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Гоутрон Джеррисис Риквангелион
Рик, Морти и Саммер совершают космическое путешествие в Мир сисек, но Рик замечает разбившегося хорька ГоуТрона, завершая свою коллекцию из пяти хорьков, рассказывая это Морти и Саммер. Решив использовать хорьков ГоуТронов для создания ГоуТрона и борьбы с монстрами, которые часто атакуют другие миры и Землю, вся семья Смитов выступает их пилотами. После их первого боя со всеми пятью хорьками ГоуТронами, Рик решает, что хочет большего. Они начинают работать с другими семьями Смитов из других реальностей (у Риков разные личности, в то время как их семьи остаются такими же) над созданием ГоуГоуТронов со всеми собранными хорьками, а также с кражами других ГоуТронов у пилотов своих вселенных. Поскольку Саммер помогает Рику с его большими планами, она наконец чувствует, что Рик ценит её больше, чем Морти. Морти пытается помочь Саммер увидеть, что Рик на самом деле не заботится о ней, а только о своей одержимости воплощением своей большой мечты о ГоуТроне. Саммер игнорирует Морти, но обнаруживает, что Рик уже заменил её «аниме-девушкой» по имени Кендра, лидером оригинальных пилотов ГоуТронов из других вселенных, ищущих своих хорьков обратно. Саммер рассказывает, что правительство отправило её в тюрьму на Марсе, чтобы помочь дисциплинировать её «гигантского ребёнка-инцеста», созданного в «Спрее рикависимости», превратить в абсолютное оружие, но вместо этого она связалась с ним (назвав его Наруто) и помогла ему сбежать. Семья возвращается к Рику, сидящему поверх волос Наруто, и спасают Рика от убийства оригинальными пилотами ГоуТронов. После спасения Рик сразу устаёт от ГоуТронов и, чтобы никогда не говорить о произошедших событиях, семья позволяет монстрам наводнять город, пока они в безопасности дома, а затем Рик удаляет инопланетных слизней — «Закадровианцев», которые делали Морти и Саммер слышащими их внутренние мысли весь эпизод и убивает их. В сцене после титров в другой вселенной группа монстров-жуков находится в учебной школе, которая хочет помочь другим вселенным вылечить СПИД, но обнаруживает, что, проходя через свои порталы, они лишаются своей одежды и становятся намного крупнее на других планетах, с их мирными попытками объяснить своё лекарство от СПИДа на родном языке, что приводит к тому, что на них нападают и немедленно убивают.
- 00:00:14,300 --> 00:00:17,420 Сиськомир! Сиськомир!
- 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:20,260 Это целый мир, точнее, их даже два.
- 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,717 Сиськомир!
- 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:27,800 Морти, я удивилась, когда ты меня позвал, но это такое вострясение.
- 00:00:27,930 --> 00:00:29,250 Восторг и потрясение.
- 00:00:29,283 --> 00:00:30,470 Я был против. Это Рик.
- 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:34,660 Сиськомир вот уже тридцать лет находится в центре протестов.
- 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:39,570 У них изменилась политика, так что с женщиной вход бесплатно.
- 00:00:39,700 --> 00:00:45,517 Так я будто банка Колы, с которой идут в Диснейленд? - Нет. В Диснейленде колу можно выбросить.
- 00:00:45,583 --> 00:00:46,560 Да ну нахуй.
- 00:00:46,700 --> 00:00:48,100 Не может быть.
- 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:52,570 Твою мать! Твою мать! - Ничего себе.
- 00:00:52,700 --> 00:00:54,283 Что это? - Хорёк Готрон.
- 00:00:54,283 --> 00:00:55,900 Не просто хорёк Готрон.
- 00:00:56,030 --> 00:00:58,830 Это синий хорёк Готрон.
- 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:02,200 Сиськомир отменяется. - Нет, Рик!
- 00:01:02,330 --> 00:01:04,030 Ты обещал! Вечно ты так.
- 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:05,690 Знаешь что? Выбирай.
- 00:01:05,830 --> 00:01:08,400 Думаешь, Сиськомир... Дай сказать. - Да.
- 00:01:08,530 --> 00:01:09,317 Важнее... - Да.
- 00:01:09,317 --> 00:01:13,630 Дай сказать! Чем коллекция из пяти синих хорьков Готрон?
- 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:15,983 Ты закончил? Да. Пошли.
- 00:01:15,983 --> 00:01:17,617 Саммер, помоги с лебёдкой.
- 00:01:17,617 --> 00:01:20,117 Хорошо. - Какого чёрта? Ты же дал мне выбор.
- 00:01:20,117 --> 00:01:22,400 Да, разбивать мне сердце или нет.
- 00:01:22,530 --> 00:01:23,930 Плохой выбор.
- 00:01:24,060 --> 00:01:25,460 Так всё началось.
- 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:27,470 Для моей сестры это была игра.
- 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:30,690 Но она не знала... - В тот момент всё изменилось.
- 00:01:30,830 --> 00:01:34,483 Стоп, что? - Моё первое уважение и мой первый рассказ.
- 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:37,783 Я тебя слышу. А ты меня? - И я поняла, что мне этого мало.
- 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:39,570 Ау?
- 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:15,580 Бэт, Джерри, давайте веселиться. Систему Ниблнаг атакует монстр.
- 00:02:15,617 --> 00:02:18,283 Ваши скафандры в ванной. - Мой пахнет скелетом.
- 00:02:18,283 --> 00:02:19,550 Мне нужно к доктору.
- 00:02:19,617 --> 00:02:22,417 Во что вы нас втягиваете? - Рик собирает хорьков.
- 00:02:22,417 --> 00:02:24,483 Он собрал всех пятерых и мы можем...
- 00:02:24,550 --> 00:02:26,583 Морти, блин, спойлеры! - Спойлеры!
- 00:02:26,583 --> 00:02:28,260 Убеждать никого не нужно.
- 00:02:28,330 --> 00:02:31,717 Огромный монстр атакует. - В системе Ниблнаг.
- 00:02:31,830 --> 00:02:34,317 С каких пор вам есть дело до инопланетян?
- 00:02:34,317 --> 00:02:38,150 Мы даже британцев не смотрим. - Я же говорил. Возьмём Джина и бомжа.
- 00:02:38,150 --> 00:02:40,370 Нет. Минуточку. Нахуй Джина и бомжа.
- 00:02:40,370 --> 00:02:43,320 Дети и дедушка просят вас чем-то с ними заняться.
- 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:45,717 Когда родители перестали об этом мечтать?
- 00:02:45,717 --> 00:02:50,650 Когда наша семья создала огромное дитя инцеста и правительство запустило его в космос.
- 00:02:50,660 --> 00:02:54,117 Боже, мы создали огромное дитя инцеста. Боже, вдруг ты клон.
- 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:57,983 Я существую, потому что вы не сделали аборт. Семью не выбирают.
- 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:02,090 И если вы не хотите потерять свою, напяливайте скафандры.
- 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:03,960 Справедливо. - Ладно.
- 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:05,430 Молодец, Саммер. - Да.
- 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,520 Это просто вострясение.
- 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,360 Ну само собой. Только поздно.
- 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:12,483 Формировалось нечто новое, и я был на самом дне.
- 00:03:12,517 --> 00:03:16,617 Я дала Морти продолжить рассказ. Это всё, что у него было. - Ты меня слышишь или нет?
- 00:03:16,700 --> 00:03:18,200 Слышу ли тебя я, Саммер?
- 00:03:18,330 --> 00:03:20,350 Нет. Мой рассказчик слышит твоего.
- 00:03:20,417 --> 00:03:21,270 Какая разница?
- 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:23,070 Это телепатия, дебил.
- 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:24,250 Что теперь?
- 00:03:24,250 --> 00:03:25,450 Ну, теперь...
- 00:03:25,450 --> 00:03:27,530 Вперёд, Готрон!
- 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:36,400 Куда мы летим по футуристическим металлическим туннелям?
- 00:03:36,530 --> 00:03:38,617 Все хорьки в разных точках Земли.
- 00:03:38,660 --> 00:03:40,690 Ты летишь в центр вулкана.
- 00:03:40,830 --> 00:03:41,930 Спасибо, что ли?
- 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:14,530 Ну нет, это не прикольно.
- 00:04:14,660 --> 00:04:16,783 Перегруппируемся. Я сделаю портал.
- 00:04:16,783 --> 00:04:21,150 Я прилетел из кухни на Гавайи, чтобы перегруппироваться в космосе над кухней?
- 00:04:21,150 --> 00:04:22,960 Саммер? - Пап, забей и заткнись.
- 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:32,550 Нападаем по одному!
- 00:04:32,583 --> 00:04:36,317 Разве это лучший способ... - Зафигачить что-то крутое? Да. За мной.
- 00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:41,917 Ребят, мы старались, но надежда лишь одна.
- 00:04:41,930 --> 00:04:43,350 Активировать линк-док.
- 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:46,683 Интерморфы... готовы. Пости-трИно... на максимум.
- 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:57,190 Охренеть, получается!
- 00:04:57,330 --> 00:04:59,400 Вперёд, команда! За Готрон!
- 00:05:03,930 --> 00:05:06,430 Боже мой. О да!
- 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:07,350 Офигенно!
- 00:05:07,350 --> 00:05:10,470 Можем повалять дурака, но поверьте, это не конец.
- 00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:13,150 Но как... - Жмите на кнопки. Мы слишком здоровые.
- 00:05:16,260 --> 00:05:17,790 Я ему врезала! Это же я, да?
- 00:05:17,930 --> 00:05:19,270 Апперкот!
- 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:21,550 Охренеть, а я к доктору собирался!
- 00:05:21,717 --> 00:05:23,200 Я давно этого ждал.
- 00:05:23,330 --> 00:05:26,370 Сформировать светящийся энергетический меч!
- 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:28,817 Тебе кранты, подруга.
- 00:05:41,083 --> 00:05:45,730 То были хорошие времена. Нам казалось, что мы способны на что угодно.
- 00:05:45,860 --> 00:05:48,560 Но что угодно - это не совсем всё.
- 00:05:48,700 --> 00:05:52,470 И очень скоро... - Это была ерунда по сравнению с тем, что мы можем.
- 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:55,530 В бесконечных вселенных я не собрал всех хорьков.
- 00:05:55,660 --> 00:05:58,900 Эти версии меня сделали бы что угодно ради коллекции.
- 00:05:59,030 --> 00:06:01,130 Помнишь, о чём ты просил напомнить?
- 00:06:01,260 --> 00:06:04,290 Иногда нужно... - Иногда нужно остановиться.
- 00:06:04,430 --> 00:06:05,700 Морти, что ты делаешь?
- 00:06:05,700 --> 00:06:08,650 Он зацикливается, Саммер... - Когда ты найдёшь совесть?
- 00:06:08,650 --> 00:06:15,030 У меня её больше, чем у тебя. - Дедушка устроил нам крутой отдых, а вы все его отговаривали.
- 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:16,520 Стоп. Да. Какого хуя?
- 00:06:16,660 --> 00:06:20,550 Он говорит, что мы можем прыгнуть выше, и вы снова тянете его вниз.
- 00:06:20,550 --> 00:06:23,983 Я голосую за то... - Никакого голосования. Это не демократия.
- 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:27,350 Тут Рикпублика. Ты или в деле, или нет. - Конечно, я в деле.
- 00:06:27,350 --> 00:06:29,100 Я тоже. Что делаем дальше?
- 00:06:29,230 --> 00:06:30,700 Я хочу устроить ужин.
- 00:06:30,830 --> 00:06:33,230 И всё? Я был готов кому-то вдуть.
- 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:36,020 Джерри. - Я сказал "готов" и "кому-то".
- 00:06:42,230 --> 00:06:46,840 Рик пригласил пять версий нашей семьи, каждую с незавершёнными Готронами.
- 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:50,650 Мне не было с кем поговорить. Остальные Морти были в Сиськомире.
- 00:06:50,750 --> 00:06:51,917 Вы ходили по пляжу?
- 00:06:51,930 --> 00:06:53,250 Где сплошные сиськи?
- 00:06:53,350 --> 00:06:55,683 Нет, где сплошной песок. Конечно, сиськи!
- 00:06:55,683 --> 00:06:58,430 Рик был в гараже с главами семей.
- 00:06:58,560 --> 00:06:59,860 И Саммер.
- 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:04,550 На первой встрече сошлись Жирный Рик, Рикардо Монтойя, Сорвиголова Рик...
- 00:07:04,617 --> 00:07:10,117 Он был склонен к драматичным вспышкам... и Рики Кончик, который всегда умел завершить встречу.
- 00:07:10,117 --> 00:07:11,970 Во главе были мы с дедушкой Риком.
- 00:07:12,100 --> 00:07:15,690 Пойми меня правильно, си сто тридцать семь, мы за тебя рады.
- 00:07:15,690 --> 00:07:19,090 Но мы прилетели не для того, чтобы ты нам сыпал соль на раны.
- 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:22,650 Брось, у тебя слишком мелкое лицо, чтобы на него что-то насыпать.
- 00:07:22,750 --> 00:07:24,617 У нас лица одинакового размера.
- 00:07:24,750 --> 00:07:26,590 Ух ты. Погоди.
- 00:07:26,730 --> 00:07:27,870 Будь я проклят.
- 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,700 Такая жирная иллюзия.
- 00:07:29,830 --> 00:07:31,070 Саммер, огласи идею.
- 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:34,920 Мы предлагаем помочь вашим семьям собрать коллекции.
- 00:07:35,060 --> 00:07:36,590 В обмен на уступки.
- 00:07:36,730 --> 00:07:40,960 Ещё с самого детства я мечтал собрать всю коллекцию.
- 00:07:41,100 --> 00:07:42,230 Но уступки?
- 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:46,270 Надеюсь, уступки если и будут, то с вашей стороны.
- 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:51,220 Переместите ваши семьи в эту вселенную и дайте мне внести модификации...
- 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:53,190 В интересах сотрудничества.
- 00:07:53,330 --> 00:07:54,730 Сказать, что я думаю?
- 00:07:54,860 --> 00:07:57,000 Говори, только не слетай с катушек.
- 00:07:57,030 --> 00:07:59,930 Вы слишком наглые, если считаете себя лучше нас!
- 00:08:00,060 --> 00:08:02,090 Эта семья создала дитя инцеста!
- 00:08:02,230 --> 00:08:04,483 И правительство запустило его в космос!
- 00:08:04,483 --> 00:08:06,283 Оно до сих пор где-то там летает!
- 00:08:06,350 --> 00:08:07,750 Об этом вообще забудут?
- 00:08:07,850 --> 00:08:12,700 Мне не нужно целовать тебе жопу, чтобы собрать коллекцию. Я отниму часть твоей!
- 00:08:12,830 --> 00:08:14,530 Эй! Фу! Это лишнее!
- 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:16,760 И ты был за рулём хорька?
- 00:08:16,900 --> 00:08:19,200 Как и все, идиот! Дай ключи!
- 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:24,330 Вы пожалеете, долбоёбы сраные.
- 00:08:28,830 --> 00:08:32,460 Мы это предвидели, поэтому предупредили Йо-Йо Рика.
- 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:33,870 Кто-то против Йо-Йо?
- 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:38,817 Некоторые считают его унылым, но он это признаёт, и поэтому крут.
- 00:08:38,817 --> 00:08:41,100 Супер. Тогда решено. Рики Кончик?
- 00:08:41,230 --> 00:08:43,570 Поднимем бокалы, народ! Будем!
- 00:08:43,700 --> 00:08:46,400 И так мы помогли нашим найти хорьков.
- 00:08:46,530 --> 00:08:48,930 Как они их заполучили - не наша проблема.
- 00:08:49,060 --> 00:08:50,650 Потом мы перешли к делу.
- 00:08:50,717 --> 00:08:55,120 Если на вашу планету нападал монстр, нам приходило оповещение.
- 00:09:13,660 --> 00:09:15,690 Мы сформировали пять Готронов.
- 00:09:15,830 --> 00:09:18,200 А эти Готроны формировали Го-Готрон.
- 00:09:18,330 --> 00:09:19,970 Вперёд, Го-Готрон!
- 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:25,117 Мне никогда это не надоест!
- 00:09:25,217 --> 00:09:29,570 У огромных монстров в нашей вселенной тогда не было шансов.
- 00:09:36,740 --> 00:09:38,617 Мне нужно оружие в виде йо-йо.
- 00:09:38,617 --> 00:09:40,783 И символ йо-йо на груди. Ты слушаешь?
- 00:09:40,850 --> 00:09:42,370 Уважай наше партнёрство!
- 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:44,717 Я не подпускала Рика к мерзким вещам.
- 00:09:44,783 --> 00:09:47,370 Если кто-то ему мешал, я убирала помеху.
- 00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:49,583 И это давало место для продвижения.
- 00:09:49,683 --> 00:09:51,717 Голова моей правой руки.
- 00:09:52,100 --> 00:09:57,450 А я... Я оказался левой ногой левой ноги... Потому что у нашего робота не было жопы.
- 00:09:57,517 --> 00:09:58,520 Или была?
- 00:09:58,660 --> 00:10:00,690 Сука! Хватит уже меня гнобить!
- 00:10:00,830 --> 00:10:02,130 Ты победила, всё!
- 00:10:02,260 --> 00:10:04,183 Это не соревнование. И вот ответ.
- 00:10:04,183 --> 00:10:08,483 Я бы тебя продвинула, если бы ты ценил семью. - А ты ценишь семью?
- 00:10:08,550 --> 00:10:10,783 Покажи чертежи! Покажи чертежи!
- 00:10:10,817 --> 00:10:12,217 Согласна. Это проблема.
- 00:10:12,217 --> 00:10:15,817 Жирный Рик, фляга остаётся полной, иначе твой шкафчик опустеет.
- 00:10:15,817 --> 00:10:19,683 Да, приятно, когда ты ему нравишься, но это не делает тебя хорошей.
- 00:10:19,683 --> 00:10:22,783 Круто сказано. Будто предсказание в печеньке от Бората.
- 00:10:22,783 --> 00:10:25,517 Да, я не такой умный как ты. Поэтому ты знаешь, о чём я.
- 00:10:25,550 --> 00:10:29,650 Типа любила бы я семью - вернула бы твоей завистливой жопе контроль?
- 00:10:29,683 --> 00:10:31,883 Помой зелёного хорька. И порошка нет.
- 00:10:31,950 --> 00:10:36,117 Я же только купил. - Дедушка его вынюхал из-за твоей токсичности.
- 00:10:36,150 --> 00:10:37,330 Сам-Сам?
- 00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:40,070 Купи две пачки.
- 00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:47,717 Одну планету мы эвакуировали и построили на ней ночной клуб, где нас не нашли бы враги.
- 00:10:47,717 --> 00:10:49,317 Если не считать моего брата.
- 00:10:49,317 --> 00:10:51,017 У меня даже не было своего хорька.
- 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:55,560 Саммер сделала меня младшим начальником безопасности... что бы это ни значило.
- 00:10:55,583 --> 00:10:56,870 Гляньте на него.
- 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,200 И на этого. И на этого гляньте.
- 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:04,100 Вот она! Моя принцесса.
- 00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:06,200 Выходи сюда. Музыка, стоп.
- 00:11:06,330 --> 00:11:10,230 Это наша королёва... королева.
- 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:12,690 Она меня спасла. Освободила меня.
- 00:11:12,830 --> 00:11:15,570 Без этой ебанутой суки у нас бы ничего не было.
- 00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:17,230 И у неё важное объявление.
- 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:19,517 Саммер, скажи им, о чём мы говорили.
- 00:11:19,583 --> 00:11:22,283 Сейчас? Я не думаю... - Ладно, я сам, мать твою.
- 00:11:22,417 --> 00:11:27,520 У новой работы были плюсы. Я был рядом, когда Саммер поняла, что вляпалась.
- 00:11:27,660 --> 00:11:33,920 Так. У меня девяносто хорьков. Осталось ещё десять, и тогда вы четверо получите свой Го-Готрон.
- 00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:40,600 А двадцать процентов получат Готрон, потому что каждый получит Го-Го-Готрон!
- 00:11:40,730 --> 00:11:44,620 Он очень волнуется. - Будем!
- 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,150 Ненавижу свою семью.
- 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,630 И правильно.
- 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:51,920 Садись.
- 00:11:52,060 --> 00:11:54,517 Как дела с компульсивностью дедушки?
- 00:11:54,717 --> 00:11:56,730 Твоя сестра ещё ему потакает?
- 00:11:56,860 --> 00:11:58,460 Кто вы такие?
- 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:00,510 Мы законные владельцы хорьков.
- 00:12:00,530 --> 00:12:03,317 Почему тогда их разбросало по всей вселенной?
- 00:12:03,350 --> 00:12:05,800 Мы имеем в виду - в культурном смысле.
- 00:12:05,930 --> 00:12:08,383 Твой дедушка совершил "апроприАцию".
- 00:12:08,450 --> 00:12:09,750 Так делать нельзя!
- 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:12,017 Слушай, Морти, мы наблюдали.
- 00:12:12,050 --> 00:12:13,783 Ты знаешь, как лучше.
- 00:12:13,783 --> 00:12:15,030 Работай с нами.
- 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:17,517 Помоги нам захватить организацию.
- 00:12:17,550 --> 00:12:19,290 Мы буквально для неё созданы.
- 00:12:19,430 --> 00:12:23,317 Никто не узнает, что ты нам помог. А потом вернёшься к самому важному.
- 00:12:23,330 --> 00:12:25,183 Это сиськобаксы?
- 00:12:25,283 --> 00:12:27,950 Законная валюта на всех аттракционах!
- 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:32,970 Я не могу. Саммер ни во что меня не ставит, но она моя сестра.
- 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:34,600 Очень благородно.
- 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:37,283 В нашей семье тебя вознаградили бы за верность.
- 00:12:37,350 --> 00:12:40,583 Но ты не в нашей семье, и мы можем тебя убить. - Да?
- 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:54,230 И конечно, как только я рискнул своей шеей ради семьи, на эту же шею наступили.
- 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:57,290 Папа! - Мама! Папа!
- 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:04,020 Сорвиголова Рик, детка!
- 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,017 Сам подставился!
- 00:13:07,860 --> 00:13:10,017 Что случилось? - Сорвиголова Рик.
- 00:13:10,083 --> 00:13:12,883 Как он к нам подобрался? - Морти типа охрана!
- 00:13:12,883 --> 00:13:14,300 Морти? - Я отлучился.
- 00:13:14,430 --> 00:13:16,717 Но не для того, чтобы это допустить!
- 00:13:16,783 --> 00:13:23,183 Мы тебе не не попутчики до Парижа, куда ты летишь после разрыва с девушкой, так что хватит отпираться!
- 00:13:23,283 --> 00:13:25,417 Будем! - Рики!
- 00:13:25,450 --> 00:13:26,917 Это конец, Саммер.
- 00:13:26,983 --> 00:13:30,050 Вы мне не доверяете, но во что мы превратились?
- 00:13:30,083 --> 00:13:33,350 Зачем нам это? - Потому что это весело, крысёныш.
- 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:38,617 Иди домой и играй, пока мы уберём трупы, иначе наймём людей, которые сломают тебе ноги!
- 00:13:38,717 --> 00:13:44,283 Это шестнадцать штук от глубинного государства за трейлер-парк. Хватит на обед и на ремонт.
- 00:13:44,283 --> 00:13:46,683 Теперь я должна от тебя отвернуться. - Нет!
- 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:50,130 Без Морти всё стало налаживаться.
- 00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:52,060 Но этого было мало.
- 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:57,070 Привет, Саммер. У меня в кабине нет вай-фая.
- 00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:58,830 Пап, это не по моей части.
- 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:00,890 Я не твой папа, я его версия.
- 00:14:01,030 --> 00:14:04,030 Я тут первый день, и не знаю, чем ты занимаешься.
- 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:06,190 Тогда отъебись. - Иди нахуй.
- 00:14:06,330 --> 00:14:08,330 Что ты сказал? Пропуск сюда.
- 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:13,070 Мама. Ты мама? Контролируй своих Джерри.
- 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:17,230 Солнышко, мы все немного не справляемся... - И то верно. Ты не вояка.
- 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:21,530 Найди свою версию папы и отдохни, съезди куда-то с ним.
- 00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:26,317 Мне некогда ждать согласия. Если через десять минут не исчезнешь, я тебя уберу.
- 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:31,330 А потом Готроны создают Готронов, а те создают Готронов.
- 00:14:32,460 --> 00:14:35,220 Пара проблем, но я знаю как всё ускорить.
- 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:39,730 Помнишь, мы обсуждали, что нам нужно найти людей вне семьи?
- 00:14:39,860 --> 00:14:40,960 Да. Я всё продумал.
- 00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:42,500 Саммер, это Кендра.
- 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,250 Она из кадрового агентства.
- 00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:48,830 У неё наготове целая команда, и у всех есть опыт пилотирования робота.
- 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:50,720 Так что мы опередим график.
- 00:14:50,860 --> 00:14:56,220 Насчёт этого не знаю, но... Так что... - Кендра знает, так что...
- 00:15:00,630 --> 00:15:02,017 Вы пришли ноги ломать?
- 00:15:02,030 --> 00:15:05,260 Нет. Обосрать твою сестру, потому что она нас уволила.
- 00:15:05,260 --> 00:15:07,030 Ты шутишь. - Заносчивая сучка.
- 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:09,217 Пришьём её? - Нет. Она не стОит срока.
- 00:15:09,317 --> 00:15:11,700 Тебя не посадили бы. Ты её родила.
- 00:15:11,830 --> 00:15:14,550 Я её породила - я её и убью. Ты думал, это закон?
- 00:15:14,550 --> 00:15:18,383 Это просто шутка для мам. Что у тебя за конченый мир такой?
- 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:21,450 Мир, где мамы-убийцы - это не шутка? - Народ!
- 00:15:21,617 --> 00:15:25,970 К этому нужно привыкнуть, но вы скоро передумаете убивать Саммер.
- 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,683 Даже злиться не будете. - Нихуя. Мы с ней враги.
- 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:33,417 Покончим с собой, чтобы попасть в ад раньше неё и спрятаться у входа? - Неплохо.
- 00:15:34,630 --> 00:15:36,630 Рик меня уволил.
- 00:15:38,460 --> 00:15:39,720 Простите.
- 00:15:39,860 --> 00:15:42,150 Ты в порядке, детка? Что с нами стало?
- 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:43,370 Мы сошли с ума.
- 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:44,970 Я виновата. Морти прав.
- 00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:47,000 Я подсела на дедушкино счастье.
- 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,900 Просто дедушка раздувает важность своего счастья.
- 00:15:50,030 --> 00:15:51,517 И то верно. Вот взять меня.
- 00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:55,450 Меня легко осчастливить, поэтому всем похуй на моё счастье.
- 00:15:55,483 --> 00:15:57,960 Спасибо, но это не всё.
- 00:15:58,100 --> 00:16:02,870 Я в последнее время очень защищаю семью из-за одной своей тайны.
- 00:16:02,870 --> 00:16:05,660 Ладно. Кто судьи Верховного суда и где мы живём?
- 00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:07,040 Давно я об этом не думал.
- 00:16:07,060 --> 00:16:08,520 Нет, я не беременна.
- 00:16:08,660 --> 00:16:11,120 Но как вы помните, и как многие говорят,
- 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:16,283 мы с Морти случайно создали дитя инцеста, которое правительство запустило в космос.
- 00:16:16,417 --> 00:16:21,800 И не знаю, как вам сказать, но оно до сих пор живое и я с ним контактировала.
- 00:16:21,930 --> 00:16:24,370 Как-то раз меня под школой ждали солдаты.
- 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,470 Меня отвезли в Пентагон.
- 00:16:26,470 --> 00:16:29,283 А оттуда отправили на секретную базу на Марсе.
- 00:16:29,350 --> 00:16:34,200 Его взяли в плен и хотели посмотреть, отреагирует ли он на меня, на маму.
- 00:16:34,330 --> 00:16:35,517 И он отреагировал.
- 00:16:35,517 --> 00:16:38,183 Но они не ожидали, что я отреагирую на него.
- 00:16:38,183 --> 00:16:42,050 Я должна была его дисциплинировать, чтобы из него сделали оружие.
- 00:16:42,050 --> 00:16:47,300 Вместо этого я учила его любить, верить в себя, и в итоге он сбежал.
- 00:16:47,430 --> 00:16:52,720 Правительство хочет всё это замять, но рано или поздно история вскроется.
- 00:16:52,860 --> 00:16:55,460 И тогда у нас никого не будет.
- 00:16:55,600 --> 00:17:02,700 Вы пара, у Рика есть Морти, а я одна без никого. Вот я и хотела, чтобы мы держались вместе.
- 00:17:02,830 --> 00:17:09,120 Но вместо этого я только сделала хуже, и Рик заменил меня анимешкой,
- 00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:15,670 так что у меня остался только огромный плод инцеста, который летает где-то в космосе.
- 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,670 Доченька. Какого хуя?
- 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:20,800 А что ещё они делают с нашими налогами?
- 00:17:20,930 --> 00:17:22,750 Стоп. Саммер, что ты сказала?
- 00:17:22,950 --> 00:17:24,117 Много чего, Морти.
- 00:17:24,117 --> 00:17:29,450 Анимешка? Большие глаза, плюсики вместо зубов? Странные звуки в конце предложений?
- 00:17:29,450 --> 00:17:31,083 Да. Это теперь вся его банда.
- 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:33,290 И они испытают Го-Го-Готрон.
- 00:17:33,430 --> 00:17:35,383 Эти люди хотят украсть роботов.
- 00:17:35,450 --> 00:17:37,120 Они убьют Рика. Он один.
- 00:17:37,260 --> 00:17:38,517 Нужно его спасти.
- 00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:40,517 Ну да. Или пошёл он нахуй.
- 00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:41,783 Я не против. - Да, нахуй.
- 00:17:41,783 --> 00:17:45,830 Ребят, великий лидер мне как-то сказал: семью не выбирают.
- 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:55,017 Так, всё в порядке. Осталось найти огромного монстра.
- 00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:56,883 Мои датчики его обнаружили.
- 00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:59,450 Хорошо. Вбей координаты. - Да, готово.
- 00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:00,560 Это ты!
- 00:18:03,030 --> 00:18:04,300 Что за хрень?
- 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,817 Спасибо, что создал здоровенного робота.
- 00:18:06,850 --> 00:18:08,670 Дальше мы сами.
- 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,550 Ах вы ублюдки!
- 00:18:11,530 --> 00:18:13,030 Сукин сын!
- 00:18:17,860 --> 00:18:19,920 Поехали, парни.
- 00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:25,617 Поздоровайтесь с маленьким мной.
- 00:18:32,260 --> 00:18:35,020 Сдавайся, старик. Го-Го-Готрон наш.
- 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:39,350 И насколько помню, твоя "семья" тебя не спасёт.
- 00:18:39,450 --> 00:18:41,830 Агу-агу-агу-агу...
- 00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:44,620 Господи Боже!
- 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:47,383 Боже. Какая красота.
- 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:54,390 Да! Семья!
- 00:18:54,530 --> 00:18:56,300 Это... - Это именно оно. Да.
- 00:18:56,430 --> 00:18:58,300 Поздравляю. Вижу сходство.
- 00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:01,917 Сформировать энергетический меч! Активировать меч!
- 00:19:02,660 --> 00:19:05,617 Блин, меч! Может, мы не подумали.
- 00:19:05,617 --> 00:19:07,650 Они же не нападут на космо-малыша?
- 00:19:07,650 --> 00:19:11,417 Не думала, что это скажу, но тебе нужно смотреть больше аниме, мам.
- 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,630 Полегче, Наруто.
- 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:19,790 Пока-пока, игрушка!
- 00:19:23,460 --> 00:19:25,320 Что с вами такое?
- 00:19:25,460 --> 00:19:28,820 У вас наподхвате готов космический монстр?
- 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,290 Добро пожаловать в семью Смитов.
- 00:19:32,420 --> 00:19:35,000 Чёрт. Наруто, брось. Там твой прадедушка.
- 00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:37,400 Что скажете? Последний полёт?
- 00:19:45,430 --> 00:19:49,070 Космо-дитя инцеста. Неплохо.
- 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:53,950 После этого всё быстро нормализовалось... до определённой степени.
- 00:19:54,017 --> 00:19:58,160 Рик сказал, что Готроны - детский лепет, и мы больше их не обсуждали.
- 00:19:58,300 --> 00:20:03,450 Только огромные космо-жуки продолжали бегать, а бороться с ними было некому.
- 00:20:03,583 --> 00:20:05,883 Да, каждый день погибают миллионы.
- 00:20:05,950 --> 00:20:07,670 Но знаете, чего им не убить?
- 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,117 Семью.
- 00:20:09,283 --> 00:20:10,400 Где Джерри?
- 00:20:10,530 --> 00:20:12,700 Помогите! Помогите! Я тут!
- 00:20:14,330 --> 00:20:17,670 Да, нет ничего важнее, чем... Эй! Эй!
- 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:23,850 И тут я понял, что наша песенка спета.
- 00:20:23,850 --> 00:20:25,750 Рассказчики.
- 00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:27,750 СЦЕНА ПОСЛЕ ТИТРОВ
- 00:20:57,660 --> 00:21:00,483 Самански, ты опоздал! - Больше не повторится, сэр!
- 00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:04,250 Жуки. Посмотрите налево. Посмотрите направо.
- 00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:06,883 Никто из вас не вернётся. Никто.
- 00:21:06,883 --> 00:21:10,650 За всю историю этой программы не вернулся ни один жук.
- 00:21:10,650 --> 00:21:11,617 Так, давайте.
- 00:21:11,817 --> 00:21:14,050 Кто мы? - Жуки нормального размера!
- 00:21:14,050 --> 00:21:17,983 Что мы делаем? - Летим через измерения на планету с крошечными людьми!
- 00:21:18,050 --> 00:21:20,517 Зачем мы это делаем? - Чтобы излечить СПИД!
- 00:21:20,550 --> 00:21:23,717 Сержант, откуда нам знать, понимают ли нас эти людишки?
- 00:21:23,817 --> 00:21:25,617 Они вообще знают наш язык?
- 00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:29,050 Смешно, Палики. Мы поэтому и говорим очень громко.
- 00:21:29,117 --> 00:21:32,317 Для них вы будете такими же цивилизованными жуками.
- 00:21:32,317 --> 00:21:36,750 Путешествие через измерения не лишает нас одежды и не делает из нас орущих монстров.
- 00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:38,517 А может, и да, кто знает.
- 00:21:38,517 --> 00:21:39,770 Пошли отсюда!
- 00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:46,383 Моя одежда... куда она подевалась?
- 00:00:04,567 --> 00:00:06,266 and may contain mature subject matter.
- 00:00:06,266 --> 00:00:15,834 Viewer discretion is advised.
- 00:00:15,967 --> 00:00:17,433 aAll singing:in Boob world, boob world.
- 00:00:17,567 --> 00:00:20,266 It's a world for you, but it's actually two.
- 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,100 Boob World!
- 00:00:22,233 --> 00:00:23,767 [Vocalizes]
- 00:00:23,900 --> 00:00:25,600 I gotta say, Morty, it's weird that you wanted me to come,
- 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:27,500 but I'm actually exstyched about it --
- 00:00:27,633 --> 00:00:28,700 that's excited, stoked, and psyched.
- 00:00:28,834 --> 00:00:30,166 I didn't want you to come. Talk to Rick.
- 00:00:30,300 --> 00:00:32,033 Truth is, Summer, Boob World's been at the center
- 00:00:32,166 --> 00:00:34,367 of a few protests every day for 30 years,
- 00:00:34,500 --> 00:00:37,600 so they've recently rebranded as a boob empowerment experience,
- 00:00:37,734 --> 00:00:39,266 and if we bring a female, we get in for free.
- 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:41,700 So, I'm, like, what, a Coke can you're taking to Six Flags?
- 00:00:41,834 --> 00:00:43,433 No, 'cause once you get into Six Flags,
- 00:00:43,567 --> 00:00:44,934 you can throw your Coke can away.
- 00:00:45,066 --> 00:00:46,266 No fucking way.
- 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:47,800 It can't be.
- 00:00:49,900 --> 00:00:52,266 Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit. Oh, look at that.
- 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:53,667 -What is it? -It's a GoTron ferret.
- 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:55,600 It's not a GoTron ferret, Morty.
- 00:00:55,734 --> 00:00:58,533 It's the blue GoTron ferret.
- 00:00:59,900 --> 00:01:01,900 Boob World is canceled. No, Rick, no.
- 00:01:02,033 --> 00:01:03,734 You promised. You always do this.
- 00:01:03,867 --> 00:01:05,400 Tell you what, Morty, I'll let you choose.
- 00:01:05,533 --> 00:01:06,600 Do you really think Boob World -
- 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,100 Yes. Let me finish.
- 00:01:08,233 --> 00:01:09,266 Is more important -- Yes.
- 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:10,800 Let me finish! Than have all five
- 00:01:10,934 --> 00:01:13,333 of the only five GoTron ferrets in the universe?
- 00:01:13,467 --> 00:01:15,200 Are you finished? Yes. So, let's go.
- 00:01:15,333 --> 00:01:17,100 Summer, help me hook the winch up to the ferret.
- 00:01:17,233 --> 00:01:18,333 Sure. What the hell?!
- 00:01:18,467 --> 00:01:19,667 You said you were letting me choose.
- 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:21,800 Yeah, whether to break my fucking heart.
- 00:01:21,934 --> 00:01:23,333 You chose badly.
- 00:01:23,467 --> 00:01:24,867 Morty: That's how it all began.
- 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,867 To my sister, it was just another game.
- 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,533 But what she didn't know --
- 00:01:28,667 --> 00:01:30,100 Summer: That was the moment everything changed.
- 00:01:30,233 --> 00:01:31,633 Morty: Wait. What?
- 00:01:31,767 --> 00:01:33,834 I had gotten my first taste of respect and my first voiceover.
- 00:01:33,967 --> 00:01:35,500 I can hear you. Can you hear me?
- 00:01:35,633 --> 00:01:37,767 And I knew then and there I wanted more of both.
- 00:01:37,900 --> 00:01:38,967 Hello?
- 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:48,567 ♪
- 00:01:50,433 --> 00:02:00,100 ♪
- 00:02:02,233 --> 00:02:07,600 ♪
- 00:02:11,066 --> 00:02:12,767 Beth, Jerry, do something fun with us.
- 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:14,800 A giant monster is attacking in the Nibblenug system.
- 00:02:14,934 --> 00:02:16,200 Your suits are in the bathroom.
- 00:02:16,333 --> 00:02:17,433 Mine smells skeletony.
- 00:02:17,567 --> 00:02:18,767 I have a chiropractor appointment.
- 00:02:18,900 --> 00:02:20,033 What are you involving us in?
- 00:02:20,166 --> 00:02:21,867 Rick's been collecting GoTron ferrets,
- 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,700 and now that he has all five, we can combine them into --
- 00:02:23,834 --> 00:02:25,100 Morty, for Christ's sake spoilers.
- 00:02:25,233 --> 00:02:26,333 Spoilers, Morty.
- 00:02:26,467 --> 00:02:27,600 WE don't need to sell this to anyone.
- 00:02:27,734 --> 00:02:29,166 There's a giant monster attacking.
- 00:02:29,300 --> 00:02:31,100 In the Nibblenug system.
- 00:02:31,233 --> 00:02:33,100 Since when does this house care about alien lives.
- 00:02:33,233 --> 00:02:34,934 We don't even watch British television.
- 00:02:35,066 --> 00:02:36,700 Told you. Let's just get Gene from next door
- 00:02:36,834 --> 00:02:38,367 and a homeless guy. No. Hold on.
- 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:39,767 Fuck Gene. Fuck the homeless.
- 00:02:39,900 --> 00:02:41,934 Your kids and their grandpa are asking you to do
- 00:02:42,066 --> 00:02:43,166 an activity with them.
- 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:44,767 When did that stop being a parent's wettest dream?
- 00:02:44,900 --> 00:02:46,700 I guess around the time our family created
- 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:48,633 a giant incest baby, and the government
- 00:02:48,767 --> 00:02:49,934 launched it into space.
- 00:02:50,066 --> 00:02:51,767 Oh my God, we made a giant incest baby.
- 00:02:51,900 --> 00:02:53,433 Oh my God, you might be a clone.
- 00:02:53,567 --> 00:02:55,367 I exist because you guys failed to abort me.
- 00:02:55,500 --> 00:02:57,433 We get the family we get, not the one we want.
- 00:02:57,567 --> 00:02:58,834 And if you want to keep the one you got,
- 00:02:58,967 --> 00:03:01,500 get your asses into some anime spacesuits.
- 00:03:02,533 --> 00:03:03,600 -Fair enough. -Okay.
- 00:03:03,734 --> 00:03:04,834 Good work, Summer Camp. Yeah.
- 00:03:04,967 --> 00:03:06,934 I'm exci-toked about this.
- 00:03:07,066 --> 00:03:08,767 Sure you are -- now.
- 00:03:08,900 --> 00:03:11,500 Morty: Something new was forming, and I was at the bottom of it.
- 00:03:11,633 --> 00:03:14,600 Summer: I let Morty have his voiceover. It's really all he had left.
- 00:03:14,734 --> 00:03:15,967 Okay, can you hear me or not?
- 00:03:16,100 --> 00:03:17,600 Do you mean can I, Summer, hear you?
- 00:03:17,734 --> 00:03:19,467 No. My voiceover can hear your voiceover.
- 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:20,667 What's the difference?
- 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,467 One would be telepathy, dumbass.
- 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:23,934 Now what?
- 00:03:24,066 --> 00:03:25,200 Now, we --
- 00:03:25,333 --> 00:03:26,934 All: Go, Team GoTron!
- 00:03:28,233 --> 00:03:32,266 ♪
- 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:35,800 Where are we zip-lining through futuristic metallic tunnels to?
- 00:03:35,934 --> 00:03:37,934 Each robot ferret is at a different location on Earth.
- 00:03:38,066 --> 00:03:40,100 You're going to the center of a volcano.
- 00:03:40,233 --> 00:03:41,333 Thank you?
- 00:03:41,467 --> 00:03:49,033 ♪
- 00:03:49,166 --> 00:03:56,767 ♪
- 00:03:56,900 --> 00:04:04,333 ♪
- 00:04:04,467 --> 00:04:11,767 ♪
- 00:04:11,900 --> 00:04:13,934 Okay, well, this isn't not fun.
- 00:04:14,066 --> 00:04:14,934 Regroup on me.
- 00:04:15,066 --> 00:04:16,600 I'll shoot a portal to Nibblenug.
- 00:04:16,734 --> 00:04:18,166 Did I just monorail from my kitchen to Hawaii
- 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:20,300 just to regroup in outer space above my kitchen?
- 00:04:20,433 --> 00:04:22,133 Uh, Summer? It's cool, Dad. Shut up.
- 00:04:22,266 --> 00:04:30,433 ♪
- 00:04:30,567 --> 00:04:31,667 Everybody, attack one at a time!
- 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:32,967 Is that the best way to --
- 00:04:33,100 --> 00:04:38,767 Tee up something awesome? Yes. Follow me.
- 00:04:38,900 --> 00:04:41,200 Guys, we did our best, but there's only one hope.
- 00:04:41,333 --> 00:04:42,667 Activating link-dock.
- 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:45,700 Inter-Morphs -- rad-ified. PostiTrinos -- maximized.
- 00:04:45,834 --> 00:04:54,433 ♪
- 00:04:54,567 --> 00:04:56,600 Holy shit, I-I can't believe this is working.
- 00:04:56,734 --> 00:04:58,800 Go, go, team! It's GoTron time!
- 00:04:58,934 --> 00:05:03,200 ♪
- 00:05:03,333 --> 00:05:05,834 Oh, my God. Hell yes!
- 00:05:05,967 --> 00:05:07,000 This is amazing!
- 00:05:07,133 --> 00:05:08,600 Okay, now we can knock it around a little bit,
- 00:05:08,734 --> 00:05:09,767 but trust me, we're still building to something.
- 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:11,133 How do we -- Just hit buttons.
- 00:05:11,266 --> 00:05:12,333 we're too big to fail.
- 00:05:12,467 --> 00:05:15,533 ♪
- 00:05:15,667 --> 00:05:17,200 I kicked him! That was me, right?
- 00:05:17,333 --> 00:05:18,667 Morty: Uppercut!
- 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:20,767 I can't believe I almost went to the chiropractor!
- 00:05:20,900 --> 00:05:22,600 I've been waiting a long time for this.
- 00:05:22,734 --> 00:05:25,767 Form Luminous Energy Sword!
- 00:05:25,900 --> 00:05:28,533 That's your ass, Mamma Jamma.
- 00:05:32,567 --> 00:05:34,700 [ All talking ]
- 00:05:38,100 --> 00:05:40,367 [ All talking ]
- 00:05:41,767 --> 00:05:43,100 Morty: These were the good times,
- 00:05:43,233 --> 00:05:45,133 when we felt like we could do anything.
- 00:05:45,266 --> 00:05:47,967 But anything is never quite everything.
- 00:05:48,100 --> 00:05:49,367 And pretty soon...
- 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:51,867 That was nothing -- nothing compared to what we can do.
- 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,934 There are infinite universes where I still don't have all five ferrets.
- 00:05:55,066 --> 00:05:56,700 Th-th-those versions of me would do anything
- 00:05:56,834 --> 00:05:58,300 to complete their collections.
- 00:05:58,433 --> 00:06:00,533 Okay, but Rick, remember what you told me to remind you?
- 00:06:00,667 --> 00:06:01,934 Sometimes, enough is...
- 00:06:02,066 --> 00:06:03,700 Sometimes, enough is enough.
- 00:06:03,834 --> 00:06:05,100 Morty, what are you doing?
- 00:06:05,233 --> 00:06:06,400 He gets obsessed, Summer -
- 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:07,600 When are you going to find your shame?
- 00:06:07,734 --> 00:06:09,066 I have more. Grandpa just gave
- 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,934 everybody the high point of their lives,
- 00:06:11,066 --> 00:06:12,967 and before he did, every single one of you
- 00:06:13,100 --> 00:06:14,433 was trying to talk him out of it.
- 00:06:14,567 --> 00:06:15,934 Wait. Yeah. Wha-wha-what the fuck!
- 00:06:16,066 --> 00:06:18,600 Now, he says we can go higher, and big surprise,
- 00:06:18,734 --> 00:06:19,767 it's time to drag him down again.
- 00:06:19,900 --> 00:06:21,200 Well, I vote -- No voting.
- 00:06:21,333 --> 00:06:22,667 No debate. It's not a democracy.
- 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,533 It's a Rickpublic. You're in or you're out.
- 00:06:24,667 --> 00:06:26,500 Obviously, I'm in. I never said I wasn't in.
- 00:06:26,633 --> 00:06:28,500 Me, neither. Tell us what we're doing next.
- 00:06:28,633 --> 00:06:30,100 Uh, I want to put together a cookout.
- 00:06:30,233 --> 00:06:32,633 That's it? I was honestly prepared to blow someone.
- 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:35,433 -Jerry. -I said "prepared" and "someone."
- 00:06:35,567 --> 00:06:41,500 ♪
- 00:06:41,633 --> 00:06:43,300 Morty: Rick invited five versions of our family
- 00:06:43,433 --> 00:06:45,934 from different universes, each with incomplete GoTrons.
- 00:06:46,066 --> 00:06:47,700 I didn't have anyone to talk to,
- 00:06:47,834 --> 00:06:49,767 since the other four Mortys had been to Boob World.
- 00:06:49,900 --> 00:06:51,200 Did you walk on the beach?
- 00:06:51,333 --> 00:06:52,433 The beach that's all boobs?
- 00:06:52,567 --> 00:06:53,834 No, the beach that's all sand.
- 00:06:53,967 --> 00:06:55,367 Yes, the boob one!
- 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:57,834 Rick was in the garage with the heads of the five families.
- 00:06:57,967 --> 00:06:59,266 Ugh, and Summer.
- 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:00,500 Summer: In that first sit-down,
- 00:07:00,633 --> 00:07:01,700 it was Big Fat Rick,
- 00:07:01,834 --> 00:07:03,500 Ricardo Montaya, Hot Head Rick --
- 00:07:03,633 --> 00:07:06,100 he got that name because he was prone to dramatic outbursts -
- 00:07:06,233 --> 00:07:07,567 and Lil' Ricky Wrap-it-Up,
- 00:07:07,700 --> 00:07:09,100 who was always great at the end of a meeting.
- 00:07:09,233 --> 00:07:11,367 At the head of it all, me and Grandpa Rick.
- 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:13,533 Now, don't get me wrong, C137,
- 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:15,100 we're happy for your good fortune.
- 00:07:15,233 --> 00:07:16,834 But we did not travel to your universe
- 00:07:16,967 --> 00:07:18,500 just to have it rubbed in our faces.
- 00:07:18,633 --> 00:07:20,300 Come on, Big Fat Rick, you know your face
- 00:07:20,433 --> 00:07:21,633 is too small to rub anything on.
- 00:07:21,767 --> 00:07:23,934 My face is the same size as yours.
- 00:07:24,066 --> 00:07:26,000 Wow. Huh. Hold on.
- 00:07:26,133 --> 00:07:27,266 I'll be damned.
- 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:29,100 You're so fat you're an optical illusion.
- 00:07:29,233 --> 00:07:30,467 Summer, give 'em the pitch.
- 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:31,834 We're offering to help each of your families
- 00:07:31,967 --> 00:07:34,333 complete their full GoTrons.
- 00:07:34,467 --> 00:07:36,000 In exchange for some concessions.
- 00:07:36,133 --> 00:07:38,433 Ever since I was a little boy in the slums,
- 00:07:38,567 --> 00:07:40,367 I have dreamed of having a complete GoTron.
- 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:41,633 But concessions?
- 00:07:41,767 --> 00:07:43,767 I hope you mean the kind from a counter.
- 00:07:43,900 --> 00:07:45,667 I hope she means ice cream!
- 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:47,600 We'd like you to relocate your families
- 00:07:47,734 --> 00:07:49,133 to this universe, and let me make some
- 00:07:49,266 --> 00:07:50,633 modifications to the GoTrons --
- 00:07:50,767 --> 00:07:52,600 in the interest of us all working together.
- 00:07:52,734 --> 00:07:54,133 Want to know what I think?
- 00:07:54,266 --> 00:07:56,300 Sure, Hothead Rick, just don't unexpectedly fly off the handle.
- 00:07:56,433 --> 00:07:59,333 I think you guys got a lot of nerve acting better than us!
- 00:07:59,467 --> 00:08:01,500 This is the family that made a giant incest baby!
- 00:08:01,633 --> 00:08:03,200 Had the government launch it into space!
- 00:08:03,333 --> 00:08:05,066 It's still floatin' around out there somewhere!
- 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:06,834 Are we ever gonna live that down?
- 00:08:06,967 --> 00:08:09,000 If I get a full GoTron, it won't be by kissing your ass,
- 00:08:09,133 --> 00:08:12,100 it'll be by taking what's mine -- yours!
- 00:08:12,233 --> 00:08:13,934 Hey! Gross! No need.
- 00:08:14,066 --> 00:08:16,166 And you were driving... a ferret?
- 00:08:16,300 --> 00:08:18,600 We all are, moron! Give me key!
- 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:23,734 You'll regret this, you level-headed fucks.
- 00:08:28,233 --> 00:08:29,934 Obviously, we predicted that might happen,
- 00:08:30,066 --> 00:08:31,867 which is why we have Yo-Yo Rick on standby.
- 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,266 Anybody got beef with Yo-Yo?
- 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:34,500 [ All murmur ]
- 00:08:34,633 --> 00:08:35,834 Some people think he's lame, but to me,
- 00:08:35,967 --> 00:08:37,767 he's lame in a cool way because he owns it.
- 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:40,500 Cool. That concludes business. Lil' Ricky Wrap it Up?
- 00:08:40,633 --> 00:08:42,967 Raise 'em up, boys! Oh-pah!
- 00:08:43,100 --> 00:08:45,800 Summer: And so, we helped our people find their ferrets.
- 00:08:45,934 --> 00:08:48,333 How they got them, not our problem.
- 00:08:48,467 --> 00:08:49,700 Then, we got down to business.
- 00:08:49,834 --> 00:08:51,166 Here's how it worked --
- 00:08:51,300 --> 00:08:53,133 if a giant monster attacked your planet,
- 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:54,533 we all got the alert.
- 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:56,467 Man: ♪ Hey, hey, mama mia's ♪
- 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:58,800 ♪ Got a plate of spaghetti for the takin' ♪
- 00:08:58,934 --> 00:09:02,934 ♪ Papa pia's got a great big robot that he's makin' ♪
- 00:09:03,066 --> 00:09:06,233 ♪ I got the moon in both my eyes ♪
- 00:09:06,367 --> 00:09:08,834 ♪ You got a bowl of pizza pie, hey! ♪
- 00:09:08,967 --> 00:09:12,934 ♪ A bit of pasta with some anime combined, yeah ♪
- 00:09:13,066 --> 00:09:15,100 We formed five GoTrons.
- 00:09:15,233 --> 00:09:17,600 And those GoTrons formed the GoGoTron.
- 00:09:17,734 --> 00:09:19,367 All: Go, GoGoTron!
- 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:21,367 ♪
- 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:22,600 Man: ♪ Take it away, boys! ♪
- 00:09:22,734 --> 00:09:24,333 Rick: I will never get sick of this!
- 00:09:24,467 --> 00:09:27,367 If you were a giant monster at that time, in our universe,
- 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:28,967 you never had a chance.
- 00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:33,100 Man: ♪ A bit of pasta with some anime combined ♪
- 00:09:33,233 --> 00:09:36,367 ♪ 'Cause we're two genres, but each one is intertwined, yeah ♪
- 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:37,767 Mine needs a weapon like a Yo-Yo.
- 00:09:37,900 --> 00:09:39,967 And a Yo-Yo on the chest. Are you listening to me?
- 00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:41,767 I-I need you to respect this partnership.
- 00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:43,367 I kept Rick removed from the ugly stuff.
- 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:46,767 If you got in his way, I got you out of the way.
- 00:09:46,900 --> 00:09:48,600 And that made more room to move up.
- 00:09:48,734 --> 00:09:51,367 The head of my right arm.
- 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:53,967 Morty: Me? I ended up the left foot of the left foot --
- 00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:56,533 I guess because our robot didn't have an asshole.
- 00:09:56,667 --> 00:09:57,934 Summer: Well, it had one.
- 00:09:58,066 --> 00:10:00,100 Bitch! When are you gonna stop breaking my balls?
- 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:01,533 You win, okay?
- 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:03,200 We're not competing, Morty. And there's your answer.
- 00:10:03,333 --> 00:10:05,467 I could move you up if I could trust you to put family first.
- 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:07,200 H-how is that putting family first?
- 00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:09,600 Show me all the blueprints! Show me all the blueprints!
- 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:11,533 I agree. That's an issue.
- 00:10:11,667 --> 00:10:14,467 Big Fat Rick, his flask stays full or your locker gets empty. Thanks.
- 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,100 I know it feels good when he likes you,
- 00:10:16,233 --> 00:10:18,367 but that doesn't mean him liking you makes you good.
- 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:21,433 Solid babble, Morty -- like a fortune cookie written by Borat.
- 00:10:21,567 --> 00:10:22,767 Yeah, I'm not as smart as you.
- 00:10:22,900 --> 00:10:24,100 That's why I know you know what I mean.
- 00:10:24,233 --> 00:10:25,934 You mean, if I really loved my family,
- 00:10:26,066 --> 00:10:28,200 I'd give control of it back to your jealous ass.
- 00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:30,800 Green Ferret Four needs a wash, and we're out of detergent.
- 00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:32,166 I just bought a box.
- 00:10:32,300 --> 00:10:35,000 And Grandpa snorted it because you make him feel fenced in.
- 00:10:35,133 --> 00:10:36,734 Rick: Sum-Sum?
- 00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:39,467 Get two boxes.
- 00:10:43,433 --> 00:10:44,867 one of the planets we saved,
- 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,166 and built a secret nightclub on it,
- 00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:47,600 a place no enemies could find us --
- 00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:49,100 unless you count my brother.
- 00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:50,633 Morty: I didn't even have my own ferret anymore.
- 00:10:50,767 --> 00:10:52,033 Summer made me something called
- 00:10:52,166 --> 00:10:53,533 an "associate security chief" --
- 00:10:53,667 --> 00:10:54,767 whatever the hell that means.
- 00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:56,266 Rick: Look at this guy.
- 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:58,600 And look at this guy. Look-look at this guy over here.
- 00:10:58,734 --> 00:11:01,066 [ Vocalizes ]
- 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:03,500 Oh, there she is! My Baby Princess!
- 00:11:03,633 --> 00:11:05,600 Get up here. Stop the music.
- 00:11:05,734 --> 00:11:09,633 This. Is. Our. Queef -- O-our Queen.
- 00:11:09,767 --> 00:11:12,100 She saved my life. She-she set me free.
- 00:11:12,233 --> 00:11:14,967 We wouldn't have what we have without this crazy bitch.
- 00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:16,633 And she's got a special announcement.
- 00:11:16,767 --> 00:11:18,500 Summer, tell 'em wha-what we talked about.
- 00:11:18,633 --> 00:11:19,700 Now? I don't think --
- 00:11:19,834 --> 00:11:21,200 Okay, I'll do it. God damn.
- 00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:23,033 Morty: The new job did have some perks --
- 00:11:23,166 --> 00:11:25,433 like, I got to be around the night Summer realized
- 00:11:25,567 --> 00:11:26,934 she was in over her head.
- 00:11:27,066 --> 00:11:30,133 Okay, I've got 90 extra ferrets, which means I need 10 more,
- 00:11:30,266 --> 00:11:33,333 and then four of you get your own GoGoTron,
- 00:11:33,467 --> 00:11:35,600 and 20%of you get a GoTron,
- 00:11:35,734 --> 00:11:40,000 'cause we're all gonna have a fucking GoGoGoTron.
- 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,433 He's very excited. Um...
- 00:11:42,567 --> 00:11:44,033 Oh-pah!
- 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,200 I hate my family.
- 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,033 You should.
- 00:11:50,166 --> 00:11:51,333 Get in.
- 00:11:51,467 --> 00:11:53,600 How's it going with your grandpa's compulsiveness?
- 00:11:53,734 --> 00:11:56,133 Is your sister still enabling it? Huh?
- 00:11:56,266 --> 00:11:57,867 Who are you people?
- 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,800 Let's just say we're the rightful owners of these ferrets.
- 00:11:59,934 --> 00:12:02,200 Then, why were they scattered, and buried across the universe?
- 00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:05,200 We mean in a more general, cultural sense. Arrrgh!
- 00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:07,533 What your Grandpa did is called "appropriation."
- 00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:09,467 Not cool! Hunnnnngh!
- 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:10,800 Look, Morty, we've been watching.
- 00:12:10,934 --> 00:12:12,667 We know you're the one that knows what's best.
- 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,433 Work with us from the inside.
- 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,133 Help us take over this operation.
- 00:12:16,266 --> 00:12:18,700 We're literally designed for it. Mm-hmmmmmm!
- 00:12:18,834 --> 00:12:20,000 Nobody will know it was you.
- 00:12:20,133 --> 00:12:22,600 Then, you can get back to what's important.
- 00:12:22,734 --> 00:12:24,033 Are those Boob Bucks?
- 00:12:24,166 --> 00:12:28,467 Legal tender at every kiosk and ride! Huuunh!
- 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,100 I can't.
- 00:12:30,233 --> 00:12:32,367 Summer's treating me like shit, but she's still my sister.
- 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,000 That's really noble, Morty.
- 00:12:34,133 --> 00:12:36,000 If you were in our family, your loyalty would be rewarded.
- 00:12:36,133 --> 00:12:38,934 But you're not in our family, which means we can kill you.
- 00:12:39,066 --> 00:12:40,266 Oh, yeah?
- 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,300 Morty: And sure enough, just when I stuck my neck out
- 00:12:50,433 --> 00:12:53,633 for the family, it got stomped on anyway.
- 00:12:54,767 --> 00:12:56,700 -Dad! -Mom! Dad!
- 00:13:01,567 --> 00:13:03,433 Hothead Rick, baby!
- 00:13:03,567 --> 00:13:04,667 [ Screams ]
- 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,166 I set myself up for that!
- 00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:07,133 [ Screams ]
- 00:13:07,266 --> 00:13:08,834 -What the hell happened?! -Hothead Rick.
- 00:13:08,967 --> 00:13:10,100 How did he get so close to us?
- 00:13:10,233 --> 00:13:11,600 Morty was supposed to be security!
- 00:13:11,734 --> 00:13:13,700 -Morty? -I-I-I stepped away, alright?
- 00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:15,000 But-but not to let that happen!
- 00:13:15,133 --> 00:13:16,967 Morty, we're not attractive strangers
- 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,467 next to you on a flight to Paris,
- 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,300 traveling alone to get over a breakup,
- 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:21,867 so this is no time to be coy!
- 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,300 -Oh...pah. -Lil' Ricky.
- 00:13:24,433 --> 00:13:25,800 I'm all wrapped up, Summer.
- 00:13:25,934 --> 00:13:28,867 Guys, I know you don't trust me, but what have we become?
- 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,333 Why are we doing this anymore?
- 00:13:30,467 --> 00:13:32,033 Because it's fun, you little rat.
- 00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:33,700 Now go home, and play video games
- 00:13:33,834 --> 00:13:35,333 while we clean up these bodies,
- 00:13:35,467 --> 00:13:37,033 or your mother and I will hire people to break your knees!
- 00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:39,667 This is $16,000 we got from the deep state
- 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,200 for stepping on that trailer park.
- 00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:43,266 That should be enough for school lunch and home repairs.
- 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:44,967 Now, I gotta turn my back on you.
- 00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:46,600 No!
- 00:13:46,734 --> 00:13:48,934 Summer: With Morty out of the way, things were looking up.
- 00:13:49,066 --> 00:13:50,867 But looks aren't everything.
- 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,867 Hi, Summer. Um, my cockpit's not getting Wi-Fi.
- 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,633 Dad, you know that's not what I do around here.
- 00:13:57,767 --> 00:13:59,700 Oh, I'm not your Dad. I'm a version of him.
- 00:13:59,834 --> 00:14:01,066 This is my first day here,
- 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:02,834 and I-I'm not sure what you do around here.
- 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,000 Then fuck off. Oh, fuck you.
- 00:14:05,133 --> 00:14:07,133 Excuse me? I want your ID.
- 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,867 Mom. Are you Mom? Can you control your rookie Jerrys.
- 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,967 Sweetie, we're all a little overwhelmed -
- 00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:16,033 Good point. You're not a war-time Mom.
- 00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:17,700 Why don't you find your version of Dad,
- 00:14:17,834 --> 00:14:20,333 and take a break, take a holiday.
- 00:14:20,467 --> 00:14:22,266 I don't have time to wait for your confirmation,
- 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,133 so let's just say, if you're here in 10 minutes,
- 00:14:24,266 --> 00:14:25,867 I'll have you removed.
- 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,800 And then, the GoTrons make the GoTrons,
- 00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:30,133 make the GoTrons, make the GoTrons.
- 00:14:31,266 --> 00:14:34,033 Couple of snags, but I know how to speed things up.
- 00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:36,200 Remember when we talked about how the best thing we could do
- 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,533 for the family is to recruit outside the family?
- 00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:39,767 Yes. Way ahead of you.
- 00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:41,300 Summer, I want you to meet Kendra.
- 00:14:41,433 --> 00:14:42,767 She's from a temp agency.
- 00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:44,767 She's got an entire workforce ready to go,
- 00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:47,633 and all of them have previous giant robot pilot experience.
- 00:14:47,767 --> 00:14:49,533 So, we'll be ready to go ahead of schedule.
- 00:14:49,667 --> 00:14:51,266 Well, I don't know about that but --
- 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,433 Well, Kendra knows. So...
- 00:14:53,567 --> 00:14:55,033 So....
- 00:14:59,433 --> 00:15:00,700 You here to break my legs?
- 00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:02,834 No. We're here to talk shit about your sister,
- 00:15:02,967 --> 00:15:04,066 because she just fired us.
- 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,834 -You're kidding. -Arrogant little bitch.
- 00:15:05,967 --> 00:15:07,800 Should we clip her? No. She's not worth doing time.
- 00:15:07,934 --> 00:15:10,500 You wouldn't do time. You brought her into the world.
- 00:15:10,633 --> 00:15:11,767 So, I can take her out.
- 00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:12,967 You thought there was an actual law?
- 00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:14,667 It's a joke mothers say.
- 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,600 What kind of fucked up world have you been living in?
- 00:15:16,734 --> 00:15:18,500 Uh, one where your mother murdering you
- 00:15:18,633 --> 00:15:19,834 isn't a comedic premise?
- 00:15:19,967 --> 00:15:21,667 Guys, there's a little adjustment period,
- 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,200 but pretty soon, you're gonna to return to normal,
- 00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:24,667 and you're not going to want to kill Summer.
- 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:25,867 You're not even gonna be mad at her.
- 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,433 Nah, fuck her. She's my enemy.
- 00:15:27,567 --> 00:15:29,600 Should we kill ourselves, so we can get to hell before her,
- 00:15:29,734 --> 00:15:31,100 and hide near the entrance?
- 00:15:31,233 --> 00:15:33,300 I like that.
- 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,433 Rick fired me.
- 00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:37,133 [ Both consoling ]
- 00:15:37,266 --> 00:15:38,533 I'm sorry.
- 00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:40,700 Are you okay, baby? What happened to us?
- 00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:42,166 We lost our minds.
- 00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:43,767 I did it. Morty was right.
- 00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:45,800 I got addicted to making Grandpa happy.
- 00:15:45,934 --> 00:15:47,100 It's only because your Grandpa
- 00:15:47,233 --> 00:15:48,700 inflates the value of his happiness.
- 00:15:48,834 --> 00:15:50,166 That's a good point. I mean, look at me.
- 00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:52,433 I'm easy to make happy, which is why
- 00:15:52,567 --> 00:15:54,033 nobody gives a shit if I am.
- 00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:56,767 I appreciate it, but there's something else too.
- 00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:59,166 I've been really sensitive about family lately
- 00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:01,667 because of something I've been keeping secret.
- 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:02,934 Okay. Who's on the Supreme Court,
- 00:16:03,066 --> 00:16:04,333 and what state do we live in?
- 00:16:04,467 --> 00:16:05,734 It's been years since I've thought about this.
- 00:16:05,867 --> 00:16:07,333 No, I'm not pregnant.
- 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,934 But as you guys recall, and as a lot of people keep bringing up,
- 00:16:10,066 --> 00:16:12,967 Morty and I did accidentally create a giant incest baby,
- 00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:14,834 which the government did launch into space.
- 00:16:14,967 --> 00:16:16,967 And I'm not sure how to tell you this,
- 00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:20,600 but it is still alive, and I have been in contact with it.
- 00:16:20,734 --> 00:16:23,166 There were soldiers waiting for me outside school last month.
- 00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:25,266 They took me to the Pentagon, and briefed me.
- 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,767 And from there, I was shuttled to a secret base on Mars.
- 00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:29,767 They had captured him, and wanted to see
- 00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:33,000 if he'd respond to me, instinctively, being his mother.
- 00:16:33,133 --> 00:16:34,433 And he sure did.
- 00:16:34,567 --> 00:16:36,700 But what they didn't expect was that I'd respond to him.
- 00:16:36,834 --> 00:16:38,200 I was supposed to help discipline him,
- 00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:40,367 so they could turn him into the ultimate weapon.
- 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,967 Instead, I trained him to love, to believe in himself,
- 00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:46,100 and finally, to escape.
- 00:16:46,233 --> 00:16:48,934 The government doesn't want anyone to know it happened,
- 00:16:49,066 --> 00:16:51,533 but it's only a matter of time before the story comes out.
- 00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:54,266 And when it does, all we're going to have is each other.
- 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:57,266 And you guys are a couple, and Rick has Morty,
- 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,767 but I'm the odd one out
- 00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:01,500 So, I wanted to make sure we stuck together.
- 00:17:01,633 --> 00:17:04,834 But instead, I drove us apart, and Rick replaced me
- 00:17:04,967 --> 00:17:07,934 with an anime girl, so all I've got is myself
- 00:17:08,066 --> 00:17:10,767 and my giant, tortured, government-trained rogue
- 00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:14,467 incest monster baby out there in space somewhere.
- 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,467 Oh, baby. What the fuck.
- 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:19,600 And then, you have to wonder, what else are they doing with our taxes?
- 00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:21,333 Wait. Summer, what did you just say?
- 00:17:21,467 --> 00:17:22,533 Morty, a lot.
- 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:23,967 He replaced you with an anime girl?
- 00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:25,700 Big eyes? Plus signs for teeth?
- 00:17:25,834 --> 00:17:27,767 Ends sentences with weird sounds that don't fit?
- 00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:29,433 Yeah. That's going to be his whole crew now.
- 00:17:29,567 --> 00:17:32,100 And they're about to run their first test on the GoGoGoTron.
- 00:17:32,233 --> 00:17:33,934 Those people want to steal the robots.
- 00:17:34,066 --> 00:17:35,934 Th-they're gonna kill Rick. He's all alone.
- 00:17:36,066 --> 00:17:37,433 We-we-we've got to go save him.
- 00:17:37,567 --> 00:17:39,133 Right. Or... you know, fuck him.
- 00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:41,000 I'm good with that. Yeah, fuck him.
- 00:17:41,133 --> 00:17:44,633 Guys, a great leader once told me you get the family you get.
- 00:17:46,467 --> 00:17:50,266 ♪
- 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:53,533 Rick: Alright. It works. Now, we just got to find a giant monster.
- 00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:55,433 My sensors have picked one up, Rick.
- 00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:56,934 Okay. Okay Lock onto its location.
- 00:17:57,066 --> 00:17:58,133 Yeah, got it.
- 00:17:58,266 --> 00:17:59,367 Oh, it's you!
- 00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:01,700 Huh?
- 00:18:01,834 --> 00:18:03,100 What the hell is this?
- 00:18:03,233 --> 00:18:05,400 Thanks for making the biggest robot ever, Rick.
- 00:18:05,533 --> 00:18:07,467 We'll take it from here.
- 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:10,200 You little assholes!
- 00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:11,834 You son of a bitch!
- 00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:16,533 ♪
- 00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:18,734 Lock a load, boys.
- 00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,100 Say "hello" to my little me.
- 00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:26,600 [ Gun Rick says "bang" repeatedly" ]
- 00:18:26,734 --> 00:18:30,033 [ Laughs ]
- 00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:33,834 Give up, old man. The G3 is ours.
- 00:18:33,967 --> 00:18:36,000 And last I checked, your "family"
- 00:18:36,133 --> 00:18:37,867 wasn't coming to save you, hmm?
- 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,633 Giant Invest Baby: Go go goo goo.
- 00:18:40,767 --> 00:18:43,433 Holy mother of mercy!
- 00:18:43,567 --> 00:18:45,533 My God. It's beautiful.
- 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:50,433 ♪
- 00:18:50,567 --> 00:18:53,200 Yeah! Family!
- 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,100 -Is that -- -It's exactly what it looks like. Yes.
- 00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:57,100 Congrats, man. I see the resemblance.
- 00:18:57,233 --> 00:19:01,333 Form the Energy Sword! Activate the Goddamn sword!
- 00:19:01,467 --> 00:19:03,567 Oh, man, the sword. Maybe we didn't think this through.
- 00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:06,000 They're not actually gonna attack a space baby, are they?
- 00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:07,600 I never thought I'd be the one to say this,
- 00:19:07,734 --> 00:19:09,500 but you need to watch more anime, Mom.
- 00:19:09,633 --> 00:19:12,433 Whoa, easy now, Naruto.
- 00:19:12,567 --> 00:19:14,867 [ All yell ]
- 00:19:15,367 --> 00:19:18,600 Bahbah go bye-bye!
- 00:19:20,567 --> 00:19:22,133 [ All scream ]
- 00:19:22,266 --> 00:19:24,133 Kendra: What the hell is wrong with you people?!
- 00:19:24,266 --> 00:19:27,633 You just have an incest space monster in your back pocket, huh?
- 00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:30,100 Welcome to the Smith family.
- 00:19:30,233 --> 00:19:31,467 [ Yells ]
- 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,800 Shit. Put that down, Naruto. Your great-grandpa is in there.
- 00:19:33,934 --> 00:19:36,200 What do you say? One last zipline?
- 00:19:44,233 --> 00:19:47,867 Incest space baby. Nicely done.
- 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,800 Morty: After that, things pretty much went back to normal --
- 00:19:50,934 --> 00:19:52,333 some version of it, anyway.
- 00:19:52,467 --> 00:19:54,934 Rick said GoTrons were lame little kid bullshit,
- 00:19:55,066 --> 00:19:56,967 and we never talked about them again.
- 00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:59,367 Summer: Except all those gigantic space bugs were still runnin' loose,
- 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:02,000 and there were no GoTrons left to fight them.
- 00:20:02,133 --> 00:20:04,266 Morty: Yeah, millions die every day.
- 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,467 Summer: But you want to know what they could never kill?
- 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:07,667 Family.
- 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,200 -Where's Jerry? -Help!
- 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,500 Help! I'm still out here!
- 00:20:11,633 --> 00:20:13,000 [ Yells ]
- 00:20:13,133 --> 00:20:14,667 Morty: Yep, nothing's more important than--
- 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,467 Hey! Hey! Whoa-whoa-whoa!
- 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,834 Ugh!
- 00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:22,600 And just like that, I knew our goose was as cooked as --
- 00:20:22,734 --> 00:20:26,000 Voiceovarians. Ugh.
- 00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:28,934 ♪ Magic sights, exciting sounds ♪
- 00:20:29,066 --> 00:20:32,433 ♪ Come day or night, and feel around ♪
- 00:20:32,567 --> 00:20:35,200 ♪ This is the world for you ♪
- 00:20:36,934 --> 00:20:40,100 ♪ No matter where you've ever been ♪
- 00:20:40,233 --> 00:20:45,600 ♪ This is the place your life begiii-i-ins ♪
- 00:20:45,734 --> 00:20:47,266 ♪ Boob World ♪
- 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,834 ♪ Boob World ♪
- 00:20:48,967 --> 00:20:52,200 ♪ It's a world for you, but it's actually two ♪
- 00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:55,233 ♪ Boob Wo-o-orld ♪
- 00:20:56,467 --> 00:20:57,533 Samansky, you're late!
- 00:20:57,667 --> 00:20:58,767 Won't happen again, sir!
- 00:20:58,900 --> 00:21:00,166 [ All talking ]
- 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,734 Bugs,. Look to your left. Now, look to your right.
- 00:21:02,867 --> 00:21:05,166 None of you are coming back. Not one.
- 00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:07,333 In the entire history of this program,
- 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:08,700 not a single bug has returned.
- 00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:10,100 Alright. Bring it in!
- 00:21:10,233 --> 00:21:12,000 What are we? -Normal-sized bugs!
- 00:21:12,133 --> 00:21:14,100 -What do we do? -Travel through an interdimensional
- 00:21:14,233 --> 00:21:16,033 gateway to a planet with tiny people!
- 00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:18,800 -Why do we do it? -To spread the cure for AIDS!
- 00:21:18,934 --> 00:21:21,033 Hey, Sarge, how do we know if these little people
- 00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:22,133 can understand us?
- 00:21:22,266 --> 00:21:24,033 I mean, do these even speak Buganese?
- 00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:27,166 Funny, Palicki. That's why we say it very loud.
- 00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:30,600 Guys, you'll still be the same civilized bug on their side.
- 00:21:30,734 --> 00:21:32,100 It's not like interdimensional travel
- 00:21:32,233 --> 00:21:34,867 strips us of our clothes, and makes us screaming monsters.
- 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000 Or maybe it does. It's impossible to know.
- 00:21:37,133 --> 00:21:38,567 Now, get out of here!
- 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:44,967 My clothes -- where'd they go?
- 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,033 Man: Did you get any of that?