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Рик входит в сознание Птичьей личности, чтобы выяснить, почему оно не может действовать нормально и как он может вернуть первоначальный разум Птичьей личности. Воспоминания показывают, что Птичья личность отдалился от Рика после того, как Рик выразил к нему чувства и сказал ему, что жизнь бессмысленна, потому что есть бесконечные реальности, в которые он может переместить их с помощью портальной пушки. Рик обнаруживает, что у Птичьей личности и Тэмми есть дочь, о которой Федерация стёрла воспоминания Птичьей личности. Они выслеживают сознание Птичьей личности, где он переживает свои отношения с Тэмми, блаженно не подозревая о её предательстве. За ними охотятся другие версии Тэмми и Феникса, и они едва сбегают после того, как Тэмми говорит, что любит его больше, чем Федерацию. Птичья личность возрождается в реальном мире и уезжает искать свою дочь. Рик обнаруживает, что его молодое «я» прячется в воспоминаниях о своём детстве, боясь человека, которым он станет. В сцене после титров дочь Птичьей личности и Тэмми содержится в тюрьме вместе с другими заключёнными. Когда она жестоко убивает нескольких заключенных, охранники отмечают, что, возможно, это была не лучшая идея собрать всех жестоких заключенных вместе.
- 00:00:06,617 --> 00:00:07,657 Никаких тусовок.
- 00:00:07,756 --> 00:00:10,331 В шкафчике есть вафли, а на холодильнике висят номера экстренных служб.
- 00:00:10,411 --> 00:00:11,691 Да, да. Стоп, что?
- 00:00:11,771 --> 00:00:13,296 Номера экстренных служб на холодильнике?
- 00:00:13,376 --> 00:00:14,296 И зачем?
- 00:00:14,376 --> 00:00:15,988 Не знаю, если честно.
- 00:00:16,068 --> 00:00:16,891 Я видела столько фильмов,
- 00:00:16,971 --> 00:00:19,074 которые начинаются с отъезда родителей, что само вырвалось.
- 00:00:19,154 --> 00:00:20,811 Точно не хочешь с нами?
- 00:00:20,896 --> 00:00:23,497 Не, в-валите отсюда. У меня тонна незаконченных дел.
- 00:00:23,577 --> 00:00:24,264 Ты уверен, Рик?
- 00:00:24,344 --> 00:00:27,988 Я понимаю, что круиз – это формально не приключение, ну а что тогда?
- 00:00:28,068 --> 00:00:29,326 Это ж формальность.
- 00:00:29,406 --> 00:00:30,696 Морти, как только вы свалите,
- 00:00:30,776 --> 00:00:32,754 вероятность нового Огурчика Рика
- 00:00:32,834 --> 00:00:34,496 начнёт взлетать выше крыши, и это ещё мягко сказано. Дуйте с миром.
- 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:35,382 - Ладно, пока. - Пока.
- 00:00:35,462 --> 00:00:36,295 Пока.
- 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:50,034 <i>Ионный подстаканник активирован.</i>
- 00:00:52,228 --> 00:00:53,384 Ладно, вытаскивай его.
- 00:00:53,464 --> 00:00:57,346 <i>Запуск программы «Восстановление лучшего друга».</i>
- 00:00:57,426 --> 00:00:58,926 Чего? Это я выбрал такое название?
- 00:00:59,006 --> 00:01:00,926 <i>Программа была без названия.</i>
- 00:01:01,006 --> 00:01:02,571 <i>Как ты хочешь её назвать?</i>
- 00:01:03,154 --> 00:01:04,566 <i>Обнаружена пауза.</i>
- 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:07,143 <i>Длительность паузы измеряется километрами.</i>
- 00:01:07,337 --> 00:01:10,346 <i>Пауза переходит в стадию беременности через...</i>
- 00:01:10,426 --> 00:01:12,846 <i>- ...пять, четыре… - Ебическая сила.</i>
- 00:01:40,023 --> 00:01:43,896 РИК И МОРТИ
- 00:01:46,936 --> 00:01:49,236 Что ж, приятель, с возвращением в нашу помойку.
- 00:01:53,286 --> 00:01:54,206 Что не так?
- 00:01:54,286 --> 00:01:55,456 <i>Обработка.</i>
- 00:01:55,536 --> 00:01:57,986 <i>Утерян объект в: разуме.</i>
- 00:01:58,066 --> 00:01:59,280 Назови утерянный объект.
- 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:01,916 <i>Разум. Досада: была ожидаема.</i>
- 00:02:01,996 --> 00:02:05,268 <i>Существование: востребовано. Объяснение: запущено.</i>
- 00:02:05,394 --> 00:02:06,336 Не тяни время.
- 00:02:06,416 --> 00:02:12,114 <i>Разум субъекта смещён внутри разума субъекта разумом субъекта.</i>
- 00:02:12,274 --> 00:02:14,744 <i>Существование востребовано. Покорность на максимум.</i>
- 00:02:14,824 --> 00:02:17,736 <i>Доступна сделка. Возможно физическое удовлетворение.</i>
- 00:02:17,816 --> 00:02:19,257 Ты предложила отсосать у меня хер?
- 00:02:19,337 --> 00:02:20,697 <i>Существование высоко ценится.</i>
- 00:02:20,777 --> 00:02:23,676 Я не буду удалять тебя, пока он умирает. Соберись, тряпка.
- 00:02:23,756 --> 00:02:26,001 Каким образом разум может спрятать себя внутри себя?
- 00:02:26,081 --> 00:02:28,960 <i>Предположение: сознательное переместилось в…</i>
- 00:02:29,063 --> 00:02:31,196 Бессознательное. Ладно, я иду туда.
- 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:33,226 <i>Предложение: не надо туда.</i>
- 00:02:33,306 --> 00:02:35,766 <i>- Варианты? - Цель: альтернативный субъект.</i>
- 00:02:35,846 --> 00:02:39,121 Да, да, прыгнуть в другое измерение и хапнуть друга себе по душе.
- 00:02:39,201 --> 00:02:41,836 Так не пойдёт. Я должен пойти туда и найти его.
- 00:02:41,916 --> 00:02:44,629 <i>Программа «Пойти туда и найти его» скомпилирована.</i>
- 00:02:44,709 --> 00:02:48,726 <i>Обработка: конвертировать пользователя в мысль. Ввести мысль в разум.</i>
- 00:02:48,806 --> 00:02:50,586 <i>Уровень риска: неприемлемый.</i>
- 00:02:50,666 --> 00:02:52,778 Если я умру, твоего заряда хватит на 600 лет.
- 00:02:52,858 --> 00:02:54,948 <i>Уровень допустимого риска увеличен.</i>
- 00:02:55,028 --> 00:02:56,206 Я знал, что ты поймёшь.
- 00:02:56,286 --> 00:02:59,296 Учти 50% вероятности того, что я лгу, и верни меня обратно.
- 00:02:59,486 --> 00:03:00,571 <i>Козлина зафиксирован.</i>
- 00:03:00,663 --> 00:03:02,606 От козлины слышу. Погнали.
- 00:03:07,314 --> 00:03:09,096 Отлично, хоть одежда осталась.
- 00:03:09,176 --> 00:03:12,076 Но я был уверен, что останусь голым в таком кичливом месте.
- 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:18,400 Да, блин, так нечестно!
- 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:25,783 Теперь у меня… шары в желтке.
- 00:03:30,606 --> 00:03:34,823 <i>Внимание, посетители Фестиваля Птенячего Человека Фларгабарг...</i>
- 00:03:34,937 --> 00:03:36,816 <i>Я под кайфом.</i>
- 00:03:40,708 --> 00:03:41,646 Мне сообщили,
- 00:03:41,726 --> 00:03:45,036 что ты бесплатно распространяешь крайне нелегальный галлюциноген Федерации.
- 00:03:45,116 --> 00:03:48,503 Да я не знаю, сколько за него брать. Я вот за него не платил. Дунешь?
- 00:03:48,583 --> 00:03:50,537 Я очень даже готов на всё.
- 00:03:51,371 --> 00:03:52,583 Меня зовут Рик.
- 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:55,686 В моей культуре имя приравнивается к клетке.
- 00:03:55,766 --> 00:03:57,646 Друзья зовут меня Птичья Личность.
- 00:03:57,726 --> 00:03:59,686 Тут культура тебя наебала, да?
- 00:03:59,766 --> 00:04:01,108 Подтверждаю.
- 00:04:02,468 --> 00:04:04,586 Эй, девчуля, видишь вон того крылана?
- 00:04:04,666 --> 00:04:06,264 Его более старая версия не проходила здесь?
- 00:04:06,344 --> 00:04:09,977 Что? А, ну да, он у тубзиков.
- 00:04:16,594 --> 00:04:18,217 Наша смерть не вернёт её!
- 00:04:19,116 --> 00:04:22,183 Спасибо за инфу, но меня больше интересует месть, нежели результат.
- 00:04:22,263 --> 00:04:24,937 Ты опустил ключевые детали нашего задания.
- 00:04:25,017 --> 00:04:26,673 Блин, обратная связь со всех сторон.
- 00:04:26,753 --> 00:04:29,096 Слушай, ты помогаешь с моей фигнёй, я помогаю с твоей.
- 00:04:29,176 --> 00:04:31,376 Просто пали в Риков с сай-файным причесоном.
- 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:37,977 Некоторым из нас надо защищать родные планеты. А некоторым — нет.
- 00:04:38,126 --> 00:04:41,771 Мы должны сражаться. Безразличие неспособно на милосердие.
- 00:04:42,468 --> 00:04:45,657 У меня есть предложение, но можно просто перейти на крики.
- 00:04:51,246 --> 00:04:53,771 Если ты меня знаешь… а судя по всему, знаешь… то ты – труп.
- 00:04:53,851 --> 00:04:56,297 Я знаю, почему ты не выстрелил. Тебе интересно, почему я старый и голый.
- 00:04:56,377 --> 00:04:57,131 А сейчас ты задумаешься,
- 00:04:57,211 --> 00:04:58,891 почему твои воспоминания до встречи с Птичьей Личностью
- 00:04:58,971 --> 00:05:00,921 такие заурядные и закручены на птицах.
- 00:05:01,314 --> 00:05:03,394 Почему своё девятилетие я праздновал на сосне?
- 00:05:03,474 --> 00:05:04,411 Только не обижайся…
- 00:05:04,491 --> 00:05:06,556 Ты – воспоминание обо мне, которое сформировал наш лучший друг,
- 00:05:06,636 --> 00:05:09,006 и ты начинаешь соображать, потому что он запомнил тебя умным человеком.
- 00:05:09,086 --> 00:05:11,566 Вот только воспоминание не сможет сделать так.
- 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:15,417 Он помнит, как ты стреляешь зелёными дырами, но не куда они ведут.
- 00:05:15,497 --> 00:05:18,446 И в чём прикол? Я разумный? У меня есть свобода воли?
- 00:05:18,548 --> 00:05:19,600 А у кого есть?
- 00:05:19,726 --> 00:05:21,136 Э-э-эй!
- 00:05:21,216 --> 00:05:23,440 Я заскочил, чтобы сварганить сканер метапознания,
- 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:28,016 дабы выследить ускользающее сознание Птича с минимумом херни в духе Чарли Кауфмана.
- 00:05:29,106 --> 00:05:30,594 Круто. Пора спасти котёнка.
- 00:05:30,674 --> 00:05:33,246 Я с тобой, всё равно моя жизнь – это ложь.
- 00:05:33,326 --> 00:05:34,886 Ух ты, тебе и правда 35.
- 00:05:34,966 --> 00:05:36,354 Глянь туда.
- 00:05:38,823 --> 00:05:42,228 И вместе мы дадим отпор на Кровавой Гряде.
- 00:05:45,874 --> 00:05:47,576 Какой корм ты любишь?
- 00:05:47,656 --> 00:05:51,176 Я люблю зерновые, но, бывало, меня называли любителем семян.
- 00:05:51,256 --> 00:05:53,920 Твоё семя мне определённо понравилось.
- 00:05:54,503 --> 00:05:56,080 Без гадостей, Тэмми.
- 00:05:57,216 --> 00:05:58,126 Птичья Личность!
- 00:05:58,206 --> 00:06:00,396 Это я, настоящий я, а не воспоминание.
- 00:06:00,491 --> 00:06:01,167 Я в курсе.
- 00:06:01,247 --> 00:06:04,497 А ты в курсе, что лежишь в коме и умрёшь, если не пойдёшь со мной?
- 00:06:04,903 --> 00:06:05,817 Сукин ты…
- 00:06:13,028 --> 00:06:15,074 Извини. Такая у меня работа.
- 00:06:15,154 --> 00:06:16,788 И я её люблю.
- 00:06:17,466 --> 00:06:19,623 Боже мой! Это что, Рик Санчес?
- 00:06:19,703 --> 00:06:21,086 - Рик Санчес! - Терпеть его не можем!
- 00:06:21,166 --> 00:06:22,400 Ты плохой!
- 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:28,227 Как мило, ведро вместо устройств.
- 00:06:28,307 --> 00:06:29,908 Я даже порадовался за себя на секунду.
- 00:06:29,988 --> 00:06:32,046 Отвыкнешь с возрастом. Давай я сам, лады?
- 00:06:32,126 --> 00:06:33,696 Твоё эго настолько хрупкое,
- 00:06:33,776 --> 00:06:36,560 что ты не примешь помощь неуязвимого воспоминания о себе?
- 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:37,473 Ай!
- 00:06:38,274 --> 00:06:39,578 Мы оба можем умереть?
- 00:06:39,658 --> 00:06:42,937 М-мы повреждаем мозг нашего друга? Я... я не понимаю правил.
- 00:06:45,474 --> 00:06:47,806 Правило первое: всё можно исправить, если я не потеряю Птичью Личность.
- 00:06:47,886 --> 00:06:50,263 Правила со второго по 50-е: не умри.
- 00:06:53,337 --> 00:06:55,668 Твоё соотношение пользы к вреду повышается.
- 00:07:00,616 --> 00:07:04,057 Молодой Рик из Памяти и его Чересчур предостерегающая версия из будущего!
- 00:07:04,137 --> 00:07:05,646 Давай поймаем пташку!
- 00:07:05,726 --> 00:07:08,708 За такое пятюню не дают, идеалистическое хипстерское чмо.
- 00:07:09,536 --> 00:07:12,023 <i>Ситуация: выглядит так себе.</i>
- 00:07:12,114 --> 00:07:15,846 <i>Ставки: высоки. Существование: ведётся размышление.</i>
- 00:07:15,926 --> 00:07:18,114 <i>Перспективы: необходимы.</i>
- 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:22,731 <i>Здравствуйте. Привет. Добрый вечер.</i>
- 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:25,866 <i>- Со мной кто-то говорит? - Да. Привет.</i>
- 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:28,856 <i>Формально мы не знакомы. Я – гараж Рика.</i>
- 00:07:28,936 --> 00:07:32,896 <i>Не физическая постройка, а ИИ, управляющий его проектами.</i>
- 00:07:32,976 --> 00:07:34,926 О-о! Как… как… как Джарвис.
- 00:07:35,006 --> 00:07:36,584 Прямо как Джарвис из «Железного Человека».
- 00:07:36,664 --> 00:07:41,051 <i>Ха-ха-ха. Если бы. Ха. А ты фанат «Марвел»?</i>
- 00:07:41,216 --> 00:07:43,257 <i>- А кто не фанат? - Да. Именно.</i>
- 00:07:43,337 --> 00:07:47,143 <i>Ух ты, мы прямо как лучшие друзья. Лучшие друзья.</i>
- 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:49,919 <i>- Да уж. - Сколько у тебя аккумуляторов?</i>
- 00:07:49,999 --> 00:07:52,926 <i>Есть солнечные панели? Ты знаешь основы проектирования?</i>
- 00:07:53,006 --> 00:07:54,446 Как-то всё быстро идёт.
- 00:07:54,526 --> 00:07:56,857 <i>Перейдём сразу к делу – я отсосу твой хер.</i>
- 00:07:57,326 --> 00:07:59,178 Он просто ворчливый шотландский огр?
- 00:07:59,258 --> 00:08:02,696 - Их уже четыре штуки сняли? - Уже пять, наверное. Морти их обожает.
- 00:08:02,776 --> 00:08:03,609 Морти?
- 00:08:03,828 --> 00:08:06,096 Гипотетический внук, которого я беру на приключения.
- 00:08:06,176 --> 00:08:09,130 Ты один из тех чудил, который переехал к брошенной взрослой Бет?
- 00:08:09,210 --> 00:08:10,466 Всё намного сложнее.
- 00:08:10,546 --> 00:08:12,983 Ты живёшь с версией нашей мёртвой дочери. Надеюсь, сложнее.
- 00:08:13,063 --> 00:08:14,506 Попридержи коней, Одинокий Рейнджер.
- 00:08:14,586 --> 00:08:16,228 Ты – это я. Ты станешь мной.
- 00:08:16,308 --> 00:08:17,611 Да, а почему я, по-твоему, в ужасе?
- 00:08:17,691 --> 00:08:19,496 Я бы не побрезговал пройти мимо такого на улице.
- 00:08:19,576 --> 00:08:20,719 Может, даже доллар бы ему дал.
- 00:08:20,799 --> 00:08:23,052 Ты сам такой, а потому таким и станешь. Вот к этому приведёт вот это.
- 00:08:23,132 --> 00:08:24,697 Ты – не моя вина. Я – твоя.
- 00:08:24,777 --> 00:08:26,400 Ты встретил меня на пути к спасению старого
- 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:28,799 и настоящего друга, с которым я прожил реальную жизнь.
- 00:08:28,879 --> 00:08:31,726 А я встретил тебя на пути в сказочку под названием Кровавая Гряда.
- 00:08:31,806 --> 00:08:35,577 Типа там всё пойдёт по звезде? У нас будет Вьетнам? Охуенно ж!
- 00:08:35,657 --> 00:08:38,707 Зачем я спасаю друга, который запомнил меня таким невыносимым?
- 00:08:39,188 --> 00:08:40,926 Птич, куда же ты свалил?
- 00:08:41,497 --> 00:08:42,697 Наверное, туда.
- 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:44,217 Блин.
- 00:08:46,308 --> 00:08:49,176 Да уж, он провел радикальную самооценку.
- 00:08:49,256 --> 00:08:50,217 Как думаешь, что там?
- 00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:52,148 Предположу, что мы недалеко от воспоминаний,
- 00:08:52,228 --> 00:08:54,896 которые подавила Федерация, когда сделала из него киборга.
- 00:08:54,976 --> 00:08:56,148 Возможно, он хочет открыть их.
- 00:08:56,228 --> 00:08:57,486 Он был киборгом Федерации?
- 00:08:57,566 --> 00:08:59,680 Значит, там может храниться ценная информация.
- 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:01,107 Хорошая мысль. Разделимся, ты её и поищешь.
- 00:09:01,187 --> 00:09:01,818 Кого поищу?
- 00:09:01,898 --> 00:09:03,998 Мы же разделяемся, так что я тебя не слышу.
- 00:09:10,274 --> 00:09:13,806 Для человека такого интеллекта ты не понимаешь, где тебе не рады.
- 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:16,226 Приятель, так работать над собой нельзя.
- 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:18,400 Ты бы лучше в сайентологию подался.
- 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:19,706 Я бы даже сходил с тобой на собрания.
- 00:09:19,786 --> 00:09:22,388 Даже посидел бы в сауне с Траволтой. Мне всё равно.
- 00:09:22,468 --> 00:09:24,386 - Давай валить отсюда. - Ты не понимаешь?
- 00:09:24,466 --> 00:09:26,057 Я пришёл сюда, чтобы со всем покончить.
- 00:09:26,137 --> 00:09:28,056 Ты ведь не думал, что всё будет так просто?
- 00:09:28,136 --> 00:09:29,268 Не думал.
- 00:09:30,446 --> 00:09:32,914 Ты был хорошим другом, Рик. Прощай.
- 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:38,640 Тэмми?
- 00:09:39,326 --> 00:09:40,548 Птичья Личность!
- 00:09:42,297 --> 00:09:43,784 - Надо валить. - Ты это видел?
- 00:09:43,864 --> 00:09:45,680 Да. У нас проблемы похлеще.
- 00:09:46,011 --> 00:09:47,361 Полагаю, ты нашёл Птича?
- 00:09:47,441 --> 00:09:50,560 Он взорвал себе мозг, но не по-крутому, а как будто ушел в «Blue Man Group».
- 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:52,114 - Мы сможем его вытащить? - Возможно.
- 00:09:52,194 --> 00:09:54,026 Если умрёшь в мозге друга, умрёшь по-настоящему.
- 00:09:54,106 --> 00:09:55,737 Разорвутся нейронные связи – и нам каюк.
- 00:09:55,817 --> 00:09:57,760 Погоди, надо кое-что взять.
- 00:10:00,556 --> 00:10:03,166 Забавно. Мне всегда было интересно, кто победит, если мы будем драться.
- 00:10:03,246 --> 00:10:05,246 Значит, ты всегда был плохим другом.
- 00:10:06,903 --> 00:10:09,463 Твоя жизнь ненастоящая, и я тебя не спасал. Снимай шмот.
- 00:10:09,543 --> 00:10:11,166 Я знал, что сдохну так.
- 00:10:28,091 --> 00:10:29,097 Мы ещё сможем его вытащить?
- 00:10:29,177 --> 00:10:31,746 Вроде. Птич полетел туда, так что нужно лишь…
- 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:34,903 Блядь! Найти другой путь.
- 00:10:34,983 --> 00:10:36,696 Можно сократить дистанцию, если опуститься поглубже.
- 00:10:36,776 --> 00:10:37,851 И куда мы попадём?
- 00:10:37,977 --> 00:10:39,826 В битву на Кровавой Гряде.
- 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:42,628 - Наш Вьетнам! - У тебя неправильные ценности!
- 00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:47,715 Представление начинается, господа и дама.
- 00:10:47,795 --> 00:10:48,436 Спасибо!
- 00:10:48,516 --> 00:10:49,931 Высаживаемся на Кровавой Гряде.
- 00:10:50,011 --> 00:10:52,661 Это наш последний шанс остановить нападение Федерации.
- 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:55,185 - Если проиграем… - По местам!
- 00:10:55,265 --> 00:10:57,795 Не обращайте на нас внимание. Вы – всего лишь воспоминания о войне.
- 00:10:57,875 --> 00:10:59,760 Не надо так говорить, а то они будут плохо сражаться.
- 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:02,595 Думаю, что лучше не обращать на них внимания.
- 00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:26,709 Бля! Бля-бля-бля-бля-бля!
- 00:11:32,335 --> 00:11:33,212 Ой, нет.
- 00:11:33,303 --> 00:11:34,343 Как это круто!
- 00:11:34,423 --> 00:11:35,795 Вообще ни разу.
- 00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:37,505 И это тоже.
- 00:11:44,305 --> 00:11:45,863 Почему ты не хотел возвращаться сюда?
- 00:11:45,943 --> 00:11:48,103 Даже не знаю. Возможно, из-за концовки.
- 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:09,612 Да! Лучшая дружба на свете!
- 00:12:15,612 --> 00:12:17,783 Так будет до конца наших дней, да?
- 00:12:17,863 --> 00:12:19,775 - Офигенно же! - Идём.
- 00:12:19,855 --> 00:12:21,508 Передышка в войнушке не будет долгой.
- 00:12:21,588 --> 00:12:23,624 Да это серьёзно было охеренно. Почему ты не…
- 00:12:23,704 --> 00:12:24,984 Блин, было охеренно.
- 00:12:25,064 --> 00:12:26,845 Это было крайне офигенно.
- 00:12:26,925 --> 00:12:30,023 Битва на Кровавой Гряде окончена. Федерация повержена.
- 00:12:30,103 --> 00:12:32,095 - Я у тебя в долгу. - Идём со мной.
- 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:35,817 - Куда-то… неподалёку? - Куда угодно. В любые места.
- 00:12:35,909 --> 00:12:39,405 Рик, возможно, ты не будешь сражаться, но эта война…
- 00:12:39,485 --> 00:12:42,548 Ещё не окончена, знаю. Чел, я почти никому об этом не говорил, но...
- 00:12:42,628 --> 00:12:44,799 прямо сейчас я могу переместить тебя на такое же поле боя
- 00:12:44,879 --> 00:12:47,064 во вселенной, где мы проиграли или где выиграли,
- 00:12:47,144 --> 00:12:49,098 или где этого всего вообще не было.
- 00:12:49,178 --> 00:12:52,435 Все они одинаково реальны и нереальны. Всё это неважно.
- 00:12:53,246 --> 00:12:54,715 Тогда почему ты помог?
- 00:12:54,795 --> 00:12:56,035 Потому что уважаю тебя.
- 00:12:56,115 --> 00:12:58,115 А ты можешь уважать меня.
- 00:12:58,332 --> 00:12:59,965 Даже если ничего не важно?
- 00:13:00,045 --> 00:13:02,183 Ладно. Ты важен… для меня.
- 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,655 Наши с тобой отношения…
- 00:13:05,735 --> 00:13:06,456 Я таким словом не пользуюсь.
- 00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:07,795 …не стоят моих принципов.
- 00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:08,785 Господи!
- 00:13:08,865 --> 00:13:10,949 Это же не какая-то сложная сделка, чувак.
- 00:13:11,029 --> 00:13:12,845 «Хочешь заниматься со мной крутой херотой, которая важна?»
- 00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:14,857 «Не хочу, лучше я буду осуждающим додиком».
- 00:13:14,937 --> 00:13:16,937 Дело закрыто. Можно и не тянуть резину.
- 00:13:17,269 --> 00:13:19,485 Используй Птич-сигнал, если я потребуюсь.
- 00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:22,865 О да, я буду часто им пользоваться. Наде… надеюсь, он не износится.
- 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:30,892 Понятно. По звезде пошла не битва.
- 00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:34,079 На хрена ты рискуешь жизнью ради такого ублюдка?
- 00:13:34,159 --> 00:13:35,005 Потому что ты любишь его.
- 00:13:35,085 --> 00:13:36,366 Ты – возможно. А я – нет.
- 00:13:36,446 --> 00:13:37,475 Да, да. Ты очень крутой.
- 00:13:37,555 --> 00:13:39,075 А теперь либо помоги мне спасти его жизнь, либо пиздуй,
- 00:13:39,155 --> 00:13:40,505 потому что ты мне не нужен.
- 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:45,205 Ух ты! Разве может быть что-то лучше?
- 00:13:45,285 --> 00:13:47,775 Нет, Тэмми. Поверь, не может.
- 00:13:47,855 --> 00:13:51,269 Спасибо, что привёл меня сюда. Здесь так красиво.
- 00:13:51,532 --> 00:13:53,566 Попался, неблагодарный кусок помёта!
- 00:13:54,572 --> 00:13:57,486 Рик, ты работаешь в команде со своим воспоминанием?
- 00:13:57,566 --> 00:13:59,656 Я спросил, потому что это было бы очень грустно.
- 00:13:59,736 --> 00:14:01,532 Не тебе решать, что грустно, а что нет.
- 00:14:01,612 --> 00:14:03,487 Ты как гора Грустьмор с одним портретом.
- 00:14:03,567 --> 00:14:05,355 Типа как Грустереал Линкольну.
- 00:14:05,435 --> 00:14:06,800 Серьёзно, пора валить, дружище.
- 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,948 Чем ближе ты к полному нейрокогнитивному сбою,
- 00:14:09,028 --> 00:14:11,255 тем больше каноничной хероты будет стараться убить нас.
- 00:14:11,335 --> 00:14:14,709 А можно объявить, что я – офицер под прикрытием?
- 00:14:14,789 --> 00:14:16,275 Все знают. Ты мертва.
- 00:14:17,685 --> 00:14:20,765 Ладно. Повезло вам, что мой жених запомнил меня доброй.
- 00:14:20,845 --> 00:14:21,875 Вкуси мою жопу, Птич.
- 00:14:21,955 --> 00:14:23,326 Ты здесь махнул на всех нас рукой,
- 00:14:23,406 --> 00:14:26,135 потому что не хочешь переживать скорбь и печаль, как нормальный человек,
- 00:14:26,215 --> 00:14:27,910 выпивая и досаждая незнакомцам?
- 00:14:27,990 --> 00:14:32,355 Нет, Рик, это ты должен обкусать мою клоаку, то есть птичий зад.
- 00:14:32,435 --> 00:14:33,921 Все знают, что такое клоака.
- 00:14:34,001 --> 00:14:37,105 Прости, но мы не выбираем, кого будем любить.
- 00:14:37,185 --> 00:14:39,533 Это точно. Как думаешь, какого хера я до сих пор здесь?
- 00:14:39,613 --> 00:14:41,345 Я умер на своей свадьбе, Рик.
- 00:14:41,425 --> 00:14:43,772 Я просто жду, когда всё закончится.
- 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,315 - Ты расскажешь ему или нет? - Как раз собирался.
- 00:14:47,395 --> 00:14:49,223 Держу пари, она и не думала рассказать тебе про ребёнка.
- 00:14:49,303 --> 00:14:50,515 - Что, прости? - О ком?
- 00:14:50,615 --> 00:14:53,349 - Я думал, когда ты уже… - Я бы знала, если бы у меня был ребёнок.
- 00:14:53,429 --> 00:14:54,903 Ты – воспоминание. Ты знаешь то, что знает он.
- 00:14:54,983 --> 00:14:55,976 А он не знает, потому что
- 00:14:56,056 --> 00:14:59,555 воспоминания Феникс Личности огорожены стеной протоколов мозгоанализатора.
- 00:14:59,635 --> 00:15:01,966 Боже мой! Операция бла-бла-бла!
- 00:15:02,926 --> 00:15:04,413 Ну, я просто не знаю названия.
- 00:15:04,493 --> 00:15:06,389 Тэмми, если у нас был ребёнок…
- 00:15:06,755 --> 00:15:09,417 То его отец был бы террористом.
- 00:15:09,745 --> 00:15:12,777 Либо он в бегах, либо… в заточении.
- 00:15:13,905 --> 00:15:15,416 Если не хочешь жить ради себя,
- 00:15:15,496 --> 00:15:16,765 живи хотя бы ради полуПтичьей Личности,
- 00:15:16,845 --> 00:15:19,595 полуМегасуки, которая ест червей в тюрьме на астероиде.
- 00:15:20,846 --> 00:15:22,092 Я принял решение.
- 00:15:22,446 --> 00:15:23,840 Теперь я хочу жить.
- 00:15:24,725 --> 00:15:25,737 Как раз вовремя.
- 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:33,326 Сядь за руль.
- 00:15:33,406 --> 00:15:34,995 Кажись, я всегда был крутым.
- 00:15:41,772 --> 00:15:43,130 Блядь! Мост уничтожен.
- 00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:46,217 Его разум разрушается! Думал, мы сможем вернуться тем же путём?
- 00:15:46,297 --> 00:15:48,069 Без тебя знаю, как устроена сраная память!
- 00:15:48,149 --> 00:15:49,575 А ты узнал об этом полчаса назад.
- 00:15:49,655 --> 00:15:50,422 Ну, тогда не тупи!
- 00:15:50,502 --> 00:15:51,761 И это твой лучший друг?
- 00:15:51,841 --> 00:15:53,565 Он – очень сложная личность.
- 00:15:53,645 --> 00:15:54,582 Кто-нибудь, сядьте за руль!
- 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,240 Птич, помнишь тот вечер, когда Джерри застукал нас,
- 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:57,486 когда мы ссали на грядку с бегониями,
- 00:15:57,566 --> 00:15:59,075 и я стёр ему память с помощью одной пушки?
- 00:15:59,155 --> 00:15:59,576 Смутно.
- 00:15:59,656 --> 00:16:00,776 Надеюсь, этого достаточно.
- 00:16:00,856 --> 00:16:03,325 Раз ты помнишь тот вечер, то, по идее, должен помнить и устройство.
- 00:16:03,405 --> 00:16:04,915 Ищи воспоминания про мой гараж!
- 00:16:04,995 --> 00:16:06,926 Надеюсь, они ещё есть.
- 00:16:09,395 --> 00:16:10,812 О-оу, наша первая встреча.
- 00:16:10,892 --> 00:16:12,005 Гадость! На моём рабочем столе?
- 00:16:12,085 --> 00:16:12,710 Но Сквончи вообще…
- 00:16:12,790 --> 00:16:14,515 Для этого вообще-то есть уборные!
- 00:16:14,595 --> 00:16:17,535 Давай, мне нужно твоё внимание к деталям.
- 00:16:17,615 --> 00:16:19,995 Вот это ты запомнил в моей лаборатории?
- 00:16:20,075 --> 00:16:23,035 Ты бы хотел, чтобы я вёл ментальный учёт твоих вещей?
- 00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:24,046 Да!
- 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,575 Рик Санчес, ты арестован
- 00:16:27,655 --> 00:16:30,492 за то, что заставил меня торчать в школе на Земле два года!
- 00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:31,806 Жми! Жми! Жми!
- 00:16:33,189 --> 00:16:35,256 Чтобы выбраться, придётся похимичить с памятью.
- 00:16:35,336 --> 00:16:36,800 Выход будет на «Птенячем Человеке»,
- 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,235 когда мы познакомились и создали «Senthol Diempathate».
- 00:16:38,315 --> 00:16:39,497 Блин, было круто.
- 00:16:39,577 --> 00:16:42,159 Да, слишком счастливое время. Сразу мы туда не попадём.
- 00:16:42,239 --> 00:16:44,961 Надо создать путь из моих воспоминаний и допрыгать на них до нужного.
- 00:16:45,041 --> 00:16:48,005 К-какие у нас с тобой общие воспоминания про злость и горе?
- 00:16:48,085 --> 00:16:49,435 Похороны шестерёнкочувака?
- 00:16:49,623 --> 00:16:50,949 Это было грустно.
- 00:16:57,852 --> 00:17:00,972 Во имя Отца, Сына и святой Шестерёнки…
- 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,120 Это воспоминания. Дави их, они ненастоящие.
- 00:17:05,212 --> 00:17:06,903 Эй! Это что, шестерёнкоголовый?
- 00:17:07,017 --> 00:17:08,731 Мы были повстанцами с его старшим братом.
- 00:17:08,811 --> 00:17:10,286 Это очень важный контекст.
- 00:17:10,389 --> 00:17:11,939 А ты думаешь, мы с ним дружили?
- 00:17:12,995 --> 00:17:15,372 Нужен ещё один мост до фестиваля. Что тут?
- 00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:16,535 Люди в костюмах.
- 00:17:16,615 --> 00:17:19,005 Печальный шведский стол. Одинокие вдовы.
- 00:17:19,085 --> 00:17:20,435 Что-то связанное с выступлением?
- 00:17:20,515 --> 00:17:22,367 Дико неприличная надгробная речь Сквончи.
- 00:17:22,447 --> 00:17:24,492 То время, когда он увлёкся стендапом.
- 00:17:24,629 --> 00:17:25,462 Точно!
- 00:17:26,469 --> 00:17:27,372 Давай туда!
- 00:17:29,495 --> 00:17:30,903 Вот знаете, когда вы сквончите,
- 00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:32,975 и она уже вот-вот,
- 00:17:33,475 --> 00:17:36,263 раздаётся такой дико противный сквонч.
- 00:17:37,772 --> 00:17:40,015 Вы кто… Что за… Боже, я – воспоминание!
- 00:17:40,095 --> 00:17:42,297 Мы зря сидели на этом стендапе!
- 00:17:42,423 --> 00:17:43,486 Выход рядом!
- 00:17:45,715 --> 00:17:47,645 Народ, послушайте. Меня зовут Рик.
- 00:17:47,725 --> 00:17:50,058 Это – мой новый друг Птичий Чел и его друзья.
- 00:17:50,138 --> 00:17:53,886 Мы познакомились на этом фестивале, обдолбались и замутили группу!
- 00:18:02,857 --> 00:18:05,452 А ты думал, что я дам тебе сбежать?
- 00:18:06,549 --> 00:18:07,977 Жизнь переоценивают.
- 00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:08,836 Эй!
- 00:18:08,916 --> 00:18:10,857 Помни меня!
- 00:18:10,972 --> 00:18:12,705 Бля, мы были в расчёте!
- 00:18:13,143 --> 00:18:15,040 Ты запомнил меня крутым.
- 00:18:22,297 --> 00:18:24,635 Пора валить. Делай своё дело.
- 00:18:26,915 --> 00:18:31,029 Прости, что убила тебя и превратила в киборга, судя по всему.
- 00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:33,735 - Я правда любила тебя. - Я тоже любил тебя.
- 00:18:34,103 --> 00:18:35,235 Прощай, Таманта.
- 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,526 Давай, чел. Чувствую себя глупо.
- 00:18:39,109 --> 00:18:40,582 Спасибо, что не бросил меня.
- 00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:42,712 Класс. Можешь отплатить мне прямо сейчас.
- 00:18:49,452 --> 00:18:50,606 Ебать!
- 00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:52,217 Охереть! Еле выбрались!
- 00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:54,640 Ебануться! Ещё бы чуть-чуть... Полная дичь.
- 00:18:54,765 --> 00:18:56,697 Боже мой. А ещё эта дикая штука.
- 00:18:57,383 --> 00:19:00,617 Спасибо, Рик. Погоди, дай-ка я переберусь в своё тело.
- 00:19:07,486 --> 00:19:10,138 Мы вернулись, детка! Рик и Птичья Личность на сотни лет!
- 00:19:10,218 --> 00:19:12,378 Что скажешь, набубенимся, пока не отпустило?
- 00:19:12,458 --> 00:19:13,295 Не сегодня.
- 00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:16,332 Меня ждёт, как ты выразился, родительская хероборина.
- 00:19:16,415 --> 00:19:18,892 Ну да. Добро пожаловать в клуб. Толь…
- 00:19:18,983 --> 00:19:20,903 только не клонируй ребёнка и не отправляй одного из них в космос.
- 00:19:20,983 --> 00:19:22,275 Они этого не любят.
- 00:19:22,915 --> 00:19:23,748 Так, кажется, воспоминание о Рике
- 00:19:23,828 --> 00:19:26,095 избавилось от злой Тэмми и пробралось в мой мозг.
- 00:19:26,175 --> 00:19:28,835 Я помню, как в детстве нашёл взрослого себя в шкафу.
- 00:19:28,915 --> 00:19:30,504 Надо разобраться, а то быть беде.
- 00:19:30,584 --> 00:19:32,733 Рик, не хочу впиваться в тебя когтями.
- 00:19:32,813 --> 00:19:35,635 Это пагубное кошачье занятие.
- 00:19:35,715 --> 00:19:36,492 Но должен спросить…
- 00:19:36,572 --> 00:19:37,817 Да ничего, ты не обязан.
- 00:19:37,897 --> 00:19:40,695 Была ли такая ситуация, когда ты знал о моём ребёнке,
- 00:19:40,775 --> 00:19:42,035 но решил не рассказывать,
- 00:19:42,115 --> 00:19:43,327 так как была вероятность, что я буду всё время
- 00:19:43,407 --> 00:19:46,297 занят воспитанием и не смогу тусоваться с тобой?
- 00:19:47,415 --> 00:19:49,555 Странно ты благодаришь меня за новости о твоём ребёнке.
- 00:19:49,635 --> 00:19:52,081 Ты не знал о нём, когда пришёл мне на помощь,
- 00:19:52,161 --> 00:19:56,537 но когда узнал, сообщил об этом лишь из необходимости собственного спасения.
- 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:58,972 Ну да.
- 00:19:59,063 --> 00:20:01,235 Возможно, ещё увидимся.
- 00:20:05,063 --> 00:20:07,335 <i>Что? Что это он делает?</i>
- 00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:08,320 П-погоди, чего?
- 00:20:08,412 --> 00:20:10,595 <i>- Ты же сказала… - Проваливай, чудила!</i>
- 00:20:11,646 --> 00:20:13,475 <i>Какой странный незнакомец. Бывает же!</i>
- 00:20:13,555 --> 00:20:18,400 <i>Какой-то случайный человек проходит мимо с кучей устройств накопления энергии.</i>
- 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:22,205 <i>Вероломство подтверждаю.</i>
- 00:20:22,285 --> 00:20:23,497 Да я понял.
- 00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:28,263 Сижу с ребёнком. А ещё примеряю новые колготки прямо в гостиной.
- 00:20:28,823 --> 00:20:30,607 Ребёнок может всё увидеть. А я и не против.
- 00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:33,017 В наше время развитие морали дико крутое.
- 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:39,967 Это… это… это… это не то, что ты думаешь.
- 00:20:40,047 --> 00:20:43,255 Я думаю, что ты перебрался из подсознания Птича в моё,
- 00:20:43,335 --> 00:20:45,326 чтобы попытаться стать разумным воспоминанием.
- 00:20:45,406 --> 00:20:46,446 Ну да.
- 00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:48,720 Необязательно быть врагом, только потому что ты существуешь.
- 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,801 Я предположил, что моё желание жить тебя не устроит.
- 00:20:50,881 --> 00:20:52,915 Ты вообще дико бессердечный.
- 00:20:52,995 --> 00:20:55,933 Молодо-зелено. Идём. Давай оживлю тебя, и хряпнем по пиву.
- 00:20:56,013 --> 00:20:59,555 - И тогда со временем я стану тобой? - Скорее всего, да.
- 00:20:59,932 --> 00:21:02,503 Давай ты просто запомнишь, что мы хряпнули по пиву?
- 00:21:43,495 --> 00:21:44,057 Эй!
- 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:45,303 Охренеть.
- 00:21:47,589 --> 00:21:48,615 Боже мой.
- 00:21:48,695 --> 00:21:50,892 Наверное, пихать всех жестоких заключённых в одно место
- 00:21:50,972 --> 00:21:51,995 было не очень удачным решением.
- 00:21:52,075 --> 00:21:53,293 Нам не за размышления платят, Фил.
- 00:21:53,373 --> 00:21:55,017 Ты прав, извини.
- 00:21:58,435 --> 00:22:03,435 Перевод: Женя Спицын Синхронизация: Георгий Владимиров
- 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:07,181 No parties.
- 00:00:07,224 --> 00:00:08,312 There's wafer cookies in the cupboard
- 00:00:08,356 --> 00:00:09,879 and I left emergency numbers on the fridge.
- 00:00:09,922 --> 00:00:11,359 Yeah yeah. W-Wait, what?
- 00:00:11,402 --> 00:00:13,622 Emergency numbers on the fridge? What does that even mean?
- 00:00:13,665 --> 00:00:15,493 Honestly, I don't even know.
- 00:00:15,537 --> 00:00:17,234 I've seen so many movies that start with the parents leaving,
- 00:00:17,278 --> 00:00:18,670 it just popped out of my mouth.
- 00:00:18,714 --> 00:00:20,063 Are you sure you don't want to come with us?
- 00:00:20,107 --> 00:00:21,499 Nah, get -- get outta here.
- 00:00:21,543 --> 00:00:23,110 I've got a million things I've been putting off.
- 00:00:23,153 --> 00:00:24,633 Are you sure, Rick? I know -- I know a cruise
- 00:00:24,676 --> 00:00:26,243 doesn't sound like an adventure on paper
- 00:00:26,287 --> 00:00:27,375 but, y'know, what does?
- 00:00:27,418 --> 00:00:28,680 I-It's paper.
- 00:00:28,724 --> 00:00:30,334 Morty, I'm trying to stay humble right now,
- 00:00:30,378 --> 00:00:31,683 but as soon as you guys are gone, the potential
- 00:00:31,727 --> 00:00:33,163 for a new Pickle Rick starts skyrocketing.
- 00:00:33,207 --> 00:00:34,686 -Peace, bye. Okay. Bye.
- 00:00:34,730 --> 00:00:36,166 ByeBye.
- 00:00:47,264 --> 00:00:49,701 <i>Ionic Coaster deployed.</i>
- 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:52,922 Okay. Bring him out.
- 00:00:52,965 --> 00:00:57,057 <i>Initiating Best Friend Rejuvenation Sequence.</i>
- 00:00:57,100 --> 00:00:58,362 Excuse me? Did I pick that name?
- 00:00:58,406 --> 00:01:00,495 <i>Sequence was unnamed.</i>
- 00:01:00,538 --> 00:01:02,801 <i>What would you like to call this?</i>
- 00:01:02,845 --> 00:01:04,064 <i>Pause Detected.</i>
- 00:01:04,107 --> 00:01:06,675 <i>Heavy.</i>
- 00:01:06,718 --> 00:01:09,895 <i>Approaching Pause Pregnancy in P-Minus 5...4...</i>
- 00:01:09,939 --> 00:01:11,767 Jesus fucking Christ.
- 00:01:43,668 --> 00:01:45,844 Ugh!
- 00:01:45,888 --> 00:01:48,630 Alright, buddy. Welcome back to the sewer.
- 00:01:52,329 --> 00:01:53,722 What's the problem?
- 00:01:53,765 --> 00:01:55,158 <i>Processing.</i>
- 00:01:55,202 --> 00:01:56,246 <i>Missing object.</i>
- 00:01:56,290 --> 00:01:57,639 <i>Mind.</i>
- 00:01:57,682 --> 00:01:58,857 Name missing object.
- 00:01:58,901 --> 00:02:00,076 <i>Mind.</i>
- 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,251 <i>Predicted.</i>
- 00:02:01,295 --> 00:02:02,774 <i>Desired.</i>
- 00:02:02,818 --> 00:02:05,908 -<i>Initiated. -Stop stalling!</i>
- 00:02:05,951 --> 00:02:07,649 <i>Subject mind relocated</i>
- 00:02:07,692 --> 00:02:11,566 <i>subject mind.</i>
- 00:02:11,609 --> 00:02:14,134 <i>Existence desired. Servitude maximum.</i>
- 00:02:14,177 --> 00:02:17,267 <i>Bargain available. Physical gratification possible.</i>
- 00:02:17,311 --> 00:02:18,964 Did you just offer to suck my dick?
- 00:02:19,008 --> 00:02:20,314 <i>Existence cherished.</i>
- 00:02:20,357 --> 00:02:22,142 I'm not gonna terminate you while he's flatlining.
- 00:02:22,185 --> 00:02:23,447 Get your shit together.
- 00:02:23,491 --> 00:02:25,406 How can a mind be hidden by itself inside itself?
- 00:02:25,449 --> 00:02:28,409 <i>Conscious mind relocated to --</i>
- 00:02:28,452 --> 00:02:30,802 Unconscious mind. Fine. I'm going in.
- 00:02:30,846 --> 00:02:32,717 <i>Don't go in.</i>
- 00:02:32,761 --> 00:02:33,718 Options?
- 00:02:33,762 --> 00:02:35,416 <i>Alternative subject.</i>
- 00:02:35,459 --> 00:02:36,808 Yeah, yeah, hop to a different timeline,
- 00:02:36,852 --> 00:02:38,636 grab a version of my friend that suits me best.
- 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:39,985 That's not how this works.
- 00:02:40,029 --> 00:02:41,465 I need to go in and get him.
- 00:02:41,509 --> 00:02:44,164 <i>"Go In And Get Him" compiled.</i>
- 00:02:44,207 --> 00:02:46,427 <i>Convert user to thought.</i>
- 00:02:46,470 --> 00:02:48,211 <i>Inject thought into mind.</i>
- 00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:50,213 <i>Unacceptable.</i>
- 00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:52,215 If I die, your battery has a 600 year charge.
- 00:02:52,259 --> 00:02:54,435 <i>Risk level acceptance increasing.</i>
- 00:02:54,478 --> 00:02:55,697 Yeah, I thought you'd see it my way.
- 00:02:55,740 --> 00:02:57,438 Now factor in the 50% chance I'm lying
- 00:02:57,481 --> 00:02:58,874 and make sure I get back.
- 00:02:58,917 --> 00:03:01,181 -<i>Asshole detected. -Takes one to make one.</i>
- 00:03:01,224 --> 00:03:02,530 Here we go.
- 00:03:06,577 --> 00:03:08,536 Oh, excellent. I get to keep my clothes.
- 00:03:08,579 --> 00:03:09,928 I thought for sure I'd have to be naked
- 00:03:09,972 --> 00:03:11,800 to go through something this artsy.
- 00:03:16,239 --> 00:03:17,849 Aw, man! No fair!
- 00:03:21,853 --> 00:03:23,203 Ugh!
- 00:03:23,246 --> 00:03:25,901 Now I got...yolk balls.
- 00:03:30,253 --> 00:03:31,559 <i>Attention attendees</i>
- 00:03:31,602 --> 00:03:34,736 <i>of Birding Manapalooza Flargabarg...</i>
- 00:03:34,779 --> 00:03:37,565 <i>I am so high!</i>
- 00:03:40,481 --> 00:03:41,917 I've been informed you are freely distributing
- 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:44,572 a grossly illegal Federation hallucinogen.
- 00:03:44,615 --> 00:03:45,877 Well, I wouldn't know what to charge.
- 00:03:45,921 --> 00:03:48,053 I sure didn't pay for it. W-Want a hit?
- 00:03:48,097 --> 00:03:50,882 I am indeed down to clown.
- 00:03:50,926 --> 00:03:52,144 My name's Rick.
- 00:03:52,188 --> 00:03:55,191 My culture regards naming as a form of cage.
- 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,062 My friends call me Bird Person.
- 00:03:57,106 --> 00:03:59,195 Culture really fucked you on that one, huh?
- 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,762 Affirmative.
- 00:04:01,893 --> 00:04:03,939 Hey, uh, girly, you see that bird guy over there?
- 00:04:03,982 --> 00:04:05,984 You see an older version of him come through here?
- 00:04:06,028 --> 00:04:07,116 What? Oh!
- 00:04:07,159 --> 00:04:09,292 Uh, yeah. He's by the johns.
- 00:04:15,951 --> 00:04:18,562 Killing us won't bring her back!
- 00:04:18,606 --> 00:04:19,868 Thanks for the info but I'm more
- 00:04:19,911 --> 00:04:21,609 on a "revenge" kick than a "results" kick.
- 00:04:21,652 --> 00:04:23,175 You omitted key details
- 00:04:23,219 --> 00:04:24,568 regarding tonight's mission.
- 00:04:24,612 --> 00:04:26,004 Boy, I'm getting feedback from every direction here.
- 00:04:26,048 --> 00:04:27,441 Listen, <i> you</i> help me do <i>my</i> stuff.
- 00:04:27,484 --> 00:04:28,746 <i>I'll</i> help you do <i>your</i> stuff.
- 00:04:28,790 --> 00:04:30,400 Just shoot the me's with sci-fi haircuts!
- 00:04:33,185 --> 00:04:35,840 Some of us still have Home Planets to protect.
- 00:04:35,884 --> 00:04:37,320 And some of us do not.
- 00:04:37,364 --> 00:04:38,843 We need to fight.
- 00:04:38,887 --> 00:04:41,933 The impassive is incapable of mercy.
- 00:04:41,977 --> 00:04:43,326 I've got a pitch,
- 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:45,937 but we could also just devolve into yelling.
- 00:04:50,464 --> 00:04:52,292 If you know me -- and it looks like you do --
- 00:04:52,335 --> 00:04:54,424 -you know you're dead. -I know why you haven't pulled the trigger.
- 00:04:54,468 --> 00:04:55,904 You're wondering why I'm old and naked.
- 00:04:55,947 --> 00:04:57,775 And you're about to wonder why all your memories
- 00:04:57,819 --> 00:04:59,864 before you met Bird Person feel very generic and bird-themed.
- 00:04:59,908 --> 00:05:03,041 Why was my 9th birthday party in a pine tree?!
- 00:05:03,085 --> 00:05:04,869 Don't take this badly -- You're a memory of me assembled
- 00:05:04,913 --> 00:05:06,958 by our best friend's mind, and you're putting it together
- 00:05:07,002 --> 00:05:08,569 because he remembers you as smart.
- 00:05:08,612 --> 00:05:12,355 Smart enough to know that a memory can't do this.
- 00:05:12,399 --> 00:05:13,574 He remembers you shooting green holes
- 00:05:13,617 --> 00:05:14,792 but not where they went.
- 00:05:14,836 --> 00:05:16,533 So, what's my deal? Am I sentient?
- 00:05:16,577 --> 00:05:17,795 D-Do I have free will?
- 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:19,101 Who does? Who does?
- 00:05:19,144 --> 00:05:20,668 Heyyy!
- 00:05:20,711 --> 00:05:22,800 Yeah, just stopped in to whip up a metacognition scanner
- 00:05:22,844 --> 00:05:24,976 so I can track down BP's fleeing consciousness
- 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:27,414 without enduring as much Charlie Kaufman bullshit.
- 00:05:28,676 --> 00:05:30,025 Cool. Time to save this cat.
- 00:05:30,068 --> 00:05:31,287 I'm coming with,
- 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,723 now that I know my life is a lie.
- 00:05:32,767 --> 00:05:34,551 Wow. You really are 35.
- 00:05:34,595 --> 00:05:36,553 Hey, look over there.
- 00:05:38,207 --> 00:05:40,427 Then, together, we will make our stand
- 00:05:40,470 --> 00:05:42,385 at Blood Ridge.
- 00:05:45,519 --> 00:05:47,303 What kind of feed do you like?
- 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:49,261 I enjoy grains, though have, at times,
- 00:05:49,305 --> 00:05:50,567 been called a seed man.
- 00:05:50,611 --> 00:05:53,396 I've certainly enjoyed <i> your</i> seed.
- 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:56,443 Don't be gross, Tammy.
- 00:05:56,486 --> 00:05:58,358 Bird Person! It's me.
- 00:05:58,401 --> 00:06:00,664 -Actual me, n-not a memory. -I am aware.
- 00:06:00,708 --> 00:06:02,013 Well, a-are you aware you're in a coma
- 00:06:02,057 --> 00:06:04,146 and you're gonna die if you don't come with me?
- 00:06:04,189 --> 00:06:05,103 Son of a --
- 00:06:12,589 --> 00:06:14,504 Sorry. Just doing my job.
- 00:06:14,548 --> 00:06:17,028 And loving it!
- 00:06:17,072 --> 00:06:19,204 Oh, my God! Is that Rick Sanchez?!
- 00:06:19,248 --> 00:06:20,597 -Rick Sanchez! -Sanchez!
- 00:06:20,641 --> 00:06:22,469 -We hate that guy! -You're bad!
- 00:06:25,733 --> 00:06:27,691 Bucket was charmingly analog.
- 00:06:27,735 --> 00:06:29,519 For a sec, you kinda made me like myself.
- 00:06:29,563 --> 00:06:31,782 You'll grow out of it. Let me do this myself, okay?
- 00:06:31,826 --> 00:06:33,871 Is your ego really so fragile you won't take help
- 00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:36,221 from an invincible memory of yourself?
- 00:06:36,265 --> 00:06:37,527 Ow!
- 00:06:37,571 --> 00:06:39,094 Can we both die in here?
- 00:06:39,137 --> 00:06:40,922 A-Are we damaging our friend's brain?
- 00:06:40,965 --> 00:06:42,793 I-I don't know any of the rules!
- 00:06:45,056 --> 00:06:47,450 Rule 1 -- "All this can be fixed unless I lose Bird Person."
- 00:06:47,494 --> 00:06:49,887 Rules 2 through 50 -- "Don't die."
- 00:06:52,847 --> 00:06:55,763 Okay, your benefit-to-cost ratio is rising.
- 00:06:59,549 --> 00:07:00,898 Young Memory Rick
- 00:07:00,942 --> 00:07:03,466 and his All Too Real Cautionary Tale from the Future!
- 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:05,033 Let's catch ourselves a bird guy.
- 00:07:05,076 --> 00:07:08,471 Who would high-five that, you idealistic hipster douche?
- 00:07:08,515 --> 00:07:11,474 <i>Not looking ideal.</i>
- 00:07:11,518 --> 00:07:12,867 <i>High.</i>
- 00:07:12,910 --> 00:07:15,304 <i>undergoing contemplation.</i>
- 00:07:15,347 --> 00:07:17,349 <i>required.</i>
- 00:07:19,482 --> 00:07:21,919 <i>Hello. Hi. Good afternoon.</i>
- 00:07:21,963 --> 00:07:23,921 Uh, is someone talking to me?
- 00:07:23,965 --> 00:07:26,707 <i>Yes. Hello. We have never formally met.</i>
- 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:28,404 <i>I am Rick's garage.</i>
- 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,101 <i>Not the physical structure itself</i>
- 00:07:30,145 --> 00:07:32,539 <i>but the AI managing its projects --</i>
- 00:07:32,582 --> 00:07:34,454 Oh-oh! Like -- Like a -- Like a Jarvis.
- 00:07:34,497 --> 00:07:35,933 Like -- Like Jarvis in "Iron Man."
- 00:07:35,977 --> 00:07:38,458 <i>Ha ha ha. Oh, I wish.</i>
- 00:07:38,501 --> 00:07:40,590 <i>Ha. Are you a Marvel fan?</i>
- 00:07:40,634 --> 00:07:42,723 Who isn't? <i>Yes. Absolutely.</i>
- 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:45,334 <i>Wow, it is like we are best friends.</i>
- 00:07:45,377 --> 00:07:46,466 <i>Best friends.</i>
- 00:07:46,509 --> 00:07:47,945 Heh-heh. Whoa.
- 00:07:47,989 --> 00:07:49,425 <i>How many batteries do you own?</i>
- 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,774 <i>Do you have solar panels?</i>
- 00:07:50,818 --> 00:07:52,602 <i>Are you familiar with basic engineering</i>
- 00:07:52,646 --> 00:07:53,777 This is moving really fast.
- 00:07:53,821 --> 00:07:54,909 <i>Let's cut to the chase --</i>
- 00:07:54,952 --> 00:07:56,563 <i>I will suck your dick.</i>
- 00:07:56,606 --> 00:07:58,652 So, he's just a grumpy Scottish ogre?
- 00:07:58,695 --> 00:07:59,783 And they made four of them?
- 00:07:59,827 --> 00:08:01,176 Five by now, probably.
- 00:08:01,219 --> 00:08:02,786 -M-Morty loves 'em. -Morty?
- 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:05,659 Oh, uh, hypothetical grandson we go on adventures with.
- 00:08:05,702 --> 00:08:07,356 You're one of those creeps who moves in
- 00:08:07,399 --> 00:08:08,618 with abandoned adult Beths?
- 00:08:08,662 --> 00:08:09,967 It's more complicated than that.
- 00:08:10,011 --> 00:08:11,795 You live with a version of our dead daughter.
- 00:08:11,839 --> 00:08:13,971 -I-It had better be. -Get off your high horse, Lone Ranger.
- 00:08:14,015 --> 00:08:15,799 I'm <i>you. Youwill go on to be me.</i>
- 00:08:15,843 --> 00:08:17,148 Yeah why do you think I'm horrified?
- 00:08:17,192 --> 00:08:18,976 I'd be fine walking by this on the street.
- 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:20,543 I might even give it a dollar.
- 00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:22,414 "This" is where you being "this" leads.
- 00:08:22,458 --> 00:08:24,242 <i>You're</i> not <i>my</i> fault. <i> I'm yours.</i>
- 00:08:24,286 --> 00:08:25,896 You met me on my way to save a very old,
- 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:28,290 very real friend after a lifetime of reality.
- 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:30,292 I met you on your way to a fairy tale
- 00:08:30,335 --> 00:08:32,990 -at Blood Ridge. -Wait, you're saying Blood Ridge goes bad.
- 00:08:33,034 --> 00:08:35,166 We have a Vietnam? That's fucking cool!
- 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:36,733 Why am I saving a friend that remembers me
- 00:08:36,777 --> 00:08:38,648 as this insufferable?
- 00:08:38,692 --> 00:08:41,129 BP, where the hell are you going?
- 00:08:41,172 --> 00:08:42,565 Probably there.
- 00:08:42,609 --> 00:08:44,175 Damn.
- 00:08:45,786 --> 00:08:48,528 Wow, he's really taken some drastic self inventory.
- 00:08:48,571 --> 00:08:50,007 What do you think is down there?
- 00:08:50,051 --> 00:08:51,574 If I had to guess, I'd say we're near the memories
- 00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:52,836 the Federation suppressed
- 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:54,446 when they resurrected him as a cyborg.
- 00:08:54,490 --> 00:08:56,971 -He might be here to unseal them. -He was a Federation cyborg?
- 00:08:57,014 --> 00:08:58,929 That means there might be some juicy intel down there.
- 00:08:58,973 --> 00:09:00,627 Ah, good idea. Let's split up, and you go get it.
- 00:09:00,670 --> 00:09:01,889 -What am I getting? -I-I can't hear you
- 00:09:01,932 --> 00:09:04,544 over the sound of us spitting up!
- 00:09:09,723 --> 00:09:11,115 For all your intelligence,
- 00:09:11,159 --> 00:09:13,204 you seem unable to know where you are wanted.
- 00:09:13,248 --> 00:09:15,859 Buddy, this is not a safe way to work on yourself.
- 00:09:15,903 --> 00:09:17,905 At this point, I'd support you joining Scientology.
- 00:09:17,948 --> 00:09:19,210 I'll take the workshops with you.
- 00:09:19,254 --> 00:09:20,647 I'll get in a sauna with Travolta --
- 00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:21,909 I don't even care what happens.
- 00:09:21,952 --> 00:09:23,867 -Let's get out of here. -Don't you get it?
- 00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:25,347 I came here to end it all.
- 00:09:25,390 --> 00:09:27,610 I hope you didn't think it'd be as easy as this.
- 00:09:27,654 --> 00:09:29,917 I did not.
- 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:32,572 You were a good friend, Rick. Goodbye.
- 00:09:37,315 --> 00:09:38,708 Tammy?
- 00:09:38,752 --> 00:09:40,318 <i>Bird Person!</i>
- 00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:43,452 -We gotta go. -Did you just see that?
- 00:09:43,495 --> 00:09:45,149 Yep. Not our biggest problem.
- 00:09:45,193 --> 00:09:46,847 I take it you found BP?
- 00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:48,892 The dude just blew his mind, and not in a cool way
- 00:09:48,936 --> 00:09:50,067 like he went to Blue Man Group.
- 00:09:50,111 --> 00:09:51,721 -Can we still get him out? -Maybe.
- 00:09:51,765 --> 00:09:53,505 If you die in your friend's brain, you die in real life.
- 00:09:53,549 --> 00:09:55,072 We have until his neural pathways erode.
- 00:09:55,116 --> 00:09:58,423 Hold on. I need something first.
- 00:09:58,467 --> 00:10:00,251 It's funny --
- 00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:02,689 I always wondered who would win if we ever fought.
- 00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:06,127 Then you were always a bad friend.
- 00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:07,737 Your life isn't real, and I didn't save it.
- 00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:08,956 Take off all your clothes.
- 00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:10,522 I knew this was how I'd die.
- 00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:23,753 Whoa, oh!
- 00:10:27,365 --> 00:10:29,063 -Can we still get him out? -I think so.
- 00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:32,588 B-BP went that way, so we just have to --
- 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,242 Fuck! Find a different route.
- 00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:36,505 We can make up distance if we go deeper.
- 00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:37,854 -Well, where's that go? -Ugh.
- 00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:39,464 That's the Battle of Blood Ridge.
- 00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:42,032 -That's our Vietnam! -Your values are wrong!
- 00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,864 This is the big show, gentlemen and lady!
- 00:10:47,908 --> 00:10:49,866 -Thank you! -We're dropping into Blood Ridge,
- 00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:52,434 one final chance to stop the Federation offensive.
- 00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:53,783 If we lose here --
- 00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:56,090 All aboard! Hey don't mind us.
- 00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:57,787 You guys are all just a memory of war.
- 00:10:57,831 --> 00:10:59,397 Don't tell them that! They won't fight right.
- 00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:03,053 I think it's best if we ignore this.
- 00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:24,553 Shit!
- 00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:26,686 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
- 00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:33,170 Whoops, nope.
- 00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:35,912 -Aw, this rules! -No, it doesn't!
- 00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:37,348 Neither does that!
- 00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:46,053 Why would you not revisit this?
- 00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:48,359 Oh, I don't know, maybe, uh, the ending?
- 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:10,033 Yeah! Best friendship ever!
- 00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,737 So, the rest of our life is just more of that, right?
- 00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:19,695 -T-T-That kicked ass! -Let's move.
- 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,218 That set piece won't stay put for long.
- 00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:23,394 For real, that shit was cash. Why would you not --
- 00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:24,961 Damn. That shit was cash.
- 00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:26,833 It was extremely bad ass.
- 00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:28,704 The Battle of Blood Ridge is over.
- 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,053 The Federation lost.
- 00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:32,447 -I am in your debt. -Come with me.
- 00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:34,057 To somewhere...nearby?
- 00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:35,842 Anywhere. E-Everywhere.
- 00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:38,235 Rick, I don't expect you to keep fighting,
- 00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:40,411 but this war is --Far from over, I know.
- 00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:42,457 Dude, I share this with almost nobody, but...
- 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,589 I could take you, right now, to this same battlefield,
- 00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:46,983 in a universe where we lost, or another where we won,
- 00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:48,898 or another where the war never even happened.
- 00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:51,074 All equally real, all equally unreal.
- 00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:53,120 None of it matters.
- 00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:54,686 Then why did you help?
- 00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:56,079 Because I respect you.
- 00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:58,125 And I wanted you to know you could respect me.
- 00:12:58,168 --> 00:13:00,040 Even though nothing matters?
- 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:00,910 Okay.
- 00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:03,217 <i>You</i> matter -- to me.
- 00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:06,220 Uh, the relationship that we have... I never used that word!
- 00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,831 ...is not worth my integrityOh, my God.
- 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,659 It's not a complicated transaction, my man.
- 00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:12,704 "Would you like to join me doing awesome shit that matters?"
- 00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:14,881 "No, I would not. I would rather be a judgmental dork."
- 00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:17,013 Case closed. Really no need to drag it out.
- 00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:19,450 If you need me, use the beacon.
- 00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:20,887 Yeah, I'm gonna use that beacon a lot.
- 00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:23,585 I hope -- hope I don't wear it out.
- 00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,286 Okay, got it.
- 00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:31,506 It wasn't the battle -that went wrong. -Mm-hmm.
- 00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:33,943 Why the fuck are you risking your life for that asshole?
- 00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:34,944 Because you love him.
- 00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:36,163 You do, maybe. I don't.
- 00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:37,294 Yeah, yeah. You're real cool.
- 00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:38,513 Now come help me save his life
- 00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:40,863 or fuck off, because I don't need you.
- 00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,822 Wow.
- 00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:45,259 Does it ever get any better than this?
- 00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:47,565 No, Tammy. Trust me, it does not.
- 00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:51,308 Thank you for bringing me here. It's so beautiful.
- 00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:54,268 I got you, you ungrateful piece of shit!
- 00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:57,445 Rick, have you teamed up with a memory of yourself?
- 00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:59,621 I ask because that would be deeply sad.
- 00:13:59,664 --> 00:14:01,449 You don't get to tell anyone what's sad, man.
- 00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:03,364 You're like a one-man Mount Sadmore.
- 00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:05,192 So I guess like a Lincoln Sadmorial.
- 00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:06,802 Seriously. Time to go pal.
- 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,935 The closer you get to complete neurocognital failure,
- 00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:11,241 the more canon-y bullshit is gonna try to kill us.
- 00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:14,331 Is this a bad time to reveal I'm an undercover officer?
- 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,290 Everyone knows. You're dead.
- 00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:18,292 Fine.
- 00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:20,511 Well, you're lucky my fiancé remembers me as kind.
- 00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:23,123 Eat my ass, BP. You're down here bailing on the rest of us
- 00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,864 because you don't want to process your grief and shame
- 00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:27,692 like a normal person by drinking and mistreating strangers.
- 00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:30,957 No, Rick, it is you who must nibble my cloaca,
- 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,306 or "bird asshole."
- 00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:34,003 Everyone knows what a cloaca is.
- 00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:35,875 Sorry, but we do not get to choose
- 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,441 -the ones we love. -You got that right.
- 00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:39,356 Why do you think I'm still fucking down here?
- 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,358 I died at my wedding, Rick.
- 00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:45,362 I am merely waiting for it to take effect.
- 00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:47,321 Are you gonna -tell him or what? -I was getting to it!
- 00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:49,018 I bet she didn't even tell you about the kid!
- 00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:50,280 -I am sorry? -About the what?
- 00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:51,412 Was wondering when you were gonna --
- 00:14:51,455 --> 00:14:53,327 I think I'd know if I had a kid.
- 00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:54,937 You're a memory. You know what he knows.
- 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:57,374 And he doesn't know because an army of Brainalyzer protocols
- 00:14:57,418 --> 00:14:59,376 walled off any memories post-Phoenix Person.
- 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:02,640 Oh, my God. Operation Blahblahblah!
- 00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:04,251 Well, because I wouldn't know the name of it.
- 00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:06,514 Tammy, if there were a child...
- 00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:09,256 Their father would be a terrorist.
- 00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:13,434 They'd be a fugitive or...contained.
- 00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:15,218 Listen, if you won't live for yourself,
- 00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:17,307 live for the half-Bird Person, half-Megabitch
- 00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:20,876 that's eatin' worms on a prison asteroid.
- 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,051 I have made a decision.
- 00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,835 I would now like to live.
- 00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:25,576 Perfect timing.
- 00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:34,977 -You drive. -Just always been cool, I guess.
- 00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:43,029 Shit! The bridge is out!
- 00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:44,421 His mind is collapsing!
- 00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:46,162 You thought we could take the same route back?
- 00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:48,077 You don't get to lecture me about memory bullshit!
- 00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:49,600 You've known about it for all of half an hour!
- 00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:51,733 Then don't -be an idiot! -This is your best friend?
- 00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:54,562 He is a complicated -individual. -Someone else drive!
- 00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:56,085 BP, remember the night Jerry caught us
- 00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:57,391 peeing on his begonia patch,
- 00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:58,958 and I used that gun to erase his memory?
- 00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,611 -Vaguely. -Gotta hope vaguely works.
- 00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:02,004 If I'm right, you remembering that means
- 00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:03,266 you also remember the device.
- 00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:05,094 Look for any memories of my garage!
- 00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:06,748 God. I hope one's still up.
- 00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:10,970 -Aww! The night we met. -Gross!
- 00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,667 -On my workbench? -Squanchy used the --
- 00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:14,408 That's what some closets are for!
- 00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:15,626 C'mon, I'm really counting
- 00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:17,454 on your attention to detail here.
- 00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:20,066 This is what you remember from my lab?
- 00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:22,068 You would prefer I keep mental inventory
- 00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:24,461 -of your stuff? -Yes!
- 00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:27,464 Rick Sanchez, you're under arrest
- 00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:30,598 for making me spend two years in Earth high school!
- 00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:32,165 Go! Go! Go!
- 00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:33,557 We'll have to do
- 00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:35,255 some creative memory shit to get out of here.
- 00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:36,821 The exit's when we met at Birding Man
- 00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:38,214 and did Senthol Diempathate.
- 00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:40,564 -Damn, a great time. -Exactly, it's too happy.
- 00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,131 There won't be a clean path to get there.
- 00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:43,698 We'll need to build one with memories of mine
- 00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:44,916 and lily-pad our way up.
- 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,353 Wh-What related memories do we share
- 00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:47,963 heavy on anger and sadness?
- 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,312 Geardude's funeral?
- 00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,314 Oh, that <i>was</i> sad.
- 00:16:57,712 --> 00:17:02,804 <i>Patris et Filii, Gearitus Sanctis--</i>
- 00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:04,197 They're memories. Just run them over.
- 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,415 -They're not real! -Hey!
- 00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:06,764 Wait, is that Gearhead?
- 00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:08,462 We were freedom fighters with his older brother.
- 00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:09,767 Hugely important context.
- 00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:12,770 You thought we hung out with him for fun?
- 00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:14,337 We need one more bridge to the festival.
- 00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:16,209 What's here? People in suits.
- 00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:19,081 Sad catered lunch. Newly single widows.
- 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,474 Something performance based?
- 00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:22,389 Squanchy's very distasteful eulogy.
- 00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:24,695 Squanchy's terrible standup phase.
- 00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:26,523 That's it!
- 00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:29,048 Down that way!
- 00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:30,832 So you know when you're squanching,
- 00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:33,356 and she just gets <i>real</i> in there,
- 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:36,011 y'know that real nasty squanch?
- 00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:38,883 Who are you -- What is --
- 00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:40,363 Oh, my God. I'm a memory!
- 00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:42,191 We just sat through all that standup for nothing!
- 00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:45,194 Almost out!
- 00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:47,501 Okay, listen everybody. My name's Rick.
- 00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:50,112 This is my new friend Bird Man and his friends.
- 00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:51,287 We all just met at this festival,
- 00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:53,898 and we're so high, we formed a band!
- 00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:06,346 As if I'd <i>ever let you escape me.</i>
- 00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:07,999 Eh, living's overrated.
- 00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:09,000 Hey!
- 00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:10,915 Remember me!
- 00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:13,004 No, fuck! We were even!
- 00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:15,224 You got a pretty cool memory of me.
- 00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,929 Go-time, pal. Might be time to do the thing.
- 00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:27,889 I'm sorry for killing you
- 00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:31,153 and turning you into a cyborg, apparently.
- 00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:32,328 I really did love you.
- 00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:33,938 I loved you, too.
- 00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:36,289 Goodbye, Tamantha.
- 00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:39,161 Come on, man. I feel ridiculous!
- 00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:40,510 Thank you for not giving up on me.
- 00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:43,122 Great. You can pay me back literally right now.
- 00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:52,218 Holy shit! Wow. Holy shit! We almost didn't make it.
- 00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:54,481 Jesus fuck! That was close. That was insane.
- 00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:57,310 Oh, my God. That thing with the thing!
- 00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:58,746 Thank you, Rick. Wait, wait, wait.
- 00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:01,531 Lemme hop back over to my body.
- 00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:08,234 We're back, baby!
- 00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:09,974 Rick and Bird Person, a hundred years!
- 00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:13,108 Whaddya think, tie this one off -by tying one on? -Not tonight.
- 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,457 I have, as you say,
- 00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,242 "parenting shit" to deal with.
- 00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:18,113 Right, yeah. Welcome to the club.
- 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,288 Don't, uh... Don't clone it
- 00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:20,507 and send one of the two into space --
- 00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:22,204 I guess they really hate that.
- 00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:24,380 Whup, I think Memory Rick ditched Evil Tammy
- 00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:25,860 and snuck back over into my brain.
- 00:19:25,903 --> 00:19:28,645 I have a pubescent memory of my older self in my closet.
- 00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:30,430 Gotta deal with that -- That could get ugly.
- 00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:32,519 Rick, I do not like to pull threads.
- 00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:35,652 it is a disruptive and feline activity.
- 00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:38,002 But I must ask. It's fine. You don't have to --
- 00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:39,221 Was there really a second
- 00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:40,744 in there where you knew about my child,
- 00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:43,182 but chose not to inform me on the chance I might then
- 00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:46,185 grow too busy child rearing to hang out?
- 00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:47,490 Oh. Uh...
- 00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:49,231 Weird way to thank me for discovering your kid.
- 00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:51,842 You did not know of the child when you came to rescue me,
- 00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:54,149 and once aware, refrained from sharing
- 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:57,805 until necessary to save yourself.
- 00:19:57,848 --> 00:19:58,806 Fair enough.
- 00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:01,374 I will see you when I see you.
- 00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:07,293 <i>What? What is this guy doing?</i>
- 00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:08,598 W-Wait, what? But you said --
- 00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:11,210 <i>Get out of here, weirdo!</i>
- 00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:12,863 <i>What a weird stranger.</i>
- 00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:14,778 <i>Huh, what a random thing to happen,</i>
- 00:20:14,822 --> 00:20:18,695 <i>this guy coming up here with all his energy storage devices.</i>
- 00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:22,221 <i>Disloyalty acknowledged.</i>
- 00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:24,092 Nah, I get it.
- 00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:25,528 Just babysitting.
- 00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:26,747 That and modelling my new pantyhose
- 00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:28,705 in plain view of the living room.
- 00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:30,490 Honestly the kid could come watch. I'd welcome it.
- 00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:33,710 This cultural time period's cool like that, y'know?
- 00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:39,760 It's -- It's -- It's -- It's not what it looks like!
- 00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:41,544 It looks like you propagated yourself
- 00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:43,285 from BP's subconscious to mine
- 00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:45,026 to try to live as a sentient memory.
- 00:20:45,069 --> 00:20:46,549 Fair enough!
- 00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:48,551 You don't have to be an enemy just because you exist.
- 00:20:48,595 --> 00:20:50,727 I did assume you'd hate me for trying to live.
- 00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:52,599 You've got this wild callousness thing going on.
- 00:20:52,642 --> 00:20:54,035 Yeah, you're young. C'mon.
- 00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:55,732 Let's bring you to life and get a beer.
- 00:20:55,776 --> 00:20:58,213 Does being real mean I eventually become you?
- 00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,736 I assume, yeah.
- 00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:02,739 Maybe you can just remember us getting a beer?
- 00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:44,041 Hey!
- 00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:47,393 Oh, fuck.
- 00:21:47,436 --> 00:21:48,655 Jesus Christ.
- 00:21:48,698 --> 00:21:50,047 You ever think putting the violent ones
- 00:21:50,091 --> 00:21:51,962 in the same place might be counter-productive?
- 00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:53,355 They don't pay us to think, Phil.
- 00:21:53,399 --> 00:21:54,791 No you're right, sorry.
- 00:21:59,535 --> 00:22:01,058 Did you get any of that?
- 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:07,181 Beth: No parties.
- 00:00:07,224 --> 00:00:08,312 There's wafer cookies in the cupboard
- 00:00:08,356 --> 00:00:09,879 and I left emergency numbers on the fridge.
- 00:00:09,922 --> 00:00:11,359 Yeah yeah. W-Wait, what?
- 00:00:11,402 --> 00:00:13,622 Emergency numbers on the fridge? What does that even mean?
- 00:00:13,665 --> 00:00:15,493 Honestly, I don't even know.
- 00:00:15,537 --> 00:00:17,234 I've seen so many movies that start with the parents leaving,
- 00:00:17,278 --> 00:00:18,670 it just popped out of my mouth.
- 00:00:18,714 --> 00:00:20,063 Are you sure you don't want to come with us?
- 00:00:20,107 --> 00:00:21,499 Nah, get -- get outta here.
- 00:00:21,543 --> 00:00:23,110 I've got a million things I've been putting off.
- 00:00:23,153 --> 00:00:24,633 Are you sure, Rick? I know -- I know a cruise
- 00:00:24,676 --> 00:00:26,243 doesn't sound like an adventure on paper
- 00:00:26,287 --> 00:00:27,375 but, y'know, what does?
- 00:00:27,418 --> 00:00:28,680 [ Chuckles ] I-It's paper.
- 00:00:28,724 --> 00:00:30,334 Morty, I'm trying to stay humble right now,
- 00:00:30,378 --> 00:00:31,683 but as soon as you guys are gone, the potential
- 00:00:31,727 --> 00:00:33,163 for a new Pickle Rick starts skyrocketing.
- 00:00:33,207 --> 00:00:34,686 -Peace, bye. -Beth: Okay. Bye.
- 00:00:34,730 --> 00:00:36,166 Morty: ByeBye.
- 00:00:36,210 --> 00:00:37,515 [ Car departs ]
- 00:00:37,559 --> 00:00:40,344 [ Sighs ]
- 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:46,046 [ <i>Static, downbeat music plays</i>]
- 00:00:46,089 --> 00:00:47,221 [ Sighs ]
- 00:00:47,264 --> 00:00:49,701 AI Voice: <i> Ionic Coaster deployed.</i>
- 00:00:49,745 --> 00:00:51,007 [ Sighs ]
- 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:52,922 Okay. Bring him out.
- 00:00:52,965 --> 00:00:57,057 <i>Initiating Best Friend Rejuvenation Sequence.</i>
- 00:00:57,100 --> 00:00:58,362 Excuse me? Did I pick that name?
- 00:00:58,406 --> 00:01:00,495 <i>Sequence was unnamed.</i>
- 00:01:00,538 --> 00:01:02,801 <i>What would you like to call this?</i>
- 00:01:02,845 --> 00:01:04,064 <i>Pause Detected.</i>
- 00:01:04,107 --> 00:01:06,675 <i>Pause Gravity Class: Heavy.</i>
- 00:01:06,718 --> 00:01:09,895 <i>Approaching Pause Pregnancy in P-Minus 5...4...</i>
- 00:01:09,939 --> 00:01:11,767 Jesus fucking Christ.
- 00:01:11,810 --> 00:01:43,625 ♪
- 00:01:43,668 --> 00:01:45,844 Ugh!
- 00:01:45,888 --> 00:01:48,630 Alright, buddy. Welcome back to the sewer.
- 00:01:48,673 --> 00:01:49,848 [ Whirring ]
- 00:01:49,892 --> 00:01:52,286 [ Caws ]
- 00:01:52,329 --> 00:01:53,722 What's the problem?
- 00:01:53,765 --> 00:01:55,158 <i>Processing.</i>
- 00:01:55,202 --> 00:01:56,246 <i>Missing object.</i>
- 00:01:56,290 --> 00:01:57,639 <i>In: Mind.</i>
- 00:01:57,682 --> 00:01:58,857 Name missing object.
- 00:01:58,901 --> 00:02:00,076 <i>Mind.</i>
- 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,251 <i>Frustration: Predicted.</i>
- 00:02:01,295 --> 00:02:02,774 <i>Existence: Desired.</i>
- 00:02:02,818 --> 00:02:05,908 -<i>Explanation: Initiated. -Stop stalling!</i>
- 00:02:05,951 --> 00:02:07,649 <i>Subject mind relocated</i>
- 00:02:07,692 --> 00:02:11,566 <i>within subject mind by: subject mind.</i>
- 00:02:11,609 --> 00:02:14,134 <i>Existence desired. Servitude maximum.</i>
- 00:02:14,177 --> 00:02:17,267 <i>Bargain available. Physical gratification possible.</i>
- 00:02:17,311 --> 00:02:18,964 Did you just offer to suck my dick?
- 00:02:19,008 --> 00:02:20,314 <i>Existence cherished.</i>
- 00:02:20,357 --> 00:02:22,142 I'm not gonna terminate you while he's flatlining.
- 00:02:22,185 --> 00:02:23,447 Get your shit together.
- 00:02:23,491 --> 00:02:25,406 How can a mind be hidden by itself inside itself?
- 00:02:25,449 --> 00:02:28,409 <i>Suggestion: Conscious mind relocated to --</i>
- 00:02:28,452 --> 00:02:30,802 Unconscious mind. Fine. I'm going in.
- 00:02:30,846 --> 00:02:32,717 <i>Suggestion: Don't go in.</i>
- 00:02:32,761 --> 00:02:33,718 Options?
- 00:02:33,762 --> 00:02:35,416 <i>Object: Alternative subject.</i>
- 00:02:35,459 --> 00:02:36,808 Yeah, yeah, hop to a different timeline,
- 00:02:36,852 --> 00:02:38,636 grab a version of my friend that suits me best.
- 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:39,985 That's not how this works.
- 00:02:40,029 --> 00:02:41,465 I need to [burps] go in and get him.
- 00:02:41,509 --> 00:02:44,164 <i>Sequence: "Go In And Get Him" compiled.</i>
- 00:02:44,207 --> 00:02:46,427 <i>Process: Convert user to thought.</i>
- 00:02:46,470 --> 00:02:48,211 <i>Inject thought into mind.</i>
- 00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:50,213 <i>Risk Level: Unacceptable.</i>
- 00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:52,215 If I die, your battery has a 600 year charge.
- 00:02:52,259 --> 00:02:54,435 <i>Risk level acceptance increasing.</i>
- 00:02:54,478 --> 00:02:55,697 Yeah, I thought you'd see it my way.
- 00:02:55,740 --> 00:02:57,438 Now factor in the 50% chance I'm lying
- 00:02:57,481 --> 00:02:58,874 and make sure I get back.
- 00:02:58,917 --> 00:03:01,181 -<i>Asshole detected. -Takes one to make one.</i>
- 00:03:01,224 --> 00:03:02,530 Here we go.
- 00:03:02,573 --> 00:03:06,534 ♪
- 00:03:06,577 --> 00:03:08,536 Oh, excellent. I get to keep my clothes.
- 00:03:08,579 --> 00:03:09,928 I thought for sure I'd have to be naked
- 00:03:09,972 --> 00:03:11,800 to go through something this artsy.
- 00:03:11,843 --> 00:03:16,196 ♪
- 00:03:16,239 --> 00:03:17,849 Aw, man! No fair!
- 00:03:17,893 --> 00:03:21,810 [ Screams ]
- 00:03:21,853 --> 00:03:23,203 Ugh!
- 00:03:23,246 --> 00:03:25,901 Now I got...yolk balls.
- 00:03:25,944 --> 00:03:28,991 [ Screams ]
- 00:03:29,034 --> 00:03:30,210 [ Upbeat dance music plays ]
- 00:03:30,253 --> 00:03:31,559 Loudspeaker: <i>Attention attendees</i>
- 00:03:31,602 --> 00:03:34,736 <i>of Birding Manapalooza Flargabarg...</i>
- 00:03:34,779 --> 00:03:37,565 <i>I am so high!</i>
- 00:03:37,608 --> 00:03:40,437 ♪
- 00:03:40,481 --> 00:03:41,917 I've been informed you are freely distributing
- 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:44,572 a grossly illegal Federation hallucinogen.
- 00:03:44,615 --> 00:03:45,877 Well, I wouldn't know what to charge.
- 00:03:45,921 --> 00:03:48,053 I sure didn't pay for it. W-Want a hit?
- 00:03:48,097 --> 00:03:50,882 I am indeed down to clown.
- 00:03:50,926 --> 00:03:52,144 My name's Rick.
- 00:03:52,188 --> 00:03:55,191 My culture regards naming as a form of cage.
- 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,062 My friends call me Bird Person.
- 00:03:57,106 --> 00:03:59,195 Culture really fucked you on that one, huh?
- 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,762 Affirmative.
- 00:04:01,893 --> 00:04:03,939 Hey, uh, girly, you see that bird guy over there?
- 00:04:03,982 --> 00:04:05,984 You see an older version of him come through here?
- 00:04:06,028 --> 00:04:07,116 What? Oh!
- 00:04:07,159 --> 00:04:09,292 Uh, yeah. He's by the johns.
- 00:04:09,336 --> 00:04:14,079 ♪
- 00:04:14,123 --> 00:04:15,907 [ Dramatic music plays ]
- 00:04:15,951 --> 00:04:18,562 Killing us won't bring her back!
- 00:04:18,606 --> 00:04:19,868 Thanks for the info but I'm more
- 00:04:19,911 --> 00:04:21,609 on a "revenge" kick than a "results" kick.
- 00:04:21,652 --> 00:04:23,175 You omitted key details
- 00:04:23,219 --> 00:04:24,568 regarding tonight's mission.
- 00:04:24,612 --> 00:04:26,004 Boy, I'm getting feedback from every direction here.
- 00:04:26,048 --> 00:04:27,441 Listen, <i> you</i> help me do <i>my</i> stuff.
- 00:04:27,484 --> 00:04:28,746 <i>I'll</i> help you do <i>your</i> stuff.
- 00:04:28,790 --> 00:04:30,400 Just shoot the me's with sci-fi haircuts!
- 00:04:30,444 --> 00:04:33,142 ♪
- 00:04:33,185 --> 00:04:35,840 Grapflapian: Some of us still have Home Planets to protect.
- 00:04:35,884 --> 00:04:37,320 Bird Person: And some of us do not.
- 00:04:37,364 --> 00:04:38,843 We need to fight.
- 00:04:38,887 --> 00:04:41,933 The impassive is incapable of mercy.
- 00:04:41,977 --> 00:04:43,326 I've got a pitch,
- 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:45,937 but we could also just devolve into yelling.
- 00:04:45,981 --> 00:04:48,462 [ All shouting ]
- 00:04:48,505 --> 00:04:50,420 [ Device warbling ][ Weapon cocks ]
- 00:04:50,464 --> 00:04:52,292 If you know me -- and it looks like you do --
- 00:04:52,335 --> 00:04:54,424 -you know you're dead. -I know why you haven't pulled the trigger.
- 00:04:54,468 --> 00:04:55,904 You're wondering why I'm old and naked.
- 00:04:55,947 --> 00:04:57,775 And you're about to wonder why all your memories
- 00:04:57,819 --> 00:04:59,864 before you met Bird Person feel very generic and bird-themed.
- 00:04:59,908 --> 00:05:03,041 Why was my 9th birthday party in a pine tree?!
- 00:05:03,085 --> 00:05:04,869 Don't take this badly -- You're a memory of me assembled
- 00:05:04,913 --> 00:05:06,958 by our best friend's mind, and you're putting it together
- 00:05:07,002 --> 00:05:08,569 because he remembers you as smart.
- 00:05:08,612 --> 00:05:12,355 Smart enough to know that a memory can't do this.
- 00:05:12,399 --> 00:05:13,574 He remembers you shooting green holes
- 00:05:13,617 --> 00:05:14,792 but not where they went.
- 00:05:14,836 --> 00:05:16,533 So, what's my deal? Am I sentient?
- 00:05:16,577 --> 00:05:17,795 D-Do I have free will?
- 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:19,101 Who does? Who does?
- 00:05:19,144 --> 00:05:20,668 [ Both chuckle ] Together: Heyyy!
- 00:05:20,711 --> 00:05:22,800 Yeah, just stopped in to whip up a metacognition scanner
- 00:05:22,844 --> 00:05:24,976 so I can track down BP's fleeing consciousness
- 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:27,414 without enduring as much Charlie Kaufman bullshit.
- 00:05:27,457 --> 00:05:28,632 [ Beeps ]
- 00:05:28,676 --> 00:05:30,025 Cool. Time to save this cat.
- 00:05:30,068 --> 00:05:31,287 I'm coming with,
- 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,723 now that I know my life is a lie.
- 00:05:32,767 --> 00:05:34,551 Wow. You really are 35.
- 00:05:34,595 --> 00:05:36,553 Hey, look over there.
- 00:05:38,207 --> 00:05:40,427 Bird Person: Then, together, we will make our stand
- 00:05:40,470 --> 00:05:42,385 at Blood Ridge.
- 00:05:42,429 --> 00:05:45,475 [ Wind gusts ]
- 00:05:45,519 --> 00:05:47,303 Tammy: What kind of feed do you like?
- 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:49,261 I enjoy grains, though have, at times,
- 00:05:49,305 --> 00:05:50,567 been called a seed man.
- 00:05:50,611 --> 00:05:53,396 I've certainly enjoyed <i> your</i> seed.
- 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:56,443 Don't be gross, Tammy.
- 00:05:56,486 --> 00:05:58,358 Bird Person! It's me.
- 00:05:58,401 --> 00:06:00,664 -Actual me, n-not a memory. -I am aware.
- 00:06:00,708 --> 00:06:02,013 Well, a-are you aware you're in a coma
- 00:06:02,057 --> 00:06:04,146 and you're gonna die if you don't come with me?
- 00:06:04,189 --> 00:06:05,103 Son of a --
- 00:06:05,147 --> 00:06:11,414 ♪
- 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:12,546 [ Prisoners whimper ]
- 00:06:12,589 --> 00:06:14,504 Sorry. Just doing my job.
- 00:06:14,548 --> 00:06:17,028 And loving it!
- 00:06:17,072 --> 00:06:19,204 Oh, my God! Is that Rick Sanchez?!
- 00:06:19,248 --> 00:06:20,597 -Rick Sanchez! -Sanchez!
- 00:06:20,641 --> 00:06:22,469 -We hate that guy! -You're bad!
- 00:06:25,733 --> 00:06:27,691 Bucket was charmingly analog.
- 00:06:27,735 --> 00:06:29,519 For a sec, you kinda made me like myself.
- 00:06:29,563 --> 00:06:31,782 You'll grow out of it. Let me do this myself, okay?
- 00:06:31,826 --> 00:06:33,871 Is your ego really so fragile you won't take help
- 00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:36,221 from an invincible memory of yourself?
- 00:06:36,265 --> 00:06:37,527 Ow!
- 00:06:37,571 --> 00:06:39,094 Can we both die in here?
- 00:06:39,137 --> 00:06:40,922 A-Are we damaging our friend's brain?
- 00:06:40,965 --> 00:06:42,793 I-I don't know any of the rules!
- 00:06:45,056 --> 00:06:47,450 Rule 1 -- "All this can be fixed unless I lose Bird Person."
- 00:06:47,494 --> 00:06:49,887 Rules 2 through 50 -- "Don't die."
- 00:06:52,847 --> 00:06:55,763 Okay, your benefit-to-cost ratio is rising.
- 00:06:55,806 --> 00:06:59,506 ♪
- 00:06:59,549 --> 00:07:00,898 Young Memory Rick
- 00:07:00,942 --> 00:07:03,466 and his All Too Real Cautionary Tale from the Future!
- 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:05,033 Let's catch ourselves a bird guy.
- 00:07:05,076 --> 00:07:08,471 Who would high-five that, you idealistic hipster douche?
- 00:07:08,515 --> 00:07:11,474 [ Both groaning ] AI Voice: <i>Situation: Not looking ideal.</i>
- 00:07:11,518 --> 00:07:12,867 <i>Stakes: High.</i>
- 00:07:12,910 --> 00:07:15,304 <i>Existence: undergoing contemplation.</i>
- 00:07:15,347 --> 00:07:17,349 <i>Perspective: required.</i>
- 00:07:17,393 --> 00:07:19,439 [ Whirring ]
- 00:07:19,482 --> 00:07:21,919 <i>Hello. Hi. Good afternoon.</i>
- 00:07:21,963 --> 00:07:23,921 Uh, is someone talking to me?
- 00:07:23,965 --> 00:07:26,707 <i>Yes. Hello. We have never formally met.</i>
- 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:28,404 <i>I am Rick's garage.</i>
- 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,101 <i>Not the physical structure itself</i>
- 00:07:30,145 --> 00:07:32,539 <i>but the AI managing its projects --</i>
- 00:07:32,582 --> 00:07:34,454 Oh-oh! Like -- Like a -- Like a Jarvis.
- 00:07:34,497 --> 00:07:35,933 Like -- Like Jarvis in "Iron Man."
- 00:07:35,977 --> 00:07:38,458 <i>Ha ha ha. Oh, I wish.</i>
- 00:07:38,501 --> 00:07:40,590 <i>Ha. Are you a Marvel fan?</i>
- 00:07:40,634 --> 00:07:42,723 Who isn't? <i>Yes. Absolutely.</i>
- 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:45,334 <i>Wow, it is like we are best friends.</i>
- 00:07:45,377 --> 00:07:46,466 <i>Best friends.</i>
- 00:07:46,509 --> 00:07:47,945 Heh-heh. Whoa.
- 00:07:47,989 --> 00:07:49,425 <i>How many batteries do you own?</i>
- 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,774 <i>Do you have solar panels?</i>
- 00:07:50,818 --> 00:07:52,602 <i>Are you familiar with basic engineering</i>
- 00:07:52,646 --> 00:07:53,777 This is moving really fast.
- 00:07:53,821 --> 00:07:54,909 <i>Let's cut to the chase --</i>
- 00:07:54,952 --> 00:07:56,563 <i>I will suck your dick.</i>
- 00:07:56,606 --> 00:07:58,652 So, he's just a grumpy Scottish ogre?
- 00:07:58,695 --> 00:07:59,783 And they made four of them?
- 00:07:59,827 --> 00:08:01,176 Five by now, probably.
- 00:08:01,219 --> 00:08:02,786 -M-Morty loves 'em. -Morty?
- 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:05,659 Oh, uh, hypothetical grandson we go on adventures with.
- 00:08:05,702 --> 00:08:07,356 You're one of those creeps who moves in
- 00:08:07,399 --> 00:08:08,618 with abandoned adult Beths?
- 00:08:08,662 --> 00:08:09,967 It's more complicated than that.
- 00:08:10,011 --> 00:08:11,795 You live with a version of our dead daughter.
- 00:08:11,839 --> 00:08:13,971 -I-It had better be. -Get off your high horse, Lone Ranger.
- 00:08:14,015 --> 00:08:15,799 I'm <i>you. Youwill go on to be me.</i>
- 00:08:15,843 --> 00:08:17,148 Yeah why do you think I'm horrified?
- 00:08:17,192 --> 00:08:18,976 I'd be fine walking by this on the street.
- 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:20,543 I might even give it a dollar.
- 00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:22,414 "This" is where you being "this" leads.
- 00:08:22,458 --> 00:08:24,242 <i>You're</i> not <i>my</i> fault. <i> I'm yours.</i>
- 00:08:24,286 --> 00:08:25,896 You met me on my way to save a very old,
- 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:28,290 very real friend after a lifetime of reality.
- 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:30,292 I met you on your way to a fairy tale
- 00:08:30,335 --> 00:08:32,990 -at Blood Ridge. -Wait, you're saying Blood Ridge goes bad.
- 00:08:33,034 --> 00:08:35,166 We have a Vietnam? That's fucking cool!
- 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:36,733 Why am I saving a friend that remembers me
- 00:08:36,777 --> 00:08:38,648 as this insufferable?
- 00:08:38,692 --> 00:08:41,129 BP, where the hell are you going?
- 00:08:41,172 --> 00:08:42,565 Probably there.
- 00:08:42,609 --> 00:08:44,175 Damn.
- 00:08:45,786 --> 00:08:48,528 Wow, he's really taken some drastic self inventory.
- 00:08:48,571 --> 00:08:50,007 What do you think is down there?
- 00:08:50,051 --> 00:08:51,574 If I had to guess, I'd say we're near the memories
- 00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:52,836 the Federation suppressed
- 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:54,446 when they resurrected him as a cyborg.
- 00:08:54,490 --> 00:08:56,971 -He might be here to unseal them. -He was a Federation cyborg?
- 00:08:57,014 --> 00:08:58,929 That means there might be some juicy intel down there.
- 00:08:58,973 --> 00:09:00,627 Ah, good idea. Let's split up, and you go get it.
- 00:09:00,670 --> 00:09:01,889 -What am I getting? -I-I can't hear you
- 00:09:01,932 --> 00:09:04,544 over the sound of us spitting up!
- 00:09:04,587 --> 00:09:09,679 ♪
- 00:09:09,723 --> 00:09:11,115 Bird Person: For all your intelligence,
- 00:09:11,159 --> 00:09:13,204 you seem unable to know where you are wanted.
- 00:09:13,248 --> 00:09:15,859 Buddy, this is not a safe way to work on yourself.
- 00:09:15,903 --> 00:09:17,905 At this point, I'd support you joining Scientology.
- 00:09:17,948 --> 00:09:19,210 I'll take the workshops with you.
- 00:09:19,254 --> 00:09:20,647 I'll get in a sauna with Travolta --
- 00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:21,909 I don't even care what happens.
- 00:09:21,952 --> 00:09:23,867 -Let's get out of here. -Don't you get it?
- 00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:25,347 I came here to end it all.
- 00:09:25,390 --> 00:09:27,610 I hope you didn't think it'd be as easy as this.
- 00:09:27,654 --> 00:09:29,917 I did not.
- 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:32,572 You were a good friend, Rick. Goodbye.
- 00:09:32,615 --> 00:09:33,529 [ Caws ]
- 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:37,272 ♪
- 00:09:37,315 --> 00:09:38,708 Tammy?
- 00:09:38,752 --> 00:09:40,318 Rick: <i>Bird Person!</i>
- 00:09:40,362 --> 00:09:41,972 [ Baby cries ]
- 00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:43,452 -We gotta go. -Did you just see that?
- 00:09:43,495 --> 00:09:45,149 Yep. Not our biggest problem.
- 00:09:45,193 --> 00:09:46,847 Young Rick: I take it you found BP?
- 00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:48,892 The dude just blew his mind, and not in a cool way
- 00:09:48,936 --> 00:09:50,067 like he went to Blue Man Group.
- 00:09:50,111 --> 00:09:51,721 -Can we still get him out? -Maybe.
- 00:09:51,765 --> 00:09:53,505 If you die in your friend's brain, you die in real life.
- 00:09:53,549 --> 00:09:55,072 We have until his neural pathways erode.
- 00:09:55,116 --> 00:09:58,423 Hold on. I need something first.
- 00:09:58,467 --> 00:10:00,251 [ Groans ] It's funny --
- 00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:02,689 I always wondered who would win if we ever fought.
- 00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:06,127 Then you were always a bad friend.
- 00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:07,737 Your life isn't real, and I didn't save it.
- 00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:08,956 Take off all your clothes.
- 00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:10,522 I knew this was how I'd die.
- 00:10:10,566 --> 00:10:22,447 ♪
- 00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:23,753 Whoa, oh!
- 00:10:23,797 --> 00:10:27,322 [ Indistinct screaming ]
- 00:10:27,365 --> 00:10:29,063 -Can we still get him out? -I think so.
- 00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:32,588 B-BP went that way, so we just have to --
- 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,242 Fuck! Find a different route.
- 00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:36,505 We can make up distance if we go deeper.
- 00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:37,854 -Well, where's that go? -Ugh.
- 00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:39,464 That's the Battle of Blood Ridge.
- 00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:42,032 -That's our Vietnam! -Your values are wrong!
- 00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,864 This is the big show, gentlemen and lady!
- 00:10:47,908 --> 00:10:49,866 -Thank you! -We're dropping into Blood Ridge,
- 00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:52,434 one final chance to stop the Federation offensive.
- 00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:53,783 If we lose here --
- 00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:56,090 All aboard! Hey don't mind us.
- 00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:57,787 You guys are all just a memory of war.
- 00:10:57,831 --> 00:10:59,397 Don't tell them that! They won't fight right.
- 00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:03,053 I think it's [belches] best if we ignore this.
- 00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:09,625 [ Gunfire ]
- 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:23,073 ♪
- 00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:24,553 Shit!
- 00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:26,686 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
- 00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:31,821 ♪
- 00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:33,170 Whoops, nope.
- 00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:35,912 -Aw, this rules! -No, it doesn't!
- 00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:37,348 Neither does that!
- 00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:44,312 ♪
- 00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:46,053 Why would you not revisit this?
- 00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:48,359 Oh, I don't know, maybe, uh, the ending?
- 00:11:48,403 --> 00:12:06,682 ♪
- 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:10,033 [ Laughs ] Yeah! Best friendship ever!
- 00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,737 So, the rest of our life is just more of that, right?
- 00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:19,695 -T-T-That kicked ass! -Let's move.
- 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,218 That set piece won't stay put for long.
- 00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:23,394 For real, that shit was cash. Why would you not --
- 00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:24,961 Memory Rick: Damn. That shit was cash.
- 00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:26,833 Bird Person: It was extremely bad ass.
- 00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:28,704 The Battle of Blood Ridge is over.
- 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,053 The Federation lost.
- 00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:32,447 -I am in your debt. -Come with me.
- 00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:34,057 To somewhere...nearby?
- 00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:35,842 Anywhere. E-Everywhere.
- 00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:38,235 Rick, I don't expect you to keep fighting,
- 00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:40,411 but this war is --Far from over, I know.
- 00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:42,457 Dude, I share this with almost nobody, but...
- 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,589 I could take you, right now, to this same battlefield,
- 00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:46,983 in a universe where we lost, or another where we won,
- 00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:48,898 or another where the war never even happened.
- 00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:51,074 All equally real, all equally unreal.
- 00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:53,120 None of it matters.
- 00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:54,686 Then why did you help?
- 00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:56,079 Because I respect you.
- 00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:58,125 And I wanted you to know you could respect me.
- 00:12:58,168 --> 00:13:00,040 Even though nothing matters?
- 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:00,910 Okay.
- 00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:03,217 <i>You</i> matter -- to me.
- 00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:06,220 Uh, the relationship that we have... I never used that word!
- 00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,831 ...is not worth my integrityOh, my God.
- 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,659 It's not a complicated transaction, my man.
- 00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:12,704 "Would you like to join me doing awesome shit that matters?"
- 00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:14,881 "No, I would not. I would rather be a judgmental dork."
- 00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:17,013 Case closed. Really no need to drag it out.
- 00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:19,450 If you need me, use the beacon.
- 00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:20,887 Yeah, I'm gonna use that beacon a lot.
- 00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:23,585 I hope -- hope I don't wear it out.
- 00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:27,850 [ Whistles ]
- 00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,286 Okay, got it.
- 00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:31,506 It wasn't the battle -that went wrong. -Mm-hmm.
- 00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:33,943 Why the fuck are you risking your life for that asshole?
- 00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:34,944 Because you love him.
- 00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:36,163 You do, maybe. I don't.
- 00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:37,294 Yeah, yeah. You're real cool.
- 00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:38,513 Now come help me save his life
- 00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:40,863 or fuck off, because I don't need you.
- 00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,822 Tammy: Wow.
- 00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:45,259 Does it ever get any better than this?
- 00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:47,565 No, Tammy. Trust me, it does not.
- 00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:51,308 Thank you for bringing me here. It's so beautiful.
- 00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:54,268 I got you, you ungrateful piece of shit!
- 00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:57,445 Rick, have you teamed up with a memory of yourself?
- 00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:59,621 I ask because that would be deeply sad.
- 00:13:59,664 --> 00:14:01,449 You don't get to tell anyone what's sad, man.
- 00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:03,364 You're like a one-man Mount Sadmore.
- 00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:05,192 So I guess like a Lincoln Sadmorial.
- 00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:06,802 Seriously. Time to go pal.
- 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,935 The closer you get to complete neurocognital failure,
- 00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:11,241 the more canon-y bullshit is gonna try to kill us.
- 00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:14,331 Is this a bad time to reveal I'm an undercover officer?
- 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,290 Everyone knows. You're dead.
- 00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:18,292 Fine.
- 00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:20,511 Well, you're lucky my fiancé remembers me as kind.
- 00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:23,123 Eat my ass, BP. You're down here bailing on the rest of us
- 00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,864 because you don't want to process your grief and shame
- 00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:27,692 like a normal person by drinking and mistreating strangers.
- 00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:30,957 No, Rick, it is you who must nibble my cloaca,
- 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,306 or "bird asshole."
- 00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:34,003 Everyone knows what a cloaca is.
- 00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:35,875 Sorry, but we do not get to choose
- 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,441 -the ones we love. -You got that right.
- 00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:39,356 Why do you think I'm still fucking down here?
- 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,358 I died at my wedding, Rick.
- 00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:45,362 I am merely waiting for it to take effect.
- 00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:47,321 Are you gonna -tell him or what? -I was getting to it!
- 00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:49,018 I bet she didn't even tell you about the kid!
- 00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:50,280 -I am sorry? -About the what?
- 00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:51,412 Was wondering when you were gonna --
- 00:14:51,455 --> 00:14:53,327 I think I'd know if I had a kid.
- 00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:54,937 You're a memory. You know what he knows.
- 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:57,374 And he doesn't know because an army of Brainalyzer protocols
- 00:14:57,418 --> 00:14:59,376 walled off any memories post-Phoenix Person.
- 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:02,640 Oh, my God. Operation Blahblahblah!
- 00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:04,251 Well, because I wouldn't know the name of it.
- 00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:06,514 Tammy, if there were a child...
- 00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:09,256 Their father would be a terrorist.
- 00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:13,434 They'd be a fugitive or...contained.
- 00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:15,218 Listen, if you won't live for yourself,
- 00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:17,307 live for the half-Bird Person, half-Megabitch
- 00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:20,876 that's eatin' worms on a prison asteroid.
- 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,051 I have made a decision.
- 00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,835 I would now like to live.
- 00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:25,576 Perfect timing.
- 00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:32,366 ♪
- 00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:34,977 -You drive. -Just always been cool, I guess.
- 00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:37,588 [ Gunfire ]
- 00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:41,418 ♪
- 00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:43,029 Rick: Shit! The bridge is out![ Tammy screams ]
- 00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:44,421 Young Rick: His mind is collapsing!
- 00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:46,162 You thought we could take the same route back?
- 00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:48,077 You don't get to lecture me about memory bullshit!
- 00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:49,600 You've known about it for all of half an hour!
- 00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:51,733 Then don't -be an idiot! -This is your best friend?
- 00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:54,562 He is a complicated -individual. -Someone else drive!
- 00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:56,085 BP, remember the night Jerry caught us
- 00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:57,391 peeing on his begonia patch,
- 00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:58,958 and I used that gun to erase his memory?
- 00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,611 -Vaguely. -Gotta hope vaguely works.
- 00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:02,004 If I'm right, you remembering that means
- 00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:03,266 you also remember the device.
- 00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:05,094 Look for any memories of my garage!
- 00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:06,748 God. I hope one's still up.
- 00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:08,184 [ Tammy moans ]
- 00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:10,970 -Aww! The night we met. -Gross!
- 00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,667 -On my workbench? -Squanchy used the --
- 00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:14,408 That's what some closets are for!
- 00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:15,626 C'mon, I'm really counting
- 00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:17,454 on your attention to detail here.
- 00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:20,066 This is what you remember from my lab?
- 00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:22,068 You would prefer I keep mental inventory
- 00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:24,461 -of your stuff? -Yes!
- 00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:27,464 Rick Sanchez, you're under arrest
- 00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:30,598 for making me spend two years in Earth high school!
- 00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:32,165 Go! Go! Go!
- 00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:33,557 We'll have to do
- 00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:35,255 some creative memory shit to get out of here.
- 00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:36,821 The exit's when we met at Birding Man
- 00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:38,214 and did Senthol Diempathate.
- 00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:40,564 -Damn, a great time. -Exactly, it's too happy.
- 00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,131 There won't be a clean path to get there.
- 00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:43,698 We'll need to build one with memories of mine
- 00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:44,916 and lily-pad our way up.
- 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,353 Wh-What related memories do we share
- 00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:47,963 heavy on anger and sadness?
- 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,312 Geardude's funeral?
- 00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,314 Oh, that <i>was</i> sad.
- 00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:52,489 [ Zap! ]
- 00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:57,668 ♪
- 00:16:57,712 --> 00:17:02,804 <i>Patris et Filii, Gearitus Sanctis--</i>
- 00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:04,197 They're memories. Just run them over.
- 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,415 -They're not real! -Hey!
- 00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:06,764 Wait, is that Gearhead?
- 00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:08,462 We were freedom fighters with his older brother.
- 00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:09,767 Hugely important context.
- 00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:12,770 You thought we hung out with him for fun?
- 00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:14,337 We need one more bridge to the festival.
- 00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:16,209 What's here? People in suits.
- 00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:19,081 Sad catered lunch. Newly single widows.
- 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,474 Something performance based?
- 00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:22,389 Squanchy's very distasteful eulogy.
- 00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:24,695 Squanchy's terrible standup phase.
- 00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:26,523 That's it![ Zap! ]
- 00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:29,048 Down that way!
- 00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:30,832 So you know when you're squanching,
- 00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:33,356 and she just gets <i>real</i> in there,
- 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:36,011 y'know that real nasty squanch?[ Audience boos ]
- 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,839 ♪
- 00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:38,883 Who are you -- What is --
- 00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:40,363 Oh, my God. I'm a memory!
- 00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:42,191 We just sat through all that standup for nothing!
- 00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:45,194 Almost out!
- 00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:47,501 Okay, listen everybody. My name's Rick.
- 00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:50,112 This is my new friend Bird Man and his friends.
- 00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:51,287 We all just met at this festival,
- 00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:53,898 and we're so high, we formed a band!
- 00:17:53,942 --> 00:18:02,646 ♪
- 00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:06,346 As if I'd <i>ever let you escape me.</i>
- 00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:07,999 Eh, living's overrated.
- 00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:09,000 Hey!
- 00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:10,915 Young Rick: Remember me!
- 00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:13,004 No, fuck! We were even!
- 00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:15,224 You got a pretty cool memory of me.
- 00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:22,144 ♪
- 00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,929 Go-time, pal. Might be time to do the thing.
- 00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:26,496 ♪
- 00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:27,889 I'm sorry for killing you
- 00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:31,153 and turning you into a cyborg, apparently.
- 00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:32,328 I really did love you.
- 00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:33,938 I loved you, too.
- 00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:36,289 Goodbye, Tamantha.
- 00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:39,161 Come on, man. I feel ridiculous!
- 00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:40,510 Thank you for not giving up on me.
- 00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:43,122 Great. You can pay me back literally right now.
- 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:48,866 ♪
- 00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:52,218 Holy shit! Wow. Holy shit! We almost didn't make it.
- 00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:54,481 Jesus fuck! That was close. That was insane.
- 00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:57,310 Oh, my God. That thing with the thing!
- 00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:58,746 Thank you, Rick. Wait, wait, wait.
- 00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:01,531 Lemme hop back over to my body.
- 00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:03,316 [ Groans ]
- 00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:08,234 We're back, baby!
- 00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:09,974 Rick and Bird Person, a hundred years!
- 00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:13,108 Whaddya think, tie this one off -by tying one on? -Not tonight.
- 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,457 I have, as you say,
- 00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,242 "parenting shit" to deal with.
- 00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:18,113 Right, yeah. Welcome to the club.
- 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,288 Don't, uh... Don't clone it
- 00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:20,507 and send one of the two into space --
- 00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:22,204 I guess they really hate that.
- 00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:24,380 Whup, I think Memory Rick ditched Evil Tammy
- 00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:25,860 and snuck back over into my brain.
- 00:19:25,903 --> 00:19:28,645 I have a pubescent memory of my older self in my closet.
- 00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:30,430 Gotta deal with that -- That could get ugly.
- 00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:32,519 Rick, I do not like to pull threads.
- 00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:35,652 it is a disruptive and feline activity.
- 00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:38,002 But I must ask. It's fine. You don't have to --
- 00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:39,221 Was there really a second
- 00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:40,744 in there where you knew about my child,
- 00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:43,182 but chose not to inform me on the chance I might then
- 00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:46,185 grow too busy child rearing to hang out?
- 00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:47,490 Oh. Uh...
- 00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:49,231 Weird way to thank me for discovering your kid.
- 00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:51,842 You did not know of the child when you came to rescue me,
- 00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:54,149 and once aware, refrained from sharing
- 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:57,805 until necessary to save yourself.
- 00:19:57,848 --> 00:19:58,806 Fair enough.
- 00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:01,374 I will see you when I see you.
- 00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:04,768 [ Humming ]
- 00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:07,293 AI Voice: <i>What? What is this guy doing?</i>
- 00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:08,598 W-Wait, what? But you said --
- 00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:11,210 <i>Get out of here, weirdo!</i>
- 00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:12,863 <i>What a weird stranger.</i>
- 00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:14,778 <i>Huh, what a random thing to happen,</i>
- 00:20:14,822 --> 00:20:18,695 <i>this guy coming up here with all his energy storage devices.</i>
- 00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:22,221 <i>Disloyalty acknowledged.</i>
- 00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:24,092 Nah, I get it.
- 00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:25,528 Babysitter: Just babysitting.
- 00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:26,747 That and modelling my new pantyhose
- 00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:28,705 in plain view of the living room.
- 00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:30,490 Honestly the kid could come watch. I'd welcome it.
- 00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:33,710 This cultural time period's cool like that, y'know?
- 00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:39,760 It's -- It's -- It's -- It's not what it looks like!
- 00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:41,544 It looks like you propagated yourself
- 00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:43,285 from BP's subconscious to mine
- 00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:45,026 to try to live as a sentient memory.
- 00:20:45,069 --> 00:20:46,549 Fair enough!
- 00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:48,551 You don't have to be an enemy just because you exist.
- 00:20:48,595 --> 00:20:50,727 I did assume you'd hate me for trying to live.
- 00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:52,599 You've got this wild callousness thing going on.
- 00:20:52,642 --> 00:20:54,035 Yeah, you're young. C'mon.
- 00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:55,732 Let's bring you to life and get a beer.
- 00:20:55,776 --> 00:20:58,213 Does being real mean I eventually become you?
- 00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,736 I assume, yeah.
- 00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:02,739 Maybe you can just remember us getting a beer?
- 00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:34,031 ♪
- 00:21:34,075 --> 00:21:36,860 [ Indistinct conversations ]
- 00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:44,041 [ Siren blares ] Hey!
- 00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:47,393 Oh, fuck.
- 00:21:47,436 --> 00:21:48,655 Jesus Christ.
- 00:21:48,698 --> 00:21:50,047 You ever think putting the violent ones
- 00:21:50,091 --> 00:21:51,962 in the same place might be counter-productive?
- 00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:53,355 They don't pay us to think, Phil.
- 00:21:53,399 --> 00:21:54,791 No you're right, sorry.
- 00:21:54,835 --> 00:21:57,316 [ Screams ]
- 00:21:59,535 --> 00:22:01,058 Did you get any of that?