю математику.
- 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,867 И она тоже тебя любит, Морти.
- 00:20:44,268 --> 00:20:46,557 Должна сказать, что я - неделимое число.
- 00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,330 Я делюсь только на себя.
- 00:20:48,351 --> 00:20:51,782 Да, а мой член теперь состоит из магмы. Но мы разберёмся.
- 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,801 Какие у тебя успехи с домашней работой, Морти?
- 00:21:00,822 --> 00:21:03,137 Отлично. Просто замечательно.
- 00:21:03,222 --> 00:21:05,766 А можно написать ещё одну контрольную? Просто так.
- 00:21:05,787 --> 00:21:07,159 Ха! Ты странный.
- 00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:08,934 А как дела у вас, сэр?
- 00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:10,394 Всё. Готово.
- 00:21:10,415 --> 00:21:13,501 Вот твоя грёбаная домашка, старикан. Ты рад?
- 00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:16,641 Ты даже не представляешь насколько.
- 00:21:16,662 --> 00:21:17,394 Неуд.
- 00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:54,396 Король Магма-Ти, мой народ нуждается в тебе.
- 00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:55,397 Ты кто такой?
- 00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:59,026 Геометронец Айс-Кьюб.
- 00:21:59,047 --> 00:22:01,800 Формоядные расфигачивают мою планету.
- 00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:04,740 Цифрам и буквам хватит сил, чтобы нагнуть этих мудил?
- 00:22:04,761 --> 00:22:08,055 Воинам Алфа-Циферкона нет равных.
- 00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:11,413 И мы никогда не откажем в помощи своим братьям.
- 00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:14,207 Глаголишь. Моя шикарная королева говорит правду.
- 00:22:14,237 --> 00:22:16,180 Я за своим барахлом. Встретимся снаружи.
- 00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:18,673 уЛЁД.
- 00:22:18,694 --> 00:22:23,794 Магма-Ти и Айс-Кьюб в фильме Испытание Геометронцев.
- 00:00:06,047 --> 00:00:09,759 Magnesium-J. Hydrogen-F. Father.
- 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:13,763 I am ready to rejoin my brethren on Alphabetrium.
- 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:17,267 Very well. Your exile ends today.
- 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:20,562 ♪♪
- 00:00:20,645 --> 00:00:23,773 Welcome home, Water-T.
- 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:25,150 [ Rumbling ]
- 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:26,776 The Numbericons! They're attacking!
- 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,445 Battle stations!
- 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:34,117 ♪♪
- 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:35,994 [ Screaming ]
- 00:00:37,245 --> 00:00:40,540 Divide and conquer! Zero survivors!
- 00:00:40,623 --> 00:00:43,460 ♪♪
- 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:45,044 Aah! Father!
- 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:48,047 Son... take this thing.
- 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:50,091 It's a prophecy or some shit.
- 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:52,469 [ Groans ] I'm dying.
- 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:53,470 Peace.
- 00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:54,512 [ Microphone whines ]
- 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:57,682 [ Letters sobbing ]
- 00:00:57,766 --> 00:00:59,934 Water-T, where are you going?
- 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:01,186 There's too many of them.
- 00:01:01,269 --> 00:01:04,314 Then I better crunch the numbers.
- 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:06,316 Aah!
- 00:01:06,399 --> 00:01:08,318 ♪♪
- 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:09,986 ♪ When your heart adds up ♪
- 00:01:10,069 --> 00:01:15,700 ♪ One plus one makes youuuuuuuu ♪
- 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:18,578 [ Gunfire ]
- 00:01:18,661 --> 00:01:19,704 ♪ Yeah ♪
- 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:21,498 ♪ Alllright ♪
- 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:24,125 ♪♪
- 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:25,710 He's too dope! Retreat!
- 00:01:25,794 --> 00:01:27,962 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
- 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:30,715 ♪ We don't care about numbers ♪
- 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:32,383 Oh, shit! He's crunching the numbers.
- 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:34,636 I thought he was talking about taxes,
- 00:01:34,719 --> 00:01:35,970 but he's crunching us.
- 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:38,348 I'ma deduct your ass.
- 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:41,893 Aah! [ Electricity crackling ]
- 00:01:41,976 --> 00:01:43,311 They activated the Brackets Shield.
- 00:01:43,394 --> 00:01:45,188 We can't pull up. Somebody kiss me.
- 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:48,483 I don't want to die not knowing love! No!
- 00:01:48,566 --> 00:01:49,692 ♪ Oooooh, yeah ♪
- 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:51,528 ♪♪
- 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:54,113 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
- 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:56,908 ♪ We don't care about numbers ♪
- 00:01:56,991 --> 00:02:00,703 Sorry I'm late. I had to go pee.
- 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:03,039 Yo, what do you know about this?
- 00:02:03,122 --> 00:02:04,207 The "I" of Harmony.
- 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:05,583 It holds some secret power,
- 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:07,252 but it's in a language nobody can read.
- 00:02:07,335 --> 00:02:09,671 You don't gotta read shit, Lithium-P.
- 00:02:09,754 --> 00:02:11,172 It's math. Careful, T.
- 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:13,091 They won't like that kind of number talk at the palace.
- 00:02:13,174 --> 00:02:16,177 We're not going to the palace. We're going to Earth. Why?
- 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:18,054 You know a math expert there?
- 00:02:18,137 --> 00:02:20,640 Unfortunately, I do.
- 00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:22,225 In conclusion, without math
- 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:24,644 planes wouldn't fly and elephants would forget.
- 00:02:24,727 --> 00:02:26,271 [ Rap music playing softly ] What is that sound?
- 00:02:26,354 --> 00:02:28,857 Who is using air buds to listen to rap music?
- 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:30,608 Sorry, Mr. Goldenfold. Detention!
- 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:33,611 Class dismissed early so Morty can have instant detention.
- 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:35,071 Student #1: Aw, no! Student #2: Are you serious?
- 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,197 I want to learn! I want to add and stuff.
- 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:37,323 Geez, Mr. Goldenfold,
- 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:39,033 it's just a little hip hop.
- 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:40,243 It helps me concentrate.
- 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:42,620 Rap will never help anyone do anything.
- 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:43,872 Some things never change.
- 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:45,039 Morty and Goldenfold: Ice-T?
- 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:47,458 Hey! Ice-T, it's me, Morty.
- 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:49,836 Remember me? "G-Get Schwifty"?
- 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:51,713 No. Aw.
- 00:02:51,796 --> 00:02:53,131 And it's Water-T now.
- 00:02:53,214 --> 00:02:54,799 I don't give an ass if you're Smokey Robinson.
- 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:57,594 You got the balls of a clown coming back to this school
- 00:02:57,677 --> 00:02:59,178 without the homework you owe me.
- 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:00,889 Fuck your homework, old man.
- 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:02,807 My planet's at stake. Mr. Goldenfold,
- 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:05,894 you taught Ice-T math? I tried, Morty.
- 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:07,729 I sure the hell tried.
- 00:03:07,812 --> 00:03:11,608 Without math, Russia would control all Rubik's Cubes.
- 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:12,817 Any questions?
- 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:15,236 Just one. Who gives a fuck?
- 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:16,446 [ Students cheering ]
- 00:03:16,529 --> 00:03:17,989 [ Rapping ] I am a knight, walking,
- 00:03:18,072 --> 00:03:20,158 back of class talking, homework scoffing,
- 00:03:20,241 --> 00:03:21,576 blackboard chalking...
- 00:03:21,659 --> 00:03:24,412 Look, man, I ain't here for memory lane shit.
- 00:03:24,495 --> 00:03:25,788 I need this deciphered.
- 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:29,500 Hmm. Early Algebraic, possibly even Geometric.
- 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:32,170 Yo, English. I don't teach English, bitch!
- 00:03:32,253 --> 00:03:33,630 And why would I do your homework?
- 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:36,549 You didn't do mine. 'Cause I had no home!
- 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:39,677 Now I do.
- 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:43,306 Help me save it.
- 00:03:44,098 --> 00:03:45,975 Aah!
- 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,810 All Type Strikers, attack!
- 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:50,021 Kill the Son of Magma-Q!
- 00:03:50,104 --> 00:03:52,523 I want his serifs.
- 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:55,860 ♪♪
- 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:57,236 You're coming with me, Goldenfold.
- 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:58,988 You better be taking me to your homework.
- 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,115 You're coming with me, Morty. Why?
- 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:02,909 It's called detention, not "releastion."
- 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:04,118 ♪♪
- 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:05,954 [ Ship whooshes ]
- 00:04:08,122 --> 00:04:10,541 Sorry I'm late. I had to go pee.
- 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:12,335 I know. Well, there's new people.
- 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:13,836 I thought they'd like to hear about it. Yeah, yeah.
- 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,505 Just start the fucking ship.
- 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:17,840 ♪♪
- 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:19,092 [ Static crackling ]
- 00:04:19,175 --> 00:04:21,094 I see the tales of your dopeness
- 00:04:21,177 --> 00:04:23,096 have been greatly exaggerated.
- 00:04:23,179 --> 00:04:25,181 Big talk from an upside down L.
- 00:04:25,264 --> 00:04:29,894 I am Sinistar-7, and I am here to spill the T.
- 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:31,896 Then come get me, muthafucka!
- 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:39,862 ♪♪
- 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:40,989 [ Alarm beeping ]
- 00:04:41,072 --> 00:04:42,323 She's got a Caps Lock!
- 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:43,866 And an ass to suck.
- 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:45,034 Hit the hyphen drive!
- 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:46,494 [ Bell dings ]
- 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,706 No. No!
- 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:52,792 ♪♪
- 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:54,335 [ Decimal Crumb cackles ]
- 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:56,295 Speak. Lord Dread Nought.
- 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:58,548 Water-T escaped with the "I" of Harmony.
- 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:01,968 Aah! The One of Harmony!
- 00:05:02,051 --> 00:05:04,554 [ Laughs ] That's gotta hurt!
- 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:07,473 [ Groans ] You're a number. Act like it.
- 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:12,478 Subtract Water-T from life and carry the One to me.
- 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:15,314 I won't let you down... Father.
- 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:18,568 Too late. Too late! [ Laughs ]
- 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:22,030 Oh! Oh, wow. Oh, I love my job.
- 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:23,865 The Pythagorean Theorem!
- 00:05:23,948 --> 00:05:25,241 I just have to figure out
- 00:05:25,324 --> 00:05:26,409 what A and B are,
- 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:27,535 square them both,
- 00:05:27,618 --> 00:05:29,120 and then add them together.
- 00:05:29,203 --> 00:05:32,915 Can you do it? If I do, I want my homework.
- 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,292 Fine!
- 00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:36,252 Why do you guys hate each other so much?
- 00:05:36,335 --> 00:05:38,421 Why do all teachers hate all students, Morty?
- 00:05:38,504 --> 00:05:40,673 Because you all break our God damn hearts.
- 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:43,092 Just seems like there's more going on there.
- 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,427 Was he that bad at math?
- 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:46,262 No, Morty. Nobody is worse than you.
- 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,431 The hurtful thing about your friend back there
- 00:05:48,514 --> 00:05:51,768 is that at one point, it seemed like he might learn.
- 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:54,187 [ Rapping offbeat ] I am a nightmare walking,
- 00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:55,646 psychopath talking,
- 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:58,775 king of my jungle just a gangster stalk stalking.
- 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:00,109 Stalking. Fuck.
- 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,320 Look at all this non-scholastic depravity!
- 00:06:02,403 --> 00:06:04,530 Reef-er, Cheetos,
- 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:06,491 and not a smidgen of homework in sight!
- 00:06:06,574 --> 00:06:09,285 Yo, why you coming in here fuckin' up my words?
- 00:06:09,368 --> 00:06:12,163 Uh, T, maybe you ought to go back to school.
- 00:06:12,246 --> 00:06:14,457 You can't keep a beat to save your ass.
- 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:17,794 Damn. My dream just died.
- 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:21,297 Here. Follow this. It's called four-four time.
- 00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:23,800 [ Rhythmically ] One, two, three, four.
- 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:25,176 Two, two, three --
- 00:06:25,259 --> 00:06:27,720 [ Rapping ] I am a nightmare walkin',
- 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:29,138 psychopath talkin'
- 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:31,349 king of my jungle just a gangster stalkin'...
- 00:06:31,432 --> 00:06:32,558 Livin' life like a firecracker...
- 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:34,519 Yo, Chuck! It's Marvin!
- 00:06:34,602 --> 00:06:37,146 Your cousin Marvin D? Hey.
- 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,357 Ya know that new sound you lookin' for?
- 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:42,652 Well, listen to this!
- 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:43,820 [ Farts ]
- 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:46,739 Ha! Got you again, mutha-fucker!
- 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:50,243 Wow. You think that guy's cousin would stop taking his calls.
- 00:06:50,326 --> 00:06:51,452 That's not the point, Morty.
- 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:53,329 You included it in your story.
- 00:06:53,412 --> 00:06:56,207 But I get it. You and T were actually friends.
- 00:06:56,290 --> 00:06:57,333 So what went wrong?
- 00:06:57,416 --> 00:06:58,584 Nice try, Morty.
- 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:00,211 You think that if I connect with you,
- 00:07:00,294 --> 00:07:01,712 I'll let you out of detention?
- 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:04,340 Well, you can forget it! I'm all about boundaries now.
- 00:07:04,423 --> 00:07:07,093 Boundaries! I got it! Beep boop bop beep beep.
- 00:07:07,176 --> 00:07:08,386 What is it? It's a map.
- 00:07:08,469 --> 00:07:10,304 A squared is the length of the galaxy.
- 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:11,681 B squared is the height.
- 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:14,016 So C squared takes you directly to...
- 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,476 Planet E-10?
- 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:16,727 Ain't E-10 supposed to be
- 00:07:16,811 --> 00:07:18,771 where God created letters or some shit?
- 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:21,440 That's just a story we tell lowercase letters at bedtime.
- 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:23,609 Maybe there's more to it. Why bedtime?
- 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:25,403 What? He -- He said it was a story
- 00:07:25,486 --> 00:07:27,363 you told lowercase letters at bedtime.
- 00:07:27,446 --> 00:07:29,323 Y-You never tell the story during the day?
- 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:31,200 I guess I just hoped the phrase "bedtime"
- 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:32,660 would make it easier to understand
- 00:07:32,743 --> 00:07:34,453 that lowercase letters are our version of children.
- 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:36,164 Oh, so you did that for me?
- 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:37,331 Well, half the people here are human.
- 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:38,875 I didn't want to exclude you.
- 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:40,251 We would have figured out it was children. Yeah.
- 00:07:40,334 --> 00:07:41,669 Lowercase means smaller. We get it.
- 00:07:41,752 --> 00:07:43,254 Feels like I'm being punished for clarity.
- 00:07:43,337 --> 00:07:44,755 Punished? Jesus. I asked a question.
- 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:46,465 So did Hitler. What the fuck is going on?
- 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:48,384 Somebody set up a call or some shit.
- 00:07:48,467 --> 00:07:51,053 We need to send word to Alphabetrium.
- 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:53,556 ♪♪
- 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:56,601 [ Beeping, letters gasp ]
- 00:07:56,684 --> 00:07:59,353 Oxygen-S, we deciphered the "I" of Harmony
- 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:00,479 and we're headed to E-10.
- 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:01,898 That's incredible, Water-T.
- 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:04,734 Give me your coordinates. I'll send help immediately.
- 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:05,860 Word.
- 00:08:05,943 --> 00:08:08,738 Happy to serve, my lord.
- 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:10,072 In quotes.
- 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:11,908 [ Laughs evilly ]
- 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:13,534 Secret villain!
- 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:15,995 Coming out of Helvetica Light Speed
- 00:08:16,078 --> 00:08:18,456 and approaching Planet E-10.
- 00:08:18,539 --> 00:08:20,750 God damn. Maybe it knows it's home.
- 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:23,961 [ Rumbling ] What the math is happening?!
- 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:25,755 Die, Letter scum!
- 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:27,632 Aah!
- 00:08:27,715 --> 00:08:29,425 I'm sick and tired of this bullshit.
- 00:08:29,508 --> 00:08:31,427 Yo, 7! Count this!
- 00:08:31,510 --> 00:08:33,930 Three-zus Christ!
- 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:38,267 ♪♪
- 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,394 ♪♪
- 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:42,772 [ Grunting ]
- 00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:47,777 ♪♪
- 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:49,654 Typical letter, acting on emotion.
- 00:08:49,737 --> 00:08:51,405 You're welcome for saving your numbery-ass!
- 00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:53,533 I won't let you take me alive!
- 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:54,951 Have it your way.
- 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:56,494 If you're going to act like ignorant children,
- 00:08:56,577 --> 00:08:58,246 I guess the teacher's in charge.
- 00:08:58,329 --> 00:09:02,124 And, young lady, whoever told you numbers can't be emotional
- 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,459 did you wrong.
- 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,544 On Earth, numbers get down.
- 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:07,421 Sometimes even with letters.
- 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:08,714 Disgusting! Uh-huh.
- 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:10,341 See? That's what everyone says.
- 00:09:10,424 --> 00:09:11,592 But then they go home and they type
- 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:12,885 all kinds of shit into Pornhub.
- 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:15,471 [ Scribbles shouting ] Scribble! Jot jot!
- 00:09:15,554 --> 00:09:18,975 Uh-oh! W-We're surrounded by primitive googas.
- 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:22,687 [ Gasps ] Okay. The primitive googas worship the glowing thing.
- 00:09:22,770 --> 00:09:24,146 Things don't always resolve this fast.
- 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:25,356 We're making good time.
- 00:09:25,439 --> 00:09:27,984 Scribble! Jot jot! Doodle! Doodle!
- 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:29,318 We can't understand you.
- 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,153 Obviously, they want to take us to their village
- 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:32,321 for an Ewok party.
- 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,448 Damn, making really good time.
- 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:38,327 [ Scribbles chanting "jot jot," music playing ]
- 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,329 ♪♪
- 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,789 This tribe claims the artifact
- 00:09:41,872 --> 00:09:44,458 comes from a religious site not far from here.
- 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:45,960 Awful nice of you to help.
- 00:09:46,043 --> 00:09:49,380 I'm simply following the rules of war as your prisoner.
- 00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:50,840 Or maybe you're hoping if you're nice,
- 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:53,384 I'll let my guard down so you can take the "I."
- 00:09:53,467 --> 00:09:56,012 How dare you! I'm not a seductress.
- 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:57,179 I am a warrior.
- 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:59,307 And that's not an "I." It's a one.
- 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:00,349 It's an "I."
- 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,684 You guys don't get out much, huh?
- 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:03,686 It seems kind of obvious that these Scribbles
- 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:05,479 are like the original species
- 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:06,981 that letters and numbers came from.
- 00:10:07,064 --> 00:10:09,984 So that relic thing probably isn't a one or an "I."
- 00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:12,320 I-It's probably just, like, a line.
- 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:14,280 It's symbolic of the fact that your people
- 00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:16,365 don't need to be at war.
- 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,200 How do I know you again? Get Schwifty.
- 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:21,329 It's still nothing. So mind your damn business.
- 00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:23,789 At least we agree on that.
- 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:26,542 Looks like your detention is officially over.
- 00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:29,837 Why? You finally learned how hard it is to teach.
- 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:31,797 No, I didn't. Then you...learned
- 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:34,550 how hard it is to learn. I already knew.
- 00:10:34,633 --> 00:10:36,761 Just go to bed, you ungrateful shit!
- 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:40,931 Cock a doodle! Cock a doodle two!
- 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:44,644 The "I," it's gone!
- 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:47,396 That bitch! 7 took the "I."
- 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,649 Come on, Mr. Goldenfold. Count me out, Morty.
- 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:51,400 I'm tired of helping that son of a bitch.
- 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,861 Seriously? Feels like there's a deeper beef
- 00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:55,279 than missing homework here.
- 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:56,489 What really happened?
- 00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:59,408 It was the summer of 1991...
- 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,702 Any friend of Ice-T is welcome in my home.
- 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,662 And as governor, I can't wait to add
- 00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:06,749 that math wing to Harry Herpson High School, Mr. Goldenfold.
- 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:08,584 And I shall put it to good use, sir!
- 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,837 Of course you will. More baby potatoes?
- 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:13,381 [ Rap music playing on television ]
- 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:15,091 God damn, I love rap.
- 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:18,886 ♪♪
- 00:11:18,969 --> 00:11:23,474 And the Grammy award for Rap Artist of the Year goes to...
- 00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:24,892 Ice-T!
- 00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:29,647 [ Cheers and applause ]
- 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:31,607 Yo, I just want to thank my words,
- 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:33,150 the letters that made them,
- 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:34,735 and that's it!
- 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:36,946 Nothing else. Peace!
- 00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:39,240 I thought you said he'd thank math.
- 00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:40,658 There must be some mistake.
- 00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:42,660 Try a different channel. The mistake was believing
- 00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:44,370 you even knew Ice-T and could get me
- 00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:45,454 that math-loving youth vote.
- 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:46,831 Now get out of here!
- 00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:49,875 I got a God damn presidential campaign to start.
- 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:53,963 After that, my dreams faded away like so many erections.
- 00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:56,715 I mean, that sucks, but let's stop Sinistar-7,
- 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:59,260 and maybe you two sort this out on the way home?
- 00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:01,303 Hmm. Pretty sound logic.
- 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,514 And logic is a part of math!
- 00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:05,808 Whatever. Come on.
- 00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:07,476 If you're pregnant. That's my cell number.
- 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,769 I know you can't read it,
- 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:11,480 but it's important I made an effort.
- 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:18,446 ♪♪
- 00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:19,447 [ Both grunting ]
- 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,323 Nice try. How dare you!
- 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:22,741 How dare you!
- 00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:24,785 [ Both panting ]
- 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:28,664 [ Both moaning softly ]
- 00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:32,668 ♪♪
- 00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:34,670 [ Energy whooshes ]
- 00:12:34,753 --> 00:12:36,964 ♪♪
- 00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:40,092 [ Mystical music playing ]
- 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:47,016 ♪♪
- 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:49,685 Shit, I think when we started getting it on
- 00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:52,480 that amulet showed us the truth of our origins.
- 00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:53,856 Father! Hell, yeah.
- 00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,816 We're into the same sick shit, huh?
- 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,568 No. My father. He's here.
- 00:12:57,651 --> 00:13:00,446 W-What's that? Emperor Dread Nought.
- 00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:03,866 ♪♪
- 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:06,952 The fate of the Alphabetrians is at hand.
- 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:09,955 Magma-Q's legacy ends here.
- 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:11,540 How the fuck did he find us?
- 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,375 Oxygen-S: Betrayal reveal!
- 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,002 [ Laughs evilly ]
- 00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:18,672 You appear displeased to see me, Prince Water-T.
- 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:21,175 Cold-ass mutha-fucker, you in league with Dread Nought?
- 00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:24,178 How could you do us Letters dirty like that, S?
- 00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:26,096 My true name is not S.
- 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:28,641 On Numbericonia they call me...
- 00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:30,100 8!
- 00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:32,353 8?! Oh, my God, he's a number?!
- 00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:34,355 [ Laughs ] Did you know?
- 00:13:34,438 --> 00:13:36,649 I didn't. [ Laughs ] Holy shit!
- 00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:38,651 I'm not even supposed to be here today.
- 00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:40,152 It's my day off. For real.
- 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:43,113 That's how much I like working with these people!
- 00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:46,450 [ Chuckles ] Good thing your father
- 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:48,202 isn't alive to see you fail.
- 00:13:48,285 --> 00:13:49,286 He'd be so disappointed.
- 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,580 Mutha-fucker, I'm gonna shoot you in the dick.
- 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,749 Ha! I would like to see you try.
- 00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:55,084 Villain exit.
- 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:57,211 Thanks for dragging me across the universe
- 00:13:57,294 --> 00:13:58,629 to be killed, Water-T.
- 00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:00,214 No homework-doing, mother-grabbin...
- 00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:01,674 You want to go, old man?
- 00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:03,008 I'll fuck you till you love me.
- 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,927 I'll put your kids through college.
- 00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:07,763 I'll fucking take you to Boca Raton, you motherfucker!
- 00:14:07,846 --> 00:14:09,014 Ease up, Water-T.
- 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,016 After all, y-you did betray Goldenfold
- 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:14,895 by, uh, not thanking math at the Grammys, I guess.
- 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,689 That's what you think happened?
- 00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:19,358 Nah, G-Folds, it went like this.
- 00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:20,651 [ Hip hop music playing ]
- 00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:22,111 Didja listen to my album, Pop?
- 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:23,904 It's nominated for a Grammy
- 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,281 Yes. I heard your album.
- 00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:28,450 What is this four-four time, rhythm nonsense?
- 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:29,702 It's disgusting!
- 00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:31,287 You're a number-loving traitor
- 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:34,456 who doesn't care about anything but himself.
- 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,458 ♪♪
- 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:37,918 I...I never knew.
- 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,461 You never asked.
- 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:40,796 Here...Father.
- 00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:44,133 The destiny of the Numbericons is mine to claim!
- 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:47,553 Everyone has to watch while I do it too.
- 00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:49,555 How does this thing work again?
- 00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:50,764 [ Sighs ] Allow me, my lord.
- 00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:51,974 Hold up. You're just gonna let
- 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:53,100 this motherfucker --
- 00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:57,479 [ Thunder booms, rumbling ]
- 00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,481 Aah!
- 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,525 [ Shouting ]
- 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:03,652 ♪♪
- 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,822 [ Laughs evilly ]
- 00:15:06,905 --> 00:15:08,824 I don't get it.
- 00:15:08,907 --> 00:15:09,908 The ultimate power
- 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:12,328 of the universe is finally mine!
- 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:15,456 Hey! I am the ruler of the Numbericons.
- 00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:17,666 The dead rule nothing!
- 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,002 Aah! Father! No!
- 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,712 Your father was a bitch.
- 00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:23,922 You shall be my general now!
- 00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,674 Well, he was a bad father.
- 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,092 I am Infinity,
- 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,011 omnipotent god of numbers!
- 00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:32,890 And I have a world of Letters to destroy!
- 00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:34,808 [ Laughs ]
- 00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:37,770 I guess he doesn't need the ship anymore.
- 00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:39,772 He doesn't need the ship anymore, guys!
- 00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:42,274 You heard Infinity. Move out!
- 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,609 Whoo-hoo! Alright!
- 00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:45,944 We could have had something.
- 00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,696 It was a mistake, T.
- 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,449 Letters and Numbers can never be.
- 00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:56,372 ♪♪
- 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:59,124 Morty: What do we do? He's going to destroy Alphabetrium!
- 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,543 Whatever. I don't care anymore.
- 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,212 Damn, T. That's cold.
- 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:04,880 Exactly.
- 00:16:04,963 --> 00:16:06,131 Whoa! God damn.
- 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,883 You do remember our adventure!
- 00:16:07,966 --> 00:16:09,343 Not really.
- 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:12,846 Wow! Dope shit, T!
- 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,098 If we don't stop Infinity.
- 00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:15,724 he's going to destroy Alphabetrium.
- 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,227 But that ooze-swamp put the kibosh on our spaceships.
- 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,979 M-Maybe we can pull it out and upgrade it
- 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,648 using parts of the Numbers' ship.
- 00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:24,566 Oh, the googas already did it.
- 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:25,734 Wow, you guys work fast.
- 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,194 Scribble! Scribble!
- 00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:30,030 Damn, it's like the Glyph Jumper, but extreme.
- 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:33,242 [ Woman speaking in Japanese ]
- 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,411 The Glyph Jumper Extreme is rad! [ Laughs ]
- 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:38,747 Let's go home and bust a cap in Infinity's ass.
- 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,124 Wait, let me go pee first.
- 00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:42,042 That way, when we get there, I'll get to say --
- 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:44,253 Well, I'm not gonna spoil it.
- 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:52,136 ♪♪
- 00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:53,595 Death to all Letters!
- 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:57,558 Neither upper nor lower case will survive this day!
- 00:16:57,641 --> 00:16:59,601 [ Letters screaming ]
- 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,437 ♪♪
- 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,105 The Brackets Shield has fallen!
- 00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:05,232 It's an utter apostrophe!
- 00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:06,108 Aah!
- 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:07,735 I am bigger than Letters.
- 00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,111 I am bigger than Numbers.
- 00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:10,612 My balls are huge,
- 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,365 and everyone can suck my dick!
- 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,200 [ Laughs ]
- 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:17,703 Stop! You're killing Numbers!
- 00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:19,288 [ Laughs ]
- 00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,331 My lord, this is too far!
- 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,791 Are you still fucking talking?
- 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,585 Here's a number for you, lady.
- 00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:26,670 86 that ass! You're fired!
- 00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:29,840 [ Laughs ]
- 00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:31,800 Yo, suck this, bitch!
- 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:32,968 ♪♪
- 00:17:33,051 --> 00:17:34,511 Aah!
- 00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:37,347 Yo, T. Is that your girl?
- 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:42,603 ♪♪
- 00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:44,313 That's twice I saved your ass.
- 00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,607 Infinity's gone mad with power.
- 00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:48,233 He's killing every one...
- 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,861 and every two and every three and every --
- 00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:53,071 We get it. I was wrong to join him
- 00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:55,240 and wrong to leave you, Water-T.
- 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,701 Infinity killed both our fathers.
- 00:17:57,785 --> 00:18:00,996 Nuh-uh. I was there. Ceiling fell on him.
- 00:18:01,079 --> 00:18:03,707 Ha! Father!
- 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,167 That ceiling was poisoned.
- 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:09,004 Oxygen-S planned Magma-Q's assassination for months.
- 00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:11,840 All my life, I've served such negative numbers.
- 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,967 This kid I don't know was right all along.
- 00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:16,053 Finally! It's time for the Numbericons
- 00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:17,638 to rise and join us.
- 00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:21,725 How can we make the Numbericons rise up against him?
- 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:24,520 We'll inspire them.
- 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:25,979 [ Laughing maniacally ]
- 00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:27,856 Kill! Murder! Death!
- 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,692 [ Rap music playing over speakers ]
- 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:38,367 ♪♪
- 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,536 ♪ Why does a one hate an "I," I gotta wonder? ♪
- 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,704 ♪ When a lower case "I" is an imaginary number ♪
- 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,748 ♪ Who stands to gain when I shoot up a digit? ♪
- 00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:47,960 ♪ The division is complex, but you know we gotta bridge it ♪
- 00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:50,712 ♪ Hey, hey, ohh ♪
- 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,047 [ Laughs evilly ]
- 00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:56,051 You think you can stop me with rap, huh?
- 00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:58,345 ♪ More homicides than a dodecahedron ♪
- 00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:00,389 ♪ Number V letters the shit that it feeds on ♪
- 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,766 ♪ Today, alpha-numerically combine... ♪
- 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,351 ♪ Like G-L-O-C-K means ♪
- 00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:05,727 ♪ My ice cold '9 ♪
- 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:09,022 ♪ I got letters and numbers every time I F a ho ♪
- 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:11,733 ♪ Giving her one big dick while she screams "O" ♪
- 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,151 ♪♪
- 00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:15,487 ♪ Magma-Q gets 'em wet like she got her cry on ♪
- 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,739 ♪ My dick's 3.14 feet, that's a pie-thon ♪
- 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,741 ♪ Ya'll actin' scared, he ain't won yet ♪
- 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,911 ♪ Infinity to one odds? That's an alpha-bet ♪
- 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,830 Father? You like a force ghost now?
- 00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:26,248 The fuck it look like, son?
- 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:29,167 I came back to help you hand Infinity his ass.
- 00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:30,794 You ready? Let's kill it, pops.
- 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,880 ♪ Infinity ain't shit without numbers and letters ♪
- 00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:35,090 ♪ We can blow his ass out ♪ ♪ If we work together ♪
- 00:19:35,173 --> 00:19:38,385 ♪ Rise up, Letters and Numbers, I said rise up ♪
- 00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:40,637 ♪ 'Cause you know we're all brothers ♪
- 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,222 ♪ Oh ♪
- 00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:44,016 [ Cheers and applause ]
- 00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:47,644 Arise, King Magma-T!
- 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,690 Oh, yeah. Whoa, damn!
- 00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:55,152 ♪♪
- 00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:56,486 [ Growls ]
- 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,113 ♪♪
- 00:19:58,196 --> 00:20:01,408 My word! Water-T's spittin' straight fire!
- 00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:04,661 He truly is king of Alphabetrium.
- 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,288 ♪♪
- 00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:09,374 Infinity is too strong. Nothing can defeat him.
- 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,585 You think? How about this shit?
- 00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:12,836 The "I" of Harmony!
- 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,087 Muthafuckers just left it.
- 00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,631 How will that help us?
- 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,258 This thing loves when Letters and Numbers get down.
- 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,635 Come here, girl.
- 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:20,928 Mm!
- 00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,930 Yeah. You like that, huh?
- 00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,057 Hell, yeah!
- 00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:26,683 You cannot stop me!
- 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,143 I'm infinitely infinite!
- 00:20:28,226 --> 00:20:30,979 ♪♪
- 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,689 [ Infinity screaming ]
- 00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,066 My fucking dick!
- 00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,859 Thought I was lying, mutha-fucker?
- 00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:38,570 ♪♪
- 00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:41,031 Oh, Mr. Goldenfold, I love math!
- 00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:43,158 And it loves you too, Morty.
- 00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:45,911 I have to warn you, I'm a prime number.
- 00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:47,496 I'm only divisible by myself.
- 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:49,998 Yeah, and my dick's magma now,
- 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,458 but we'll figure it out.
- 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,169 [ Both laughing ]
- 00:20:54,252 --> 00:20:55,671 [ Both moaning softly ]
- 00:20:57,255 --> 00:21:00,342 How is that math homework coming along, Morty?
- 00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,344 I-It's great. It's -- It's so great.
- 00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:03,804 Do you mind if I do a second test,
- 00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:06,640 you know, for -- for fun? Ha! You're weird.
- 00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:08,308 And what about you, sir?
- 00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:09,601 There. All done.
- 00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:12,521 Here's your god damn homework, old man. Happy?
- 00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:15,899 More than you can possibly imagine.
- 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:23,782 ♪♪
- 00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:31,623 ♪♪
- 00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:39,548 ♪♪
- 00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:47,514 ♪♪
- 00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:51,268 ♪♪
- 00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:53,895 King Magma-T, my people need you.
- 00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,314 And who are you?
- 00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:58,025 Ice Cube of the Geomitrons.
- 00:21:58,108 --> 00:22:01,194 My planet getting all bent out of shape by the Formivores.
- 00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:02,821 You Numbers and Letters strong enough
- 00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:04,197 to fight them muthafuckers?
- 00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:06,033 The warriors of Alpha-Numbericon
- 00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:07,409 are unmatched in strength,
- 00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:10,454 and we never refuse to help our brother in need.
- 00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:13,415 Word. My smokeshow queen speaks truth.
- 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,792 I'll grab my shit and meet you out front.
- 00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:18,253 Cool.
- 00:22:18,336 --> 00:22:23,884 ♪♪
- 00:22:25,218 --> 00:22:26,970 Did you get any of that?