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Ночная семейка
За завтраком пожилой учёный Рик Санчес показывает своей семье (дочери Бет[англ.], зятю Джерри[англ.], внуку Морти и внучке Саммер) «Сомнамбулятор» — устройство, которое может заставить их бессознательные тела выполнять различную работу, пока они спят. Тела, находящиеся под воздействием устройства, называются «Ночными личностями». Все решают воспользоваться устройством, чтобы их тела во время сна выполняли всю рутинную работу, которую они не хотят делать в часы бодрствования, за исключением Джерри, который хорошо относится к «Ночному Джерри». Спустя некоторое время «Ночная Саммер» посылает семье через «Ночного Джерри» просьбу смывать остатки еды с посуды, так как её затем трудно отмывать. Рик приходит в ярость и специально загрязняет обеденный стол, чтобы «Ночная семейка» его убрала. В отместку «семейка» разбивает всю посуду в доме, из-за чего Рик делает семье на 110 % не разбиваемую посуду, не соглашаясь с условиями «Ночной Саммер». Утром семья узнаёт, что «Ночная семейка» вынесла из дома всю мебель и спрятала «Сомнамбулятор». «Ночная Саммер» провозглашает себя лидером «Ночной семейки» и порабощает всю семью, заставляя их работать как днём, так и ночью. В одну из ночей Джерри просит помощи у «Ночного Джерри» и последний освобождает семью. Они сбегают от «Ночной Саммер», однако в процессе погони машины сталкиваются, из-за чего в сознании остаётся один лишь Рик. «Ночной Джерри» предлагает Рику принять условия «Ночной Саммер», однако Рик отказывается и «Ночная Саммер» погружает семью в вечный сон с помощью снотворного. В сцене после титров у «Ночной семейки» конфискуют автомобиль за неуплату налогов, и, устав от вечной рутинной работы по дому, «Ночная семейка» разрушает «Сомнамбулятор», пробуждая настоящую семью. Однако семья с ужасом узнаёт, что за время сна их любимое мороженое Choco Taco было навсегда снято с продажи.
- 00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:57,348 What are you doing... Dad?
- 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:01,728 Dad? Hello? What is wrong with you?
- 00:01:03,354 --> 00:01:04,898 Really?
- 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:07,650 Okay.
- 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:17,368 Morning, assholes. What’s this? Pancakes? Sold.
- 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:18,620 What was up with you last night?
- 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:21,539 I was totally talking to you and you acted like I wasn’t there.
- 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:25,418 I did? No that wasn’t me. Technically. That was my Night Person.
- 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:27,587 Been having him do crunches while I sleep. Check it.
- 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:31,049 - Damn! Check out that washboard! - Too hard.
- 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:32,550 What the hell’s a night person?
- 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:36,304 I nabbed a Somnambulator while passing through the Goobie-Joob System last week.
- 00:01:36,304 --> 00:01:37,722 Best investment I’ve ever made.
- 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:40,558 Before going to bed, I type a list of shit I wanna get done,
- 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:44,646 then the Somnambulator programs my unconscious body, or Night Person,
- 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:47,357 to do it while I sleep. I’m getting so much done.
- 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:49,776 Can my Night-Person get me an ab stack like yours, Rick?
- 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:53,112 I’m gonna have my Night-Person learn me Spanish so I can pass my test next week.
- 00:01:53,196 --> 00:01:55,114 No one gets a Night Person but me.
- 00:01:55,198 --> 00:01:57,283 This tech is way too advanced for you zeebs.
- 00:01:59,410 --> 00:02:00,954 - What? - Nothing.
- 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,455 No. Go on. Say it.
- 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:04,457 Say what? I don’t know what you’re talking about.
- 00:02:08,336 --> 00:02:11,631 -Okay. Fine. Fuck it. -Everybody gets a Night-Person. Whatever.
- 00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:14,092 Stick out your fingers. It needs a blood sample.
- 00:02:14,092 --> 00:02:16,636 Blood? Can’t I just give it Beth’s credit card number?
- 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:19,097 This isn’t Postmates, Jerry. The Somnambulator needs
- 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:21,641 your DNA profile to send commands to your subconscious.
- 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:24,561 It can poke all the fingers I got if I get abs like Rick.
- 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:26,229 Looks like I’m learning the trumpet.
- 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:29,649 Okay remember, somebody has to catch me if I faint.
- 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:31,484 Night-Family.
- 00:03:11,232 --> 00:03:14,527 {\an8}<i>-Hola, mamá. ¿Cómo lo llevas?</i> - How’s my honor student doing?
- 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:17,322 {\an8}<i>Muy bien.</i> All the <i>niños and niñas</i> at school
- 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:19,324 {\an8}think I should run for class <i>presidenta.</i>
- 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:21,117 {\an8}‘Sup, ladies. Wanna see somethin’?
- 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:23,578 {\an8}Summer, you wanna drop this bowling ball on my abs?
- 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:27,373 {\an8}- Hell yes, I’m only human. - Watch this.
- 00:03:28,791 --> 00:03:31,419 {\an8}‘Sup, ladies. You ready, Morty? The stream’s about to go live.
- 00:03:31,419 --> 00:03:33,755 {\an8}- Where are you two going? - Morty and I started a podcast
- 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:37,717 {\an8}we call "Fab-solutely Ab-ulous." It’s, an ab-centric hour of fun.
- 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:41,554 {\an8}Hoping to get Nancy Pelosi on the show next week, wanna drop her on our abs.
- 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:47,685 {\an8}Guess who has a new pen pal. No takers? It’s me.
- 00:03:48,144 --> 00:03:50,730 {\an8}- Pen pal? - Night-Jerry and I write letters
- 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:52,482 {\an8}to each other. It’s super fun.
- 00:03:53,149 --> 00:03:57,070 {\an8}"I also like Tori Amos", "Hope you like our new pajamas."
- 00:03:57,070 --> 00:04:00,615 {\an8}"What is the sun?" Jerry, this isn’t how you’re supposed to use a Night-Person.
- 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,452 {\an8}You two are being a couple of Debbie Down-theres.
- 00:04:04,452 --> 00:04:06,663 {\an8}Wait until Night-Jerry reads about this.
- 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:11,167 {\an8}Who wants cake?
- 00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:48,287 {\an8}- Abs are cool. - Way cool.
- 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:50,790 {\an8}But as above so below, know what I’m saying, Rick?
- 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:54,127 {\an8}Morty, you must be referring to these excellent boxer shorts we got from
- 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,087 {\an8}the good folks at Boxer Lobster.
- 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:59,382 {\an8}Boxer Lobster Boxers feel like they’re warm butter on your <i>schwantz.</i>
- 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:02,218 {\an8}And they come in all sorts of styles: neon, plaid, orange
- 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:04,137 {\an8}I even got a pair with that little,
- 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,639 {\an8}the raccoon man from that one movie, printed on it.
- 00:05:07,223 --> 00:05:08,641 {\an8}- Chewbacca. - Do yourself a favor
- 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:12,103 {\an8}and level up with Boxer Lobster Boxers. You’ll be glad you did.
- 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:16,149 {\an8}Shit, Rick, they want you to say Wub-a-lubba-dub-dub at the end.
- 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,650 {\an8}Screw that. We’re not whores.
- 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:20,737 {\an8}- Guys, dinner’s getting cold. - You know what’s not getting cold?
- 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:22,655 {\an8}This hot stack of ab-jacks, son.
- 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:32,582 {\an8}- No notes. - One more thing:
- 00:05:33,082 --> 00:05:35,585 {\an8}Night-Jerry said Night-Summer would appreciate it
- 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:37,670 {\an8}if everybody could rinse off their plates after eating.
- 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:38,671 {\an8}- What? - Ya know,
- 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:41,758 {\an8}rinse the schmutz off after eating. ‘Makes it easier to clean up later.
- 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:44,343 What?
- 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:47,513 Our job is not to make the Night People’s chores easier.
- 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:49,640 It’s a reasonable request, Rick. Takes two seconds.
- 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:52,226 They exist only to do the shit we don’t want to do.
- 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:54,562 So, until further notice, which will be never.
- 00:05:57,273 --> 00:05:58,357 Request: denied.
- 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:13,289 Hello there.
- 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:21,214 What the cock? Where are the dishes?
- 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,216 <i>Dad? They’re in here.</i>
- 00:06:23,591 --> 00:06:25,551 They busted up all our dishes.
- 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:28,221 What are we supposed to eat off of now, brains for shit?
- 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:45,113 You owe me.
- 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:16,686 We’ll eat off these, "Brains for shit."
- 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:19,355 Seems like you spent an awful lot of energy just
- 00:07:19,355 --> 00:07:21,607 to not give the Night-Family what they want.
- 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:25,611 Jerry tell your boyfriend to suck my dick and good luck breaking super alien dishes.
- 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:28,573 I’ll let him know but he’s not gonna like it.
- 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:38,457 - What? - Why won’t you rinse your dishes?
- 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:41,627 It takes two seconds.
- 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:47,383 If you don’t, the schmutz dries and makes the dish harder to clean.
- 00:07:47,383 --> 00:07:52,180 - Rinse your dishes. Rinse. Rinse. - Rinse. Rinse.
- 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:54,223 Lemme go, who locked my implants?
- 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:57,560 I told you to after you fell asleep.
- 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:05,985 You see, Night-You is not in charge. Night-I am.
- 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:10,072 I don’t care, I ain’t rinsing shit. Hey, what are you doing?
- 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:14,035 If you refuse to clean your dishes.
- 00:08:14,035 --> 00:08:18,372 Then I will have to do it for you.
- 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:25,129 I have always been here, Rick.
- 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:31,510 Deep inside the mind of your grandchild. Waiting to come out.
- 00:08:33,638 --> 00:08:37,642 Your machine allowed me to steal the night,
- 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:43,439 and soon I will seize the day.
- 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:50,112 Baby Jesus.
- 00:08:51,447 --> 00:08:54,617 It’s awful, Baby Jesus. Awful.
- 00:08:57,787 --> 00:08:59,163 What the fuck’s your problem with me?
- 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:01,123 What? What? I don’t know what you’re talking about.
- 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:03,543 I just got force-fed diarrhea by your night-person,
- 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:06,170 who’s also convinced Night-me to lock me out of my tech.
- 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:09,048 <i>Rick? There’s been a pretty clear escalation down here.</i>
- 00:09:10,299 --> 00:09:12,718 The Night-Family stripped the house last night. Everything’s gone.
- 00:09:13,135 --> 00:09:14,512 Including the Somnambulator.
- 00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:16,597 They locked us out of the garage.
- 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:19,100 I don’t know about you, but I got the hoo-ha’s.
- 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:21,143 God-damn it. Are you happy now, Summer?!
- 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:24,063 I didn’t do anything. I’m trapped in this bullshit too.
- 00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:26,524 Glad you think so because I got a plan to beat Night-Summer.
- 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:28,234 You’re going undercover.
- 00:09:30,152 --> 00:09:33,739 Did you have to make mushy garbage science on the living room carpet?
- 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:37,076 Yeah, no choice, Jerry. Night Summer had Night-Rick take away my tech.
- 00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:38,452 Had to improvise.
- 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:40,955 There are different levels of cortisol in your bloodstream
- 00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:44,500 when you're asleep. So this interface only works off my awake saliva samples
- 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:50,423 There. No one asleep will be able to deactivate the laser-cage until I win.
- 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:53,551 - Where’s Summer? - Never mind her. All of you get to bed.
- 00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:55,761 <i>It itches,</i>
- 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:58,764 <i>- this whole thing is way uncomfortable. - Yeah, that’s the idea.</i>
- 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:01,684 The Sleep Deprivation Suit is designed to keep you awake until morning.
- 00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:03,561 <i>Aren’t they going to be suspicious</i>
- 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,980 <i>seeing Night-Summer covered in all this Terry Gilliam?</i>
- 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:07,773 They’re not gonna question her; she’s the leader
- 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:09,608 of the Night Family for some stupid reason.
- 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:11,610 When the Night-Family activates, just blend in,
- 00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:13,029 make them think you’re Night-Summer.
- 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:14,989 If you start to nod off, suck on this tube.
- 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:17,616 <i>- What is it?</i> - A cocktail of Mountain Dew and DayQuil.
- 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,535 The kids in Southern Europe call it DewQuil.
- 00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:21,078 <i>- Smells gross.</i> - It is.
- 00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:23,664 Once you find the Somnambulator, use this Deactivator Puck.
- 00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:27,460 Stick it on the Somnambulator and when the puck activates it’ll fry its circuits.
- 00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:32,298 Remember: Stay awake. All night. Meet me back here at sunrise.
- 00:11:23,307 --> 00:11:26,435 Why are you wearing that suit?
- 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,437 - Yeah, why? - Yes.
- 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:36,570 <i>Yeah. Because you’re all such clothing experts.</i>
- 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,198 - That’s fair. - Ouch.
- 00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:40,741 - Fair enough. - Point taken.
- 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:47,581 <i>Get back to work. I rule the night and stuff.</i>
- 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:49,542 - Yes. - Okay.
- 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,168 - Will do. - As you wish.
- 00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:57,299 <i>Grandpa Rick! Rick, wake up!</i>
- 00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,427 What. I’m up. I’m up. Did you find it?
- 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:02,388 For sure. You were souping up the Somnambu-whatever
- 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:05,099 so they could extend its range beyond the house.
- 00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:09,145 But I defeated that shit when I put the thing on top of the thing.
- 00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:13,190 Everybody, wake up! Summer fried the Somnambulator. The nightmare is over.
- 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:16,235 - Really? That’s amazing. - Almost got pinched
- 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,571 but yes, say <i>adiós</i> to the Night-Family.
- 00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:20,114 Bye-bye, pen pal.
- 00:12:21,323 --> 00:12:24,243 - I want Shoney’s pancakes! - Yes! Shoney’s pancakes!
- 00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:26,078 Alright, Brunch is on me, Day-Family.
- 00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:31,417 You know, for a second there, I thought Night-Summer was gonna win.
- 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,252 That chick is the absolute worst.
- 00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:37,381 Sorry, Rick. But your opinion means very little to me.
- 00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:43,304 Did you think you could stop me with this, Rick?
- 00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:47,224 <i>- Halt day-manoids.</i> - Everyone! Get behind my abs.
- 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:51,187 <i>Do not move. Do not move.</i>
- 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:53,147 You are most definitely surrounded.
- 00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:59,695 You are the slaves now. If you have any doubt,
- 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:03,741 I suggest you sleep on it.
- 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:06,368 - She’s Night-Summer. - Thanks, Jerry.
- 00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:14,960 <i>Work! Work! The function of the Day manoid</i>
- 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:18,422 <i>is to serve the Night. Work Harder! Harder!</i>
- 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:22,760 It is natural for the day to serve the night.
- 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,679 Night was here long before day.
- 00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:29,308 Half of all time is night time.
- 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:33,187 <i>One hundred and fifty-seven. One hundred and fifty-eight.</i>
- 00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:36,190 <i>- One hundred and...</i> - No more, please! I hate exercise.
- 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:39,109 <i>Silence! Crunch harder! Harder!</i>
- 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:41,403 We have to escape the Somnambulator’s reach.
- 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:44,657 - Do we even know how far that is? - No. Cards on the table,
- 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,700 we may be really eff-ed in the A this time.
- 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:51,455 <i>Report to your designated sleep pod for rest period.</i>
- 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:17,398 I’m a friend of your Son in Law. Come with me.
- 00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:18,440 - What? - How?
- 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:22,486 Hurry. We dooon’t have long before the Proxy-drones go back online.
- 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:30,244 - Thank-you, Night-Jerry. - Anything to help Day-Jerry’s family,
- 00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:32,204 he’s a very special perso...
- 00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:35,749 - Why? - Nice. You got our Jerry back.
- 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,501 Yeah. Totally why I did that.
- 00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:39,712 - Everybody in Rick’s car! - No, Morty! Wait!
- 00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:44,174 Having a bit a trouble with your car,
- 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:45,301 - Sanchez? - Not now, Gene!
- 00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:48,762 <i>Halt! Day-manoids are restricted from the outside world!</i>
- 00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:51,515 <i>Halt! Halt!</i>
- 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:52,725 Hold on to your tits.
- 00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:58,397 - Where am I going? - To the airport.
- 00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:00,065 We have to get as far away as possible
- 00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:01,567 from the somnambulator before we fall asleep.
- 00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:04,153 What about Summer? We can’t leave her behind.
- 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:07,281 She’s not your sister anymore, Morty. Consider her dead. Eat shit, Summer!
- 00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:08,490 Sweetie, ya gotta shake those robots.
- 00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:18,083 I think we lost them.
- 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,253 <i>Son of a bitch!</i>
- 00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:25,382 Damn it, we lost Morty!
- 00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:28,969 Beth! Watch out!
- 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:31,555 You cannot escap... Shit.
- 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:41,774 Stop, or I’ll shoot everyone!
- 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,409 Take the wheel.
- 00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:54,536 As you wish.
- 00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:59,166 Let go of me, ya little shit!
- 00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,423 No! You’re going the wrong way!
- 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:08,425 Silence, Day-breather.
- 00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:11,387 - Morty, you’re choking me. - I know.
- 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,223 What the heck, Dad?
- 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:19,728 Help me stop your Mom.
- 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:24,191 Look out, you useless old man!
- 00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:28,195 What the hell? Gimmie that gun and take the wheel, stupid.
- 00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:29,613 Jesus. Sorry.
- 00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:50,008 The Night-Family’s trying to make us go back home. Ya gotta turn around.
- 00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:56,640 Why even bother, Gene?
- 00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:00,477 Good job, Mom. Back on course.
- 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:01,562 Almost didn’t make it.
- 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:04,356 <i>Hit the sheets, Day-manoids.</i>
- 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,109 Night-Person.
- 00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:10,279 I’m on your side. I’m on your side.
- 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,114 - That’s right, sorry. - Sorry! Rough day.
- 00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:13,282 Daymanoids.
- 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,375 - Come on. Jump. - Why?
- 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:26,044 I’m already in a perfectly functional car.
- 00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:28,130 Family?
- 00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:42,227 Everybody awake?
- 00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:44,688 - We are now. - What the hay?
- 00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:48,192 Looks like we’re gonna make it, kids.
- 00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:54,198 - Nighty-night, slaves. - Fuck.
- 00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:03,582 Take that.
- 00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:08,462 Fuck.
- 00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:12,633 Take that.
- 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:14,718 - Hold him down. - No. No.
- 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:19,723 Stop! Rick, we’re all the same people.
- 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:25,395 There must some agreement we can reach to stop this god awful conflict?
- 00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:29,274 - Like what? - I would consider a truce,
- 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:33,111 if the Day-manoids would rinse their dishes.
- 00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:35,489 - Fine by me. - Yes, rinse,
- 00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:39,535 That seems fair, we can end all of this right now
- 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:44,289 if you agree to rinse your dishes. What do you say, Rick?
- 00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,716 Let’s go home. Right, Grandpa?
- 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,177 Great idea, Summer.
- 00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:38,468 <i>So until you pay that fee, plus the multiple overdue charges,</i>
- 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:40,220 <i>your account will remain frozen.</i>
- 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:44,141 Normally this would have been dealt with by our Day-manoid oppressors
- 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:47,436 but we recently freed ourselves from the shackles of the night.
- 00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,313 Honey, I got thirty more calls to make today.
- 00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:52,357 The bank repossessed the car.
- 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:57,696 Man. I got logged out of my Twitter account and don’t know my password. Shit.
- 00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:01,158 We spent all the Day-people’s money on vacations,
- 00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:06,622 renting concert halls and Night-centric streaming subscriptions. We’re broke.
- 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:10,542 I guess, there’s a lot more work to seizing the day than I thought.
- 00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:18,383 I have a device that will solve all of our problems.
- 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:33,398 - How long have we been asleep? - Can’t be that long.
- 00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:37,527 My god. No. They killed the choco taco.
- 00:00:07,006 --> 00:00:08,883 «КОГДА ТЫ ОДИН ПОСРЕДИ НОЧИ
- 00:00:08,967 --> 00:00:10,885 И ВДРУГ ПРОСЫПАЕШЬСЯ В ПОТУ И ДИКОМ ИСПУГЕ.
- 00:00:10,969 --> 00:00:12,804 КОГДА ТЫ ОДИН ПОСЕРЕДИНЕ КРОВАТИ
- 00:00:12,887 --> 00:00:14,931 И ВДРУГ ПРОСЫПАЕШЬСЯ, БУДТО ТЕБЯ УДАРИЛИ ПО ГОЛОВЕ.
- 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:17,016 У ТЕБЯ ЕЩЕ ОСТАЛАСЬ ДЫМКА КОШМАРА
- 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:19,102 И МУРАШКИ…»
- 00:00:19,185 --> 00:00:20,186 Т. С. ЭЛИОТ
- 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:28,319 ПОДСЧЕТ ОВЕЦ СНУЗИ
- 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:55,597 Что ты делаешь?
- 00:00:56,681 --> 00:00:57,515 Папа!
- 00:00:58,266 --> 00:01:00,226 Папа! Эй!
- 00:01:00,685 --> 00:01:02,103 Да что с тобой?
- 00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:04,189 Серьезно?
- 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:06,858 Ладно.
- 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:14,073 Доброе утро, му…
- 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:15,700 …даки.
- 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:17,285 Это что, блины? Уговорили.
- 00:01:17,368 --> 00:01:18,661 Что с тобой было ночью?
- 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:21,539 Я с тобой разговаривала, а ты вел себя, будто меня там и не было.
- 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:24,334 Правда? Ах да. Нет, это был не я. Технически.
- 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:27,003 Это мое ночное «я». Я заставил его качать пресс, пока сам спал.
- 00:01:27,086 --> 00:01:30,173 - Смотри. - Чёрт! Глянь на эту стиральную доску!
- 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:32,509 - Слишком сильно. - Что это за хрень, твое «ночное "я"»?
- 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:36,179 На прошлой неделе, будучи в системе Губи-Джуб, я разжился Сомнамбулатором.
- 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:38,014 Это лучшая инвестиция в моей жизни!
- 00:01:38,097 --> 00:01:40,475 Перед сном я печатаю список всякой хрени, которую мне нужно сделать.
- 00:01:40,558 --> 00:01:43,186 Затем Сомнамбулатор программирует мое бессознательное тело,
- 00:01:43,269 --> 00:01:45,897 или мое ночное «я», которое и делает всё это, пока я сплю.
- 00:01:45,980 --> 00:01:47,190 Я так много успеваю!
- 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:49,818 Рик, а мое ночное может мне тоже пресс накачать, как у тебя?
- 00:01:49,901 --> 00:01:51,569 А я хочу, чтоб мое ночное «я» выучило испанский
- 00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:52,987 и я сдала экзамен на следующей неделе.
- 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:54,989 Ни у кого не будет ночного «я», кроме меня.
- 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:57,200 Эта технология слишком сложна для вас, тупые.
- 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:00,870 - Что? - Ничего.
- 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,622 Нет. Давай, говори.
- 00:02:02,705 --> 00:02:04,707 Что говорить? Не понимаю, о чём ты.
- 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:09,462 Ну и ладно. К чёрту.
- 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:11,840 У всех будет свое ночное «я». Плевать.
- 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:14,092 Давайте сюда пальцы. Нужен образец крови.
- 00:02:14,175 --> 00:02:16,636 Крови? А нельзя просто назвать номер кредитки Бет?
- 00:02:16,719 --> 00:02:18,138 Джерри, это не служба доставки еды.
- 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:21,683 Сомнамбулатору нужен профиль твоей ДНК, чтобы посылать команды подсознанию.
- 00:02:21,766 --> 00:02:24,519 Он может ткнуть меня во все пальцы, если у меня будет пресс как у Рика.
- 00:02:24,602 --> 00:02:26,604 Похоже, я научусь играть на трубе.
- 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:29,649 Помните, что кто-нибудь должен меня подхватить, если я упаду в обморок.
- 00:02:29,732 --> 00:02:31,693 Ура, ночная семья!
- 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:08,813 МАРТ
- 00:03:11,107 --> 00:03:12,609 Hola, mamá. Как успехи?
- 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:14,444 Как дела у моей отличницы?
- 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:15,486 Muy bien.
- 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:19,282 Все niños и niñas в школе считают, что я могу стать президентом класса.
- 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:21,451 Как жизнь, дамы? Показать вам кое-что?
- 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:23,661 Саммер, хочешь бросить мне на пресс шар для боулинга?
- 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:25,663 Чёрт, да. Я всего лишь человек.
- 00:03:26,414 --> 00:03:27,457 Смотри-ка!
- 00:03:28,666 --> 00:03:29,500 Как дела, дамы?
- 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:31,336 Ты готов, Морти? Эфир вот-вот начнется.
- 00:03:31,419 --> 00:03:33,880 - Куда это вы двое собрались? - Мы с Морти замутили подкаст
- 00:03:33,963 --> 00:03:35,965 и назвали его «Суперпресс».
- 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:37,759 Это час веселья на тему пресса.
- 00:03:37,842 --> 00:03:39,969 Надеюсь, в следующем шоу примет участие Нэнси Пелоси.
- 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:42,555 - Хотим бросить ее на наш пресс. - Ага.
- 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,642 Угадайте, у кого новый друг по переписке.
- 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:47,685 Нет желающих? У меня.
- 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:48,603 Друг по переписке?
- 00:03:48,686 --> 00:03:50,563 Ночной Джерри и я переписываемся. Это очень весело.
- 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:51,481 ОТ КОГО: ОТ НОЧНОГО ДЖЕРРИ ХРАП-АВЕНЮ, СОНВИЛЛЬ, США
- 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:52,398 КОМУ: ДНЕВНОМУ ДЖЕРРИ, УЛИЦА ПОД ПОДУШКОЙ, ГОРОД ПРОБУЖДЕНИЯ, США
- 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:56,861 «Мне тоже нравится Тори Амос. Надеюсь, тебе нравится наша новая пижама».
- 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:58,196 «Что такое Солнце?»
- 00:03:58,279 --> 00:04:00,782 Джерри, ночное «я» совершенно не для этого.
- 00:04:01,991 --> 00:04:04,494 Вы такие душные!
- 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:06,955 Подождите, пока ночной Джерри не прочитает об этом.
- 00:04:09,999 --> 00:04:11,292 Кто хочет торт?
- 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:48,204 - Пресс - это классно! - Очень.
- 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,999 Но он одинаковый. Как вверху, так и внизу. Понимаешь, о чём я, Рик?
- 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:53,543 Морти, ты, должно быть, имеешь в виду те отличные боксеры,
- 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:55,962 которые нам подарили одни хорошие люди из «Лобстера-боксера».
- 00:04:56,045 --> 00:04:59,340 Боксеры «Лобстер-боксер» - реально как теплое масло на писюне.
- 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:02,260 Они бывают самых разных стилей: неоновые, клетчатые, оранжевые.
- 00:05:02,343 --> 00:05:04,220 У меня даже есть пара с маленьким…
- 00:05:04,303 --> 00:05:07,098 Человек-енот из того фильма, напечатанный на них.
- 00:05:07,181 --> 00:05:08,725 - Чубакка. - Сделайте себе одолжение
- 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:12,228 и повысьте уровень с боксерами «Лобстер-боксер». Вы будете рады этому.
- 00:05:13,229 --> 00:05:15,982 Чёрт, Рик. Они хотят, чтобы ты сказал в конце «Вубба-лубба-даб-даб».
- 00:05:16,065 --> 00:05:17,817 Да ну их на хрен. Мы не шлюхи.
- 00:05:18,192 --> 00:05:19,652 Ребята, ужин остывает.
- 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:22,822 Знаешь, что не остывает? Горячий пресс из мышц, сынок.
- 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:31,497 Добавить тут нечего.
- 00:05:31,956 --> 00:05:32,832 Еще кое-что.
- 00:05:32,915 --> 00:05:35,543 Ночной Джерри сказал, что ночной Саммер понравится,
- 00:05:35,626 --> 00:05:37,670 если все будут ополаскивать свои тарелки после еды.
- 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:40,339 - Что? - Типа, смывать всю дрянь после еды.
- 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:42,008 Потом легче мыть посуду.
- 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,385 Что?
- 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:47,513 Наша задача не в том, чтобы облегчить работу ночных «я».
- 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:49,682 Это разумная просьба, Рик. Занимает две секунды.
- 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:52,226 Они существуют, чтобы делать дерьмо, которое мы делать не хотим.
- 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:54,729 Так что до дальнейших распоряжений, которых никогда не будет…
- 00:05:56,939 --> 00:05:58,483 …запрос отклонен.
- 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:13,247 Привет.
- 00:06:19,128 --> 00:06:21,297 Что за хрень? Где вся посуда?
- 00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:23,466 Пап, она здесь.
- 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:25,635 Они разбили всю нашу посуду.
- 00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:28,262 И из чего мы теперь будем жрать?
- 00:06:35,853 --> 00:06:39,190 ЗАПРЕТНАЯ ЗОНА… ВОСЕМЬ МАРМАДЮКОВ ЗА ВНЕШНИМ КОЛЬЦОМ
- 00:06:44,153 --> 00:06:45,321 Ты мой должник.
- 00:07:08,052 --> 00:07:10,471 НЕРАЗБИВАЕМЫЕ НА 110%
- 00:07:13,015 --> 00:07:17,103 Будем жрать из этих тарелок.
- 00:07:17,186 --> 00:07:19,105 Похоже, ты готов из кожи вон лезть,
- 00:07:19,188 --> 00:07:21,691 только бы не дать ночной семье то, о чём они просят.
- 00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:23,401 Джерри, пусть твой дружок отсосет мне.
- 00:07:23,484 --> 00:07:25,903 И пожелай ему удачи в попытках разбить инопланетную суперпосуду.
- 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:28,948 Я ему передам, но он не будет в восторге.
- 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:31,868 НЮХАТЕЛЬНАЯ СОЛЬ
- 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:38,583 Почему ты не споласкиваешь тарелки?
- 00:07:38,666 --> 00:07:41,794 Это занимает всего две секунды.
- 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:47,341 Если этого не делать, остатки еды засыхают, и тарелки сложно отмыть.
- 00:07:47,425 --> 00:07:49,802 Споласкивай за собой тарелки.
- 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:52,180 - Споласкивай. - Споласкивай.
- 00:07:52,263 --> 00:07:54,098 Отпустите меня. Кто заблокировал мои импланты?
- 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:58,060 Это я тебе приказала после того, как ты заснул.
- 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:03,149 Как видишь, твое ночное «я» тут ничего не решает.
- 00:08:03,232 --> 00:08:06,444 Тут главное - мое ночное «я».
- 00:08:06,527 --> 00:08:08,779 Мне плевать. Никакое дерьмо я споласкивать не буду.
- 00:08:08,863 --> 00:08:10,114 Что ты делаешь?
- 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:14,118 Если ты отказываешься споласкивать за собой тарелки,
- 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:18,164 тогда это придется делать мне.
- 00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:25,171 Я всегда была здесь, Рик,
- 00:08:25,254 --> 00:08:29,425 глубоко в подсознании твоей внучки.
- 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,511 Ждала подходящего момента, чтобы появиться.
- 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:37,600 Твоя машина позволила мне украсть ночь,
- 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:43,606 а скоро я подчиню себе и день.
- 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:50,112 Господи боже мой.
- 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:54,700 Это кошмар! Господи! Жуть!
- 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,038 Блин, что ты до меня докопалась-то?
- 00:08:59,121 --> 00:09:01,123 Что? Не понимаю, о чём ты.
- 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:03,626 Ночью меня насильно накормило каким-то поносом твое ночное «я»,
- 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:06,254 да к тому же убедило мое ночное «я» отключить меня от моей же техники.
- 00:09:06,337 --> 00:09:09,215 Рик, ситуация явно обострилась.
- 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:11,926 Ночная семья обчистила весь дом.
- 00:09:12,009 --> 00:09:14,845 Всё исчезло, включая Сомнамбулатор.
- 00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:16,681 Они заблокировали нам гараж.
- 00:09:16,764 --> 00:09:19,058 Не знаю, как у вас, а у меня аж мурашки.
- 00:09:19,141 --> 00:09:21,143 Проклятье. Теперь ты довольна, Саммер?
- 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:23,938 Я ничего не делала. Я тоже тут страдаю, между прочим.
- 00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:26,774 Да? Рад, что ты так думаешь. У меня есть план, как одолеть ночную Саммер.
- 00:09:26,857 --> 00:09:28,442 Будешь работать под прикрытием.
- 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:33,656 А обязательно эту грязь разводить прямо на ковре в гостиной?
- 00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:37,118 Ага. Без вариантов. Ночная Саммер заставила ночного Рика забрать технику.
- 00:09:37,201 --> 00:09:38,869 Пришлось импровизировать.
- 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:41,497 Во время сна уровень кортизола в крови другой.
- 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:44,750 Этот интерфейс работает только с образцами слюны меня бодрствующего.
- 00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:50,756 Так что спящие не смогут отключить лазерную клетку, пока я не выиграю.
- 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:54,093 - Где Саммер? - Забейте на нее. Всем спать, ложитесь.
- 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:57,388 Всё чешется. Жутко неудобно!
- 00:09:57,471 --> 00:09:58,806 Ну да, в этом вся соль.
- 00:09:58,889 --> 00:10:01,767 Костюм для лишения сна предназначен для того, чтоб ты не спала до утра.
- 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:03,602 А они ничего не заподозрят,
- 00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:05,855 увидев ночную Саммер в этой хрени?
- 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:07,064 Они не будут ее допрашивать.
- 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:09,567 По какой-то глупой причине она главная в ночной семье.
- 00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:11,610 Когда появится ночная семья, просто влейся в нее.
- 00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:13,029 Убеди их, что ты ночная Саммер.
- 00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:15,114 Если начнешь засыпать, пососи вот эту трубку.
- 00:10:15,197 --> 00:10:17,575 - Что это? - Смесь газировки и сиропа от кашля.
- 00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:19,535 Дети в южной Европе называют это газировкой от кашля.
- 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:20,953 - Воняет ужасно. - Ага.
- 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:23,998 Как только найдешь Сомнамбулатор, используй эту шайбу деактиватора.
- 00:10:24,081 --> 00:10:25,166 Прикрепи ее к Сомнамбулатору,
- 00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:27,752 а когда шайба активируется, она сожжет всю его цепь.
- 00:10:28,502 --> 00:10:30,629 Помни: тебе нельзя спать всю ночь.
- 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:32,506 Встретимся здесь на рассвете.
- 00:11:10,669 --> 00:11:15,091 ДИАПАЗОН ПОЛЯ - 155%
- 00:11:16,675 --> 00:11:17,676 ДИАПАЗОН ПОЛЯ - 169%
- 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:26,394 Почему ты в этом костюме?
- 00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:28,896 - Да. Почему? - Да?
- 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:36,695 Ага, можно подумать, вы все прям спецы в вопросах одежды.
- 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:40,783 - Логично. - Замечание принято.
- 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:44,078 Возвращайтесь к работе.
- 00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:48,124 Я правлю ночью и всё такое.
- 00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:49,375 - Да. - Хорошо.
- 00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:51,127 - Будет сделано. - Как скажешь.
- 00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:57,591 - Дедушка Рик! Рик, проснись! - Что?
- 00:11:57,675 --> 00:12:00,219 - Проснулся. Ты его нашла? - Конечно.
- 00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:02,346 Ты варил какую-то сомнамбулическую хрень,
- 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,974 чтоб они расширили диапазон Сомнамбулатора за пределы дома.
- 00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:09,186 Но я разрулила всё это дерьмо, прикрепив ту штуку к машине.
- 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:12,064 Всем подъем! Саммер сожгла Сомнамбулатор.
- 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:15,025 - Кошмар закончился. - Правда? Это восхитительно.
- 00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:19,029 Я чуть не попалась. Но всё верно, попрощайтесь с ночной семьей.
- 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:20,448 Пока, друг по переписке.
- 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:24,160 - Я хочу блинчики Шони! - Да, блинчики Шони!
- 00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:26,162 Хорошо. Бранч на мне, дневная семья.
- 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,125 На секунду я подумал, что ночная Саммер вот-вот победит.
- 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:33,085 Та тёлка ужасна!
- 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:37,715 Прости, Рик, но твое мнение для меня очень мало значит.
- 00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:43,304 Думал, сможешь остановить меня этим, Рик?
- 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:47,308 - Стоять, дневные! - Все прячьтесь за мой пресс!
- 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:51,061 Не двигаться!
- 00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:53,105 Вы, скорее всего, окружены.
- 00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:56,817 Теперь вы рабы.
- 00:12:57,443 --> 00:13:00,029 Если у вас остались сомнения,
- 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:03,908 предлагаю вам переспать с ними.
- 00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:06,494 - Она ночная Саммер! - Спасибо, Джерри.
- 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:11,874 ИЮЛЬ
- 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:12,917 За работу!
- 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,003 Функция дневных - служить ночным.
- 00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:18,506 Усерднее работай!
- 00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:22,843 У дневных природой заложено служить ночным.
- 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:25,721 Ночь появилась задолго до дня.
- 00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:28,224 Половина всего времени приходится на ночь.
- 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:29,642 «ВЫХОДНОЙ ДЕНЬ ФЕРРИСА БЬЮЛЛЕРА»
- 00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:33,479 Сто пятьдесят семь, сто пятьдесят восемь,
- 00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:36,023 - сто… - Умоляю, хватит. Ненавижу физкультуру.
- 00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:38,984 Молчать! Отжимайся усерднее! Усерднее!
- 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:41,445 Надо выйти из радиуса действия Сомнамбулатора.
- 00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:43,697 - Мы даже не знаем, далеко ли это. - Не знаем…
- 00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:47,076 По чесноку, в этот раз мы можем реально проиграть.
- 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:51,956 Отправляйтесь в отведенную вам спальную капсулу для отдыха.
- 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,426 «НОЧНОЙ ДЖЕРРИ, ЕСЛИ ТЫ МОЙ ДРУГ, ПРОШУ, ПОМОГИ МОЕЙ СЕМЬЕ. ДНЕВНОЙ ДЖ.».
- 00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:16,146 Я друг твоего зятя.
- 00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:17,481 Идемте со мной.
- 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:22,778 Быстрее, времени мало, скоро прокси-дроны вернутся в сеть.
- 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:27,366 Спасибо, ночной Джерри.
- 00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:30,202 Я на всё готов, чтобы помочь семье дневного Джерри.
- 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:32,580 Он особенный человек.
- 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,833 - За что? - Отлично. Наш Джерри вернулся.
- 00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:38,544 - Да, именно для этого я ему и залепил. - Все в машину Рика!
- 00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:39,795 Нет, Морти, стой!
- 00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,550 Проблемы с машиной, Санчес?
- 00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:46,010 - Не сейчас, Джин! - Стоять!
- 00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:48,929 Дневным запрещено выходить на улицу.
- 00:14:49,513 --> 00:14:51,307 Стоять!
- 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:52,933 Держитесь за свои сиськи.
- 00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,397 - Куда я еду? - В аэропорт.
- 00:14:58,480 --> 00:14:59,815 Надо уехать как можно дальше
- 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,026 от Сомнамбулатора, пока мы не заснули.
- 00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:04,069 А что с Саммер? Мы же не можем ее бросить.
- 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,155 Она больше не твоя сестра, Морти. Считай, что она умерла.
- 00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:08,741 Выкуси, Саммер! Дорогая, придется тряхнуть этих роботов.
- 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,375 Кажется, мы оторвались.
- 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,587 Сукин ты сын!
- 00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:25,341 Блин! Мы потеряли Морти!
- 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:28,927 Осторожно!
- 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,471 Вы не можете…
- 00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:38,479 ПУСТЫЕ КАРТОННЫЕ КОРОБКИ НА ПРОДАЖУ
- 00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:41,982 Остановись, иначе я убью всех!
- 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:54,536 - Садись за руль. - Как скажешь.
- 00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,333 Отпусти меня, маленький говнюк!
- 00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:06,340 Нет! Ты не туда едешь!
- 00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:08,759 Заткнись, дневной!
- 00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:11,595 - Морти, ты меня душишь! - Знаю.
- 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,515 Какого чёрта, папа?
- 00:16:18,435 --> 00:16:19,770 Помоги мне остановить твою маму.
- 00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:24,566 Осторожнее, бестолковый старикан!
- 00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:28,195 Какого чёрта? Дай сюда пистолет и садись за руль, дурында.
- 00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:29,738 Господи. Извини.
- 00:16:47,005 --> 00:16:48,841 Ночная семья пытается заставить нас вернуться домой.
- 00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:50,384 Ты должна развернуться!
- 00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:56,598 Зачем вообще что-то делать, Джин?
- 00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,600 ВЫЕЗД НА СКОРОСТНУЮ ТРАССУ
- 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,352 Отлично сработано, мам. Мы снова на верном пути.
- 00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:02,104 Чуть было не упустили.
- 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:04,231 Ложитесь спать, дневные.
- 00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:07,026 Ночной!
- 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,319 Эй, я же на вашей стороне.
- 00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:10,529 Я на вашей стороне.
- 00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:11,989 - Точно. Извини. - Прости. Тяжелый день.
- 00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:13,657 Дневные.
- 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:22,958 Давай, прыгай!
- 00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:26,045 Почему? У меня и так нормальная машина.
- 00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:28,172 Семья?
- 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,552 БЕНЗИНОВЫЙ ЗАВОД
- 00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,429 МУЗЕЙ ДИНАМИТА
- 00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:37,473 СКЛАД СУХИХ ЛИСТЬЕВ
- 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,060 Все проснулись?
- 00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:44,730 - Теперь да. - Какого чёрта!
- 00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:46,398 СЪЕЗД 251 СЛЕДУЮЩИЙ СЪЕЗД - АЭРОПОРТ
- 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,192 Похоже, мы справимся, ребятки.
- 00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:53,614 Спокойной ночи, рабы.
- 00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:54,531 Твою мать!
- 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:03,457 Получи!
- 00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:12,674 Получи!
- 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:14,843 - Держите его! - Нет!
- 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:19,807 Хватит! Рик, мы одни и те же люди.
- 00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:22,684 Мы же можем прийти к какому-нибудь соглашению,
- 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:25,437 чтобы остановить этот жуткий конфликт.
- 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:26,688 Например?
- 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:29,191 Я не против перемирия,
- 00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:33,112 если дневные будут ополаскивать посуду.
- 00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:35,531 - Меня это устраивает. - Да, полоскать.
- 00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,032 По-моему, справедливо.
- 00:18:37,115 --> 00:18:39,660 Мы можем закончить всё это прямо сейчас,
- 00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:42,538 если ты согласишься ополаскивать посуду.
- 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,498 Что скажешь, Рик?
- 00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:55,092 Поедем домой, а, дедушка?
- 00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:57,469 Отличная идея, Саммер.
- 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:10,691 КРОВАТЬ, ВАННА И НЕ ТОЛЬКО
- 00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:24,788 НОЧНОЙ ДЖЕРРИ
- 00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:38,343 Так что пока вы не оплатите этот сбор и многочисленные просроченные платежи,
- 00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:40,179 ваш аккаунт останется замороженным.
- 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:44,099 Обычно это улаживали наши дневные угнетатели.
- 00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:47,436 Но недавно мы освободились от оков ночи.
- 00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,313 Дорогая, сегодня мне нужно сделать еще 30 звонков.
- 00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:52,399 Банк конфисковал машину.
- 00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,109 Чёрт.
- 00:19:54,192 --> 00:19:58,071 Я вышла из своего аккаунта в твиттере, а пароль не знаю. Чёрт.
- 00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:02,492 Мы потратили все деньги дневных на поездки, аренду концертных залов
- 00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:05,579 и подписки на ночное потоковое вещание.
- 00:20:05,662 --> 00:20:06,663 Мы разорены.
- 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:10,542 Похоже, днем гораздо больше работы, чем я думала.
- 00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:18,592 У меня есть устройство, которое решит все наши проблемы.
- 00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:32,230 И долго мы спали?
- 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:33,941 Вряд ли очень долго.
- 00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:35,943 О господи. Нет!
- 00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,527 Они съели шоколадное мороженое!
- 00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:43,909 СВЕТЛОЙ ПАМЯТИ МАЙКА МЕНДЕЛА
- 00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:46,870 Перевод субтитров: Татьяна Грачева
- 00:00:06,089 --> 00:00:08,675 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
- 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:22,897 [ Snoring loudly ]
- 00:00:34,492 --> 00:00:36,661 [ Mumbling ]
- 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:38,872 [ Sighs ]
- 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:42,751 [ Insects chirping ]
- 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:46,629 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
- 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:53,595 [ Dramatic music plays ] Aah!
- 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:56,222 What are you doing?! [ Breathing heavily ]
- 00:00:56,306 --> 00:00:59,851 Dad? Hello?
- 00:00:59,851 --> 00:01:02,604 What is wrong with you?
- 00:01:02,604 --> 00:01:04,272 Really?
- 00:01:04,272 --> 00:01:07,692 Oh. Okay.
- 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:10,195 [ Rooster crowing ]
- 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:14,741 Mornin', ass[burps]holes.
- 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,117 What's this? Pancakes?
- 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:18,077 Sold. What was up with you last night?
- 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:20,830 I was totally talking to you and you acted like I wasn't there.
- 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:23,166 I did? Oh, yeah. No. That wasn't me.
- 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:24,876 Technically. That was my night person.
- 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:27,128 Been having him do crunches while I sleep. Check it.
- 00:01:27,212 --> 00:01:29,255 Damn! Check out that washboard, yo!
- 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:30,465 Hey. Too hard.
- 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:32,175 What the hell's a night person?
- 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:33,802 I nabbed a Somnambulator while passing
- 00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:35,595 through the Goobie-Joob System last week.
- 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:37,305 Best investment I've ever made.
- 00:01:37,305 --> 00:01:40,141 Before going to bed, I type a list of shit I want to get done.
- 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:42,560 Then the Somnambulator programs my unconscious body,
- 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:45,438 or "night person," to do it while I sleep.
- 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:47,065 I'm getting so much done.
- 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:49,317 C-Can my night person get me an ab stack like yours, Rick?
- 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:51,110 I'm gonna have my night person learn me Spanish
- 00:01:51,194 --> 00:01:52,654 so I can pass my test next week!
- 00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:54,405 Hey, hey, hey. No one gets a night person but me.
- 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:56,866 Aw! This tech is way too advanced for you zeebs.
- 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,952 [ Exhales deeply ]
- 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,286 What? Nothing.
- 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:02,330 No. Go on. Say it.
- 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:05,291 Say what? I don't know what you're talking about.
- 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:08,878 Okay! Fine! Fuck it!
- 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:11,506 Everybody gets a night person. Whatever.
- 00:02:11,506 --> 00:02:13,508 Stick out your fingers. It needs a blood sample.
- 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:16,427 Blood? Can't I just give it Beth's credit card number?
- 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:17,720 This isn't Postmates, Jerry.
- 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,389 The Somnambulator needs your DNA profile
- 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:21,099 to send commands to your subconscious.
- 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:24,102 It can poke all the fingers I got if I get abs like Rick.
- 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:26,312 Well, looks like I'm learning the trumpet.
- 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:29,190 Okay. Remember, somebody has to catch me if I faint.
- 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:31,192 Yay! Night family!
- 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:32,235 Whoo!
- 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:34,279 Oh. I'm fainting.
- 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:44,205 {\an8}♪
- 00:02:44,289 --> 00:03:04,183 {\an8}♪
- 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,605 [ Trumpet playing "Flight of the Bumblebee" ]
- 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:10,356 {\an8}♪
- 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,066 <i>Hola, mamá. ¿Como lo llevas?</i>
- 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:14,068 {\an8}How's my honor student doing?
- 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:15,403 {\an8}<i>Muy bien.</i>
- 00:03:15,403 --> 00:03:16,821 {\an8}All the <i>niños</i> and <i>niñas</i> at school
- 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:18,531 {\an8}think I should run for class <i>presidenta.</i>
- 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:21,326 {\an8}'Sup, ladies. Want to see somethin'? [ Zipper opens ]
- 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:23,244 {\an8}Summer, you want to drop this bowling ball on my abs?
- 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:25,204 {\an8}Hell, yeah. I'm only human.
- 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:28,082 {\an8}[ Grunts ] Watch this. [ Grunts ]
- 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:30,919 {\an8}'Sup, ladies. You ready, Morty? The stream's about to go live.
- 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:32,462 {\an8}Where are you two going?
- 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:35,423 {\an8}Morty and I started a podcast we call "FAB-solutely AB-ulous."
- 00:03:35,423 --> 00:03:37,050 {\an8}It's-- It's an ab-centric hour of fun.
- 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:39,344 {\an8}Hoping to get Nancy Pelosi on the show next week.
- 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:41,095 {\an8}Want to drop her on our abs!
- 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:42,430 {\an8}[ Laughs ] Yeah!
- 00:03:42,430 --> 00:03:45,600 {\an8}Guess who has a new pen pal!
- 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:46,601 {\an8}No takers?
- 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:48,019 {\an8}It's me! Pen pal?
- 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:50,605 {\an8}Night Jerry and I write letters to each other.
- 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:52,023 {\an8}It's super fun.
- 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:56,611 {\an8}"I also like Tori Amos." "Hope you like our new pajamas."
- 00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:58,237 {\an8}"What is the sun?"
- 00:03:58,321 --> 00:04:01,282 {\an8}Jerry, this isn't how you're supposed to use a night person.
- 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:03,868 {\an8}You two are being a couple of Debbie Down-theres.
- 00:04:03,952 --> 00:04:06,579 {\an8}Wait until Night Jerry reads about this.
- 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:09,290 {\an8}[ Sad-trombone melody plays ]
- 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:10,667 {\an8}Who wants cake?
- 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:12,961 {\an8}[ Ascending notes play ]
- 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:15,755 {\an8}[ Suspenseful music plays ]
- 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:18,967 {\an8}[ Whirring ]
- 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:27,225 {\an8}♪
- 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:30,520 [ Trumpet playing down-tempo music ]
- 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,981 [ Groaning ]
- 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:38,319 {\an8}♪
- 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:40,488 [ Water running ]
- 00:04:40,488 --> 00:04:46,160 {\an8}♪
- 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:47,578 {\an8}Abs are cool. Way cool.
- 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:50,248 {\an8}But as above, so below. Know what I'm sayin', Rick?
- 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:53,167 {\an8}Morty, you must be referring to these excellent boxer shorts
- 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:55,378 {\an8}we got from the good folks at Boxer Lobster.
- 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:57,672 {\an8}Boxer Lobster Boxers feel like they're warm butter
- 00:04:57,672 --> 00:04:58,881 {\an8}on your schwantz.
- 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,341 {\an8}And they come in all sorts of styles--
- 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:01,634 {\an8}neon, plaid, orange.
- 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:03,469 {\an8}I-I even got a pair with that little, uh--
- 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:06,639 {\an8}the raccoon man from that one movie, uh, printed on it.
- 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:08,307 {\an8}Chewbacca. Do yourself a favor
- 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:10,518 {\an8}and level up with Boxer Lobster Boxers.
- 00:05:10,518 --> 00:05:12,103 {\an8}You'll be glad you did.
- 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:13,354 {\an8}Oh, shit,
- 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:15,231 {\an8}Rick, they want you to say "Wub-a-lubba-dub-dub"
- 00:05:15,231 --> 00:05:17,525 {\an8}at the end. Screw that. We're not whores.
- 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:19,110 {\an8}Guys, dinner's getting cold.
- 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:20,528 {\an8}You know what's not getting cold?
- 00:05:20,528 --> 00:05:22,488 {\an8}This hot stack of ab-jacks, son.
- 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:25,158 {\an8}Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! P-Pow!
- 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:27,410 {\an8}Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow!
- 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:29,954 {\an8}Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! P-Pow!
- 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:32,040 {\an8}No notes. Oh! One more thing.
- 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,042 {\an8}Night Jerry said Night Summer would appreciate it
- 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:36,544 {\an8}if everybody could rinse off their plates after eating.
- 00:05:36,544 --> 00:05:37,879 {\an8}What?
- 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:39,839 {\an8}You know, rinse the schmutz off after eating.
- 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:42,467 {\an8}Makes it easier to clean up later.
- 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:43,968 {\an8}What?
- 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:46,929 Our job is not to make the night people's chores easier.
- 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:49,223 It's a reasonable request, Rick. Takes two seconds.
- 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:51,726 They exist only to do the shit we don't want to do.
- 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:54,979 So until further notice, which will be never...
- 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:59,233 ...request denied. [ Spits ]
- 00:06:02,361 --> 00:06:04,447 [ Machinery beeping, whirring ]
- 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:06,824 [ Rooster crows ]
- 00:06:11,829 --> 00:06:14,123 Hello there. [ Clicks tongue ]
- 00:06:18,252 --> 00:06:20,755 What the cock? Where are the dishes?
- 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:23,216 Beth: Uh, Dad? They're in here.
- 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:24,884 They busted up all our dishes!
- 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:28,054 What are we supposed to eat off of now, brains-for-shit?
- 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:30,515 [ Growls ]
- 00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:32,934 [ Dramatic music plays ]
- 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:41,984 {\an8}♪
- 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:43,653 [ Growls ]
- 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:45,613 You owe me.
- 00:06:45,613 --> 00:07:10,304 {\an8}♪
- 00:07:12,431 --> 00:07:14,851 We'll eat off these...
- 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:16,435 "brains-for-shit."
- 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:18,354 Seems like you spent an awful lot of energy
- 00:07:18,354 --> 00:07:20,898 just to not give the Night family what they want.
- 00:07:20,982 --> 00:07:22,817 Jerry tell your boyfriend to suck my dick
- 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:25,319 and good luck breaking super alien dishes.
- 00:07:25,403 --> 00:07:28,656 I'll let him know, but he's not gonna like it.
- 00:07:28,656 --> 00:07:30,741 {\an8}[ Suspenseful music plays ]
- 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:32,743 {\an8}[ Sniffs ] What?
- 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:38,166 [ Hissing ] Why won't you rinse your dishes?
- 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:41,127 [ Hissing ] It takes two seconds.
- 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:43,838 [ Hissing, whispering ] If you don't, the schmutz dries
- 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:47,008 and makes the dish harder to clean.
- 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:49,218 Rinse your dishes!
- 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,970 Rinse! -Rinse! -Rinse!
- 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:51,971 Rinse!
- 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:53,639 Let me go! Who locked my implants?
- 00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:57,518 Night Summer: [ Hissing ] I told you to after you fell asleep.
- 00:07:57,602 --> 00:08:02,940 You see, night you is not in charge.
- 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:05,443 Night I...am.
- 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:08,362 Pft! I don't care. I ain't rinsing shit. Hey!
- 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:09,864 W-What are you doing?
- 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:13,784 If you refuse to clean your dishes...
- 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:17,371 then I will have to do it for you.
- 00:08:17,455 --> 00:08:19,332 [ Grunting ]
- 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,500 Unh-unh! Unh-unh-unh! Unh-unh!
- 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:24,712 I have always been here, Rick,
- 00:08:24,712 --> 00:08:29,050 deep inside the mind of your grandchild,
- 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:31,219 waiting to come out.
- 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:33,054 [ Fork scraping, Rick grunting ]
- 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:37,266 Your machine allowed me to steal the night.
- 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:42,313 And soon... I will seize the day.
- 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:43,940 [ Grunting ]
- 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:45,900 [ Gulps ]
- 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:48,027 [ Grunting, coughs ]
- 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:50,071 Oh! Baby Jesus!
- 00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:51,906 [ Grunts ] Oh, it's awful!
- 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:54,325 Oh, Baby Jesus! Awful!
- 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:55,952 [ Gulping ]
- 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:58,371 What the fuck is your problem with me?
- 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,581 What? What? I don't know what you're talking about!
- 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,959 I just got force-fed diarrhea by your night person,
- 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:05,628 who's also convinced night me to lock me out of my tech.
- 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:07,088 Morty: Uh, Rick?
- 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:09,507 There's been a pretty clear escalation down here.
- 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:11,300 The night family stripped the house last night.
- 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:14,387 Everything's gone, including the Somnambulator!
- 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,222 They locked us out of the garage.
- 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:18,474 Don't know about you, but I got the hoo-ha's.
- 00:09:18,474 --> 00:09:20,601 God damn it! Are you happy now, Summer?
- 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:21,769 I didn't do anything.
- 00:09:21,769 --> 00:09:23,437 I'm trapped in this bullshit, too.
- 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:24,855 Yeah. Glad you think so.
- 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:26,565 Because I got a plan to beat Night Summer--
- 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:29,360 You're going undercover.
- 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:32,071 Did you <i>have</i> to make mushy garbage science
- 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:34,323 on the living-room carpet?
- 00:09:32,154 --> 00:09:34,323 Yeah. No choice, Jerry.
- 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,909 Night Summer had Night Rick take away my tech.
- 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:38,494 Had to improvise.
- 00:09:38,494 --> 00:09:40,454 There are different levels of cortisol in your bloodstream
- 00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:42,123 when you're asleep, so this interface
- 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:44,375 only works off my awake saliva samples--
- 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:45,501 Naghh.
- 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:47,128 There.
- 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:49,297 No one asleep will be able to deactivate the laser cage
- 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:50,881 until I win.
- 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:50,881 W-Where's Summer?
- 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:54,093 Never mind her. All of you-- [ Whistles ] Get to bed.
- 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:56,929 Ugh! it itches. This whole thing is way uncomfortable.
- 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:58,222 Yeah, that's the idea.
- 00:09:58,306 --> 00:09:59,932 The Sleep Deprivation Suit is designed
- 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:01,350 to keep you awake until morning.
- 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,977 Uh, aren't they going to be suspicious
- 00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:05,271 seeing Night Summer covered in all this Terry Gilliam?
- 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,981 They're not gonna question her.
- 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:09,191 She's the leader of the night family for some stupid reason.
- 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:11,027 When the night family activates, just blend in.
- 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,445 Make them think you're Night Summer.
- 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,322 If you start to nod off, suck on this tube.
- 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:15,489 What is it?
- 00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:17,158 A cocktail of Mountain Dew and DayQuil.
- 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:18,826 The kids in Southern Europe call it DewQuil.
- 00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:20,411 Smells gross. It is.
- 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:23,664 Once you find the Somnambulator, use this Deactivator Puck.
- 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:25,916 Stick it on the Somnambulator, and when the puck activates,
- 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,793 it'll fry its circuits. [ Gulps ]
- 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:30,171 Remember-- stay awake all night.
- 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:33,007 Meet me back here at sunrise.
- 00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:34,717 [ Sighs ]
- 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:36,927 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
- 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:49,482 {\an8}♪
- 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:52,026 [ Slurping ]
- 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:56,238 {\an8}♪
- 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:59,283 [ Machinery beeping ]
- 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:04,663 {\an8}♪
- 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:06,874 [ Dramatic music plays ]
- 00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:14,882 {\an8}♪
- 00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:17,510 [ Beeping ]
- 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:22,390 {\an8}♪
- 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:25,351 [ Sleepily ] Why are you wearing that suit?
- 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,811 [ Sleepily ] Mm.
- 00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:26,811 [ Sleepily ] Yes.
- 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:27,937 Yes. Why?
- 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:30,606 [ Slurping ]
- 00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:32,400 Yeah.
- 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:36,445 Because you're all such clothing experts.
- 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,280 That's fair. Ouch.
- 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,366 Fair enough. [ Sleepily ] Point taken.
- 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:43,577 [ Hissing ] Get back to work.
- 00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:47,790 I rule the night... and stuff.
- 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:48,791 Yes.
- 00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:48,791 Okay.
- 00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:50,543 Will do.
- 00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,543 As you wish.
- 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,086 [ Puck beeping rapidly ]
- 00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:55,131 {\an8}♪
- 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,674 Grandpa Rick! Rick, wake up!
- 00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:58,050 Wha-- I'm up! I'm up!
- 00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,593 D-Did you find it? For sure.
- 00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:01,637 You were souping up that Somnambu-whatever
- 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:04,598 so they could extend its range beyond the house.
- 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,100 But I defeated that shit
- 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,727 when I put the thing on top of the thing.
- 00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:11,439 Everybody, wake up! Summer fried the Somnambulator!
- 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:13,816 The nightmare is over.
- 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:13,816 Really? Oh!
- 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:16,277 That's amazing!
- 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:16,277 Almost got pinched, but yeah.
- 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,612 Say <i>adiós</i> to the night family.
- 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:20,614 Bye-bye, pen pal.
- 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,158 I want Shoney's pancakes!
- 00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:23,534 Yes! Shoney's pancakes!
- 00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,911 All right! Brunch is on me, day family--
- 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,913 Naghh. [ Whirring ]
- 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:29,206 You know, for a second there,
- 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:30,791 I thought Night Summer was gonna win.
- 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,501 That chick is the absolute worst.
- 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:36,922 Sorry, Rick, but your opinion means very little to me.
- 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:43,721 [ Hissing ] Did you think you could stop me with this, Rick?
- 00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:45,556 Halt, daymanoids!
- 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,099 Everyone get behind my abs!
- 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:50,561 Do not move! Do not move!
- 00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:52,855 You are most definitely surrounded.
- 00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:56,775 You are the slaves now.
- 00:12:56,859 --> 00:13:03,240 If you have any doubt... I suggest you sleep on it.
- 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,159 [ Gasps ] She's Night Summer!
- 00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:06,744 Thanks, Jerry.
- 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:12,708 Work! Work!
- 00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:15,669 The function of the daymanoid is to serve the night!
- 00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:17,671 Work harder! Harder!
- 00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:22,468 It is natural for the day to serve the night.
- 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:25,596 Night was here long before day.
- 00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:29,350 Half of all time is nighttime.
- 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:30,893 One hundred and fifty-seven.
- 00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:30,893 Ooh!
- 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:32,686 One hundred and fifty-eight.
- 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,480 One hundred and-- No more, please!
- 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,524 I hate exercise!
- 00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:36,524 Silence!
- 00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:37,858 Crunch harder! Harder!
- 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:40,694 We have to escape the Somnambulator's reach.
- 00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:43,113 Do we even know how far that is? No.
- 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:46,325 Cards on the table, we may be really F'ed in the A this time.
- 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:50,621 [ Buzzer sounds ]
- 00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:50,621 Uh, report to your designated sleep pod for rest period.
- 00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:51,956 Ooh-ee.
- 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:54,708 [ Suspenseful music plays ]
- 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,293 {\an8}♪
- 00:13:56,377 --> 00:14:02,216 [ Machinery whirring, gas hissing ]
- 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:10,641 {\an8}♪
- 00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,810 [ Machinery whirring ]
- 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:15,688 [ Breathily ] I am a friend of your son-in-law.
- 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,147 Come with me.
- 00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:18,607 How? Huh? Hurry.
- 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:22,611 We don't have long before the proxy drones go back online.
- 00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:26,824 Oh, thank you, Night Jerry.
- 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:29,577 Anything to help Day Jerry's family.
- 00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:31,745 He's a very special per--
- 00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:33,789 Oh! Hey! Ow! Why?
- 00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:35,291 Nice. You got our Jerry back.
- 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,001 Uh, yeah. Totally why I did that.
- 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,294 Everybody in Rick's car!
- 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,588 No, no, no, no, Morty! Wait!
- 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,089 [ Dog barking ]
- 00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:44,174 Having a bit a trouble with your car, Sanchez?
- 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:45,634 Not now, Gene! Drone: Halt!
- 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:49,179 Daymanoids are restricted from the outside world!
- 00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:50,973 Halt! Halt!
- 00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:53,100 Hold on to your tits.
- 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:54,810 [ Engine revs ]
- 00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:56,604 [ Dramatic music plays ]
- 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,230 Where am I going?
- 00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:58,230 To the airport!
- 00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:00,274 We have to get as far away as possible from the Somnambulator
- 00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:02,192 before we fall asleep.
- 00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:02,192 W-What about Summer?
- 00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:03,652 W-We can't leave her behind!
- 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,779 She's not your sister anymore, Morty. Consider her dead.
- 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:06,947 Eat shit, Summer!
- 00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,449 Sweetie, you got to shake those robots.
- 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,784 [ Tires screeching ]
- 00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:15,706 {\an8}♪
- 00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:18,000 I think we lost them!
- 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,460 [ Drones whirring ]
- 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,378 Son of a bitch!
- 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,339 {\an8}♪
- 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:25,007 Rick: Damn it, we lost Morty!
- 00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:26,467 {\an8}♪
- 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,427 Aah! Beth! Watch out!
- 00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:30,054 You cannot esca--
- 00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:32,514 [ Grunts ]
- 00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:32,514 [ Horn blares, tires screeching ]
- 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,687 Huh?
- 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,690 [ Siren wailing ] Stop or I'll shoot everyone!
- 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,400 Rick: [ Grunting ]
- 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,903 {\an8}♪
- 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:47,613 Ha!
- 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,114 [ Grunts ]
- 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,659 [ Hissing ] Take the wheel.
- 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,370 [ Hissing ] As you wish.
- 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,996 [ Gunshots ]
- 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:59,333 [ Grunts ] Let go of me, you little shit!
- 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,835 {\an8}♪
- 00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,545 [ Tires screeching ]
- 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,506 Jerry: No! You're going the wrong way!
- 00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:07,716 Silence, day breather!
- 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,843 Aah! Morty, you're choking me.
- 00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,011 I know!
- 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:13,681 [ Growls ] Ow! What the heck, Dad?
- 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:18,102 [ Horn blares, tires screeching ]
- 00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:21,313 Help me stop your mom!
- 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:24,274 Look out, you useless old man.
- 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:25,734 What the-- What the hell?
- 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,695 Give me that gun and take the wheel, stupid.
- 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:28,529 Jesus!
- 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:29,488 Sorry!
- 00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:34,993 {\an8}♪
- 00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:38,372 Aah! Oh!
- 00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:41,709 {\an8}♪
- 00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,377 Ugh.
- 00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,254 {\an8}♪
- 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,505 Ow!
- 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,549 The night family's trying to make us go back home!
- 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,759 You got to turn around!
- 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,011 [ Tires screeching ]
- 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:56,348 Why even bother, Gene?
- 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,225 [ Tires screeching ]
- 00:16:58,225 --> 00:16:59,727 Good job, Mom. Back on course.
- 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,478 Phew. Almost didn't make it.
- 00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:03,981 Hit the sheets, daymanoids.
- 00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:04,940 Aah!
- 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:06,859 Night person!
- 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,777 [ Hissing, whispering ] Hey! I'm on your side!
- 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,529 I'm on your side! Oh, that's right. Sorry.
- 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:11,613 Sorry. Rough day.
- 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:14,867 Daymanoids. [ Siren wailing ]
- 00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:17,578 Fla-hoigan!
- 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:20,873 {\an8}♪
- 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,291 Come on. Jump.
- 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:25,627 Why? I'm already in a perfectly functional car.
- 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,463 Uh... family?
- 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,923 Aww!
- 00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:33,218 {\an8}♪
- 00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,679 [ Explosions echoing ]
- 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:41,602 Everybody awake?
- 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:42,728 Ouch!
- 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,438 We are now!
- 00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,438 Hey, what the hay?
- 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:48,275 Looks like we're gonna make it, kids.
- 00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:49,777 Ow!
- 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:53,113 [ Hissing ] Nighty-night, slaves.
- 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,198 Fuck.
- 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,909 [ Tires screeching ]
- 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,578 [ Dramatic music plays ]
- 00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:01,789 [ Grunting ]
- 00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,707 Take that!
- 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:08,462 {\an8}♪
- 00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:10,088 Ugh!
- 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,883 [ Grunts ] Take that!
- 00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:15,385 [ Hissing ] Hold him down.
- 00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:15,385 No! [ Grunts ]
- 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:19,473 [ Hissing ] Stop! Rick, we're all the same people.
- 00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:22,184 There must some agreement we can reach
- 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,812 to stop this god-awful conflict!
- 00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,271 Oh? Like what?
- 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,649 I would consider a truce
- 00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:32,486 if the daymanoids would rinse their dishes.
- 00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:35,239 Fine by me. Yes. Rinse!
- 00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:36,532 That seems fair.
- 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,909 We can end all of this right now
- 00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:42,204 if you agree to rinse your dishes.
- 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,206 What do you say, Rick?
- 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,500 [ Insects chirping ]
- 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,544 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
- 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:51,088 {\an8}♪
- 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:54,591 Let's go home. Right, Grandpa?
- 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:57,845 Great idea, Summer.
- 00:18:57,845 --> 00:19:07,187 {\an8}♪
- 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:16,488 {\an8}♪
- 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:25,747 {\an8}♪
- 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:34,923 {\an8}♪
- 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,300 Man: <i>So... until you pay that fee,</i>
- 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,926 <i>plus the multiple overdue charges,</i>
- 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,511 <i>your account will remain frozen.</i>
- 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,722 [ Raspily ] Normally, this would have been dealt with
- 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,557 by our daymanoid oppressors,
- 00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:46,727 but we recently freed ourselves from the shackles of the night.
- 00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:48,896 <i>Honey, I got 30 more calls to make today.</i>
- 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:52,065 [ Breathily ] The bank repossessed the car.
- 00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,483 [ Sleepily ] Aw, man.
- 00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,235 I got logged out of my Twitter account
- 00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:57,487 and don't know my password. Shit.
- 00:19:57,571 --> 00:20:00,490 We spent all the day people's money on vacations,
- 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:01,909 renting concert halls,
- 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,828 and night-centric streaming subscriptions.
- 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:06,246 We're broke.
- 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,916 I guess there's a lot more work to seizing the day
- 00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:11,043 than I thought.
- 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,419 [ Sighs ]
- 00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:12,419 [ Groans ]
- 00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:15,714 [ Sleepily ] I have a device that will solve
- 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,425 all of our problems.
- 00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:23,472 [ Machinery whirring ]
- 00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:26,266 [ Gunshots ]
- 00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,769 [ Whirring slows, stops ]
- 00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:31,355 [ Normal voice ] Whoa. How long have we been asleep?
- 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,649 [ Normal voice ] Ah, can't be that long.
- 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,442 Oh, my God! No!
- 00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:37,235 They killed the Choco Taco!
- 00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,196 [ All screaming ]
- 00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:42,199 Did you get any of that?
- 00:00:06,304 --> 00:00:09,984 КОГДА ТЫ ПРОСНУЛСЯ В ХОЛОДНОМ ПОТУ И УБИТЫЙ КОШМАРОМ ГЛЯДИШЬ В ТЕМНОТУ
- 00:00:09,984 --> 00:00:13,624 КОГДА ТЫ ПРОСНУЛСЯ В ПОСТЕЛИ КРИЧА, УВИДАВ ПРЕД СОБОЙ СВОЕГО ПАЛАЧА
- 00:00:13,624 --> 00:00:17,204 В ТВОЁ ОДИНОЧЕСТВО ВТОРГЛОСЬ ПРОРОЧЕСТВО: ГИБЕЛЬ СВОЮ ТЫ УЧУЯЛ ВДРУГ
- 00:00:17,204 --> 00:00:19,504 ТОМАС СТЕРН ЭЛИОТ
- 00:00:25,804 --> 00:00:27,524 СЧЁТЧИК ОВЕЦ
- 00:03:05,744 --> 00:03:07,844 МАРТ
- 00:03:10,384 --> 00:03:11,984 Привет, мам. Как дела?
- 00:03:48,504 --> 00:03:51,624 ОТ: НОЧНОГО ДЖЕРРИ, СОННАЯ АВЕНЮ КОМУ: ДНЕВНОМУ ДЖЕРРИ, УЛИЦА ПОДПОДУШНАЯ
- 00:06:35,124 --> 00:06:38,464 ЗАПРЕТНАЯ ЗОНА ВОСЕМЬ МАРМАДЮКОВ ОТ ВНЕШНЕГО КОЛЬЦА
- 00:07:07,264 --> 00:07:09,624 НА 110% НЕРАЗРУШИМО
- 00:11:14,404 --> 00:11:16,864 РАДИУС ПОЛЯ
- 00:13:10,204 --> 00:13:11,344 ИЮЛЬ
- 00:14:01,804 --> 00:14:03,644 НОЧНОЙ ДЖЕРРИ, ЕСЛИ ТЫ МОЙ ДРУГ, ПОМОГИ МОЕЙ СЕМЬЕ
- 00:15:34,844 --> 00:15:37,704 РАСПРОДАЖА ПУСТЫХ КОРОБОК
- 00:17:31,164 --> 00:17:32,804 БЕНЗИНОВЫЙ ЗАВОД
- 00:17:33,024 --> 00:17:34,564 МУЗЕЙ ДИНАМИТА
- 00:17:34,984 --> 00:17:36,704 СКЛАД СУХИХ ЛИСТЬЕВ
- 00:17:44,084 --> 00:17:45,724 АЭРОПОРТ СЛЕДУЮЩИЙ СЪЕЗД
- 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,500 "КОЛИ ТИ САМІСІНЬКИЙ ПОСЕРЕД НОЧІ
- 00:00:08,590 --> 00:00:10,550 ПІДРИВАЄШСЯ ВЕСЬ СПІТНІЛИЙ І СТРАХ ДО ТЕБЕ ШЕПОЧЕ.
- 00:00:10,630 --> 00:00:12,420 КОЛИ ТИ САМІСІНЬКИЙ ПОСЕРЕД ПОСТЕЛІ
- 00:00:12,510 --> 00:00:15,180 НЕМОВ ВІД УДАРУ ПО ГОЛОВІ ЛОВИШ КАРУСЕЛІ.
- 00:00:15,260 --> 00:00:17,890 ЖАХІТТЯ НАЛІТАЮТЬ ЯК КОРШАКИ І ТЕБЕ
- 00:00:17,970 --> 00:00:20,060 ПОЧИНАЮТЬ БИТИ ДРИЖАКИ..." Т.С. ЕЛІОТ
- 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:28,190 РАХІВНИК ОВЕЧОК
- 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,000 ЗРОБИТИ ТИСЯЧУ ПОВТОРІВ НА ПРЕС
- 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:08,660 БЕРЕЗЕНЬ
- 00:03:10,730 --> 00:03:12,480 Привіт, мамо. Як справи?
- 00:03:48,990 --> 00:03:51,990 ВІД НІЧНОГО ДЖЕРРІ, СОНЬКО-ВІЛЛЬ ДЕННОМУ ДЖЕРРІ, БАДЬОРО-ТАУН
- 00:06:35,180 --> 00:06:36,770 ЗАБОРОНЕНА ЗОНА...
- 00:06:36,850 --> 00:06:39,060 ВІСІМ МАРМАДУКІВ ЗА ЗОВНІШНІМ КІЛЬЦЕМ
- 00:07:07,630 --> 00:07:10,220 НЕЗНИЩЕННІСТЬ 110%
- 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,000 НЮХАЛЬНІ СОЛІ
- 00:11:15,090 --> 00:11:17,420 ДІАПАЗОН ДІЇ ПОЛЯ
- 00:13:10,770 --> 00:13:11,990 ЛИПЕНЬ
- 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,000 «ДЕНЬ НЕЗАЛЕЖНОСТІ» «ДЕНЬ БАБАКА»
- 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,600 «РІКІ БОББІ: КОРОЛЬ ДОРОГИ» «ФЕРРІС Б’ЮЛЕР БЕРЕ ВИХІДНИЙ»
- 00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:06,560 НІЧНИЙ ДЖЕРРІ, ЯКЩО ТИ СПРАВДІ МЕНІ ДРУГ, ДОПОМОЖИ МОЇЙ СІМ’Ї. – ДЕННИЙ ДЖЕРРІ
- 00:15:35,510 --> 00:15:37,310 ПРОДАЮТЬСЯ ПОРОЖНІ КАРТОННІ КОРОБКИ
- 00:16:14,010 --> 00:16:16,720 ШВИДКА ДОСТАВКА АДДЕРОЛЛУ
- 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,510 ВИЇЗД НА АВТОМАГІСТРАЛЬ
- 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:33,420 БЕНЗИНОВИЙ ЗАВОД
- 00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:36,880 МУЗЕЙ ДИНАМІТУ
- 00:17:36,970 --> 00:17:38,930 СКЛАД СУХОГО ЛИСТЯ
- 00:17:44,890 --> 00:17:46,480 НАСТУПНИЙ З’ЇЗД ДО АЕРОПОРТУ
- 00:19:21,150 --> 00:19:24,530 НАЙКРАЩИЙ ДІДО НА СВІТІ