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Эпизод начинается с показа предыстории Злого Морти: устав от унизительных приключений со своим Риком, Злой Морти имплантировал себе устройства для контроля и стёр записи о себе из Цитадели, что и привело к его действиям на протяжении всего сериала.[a] Его мирное уединение за пределами Центральной Конечной Кривой прерывается поисками Рика и Морти Рика Прайма. Злой Морти сталкивается с Риком и Морти, и все трое попадают в плен к Рику Прайму, вместе с другими Риками, чьи жёны были убиты им. Выжив в гладиаторском бою с другими Риками, они находят Рика Прайма и узнают, что он построил «Устройство Омега», машину, которая может стереть любого из любой вселенной, которую он использовал, чтобы стереть жену Рика, Дайан, и демонстрирует это, вызвав и стерев Медленного Мобиуса («дядю» Рика). Злой Морти обезвреживает Рика Прайма, крадёт и деактивирует Устройство Омега, после чего позволяет Рику забить Рика Прайма до смерти. Злой Морти уходит с устройством «Омега», используя его как предупреждение Рику и Морти, чтобы они не преследовали его, поскольку он просто хочет, чтобы его оставили в покое. Затем Рик и Морти отправляются домой, и Рик возвращается к своей повседневной жизни, будучи явно потрясен произошедшим и не удовлетворен своей местью.
- 00:00:04,671 --> 00:00:07,382 Another adventure where I went up an ass.
- 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:08,967 Good, are we having this fight again?
- 00:00:08,967 --> 00:00:10,885 Lemme guess, you’re gonna leave or,
- 00:00:10,885 --> 00:00:13,012 - or throw a sulking fit? - You think you know everything Rick,
- 00:00:13,012 --> 00:00:15,056 but you’re basically just a giant eight-year-old.
- 00:00:15,056 --> 00:00:17,475 I’m not doing this anymore. Either you’re in or you’re out, Morty.
- 00:00:17,475 --> 00:00:19,769 I’m tired of you weaponizing this half-assed threat.
- 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:21,604 You want out, then fucking quit.
- 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:24,107 You know what, you’re right.
- 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:26,443 Sorry to be such a high-maintenance Morty.
- 00:00:27,068 --> 00:00:28,403 Why don’t I get you a drink?
- 00:00:38,913 --> 00:00:40,457 Hey Morty! Hey Rick.
- 00:00:41,124 --> 00:00:43,585 - You drunk yet? - You’re my little buddy, you know that?
- 00:00:43,918 --> 00:00:47,714 It’s you and me, Morty. Rick and Morty, 100 years.
- 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:49,632 - Forever. - Yeah pal.
- 00:00:49,632 --> 00:00:53,219 Rick and Morty, a hundred years. Forever.
- 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:57,307 <i>Get off me. What are you doing?</i>
- 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:07,859 An eyepatch? You know how we feel about pirates...
- 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:23,166 My God!
- 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:50,109 Do your worst you little bastards Kill me! Do it!
- 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:05,875 - Alright! - Hi Morty.
- 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:44,914 It works!
- 00:02:44,914 --> 00:02:47,792 - Now we can visit infinite universes! - Hooray!
- 00:02:47,792 --> 00:02:50,545 But doesn’t that mean infinite other families can do the same?
- 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:53,006 Honey, infinite families don’t invent the world’s first...
- 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:57,844 Yes! It works! Do you realize how free and empowered I just made us...
- 00:02:58,761 --> 00:03:00,388 I did it! Best father ever!
- 00:04:01,991 --> 00:04:04,869 {\an8}<i>And how were the horrors of the infinite today, sir?</i>
- 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:08,957 {\an8}Just another day in paradise.
- 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:22,011 {\an8}Mother fucker.
- 00:04:24,305 --> 00:04:26,099 {\an8}Well, not the stealthiest technique,
- 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:28,977 {\an8}but if this guy doesn’t know I’m hunting him, he’s not worth hunting.
- 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:31,187 {\an8}It’s just good to see you outside the subbasement.
- 00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:33,982 {\an8}Even if you never kill the version of yourself that killed your wife,
- 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:35,316 {\an8}giving it your best shot,
- 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:36,901 {\an8}- it looks good on you. - Thanks, buddy.
- 00:04:36,901 --> 00:04:39,654 {\an8}It means a lot that your bar for mental health has gotten lower than mine.
- 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:41,322 {\an8}A good wind stays under the wings, baby!
- 00:04:48,246 --> 00:04:52,291 {\an8}<i>Merging dimensions to consolidate my decoys?! Kinda first-thought,</i>
- 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:55,128 {\an8}<i>but the craftsmanship, pretty impressive...</i>
- 00:04:55,753 --> 00:04:56,796 {\an8}<i>For a lesser Rick.</i>
- 00:04:57,880 --> 00:04:59,048 {\an8}What the fuck are you doing?
- 00:04:59,048 --> 00:05:01,718 {\an8}Shit! Evil Morty! Should I grab the net?!
- 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:02,719 {\an8}Yes!
- 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:06,097 {\an8}- Hang tight, Morty’s getting the net. - Wait! Is this what I think it is?
- 00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:08,349 {\an8}Of course it is, everything’s what I think it is.
- 00:05:08,349 --> 00:05:10,727 {\an8}You’re basically fracking the Central Finite Curve
- 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:12,145 {\an8}to flush out a version of yourself?
- 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:14,772 {\an8}Shouldn’t you be turning yourself into a pickle?
- 00:05:14,772 --> 00:05:16,274 {\an8}What do you care what I do to the Curve?
- 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:18,067 {\an8}I thought your whole gimmick was fucking off.
- 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:19,569 {\an8}Certainly what made me a fan.
- 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:22,363 {\an8}You’re right, I don’t live here, which is why it’s insane
- 00:05:22,363 --> 00:05:23,406 {\an8}that you’re still bugging me.
- 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:25,199 {\an8}The shockwaves have more range than I thought.
- 00:05:25,199 --> 00:05:26,576 {\an8}Jesus, you heard a compliment?
- 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:29,078 {\an8}A monkey humping a shotgun has "more range than he thought".
- 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:30,913 {\an8}- Look at this scan array. - Don’t touch!
- 00:05:30,913 --> 00:05:32,915 {\an8}Why would I touch it when I don’t want it improved.
- 00:05:32,915 --> 00:05:33,916 {\an8}Improved...
- 00:05:33,916 --> 00:05:37,670 {\an8}You’re hitting infinite targets, at least filter for probability stasis.
- 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:39,005 {\an8}I was gonna.
- 00:05:40,214 --> 00:05:42,300 {\an8}I can’t find the net! Should we just shoot him?
- 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:45,219 {\an8}You really think a douche that smug doesn’t keep a force field on?
- 00:05:45,219 --> 00:05:46,679 {\an8}Listen to Pop-Pop, Morty.
- 00:05:47,930 --> 00:05:49,474 {\an8}I’d be an idiot if I didn’t check.
- 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:53,686 {\an8}Well, I’m not gonna backpedal every time I do it.
- 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:58,191 {\an8}- You changing something? - He’s filtering for probability stasis.
- 00:05:58,608 --> 00:05:59,942 {\an8}You are still here?
- 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:02,403 {\an8}- And are you just teeing him up now? - What?
- 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:05,114 See?
- 00:06:09,744 --> 00:06:11,370 - Is that the guy? - Probably.
- 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:13,456 You’re acting like this one’s different.
- 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:14,457 He is different.
- 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:16,542 But different doesn’t mean him. Could be a trap.
- 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:19,045 I’ll explain. He’s worried that it’s actually your target
- 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,838 and he’d owe me credit for the kill.
- 00:06:20,838 --> 00:06:23,382 Are you serious right now? You little narcissist.
- 00:06:23,382 --> 00:06:26,219 - Dude. Literal glass house. - You think you’re better than me?!
- 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:27,512 Jesus, I hope so!
- 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:29,639 Can I offer my two cents?
- 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:30,973 - No! - Morty, no!
- 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:33,684 Well, that’s different.
- 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:42,610 - Alright! Yes! - Geez.
- 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:44,403 - Fuck. - Everybody look at the bright side.
- 00:06:44,403 --> 00:06:47,240 Evil Morty got to experience being wrong before he died.
- 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,159 It’s true, that’s what I get for talking to you instead of killing you.
- 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:51,577 What is this place?
- 00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:54,956 I assume a box to contain Ricks that get too close to the big guy.
- 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:57,583 Are you basing that on what you’d do? Since you’re all the same.
- 00:06:57,583 --> 00:07:00,128 I’m basing it on the ensemble of thematic Ricks
- 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:01,754 huddled opposite your POV.
- 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,174 - Fresh meat. - Pick a lane, buddy.
- 00:07:05,174 --> 00:07:07,969 You can’t do the "Fresh Meat" line while cowering in shadow.
- 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:10,346 You get here same way we did? Hunting Rick Prime?
- 00:07:10,346 --> 00:07:13,808 - How did you arrive with two Mortys? - Attachment is death, bro.
- 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:15,643 That’s what I’ve learned chasing this guy.
- 00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:18,479 Instead of Ricksplaining how we all ended up in a Roach Motel,
- 00:07:18,479 --> 00:07:20,523 let’s pool some data. Who got here first?
- 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:24,110 Me. I knocked off three clones for this door prize.
- 00:07:25,069 --> 00:07:26,070 Three.
- 00:07:26,445 --> 00:07:28,656 - He killed my wife! - We know.
- 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:32,618 You son of a bitch! You killed my wife!
- 00:07:36,038 --> 00:07:38,291 Is it just this? Is this the torture?
- 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:41,669 <i>Looks like there’s enough of you to start the next ride!</i>
- 00:07:41,669 --> 00:07:45,089 <i>That or just one really heavy Rick. This whole thing is automated,</i>
- 00:07:45,089 --> 00:07:47,884 <i>which I do point out specifically to enhance the humiliation.</i>
- 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:49,218 <i>Here we go!</i>
- 00:07:50,094 --> 00:07:52,889 <i>If you’re seeing this, you’re me, except, you know, less.</i>
- 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:56,142 <i>But you acted like you were better, so I killed your beloved Diane.</i>
- 00:07:56,642 --> 00:08:00,313 <i>Partly to devastate you, mostly so I only have to record one message.</i>
- 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:03,441 <i>Some of you may have noticed that it’s not just your Diane that’s gone.</i>
- 00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:06,736 <i>She’s also been erased from every universe across infinity.</i>
- 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:09,697 <i>- And you might be wondering why.</i> - I’d rather hear how.
- 00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:13,409 <i>Diane was wiped from all existence by The Weapon Too Cool for a Name.</i>
- 00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:16,871 - The Omega Device. <i>- Known to inferiors as The Omega Device.</i>
- 00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:19,290 - I heard the name from an inferior. <i>- And it’s my weapon.</i>
- 00:08:19,290 --> 00:08:21,459 <i>But it’s your fault I had to use it on her.</i>
- 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:23,544 <i>So if you want to see the Rick that ruined your life?</i>
- 00:08:23,544 --> 00:08:25,546 <i>Look around. There’s so many of you.</i>
- 00:08:25,963 --> 00:08:27,590 <i>But that’s why I want to make a deal.</i>
- 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:29,675 <i>One of you is going to get your Diane back.</i>
- 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:31,093 He’s lying. He’s lying
- 00:08:31,093 --> 00:08:34,722 <i>All you have to do... is be the last Rick left.</i>
- 00:08:42,271 --> 00:08:44,565 Got that out of your system? He can’t bring her back.
- 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:52,740 Wait, wait, wait! I’m a nice Rick!
- 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:56,744 - Pass. - You’re such a dick!
- 00:08:56,744 --> 00:08:57,995 We could’ve worked together!
- 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:01,332 Actually, I’m nice enough to not lie about this,
- 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:02,875 I was definitely gonna kill you guys.
- 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:11,634 - Hey guys. - I’m clear, Rick! Take the shot!
- 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:13,177 I thought you wanted to "work together".
- 00:09:13,177 --> 00:09:15,930 - Just until you could kill him! - And they call me Evil Morty.
- 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:18,975 The easiest way out of any box is to be the least shaped like a box.
- 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:21,310 We both hate Rick Prime more than each other anyway.
- 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:23,020 - Where’d you get that? - He’s the worst Rick.
- 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:25,273 Big deal. The worst turd is a pizza.
- 00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:31,988 - Tough customer. - How is the worst turd a pizza?
- 00:09:34,573 --> 00:09:35,741 - Oh shit! - Oh shit!
- 00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:37,451 Seems like he doesn’t play well with others.
- 00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:39,912 - We all cool just killing this guy? - Yeah
- 00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:47,795 <i>Great job final Rick!</i>
- 00:09:48,212 --> 00:09:50,673 <i>Or if you were just one fat Rick, impressive cardio!</i>
- 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:54,260 <i>And now the big reveal. Do you get Diane back?</i>
- 00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:57,346 <i>Not in any real sense, because when I build a weapon, it works.</i>
- 00:09:57,346 --> 00:09:58,681 <i>It’s called being talented.</i>
- 00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:02,476 <i>But I do have a Diane that promises to be with you until death.</i>
- 00:10:02,476 --> 00:10:04,145 <i>But I’d get to the death part fast,</i>
- 00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:06,272 <i>you don’t wanna be in here when this place resets.</i>
- 00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:11,944 - Rick? - Diane.
- 00:10:12,611 --> 00:10:15,865 You sucked at eating pussy!
- 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:18,743 Clearly just said to be hurtful, but I also won’t deny it, I was young.
- 00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:21,787 God, I miss that face.
- 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:29,337 Rick? You never told me he killed your wife across infinity.
- 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:32,089 - Now I want to meet this guy too. - I don’t want to talk about this.
- 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:35,801 I always thought your dick smelled weird!
- 00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:37,053 Or that.
- 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:46,812 <i>Come on baby, give my ghost a kiss.</i>
- 00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:52,902 You taking her to go?
- 00:10:57,239 --> 00:10:59,283 Looks like we survived the box.
- 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,620 You should count chickens professionally, Morty.
- 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:03,788 I didn’t trigger that!
- 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:06,332 Alright, let’s bail before this oven self-cleans.
- 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,961 What do you think, subether barrier blocking the portal fluid?
- 00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:12,380 Can’t be that, mine would get through it.
- 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:13,422 Here, gimme that!
- 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,429 Don’t freak out, I’m gonna tweak this.
- 00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:21,931 Carry the two, hold the three.
- 00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:24,308 - You need some kind of vector. - I was getting there.
- 00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:26,894 The goo! The goo from the trap!
- 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:34,235 Come on, go go go!
- 00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:40,950 Geez! That was insane.
- 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,993 I can’t believe you were excited for that.
- 00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:46,372 I’m excited for this. Clearly no one’s escaped that place before.
- 00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:49,500 Really learned your lesson about chasing this guy.
- 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,252 Hey man, you can leave now.
- 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:54,088 - That’s true, I can. - The weapon, Morty.
- 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:57,258 He knows a thing that wipes someone out across all dimensions
- 00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,218 could wipe him out across all dimensions.
- 00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:06,016 - Holy shit. - So that’s the guy?
- 00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:09,353 - You’re exhausting. - Can’t help it, I’m a rascal.
- 00:12:09,353 --> 00:12:10,479 Morty, you can’t come!
- 00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:14,066 Evil Morty, stay out of my way! Gonna kill my nemesis! Rick out!
- 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:18,237 He’s a weird guy.
- 00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:20,573 So Rick’s right? You’re afraid of the weapon?
- 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,700 What happens if Rick actually kills this guy?
- 00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:24,160 You ever think about that?
- 00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:26,537 - Maybe he’ll kill himself next. - You’re an asshole.
- 00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:28,956 Well, yeah. I’m not "Good" Morty.
- 00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:31,459 Come or don’t. I don’t care.
- 00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:39,800 - Shit! - Gotta be honest,
- 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,218 - I totally thought you were coming. - No, no!
- 00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:44,346 I was... I took a heroic step toward the portal,
- 00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:46,056 - but then it closed. - Come on!
- 00:12:49,393 --> 00:12:51,812 Prime!
- 00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,274 - Man. <i>- What’s up?</i>
- 00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:56,859 He built it again.
- 00:12:58,444 --> 00:12:59,528 <i>Pretty impressive.</i>
- 00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:03,032 Well yeah! He’s me with free time. Alright, I don’t see a place to park.
- 00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:09,079 Catch your breath and then keep that heat off my back.
- 00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:11,415 <i>If you die, I’m taking your stuff.</i>
- 00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:14,710 Gross.
- 00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:22,343 - Alright cool, let’s do it. - God dammit.
- 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:24,345 What? No one can do undercuts but you?
- 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:27,473 - You brought Morty? - I’m not worried about him. I’m evil!
- 00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:31,769 Rick? Is this?
- 00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:34,855 You guys don’t do anything small? I’m surprised he hasn’t...
- 00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:36,649 <i>- Alright, here we go!</i> - There it is.
- 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,068 The Wife Guy! Dead Wife Rick!
- 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:41,070 I’ll tell you, this guy does not know when to quit.
- 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,488 I’m gonna fucking kill you.
- 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:45,574 You brought two Mortys with you? What, they’re your cheering section?
- 00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:47,243 We brought ourselves, asshole.
- 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:50,079 Honestly Wife Guy, I do miss when it was just us.
- 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:53,541 The only two Ricks who actually invented portal travel.
- 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:56,126 Anyone else teed up to arrive later? Like your car?
- 00:13:57,294 --> 00:13:59,213 <i>I can see why you hate him.</i>
- 00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:02,508 And she sounds like our wife! Like in a fucked-up robot way
- 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,260 but that’s definitely her voice.
- 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,803 You sentimental little fella.
- 00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:08,973 Right, good instinct. I would’ve tried that too.
- 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:17,731 I upgraded this thing, by the way. The new version can fire more than once.
- 00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:19,608 So now I can erase your whole family.
- 00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:22,236 One-by-one, until you finally learn your lesson.
- 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,154 Which you won’t, so then I’ll kill you too.
- 00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:28,909 I'll do that the old-fashioned way.
- 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,662 Okay, family killing time!
- 00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:33,956 Let’s start small. Still family though.
- 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,375 <i>Where am I? Two Ricks?</i>
- 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,586 Where’s my wife? I was just with my wife!
- 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,212 Uncle Slo!
- 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:43,048 What the fuck Uncle Slo? Slo Mobius?
- 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:44,466 Yeah, this one hurts me too.
- 00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:51,432 - No! - No!
- 00:15:02,901 --> 00:15:05,404 Kind of the worst possible time to use his powers,
- 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:08,198 - just made the death happen slower. - I’ll kill you!
- 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,379 Soo original grandson!
- 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,965 This is super weird, obviously we’re,
- 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:49,591 both trying to kill each other.
- 00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:52,428 Jeez! Nice to meet you. I guess.
- 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:55,514 So, do we should I just get this over with or...
- 00:16:57,766 --> 00:16:59,268 Cool Grandson.
- 00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:02,646 Shitty grandpa.
- 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:09,028 Why am I wearing an eyepatch? And wait did we switch shirts?
- 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:10,738 Thanks for the assist.
- 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:15,117 Rick, we did it. Evil Morty got him!
- 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,286 Rick? Rick?
- 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,540 Alright, you two punks stay here.
- 00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:28,464 Okay! I think I’m getting the pic...
- 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:33,802 Frying my backups, smart. So you’re like, an evil Morty.
- 00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:34,803 A clever one!
- 00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:39,600 Alright, never been a sidekick guy, but I’m starting to see the value.
- 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,852 You want a job? We could be like Batman and Robin.
- 00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:44,062 I don’t need a Robin.
- 00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:46,732 Okay seriously, what is this?
- 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,817 What are you gonna "aw-jeez" me to death?
- 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:54,323 You don’t want those schematics buddy, those are for grown ups.
- 00:18:01,079 --> 00:18:03,540 Isn’t this great? Okay, alright, I get it.
- 00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:08,629 What? Shit.
- 00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:10,798 Knock yourself out.
- 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:15,385 Listen, Rick to Rick, he’s got the weapon plans.
- 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,137 Buddy, nip this in the bud.
- 00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:20,849 He’s fourteen, what’s gonna happen the next time he gets mad at grandpa?
- 00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:24,895 Let’s do this then.
- 00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:27,940 You’re welcome, by the way.
- 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,359 I made you. I showed you infinity.
- 00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,070 And what did you do with it?
- 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:36,990 Hang out with my grandson, raise echoes of my daughter?
- 00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:40,410 What’s your life without me?
- 00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:42,538 Let’s find out.
- 00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:48,001 Admit it! You would’ve been me.
- 00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:53,048 I just walked into your garage before you walked into mine.
- 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,051 But eventually you did!
- 00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:59,221 You lived in my house!
- 00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:12,025 What are you doing?
- 00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:24,079 Pretty cool visual. You’re missing it.
- 00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:26,540 We don’t have to talk. This didn’t make us friends.
- 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:30,878 There’s our guy.
- 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:34,423 Rick! Is it over? Is he...
- 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,758 Not exactly an "alive" amount of blood.
- 00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:41,471 How’s it feel? Better? No? Exactly the same?
- 00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:45,058 It always does. Hope you’re happy with your choice.
- 00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:46,643 - Fuck off. - I’m gonna.
- 00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:49,146 Just don’t force me to improve on the design.
- 00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:52,316 I can end the Rick experiment anytime I want.
- 00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:54,067 Why threaten? Why not just do it?
- 00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:58,155 Because using a weapon like this doesn’t get you left alone, Morty.
- 00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:01,199 Think I want a bunch of, vengeful Summers coming after me?
- 00:20:01,825 --> 00:20:04,870 You are a little different though Rick. Maybe I can use that someday.
- 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:07,664 Seriously though. Fuck you.
- 00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:09,625 Don’t come after me. It won’t go well.
- 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,800 Are you okay?
- 00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:20,427 Yeah.
- 00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:26,600 Man, when those drones uncloaked back there,
- 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,477 <i>I was like, oh shit, this is...</i>
- 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,145 <i>we’re fucked, we’re toast!</i>
- 00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:31,355 But then you...
- 00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:53,353 Mama who’s that man in our picture?
- 00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:54,479 Honey, that’s...
- 00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:59,568 That’s your father. You don’t remember your father?
- 00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:02,279 Yeah!
- 00:00:04,570 --> 00:00:07,280 Классное приключение. Мне снова пришлось залезть в жопу.
- 00:00:07,300 --> 00:00:09,020 Отлично, снова этот спор?
- 00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:11,820 Дай угадаю, ты просто уйдёшь или надуешь губы.
- 00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:14,930 Ты возомнил себя всезнайкой, Рик, а по сути ты - восьмилетка-переросток.
- 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:17,480 Мне это надоело! Ты либо в деле, либо нет, Морти.
- 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:19,950 Бесят твои бестолковые угрозы.
- 00:00:20,100 --> 00:00:21,600 Не нравится? Пиздуй нахуй.
- 00:00:22,860 --> 00:00:24,260 А знаешь, ты прав.
- 00:00:24,690 --> 00:00:26,440 Прости, что требую слишком многого.
- 00:00:27,070 --> 00:00:28,400 Как насчёт выпить?
- 00:00:38,910 --> 00:00:39,970 Привет, Морти.
- 00:00:39,990 --> 00:00:40,670 Привет, Рик.
- 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:42,030 Уже нажрался?
- 00:00:42,050 --> 00:00:43,680 Ты ж мой дружбан, ты в курсе?
- 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:47,710 Только ты и я, Морти. Рик и Морти на сотни лет.
- 00:00:48,130 --> 00:00:48,730 Навсегда.
- 00:00:48,750 --> 00:00:49,630 Да, дружище.
- 00:00:49,630 --> 00:00:53,220 Рик и Морти. На сотни лет. Навсегда.
- 00:00:55,220 --> 00:00:57,410 Отвали от меня. Что ты делаешь?
- 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:07,870 Повязка на глаз? Вы же в курсе, как мы относимся к пиратам.
- 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:23,170 О господи!
- 00:01:34,690 --> 00:01:36,150 Попытка самоубийства предотвращена.
- 00:01:44,940 --> 00:01:50,110 Покажите, на что способны, ублюдки. Убейте меня! Давайте! Давайте!
- 00:01:58,420 --> 00:02:00,130 Вакуум власти. Цитадель проводит первые выборы.
- 00:02:04,550 --> 00:02:05,060 Да!
- 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:06,020 Отлично.
- 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:47,100 Получилось! Теперь нам открыто бесконечное количество вселенных.
- 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:47,850 Ура!
- 00:02:47,870 --> 00:02:50,550 Получается, что бесконечное количество семей тоже так может?
- 00:02:50,550 --> 00:02:53,010 Милая, бесконечное количество семей не может изобрести первый в мире...
- 00:02:53,510 --> 00:02:57,840 Да! Получилось! Вы представляете, какие возможности нам теперь открыты?
- 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:00,390 Получилось! Лучший отец на свете!
- 00:04:01,990 --> 00:04:05,050 Какие ужасы бесконечности вы повидали сегодня, сэр?
- 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:08,960 Очередной день в раю.
- 00:04:18,270 --> 00:04:19,740 Нарушена целостность кривой.
- 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,030 Источник перебоя.
- 00:04:21,050 --> 00:04:22,140 Ёб твою мать.
- 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:26,080 Не самый скрытный подход к делу,
- 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:28,980 но если он не знает, что я на него охочусь, то он того не стоит.
- 00:04:28,980 --> 00:04:31,280 Приятно наблюдать, что ты иногда выбираешься из подвала.
- 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:33,980 Пусть ты и не убил версию себя, которая убила твою жену,
- 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,320 но брошенные усилия идут тебе на пользу.
- 00:04:36,340 --> 00:04:39,650 Спасибо, приятель. Радует, что твоя планка душевного равновесия опустилась ниже моей.
- 00:04:39,650 --> 00:04:41,460 Мощный ветер расправил наши паруса, детка!
- 00:04:48,250 --> 00:04:52,490 Соединяешь измерения, чтобы собрать все мои обманки? Не самая свежая идея,
- 00:04:52,510 --> 00:04:55,340 но изобретательность такого отсосного Рика
- 00:04:55,750 --> 00:04:56,880 даже впечатляет.
- 00:04:57,880 --> 00:04:59,050 Какого хера ты творишь?
- 00:04:59,050 --> 00:05:01,720 Чёрт! Злой Морти! М-мне сбегать за сетью?
- 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:02,440 Да!
- 00:05:03,090 --> 00:05:04,470 Ща Морти сбегает за сетью.
- 00:05:04,490 --> 00:05:06,230 Погоди. Это то, о чём я подумал?
- 00:05:06,470 --> 00:05:08,350 Ещё бы. Я всегда прав.
- 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:12,340 По сути, ты делаешь гидроразрыв Центральной Конечной Кривой, чтобы выловить версию себя?
- 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,770 Ты же вроде должен превратиться в огурец.
- 00:05:14,770 --> 00:05:18,070 Тебе какая разница, что я делаю с Кривой? Ты же съебать хотел.
- 00:05:18,070 --> 00:05:19,570 Я прям твой фанат.
- 00:05:19,570 --> 00:05:23,410 Ты прав, я здесь не живу, поэтому я в шоке, что ты умудряешься меня беспокоить.
- 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:25,200 Неужели у ударных волн такая дальность?
- 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:26,580 Господи, ты комплимент услышал?
- 00:05:26,580 --> 00:05:29,130 У мартышки, трахающей дробовик, тоже большая дальность.
- 00:05:29,260 --> 00:05:30,910 - И это твоя матрица сканирования? - Не трожь!
- 00:05:30,910 --> 00:05:32,920 Зачем её трогать, если я не хочу делать её лучше?
- 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:33,840 Лучше?
- 00:05:33,860 --> 00:05:37,670 Ты бьёшь по бесконечным мишеням. Хотя бы сделай фильтр для статических вероятностей.
- 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:39,300 Да я и собирался.
- 00:05:40,190 --> 00:05:42,280 Я не нашёл сеть. М-может пристрелим его?
- 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:45,220 Ты реально думаешь, что этот говнюк с ухмылкой отключил силовое поле?
- 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:46,680 Да, послушай дедулю, Морти.
- 00:05:47,830 --> 00:05:49,640 Было бы глупо не проверить.
- 00:05:51,770 --> 00:05:53,910 Я не собираюсь каждый раз сдавать позиции.
- 00:05:54,690 --> 00:05:56,080 Ты что-то поменял?
- 00:05:56,100 --> 00:05:58,340 Он ставит фильтр для статических вероятностей.
- 00:05:59,060 --> 00:06:00,390 Ты ещё здесь?
- 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:02,090 А ты его подстрекаешь?
- 00:06:02,110 --> 00:06:02,620 Что?
- 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:05,110 Видишь?
- 00:06:09,740 --> 00:06:10,810 Это он самый?
- 00:06:10,830 --> 00:06:11,480 Возможно.
- 00:06:11,790 --> 00:06:13,580 То есть, он отличается от остальных?
- 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:16,540 Так и есть. Но это не значит, что он - тот самый. Вдруг это ловушка.
- 00:06:16,540 --> 00:06:19,050 Я объясню. Он переживает, что это реально ваша цель,
- 00:06:19,050 --> 00:06:20,840 и теперь ему придётся поблагодарить меня.
- 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:23,380 Ты это серьёзно? Нарцисс мелкий!
- 00:06:23,380 --> 00:06:25,000 Чувак. Это буквально стеклянный дом.
- 00:06:25,020 --> 00:06:26,220 Думаешь, ты лучше, чем я?
- 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:27,510 Господи, очень надеюсь!
- 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:29,640 Хотите непрошеное мнение?
- 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:30,190 Нет!
- 00:06:30,210 --> 00:06:30,970 Морти, нет!
- 00:06:32,730 --> 00:06:33,880 Что-то новенькое.
- 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:42,610 - Да! Отлично! - Господи.
- 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:43,030 Блядь.
- 00:06:43,050 --> 00:06:44,400 Есть в этом свои плюсы.
- 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:47,240 Перед смертью Злой Морти узнает, что значит ошибиться.
- 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,270 Ты прав. Надо было просто грохнуть тебя, а не трепаться.
- 00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:51,580 Что это за место?
- 00:06:51,580 --> 00:06:54,960 Наверное, коробка для хранения Риков, которые близко подобрались к главгаду.
- 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:57,580 Ты сделал вывод на основе своих действий? Вы же все одинаковые.
- 00:06:57,580 --> 00:07:01,940 Я сделал вывод на основе тематически-разных Риков, которые стоят за пределами твоего поля зрения.
- 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:04,020 Свежее мяско.
- 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:05,170 Определись, приятель.
- 00:07:05,170 --> 00:07:07,970 Да. Нельзя использовать реплику про свеже мясо, скрываясь в тени.
- 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:10,350 Вы попали сюда также, как и мы? Пока охотились на Рика Прайма?
- 00:07:10,350 --> 00:07:12,310 Как ты попал сюда с двумя Морти?
- 00:07:12,330 --> 00:07:15,640 Привязанность погубит тебя, братан. Это я понял, пока гонялся за этим парнем.
- 00:07:15,660 --> 00:07:19,460 Вместо того, чтобы рикбъяснять, как мы оказались в ловушке для тараканов, лучше соберём сведения.
- 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:20,520 Кто оказался тут первым?
- 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:24,130 Я. Выбил трёх клонов и вытащил этот выигрышный билет.
- 00:07:24,190 --> 00:07:26,070 Ух ты. Трёх.
- 00:07:26,300 --> 00:07:27,910 Он убил мою жену.
- 00:07:27,930 --> 00:07:28,660 Мы в курсе.
- 00:07:30,870 --> 00:07:32,980 Сукин сын! Ты убил мою жену!
- 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:38,530 И это всё? В этом суть пытки?
- 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:41,650 Похоже, вас набралось для нового предствления.
- 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:45,090 Ну или здесь оказался один тяжёлый Рик. Тут всё автоматическое,
- 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:47,990 и я упомянул это специально, чтобы стало ещё унизительнее.
- 00:07:48,300 --> 00:07:49,220 Погнали!
- 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:52,870 Если вы это видите, то вы - это я, только хуже.
- 00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:56,350 Но вы возомнили себя лучшей версией, поэтому я и убил вашу любимую Дайэн.
- 00:07:56,640 --> 00:08:00,310 Отчасти, чтобы потравить вам душу, но в основном чтобы записать всего одно сообщение.
- 00:08:00,310 --> 00:08:03,550 Вы могли заметить, что исчезла не только лично ваша Дайэн.
- 00:08:03,820 --> 00:08:06,740 Она была стёрта из каждой вселенной по всей бесконечности.
- 00:08:06,740 --> 00:08:08,460 И, наверное, вы думаете для чего?
- 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:09,700 Лучше узнать как.
- 00:08:09,700 --> 00:08:13,410 Дайэн была стёрта настолько крутым оружием, что у него нет названия.
- 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:14,470 Устройство Омега.
- 00:08:14,490 --> 00:08:16,870 Лошары называют его Устройством Омега.
- 00:08:16,870 --> 00:08:18,140 Название я услышал от лошары.
- 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:19,290 И это моё оружие.
- 00:08:19,290 --> 00:08:21,460 Но вы сами виноваты в том, что я применил его на ней.
- 00:08:21,460 --> 00:08:25,550 Если хотите увидеть Рика, который испоганил вам жизнь, то оглянитесь вокруг. Вас тут много.
- 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:27,590 Так что давайте заключим сделку.
- 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:29,510 Один из вас получит свою Дайэн.
- 00:08:29,530 --> 00:08:31,070 Он лжёт! Он лжёт!
- 00:08:31,090 --> 00:08:34,870 Всего лишь-то нужно остаться последним Риком.
- 00:08:42,220 --> 00:08:44,650 Тебе полегчало? Он не может её вернуть.
- 00:08:50,980 --> 00:08:52,740 Погодите-погодите. Я хороший Рик.
- 00:08:54,870 --> 00:08:55,770 Нет, спасибо.
- 00:08:55,790 --> 00:08:56,740 Какой же ты мудак!
- 00:08:56,740 --> 00:08:58,160 Мы бы могли объединить усилия.
- 00:08:58,370 --> 00:09:01,330 Вообще-то я настолько хороший, что врать не стану.
- 00:09:01,330 --> 00:09:03,020 Я собирался убить вас, ребята.
- 00:09:09,740 --> 00:09:10,410 О, привет.
- 00:09:10,430 --> 00:09:11,630 Давай, Рик! Стреляй.
- 00:09:11,630 --> 00:09:13,180 Ты же хотел объединить усилия.
- 00:09:13,180 --> 00:09:14,330 Чтобы ты смог убить его.
- 00:09:14,350 --> 00:09:15,930 И меня называют Злым Морти.
- 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:18,980 Выбраться из коробки проще всего, когда выбиваешься из её формата.
- 00:09:18,980 --> 00:09:21,310 Мы оба ненавидим Рика Прайма сильнее, чем друг друга.
- 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:22,130 С чего ты взял?
- 00:09:22,150 --> 00:09:23,020 Он самый плохой Рик.
- 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:25,430 Тоже мне. Из говна конфетку не сделаешь.
- 00:09:27,940 --> 00:09:29,670 Ого! Суровый дядя.
- 00:09:29,690 --> 00:09:31,990 Ч-что значит, из говна конфетку не сделаешь?
- 00:09:34,570 --> 00:09:35,740 - Твою мать! - Твою мать!
- 00:09:35,740 --> 00:09:39,000 Похоже, он не ладит с другими людьми. Давайте просто грохнем его?
- 00:09:39,020 --> 00:09:39,910 - Давай. - Ага.
- 00:09:46,630 --> 00:09:47,870 Молодец, последний Рик.
- 00:09:48,210 --> 00:09:50,810 А если там один очень толстый Рик, то отличная кардионагрузка.
- 00:09:51,010 --> 00:09:54,370 А теперь главный сюжетный поворот. Получишь ли ты свою Дайэн?
- 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:57,350 В действительности нет, потому что моё оружие работает всегда.
- 00:09:57,350 --> 00:09:58,680 Это называется талант.
- 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:02,480 Но у меня есть Дайэн, которая будет с тобой до конца твоих дней.
- 00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:06,290 И эта смерть наступит очень быстро, когда всё здесь перезапустится.
- 00:10:10,190 --> 00:10:11,100 Рик?
- 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:11,940 Привет, Дайэн.
- 00:10:12,610 --> 00:10:15,870 Ты мне так паршиво отлизывал!
- 00:10:15,870 --> 00:10:18,900 Обидные слова, но отрицать не буду, тогда я был молод и зелен.
- 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,330 Как я скучаю по этому лицу.
- 00:10:25,290 --> 00:10:29,340 Рик? Ты не говорил, что он убил твою жену во всех вселенных.
- 00:10:29,340 --> 00:10:31,100 Да, теперь я тоже хочу с ним повидаться.
- 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:32,550 Давайте не будем об этом.
- 00:10:32,770 --> 00:10:36,110 Мне всегда казалось, что твой член странно пахнет.
- 00:10:36,140 --> 00:10:37,050 И об этом.
- 00:10:42,310 --> 00:10:46,810 Ну же, милый, чмокни моё привидение.
- 00:10:51,820 --> 00:10:52,900 Берёшь её с собой?
- 00:10:56,050 --> 00:10:59,550 Ух ты! Кажется, мы прошли испытание коробкой.
- 00:11:00,350 --> 00:11:02,620 Не говори "гоп", пока не перепрыгнешь, Морти.
- 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:03,790 Я тут не причём.
- 00:11:03,790 --> 00:11:06,330 Ладно, валим, пока не завершилась зачистка.
- 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,960 Что думаешь? Саб-эфирный барьер, блокирующий портальную жидкость?
- 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:12,380 Нет, моя бы сработала.
- 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:13,420 Дай-ка сюда.
- 00:11:18,340 --> 00:11:20,430 Не истери, я кое-что поправлю.
- 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:21,930 Два пишем, три в уме.
- 00:11:22,260 --> 00:11:23,370 Нужен какой-нибудь вектор.
- 00:11:23,390 --> 00:11:24,470 Да я в курсе.
- 00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:26,890 Жижа! Жижа из ловушки.
- 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,240 Давайте! Валим отсюда!
- 00:11:38,910 --> 00:11:42,990 Господи, какая жесть! Я в шоке, что ты чему-то там радовался.
- 00:11:42,990 --> 00:11:46,370 Вот чему я рад. Очевидно, что оттуда ещё никто не сбегал.
- 00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:49,500 Опять будешь гоняться за ним? Ничему тебя жизнь не учит.
- 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,250 Чувак, ты можешь свалить.
- 00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:52,630 Ты прав, я могу.
- 00:11:52,650 --> 00:11:54,090 Оружие, Морти.
- 00:11:54,790 --> 00:11:57,210 Он знает, что если какая-то штука может стереть человека из всех измерений,
- 00:11:57,230 --> 00:11:59,770 то может стереть и его.
- 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,030 Охренеть!
- 00:12:05,050 --> 00:12:06,020 Так это он?
- 00:12:07,290 --> 00:12:08,000 Задолбал.
- 00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:10,480 Что поделать? Я сорванец! Морти, тебе со мной нельзя.
- 00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:14,090 Злой Морти, не мешайся. Я убью своего заклятого врага! Рик погнал!
- 00:12:17,220 --> 00:12:18,220 Какой он странный.
- 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:20,570 Значит, Рик прав? Ты боишься этого оружия?
- 00:12:20,590 --> 00:12:24,180 Что будет, когда Рик реально убьёт его? Об этом не думал?
- 00:12:24,490 --> 00:12:25,650 Может, потом убьёт себя.
- 00:12:25,670 --> 00:12:26,540 Какой ты говнюк!
- 00:12:26,540 --> 00:12:28,960 Ну да, я же не "хороший" Морти.
- 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:31,550 Идёшь или нет? Мне всё равно.
- 00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:38,570 Бля.
- 00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:40,920 Если честно, я был уверен, что ты пойдёшь.
- 00:12:40,940 --> 00:12:42,100 Не-не, я собирался.
- 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:45,320 Я-я героически шагнул к порталу, но он закрылся.
- 00:12:45,340 --> 00:12:46,280 Да-да, идём.
- 00:12:49,390 --> 00:12:51,810 Прааааааайм!
- 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:54,470 Вот блин.
- 00:12:54,580 --> 00:12:55,370 В чём дело?
- 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:56,860 Он снова его построил.
- 00:12:58,420 --> 00:12:59,510 Впечатляет.
- 00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:03,180 Да, он - это я, но с кучей свободного времени. Что ж, парковку я не вижу.
- 00:13:06,990 --> 00:13:09,080 Переведи дух и избавь меня от хвоста.
- 00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:11,440 Если умрёшь, я заберу твоё барахло.
- 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:14,600 Гадость.
- 00:13:19,970 --> 00:13:21,450 Что ж, круто. За дело.
- 00:13:21,470 --> 00:13:22,340 Твою мать.
- 00:13:22,340 --> 00:13:24,350 А что? Только тебе можно убирать конкурентов?
- 00:13:24,350 --> 00:13:25,100 Ты притащил Морти?
- 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:27,670 За него я не переживаю. Я же злой.
- 00:13:29,790 --> 00:13:31,750 Рик? А это...
- 00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:34,860 А ничего мелкого построить нельзя? Удивительно, что он не...
- 00:13:34,860 --> 00:13:35,890 Ладно, погнали!
- 00:13:35,910 --> 00:13:36,650 - А вот и он. - Ага.
- 00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:39,070 Чувак с женой. Рик с мёртвой жёнушкой!
- 00:13:39,070 --> 00:13:41,070 Он просто не знает, когда надо остановиться.
- 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,490 Я тебя захуярю.
- 00:13:42,490 --> 00:13:45,570 Ты притащил с собой двух Морти? Это что, твоя группа поддержки?
- 00:13:45,570 --> 00:13:47,240 Мы сами себя притащили, урод.
- 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:50,080 Скажу честно, чувак с жёнушкой, скучаю по временам, когда были только ты, да я.
- 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:53,540 Единственные Рики, которые изобрели портальные путешествия.
- 00:13:53,540 --> 00:13:56,130 Больше никто не собирался заявиться попозже? Как твоя тачка.
- 00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,190 Понятно, почему он тебя бесит.
- 00:13:59,210 --> 00:14:00,990 По голосу наша жена.
- 00:14:01,010 --> 00:14:04,200 Звучит, как ёбаный робот, но это точно её голос.
- 00:14:04,230 --> 00:14:06,010 Сентиментальненький ты наш.
- 00:14:06,890 --> 00:14:09,100 Вот это правильный подход. Я бы тоже так сделал.
- 00:14:14,230 --> 00:14:17,730 Кстати, я прокачал эту штуку. В новой версии больше одного заряда.
- 00:14:17,730 --> 00:14:19,610 Теперь я могу стереть всю твою семью.
- 00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:22,240 Одного за другим, пока ты наконец-то не усвоишь урок.
- 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:24,150 Не усвоишь, конечно, а потом я убью и тебя.
- 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:29,120 Но сделаю это по старинке.
- 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,660 Что ж, пора убивать семью.
- 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:34,110 Начнём с малого. Но он тоже как родной.
- 00:14:34,710 --> 00:14:36,380 Где я? Два Рика?
- 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,590 Где моя жена? Я был со своей женой!
- 00:14:38,590 --> 00:14:40,210 Дядюшка Слоу!
- 00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:42,910 Какой нахуй дядя Слоу? Сломёбиус?
- 00:14:42,940 --> 00:14:44,490 Да, мне тоже будет больно.
- 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:48,390 Нет!
- 00:14:48,410 --> 00:14:51,910 Нет!
- 00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:05,400 Худшего времени для этих сил и не придумаешь.
- 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,150 Он просто растянул свою смерть.
- 00:15:07,170 --> 00:15:08,090 Я тебя убью!
- 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:42,140 Сканирование мозга. Нож.
- 00:15:43,390 --> 00:15:44,280 Пушка на запястье.
- 00:15:45,390 --> 00:15:46,510 Куато Рик.
- 00:15:46,650 --> 00:15:47,520 Невозможно отсканировать.
- 00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:45,600 Что ж, мой родной внук.
- 00:16:45,710 --> 00:16:49,760 Всё это так странно. Мы пытаемся убить друг друга.
- 00:16:49,790 --> 00:16:52,430 Вот блин. Н-ну, я рад знакомству.
- 00:16:52,450 --> 00:16:55,750 Что ж, я перейду сразу к делу или...
- 00:16:57,770 --> 00:16:59,500 Клёвый внук.
- 00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:02,650 Херовый дед.
- 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:09,030 Почему на мне повязка? Погоди, мы футболками обменялись?
- 00:17:09,130 --> 00:17:10,740 Да. Спасибо за помощь.
- 00:17:11,570 --> 00:17:15,240 Рик, у нас получилось! З-злой Морти разделался с ним.
- 00:17:15,740 --> 00:17:17,290 Рик? Рик?
- 00:17:19,870 --> 00:17:21,880 Так, паршивцы, никуда не уходите.
- 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:28,650 Ладно. Кажется, я понял...
- 00:17:30,590 --> 00:17:34,800 Убиваешь мои копии? Зачёт. Так ты типа злой Морти, типа умный.
- 00:17:36,410 --> 00:17:39,580 Никогда не был фанатом сайдкиков, но теперь вижу плюсы.
- 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,850 Работа нужна? Будем с тобой, как Бэтмен и Робин.
- 00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:44,060 Робин мне не нужен.
- 00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:48,970 Так серьёзно, что за фигня? Ты что, будешь вопить "вот блин", пока я не сдохну?
- 00:17:49,630 --> 00:17:50,520 Скачивание...
- 00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:51,550 Чертежи сопливый СПИД версия 2.
- 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:54,320 Не нужны тебе эти чертежи, приятель. Они для взрослых.
- 00:17:54,630 --> 00:17:55,240 Ага.
- 00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:03,750 Ну разве не здорово? Ладно, я всё понимаю.
- 00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:08,850 Что? Твою мать.
- 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:10,800 Развлекайся.
- 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:15,470 Слушай, скажу тебе, как Рик Рику, он получил чертежи оружия.
- 00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:17,240 Дружище, пресеки проблему в корне.
- 00:18:17,470 --> 00:18:20,980 Ему четырнадцать. Что будет в следующий раз, когда он разозлится на деда?
- 00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:24,900 Что ж, ну давай.
- 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:30,360 Кстати, можешь не благодарить. Я создал тебя, показал тебе бесконечность.
- 00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,170 И как ты использовал эти знания?
- 00:18:33,710 --> 00:18:37,100 Тусуешься с моим внуком, воспитываешь отголоски моей дочери?
- 00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:40,410 Как ты будешь жить без меня?
- 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:42,540 Сейчас узнаем.
- 00:18:46,170 --> 00:18:48,000 Признай. Ты бы стал мною.
- 00:18:49,460 --> 00:18:53,050 Я просто зашёл в твой гараж раньше, чем ты зашёл в мой.
- 00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:56,050 Но в итоге ты всё-таки пришёл.
- 00:18:56,890 --> 00:18:59,220 Ты жил в моём доме!
- 00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:12,030 Что ты делаешь?
- 00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:12,960 Сброс ядра.
- 00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:24,080 Клёвые зрелище. Ты всё пропускаешь.
- 00:19:24,450 --> 00:19:26,540 Необязательно общаться, мы не друзья.
- 00:19:29,810 --> 00:19:30,860 А вот и наш человек.
- 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:34,420 Рик! Всё кончено? Он... он...
- 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,820 Судя по количество крови, не совсем "живой".
- 00:19:37,550 --> 00:19:41,560 Ну и как тебе? Лучше? Нет? Всё также?
- 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:45,060 Да, как обычно. Надеюсь, ты доволен своим выбором.
- 00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:45,770 Съебись.
- 00:19:45,870 --> 00:19:49,150 Собираюсь. Но не вынуждай меня улучшать конструкцию.
- 00:19:49,460 --> 00:19:52,300 Я могу покончить с экспериментов Рика в любой момент.
- 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,050 К чему угрозы? Проще сразу сделать.
- 00:19:54,070 --> 00:19:58,160 Потому что такое оружие не принесёт покоя, Морти.
- 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:01,320 Чтобы потом кучка мстящих Саммер явилась за мной?
- 00:20:01,830 --> 00:20:05,000 Хотя ты отличаешься от других, Рик. Возможно, когда-нибудь мне это пригодится.
- 00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:09,790 Если серьёзно, то идите в пизду. Не ищите меня, или всё закончится плохо.
- 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,940 Ты... ты в порядке?
- 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:20,430 Да.
- 00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:26,600 Фух блин, когда появились все эти дроны,
- 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:30,150 я подумал "Охереть, ну всё... нам пиздец, нам крышка".
- 00:20:30,150 --> 00:20:31,360 Ну а потом ты...
- 00:21:50,750 --> 00:21:53,330 Мама, а что это за человек на фотографии?
- 00:21:53,350 --> 00:21:54,480 Ой, милая, это...
- 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:59,570 Это... это ваш отец. Т-ты не помнишь папу?
- 00:22:00,140 --> 00:22:02,280 А... ну да.
- 00:22:09,130 --> 00:22:10,790 Не замедляйся.
- 00:00:04,170 --> 00:00:06,715 Wow, another adventure where I went up an ass.
- 00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:08,550 Oh, good, are we having this fight again?
- 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:10,260 L-let me guess, y-you're gonna leave or,
- 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:11,761 or throw a sulking fit?
- 00:00:11,761 --> 00:00:13,513 You think you know everything, Rick, but you're basically
- 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:14,472 just a giant 8-year-old.
- 00:00:14,472 --> 00:00:16,015 I'm not doing this anymore.
- 00:00:16,015 --> 00:00:17,726 Either you're in or you're out, Morty.
- 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:19,728 I'm tired of you weaponizing this half-assed threat.
- 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:22,313 You want out, then fucking quit!
- 00:00:22,313 --> 00:00:24,107 You know what, you're right.
- 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:26,359 Sorry to be such a high-maintenance Morty.
- 00:00:26,359 --> 00:00:28,611 Why don't I get you a drink?
- 00:00:30,613 --> 00:00:31,990 [ Crackling ]
- 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:37,787 [ Burps ]
- 00:00:37,787 --> 00:00:39,497 Oh, oh, hey, Morty!
- 00:00:39,497 --> 00:00:41,458 Hey, Rick. You drunk yet?
- 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:43,418 You're my little buddy, [burps] you know that?
- 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:45,170 I-it's you and me, Morty.
- 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:48,339 Rick and Morty, 100 years. Forever.
- 00:00:48,339 --> 00:00:52,177 Yeah, pal. Rick and Morty, 100 years.
- 00:00:52,177 --> 00:00:54,512 Forever.
- 00:00:54,512 --> 00:00:57,807 G-g-get off me. W-w-what are you doing?
- 00:00:57,807 --> 00:01:00,185 Ahhhh!
- 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:05,148 [ Bell chimes ]
- 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:06,316 An eye patch?
- 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:08,151 You know how we feel about pirates.
- 00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:10,069 [ Grunting ]
- 00:01:10,069 --> 00:01:11,821 [ Typing ]
- 00:01:11,821 --> 00:01:13,239 [ Panting ]
- 00:01:20,663 --> 00:01:22,123 [ Screaming ]
- 00:01:22,123 --> 00:01:25,668 Oh, my God! What is happening!
- 00:01:25,668 --> 00:01:29,005 [ Screaming ]
- 00:01:29,005 --> 00:01:37,180 {\an8}♪
- 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:38,848 [ Groans ]
- 00:01:39,974 --> 00:01:41,851 [ Beeps ]
- 00:01:41,851 --> 00:01:44,312 [ All shouting ]
- 00:01:44,312 --> 00:01:47,190 Do your worst you little bastards! Kill me!
- 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:50,360 Do it! Do it! [ Grunts ]
- 00:01:50,360 --> 00:02:03,206 {\an8}♪
- 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:05,542 [ Cheering ]
- 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:20,723 {\an8}♪
- 00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:22,767 [ Breathes deeply ]
- 00:02:22,767 --> 00:02:35,905 {\an8}♪
- 00:02:35,905 --> 00:02:37,740 [ Creature growling ]
- 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:43,538 {\an8}♪
- 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:46,875 It works! Now we can visit infinite universes!
- 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:48,293 Hooray! But doesn't that mean
- 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:50,086 infinite other families can do the same?
- 00:02:50,086 --> 00:02:52,964 Honey, infinite families don't invent the world's first--
- 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:54,549 [ All scream ] [ Chuckles ] It works!
- 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:56,718 Oh, do you realize how free and empowered
- 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:57,927 I just made us?
- 00:02:57,927 --> 00:02:59,220 [ All scream ] I did it!
- 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:00,763 Best father ever!
- 00:03:00,763 --> 00:03:01,890 [ All gasp ]
- 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:03,600 [ Creature roars ]
- 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,186 [ Snarling ]
- 00:03:07,186 --> 00:03:13,818 {\an8}♪
- 00:03:13,818 --> 00:03:16,112 [ Loud thudding ]
- 00:03:16,112 --> 00:03:20,950 {\an8}♪
- 00:03:20,950 --> 00:03:22,535 [ Gasping ]
- 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:25,872 {\an8}♪
- 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:28,124 [ Beeping ]
- 00:03:28,124 --> 00:03:30,585 {\an8}♪
- 00:03:30,585 --> 00:03:33,129 Ah!
- 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:35,798 [ Roars ]
- 00:03:35,798 --> 00:03:51,564 {\an8}♪
- 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:53,358 [ Beeping, whirring ]
- 00:03:53,358 --> 00:04:01,407 {\an8}♪
- 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:05,578 {\an8}And how were the horrors of the infinite today, sir?
- 00:04:05,578 --> 00:04:09,457 {\an8}Ahh, just another day in paradise.
- 00:04:09,457 --> 00:04:13,294 {\an8}[ Rumbling ]
- 00:04:13,294 --> 00:04:15,546 [ Snarling ]
- 00:04:20,551 --> 00:04:22,345 Motherfucker!
- 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:25,640 {\an8}Well, not the stealthiest technique,
- 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:27,475 {\an8}but if this guy doesn't know I'm hunting him,
- 00:04:27,475 --> 00:04:28,851 {\an8}he's not worth hunting.
- 00:04:28,851 --> 00:04:30,687 {\an8}It's just good to see you outside the subbasement.
- 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:32,605 {\an8}Even if you never kill the version of yourself
- 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:34,065 {\an8}that killed your wife.
- 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:35,525 {\an8}Giving it your best shot, it looks good on you.
- 00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:37,568 {\an8}Thanks, buddy. It means a lot that your bar
- 00:04:37,568 --> 00:04:39,028 {\an8}for mental health has gotten lower than mine.
- 00:04:39,028 --> 00:04:41,864 {\an8}A good wind stays under the wings, baby!
- 00:04:41,864 --> 00:04:43,741 {\an8}[ Whirring ]
- 00:04:47,578 --> 00:04:50,415 {\an8}Merging dimensions to consolidate my decoys, huh?
- 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:52,542 {\an8}Kind of-- first-thought, but the--
- 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:55,378 {\an8}craftsmanship, pretty impressive.
- 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:57,422 {\an8}For a lesser Rick.
- 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:58,589 {\an8}What the fuck are you doing?
- 00:04:58,589 --> 00:05:00,008 {\an8}Oh, shit! Evil Morty!
- 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:01,467 {\an8}Sho-should I grab the net?!
- 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:02,635 {\an8}Yes!
- 00:05:02,635 --> 00:05:03,886 {\an8}Hang tight, Morty's getting the net.
- 00:05:03,886 --> 00:05:05,680 {\an8}Wait. Is this what I think it is?
- 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:07,724 {\an8}Of course it is. Everything's what I think it is.
- 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:10,310 {\an8}You're basically fracking the Central Finite Curve
- 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,811 {\an8}to flush out a version of yourself?
- 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:14,313 {\an8}Shouldn't you be turning yourself into a pickle?
- 00:05:14,313 --> 00:05:15,815 {\an8}What do you care what I do to the Curve?
- 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:17,817 {\an8}I-I thought your whole gimmick was fucking off.
- 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:18,985 {\an8}Certainly what made me a fan.
- 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,570 {\an8}You're right, I don't live here,
- 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:22,864 {\an8}which is why it's insane that you're still bugging me.
- 00:05:22,864 --> 00:05:24,699 {\an8}The shockwaves have more range than I thought.
- 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:26,409 {\an8}Jesus, you heard a compliment?
- 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:28,703 {\an8}A monkey humping a shotgun has "more range than he thought."
- 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:30,204 {\an8}Look at this scan array. Don't touch!
- 00:05:30,204 --> 00:05:32,623 {\an8}Why would I touch it when I don't want it improved?
- 00:05:32,623 --> 00:05:33,750 {\an8}Improved?
- 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:35,334 {\an8}You're hitting infinite targets.
- 00:05:35,334 --> 00:05:37,336 {\an8}At least filter for probability stasis.
- 00:05:37,336 --> 00:05:39,338 {\an8}I was gonna. Duh.
- 00:05:39,338 --> 00:05:40,798 {\an8}[ Panting ] I can't find the net!
- 00:05:40,798 --> 00:05:42,008 {\an8}Sh-should we just shoot him?
- 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,718 {\an8}You really think a douche that smug
- 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:45,094 {\an8}doesn't keep a force field on?
- 00:05:45,094 --> 00:05:47,513 {\an8}Yeah, listen to Pop-Pop, Morty.
- 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:49,974 {\an8}Eh. I'd be an idiot if I didn't check.
- 00:05:49,974 --> 00:05:51,434 {\an8}Uh-huh.
- 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:53,603 {\an8}Well, I'm not gonna backpedal every time I do it.
- 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:55,605 {\an8}You changing something?
- 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:58,274 {\an8}He's filtering for probability stasis.
- 00:05:58,274 --> 00:06:00,151 {\an8}Ugh, are you still here?
- 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:01,986 {\an8}And are you just teeing him up now?
- 00:06:01,986 --> 00:06:03,946 What?
- 00:06:03,946 --> 00:06:05,698 See?
- 00:06:06,365 --> 00:06:09,327 [ Alarm ringing ]
- 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:11,079 Is that the guy? Probably.
- 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:12,914 You're acting like this one's different.
- 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:15,333 He is different. But different doesn't mean him.
- 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:16,834 Could be a trap. I'll explain.
- 00:06:16,834 --> 00:06:18,628 He's worried that it's actually your target
- 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:20,463 and he'd owe me credit for the kill.
- 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:21,798 Are you serious right now?
- 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:23,299 You little narcissist.
- 00:06:23,299 --> 00:06:24,592 Dude, literal glass house.
- 00:06:24,592 --> 00:06:25,968 You think you're better than me?
- 00:06:25,968 --> 00:06:27,512 Jesus, I hope so!
- 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:29,305 [ Clears throat ] Can I offer my two cents?
- 00:06:29,305 --> 00:06:32,141 No! Morty, no!
- 00:06:32,141 --> 00:06:34,477 Well, that's different.
- 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:36,813 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- 00:06:36,813 --> 00:06:40,691 [ Screaming ]
- 00:06:40,691 --> 00:06:42,527 Alright! Yes! Aw, jeez.
- 00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:44,028 Everybody look at the bright side.
- 00:06:44,028 --> 00:06:46,697 Evil Morty got to experience being wrong before he died.
- 00:06:46,697 --> 00:06:48,991 It's true, that's what I get for talking to you
- 00:06:48,991 --> 00:06:50,326 instead of killing you.
- 00:06:50,326 --> 00:06:52,453 What is this place? I assume a box to contain
- 00:06:52,453 --> 00:06:54,497 Ricks that get too close to the big guy.
- 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:56,332 Are you basing that on what you'd do?
- 00:06:56,332 --> 00:06:57,667 Since you're all the same.
- 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:59,544 I'm basing it on the ensemble of thematic Ricks
- 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:01,879 huddled opposite your POV.
- 00:07:01,879 --> 00:07:03,422 [ Whistles ] Fresh meat.
- 00:07:03,422 --> 00:07:04,757 Pick a lane, buddy.
- 00:07:04,757 --> 00:07:06,342 Yeah, you can't do the "Fresh Meat" line
- 00:07:06,342 --> 00:07:07,468 while cowering in shadow.
- 00:07:07,468 --> 00:07:09,095 You get here same way we did?
- 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:10,346 Hunting Rick Prime?
- 00:07:10,346 --> 00:07:12,181 How did you arrive with two Mortys?
- 00:07:12,181 --> 00:07:13,558 Attachment is death, bro.
- 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:15,184 That's what I've learned chasing this guy.
- 00:07:15,184 --> 00:07:17,061 Instead of Ricksplaining how we all ended up
- 00:07:17,061 --> 00:07:18,855 in a Roach Motel, let's pool some data.
- 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:20,356 Who got here first?
- 00:07:20,356 --> 00:07:23,860 Me. I knocked off three clones for this door prize.
- 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:26,028 Oh, wow, three.
- 00:07:26,028 --> 00:07:27,530 He killed my wife!
- 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:29,031 All: We know.
- 00:07:29,031 --> 00:07:31,367 [ Groans ] You son of a bitch!
- 00:07:31,367 --> 00:07:33,035 You killed my wife!
- 00:07:33,035 --> 00:07:35,580 [ Bullet ricocheting ]
- 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:38,249 Is it just this? Is this the torture?
- 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:39,709 [ Whirring ]
- 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:41,878 Looks like there's enough of you to start the next ride!
- 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:43,462 That or just one really heavy Rick.
- 00:07:43,462 --> 00:07:45,464 This whole thing is automated, which I do point out
- 00:07:45,464 --> 00:07:47,758 specifically to enhance the humiliation.
- 00:07:47,758 --> 00:07:49,051 Here we go!
- 00:07:49,051 --> 00:07:50,595 [ All scream ] If you're seeing this,
- 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:52,430 you're me, except, you know, less.
- 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:53,890 But you acted like you were better,
- 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:56,267 so I killed your beloved Diane.
- 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:57,643 Partly to devastate you,
- 00:07:57,643 --> 00:07:59,770 mostly so I only have to record one message.
- 00:07:59,770 --> 00:08:01,189 Some of you may have noticed
- 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:02,982 that it's not just your Diane that's gone.
- 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:06,402 She's also been erased from every universe across infinity.
- 00:08:06,402 --> 00:08:08,279 And you might be wondering why.
- 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:09,488 I'd rather hear how.
- 00:08:09,488 --> 00:08:11,073 Diane was wiped from all existence
- 00:08:11,073 --> 00:08:13,075 by The Weapon Too Cool for a Name.
- 00:08:13,075 --> 00:08:14,368 The Omega Device.
- 00:08:14,368 --> 00:08:16,329 Known to inferiors as The Omega Device.
- 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:17,705 I heard the name from an inferior.
- 00:08:17,705 --> 00:08:19,081 And it's my weapon.
- 00:08:19,081 --> 00:08:20,750 But it's your fault I had to use it on her.
- 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:23,211 So if you want to see the Rick that ruined your life,
- 00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:25,463 look around. There's so many of you.
- 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:27,006 But that's why I want to make a deal.
- 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:28,925 One of you is going to get your Diane back.
- 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:30,551 He's lying. He's lying!
- 00:08:30,551 --> 00:08:34,847 All you have to do is be the last Rick left.
- 00:08:34,847 --> 00:08:37,642 [ Countdown chiming ]
- 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:41,687 [ Screams ]
- 00:08:41,687 --> 00:08:43,314 Got that out of your system?
- 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:44,440 He can't bring her back!
- 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:45,524 Ah!
- 00:08:45,524 --> 00:08:47,109 [ Groans ]
- 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:50,321 [ Grunting ]
- 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:53,574 Wait, wait, wait! I'm a nice Rick.
- 00:08:53,574 --> 00:08:54,784 [ Grunting ]
- 00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:56,452 Eh. Pass. You're such a dick!
- 00:08:56,452 --> 00:08:57,954 We could've worked together!
- 00:08:57,954 --> 00:09:00,790 Actually, I'm nice enough to not lie about this.
- 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,959 I was definitely gonna kill you guys.
- 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,252 Ah!
- 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:07,338 [ Chiming ]
- 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:10,591 Oh, hey, guys. I'm clear, Rick!
- 00:09:10,591 --> 00:09:11,884 Take the shot!
- 00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:13,302 I thought you wanted to "work together."
- 00:09:13,302 --> 00:09:14,553 Just until you could kill him!
- 00:09:14,553 --> 00:09:16,389 And they call me Evil Morty.
- 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:17,682 The easiest way out of any box
- 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:19,308 is to be the least shaped like a box.
- 00:09:19,308 --> 00:09:21,143 We both hate Rick Prime more than each other anyway.
- 00:09:21,143 --> 00:09:22,562 Where'd you get that? He's the worst Rick.
- 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:25,731 Big deal. The worst turd is a pizza.
- 00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:27,567 [ Grunting ]
- 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,110 Whoa! Tough customer.
- 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:32,822 How is the worst turd a-a pizza?
- 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:34,323 Ah!
- 00:09:34,323 --> 00:09:35,700 Oh, shit!
- 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,034 Seems like he doesn't play well with others.
- 00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:38,661 We all cool just killing this guy?
- 00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:40,705 Yeah. Uh-huh.
- 00:09:43,165 --> 00:09:44,792 [ Grunting ]
- 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,670 Rick Prime: Great job, final Rick!
- 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:50,589 Or if you were just one fat Rick, impressive cardio!
- 00:09:50,589 --> 00:09:52,258 And now the big reveal.
- 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:53,926 Do you get Diane back?
- 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:56,846 Not in any real sense, because when I build a weapon, it works.
- 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,222 It's called being talented.
- 00:09:58,222 --> 00:10:00,349 But I do have a Diane that promises to be
- 00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:01,976 with you until death.
- 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:03,519 But I'd get to the death part fast.
- 00:10:03,519 --> 00:10:06,939 You don't want to be in here when this place resets.
- 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:11,152 Rick?
- 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:12,320 Hey, Diane.
- 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:15,406 You sucked at eating pussy!
- 00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:16,782 Clearly just said to be hurtful,
- 00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:18,492 but I also won't deny it. I was young.
- 00:10:18,492 --> 00:10:20,703 [ Screams ]
- 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:22,246 God, I miss that face.
- 00:10:22,246 --> 00:10:23,539 Ah!
- 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,043 Rick, you never told me he killed
- 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,753 your wife across infinity.
- 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:30,713 Yeah, now I want to meet this guy, too.
- 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:32,631 I don't want to talk about this.
- 00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:35,885 I always thought your Dick smelled weird!
- 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:37,303 Or that.
- 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:39,513 [ Screams ]
- 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:46,562 [ Stuttering ] Come on b-baby, g-give my g-ghost a k-kiss.
- 00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:48,397 Mwah.
- 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,027 You taking her to go?
- 00:10:55,654 --> 00:10:57,031 Whoa!
- 00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:59,784 Looks like we survived the box.
- 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:02,078 You should count chickens professionally, Morty.
- 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:03,579 I didn't trigger that!
- 00:11:03,579 --> 00:11:06,916 Alright, let's bail before this oven self-cleans.
- 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,250 [ Whirring ]
- 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:09,752 What do you think? Subether barrier blocking
- 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:10,961 the portal fluid?
- 00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:12,421 Can't be that. Mine would get through it.
- 00:11:12,421 --> 00:11:14,965 Here, gimme that.
- 00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:19,887 Don't freak out. I'm gonna tweak this.
- 00:11:19,887 --> 00:11:21,764 Carry the two, hold the three...
- 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:22,932 You need some kind of vector.
- 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,141 I was getting there.
- 00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:25,393 [ Gasps ] The goo!
- 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,311 The goo from the trap!
- 00:11:29,897 --> 00:11:32,441 [ Whirring ]
- 00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:34,485 Come on, go, go, go!
- 00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:38,572 [ Grunts ]
- 00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:40,366 Whoa, jeez! That was insane!
- 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,618 I-I can't believe you were excited for that!
- 00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:43,953 I'm excited for this.
- 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:46,705 Clearly no one's escaped that place before.
- 00:11:46,705 --> 00:11:49,041 Really learned your lesson about chasing this guy.
- 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:50,918 Hey, man, you can leave now.
- 00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:52,294 That's true, I can.
- 00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:54,130 The weapon, Morty.
- 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,132 He knows a thing that wipes someone out across
- 00:11:56,132 --> 00:12:00,052 all dimensions could wipe <i>him</i> out across all dimensions.
- 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:04,473 Holy shit.
- 00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:06,642 So that's the guy?
- 00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:07,643 You're exhausting.
- 00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:09,019 Can't help it, I'm a rascal.
- 00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:10,187 Morty, you can't come!
- 00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:11,647 Evil Morty, stay out of my way!
- 00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:13,315 Gonna kill my nemesis!
- 00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:15,109 Rick out!
- 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,112 He's a weird guy.
- 00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:20,239 So Rick's right? You're afraid of the weapon?
- 00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:22,366 What happens if Rick actually kills this guy?
- 00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:23,951 You ever think about that?
- 00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:25,161 Maybe he'll kill himself next.
- 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:26,996 You're an asshole. Well, yeah.
- 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:29,290 I'm not "Good" Morty.
- 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:32,334 Come or don't. I don't care.
- 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,424 Oh. Shit.
- 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,759 Got to be honest, I totally thought you were coming.
- 00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:42,094 No, no, I- I was.
- 00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:43,804 I-I took a heroic step toward the portal,
- 00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:46,557 but then it closed. Yeah, yeah, come on.
- 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,104 Pri-i-i-i-i-i-me!
- 00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:54,356 Aw, man.
- 00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:55,691 A.I.: <i>What's up?</i>
- 00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:58,027 He built it again.
- 00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,445 <i>Pretty impressive.</i>
- 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:00,946 Well, yeah, he's me with free time.
- 00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:03,657 Alright, I don't see a place to park.
- 00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,704 Catch your breath and then keep that heat off my back.
- 00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:11,457 <i>If you die, I'm taking your stuff.</i>
- 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,044 Ugh, gross.
- 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,050 Alright, cool, let's do it.
- 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,343 God dammit!
- 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:23,886 What? No one can do undercuts but you?
- 00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:24,887 You brought Morty?
- 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,597 I'm not worried about him.
- 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:28,974 I'm evil!
- 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:31,519 Um, R-R-Rick? I-Is this...?
- 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,479 You guys don't do anything small, huh?
- 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:34,688 I'm surprised he hasn't--
- 00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:35,898 Rick Prime: Alright, here we go!
- 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,107 There it is. Yep.
- 00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:38,609 Wow, the Wife Guy! Dead Wife Rick!
- 00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:40,736 I'll tell you, this guy does not know when to quit.
- 00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:42,071 I'm gonna fucking kill you.
- 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,489 You brought two Mortys with you?
- 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,074 What? They're your cheering section?
- 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:46,617 We brought ourselves, asshole.
- 00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:49,411 Honestly, Wife Guy, I do miss when it was just us.
- 00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:53,040 The only two Ricks who actually invented portal travel.
- 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,084 Anyone else teed up to arrive later?
- 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:56,835 Like your car?
- 00:13:56,835 --> 00:13:58,921 A.I.: <i>I can see why you hate him.</i>
- 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,422 And she sounds like our wife!
- 00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:02,091 Like in a fucked-up robot way
- 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,926 but that's definitely her voice.
- 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,262 You sentimental lil fella.
- 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:09,598 Right, good instincts. I would've tried that, too.
- 00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:15,104 I upgraded this thing, by the way.
- 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,147 The new version can fire more than once.
- 00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:19,858 So now I can erase your whole family, one-by-one,
- 00:14:19,858 --> 00:14:21,610 until you finally learn your lesson.
- 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:24,196 Which you won't, so then I'll kill you, too.
- 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,824 [ Rumbling ]
- 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:29,785 I'll do that the old-fashioned way.
- 00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:31,704 Okay, family killin' time!
- 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,123 Let's start small. Still family though.
- 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,166 Where am I? Two Ricks?
- 00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,502 Where's my wife? I was just with my wife!
- 00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:39,962 Uncle Slo!
- 00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:41,630 What the-- Uncle Slo?
- 00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:42,923 Slo Mobius?
- 00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:45,050 Yeah, this one hurts me, too.
- 00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,844 [ Screams ]
- 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:51,140 [ Slow motion ] No-o-o-o-o-o!
- 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:56,145 [ Screams ]
- 00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:04,987 Kind of the worst possible time to use his powers.
- 00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:06,822 Just made the death happen slower.
- 00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:08,657 I'll kill you!
- 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,243 [ Grunting ]
- 00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:13,954 [ Grunting ]
- 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,916 [ Grunting ]
- 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,350 [ Grunts ]
- 00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,818 [ Grunts ]
- 00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:50,449 Ah!
- 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,243 [ Groans ]
- 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,335 [ Whirring ]
- 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,423 [ Whirring ]
- 00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:08,634 [ Grunts ]
- 00:16:09,968 --> 00:16:12,054 [ Grunting ]
- 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,559 [ Grunting ]
- 00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:22,606 [ Revving ]
- 00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:31,031 Aaah!
- 00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:45,295 So, uh, original grandson.
- 00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:46,755 This is super weird.
- 00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:49,258 Obviously we're, uh, both trying to kill each other.
- 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,760 Aw, jeez. Nice to meet you, I guess.
- 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:55,472 So, do we-- should I just get this over with or...?
- 00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:57,224 [ Groans ]
- 00:16:57,224 --> 00:17:00,310 Cool grandson.
- 00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:01,478 [ Groans ]
- 00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:03,313 Shitty grandpa.
- 00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:06,108 [ Groans ] Why am I wearing an eye patch?
- 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,610 And wait. Did we-- did we switch shirts?
- 00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:11,155 Yeah. Thanks for the assist.
- 00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:13,198 Rick, we-- we did it.
- 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,325 Evil Morty got him!
- 00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:17,911 Rick? Rick!
- 00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:20,831 [ Groans ] Alright, you two punks
- 00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:22,291 stay here.
- 00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:26,378 [ Groans ]
- 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:30,132 Okay, I think I'm getting the pic-- Ow!
- 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,884 Frying my backups, smart.
- 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,635 So you're like an evil Morty.
- 00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,929 A clever one. Ow!
- 00:17:35,929 --> 00:17:37,556 Alright, never been a sidekick guy,
- 00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,183 but I'm starting to see the value.
- 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,392 You want a job?
- 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:41,852 We could be like Batman and Robin.
- 00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,771 Eh, I don't need a Robin.
- 00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:44,897 [ Crackling ]
- 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,315 Okay, seriously, what is this?
- 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:49,026 What, are you gonna "aw-jeez" me to death?
- 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,905 Oh, you don't want those schematics, buddy.
- 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,323 Those are for grown ups.
- 00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:56,450 Uh-huh.
- 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,873 Oh, isn't this great? Okay, alright.
- 00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,416 I get it.
- 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:05,918 [ Groans, coughs ]
- 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,462 Oh. What? Oh, shit.
- 00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:11,965 Mm-hmm. Knock yourself out.
- 00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:15,219 Listen, Rick to Rick, he's got the weapon plans.
- 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,804 Buddy, nip this in the bud.
- 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:19,014 He's 14. What's gonna happen the next time
- 00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:21,266 he gets mad at grandpa?
- 00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:23,477 [ Laughs ]
- 00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,896 Let's do this then.
- 00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,397 You're welcome, by the way.
- 00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:29,942 I made you. I showed you infinity.
- 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,318 [ Grunts ]
- 00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:32,903 And what did you do with it?
- 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:36,698 Hang out with my grandson, raise echoes of my daughter?
- 00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:38,408 [ Grunting ] [ Laughs ]
- 00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:40,369 What's your life without me?
- 00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:42,830 Let's find out.
- 00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:45,582 [ Grunting, coughing ]
- 00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:47,835 Admit it. You would've been me.
- 00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,920 Ah!
- 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,255 I just walked into your garage
- 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,257 before you walked into mine!
- 00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:56,343 But eventually you did!
- 00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:59,596 You lived in my house!
- 00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:01,473 [ Grunting ]
- 00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:04,101 [ Laughing ]
- 00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:08,021 [ Grunts ]
- 00:19:10,148 --> 00:19:12,442 What-- what are you doing?
- 00:19:12,442 --> 00:19:14,611 [ Beeping ]
- 00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:19,116 [ Whirring ]
- 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,871 Pretty cool visual. You're missing it.
- 00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:27,291 {\an8}We don't have to talk. This didn't make us friends.
- 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,169 There's our guy. Rick!
- 00:19:31,169 --> 00:19:34,590 Is it over? Is-- is he...?
- 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:37,301 Not exactly an "alive" amount of blood.
- 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:38,802 How's it feel?
- 00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:40,137 Better? No?
- 00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,972 Exactly the same?
- 00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:43,390 Yeah, it always does.
- 00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:44,641 Hope you're happy with your choice.
- 00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:46,059 Fuck off. I'm gonna.
- 00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:48,770 Just don't force me to improve on the design.
- 00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:51,773 I can end the Rick experiment any time I want.
- 00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:53,567 Why threaten? Why not just do it?
- 00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,193 Because using a weapon like this
- 00:19:55,193 --> 00:19:57,571 doesn't get you left alone, Morty.
- 00:19:57,571 --> 00:20:01,241 Think I want a bunch of vengeful Summers coming after me?
- 00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:03,118 You are a little different though, Rick.
- 00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:05,871 Maybe I can use that someday.
- 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,122 Seriously though. Fuck you.
- 00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:10,250 Don't come after me. It won't go well.
- 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:19,301 Are-- are you okay?
- 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,053 Yeah.
- 00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:25,849 Phew, man, when those drones uncloaked back there,
- 00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:28,435 I was like, "Oh, shit, this is--
- 00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:31,313 We're fucked, we're toast!
- 00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:37,152 ♪ Look on down from the bridge ♪
- 00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:44,743 ♪ There's still fountains down there ♪
- 00:20:47,245 --> 00:20:52,042 ♪ Look on down from the bridge ♪
- 00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:57,714 ♪ It's still raining ♪
- 00:20:57,714 --> 00:21:00,092 ♪ Up here ♪
- 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:09,351 ♪ Everybody seems so far away from me ♪
- 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:17,943 ♪ Everybody just wants to be free ♪
- 00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:23,991 {\an8}♪ Look away from the sky ♪
- 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:28,203 {\an8}♪ It's no different ♪
- 00:21:28,203 --> 00:21:31,123 {\an8}♪ When you're leaving home ♪
- 00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:40,674 {\an8}♪ I can't be the same thing to you now ♪
- 00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:44,845 {\an8}♪ I'm just gone ♪
- 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:47,681 {\an8}♪ Just gone ♪
- 00:21:50,308 --> 00:21:53,061 Mama, who's that man in our picture?
- 00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:54,771 Oh, honey, that's...
- 00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:55,897 that's...
- 00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:57,149 That's your father.
- 00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,943 You-- you don't remember your father?
- 00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:02,988 Oh. Yeah.
- 00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:26,136 {\an8}♪
- 00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:28,430 [ Inaudible dialogue ]
- 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:43,528 {\an8}♪
- 00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:47,365 Did you get any of that?