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Рик и Морти вот-вот умрут, разбив свой космический корабль, поэтому Морти звонит Джессике, признаваясь в своих искренних чувствах к ней. Не зная о его неминуемой смерти, Джессика спрашивает, может ли она прийти посмотреть фильм. По этой причине Морти не разбивает корабль, а приземляет его в океане. Разъярённый Рик говорит, что он в давней войне со своим заклятым врагом, мистером Нимбусом. Появляется Нимбус и требует встретиться с Риком за ужином в доме Рика, чтобы заключить договор. В процессе подготовки Рик заставляет Морти бросить бутылки с вином в измерение, где время движется быстрее, чтобы состарить вино. Джессика подходит и просит вина, поэтому Морти входит в измерение, чтобы забрать его. Человек внутри, Хуви, помогает ему, но по возвращении находит свою жену мёртвой. Его сын обвиняет его в этом, но Хуви говорит ему, что это сделал Морти. На протяжении многих лет сын и внук Хуви готовятся к возвращению Морти, чтобы убить его. Они забирают Джессику, и Морти идёт за ней. Они обманывают и заманивают его в ловушку, но Морти сбегает с Джессикой с помощью Рика и Нимбуса, который прощает своего врага, отмечая, что они ничто друг без друга. Когда они возвращаются, Джессика делится своим новым пониманием времени и предлагает Морти остаться просто друзьями. Между тем, Нимбус предлагает Джерри и Бет секс втроём. В сцене после титров Бет и Джерри обсуждают, следует ли им принять предложение мистера Нимбуса о сексе втроём, прежде чем сделать это, и заверяют Нимбуса, что Рик поймёт, почему они это сделали.
- 00:00:06,700 --> 00:00:07,420 Держись, Рик.
- 00:00:07,540 --> 00:00:08,540 Осталось немного.
- 00:00:09,050 --> 00:00:11,050 Оставь меня, Морти. По-другому никак.
- 00:00:11,410 --> 00:00:14,740 Ого, в этом осколке мы были Блейдами?
- 00:00:14,820 --> 00:00:15,600 Охренеть не встать.
- 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:16,990 Ещё чуть-чуть.
- 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:19,880 М-мне страшно, Морти. Я вижу конец.
- 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:22,100 Глупый я человек.
- 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:23,810 Глупый человечишка.
- 00:00:23,930 --> 00:00:25,530 Прости, что втянул тебя в это.
- 00:00:25,610 --> 00:00:27,810 Ты втянул, а я нас вытяну.
- 00:00:41,090 --> 00:00:41,711 Алё?
- 00:00:41,791 --> 00:00:44,100 Привет, Джессика, это Морти. Из школы.
- 00:00:44,180 --> 00:00:45,600 Привет, Морти. Как дела?
- 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:47,490 Просто хочу сказать, что ты очень классная.
- 00:00:47,570 --> 00:00:49,350 Я знаю, обстоятельства не играли нам на руку,
- 00:00:49,430 --> 00:00:51,546 но ты правда классная, и я бы хотел узнать тебя поближе.
- 00:00:51,570 --> 00:00:53,300 Ой, какой поток сознания.
- 00:00:53,380 --> 00:00:55,420 Ой, да, прости, наверное, я просто...
- 00:00:55,500 --> 00:00:57,920 Нет, просто жаль, что ты раньше этого не сказал.
- 00:00:58,110 --> 00:00:58,421 Ч-чего?
- 00:00:58,501 --> 00:01:01,480 Ну да, твоя неуверенность - Это даже как-то эгоистично.
- 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:03,066 - Это ты верно подметила. <i>- Сбой системы жизнеобеспечения.</i>
- 00:01:03,090 --> 00:01:05,180 - Тогда какие планы на вечер? - Сегодня?
- 00:01:05,260 --> 00:01:07,630 Да, не хочешь кино глянуть или типа того?
- 00:01:07,730 --> 00:01:09,910 Да, сегодня вечером, отлично.
- 00:01:10,020 --> 00:01:11,470 Твою мать! Твою мать!
- 00:01:11,730 --> 00:01:13,470 Давай! Давай!
- 00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:23,530 - Где это мы? - Мы дома, Рик.
- 00:01:23,610 --> 00:01:25,180 Я посадил нас в океан.
- 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:27,190 В океан? Тот, который на Земле?
- 00:01:27,270 --> 00:01:30,020 - Ну да, вроде как. - Ох, мать твою перемать.
- 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:31,900 Нам надо валить. Срочно ноги делать надо!
- 00:01:31,980 --> 00:01:33,726 - Морти, на фига ты трогал океан? - Что? А что такого?
- 00:01:33,750 --> 00:01:35,790 - Сука! Сука! Сука! - Да что?
- 00:01:37,490 --> 00:01:42,720 Ричард! Ты посмел осквернить святой договор меж сушей и морем!
- 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:47,610 Тебя ждёт гнев твоего заклятого врага, известного как мистер Нимбус.
- 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:49,280 Сорян, а это ещё кто?
- 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:51,420 - Мой злейший враг. - Чё?
- 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:53,060 Да блин, вражина заклятый, говорю.
- 00:01:53,140 --> 00:01:54,640 Ладно-ладно, как там его зовут?
- 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:58,060 - Я - мистер Нимбус! - Он это ещё не раз повторит.
- 00:02:25,970 --> 00:02:29,790 РИК И МОРТИ
- 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:31,700 Стоп, кто к нам придёт?
- 00:02:31,780 --> 00:02:33,980 - Его злейший враг. - У Рика есть злейший враг?
- 00:02:34,060 --> 00:02:35,890 - Вроде. - Он рассказывал о нём?
- 00:02:35,970 --> 00:02:37,780 Я у вас хотел спросить. Впервые слышу.
- 00:02:37,860 --> 00:02:39,640 А кто он такой? Типа волшебник?
- 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:41,070 Рик - учёный, а тот - волшебник?
- 00:02:41,150 --> 00:02:43,430 - Он типа... рыба. - Рыба?
- 00:02:43,510 --> 00:02:45,060 Не рыба, это мистер Нимбус,
- 00:02:45,140 --> 00:02:47,640 король океана и тот ещё говнюк.
- 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,510 Морти, ты рад? На фига ты трогал океан?
- 00:02:50,590 --> 00:02:52,510 Скоро он придёт. Помоги мне всё уладить,
- 00:02:52,590 --> 00:02:54,780 иначе от него будет куча бед, а он этого не стоит.
- 00:02:54,860 --> 00:02:57,160 Р-рик, я не знаю, как долго смогу помогать.
- 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:59,790 П-просто ко мне придёт Джессика посмотреть фильм или типа того,
- 00:02:59,870 --> 00:03:03,190 но знаешь, это хороший шаг. Может, к чему-то приведёт.
- 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:05,450 Морти, да всем наплевать на твой хрен.
- 00:03:05,530 --> 00:03:06,620 Осознай это уже поскорее.
- 00:03:06,700 --> 00:03:09,620 Ты лишаешь меня счастья, чтобы я выполнял твои безумные поручения.
- 00:03:09,700 --> 00:03:12,570 Поверь, после косяка с океаном хрен тебе, а не всякое безумие.
- 00:03:12,650 --> 00:03:15,300 Пока я буду срать в уши Нимбусу на мирных переговорах,
- 00:03:15,390 --> 00:03:17,390 Саммер погрузится в Марианскую впадину,
- 00:03:17,470 --> 00:03:19,500 чтобы достать запретную раковину, дающую ему силы,
- 00:03:19,580 --> 00:03:21,580 потому что Саммер я доверяю.
- 00:03:22,140 --> 00:03:23,210 Лизнём сисяндры!
- 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:24,486 - Не нравится мне это. - Так, что?
- 00:03:24,510 --> 00:03:26,910 Конечно, не нравится, ведь вам сисяндр не видать.
- 00:03:27,900 --> 00:03:28,601 Вообще-то,
- 00:03:28,681 --> 00:03:31,100 мы с вашим отцом в последнее время такие сексуально активные.
- 00:03:31,180 --> 00:03:31,710 Фу.
- 00:03:31,830 --> 00:03:33,860 Доктор Вонг предложила нам поэкспериментировать.
- 00:03:33,940 --> 00:03:36,340 Мы смотрим порнографию. Вместе.
- 00:03:36,420 --> 00:03:38,200 - Гадость. - Лучше я останусь в океане.
- 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:41,600 Сбавь обороты, малыш, а то эти обыватели офигеют.
- 00:03:42,030 --> 00:03:44,050 Во всех ваших зубах есть по капсуле самоубийства.
- 00:03:44,130 --> 00:03:46,550 Имейте в виду. Идём, Морти. Бухло на тебе.
- 00:03:46,790 --> 00:03:48,310 Нимбус пьёт только качественную хрень.
- 00:03:48,380 --> 00:03:50,920 Швыряй туда эти ящики китового океанского вина,
- 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,360 чтобы состарить его на пару веков.
- 00:03:52,420 --> 00:03:54,270 Там время движется быстрее?
- 00:03:54,390 --> 00:03:55,250 Типа как в Нарнии?
- 00:03:55,330 --> 00:03:57,910 Морти, я тебе не бобёр, верящий в Иисуса Христа.
- 00:03:58,290 --> 00:03:59,830 Но да, типа как в Нарнии.
- 00:03:59,910 --> 00:04:00,581 Но Джессика...
- 00:04:00,661 --> 00:04:02,660 Морти, ты должен просто приносить вино.
- 00:04:02,740 --> 00:04:04,720 - Когда я тебя о чём-то просил? - Когда про...
- 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:06,990 Я уже несколько лет не ходил в школу полную неделю.
- 00:04:07,070 --> 00:04:08,590 Я не знаю ни хрена. И ради чего?
- 00:04:08,670 --> 00:04:11,520 Сколько у тебя вообще врагов? У тебя постоянно конфликты.
- 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:13,806 Морти, советую тебе сразу усвоить, что жизнь - это борьба.
- 00:04:13,830 --> 00:04:15,990 - С мистером Нимбусом? - Смеёшься надо мной?
- 00:04:16,070 --> 00:04:18,720 Морти, мистер Нимбус - Хладнокровный членогубитель.
- 00:04:19,220 --> 00:04:21,280 Идём, это его волшебный океанский горн.
- 00:04:28,710 --> 00:04:29,870 Это мистер Нимбус?
- 00:04:29,950 --> 00:04:30,770 Нимбус.
- 00:04:30,850 --> 00:04:32,790 Ричард. Выглядишь сраненько.
- 00:04:32,870 --> 00:04:34,250 Давай за дело.
- 00:04:34,330 --> 00:04:35,850 Я извиняюсь, это он самый?
- 00:04:35,930 --> 00:04:37,040 - Джерри! - Так, погоди.
- 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:38,450 Ты расфигачивал планеты,
- 00:04:38,530 --> 00:04:40,960 и вот этого парня ты испугался?
- 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:44,720 Рик, а он мне нравится. Непокорённый, неукрощённый.
- 00:04:44,870 --> 00:04:47,270 Наверное, стоит потуже затянуть его ошейник.
- 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:49,220 Всё, хватит, я вызываю полицию.
- 00:04:49,300 --> 00:04:50,330 - Валяй. - Джерри!
- 00:04:50,410 --> 00:04:52,500 - Звоню. - Хорошо. Они мне подчиняются.
- 00:04:52,580 --> 00:04:54,680 - Что, простите? - Джерри, они ему подчиняются.
- 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:57,290 Ну да, логично... в мире тупиц.
- 00:04:57,370 --> 00:05:00,780 Полиция, на моей лужайке стоит странный озабоченный мужик из океана.
- 00:05:01,550 --> 00:05:03,700 Не знаю, к чему этот вопрос, но мы белые.
- 00:05:05,820 --> 00:05:07,010 Стоять!
- 00:05:07,780 --> 00:05:08,780 Деритесь.
- 00:05:11,590 --> 00:05:12,590 Трахайтесь.
- 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:15,310 Бегите.
- 00:05:15,390 --> 00:05:16,480 Валим.
- 00:05:17,830 --> 00:05:19,550 - Идём, Ричард? - А как он...
- 00:05:19,710 --> 00:05:22,710 Господи, Джерри, это мистер Нимбус, полиция ему подчиняется.
- 00:05:22,970 --> 00:05:24,760 Привет? А я туда пришла?
- 00:05:24,850 --> 00:05:27,370 А то я видела, как копы занимались сексом.
- 00:05:27,450 --> 00:05:29,780 Привет! Джессика! Да! Т-ты пришла куда надо.
- 00:05:29,860 --> 00:05:31,400 Знакомьтесь, это Джессика.
- 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:32,930 Это все остальные, а это...
- 00:05:33,010 --> 00:05:35,740 - Я - мистер Нимбус! - Господи, Нимбус, зайди в дом.
- 00:05:35,820 --> 00:05:36,740 Морти, дуй за вином.
- 00:05:36,820 --> 00:05:38,720 Погоди. Идём, Джессика.
- 00:05:38,910 --> 00:05:42,590 Отойдите, или же вы достойны Нимбуса?
- 00:05:42,670 --> 00:05:45,030 Если ты намекаешь на то, о чём я думаю, то знай,
- 00:05:45,110 --> 00:05:46,810 что мы смотрим порно вместе.
- 00:05:50,470 --> 00:05:52,990 Что ж, ребятки, кажется, вы удостоились кивка.
- 00:05:53,070 --> 00:05:53,821 Кивка?
- 00:05:53,901 --> 00:05:55,820 У мистера Нимбуса нюх на такое.
- 00:05:55,900 --> 00:05:57,720 Видимо, вы сексуально активная пара.
- 00:05:57,850 --> 00:05:59,640 О да. Ещё какая.
- 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:00,720 Мы смотрим порно вместе.
- 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,020 Класс, вы потенциальные кандидаты на тройничок.
- 00:06:03,100 --> 00:06:04,300 Тут всё прописано.
- 00:06:04,380 --> 00:06:07,090 Король океана хочет заняться тройничком с нами?
- 00:06:07,180 --> 00:06:10,060 Всё добровольно, но уверяю вас, это невероятная возможность.
- 00:06:10,140 --> 00:06:10,973 Дико завидую.
- 00:06:11,070 --> 00:06:14,320 Заполните форму, чтобы мы знали, куда высылать подарочную корзину.
- 00:06:14,570 --> 00:06:16,190 Вот тебе раз.
- 00:06:16,270 --> 00:06:18,610 Тебя это не огорчает?
- 00:06:18,690 --> 00:06:20,220 Тебя тоже.
- 00:06:20,300 --> 00:06:22,610 Боже, неужели это происходит с нами?
- 00:06:22,690 --> 00:06:25,390 Я думал, такое возможно только в Нью-Йорке и на HBO.
- 00:06:25,490 --> 00:06:27,070 Доктор Вонг ещё не ошибалась.
- 00:06:27,150 --> 00:06:30,100 Точно. Именно об этом она и говорила.
- 00:06:30,420 --> 00:06:32,460 В общем, устраивайся поудобнее,
- 00:06:32,540 --> 00:06:35,860 в-выбирай фильм, ну или посмотрим межпространственное кабельное.
- 00:06:35,940 --> 00:06:38,150 И снова в эфире Нинтендо 69.
- 00:06:38,270 --> 00:06:39,780 Нинтендо, о-о-о, что ж ты делаешь?
- 00:06:39,860 --> 00:06:41,780 О-о-о, Нинтендо, о-о-о, Нинт...
- 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:44,490 А можем посмотреть ч-ч-ч-то ты захочешь.
- 00:06:44,610 --> 00:06:46,540 Морти, тебя вроде за вином отправили.
- 00:06:46,620 --> 00:06:48,990 Да, надо угостить вином мистера Нимбуса.
- 00:06:49,070 --> 00:06:52,400 - А лишнее там есть? - О! Ну да, конечно.
- 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:53,211 Пойду принесу.
- 00:06:53,291 --> 00:06:54,210 - Класс. - Чисто тебе.
- 00:06:54,290 --> 00:06:55,530 Возвращайся.
- 00:06:59,830 --> 00:07:01,220 Кажется, тебе нужна помощь.
- 00:07:01,300 --> 00:07:04,060 - Привет. Ну да, было бы здорово. - Не беда.
- 00:07:04,140 --> 00:07:05,650 Хуви, ужин готов!
- 00:07:05,750 --> 00:07:07,100 Сейчас приду, сладкая.
- 00:07:07,180 --> 00:07:10,690 Только помогу этому пареньку донести ящик алкоголя,
- 00:07:10,770 --> 00:07:12,270 который лежал тут десятки лет.
- 00:07:13,940 --> 00:07:16,290 Спасибо, Хуви, я очень благодарен тебе.
- 00:07:16,370 --> 00:07:18,540 У меня там девушка, и она мне очень нравится.
- 00:07:18,620 --> 00:07:20,960 - И-и я нервничаю. - О, я тебя понимаю.
- 00:07:21,130 --> 00:07:22,710 Когда я начал встречаться с Бовой,
- 00:07:22,790 --> 00:07:25,610 только и мог думать о том, что всё испорчу.
- 00:07:25,690 --> 00:07:26,690 И что ты сделал?
- 00:07:26,770 --> 00:07:28,280 Всё испортил.
- 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,400 Но я нашёл ту, что любит меня за мои ошибки.
- 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:32,360 Спасибо. Очень полезные слова.
- 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:33,510 Вот. Возьми одну.
- 00:07:33,590 --> 00:07:34,720 Полно тебе. Не стоит.
- 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:37,080 Хочу, чтобы ты взял. Хорошего дня, Хуви.
- 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:40,000 Желаю приятно провести время с той дамой. Расслабься.
- 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:41,080 Хорошо.
- 00:07:44,570 --> 00:07:45,710 Бова?
- 00:07:47,010 --> 00:07:48,940 Отец, почему ты бросил нас?
- 00:07:49,030 --> 00:07:50,570 Иафет, когда ты родился?
- 00:07:51,620 --> 00:07:52,670 Я поклялся матери,
- 00:07:52,750 --> 00:07:54,870 что когда увижу тебя, то отомщу за неё!
- 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:56,360 Я не виноват...
- 00:07:56,490 --> 00:07:58,140 А кто? Кто?
- 00:07:58,220 --> 00:08:01,250 Мальчик... из волшебной двери.
- 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:04,830 Обсудим условия?
- 00:08:04,910 --> 00:08:06,670 Да, давай. Валяй условия.
- 00:08:06,750 --> 00:08:09,760 Условие первое. Я - король океана.
- 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:11,370 В который я сру? Продолжай.
- 00:08:11,450 --> 00:08:13,770 Условие второе. Перестань срать в океан.
- 00:08:13,850 --> 00:08:15,540 Без понятия, о чём ты.
- 00:08:16,010 --> 00:08:17,570 Вкуснота. Ещё.
- 00:08:17,650 --> 00:08:19,470 Ну, эту бутыль я хотел...
- 00:08:19,550 --> 00:08:22,140 Морти, отдай ему бутылку, твою мать.
- 00:08:23,380 --> 00:08:24,213 Ещё!
- 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:25,820 Морти? Взял вино?
- 00:08:25,900 --> 00:08:28,890 Эй, Джессика. Извини, я тут просто...
- 00:08:29,150 --> 00:08:30,080 Как раз иду за ним.
- 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:31,720 Я думала, что ты уже пошёл.
- 00:08:31,820 --> 00:08:34,120 Ну да. Просто... появились дела.
- 00:08:34,230 --> 00:08:35,760 Иду за ним, снова.
- 00:08:35,970 --> 00:08:37,250 А ты можешь включать фильм.
- 00:08:37,330 --> 00:08:39,300 Да ладно, я тебя подожду.
- 00:08:39,680 --> 00:08:41,730 Охренеть, охренеть, охренеть, охренеть!
- 00:08:44,610 --> 00:08:46,350 Я тебя ждал.
- 00:08:47,130 --> 00:08:48,460 Ничего себе. Хуви, верно?
- 00:08:48,540 --> 00:08:50,550 Не смей называть его имя!
- 00:08:50,980 --> 00:08:51,980 Господи боже.
- 00:08:52,050 --> 00:08:54,120 Да почему все старики такие накачанные?
- 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,360 Прости! Прости! Я пришёл за вином!
- 00:08:56,470 --> 00:08:58,470 - Прости! Хватит! - Я тебя угандошу!
- 00:08:59,290 --> 00:09:01,040 Ладно, к чёрту!
- 00:09:04,650 --> 00:09:05,650 А хотя...
- 00:09:06,740 --> 00:09:07,573 Ты!
- 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:09,230 Пошёл на хрен, Хуви!
- 00:09:09,310 --> 00:09:09,860 Отец?
- 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:12,070 Это он! Я же говорил, что он вернётся!
- 00:09:12,150 --> 00:09:12,900 Охренеть.
- 00:09:12,980 --> 00:09:15,640 Слушайте, десять секунд назад он был моложе.
- 00:09:16,030 --> 00:09:17,030 Пидорасина!
- 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:22,680 Прости, отец. Прости, что мы не верили тебе.
- 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:26,030 Он вернётся. Остановите его. Остановите.
- 00:09:37,740 --> 00:09:39,790 Папа, зачем мы охраняем врата?
- 00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:43,020 Однажды сюда вернётся тёмное дитя.
- 00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:45,760 Но мы будем готовы.
- 00:09:48,750 --> 00:09:50,860 Вкуснятина. Ричард, где этот парень с вином?
- 00:09:50,940 --> 00:09:51,531 Хочу пить.
- 00:09:51,611 --> 00:09:54,250 Сейчас принесёт. И хватит лопать бенье таким образом.
- 00:09:54,820 --> 00:09:59,370 Участник не несёт ответственности в случае смерти от оргазма.
- 00:09:59,450 --> 00:10:01,850 Мы точно готовы открыться настолько?
- 00:10:01,930 --> 00:10:03,880 А если будет странно? А если я полюблю его?
- 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:05,890 Нет-нет-нет-нет! Блин!
- 00:10:05,970 --> 00:10:07,106 - Что это было? - Что это было?
- 00:10:07,130 --> 00:10:10,410 Ричард, твой очередной план? Я знаю, ты что-то задумал.
- 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:13,150 Да ничего я не задумал. Извини меня на секунду.
- 00:10:13,330 --> 00:10:15,070 Что за хрень тут происходит? Где вино?
- 00:10:15,150 --> 00:10:16,460 Папа возбудился, и оно выпало.
- 00:10:16,540 --> 00:10:18,150 Да почему ты постоянно всё просираешь?
- 00:10:18,230 --> 00:10:20,210 Ничего я не просираю. Там был чувак...
- 00:10:20,290 --> 00:10:21,440 Постоянно какой-то чувак...
- 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:22,380 Обитатели суши,
- 00:10:22,460 --> 00:10:25,980 не заставляйте Нимбуса ждать - И будете жить.
- 00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:27,100 Сейчас буду.
- 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:30,070 Из-за тебя мне приходится шептать на кухне, как в сраном Фрейзере.
- 00:10:30,150 --> 00:10:32,860 Морти, тащи вино. Бет и Джерри, не пытайтесь трахнуть Нимбуса.
- 00:10:32,940 --> 00:10:34,916 - Вообще-то, он сам предложил. - Мы бы не стали делать это здесь.
- 00:10:34,940 --> 00:10:36,680 Да он всем предлагает.
- 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,200 Э-э-эй, Джессика, в чём дело?
- 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:40,110 Ты вроде как занят.
- 00:10:40,190 --> 00:10:43,670 Нет, нет. Была небольшая заминка, но я сбегаю за вином.
- 00:10:43,780 --> 00:10:45,800 Но ты это уже два раза говорил.
- 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:48,310 Д-да. Я сейчас же принесу вино.
- 00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:51,490 Охренеть! Это он!
- 00:10:54,790 --> 00:10:56,900 Вашу мать! Да что вам от меня надо?
- 00:10:56,980 --> 00:10:58,510 П-простите!
- 00:11:00,610 --> 00:11:02,120 Да!
- 00:11:02,250 --> 00:11:03,820 Он наконец-то повержен.
- 00:11:04,090 --> 00:11:05,840 Но не будем терять бдительность.
- 00:11:05,940 --> 00:11:08,830 Ведь однажды он может вернуться.
- 00:11:09,340 --> 00:11:12,370 Эй, Нарния, ну давай. Сейчас ты огребёшь.
- 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:15,340 Всё кончено. Мальчик больше не вернётся.
- 00:11:15,450 --> 00:11:17,020 Он всегда возвращается.
- 00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:20,060 Ты промотал наши жизни и наше будущее
- 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,000 на фантазию, на ложь!
- 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:23,340 Я верю своим глазам.
- 00:11:23,460 --> 00:11:24,790 Да ничего ты не видел.
- 00:11:24,870 --> 00:11:26,710 Глупый мальчишка!
- 00:11:29,540 --> 00:11:31,240 Те, кого зовут глупцами,
- 00:11:31,380 --> 00:11:34,870 обладают храбростью, нужной, чтобы узреть истину.
- 00:11:55,890 --> 00:11:59,470 Скажи, отец, я и теперь глупец?
- 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:05,410 Я был рождён в ямах, из которых добыли эти камни.
- 00:12:05,510 --> 00:12:08,330 Я потратил свою жизнь на возведение храма лжи.
- 00:12:08,450 --> 00:12:10,780 И я сделал ложь своей силой.
- 00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:13,580 Но что есть сила, если не ложь, что мы...
- 00:12:14,210 --> 00:12:16,360 Охренеть! Он настоящий! Настоящий!
- 00:12:16,450 --> 00:12:19,990 Я ошибался, о, как я ошибался. Бог сущ...
- 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:41,310 Ух ты! Вот это обслуживание! Сейчас навалю чаевых.
- 00:12:41,390 --> 00:12:44,200 Другой паренёк мне больше понравился. Как там его звали?
- 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:45,130 - Кайл? - Что?
- 00:12:45,210 --> 00:12:45,901 Ничего.
- 00:12:45,981 --> 00:12:47,881 Давай подпишем эту фигню и разойдёмся.
- 00:12:47,980 --> 00:12:49,580 Джессика, прости, пожалуйста.
- 00:12:49,660 --> 00:12:52,410 Да ничего, тебя не было всего пару минут.
- 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:53,740 Морти, всё хорошо?
- 00:12:53,820 --> 00:12:55,460 П-прости, Джессика.
- 00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:57,500 Обстоятельства постоянно играют против нас.
- 00:12:57,580 --> 00:12:58,790 Похоже на то.
- 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:02,200 Но я рада, что ты позвонил. Может, начнём всё сначала.
- 00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:03,830 И в этот раз всё получится.
- 00:13:03,910 --> 00:13:06,140 Д-да, было бы классно.
- 00:13:07,510 --> 00:13:08,880 Спасибо, что принёс вино.
- 00:13:08,980 --> 00:13:10,200 Оно того стоило.
- 00:13:10,620 --> 00:13:11,930 Тут нужен штопор?
- 00:13:12,030 --> 00:13:13,530 С-сейчас принесу.
- 00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:17,940 Как же я хочу подписаться над пунктиром.
- 00:13:18,050 --> 00:13:18,581 Приступим?
- 00:13:18,661 --> 00:13:19,830 Господи боже, да.
- 00:13:19,910 --> 00:13:22,550 А кто твой свидетель? Мой свидетель - осьминог.
- 00:13:22,630 --> 00:13:24,340 Как же ты гордишься морской темой.
- 00:13:24,420 --> 00:13:26,450 Чел, приведи свидетеля. Я-то что сделал?
- 00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:28,570 Возможно, у Ричарда нет человека,
- 00:13:28,650 --> 00:13:30,220 которому он может доверить свою жизнь,
- 00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:32,510 который знает его по-настоящему... помимо меня.
- 00:13:32,590 --> 00:13:34,180 Ладно! Сейчас приведу!
- 00:13:34,260 --> 00:13:35,080 Боже ты мой.
- 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:37,470 Морти, иди сюда. Ты нужен мне для одной херни.
- 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:40,990 Рик, я сделал всё, о чём ты просил. Можно я проведу время со своей девушкой?
- 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,330 С девушкой?
- 00:13:42,410 --> 00:13:44,380 Ну, то есть... Мы поцеловались...
- 00:13:44,570 --> 00:13:46,680 Но я никуда не тороплюсь.
- 00:13:46,830 --> 00:13:48,730 В таких вещах спешка не нужна.
- 00:13:52,370 --> 00:13:54,650 Адам, знаешь, почему ты особенный?
- 00:13:54,770 --> 00:13:55,970 Потому что я - путник.
- 00:13:56,050 --> 00:13:56,640 Да.
- 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:58,900 Ты станешь тем, кто пройдёт через дверь.
- 00:13:59,190 --> 00:14:01,570 Ты станешь тем, кто остановит нашу боль.
- 00:14:01,650 --> 00:14:03,900 Мама, но как же моя боль?
- 00:14:04,030 --> 00:14:06,280 Твоя боль дарует нам свободу.
- 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,460 Пора начинать.
- 00:14:11,980 --> 00:14:13,000 Заново.
- 00:14:14,790 --> 00:14:15,790 Заново.
- 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,690 Ты ещё не готов.
- 00:14:20,770 --> 00:14:21,700 Прошу тебя, мама.
- 00:14:21,780 --> 00:14:25,040 По-твоему, он пощадит тебя, как пощадил нас?
- 00:14:25,390 --> 00:14:26,390 Заново!
- 00:14:44,070 --> 00:14:45,240 Никому ничего не надо?
- 00:14:45,330 --> 00:14:47,130 Может, Нимбусу что-то нужно?
- 00:14:47,290 --> 00:14:49,590 - Вашу мать! - Не осуждай. Мы растём, как пара.
- 00:14:50,350 --> 00:14:51,810 Да что это такое?
- 00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:53,030 За будущее!
- 00:14:56,150 --> 00:14:58,670 Ты посмел покуситься на Нимбуса?
- 00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:00,000 Так, стоп, а это кто?
- 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,460 В очередь, приятель.
- 00:15:07,260 --> 00:15:08,560 Всё зря.
- 00:15:09,060 --> 00:15:10,060 Мама?
- 00:15:14,220 --> 00:15:15,370 Джессика!
- 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:19,270 Вот на фига ты трогал океан?
- 00:15:19,870 --> 00:15:21,660 Заткнись! Нет времени на...
- 00:15:21,740 --> 00:15:23,910 Всё накрылось жопой, ты всё просрал!
- 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:30,620 Ты рано.
- 00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:32,260 Ч-что это за место?
- 00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:34,050 Конец, но также и начало.
- 00:15:34,190 --> 00:15:36,620 Разве каждый конец - это не начало?
- 00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:39,810 Не подходи! Не нужна мне эта урезанная кинофестивальная сай-файная хрень!
- 00:15:39,890 --> 00:15:41,690 - Где Джессика? - Джессика?
- 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,390 Именно так её звали, не так ли?
- 00:15:43,650 --> 00:15:45,260 Спасибо, Морти, я уже забыл.
- 00:15:46,170 --> 00:15:48,570 Ах да. Это тебе пригодится.
- 00:15:49,630 --> 00:15:50,630 Для вина.
- 00:15:54,650 --> 00:15:56,540 Охренеть! Попался!
- 00:15:56,800 --> 00:16:00,830 Вы прикиньте? Он купился на эту хрень с деревом! Теперь он наш!
- 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,940 Хорошо, если ты желаешь войны с Атлантидой, ты её получишь!
- 00:16:06,020 --> 00:16:09,140 Я уже был на войне с Атлантидой, когда разбомбил дырку той русалки!
- 00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:12,070 Я знал, что это был ты! Где моё прощальное шествие?
- 00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:17,180 Прощайся со своей драгоценной сушей, ибо скоро она намокнет! Насквозь!
- 00:16:17,260 --> 00:16:19,520 Дебил, тебя опередило глобальное потепление,
- 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,950 но давай, валяй, сделай нас чуть более мокрыми.
- 00:16:22,030 --> 00:16:23,630 Я для тебя посмешище?
- 00:16:23,710 --> 00:16:26,660 Ясен хрен! Ты дикий отсосок и всегда таким был!
- 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,870 Знаешь, почему мы не сражались столько лет? Да я тебя стыжусь!
- 00:16:29,950 --> 00:16:31,920 Ты мне больше не нужен. Мне никто не нужен.
- 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,990 Целыми днями я только отлизываю жопу у Нинтендо 69!
- 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:38,530 Может, ты ненавидишь меня, потому что только я вижу, как низко ты пал.
- 00:16:38,610 --> 00:16:41,140 Раньше я боялся тебя. Уважал.
- 00:16:41,230 --> 00:16:42,930 Теперь я чувствую лишь жалость
- 00:16:43,010 --> 00:16:45,140 к пьяной печальной оболочке,
- 00:16:45,220 --> 00:16:47,790 которая боится признать, насколько она одинока.
- 00:16:47,910 --> 00:16:50,170 Что бы сказала Дайен, если бы была жива...
- 00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:53,240 Не смей развивать каноничную предысторию, красный лоб...
- 00:16:53,670 --> 00:16:55,270 Ты очнулся, хорошо.
- 00:16:55,350 --> 00:16:57,320 Я просто взял немного вина и уже извинился!
- 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,150 Да что с вами за херня такая?
- 00:16:59,230 --> 00:17:01,210 Я много веков задаюсь этим вопросом.
- 00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:04,110 Морти, меня создали, чтобы изучить тебя, познать,
- 00:17:04,260 --> 00:17:07,600 но чем глубже я тебя познаю, тем меньше узнаю самого себя.
- 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,360 Чувак, у меня правда нет времени...
- 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:12,170 Я часто задумывался, Морти, кем бы мы были без тебя?
- 00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:14,340 Есть ли в нас что-то помимо злобы?
- 00:17:14,460 --> 00:17:16,536 Когда явилась она, я подумал, что она станет ответом.
- 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:18,880 Заморожена во времени и вечном сне.
- 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:23,060 Мы не смогли понять её предназначения, а потому спрятали.
- 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:24,806 Почему мы прячем правду, которую боимся...
- 00:17:24,830 --> 00:17:26,670 Да мне насрать, зануда! Отпусти её!
- 00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:28,620 Зачем я клонировал себе гениталии?
- 00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:29,890 Мне пофиг, сука! Давай!
- 00:17:30,030 --> 00:17:30,620 Ублюдок.
- 00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:33,690 Возможно, я и правда ублюдок. Иногда полезно быть ублюдком.
- 00:17:33,770 --> 00:17:34,680 Это меня дед научил.
- 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:36,470 Ладно, ладно, ладно, хорошо.
- 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:40,030 Морти?
- 00:17:40,110 --> 00:17:42,770 Ух ты, Джессика. Неплохо ты подремала, да?
- 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:46,610 Это что, слизь? Не знаю, как её назвать. Наверное, слизь.
- 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,740 Ладно, потом всё обсудим.
- 00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:56,890 Какого?
- 00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:00,070 Рик! Рик!
- 00:18:00,150 --> 00:18:01,350 - Сраный карась! - Ри-и-и-ик!
- 00:18:01,430 --> 00:18:03,160 На фиг тебя, что я вообще делаю?
- 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:05,850 Куда это ты... А ну, вернись!
- 00:18:05,970 --> 00:18:07,760 Я собираюсь намочить сушу!
- 00:18:07,850 --> 00:18:11,040 Знаешь, я с радостью посмотрю! Давай! Боже, да сделай хоть что-нибудь!
- 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:13,270 Но больше не используй меня как оправдание.
- 00:18:13,350 --> 00:18:14,350 Рик!
- 00:18:14,820 --> 00:18:17,110 Да уж, это было жёстко.
- 00:18:17,450 --> 00:18:18,480 Ты прям напрягся.
- 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:19,880 Нам тут дали документ.
- 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:20,990 Мне пора.
- 00:18:21,090 --> 00:18:21,930 Мы оставили свой номер.
- 00:18:22,010 --> 00:18:23,870 Твоя звезда что-то про корзину говорила.
- 00:18:23,950 --> 00:18:24,621 - Боже, Морти. - Хватит!
- 00:18:24,701 --> 00:18:27,870 - Нельзя хоть один день обойтись без... - Нет! Не сегодня! Ты не...
- 00:18:27,950 --> 00:18:28,471 Что за?
- 00:18:28,551 --> 00:18:29,790 Да, я всё просрал.
- 00:18:29,870 --> 00:18:31,500 Всё нормально, Морти, это твоя фишка.
- 00:18:31,580 --> 00:18:34,190 Ща зафигачу Бога из машины, и свалим домой.
- 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:37,510 И чё всех потянуло на киберпанковских птах?
- 00:18:37,590 --> 00:18:38,760 Сраная лажа.
- 00:18:42,290 --> 00:18:43,960 Твою мать. Вот это круто.
- 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:52,820 Похоже, нам слегка кабздец.
- 00:18:56,030 --> 00:18:58,810 Ричард, ты думал, я позволю тебе умереть в одиночестве?
- 00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:15,230 Я - мистер Нимбус!
- 00:19:19,890 --> 00:19:22,920 Ух, ну ничего себе. Есть ещё время на фильм?
- 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,000 Да.
- 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:26,960 Время. У меня есть только время.
- 00:19:27,060 --> 00:19:28,240 Безмерное время.
- 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:31,970 Сначала было безумие. Затем - просветление.
- 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:33,400 Затем - снова безумие.
- 00:19:33,810 --> 00:19:36,130 Но возможно, это был дар.
- 00:19:36,290 --> 00:19:38,220 Я видела жизнь времени.
- 00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:39,220 Пока я смотрела,
- 00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:42,900 как живёт время во всём его угасающем, пугающем свете,
- 00:19:42,980 --> 00:19:45,150 я задавалась вопросом... жила ли я вообще?
- 00:19:45,260 --> 00:19:47,270 Может, я была предметом в очередной истории?
- 00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:48,920 Может, я всегда была такой?
- 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,210 А чем-то большим?
- 00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:53,110 У меня есть только время, но ответа всё же нет.
- 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,940 Время без цели - это тюрьма.
- 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:59,340 Я заглянула в разум вечности, возможно, в разум бога.
- 00:19:59,660 --> 00:20:01,777 - И нашла там лишь тишину. - И нашла там лишь тишину.
- 00:20:03,190 --> 00:20:05,030 Думаю, нам лучше остаться друзьями.
- 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,690 О, ну да, я-я-я понимаю.
- 00:20:07,770 --> 00:20:09,460 Похоже, мы упустили момент.
- 00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:11,820 Да, но будут и другие.
- 00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:14,260 У нас обоих. Пока, Морти.
- 00:20:14,860 --> 00:20:15,860 Эй, как делишки?
- 00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:17,570 Иди на хрен! Я - бог времени!
- 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:20,980 Ричард, сражаться на твоей стороне было...
- 00:20:21,110 --> 00:20:21,830 Да.
- 00:20:21,950 --> 00:20:24,730 Не будет мирного договора, потому что нет войны.
- 00:20:24,820 --> 00:20:27,340 О, Нимбус, нормальный ты тип.
- 00:20:27,420 --> 00:20:30,710 Ричард, перед тем, как стать моим заклятым врагом,
- 00:20:30,810 --> 00:20:32,620 ты был моим единственным другом.
- 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:33,790 Деда, я нашла раковину!
- 00:20:33,870 --> 00:20:36,160 - Блин! Нимбус, послушай. - Сукин ты сын!
- 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,310 Предательство!
- 00:20:37,390 --> 00:20:39,036 - Оружие, Морти, моё... - Я-я-я всё использовал...
- 00:20:39,060 --> 00:20:42,100 Деда! Деда, что делать? У меня есть раковина. Дунуть?
- 00:20:42,180 --> 00:20:43,940 - И тогда... В общем, дую. - Не дуй в неё!
- 00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:45,430 Уничтожь!
- 00:20:45,540 --> 00:20:46,450 Саммер, что за фигня?
- 00:20:46,530 --> 00:20:47,970 Надо было уничтожить раковину!
- 00:20:48,050 --> 00:20:50,000 Да мне-то откуда знать?
- 00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:55,640 Полиция, отвезите этот кусок дерьма в тюрьму.
- 00:20:55,720 --> 00:21:00,060 Я же... я же говорил, что он хладнокровный членогубитель.
- 00:21:00,180 --> 00:21:01,240 Нимбус.
- 00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:03,640 Стоп, а как он...
- 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:06,870 Господи, Саммер, это же мистер Нимбус, полиция ему подчиняется!
- 00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:42,180 Джер, больше одного стоп-слова использовать бессмысленно.
- 00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:45,280 Главное, чтобы было больше возможностей остановиться.
- 00:21:45,390 --> 00:21:47,020 Но я жду с нетерпением.
- 00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:48,640 Я тоже очень жду.
- 00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:52,400 Джерри, мы делаем это, потому что оба хотим или
- 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,480 потому что думаем, что этого хочет партнёр?
- 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:55,480 Я хочу доказать,
- 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,520 что так сильно люблю тебя, что готов пойти на это.
- 00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:58,360 И я!
- 00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:01,540 Так давай возьмём этот приз и свалим, пока не совершили ошибку!
- 00:22:01,790 --> 00:22:03,320 Что, коленки дрожат?
- 00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:04,990 Нет.
- 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:06,290 Только не говори Рику.
- 00:22:06,370 --> 00:22:07,250 Он не поймёт.
- 00:22:07,380 --> 00:22:09,290 Ещё как поймёт.
- 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:12,870 Перевод: Сыендук
- 00:00:06,615 --> 00:00:08,660 C'mon, Rick. We're -- We're almost there.
- 00:00:08,704 --> 00:00:10,836 Ugh, leave me, Morty. It's the only way.
- 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:12,795 Wha-- Were -- Wha-- Were we --
- 00:00:12,838 --> 00:00:14,275 Were we Blades in that one?
- 00:00:14,318 --> 00:00:15,493 That's fucking tight.
- 00:00:15,537 --> 00:00:17,191 Just stay with me.
- 00:00:17,234 --> 00:00:18,975 I'm -- I'm scared, Morty.
- 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,107 I can see the end.
- 00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:21,891 I'm a silly man.
- 00:00:21,934 --> 00:00:23,284 I'm a silly small man.
- 00:00:23,327 --> 00:00:24,807 I'm -- I'm sorry I got you into this.
- 00:00:24,850 --> 00:00:27,679 Then how about I get us outta this?
- 00:00:40,692 --> 00:00:42,172 Hello? <i>Hey, Jessica.</i>
- 00:00:42,216 --> 00:00:43,565 <i>I-It's Morty. From school.</i>
- 00:00:43,608 --> 00:00:45,219 Oh, hey, Morty. What's up?
- 00:00:45,262 --> 00:00:47,003 Um, I just want to say that you're really great.
- 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,136 I know the timing never really worked out with us,
- 00:00:49,179 --> 00:00:51,486 but you're really great and I wish I got to know you better.
- 00:00:51,529 --> 00:00:53,314 Oh, I mean -- That's a lot.
- 00:00:53,357 --> 00:00:54,837 Oh, uh, yeah, sorry, I guess I just --
- 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:57,144 No, I just wish you said it sooner.
- 00:00:57,187 --> 00:00:58,754 -Wh-What? -Yeah, I mean, being nervous
- 00:00:58,797 --> 00:01:00,582 is sort of selfish sometimes, y'know?
- 00:01:00,625 --> 00:01:02,671 -<i>Life support systems failing. -Yeah, that's a great point.</i>
- 00:01:02,714 --> 00:01:04,325 Well, what are you doing tonight?
- 00:01:04,368 --> 00:01:05,848 <i>Tonight? Yeah.</i>
- 00:01:05,891 --> 00:01:07,415 Do you, like, want to watch a movie or something?
- 00:01:07,458 --> 00:01:09,547 Um, yeah. Tonight. Sounds great.
- 00:01:09,591 --> 00:01:11,201 Holy shit. Holy shit.
- 00:01:11,245 --> 00:01:13,073 Come on, come on!
- 00:01:19,383 --> 00:01:21,385 Oh.
- 00:01:21,429 --> 00:01:23,257 -Where are we? -We're home, Rick.
- 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:24,736 I-I landed us in the ocean.
- 00:01:24,780 --> 00:01:26,869 The ocean?! The ocean on Earth?!
- 00:01:26,912 --> 00:01:28,740 -Uh, yeah, I-I guess so. -Oh, shit.
- 00:01:28,784 --> 00:01:30,046 Holy shit. We have to go.
- 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,526 We have to go right fucking now.
- 00:01:31,569 --> 00:01:32,875 -What? -You touched the ocean, Morty.
- 00:01:32,918 --> 00:01:34,703 What's the big --Oh, fuck. Shit.
- 00:01:34,746 --> 00:01:35,921 What? Shit.
- 00:01:35,965 --> 00:01:37,880 Richard!
- 00:01:37,923 --> 00:01:40,578 You have desecrated the sacred treaty
- 00:01:40,622 --> 00:01:42,189 betwixt land and sea.
- 00:01:42,232 --> 00:01:45,888 Now face the wrath of your once and eternal foe --
- 00:01:45,931 --> 00:01:47,237 Mr. Nimbus!
- 00:01:47,281 --> 00:01:49,109 Sorry. Who is that?
- 00:01:49,152 --> 00:01:50,762 My nemesis.
- 00:01:50,806 --> 00:01:52,764 -What? -My fucking nemesis, okay?
- 00:01:52,808 --> 00:01:54,244 Okay, but what was his name again?
- 00:01:54,288 --> 00:01:56,246 I am Mr. Nimbus!
- 00:01:56,290 --> 00:01:58,074 He's gonna say that a lot.
- 00:02:29,801 --> 00:02:31,629 W-Wait, so who is coming over again?
- 00:02:31,673 --> 00:02:33,805 -He said his nemesis? -Rick has a nemesis?
- 00:02:33,849 --> 00:02:35,242 -I guess. -Has hementioned him before?
- 00:02:35,285 --> 00:02:37,766 I-I was gonna ask you. First I'm hearing it.
- 00:02:37,809 --> 00:02:39,420 Who is he? Like a magic guy?
- 00:02:39,463 --> 00:02:41,030 Rick's science and he's magic?
- 00:02:41,073 --> 00:02:42,640 He's like a-a fish?
- 00:02:42,684 --> 00:02:44,816 -A fish. -He's not a fish. He's Mr. Nimbus.
- 00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:47,471 He's king of the ocean and he's a piece of shit.
- 00:02:47,515 --> 00:02:48,777 Are you happy, Morty?
- 00:02:48,820 --> 00:02:50,300 Are you happy you touched the ocean?
- 00:02:50,344 --> 00:02:51,519 He's gonna be here any minute.
- 00:02:51,562 --> 00:02:53,129 Just help me smooth this over
- 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,870 or this guy's gonna become more trouble than he's worth.
- 00:02:54,913 --> 00:02:56,959 Um, hey, I don't know how much I can help out tonight, Rick.
- 00:02:57,002 --> 00:02:58,439 Jessica's coming over j-just to, like,
- 00:02:58,482 --> 00:02:59,657 watch a movie or something,
- 00:02:59,701 --> 00:03:01,224 but y'know, t-t-that's a good step.
- 00:03:01,268 --> 00:03:02,791 That's a solid step to something, y'know?
- 00:03:02,834 --> 00:03:04,967 Truly nobody cares about your dick, Morty.
- 00:03:05,010 --> 00:03:06,447 The sooner you learn that, the better.
- 00:03:06,490 --> 00:03:07,709 I think you just don't want me happy
- 00:03:07,752 --> 00:03:09,232 'cause then I'll stop doing your crazy chores.
- 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:10,668 Trust me, after that ocean fuck-up,
- 00:03:10,712 --> 00:03:12,322 you don't get to do anything crazy.
- 00:03:12,366 --> 00:03:13,628 While I bullshit my way
- 00:03:13,671 --> 00:03:14,890 through this peace summit treaty with Nimbus,
- 00:03:14,933 --> 00:03:17,022 Summer is gonna dive into the Marianas Trench
- 00:03:17,066 --> 00:03:18,502 to recover the forbidden shell
- 00:03:18,546 --> 00:03:19,721 that gives him his power
- 00:03:19,764 --> 00:03:21,636 because Summer can be trusted.
- 00:03:21,679 --> 00:03:22,985 Let's lick tits.
- 00:03:23,028 --> 00:03:24,639 -Okay, what? -I don't love that.
- 00:03:24,682 --> 00:03:25,857 Of course you don't,
- 00:03:25,901 --> 00:03:27,163 'cause you guys aren't getting any.
- 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:29,078 Actually, your father and I
- 00:03:29,121 --> 00:03:30,993 have been very sex-positive lately.
- 00:03:31,036 --> 00:03:33,691 -Eww. -Dr. Wong suggested we experiment.
- 00:03:33,735 --> 00:03:35,998 We've been watching pornography. Together.
- 00:03:36,041 --> 00:03:37,695 -Gross! -I might never come back from the ocean.
- 00:03:37,739 --> 00:03:39,306 Oh, you'll have to tone it down, babe.
- 00:03:39,349 --> 00:03:41,656 The squares can't handle it.
- 00:03:41,699 --> 00:03:43,658 There are suicide capsules in all of your teeth.
- 00:03:43,701 --> 00:03:44,876 Do what you want with that.
- 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,182 C'mon, Morty. You're on booze duty.
- 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:48,184 Okay, Nimbus only drinks the good shit.
- 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,708 So just toss this whale-ass ocean-wine in here
- 00:03:50,752 --> 00:03:52,014 and age it up a few centuries.
- 00:03:52,057 --> 00:03:53,494 So time moves faster in there?
- 00:03:53,537 --> 00:03:55,017 I-I-Is it like a Narnia thing?
- 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:57,672 I'm not a beaver who believes in Jesus Christ, Morty.
- 00:03:57,715 --> 00:03:59,500 But yeah, it's pretty much a Narnia thing.
- 00:03:59,543 --> 00:04:02,242 Okay, but Jessica --All you have to do is bring wine, Morty.
- 00:04:02,285 --> 00:04:04,331 When do I ask you -for anything? -When do you --
- 00:04:04,374 --> 00:04:06,724 I haven't been to a full week of school in years!
- 00:04:06,768 --> 00:04:08,683 I don't know shit! And for what?
- 00:04:08,726 --> 00:04:09,945 How many enemies do you have to have?
- 00:04:09,988 --> 00:04:11,251 Why is everything a fight with you?
- 00:04:11,294 --> 00:04:12,730 You might want to learn this early, Morty.
- 00:04:12,774 --> 00:04:14,689 -Life is a fight. -With Mr. Nimbus?
- 00:04:14,732 --> 00:04:15,951 Are you makin' fun of me?
- 00:04:15,994 --> 00:04:17,692 Mr. Nimbus is an ice-cold dick killer, Morty.
- 00:04:19,084 --> 00:04:21,652 Okay, let's go. That's his magic ocean horn.
- 00:04:28,442 --> 00:04:29,747 Is that Mr. Nimbus?
- 00:04:29,791 --> 00:04:31,271 Nimbus. Richard.
- 00:04:31,314 --> 00:04:32,533 You look like ass.
- 00:04:32,576 --> 00:04:33,969 Let's get this over with.
- 00:04:34,012 --> 00:04:35,579 I'm sorry. This is the guy?
- 00:04:35,623 --> 00:04:36,928 Jerry. Hold on. No.
- 00:04:36,972 --> 00:04:38,234 I've seen you fuck a planet,
- 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:40,758 and this is the guy you're afraid of?
- 00:04:40,802 --> 00:04:42,456 I like this one, Rick.
- 00:04:42,499 --> 00:04:44,371 He is unbroken. Untamed.
- 00:04:44,414 --> 00:04:47,069 Perhaps he could use a firmer grip upon his leash.
- 00:04:47,112 --> 00:04:48,549 Okay, that's enough. I'm calling the police.
- 00:04:48,592 --> 00:04:49,724 -Go ahead. -Jerry.
- 00:04:49,767 --> 00:04:50,942 I will! Good.
- 00:04:50,986 --> 00:04:52,901 I control them. Excuse me?
- 00:04:52,944 --> 00:04:54,598 He controls police, Jerry.
- 00:04:54,642 --> 00:04:55,947 Right, that tracks.
- 00:04:55,991 --> 00:04:57,819 In Dumb World. Police?
- 00:04:57,862 --> 00:05:01,083 A strange horny ocean man is on my lawn.
- 00:05:01,126 --> 00:05:02,432 Well, I don't see how that's relevant,
- 00:05:02,476 --> 00:05:03,651 but we're white.
- 00:05:05,435 --> 00:05:07,307 -Freeze! Freeze! -Freeze! Freeze!
- 00:05:07,350 --> 00:05:08,569 Fight.
- 00:05:10,875 --> 00:05:14,096 Fuck.
- 00:05:14,139 --> 00:05:16,359 Flee. Let's get outta here.
- 00:05:17,795 --> 00:05:19,406 -Shall we, Richard? -Okay, but how did he --
- 00:05:19,449 --> 00:05:22,017 Jesus Christ, Jerry. He's Mr. Nimbus. He controls the police!
- 00:05:22,060 --> 00:05:24,933 Um, hello? Am I in the right place?
- 00:05:24,976 --> 00:05:27,283 I just saw a bunch of cops having sex with each other?
- 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,415 Hi! Jessica! Hi!
- 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:29,764 Yeah, yup, y-you're in the right spot.
- 00:05:29,807 --> 00:05:31,113 Uh, everyone, th-this is Jessica.
- 00:05:31,156 --> 00:05:32,593 This is everybody. Uh, this is --
- 00:05:32,636 --> 00:05:33,811 I am Mr. Nimbus.
- 00:05:33,855 --> 00:05:35,465 Jesus, Nimbus, just get inside.
- 00:05:35,509 --> 00:05:36,771 Morty, grab the wine.
- 00:05:36,814 --> 00:05:38,773 Yeah, in a minute. C-C'mon, Jessica.
- 00:05:38,816 --> 00:05:39,991 Stand aside.
- 00:05:40,035 --> 00:05:41,993 Unless you are worthy of Nimbus.
- 00:05:42,037 --> 00:05:43,995 If that means what I think it means,
- 00:05:44,039 --> 00:05:46,433 I'll have you know, we watch porn together.
- 00:05:46,476 --> 00:05:47,869 Oh!
- 00:05:47,912 --> 00:05:50,132 Ooh!
- 00:05:50,175 --> 00:05:53,135 Wow, okay! Looks like you guys just got the nod.
- 00:05:53,178 --> 00:05:54,310 The nod?
- 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:55,790 Mr. Nimbus has a sense for these things.
- 00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:57,661 I take it you're a sex-positive couple?
- 00:05:57,705 --> 00:05:59,620 Oh, yeah. Very much so.
- 00:05:59,663 --> 00:06:01,012 -We watch porn together. -Great!
- 00:06:01,056 --> 00:06:02,623 I'll mark you down as eligible for a threeway.
- 00:06:02,666 --> 00:06:04,189 Here's all the information you'll need.
- 00:06:04,233 --> 00:06:06,975 The king of the ocean wants to have a threesome with us?
- 00:06:07,018 --> 00:06:08,542 Totally optional.
- 00:06:08,585 --> 00:06:10,718 But a remarkable option to have, I assure you. Very jealous.
- 00:06:10,761 --> 00:06:11,980 There's a form on the last page
- 00:06:12,023 --> 00:06:13,982 so we know where to send the gift basket.
- 00:06:14,025 --> 00:06:16,027 So that just happened.
- 00:06:16,071 --> 00:06:18,552 You don't sound upset about it.
- 00:06:18,595 --> 00:06:19,814 Neither do you.
- 00:06:19,857 --> 00:06:22,382 Oh, my God. Is this happening? To us?
- 00:06:22,425 --> 00:06:25,167 I thought this only happened in New York or on HBO.
- 00:06:25,210 --> 00:06:26,647 Dr. Wong hasn't been wrong yet.
- 00:06:26,690 --> 00:06:27,996 You're right.
- 00:06:28,039 --> 00:06:29,998 This is exactly what she was talking about.
- 00:06:30,041 --> 00:06:32,174 So, uh, yeah. J-Just make yourself comfortable.
- 00:06:32,217 --> 00:06:34,176 Y'know, ch-choose a movie or -- or we can watch
- 00:06:34,219 --> 00:06:35,699 some interdimensional cable if you want.
- 00:06:35,743 --> 00:06:37,571 <i>We now return to "Nintendo 69."</i>
- 00:06:37,614 --> 00:06:39,703 <i>Nintendo, oh, what are you doing to me?</i>
- 00:06:39,747 --> 00:06:41,357 <i>Oh, Nintendo, oh, Nin--</i>
- 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:42,924 Or we can watch whatever, y'know.
- 00:06:42,967 --> 00:06:44,186 Wh-Whatever you're into.
- 00:06:44,229 --> 00:06:46,231 Morty, did I hear you're getting wine?
- 00:06:46,275 --> 00:06:48,451 Yeah, I gotta get some wine for Mr. Nimbus.
- 00:06:48,495 --> 00:06:49,670 Got any extra?
- 00:06:49,713 --> 00:06:51,367 Oh. Uh, yeah.
- 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,891 Yeah, yeah, I'll go get some, just for you.
- 00:06:53,935 --> 00:06:55,980 Cool. Hurry back.
- 00:06:59,549 --> 00:07:01,072 Looks like you could use a hand.
- 00:07:01,116 --> 00:07:03,031 Oh, hey! Yeah, th-th-that'd be great.
- 00:07:03,074 --> 00:07:05,555 No problem. Hoovy? Dinner's ready!
- 00:07:05,599 --> 00:07:07,035 Be right there, sugar hoof!
- 00:07:07,078 --> 00:07:08,906 Just helping this young man through a portal
- 00:07:08,950 --> 00:07:10,560 with that crate full of alcohol
- 00:07:10,604 --> 00:07:13,868 that's been here for decades.
- 00:07:13,911 --> 00:07:16,218 Hey, thanks, Hoovy. I-I really appreciate that.
- 00:07:16,261 --> 00:07:18,394 I-I got a girl over, and I really, really like her.
- 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,788 -I-I'm just nervous. -Oh, I know that feeling.
- 00:07:20,831 --> 00:07:22,398 When I first started seeing Bova,
- 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:25,445 I could only think about all the ways I was gonna mess it up.
- 00:07:25,488 --> 00:07:28,143 -So what'd you do? -Oh, I messed it up.
- 00:07:28,186 --> 00:07:30,232 But I found the one who loves me for that.
- 00:07:30,275 --> 00:07:32,234 Thanks. I-I really needed to hear that.
- 00:07:32,277 --> 00:07:34,410 Here, -t-take one of these. -Oh, you don't have to.
- 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:37,065 No, I-I want to. You have a good day, Hoovy.
- 00:07:37,108 --> 00:07:38,936 You have a great time with that lady up there.
- 00:07:38,980 --> 00:07:41,461 Just relax. Will do!
- 00:07:44,594 --> 00:07:45,726 Bova?
- 00:07:46,988 --> 00:07:48,903 Why did you leave us, Father?
- 00:07:48,946 --> 00:07:50,426 Japheth? When were you born?
- 00:07:51,601 --> 00:07:53,516 I swore to Mother if I ever met you,
- 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:54,735 I'd avenge her.
- 00:07:54,778 --> 00:07:56,476 It wasn't my fault.
- 00:07:56,519 --> 00:07:57,781 Whose, then? Whose?!
- 00:07:57,825 --> 00:08:01,437 The boy from the magic door.
- 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:04,745 Shall we discuss terms?
- 00:08:04,788 --> 00:08:06,311 Yeah, fine. Whatever. Terms.
- 00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:09,619 Term number one -- I am King of the Ocean.
- 00:08:09,663 --> 00:08:11,099 The place I shit? Go ahead.
- 00:08:11,142 --> 00:08:13,449 Term number two -- Stop shitting in the ocean.
- 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,582 No idea what you're talking about.
- 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:17,279 Delicious. Another.
- 00:08:17,322 --> 00:08:19,586 Oh, uh, well, I-I was thinking of using this one for --
- 00:08:19,629 --> 00:08:22,676 Morty, just give him the bottle. God damn.
- 00:08:22,719 --> 00:08:23,938 Another!
- 00:08:23,981 --> 00:08:25,766 Morty, you get the wine?
- 00:08:25,809 --> 00:08:27,985 Hey, Jessica. Um, yeah, sorry.
- 00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:29,944 I just -- just going back to get it.
- 00:08:29,987 --> 00:08:31,511 Oh. I thought you already went.
- 00:08:31,554 --> 00:08:34,035 I did! I just -- just got a little busy.
- 00:08:34,078 --> 00:08:35,819 Going right now, again!
- 00:08:35,863 --> 00:08:37,125 You go ahead and fire up that movie!
- 00:08:37,168 --> 00:08:39,475 That's okay. I'll wait for you.
- 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:42,086 Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit!
- 00:08:44,654 --> 00:08:46,656 I've been waiting for you.
- 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:48,136 Oh, wow. Hoovy, right?
- 00:08:48,179 --> 00:08:49,964 Never say his name!
- 00:08:50,007 --> 00:08:51,792 Jesus Christ!
- 00:08:51,835 --> 00:08:53,794 Why -- Why is every old guy super jacked?
- 00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:55,230 Sorry! I'm sorry!
- 00:08:55,273 --> 00:08:57,014 I-I just need the wine! I'm sorry! Stop it!
- 00:08:57,058 --> 00:08:58,886 Fucking kill you!
- 00:08:58,929 --> 00:09:00,975 Ow! Okay, screw this!
- 00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:05,980 You know what?
- 00:09:06,023 --> 00:09:08,504 You! Yeah, fuck you, Hoovy!
- 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,027 Father?
- 00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:12,639 It's him! -I told you he'd come back! -Holy shit.
- 00:09:12,682 --> 00:09:15,642 Okay, look, he wasn't old like 10 seconds ago.
- 00:09:15,685 --> 00:09:18,383 Ow! Mother fucker!
- 00:09:19,776 --> 00:09:22,649 I'm sorry, Father. I'm sorry we never believed.
- 00:09:22,692 --> 00:09:24,694 He'll come back.
- 00:09:24,738 --> 00:09:27,392 Stop him.
- 00:09:37,446 --> 00:09:39,535 Papa, why do we guard the gate?
- 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,930 Because one day, the dark child shall return.
- 00:09:42,973 --> 00:09:45,585 And we will be ready.
- 00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:49,284 Delicious.
- 00:09:49,327 --> 00:09:51,373 Where is your wine boy, Richard? I thirst.
- 00:09:51,416 --> 00:09:54,724 He's getting it. Stop eating beignets like that.
- 00:09:54,768 --> 00:09:56,944 Participant voids all liability
- 00:09:56,987 --> 00:09:59,207 in the event of death by orgasm?
- 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:01,209 Are we really ready to open things this wide?
- 00:10:01,252 --> 00:10:02,427 What if it gets weird?
- 00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:03,907 What if I fall in love with him?
- 00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:05,866 No, no, no, no, no. Damn it!
- 00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:07,084 What was that?
- 00:10:07,128 --> 00:10:08,738 Another scheme of yours, Richard?
- 00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:10,261 I know you're planning something.
- 00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:13,134 It's nothing. Will you excuse me, please?
- 00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:14,744 What the fuck is going on? Where's the wine?
- 00:10:14,788 --> 00:10:16,398 Dad was horny and I dropped it.
- 00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:17,878 God, I can't -- I can't believe you're fucking this up.
- 00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:20,097 I'm not fucking it up! There was a guy in the thing and --
- 00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:21,708 There's always a guy in a thing!
- 00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:25,886 Land dwellers do not keep Nimbus waiting and live.
- 00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:27,452 Be right out! Goddammit.
- 00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:29,063 Do you see this whisper kitchen "Frasier" bullshit
- 00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:30,934 you're making me do? Morty, just get the wine.
- 00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:32,936 Beth and Jerry, stop trying to fuck Nimbus.
- 00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:35,069 Well, -we wouldn't do it here. -I'll have you know he propositioned us.
- 00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:37,114 He propositions everybody!
- 00:10:37,158 --> 00:10:38,420 Hey, hey, hey, Jessica.
- 00:10:38,463 --> 00:10:40,117 -W-What's up? -Seems like you're busy.
- 00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:41,597 No, no, no! I ran into a little trouble.
- 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,468 But -- But -- But I'll go get that wine right now.
- 00:10:43,512 --> 00:10:45,993 But you said were going to get it like twice already.
- 00:10:46,036 --> 00:10:49,257 I-I-I was and I-I'm getting it right now.
- 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:51,651 Holy shit, it's him!
- 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,786 God damn it! What do you want me to say?!
- 00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:58,614 I-I'm sorry!
- 00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:03,837 We finally beat him.
- 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,665 But let's always remain vigilant
- 00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,188 because you never know.
- 00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:09,103 He might be back one day.
- 00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:10,713 Okay, Narnia! Let's go.
- 00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,454 Let's fucking go!
- 00:11:12,497 --> 00:11:15,152 It is over. The boy is not coming back.
- 00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:16,937 He always comes back.
- 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,460 You have wasted our lives,
- 00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:21,115 our very futures, on a fantasy!
- 00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:23,465 A lie! I know what I saw.
- 00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:24,466 You saw nothing!
- 00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:26,816 You are a foolish boy!
- 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:30,994 Those called fools
- 00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:34,955 are the only ones brave enough to see the truth.
- 00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,673 Tell me, Father.
- 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,153 Am I a fool now?
- 00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:05,202 I was born in the pits that made these stones.
- 00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:08,205 I lost my years building a temple to a lie.
- 00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:10,512 So I made lies my power.
- 00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:12,732 And what is power but a lie we --
- 00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:13,994 Aah!
- 00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:15,212 Oh, shit, he's real!
- 00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:16,997 He's real! I was wrong!
- 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,347 I was so wrong! God is real!
- 00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:41,369 Wow. Impeccable service.
- 00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:43,240 Big tip. I liked your other one more.
- 00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:44,851 What was his name? Kyle?
- 00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:46,026 What? Nothing.
- 00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:47,854 Can we just sign this thing and go?
- 00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:50,421 Jessica, -I-I'm so sorry. -I mean, it's fine.
- 00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:52,859 You were only gone like a couple minutes.
- 00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:54,034 Morty, are you okay?
- 00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:55,557 I'm -- I'm sorry, Jessica.
- 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,646 We just never seem to get it right, do we?
- 00:12:57,689 --> 00:12:59,256 No, I guess we don't.
- 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:00,736 But I'm glad you called me.
- 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,957 Maybe we can start over, get it right this time.
- 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,046 Yeah. I'd -- I'd like that.
- 00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:09,049 Thanks for bringing the wine.
- 00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:10,877 Totally worth it.
- 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,095 Do we need an opener?
- 00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:13,749 Oh. I'll -- I'll -- I'll go get it.
- 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:14,968 Mmm.
- 00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:17,753 I do so love to sign upon the dotted line.
- 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,929 Shall we? Jesus Christ, yes.
- 00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:21,148 And who is your witness?
- 00:13:21,191 --> 00:13:22,584 My witness is the squid.
- 00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:24,455 Really proud of this SeaWorld theme, aren't you?
- 00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:26,501 Hey, just get a witness, man. Don't make this about me.
- 00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:28,416 Or perhaps Richard has no one
- 00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,418 with whom he can trust his life.
- 00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:31,941 Who truly knows him.
- 00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:33,247 Save me. Fine!
- 00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:34,901 I'll get someone. Oh, my God.
- 00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:37,425 Morty! C'mere. I need you for some bullshit.
- 00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:38,905 Look, Rick, I've done everything you've asked.
- 00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:41,081 Now can I just have some time with my girlfriend?
- 00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:42,473 Your <i>girlfriend?</i>
- 00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:44,475 I mean, she's not -- we kissed,
- 00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:46,608 but I'm just trying to take it slow.
- 00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:49,089 You gotta give these things time to breathe, y'know?
- 00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:54,659 Do you know why you're special, Adam?
- 00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,618 Because I am -The Traveler? -Yes.
- 00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:59,273 You will be the one to pass through the door.
- 00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:01,623 You will be the one to end our pain.
- 00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:04,104 But, Mother, what about my pain?
- 00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:06,323 Your pain shall set us free.
- 00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,325 It is time to begin.
- 00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:14,854 Again.
- 00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:16,638 Again!
- 00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:21,686 -You are not ready. -Please, Mother --
- 00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:23,863 Do you think he will show you mercy?
- 00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,560 Like he did to us?
- 00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:27,301 Again!
- 00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:45,319 Does anyone need anything?
- 00:14:45,362 --> 00:14:47,147 Does Nimbus need anything?
- 00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:48,409 Holy shit! Don't judge.
- 00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:50,367 We're growing -as a couple! -Aah!
- 00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:51,934 Why is this happening to me?!
- 00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:53,893 For the future!
- 00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:58,723 You dare assassinate Nimbus?
- 00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:00,203 Sorry. Wait. Who -- Who is that?
- 00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:01,422 Get in line, pal!
- 00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:08,864 Such a waste.
- 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,170 M-Mother?
- 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,173 Aah!
- 00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:16,698 Jessica!
- 00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:19,179 You just <i>had to touch the ocean.</i>
- 00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:20,528 Aaah! Shut up!
- 00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:21,790 There isn't time to --
- 00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:24,227 It's all fucked! And you fucked it!
- 00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:29,363 Huh?
- 00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:30,581 You're early.
- 00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:32,366 W-What is this place?
- 00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:35,021 The end. But also a beginning.
- 00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:37,110 Isn't every end a beginning? Stay back!
- 00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:39,764 I don't want your stripped down Sundance sci-fi bullshit.
- 00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:41,766 Where's Jessica? Jessica.
- 00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:44,465 That was her name, wasn't it? Thank you, Morty.
- 00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:47,468 I had forgotten. Oh, right.
- 00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,905 You'll be needing this.
- 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,733 For the wine.
- 00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:56,956 Oh, shit, we got him!
- 00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:59,915 Can you believe he bought that fucking tree bullshit?
- 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,048 We fucking got him!
- 00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:03,571 Very well.
- 00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:05,921 If you seek war with Atlantis, you shall have it.
- 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,836 Oh, I've already been to war with Atlantis
- 00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,446 when I D-Day'd that Mermaid Puss!
- 00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:10,665 I knew that was you!
- 00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,623 Prepare my exit parade!
- 00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:15,278 Say goodbye to your precious dry land!
- 00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:17,063 For soon it will be wet! Wet!
- 00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:19,456 Yeah, global warming is already doing that, asshole.
- 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,111 But sure, yeah, go for it. Make us slightly more wet!
- 00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:23,634 Am I a joke to you?
- 00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:24,940 Yes, you are a fucking joke!
- 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,768 You fucking suck! You've always sucked!
- 00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:28,639 Y-Y-Y know why we haven't fought in years?
- 00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:30,076 'Cause you're an embarrassment to me
- 00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:31,294 and I don't need you anymore.
- 00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:32,600 I don't need anybody.
- 00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:34,428 All I do is eat ass and 69 Nintendos, bro.
- 00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:36,038 -Every day. -Or maybe you hate me
- 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:38,649 because I am the only man to see how far you have fallen.
- 00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:41,348 I used to fear you. Respect you.
- 00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:43,132 Now all that's left is pity --
- 00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:45,265 for a sad, drunk shell of a man
- 00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:47,789 too afraid to see how alone he truly is.
- 00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:50,270 If Diane were alive today, what would she think --
- 00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:52,837 Don't fucking establish canonical backstory with me, you Red Lob--
- 00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:55,188 Oh, good. You're awake.
- 00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:56,624 I just took some wine!
- 00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:57,886 I said I was sorry.
- 00:16:57,929 --> 00:16:59,366 What the fuck is wrong with you people?!
- 00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:01,107 I have been asking that for centuries.
- 00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:04,327 I was created to study you, Morty, to know you.
- 00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:05,633 But the closer I looked,
- 00:17:05,676 --> 00:17:07,809 the more I do not recognize myself.
- 00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:09,637 Uh, yeah, man, I really don't have time for --
- 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:12,466 I have often wondered who would we be without you, Morty?
- 00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:14,642 Are we anything beyond our hatred?
- 00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:15,817 And when she came,
- 00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:17,862 I thought she would be the answer.
- 00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:20,343 Frozen in time. Forever asleep.
- 00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:21,910 We could not understand her purpose,
- 00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:23,172 so we hid her away.
- 00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:24,695 Why do we always hide the truths we fear?
- 00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:26,175 I don't give a shit, nerd!
- 00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:28,699 Let her go! Why -- Why did I clone myself genitals?
- 00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,179 Ow! I don't care, bitch! Do it!
- 00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:32,007 Ooh! Asshole! Yeah, guess I am an asshole!
- 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,530 Y'know, sometimes you gotta be an asshole!
- 00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:34,836 My grandpa taught me that!
- 00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:36,838 Okay, okay, okay, fine!
- 00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:40,711 Morty? Hey, Jessica.
- 00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:42,713 Wow. Must've been some nap, huh?
- 00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:45,194 I-Is that ooze or -- I'm not sure what to call it.
- 00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:46,848 It l-l-looks like ooze.
- 00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:49,155 Okay. W-We can catch up later.
- 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,338 What the --
- 00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:00,340 Rick! Rick!
- 00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:01,689 -...obster motherfucker. Rick!
- 00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:03,125 Screw this. What am I even doing?
- 00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:05,040 -Help! -Where are you?
- 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,869 Come back here. I'm going to make the land wet!
- 00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:09,566 Y'know what, I'd love to see it.
- 00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:11,046 Do it! God, do anything!
- 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,527 Just don't use me as an excuse anymore!
- 00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:15,529 Rick! Wow.
- 00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:17,226 That was intense.
- 00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:18,619 You look stressed.
- 00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:20,751 We signed -the paperwork. -I must go.
- 00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:22,188 Well, your people have our number!
- 00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:23,928 Your starfish mentioned some kind of basket?
- 00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:25,626 -Jesus, Morty. -Stop! No, no! Not today!
- 00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:27,889 Can't you go one day without --You don't get to --
- 00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:29,804 What the --I fucked it up, okay?
- 00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:31,632 It's okay, Morty. That's what you do.
- 00:18:31,675 --> 00:18:34,069 Now lemme Deus Ex Machina this shit and let's go home.
- 00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:37,899 God, why does everyone go Cyber-Punk Bird?
- 00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:39,901 So fuckin' hack.
- 00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:43,122 Oh, shit.
- 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,080 Well, that's cool.
- 00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:53,393 Okay, we might be a little fucked.
- 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:59,442 Did you think I would let you die alone, Richard?
- 00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:15,284 I am Mr. Nimbus!
- 00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:21,247 Wow. Phew.
- 00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,162 You -- You still got time for that movie?
- 00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:25,468 Yes. Time.
- 00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:27,253 I had nothing but time.
- 00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:28,950 Endless time.
- 00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:31,126 At first, it was madness.
- 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,301 Then enlightenment.
- 00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:33,824 Then madness again.
- 00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:36,523 But perhaps it was a gift.
- 00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:38,525 I could see the life of time.
- 00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:40,614 And as I watched the life of time
- 00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:43,225 in all its fleeting, terrible light,
- 00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:45,227 I wondered, had I lived?
- 00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:47,142 Was I just the object in another's story?
- 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,971 Was that all I ever was? Could I be more?
- 00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:53,366 I had nothing but time and still no answer.
- 00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:55,672 Time without purpose is a prison.
- 00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:58,284 I have glimpsed into the mind of eternity.
- 00:19:58,327 --> 00:19:59,676 Perhaps the mind of God.
- 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,984 And found nothing but silence.
- 00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:05,378 I think we should just be friends.
- 00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:06,640 Oh, yeah.
- 00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:07,858 I-I-I get that.
- 00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:09,643 Guess we missed our moment.
- 00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:12,211 Yes. But there will be more.
- 00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:13,473 For both of us.
- 00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:15,214 Goodbye, Morty.
- 00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:16,476 Hey, how's it going?
- 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:18,173 Fuck off! I'm a Time-god!
- 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,480 Fighting by your side again, Richard.
- 00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:22,003 It was, uh --Yeah.
- 00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:23,657 Then there is no treaty.
- 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,180 Because there is no war.
- 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,399 Aw, Nimbus.
- 00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:27,661 That's -- That's really chill of you, man.
- 00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:28,836 Richard.
- 00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:31,012 Before you were my greatest enemy,
- 00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:32,709 you were my only friend.
- 00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:34,189 Grandpa, -I got the shell! -Shit.
- 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,583 -Okay, Nimbus, look. -You son of a bitch!
- 00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:38,062 -Betrayal! -My weapons, Morty!
- 00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:39,586 I-I-I used them all! Grandpa!
- 00:20:39,629 --> 00:20:40,848 Wait, Grandpa, what do I do?
- 00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:42,241 I have the shell. Should I blow it?
- 00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:43,677 Is that -- I'm -- I'm just gonna blow it!
- 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,548 Don't blow it! Destroy the horn!
- 00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:46,854 What the hell, Summer?!
- 00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:48,072 You were supposed to destroy the horn!
- 00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:50,292 How was I supposed to know that?
- 00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:53,948 Police!
- 00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:56,298 Take this piece of shit to jail.
- 00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:58,039 I told, ugh, I told you.
- 00:20:58,082 --> 00:21:00,389 He's an ice-cold dick killer!
- 00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:02,348 Nimbus!
- 00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:03,784 Wait. So how can he --
- 00:21:03,827 --> 00:21:05,699 Jesus, Summer. He's Mr. Nimbus.
- 00:21:05,742 --> 00:21:07,353 He controls the police!
- 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,951 Jer, I think more than one safe word
- 00:21:40,995 --> 00:21:42,388 sort of defeats the point.
- 00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:43,737 I know, I just wanna make sure
- 00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:45,652 we have every opportunity to stop.
- 00:21:45,695 --> 00:21:47,306 Super excited about it though.
- 00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,264 Me too, so excited.
- 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,962 Jerry, are we doing this because we both want this?
- 00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:54,617 Or because it's what we think the other one wants?
- 00:21:54,661 --> 00:21:56,619 I just wanted to prove that I love you so much
- 00:21:56,663 --> 00:21:58,273 I would do this -for you! -Same!
- 00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,666 Let's take that prize and get out
- 00:21:59,709 --> 00:22:01,798 before we make a huge mistake.
- 00:22:01,842 --> 00:22:04,148 Getting cold feet?
- 00:22:04,192 --> 00:22:05,498 No.
- 00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:07,587 -Please don't tell Rick. -He wouldn't understand.
- 00:22:07,630 --> 00:22:10,154 Yes, he would.
- 00:00:06,615 --> 00:00:08,660 C'mon, Rick. We're -- We're almost there.
- 00:00:08,704 --> 00:00:10,836 Ugh, leave me, Morty. It's the only way.
- 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:12,795 Wha-- Were -- Wha-- Were we --
- 00:00:12,838 --> 00:00:14,275 Were we Blades in that one?
- 00:00:14,318 --> 00:00:15,493 That's fucking tight.
- 00:00:15,537 --> 00:00:17,191 Just stay with me.[ Creature roars ]
- 00:00:17,234 --> 00:00:18,975 I'm -- I'm scared, Morty.
- 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,107 I can see the end.
- 00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:21,891 I'm a silly man.
- 00:00:21,934 --> 00:00:23,284 I'm a silly small man.
- 00:00:23,327 --> 00:00:24,807 I'm -- I'm sorry I got you into this.
- 00:00:24,850 --> 00:00:27,679 Then how about I get us outta this?
- 00:00:35,122 --> 00:00:38,603 [ Alarm blaring ]
- 00:00:40,692 --> 00:00:42,172 Hello? <i>Hey, Jessica.</i>
- 00:00:42,216 --> 00:00:43,565 <i>I-It's Morty. From school.</i>
- 00:00:43,608 --> 00:00:45,219 Oh, hey, Morty. What's up?
- 00:00:45,262 --> 00:00:47,003 Um, I just want to say that you're really great.
- 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,136 I know the timing never really worked out with us,
- 00:00:49,179 --> 00:00:51,486 but you're really great and I wish I got to know you better.
- 00:00:51,529 --> 00:00:53,314 Oh, I mean -- That's a lot.
- 00:00:53,357 --> 00:00:54,837 Oh, uh, yeah, sorry, I guess I just --
- 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:57,144 No, I just wish you said it sooner.
- 00:00:57,187 --> 00:00:58,754 -Wh-What? -Yeah, I mean, being nervous
- 00:00:58,797 --> 00:01:00,582 is sort of selfish sometimes, y'know?
- 00:01:00,625 --> 00:01:02,671 -<i>Life support systems failing. -Yeah, that's a great point.</i>
- 00:01:02,714 --> 00:01:04,325 Well, what are you doing tonight?
- 00:01:04,368 --> 00:01:05,848 <i>Tonight? Yeah.</i>
- 00:01:05,891 --> 00:01:07,415 Do you, like, want to watch a movie or something?
- 00:01:07,458 --> 00:01:09,547 Um, yeah. Tonight. Sounds great.
- 00:01:09,591 --> 00:01:11,201 Holy shit. Holy shit.
- 00:01:11,245 --> 00:01:13,073 Come on, come on!
- 00:01:19,383 --> 00:01:21,385 [ Groans ] Oh.
- 00:01:21,429 --> 00:01:23,257 -Where are we? -We're home, Rick.
- 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:24,736 I-I landed us in the ocean.
- 00:01:24,780 --> 00:01:26,869 The ocean?! The ocean on Earth?!
- 00:01:26,912 --> 00:01:28,740 -Uh, yeah, I-I guess so. -Oh, shit.
- 00:01:28,784 --> 00:01:30,046 Holy shit. We have to go.
- 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,526 We have to go right fucking now.
- 00:01:31,569 --> 00:01:32,875 -What? -You touched the ocean, Morty.
- 00:01:32,918 --> 00:01:34,703 What's the big --Oh, fuck. Shit.
- 00:01:34,746 --> 00:01:35,921 What? Shit.
- 00:01:35,965 --> 00:01:37,880 Richard!
- 00:01:37,923 --> 00:01:40,578 You have desecrated the sacred treaty
- 00:01:40,622 --> 00:01:42,189 betwixt land and sea.
- 00:01:42,232 --> 00:01:45,888 Now face the wrath of your once and eternal foe --
- 00:01:45,931 --> 00:01:47,237 Mr. Nimbus!
- 00:01:47,281 --> 00:01:49,109 Sorry. Who is that?
- 00:01:49,152 --> 00:01:50,762 My nemesis.
- 00:01:50,806 --> 00:01:52,764 -What? -My fucking nemesis, okay?
- 00:01:52,808 --> 00:01:54,244 Okay, but what was his name again?
- 00:01:54,288 --> 00:01:56,246 I am Mr. Nimbus!
- 00:01:56,290 --> 00:01:58,074 He's gonna say that a lot.
- 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:25,493 ♪
- 00:02:25,536 --> 00:02:29,758 [ Electricity crackles ]
- 00:02:29,801 --> 00:02:31,629 W-Wait, so who is coming over again?
- 00:02:31,673 --> 00:02:33,805 -He said his nemesis? -Rick has a nemesis?
- 00:02:33,849 --> 00:02:35,242 -I guess. -Has hementioned him before?
- 00:02:35,285 --> 00:02:37,766 I-I was gonna ask you. First I'm hearing it.
- 00:02:37,809 --> 00:02:39,420 Who is he? Like a magic guy?
- 00:02:39,463 --> 00:02:41,030 Rick's science and he's magic?
- 00:02:41,073 --> 00:02:42,640 He's like a-a fish?
- 00:02:42,684 --> 00:02:44,816 -A fish. -He's not a fish. He's Mr. Nimbus.
- 00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:47,471 He's king of the ocean and he's a piece of shit.
- 00:02:47,515 --> 00:02:48,777 Are you happy, Morty?
- 00:02:48,820 --> 00:02:50,300 Are you happy you touched the ocean?
- 00:02:50,344 --> 00:02:51,519 He's gonna be here any minute.
- 00:02:51,562 --> 00:02:53,129 Just help me smooth this over
- 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,870 or this guy's gonna become more trouble than he's worth.
- 00:02:54,913 --> 00:02:56,959 Um, hey, I don't know how much I can help out tonight, Rick.
- 00:02:57,002 --> 00:02:58,439 Jessica's coming over j-just to, like,
- 00:02:58,482 --> 00:02:59,657 watch a movie or something,
- 00:02:59,701 --> 00:03:01,224 but y'know, t-t-that's a good step.
- 00:03:01,268 --> 00:03:02,791 That's a solid step to something, y'know?
- 00:03:02,834 --> 00:03:04,967 Truly nobody cares about your dick, Morty.
- 00:03:05,010 --> 00:03:06,447 The sooner you learn that, the better.
- 00:03:06,490 --> 00:03:07,709 I think you just don't want me happy
- 00:03:07,752 --> 00:03:09,232 'cause then I'll stop doing your crazy chores.
- 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:10,668 Trust me, after that ocean fuck-up,
- 00:03:10,712 --> 00:03:12,322 you don't get to do anything crazy.
- 00:03:12,366 --> 00:03:13,628 While I bullshit my way
- 00:03:13,671 --> 00:03:14,890 through this peace summit treaty with Nimbus,
- 00:03:14,933 --> 00:03:17,022 Summer is gonna dive into the Marianas Trench
- 00:03:17,066 --> 00:03:18,502 to recover the forbidden shell
- 00:03:18,546 --> 00:03:19,721 that gives him his power
- 00:03:19,764 --> 00:03:21,636 because Summer can be trusted.
- 00:03:21,679 --> 00:03:22,985 Let's lick tits.
- 00:03:23,028 --> 00:03:24,639 -Okay, what? -I don't love that.
- 00:03:24,682 --> 00:03:25,857 Of course you don't,
- 00:03:25,901 --> 00:03:27,163 'cause you guys aren't getting any.
- 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:29,078 [ Scoffs ] Actually, your father and I
- 00:03:29,121 --> 00:03:30,993 have been very sex-positive lately.
- 00:03:31,036 --> 00:03:33,691 -Eww. -Dr. Wong suggested we experiment.
- 00:03:33,735 --> 00:03:35,998 We've been watching pornography. Together.
- 00:03:36,041 --> 00:03:37,695 -Gross! -I might never come back from the ocean.
- 00:03:37,739 --> 00:03:39,306 Oh, you'll have to tone it down, babe.
- 00:03:39,349 --> 00:03:41,656 The squares can't handle it.[ Purrs ]
- 00:03:41,699 --> 00:03:43,658 There are suicide capsules in all of your teeth.
- 00:03:43,701 --> 00:03:44,876 Do what you want with that.
- 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,182 C'mon, Morty. You're on booze duty.
- 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:48,184 Okay, Nimbus only drinks the good shit.
- 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,708 So just toss this whale-ass ocean-wine in here
- 00:03:50,752 --> 00:03:52,014 and age it up a few centuries.
- 00:03:52,057 --> 00:03:53,494 So time moves faster in there?
- 00:03:53,537 --> 00:03:55,017 I-I-Is it like a Narnia thing?
- 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:57,672 I'm not a beaver who believes in Jesus Christ, Morty.
- 00:03:57,715 --> 00:03:59,500 But yeah, it's pretty much a Narnia thing.
- 00:03:59,543 --> 00:04:02,242 Okay, but Jessica --All you have to do is bring wine, Morty.
- 00:04:02,285 --> 00:04:04,331 When do I ask you -for anything? -When do you --
- 00:04:04,374 --> 00:04:06,724 I haven't been to a full week of school in years!
- 00:04:06,768 --> 00:04:08,683 I don't know shit! And for what?
- 00:04:08,726 --> 00:04:09,945 How many enemies do you have to have?
- 00:04:09,988 --> 00:04:11,251 Why is everything a fight with you?
- 00:04:11,294 --> 00:04:12,730 You might want to learn this early, Morty.
- 00:04:12,774 --> 00:04:14,689 -Life is a fight. -With Mr. Nimbus?
- 00:04:14,732 --> 00:04:15,951 Are you makin' fun of me?
- 00:04:15,994 --> 00:04:17,692 Mr. Nimbus is an ice-cold dick killer, Morty.
- 00:04:17,735 --> 00:04:19,041 [ Horn blows ]
- 00:04:19,084 --> 00:04:21,652 Okay, let's go. That's his magic ocean horn.
- 00:04:28,442 --> 00:04:29,747 Is that Mr. Nimbus?
- 00:04:29,791 --> 00:04:31,271 Nimbus. Richard.
- 00:04:31,314 --> 00:04:32,533 You look like ass.
- 00:04:32,576 --> 00:04:33,969 Let's get this over with.
- 00:04:34,012 --> 00:04:35,579 I'm sorry. This is the guy?
- 00:04:35,623 --> 00:04:36,928 Jerry. Hold on. No.
- 00:04:36,972 --> 00:04:38,234 I've seen you fuck a planet,
- 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:40,758 and this is the guy you're afraid of?
- 00:04:40,802 --> 00:04:42,456 I like this one, Rick.
- 00:04:42,499 --> 00:04:44,371 He is unbroken. Untamed.
- 00:04:44,414 --> 00:04:47,069 Perhaps he could use a firmer grip upon his leash.
- 00:04:47,112 --> 00:04:48,549 Okay, that's enough. I'm calling the police.
- 00:04:48,592 --> 00:04:49,724 -Go ahead. -Jerry.
- 00:04:49,767 --> 00:04:50,942 I will! Good.
- 00:04:50,986 --> 00:04:52,901 I control them. Excuse me?
- 00:04:52,944 --> 00:04:54,598 He controls police, Jerry.
- 00:04:54,642 --> 00:04:55,947 Right, that tracks.
- 00:04:55,991 --> 00:04:57,819 In Dumb World. Police?
- 00:04:57,862 --> 00:05:01,083 A strange horny ocean man is on my lawn.
- 00:05:01,126 --> 00:05:02,432 Well, I don't see how that's relevant,
- 00:05:02,476 --> 00:05:03,651 but we're white.
- 00:05:03,694 --> 00:05:05,392 [ Sirens wail, tires screech ]
- 00:05:05,435 --> 00:05:07,307 -Freeze! Freeze! -Freeze! Freeze!
- 00:05:07,350 --> 00:05:08,569 Fight.
- 00:05:08,612 --> 00:05:10,832 [ All grunting ]
- 00:05:10,875 --> 00:05:14,096 Fuck.[ All moaning ]
- 00:05:14,139 --> 00:05:16,359 Flee. Officer: Let's get outta here.
- 00:05:16,403 --> 00:05:17,752 [ Sirens wail, tires squeal ]
- 00:05:17,795 --> 00:05:19,406 -Shall we, Richard? -Okay, but how did he --
- 00:05:19,449 --> 00:05:22,017 Jesus Christ, Jerry. He's Mr. Nimbus. He controls the police!
- 00:05:22,060 --> 00:05:24,933 Um, hello? Am I in the right place?
- 00:05:24,976 --> 00:05:27,283 I just saw a bunch of cops having sex with each other?
- 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,415 Hi! Jessica! Hi!
- 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:29,764 Yeah, yup, y-you're in the right spot.
- 00:05:29,807 --> 00:05:31,113 Uh, everyone, th-this is Jessica.
- 00:05:31,156 --> 00:05:32,593 This is everybody. Uh, this is --
- 00:05:32,636 --> 00:05:33,811 I am Mr. Nimbus.
- 00:05:33,855 --> 00:05:35,465 Jesus, Nimbus, just get inside.
- 00:05:35,509 --> 00:05:36,771 Morty, grab the wine.
- 00:05:36,814 --> 00:05:38,773 Yeah, in a minute. C-C'mon, Jessica.
- 00:05:38,816 --> 00:05:39,991 Stand aside.
- 00:05:40,035 --> 00:05:41,993 Unless you are worthy of Nimbus.
- 00:05:42,037 --> 00:05:43,995 [ Scoffs ] If that means what I think it means,
- 00:05:44,039 --> 00:05:46,433 I'll have you know, we watch porn together.
- 00:05:46,476 --> 00:05:47,869 Oh!
- 00:05:47,912 --> 00:05:50,132 Ooh!
- 00:05:50,175 --> 00:05:53,135 Wow, okay! Looks like you guys just got the nod.
- 00:05:53,178 --> 00:05:54,310 The nod?
- 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:55,790 Mr. Nimbus has a sense for these things.
- 00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:57,661 I take it you're a sex-positive couple?
- 00:05:57,705 --> 00:05:59,620 Oh, yeah. Very much so.
- 00:05:59,663 --> 00:06:01,012 -We watch porn together. -Great!
- 00:06:01,056 --> 00:06:02,623 I'll mark you down as eligible for a threeway.
- 00:06:02,666 --> 00:06:04,189 Here's all the information you'll need.
- 00:06:04,233 --> 00:06:06,975 The king of the ocean wants to have a threesome with us?
- 00:06:07,018 --> 00:06:08,542 Totally optional.
- 00:06:08,585 --> 00:06:10,718 But a remarkable option to have, I assure you. Very jealous.
- 00:06:10,761 --> 00:06:11,980 There's a form on the last page
- 00:06:12,023 --> 00:06:13,982 so we know where to send the gift basket.
- 00:06:14,025 --> 00:06:16,027 So that just happened.
- 00:06:16,071 --> 00:06:18,552 You don't sound upset about it.
- 00:06:18,595 --> 00:06:19,814 Neither do you.
- 00:06:19,857 --> 00:06:22,382 Oh, my God. Is this happening? To us?
- 00:06:22,425 --> 00:06:25,167 I thought this only happened in New York or on HBO.
- 00:06:25,210 --> 00:06:26,647 Dr. Wong hasn't been wrong yet.
- 00:06:26,690 --> 00:06:27,996 You're right.
- 00:06:28,039 --> 00:06:29,998 This is exactly what she was talking about.
- 00:06:30,041 --> 00:06:32,174 So, uh, yeah. J-Just make yourself comfortable.
- 00:06:32,217 --> 00:06:34,176 Y'know, ch-choose a movie or -- or we can watch
- 00:06:34,219 --> 00:06:35,699 some interdimensional cable if you want.
- 00:06:35,743 --> 00:06:37,571 <i>We now return to "Nintendo 69."</i>
- 00:06:37,614 --> 00:06:39,703 <i>Nintendo, oh, what are you doing to me?</i>
- 00:06:39,747 --> 00:06:41,357 <i>Oh, Nintendo, oh, Nin--</i>
- 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:42,924 Or we can watch whatever, y'know.
- 00:06:42,967 --> 00:06:44,186 Wh-Whatever you're into.
- 00:06:44,229 --> 00:06:46,231 Morty, did I hear you're getting wine?
- 00:06:46,275 --> 00:06:48,451 Yeah, I gotta get some wine for Mr. Nimbus.
- 00:06:48,495 --> 00:06:49,670 Got any extra?
- 00:06:49,713 --> 00:06:51,367 Oh. Uh, yeah.
- 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,891 Yeah, yeah, I'll go get some, just for you.
- 00:06:53,935 --> 00:06:55,980 Cool. Hurry back.
- 00:06:59,549 --> 00:07:01,072 Looks like you could use a hand.
- 00:07:01,116 --> 00:07:03,031 Oh, hey! Yeah, th-th-that'd be great.
- 00:07:03,074 --> 00:07:05,555 No problem. Hoovy? Dinner's ready!
- 00:07:05,599 --> 00:07:07,035 Be right there, sugar hoof!
- 00:07:07,078 --> 00:07:08,906 Just helping this young man through a portal
- 00:07:08,950 --> 00:07:10,560 with that crate full of alcohol
- 00:07:10,604 --> 00:07:13,868 that's been here for decades.
- 00:07:13,911 --> 00:07:16,218 Hey, thanks, Hoovy. I-I really appreciate that.
- 00:07:16,261 --> 00:07:18,394 I-I got a girl over, and I really, really like her.
- 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,788 -I-I'm just nervous. -Oh, I know that feeling.
- 00:07:20,831 --> 00:07:22,398 When I first started seeing Bova,
- 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:25,445 I could only think about all the ways I was gonna mess it up.
- 00:07:25,488 --> 00:07:28,143 -So what'd you do? -Oh, I messed it up. [ Chuckles ]
- 00:07:28,186 --> 00:07:30,232 But I found the one who loves me for that.
- 00:07:30,275 --> 00:07:32,234 Thanks. I-I really needed to hear that.
- 00:07:32,277 --> 00:07:34,410 Here, -t-take one of these. -Oh, you don't have to.
- 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:37,065 No, I-I want to. You have a good day, Hoovy.
- 00:07:37,108 --> 00:07:38,936 You have a great time with that lady up there.
- 00:07:38,980 --> 00:07:41,461 Just relax. Will do!
- 00:07:42,374 --> 00:07:44,551 [ Thunder rumbles ]
- 00:07:44,594 --> 00:07:45,726 Bova?
- 00:07:45,769 --> 00:07:46,944 [ Gasps ]
- 00:07:46,988 --> 00:07:48,903 Why did you leave us, Father?
- 00:07:48,946 --> 00:07:50,426 Japheth? When were you born?
- 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:51,558 [ Grunts ]
- 00:07:51,601 --> 00:07:53,516 I swore to Mother if I ever met you,
- 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:54,735 I'd avenge her.
- 00:07:54,778 --> 00:07:56,476 It wasn't my fault.
- 00:07:56,519 --> 00:07:57,781 Whose, then? Whose?!
- 00:07:57,825 --> 00:08:01,437 The boy from the magic door.
- 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,526 [ Thunder rumbles ]
- 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:04,745 Shall we discuss terms?
- 00:08:04,788 --> 00:08:06,311 Yeah, fine. Whatever. Terms.
- 00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:09,619 Term number one -- I am King of the Ocean.
- 00:08:09,663 --> 00:08:11,099 The place I shit? Go ahead.
- 00:08:11,142 --> 00:08:13,449 Term number two -- Stop shitting in the ocean.
- 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,582 No idea [burps] what you're talking about.
- 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:17,279 Delicious. Another.
- 00:08:17,322 --> 00:08:19,586 Oh, uh, well, I-I was thinking of using this one for --
- 00:08:19,629 --> 00:08:22,676 Morty, just give him the bottle. God damn.
- 00:08:22,719 --> 00:08:23,938 Another!
- 00:08:23,981 --> 00:08:25,766 Morty, you get the wine?
- 00:08:25,809 --> 00:08:27,985 Hey, Jessica. Um, yeah, sorry.
- 00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:29,944 I just -- just going back to get it.
- 00:08:29,987 --> 00:08:31,511 Oh. I thought you already went.
- 00:08:31,554 --> 00:08:34,035 I did! I just -- just got a little busy.
- 00:08:34,078 --> 00:08:35,819 Going right now, again!
- 00:08:35,863 --> 00:08:37,125 You go ahead and fire up that movie!
- 00:08:37,168 --> 00:08:39,475 That's okay. I'll wait for you.
- 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:42,086 Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit!
- 00:08:43,348 --> 00:08:44,611 ♪
- 00:08:44,654 --> 00:08:46,656 I've been waiting for you.
- 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:48,136 Oh, wow. Hoovy, right?
- 00:08:48,179 --> 00:08:49,964 Never say his name! [ Grunts ]
- 00:08:50,007 --> 00:08:51,792 Jesus Christ!
- 00:08:51,835 --> 00:08:53,794 Why -- Why is every old guy super jacked?
- 00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:55,230 [ Grunts ] Sorry! I'm sorry!
- 00:08:55,273 --> 00:08:57,014 I-I just need the wine! I'm sorry! Stop it!
- 00:08:57,058 --> 00:08:58,886 Fucking kill you!
- 00:08:58,929 --> 00:09:00,975 Ow! Okay, screw this!
- 00:09:01,018 --> 00:09:03,412 [ Groans ]
- 00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:05,980 You know what?
- 00:09:06,023 --> 00:09:08,504 You! Yeah, fuck you, Hoovy!
- 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,027 [ Groans ] Father?
- 00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:12,639 It's him! -I told you he'd come back! -Holy shit.
- 00:09:12,682 --> 00:09:15,642 Okay, look, he wasn't old like 10 seconds ago.
- 00:09:15,685 --> 00:09:18,383 [ Grunts ] Ow! Mother fucker!
- 00:09:18,427 --> 00:09:19,733 [ Groans ]
- 00:09:19,776 --> 00:09:22,649 I'm sorry, Father. I'm sorry we never believed.
- 00:09:22,692 --> 00:09:24,694 He'll come back.
- 00:09:24,738 --> 00:09:27,392 Stop him.
- 00:09:27,436 --> 00:09:37,402 ♪
- 00:09:37,446 --> 00:09:39,535 Papa, why do we guard the gate?
- 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,930 Because one day, the dark child shall return.
- 00:09:42,973 --> 00:09:45,585 And we will be ready.
- 00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:47,412 [ Thunder rumbles ]
- 00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:49,284 Delicious.
- 00:09:49,327 --> 00:09:51,373 Where is your wine boy, Richard? I thirst.
- 00:09:51,416 --> 00:09:54,724 He's getting it. Stop eating beignets like that.
- 00:09:54,768 --> 00:09:56,944 Participant voids all liability
- 00:09:56,987 --> 00:09:59,207 in the event of death by orgasm?
- 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:01,209 Are we really ready to open things this wide?
- 00:10:01,252 --> 00:10:02,427 What if it gets weird?
- 00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:03,907 What if I fall in love with him?
- 00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:05,866 No, no, no, no, no. Damn it!
- 00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:07,084 What was that?
- 00:10:07,128 --> 00:10:08,738 Another scheme of yours, Richard?
- 00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:10,261 I know you're planning something.
- 00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:13,134 It's nothing. Will you excuse me, please?
- 00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:14,744 What the fuck is going on? Where's the wine?
- 00:10:14,788 --> 00:10:16,398 Dad was horny and I dropped it.
- 00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:17,878 God, I can't -- I can't believe you're fucking this up.
- 00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:20,097 I'm not fucking it up! There was a guy in the thing and --
- 00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:21,708 There's always a guy in a thing!
- 00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:25,886 Nimbus: Land dwellers do not keep Nimbus waiting and live.
- 00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:27,452 Be right out! Goddammit.
- 00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:29,063 Do you see this whisper kitchen "Frasier" bullshit
- 00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:30,934 you're making me do? Morty, just get the wine.
- 00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:32,936 Beth and Jerry, stop trying to fuck Nimbus.
- 00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:35,069 Well, -we wouldn't do it here. -I'll have you know he propositioned us.
- 00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:37,114 He propositions everybody!
- 00:10:37,158 --> 00:10:38,420 Hey, hey, hey, Jessica.
- 00:10:38,463 --> 00:10:40,117 -W-What's up? -Seems like you're busy.
- 00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:41,597 No, no, no! I ran into a little trouble.
- 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,468 But -- But -- But I'll go get that wine right now.
- 00:10:43,512 --> 00:10:45,993 But you said were going to get it like twice already.
- 00:10:46,036 --> 00:10:49,257 I-I-I was and I-I'm getting it right now.
- 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:51,651 [ Grunts ] Holy shit, it's him!
- 00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:54,610 [ Trumpet blows ]
- 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,786 God damn it! What do you want me to say?!
- 00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:58,614 I-I'm sorry!
- 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,137 ♪
- 00:11:00,181 --> 00:11:02,096 [ Cheering ]
- 00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:03,837 We finally beat him.
- 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,665 But let's always remain vigilant
- 00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,188 because you never know.
- 00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:09,103 He might be back one day.
- 00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:10,713 Okay, Narnia! Let's go.
- 00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,454 Let's fucking go!
- 00:11:12,497 --> 00:11:15,152 It is over. The boy is not coming back.
- 00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:16,937 He always comes back.
- 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,460 You have wasted our lives,
- 00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:21,115 our very futures, on a fantasy!
- 00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:23,465 A lie! I know what I saw.
- 00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:24,466 You saw nothing!
- 00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:26,816 You are a foolish boy!
- 00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:29,645 ♪
- 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:30,994 Those called fools
- 00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:34,955 are the only ones brave enough to see the truth.
- 00:11:34,998 --> 00:11:47,750 ♪
- 00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:49,970 [ Grunts ][ All gasp ]
- 00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:51,188 ♪
- 00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:54,148 [ Grunting ]
- 00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:55,715 [ Grunts ] [ Groans ]
- 00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,673 Tell me, Father.
- 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,153 Am I a fool now?
- 00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,676 [ Grunts ]
- 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,025 ♪
- 00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,505 [ Groans ]
- 00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:05,202 I was born in the pits that made these stones.
- 00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:08,205 I lost my years building a temple to a lie.
- 00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:10,512 So I made lies my power.
- 00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:12,732 And what is power but a lie we --
- 00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:13,994 Aah!
- 00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:15,212 Oh, shit, he's real!
- 00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:16,997 He's real! I was wrong!
- 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,347 I was so wrong! God is real!
- 00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:20,783 [ Gunfire, screaming ]
- 00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:37,452 ♪
- 00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:41,369 Wow. Impeccable service.
- 00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:43,240 Big tip. I liked your other one more.
- 00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:44,851 What was his name? Kyle?
- 00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:46,026 What? Nothing.
- 00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:47,854 Can we just sign this thing and go?
- 00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:50,421 Jessica, -I-I'm so sorry. -I mean, it's fine.
- 00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:52,859 You were only gone like a couple minutes.
- 00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:54,034 Morty, are you okay?
- 00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:55,557 I'm -- I'm sorry, Jessica.
- 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,646 We just never seem to get it right, do we?
- 00:12:57,689 --> 00:12:59,256 No, I guess we don't. [ Chuckles ]
- 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:00,736 But I'm glad you called me.
- 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,957 Maybe we can start over, get it right this time.
- 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,046 Yeah. I'd -- I'd like that.
- 00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:07,482 ♪
- 00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:09,049 Thanks for bringing the wine.
- 00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:10,877 Totally worth it.
- 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,095 Do we need an opener?
- 00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:13,749 Oh. I'll -- I'll -- I'll go get it.
- 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:14,968 Nimbus: Mmm.
- 00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:17,753 I do so love to sign upon the dotted line.
- 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,929 Shall we? Jesus Christ, yes.
- 00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:21,148 And who is your witness?
- 00:13:21,191 --> 00:13:22,584 My witness is the squid.
- 00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:24,455 Really proud of this SeaWorld theme, aren't you?
- 00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:26,501 Hey, just get a witness, man. Don't make this about me.
- 00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:28,416 Or perhaps Richard has no one
- 00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,418 with whom he can trust his life.
- 00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:31,941 Who truly knows him.
- 00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:33,247 Save me. Fine!
- 00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:34,901 I'll get someone. Oh, my God.
- 00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:37,425 Morty! C'mere. I need you for some bullshit.
- 00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:38,905 Look, Rick, I've done everything you've asked.
- 00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:41,081 Now can I just have some time with my girlfriend?
- 00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:42,473 Your <i>girlfriend?</i>
- 00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:44,475 I mean, she's not -- we kissed,
- 00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:46,608 but I'm just trying to take it slow.
- 00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:49,089 You gotta give these things time to breathe, y'know?
- 00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:52,440 ♪
- 00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:54,659 Do you know why you're special, Adam?
- 00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,618 Because I am -The Traveler? -Yes.
- 00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:59,273 You will be the one to pass through the door.
- 00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:01,623 You will be the one to end our pain.
- 00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:04,104 But, Mother, what about my pain?
- 00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:06,323 Your pain shall set us free.
- 00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,325 It is time to begin.
- 00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:10,806 [ Warbling ]
- 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,112 [ Grunting ]
- 00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:14,854 Again. [ Grunting ]
- 00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:16,638 Again!
- 00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:18,509 [ Grunting ]
- 00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:21,686 -You are not ready. -Please, Mother --
- 00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:23,863 Do you think he will show you mercy?
- 00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,560 Like he did to us?
- 00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:27,301 Again!
- 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:42,490 ♪
- 00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:44,144 [ Grunts ][ Gasps ]
- 00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:45,319 Does anyone need anything?
- 00:14:45,362 --> 00:14:47,147 Does Nimbus need anything?
- 00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:48,409 Holy shit! Don't judge.
- 00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:50,367 We're growing -as a couple! -Aah!
- 00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:51,934 Why is this happening to me?!
- 00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:53,893 For the future!
- 00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,503 ♪
- 00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:58,723 You dare assassinate Nimbus?
- 00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:00,203 Sorry. Wait. Who -- Who is that?
- 00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:01,422 Get in line, pal!
- 00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:04,947 [ Grunts ][ Screams ]
- 00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:07,341 ♪
- 00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:08,864 Such a waste.
- 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,170 M-Mother?
- 00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:11,954 [ Screeches ]
- 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,173 Aah!
- 00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:14,609 [ Screams ]
- 00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:16,698 Jessica!
- 00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:19,179 You just <i>had to touch the ocean.</i>
- 00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:20,528 Aaah! Shut up!
- 00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:21,790 There isn't time to --
- 00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:24,227 It's all fucked! And you fucked it!
- 00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:28,057 [ Screaming ]
- 00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:29,363 Huh?
- 00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:30,581 You're early.
- 00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:32,366 W-What is this place?
- 00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:35,021 The end. But also a beginning.
- 00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:37,110 Isn't every end a beginning? Stay back!
- 00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:39,764 I don't want your stripped down Sundance sci-fi bullshit.
- 00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:41,766 Where's Jessica? Jessica.
- 00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:44,465 That was her name, wasn't it? Thank you, Morty.
- 00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:47,468 I had forgotten. Oh, right.
- 00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,905 You'll be needing this.
- 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,733 For the wine.
- 00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:53,778 ♪
- 00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:54,997 [ Grunts ]
- 00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:56,956 Oh, shit, we got him!
- 00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:59,915 Can you believe he bought that fucking tree bullshit?
- 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,048 We fucking got him!
- 00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:03,571 Very well.
- 00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:05,921 If you seek war with Atlantis, you shall have it.
- 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,836 Oh, I've already been to war with Atlantis
- 00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,446 when I D-Day'd that Mermaid Puss!
- 00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:10,665 I knew that was you!
- 00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,623 Prepare my exit parade!
- 00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:15,278 Say goodbye to your precious dry land!
- 00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:17,063 For soon it will be wet! Wet!
- 00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:19,456 Yeah, global warming is already doing that, asshole.
- 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,111 But sure, yeah, go for it. Make us slightly more wet!
- 00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:23,634 Am I a joke to you?
- 00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:24,940 Yes, you are a fucking joke!
- 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,768 You fucking suck! You've always sucked!
- 00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:28,639 Y-Y-Y know why we haven't fought in years?
- 00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:30,076 'Cause you're an embarrassment to me
- 00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:31,294 and I don't need you anymore.
- 00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:32,600 I don't need anybody.
- 00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:34,428 All I do is eat ass and 69 Nintendos, bro.
- 00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:36,038 -Every day. -Or maybe you hate me
- 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:38,649 because I am the only man to see how far you have fallen.
- 00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:41,348 I used to fear you. Respect you.
- 00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:43,132 Now all that's left is pity --
- 00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:45,265 for a sad, drunk shell of a man
- 00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:47,789 too afraid to see how alone he truly is.
- 00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:50,270 If Diane were alive today, what would she think --
- 00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:52,837 Don't fucking establish canonical backstory with me, you Red Lob--
- 00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:55,188 [ Gasps ] Oh, good. You're awake.
- 00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:56,624 I just took some wine!
- 00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:57,886 I said I was sorry.
- 00:16:57,929 --> 00:16:59,366 What the fuck is wrong with you people?!
- 00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:01,107 I have been asking that for centuries.
- 00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:04,327 I was created to study you, Morty, to know you.
- 00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:05,633 But the closer I looked,
- 00:17:05,676 --> 00:17:07,809 the more I do not recognize myself.
- 00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:09,637 Uh, yeah, man, I really don't have time for --
- 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:12,466 I have often wondered who would we be without you, Morty?
- 00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:14,642 Are we anything beyond our hatred?
- 00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:15,817 And when she came,
- 00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:17,862 I thought she would be the answer.
- 00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:20,343 Frozen in time. Forever asleep.
- 00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:21,910 We could not understand her purpose,
- 00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:23,172 so we hid her away.
- 00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:24,695 Why do we always hide the truths we fear?
- 00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:26,175 [ Groans ] I don't give a shit, nerd!
- 00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:28,699 Let her go! Why -- Why did I clone myself genitals?
- 00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,179 Ow! I don't care, bitch! Do it!
- 00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:32,007 Ooh! Asshole! Yeah, guess I am an asshole!
- 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,530 Y'know, sometimes you gotta be an asshole!
- 00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:34,836 My grandpa taught me that!
- 00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:36,838 Okay, okay, okay, fine!
- 00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:38,057 [ Groans ]
- 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,362 ♪
- 00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:40,711 Morty? Hey, Jessica.
- 00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:42,713 Wow. Must've been some nap, huh?
- 00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:45,194 I-Is that ooze or -- I'm not sure what to call it.
- 00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:46,848 It l-l-looks like ooze.
- 00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:49,155 Okay. W-We can catch up later.
- 00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:54,377 ♪
- 00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:56,031 [ Screeches ]
- 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,338 What the --
- 00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:00,340 [ Gasps ] Rick! Rick!
- 00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:01,689 -...obster motherfucker. -Morty: Rick!
- 00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:03,125 Screw this. What am I even doing?
- 00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:05,040 -Help! -Where are you?
- 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,869 Come back here. I'm going to make the land wet!
- 00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:09,566 Y'know what, I'd love to see it.
- 00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:11,046 Do it! God, do anything!
- 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,527 Just don't use me as an excuse anymore!
- 00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:15,529 Rick! Wow.
- 00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:17,226 That was intense.
- 00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:18,619 You look stressed.
- 00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:20,751 We signed -the paperwork. -I must go.
- 00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:22,188 Well, your people have our number!
- 00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:23,928 Your starfish mentioned some kind of basket?
- 00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:25,626 -Jesus, Morty. -Stop! No, no! Not today!
- 00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:27,889 Can't you go one day without --You don't get to --
- 00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:29,804 What the --I fucked it up, okay?
- 00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:31,632 It's okay, Morty. That's what you do.
- 00:18:31,675 --> 00:18:34,069 Now lemme Deus Ex Machina this shit and let's go home.
- 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,462 ♪
- 00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:37,899 God, why does everyone go Cyber-Punk Bird?
- 00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:39,901 So fuckin' hack.
- 00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:41,903 ♪
- 00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:43,122 Oh, shit.
- 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,080 Well, that's cool.
- 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:51,608 ♪
- 00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:53,393 Okay, we might be a little fucked.
- 00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:55,917 [ Horn blows ]
- 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:59,442 Did you think I would let you die alone, Richard?
- 00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:01,227 [ Grunting ]
- 00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:12,586 ♪
- 00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:15,284 I am Mr. Nimbus!
- 00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:19,984 ♪
- 00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:21,247 Wow. Phew.
- 00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,162 You -- You still got time for that movie?
- 00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:25,468 Yes. Time.
- 00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:27,253 I had nothing but time.
- 00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:28,950 Endless time.
- 00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:31,126 At first, it was madness.
- 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,301 Then enlightenment.
- 00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:33,824 Then madness again.
- 00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:36,523 But perhaps it was a gift.
- 00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:38,525 I could see the life of time.
- 00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:40,614 And as I watched the life of time
- 00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:43,225 in all its fleeting, terrible light,
- 00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:45,227 I wondered, had I lived?
- 00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:47,142 Was I just the object in another's story?
- 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,971 Was that all I ever was? Could I be more?
- 00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:53,366 I had nothing but time and still no answer.
- 00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:55,672 Time without purpose is a prison.
- 00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:58,284 I have glimpsed into the mind of eternity.
- 00:19:58,327 --> 00:19:59,676 Perhaps the mind of God.
- 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,984 And found nothing but silence.
- 00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:05,378 I think we should just be friends.
- 00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:06,640 Oh, yeah.
- 00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:07,858 I-I-I get that.
- 00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:09,643 Guess we missed our moment.
- 00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:12,211 Yes. But there will be more.
- 00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:13,473 For both of us.
- 00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:15,214 Goodbye, Morty.
- 00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:16,476 Hey, how's it going?
- 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:18,173 Fuck off! I'm a Time-god!
- 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,480 Fighting by your side again, Richard.
- 00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:22,003 It was, uh --Yeah.
- 00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:23,657 Then there is no treaty.
- 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,180 Because there is no war.
- 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,399 Aw, Nimbus.
- 00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:27,661 That's -- That's really chill of you, man.
- 00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:28,836 Richard.
- 00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:31,012 Before you were my greatest enemy,
- 00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:32,709 you were my only friend.
- 00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:34,189 Grandpa, -I got the shell! -Shit.
- 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,583 -Okay, Nimbus, look. -You son of a bitch!
- 00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:38,062 -Betrayal! -My weapons, Morty!
- 00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:39,586 I-I-I used them all! Grandpa!
- 00:20:39,629 --> 00:20:40,848 Wait, Grandpa, what do I do?
- 00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:42,241 I have the shell. Should I blow it?
- 00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:43,677 Is that -- I'm -- I'm just gonna blow it!
- 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,548 Don't blow it! Destroy the horn!
- 00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:46,854 What the hell, Summer?!
- 00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:48,072 You were supposed to destroy the horn!
- 00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:50,292 How was I supposed to know that?
- 00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:52,729 [ Groans ]
- 00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:53,948 [ Siren wails ] Nimbus: Police!
- 00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:56,298 Take this piece of shit to jail.
- 00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:58,039 I told, ugh, I told you.
- 00:20:58,082 --> 00:21:00,389 He's an ice-cold dick killer!
- 00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:02,348 Nimbus![ Tires squeal ]
- 00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:03,784 Wait. So how can he --
- 00:21:03,827 --> 00:21:05,699 Jesus, Summer. He's Mr. Nimbus.
- 00:21:05,742 --> 00:21:07,353 He controls the police!
- 00:21:07,396 --> 00:21:39,254 ♪
- 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,951 Jer, I think more than one safe word
- 00:21:40,995 --> 00:21:42,388 sort of defeats the point.
- 00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:43,737 I know, I just wanna make sure
- 00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:45,652 we have every opportunity to stop.
- 00:21:45,695 --> 00:21:47,306 Super excited about it though.
- 00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,264 Me too, so excited.
- 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,962 Jerry, are we doing this because we both want this?
- 00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:54,617 Or because it's what we think the other one wants?
- 00:21:54,661 --> 00:21:56,619 I just wanted to prove that I love you so much
- 00:21:56,663 --> 00:21:58,273 I would do this -for you! -Same!
- 00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,666 Let's take that prize and get out
- 00:21:59,709 --> 00:22:01,798 before we make a huge mistake.
- 00:22:01,842 --> 00:22:04,148 Getting cold feet?
- 00:22:04,192 --> 00:22:05,498 No.
- 00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:07,587 -Please don't tell Rick. -He wouldn't understand.
- 00:22:07,630 --> 00:22:10,154 Yes, he would.