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Рик даёт Морти урок вождения на своём летающем корабле. Они обнаруживают Джерри на заднем сиденье и везут его в детский сад «Нудный Джерри», созданный альтернативным Риком для того, чтобы высаживать версии Джерри. Джерри чувствует себя инфантильным из-за детской атмосферы, включая яму для мячей и фигуру в костюме Бет, но с нетерпением ждёт просмотра «Успеть до полуночи». Вскоре он обнаруживает комнату Джерри, за которыми не вернулись Рики, и испытывает отвращение из-за отсутствия у них желания уйти. Он выходит через парадную дверь, но, дойдя до билетной станции и не сумев связаться с инопланетянином, он пугается внешней среды и возвращается обратно в сад. Рик продаёт пистолет с антивеществом убийце Кромбопулусу Майклу, но Морти обеспокоен этим. На деньги с продажи оружия они идут в аркады «Blips and Chitz». В первой игре Морти становится персонажем Роем и проживает свою жизнь 55 лет, не помня о внешнем мире, пока не умирает после падения с лестницы в магазине ковров. В то время как Рик играет Роя, Морти берёт корабль с целью остановить Кромбопулуса Майкла, но случайно разбивается и убивает его. Прежде чем охранник успевает убить Морти, Рик проходит через портал, который разрезает охранника надвое. Целью Кромбопулуса Майкла было газообразное существо, которое общается посредством телепатии, которого Рик называет «Шептуном». Морти берёт Шептуна на борт корабля, но Рик протестует этому, прежде чем уйти. Он появляется, чтобы спасти Морти после нападения охранников. Шестерёнкоголовый ремонтирует повреждённый корабль, в то время как Шептун начинает петь песню «Goodbye Moonmen» с сопровождающим музыкальным видео в голове Морти. Шестерёнкоголовый предаёт Рика, звоня властям, которые, по словам Шептуна, хотят использовать его способности для изменения состава атомов. Рик, Морти и Шептун преследуются правоохранительными органами, когда они уходят, пока Шептун не использует телепатию, чтобы отвлечь их. Шептун достигает червоточины и говорит Морти, что их план состоит в том, чтобы уничтожить всю основанную на углероде жизнь. Морти просит Шептун снова спеть и стреляет в него из пушки на антивеществе. Затем Рик и Морти возвращаются, чтобы забрать Джерри, но другой Рик и Морти не понимают, кому принадлежит Джерри, и каждый уходит со случайным из двух Джерри. В сцене после титров Рик появляется в рекламе «Blips and Chitz».
- 00:00:01,127 --> 00:00:03,046 Learning to fly this thing, Morty,
- 00:00:03,129 --> 00:00:04,148 is gonna be really liberating.
- 00:00:04,172 --> 00:00:05,590 You know, you're gonna be free
- 00:00:05,674 --> 00:00:07,068 to go on all kinds of errands for me. - Cool.
- 00:00:07,092 --> 00:00:08,259 See that planet right there?
- 00:00:08,343 --> 00:00:09,886 Don't fly too close to that planet.
- 00:00:09,969 --> 00:00:11,405 Someone will come out and try to wash your windshield.
- 00:00:12,639 --> 00:00:14,432 Hold on.
- 00:00:14,516 --> 00:00:15,892 Yeah? Yeah, I have it.
- 00:00:15,975 --> 00:00:17,227 Where do you want to meet?
- 00:00:17,310 --> 00:00:18,454 All right, cool.
- 00:00:18,478 --> 00:00:19,854 All right, Morty, lesson's over.
- 00:00:19,938 --> 00:00:21,218 We got some business to attend to
- 00:00:21,272 --> 00:00:22,541 a few light minutes south of here.
- 00:00:22,565 --> 00:00:23,983 Oh, you still use south in space?
- 00:00:24,067 --> 00:00:25,068 Whoa! Jesus, Jerry!
- 00:00:25,151 --> 00:00:26,653 What the hell are you doing here?!
- 00:00:26,736 --> 00:00:27,821 What are you talking about?
- 00:00:27,904 --> 00:00:29,544 We agreed a boy's father should be present
- 00:00:29,572 --> 00:00:30,633 when he's learning to drive.
- 00:00:30,657 --> 00:00:32,075 I guess I remember that.
- 00:00:32,158 --> 00:00:33,969 Wow. And you've just been back there this whole time?
- 00:00:33,993 --> 00:00:34,994 Amazing.
- 00:00:35,412 --> 00:00:37,139 Well, we don't have time to take him to Earth, Morty.
- 00:00:37,163 --> 00:00:39,249 Head for 3924917.
- 00:00:39,332 --> 00:00:40,625 Cool!
- 00:00:40,709 --> 00:00:43,044 Looks like I'm coming along for an adventure!
- 00:00:43,128 --> 00:00:44,421 Yep.
- 00:00:46,381 --> 00:00:47,525 This is where we're going?
- 00:00:47,549 --> 00:00:48,550 Nope.
- 00:00:49,050 --> 00:00:50,260 <i>This</i> is.
- 00:00:50,343 --> 00:00:51,928 You can park in a handicap spot, Morty.
- 00:00:52,011 --> 00:00:53,371 Anything with less than eight limbs
- 00:00:53,430 --> 00:00:55,724 is considered disabled here.
- 00:00:59,769 --> 00:01:03,356 Well, look at this fella. Aren't you handsome?
- 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:04,524 Thank you.
- 00:01:04,607 --> 00:01:07,068 - I'm Jerry. - Oh, I know you are.
- 00:01:07,152 --> 00:01:09,529 Did you come here in a spaceship?
- 00:01:09,612 --> 00:01:12,073 I'm traveling with my son and father-in-law.
- 00:01:12,157 --> 00:01:13,408 W-wait. Are they coming?
- 00:01:13,491 --> 00:01:14,617 Oh, they'll be back soon.
- 00:01:14,701 --> 00:01:15,785 What?!
- 00:01:19,330 --> 00:01:20,582 I don't know how this works!
- 00:01:20,665 --> 00:01:21,541 Help me!
- 00:01:21,624 --> 00:01:23,293 What the hell?!
- 00:01:23,376 --> 00:01:24,627 I know, right?
- 00:01:24,711 --> 00:01:26,129 Oh, what the hell?!
- 00:01:26,212 --> 00:01:27,464 I know, right?
- 00:01:27,547 --> 00:01:28,673 Jerryboree!?
- 00:01:28,757 --> 00:01:30,467 You created a day care for my Dad?
- 00:01:30,550 --> 00:01:32,469 Are you kidding? I wish I had this idea.
- 00:01:32,552 --> 00:01:34,137 Well, I <i>did</i> have this idea,
- 00:01:34,220 --> 00:01:36,431 but I wish I was the version of me that owned it.
- 00:01:36,514 --> 00:01:38,141 That guy's rich.
- 00:01:38,224 --> 00:01:39,785 Don't forget to check the reason for your drop-off.
- 00:01:39,809 --> 00:01:42,353 Trust me, Morty, I've heard stories from other Ricks.
- 00:01:42,437 --> 00:01:45,023 Jerrys don't tend to last five minutes off of earth.
- 00:01:45,106 --> 00:01:47,734 This is a totally unregistered cross-temporal asteroid.
- 00:01:47,817 --> 00:01:50,403 Here, they can romp and play with other Jerrys.
- 00:01:50,487 --> 00:01:51,529 He couldn't be safer.
- 00:01:51,613 --> 00:01:53,156 Hey, Morty, hang on to this.
- 00:01:53,239 --> 00:01:54,657 That number's your dad.
- 00:01:54,741 --> 00:01:56,927 If you lose it, we're not gonna be able to get him back.
- 00:01:56,951 --> 00:02:00,371 ♪♪
- 00:02:28,775 --> 00:02:31,402 ♪♪
- 00:02:37,575 --> 00:02:39,452 - Okay, wait here. - I want to come with.
- 00:02:39,536 --> 00:02:41,162 Don't come with. It's boring.
- 00:02:41,246 --> 00:02:42,598 It's... It's business stuff.
- 00:02:42,622 --> 00:02:44,308 What kind of business do you do in a garage?
- 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:45,601 You know, this seems a little shady.
- 00:02:45,625 --> 00:02:47,502 Right, yeah, like nothing shady ever happened
- 00:02:47,585 --> 00:02:48,705 in a fully furnished office?
- 00:02:48,753 --> 00:02:50,380 You ever hear about Wall Street, Morty?
- 00:02:50,463 --> 00:02:51,589 Y-you know what those guys do
- 00:02:51,673 --> 00:02:53,341 in... in... In their fancy boardrooms?
- 00:02:53,424 --> 00:02:55,384 They take their balls and they dip them in cocaine
- 00:02:55,426 --> 00:02:56,737 and wipe them all over each other.
- 00:02:56,761 --> 00:02:57,961 You know, Grandpa goes around,
- 00:02:58,012 --> 00:02:59,806 and he does his business in public,
- 00:02:59,889 --> 00:03:01,558 because Grandpa isn't shady.
- 00:03:01,641 --> 00:03:02,976 Aw, crap.
- 00:03:03,059 --> 00:03:03,977 Hey, what's up?
- 00:03:04,060 --> 00:03:05,603 Hey, Rick!
- 00:03:05,687 --> 00:03:07,438 Here you go... 3,000 flerbos.
- 00:03:07,522 --> 00:03:08,690 Do you have the weapon?
- 00:03:08,773 --> 00:03:09,816 C-can we please?
- 00:03:09,899 --> 00:03:11,568 This is my grandson, Morty.
- 00:03:11,651 --> 00:03:13,319 Oh, hi, Morty. I'm Krombopulos Michael.
- 00:03:13,403 --> 00:03:15,488 I'm an assassin. I buy guns from your grandpa.
- 00:03:15,572 --> 00:03:16,739 Here. Go away.
- 00:03:16,823 --> 00:03:18,408 Ooh! Yeah, this looks deadly.
- 00:03:18,491 --> 00:03:19,826 So, this shoots antimatter?
- 00:03:19,909 --> 00:03:22,287 My target can't be killed with regular matter.
- 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:23,580 Nice to meet you, Morty.
- 00:03:23,663 --> 00:03:24,765 Listen, if you ever need anybody murdered,
- 00:03:24,789 --> 00:03:26,499 please give me a call.
- 00:03:26,583 --> 00:03:27,601 - I'm very discreet. - You're g-giving him a card?!
- 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:28,793 I have no code of ethics.
- 00:03:28,877 --> 00:03:30,587 I will kill anyone, anywhere...
- 00:03:30,670 --> 00:03:33,339 Children, animals, old people... Doesn't matter.
- 00:03:33,423 --> 00:03:34,632 I just love killing.
- 00:03:34,716 --> 00:03:36,885 You sell weapons to killers for money?
- 00:03:36,968 --> 00:03:39,304 You've got what the intergalactic call
- 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:40,805 a very planetary mind-set, Morty.
- 00:03:40,889 --> 00:03:42,682 It's more complicated out here.
- 00:03:42,765 --> 00:03:43,975 These are flerbos.
- 00:03:44,058 --> 00:03:45,938 Do you understand what two humans can accomplish
- 00:03:46,019 --> 00:03:47,979 with 3,000 of these? - Uh, what?
- 00:03:48,062 --> 00:03:52,483 An entire afternoon at Blips and Chitz!
- 00:03:52,567 --> 00:03:53,860 Oh, this place is the best.
- 00:03:53,943 --> 00:03:55,612 It's got beer, games, prizes,
- 00:03:55,695 --> 00:03:57,739 and you can never tell what time it is.
- 00:03:57,822 --> 00:04:00,658 You sold a gun to a murderer so you could play video games?!
- 00:04:00,742 --> 00:04:03,620 Yeah, sure, I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around,
- 00:04:03,703 --> 00:04:05,580 you can make anything sound bad, Morty.
- 00:04:05,663 --> 00:04:07,457 Here, check this out.
- 00:04:08,666 --> 00:04:10,126 Aah!
- 00:04:10,209 --> 00:04:11,419 Roy, what's wrong?
- 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:12,795 I had a nightmare.
- 00:04:12,879 --> 00:04:14,881 I was with an old man.
- 00:04:14,964 --> 00:04:16,758 He put a helmet on me.
- 00:04:16,841 --> 00:04:19,010 It's just a fever. Get some sleep.
- 00:04:19,093 --> 00:04:21,095 I don't want you missing school on Monday.
- 00:04:23,431 --> 00:04:25,075 I want you kids to look around you today
- 00:04:25,099 --> 00:04:26,935 and think about your future.
- 00:04:27,018 --> 00:04:29,771 Now is the time in your life when anything is possible.
- 00:04:29,854 --> 00:04:30,956 Spiraling perfectly!
- 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:32,523 It's gonna be caught by Roy Parsons!
- 00:04:32,607 --> 00:04:33,650 Roy Parsons is at the 20!
- 00:04:33,733 --> 00:04:34,776 Now he's at the 10!
- 00:04:34,859 --> 00:04:36,611 Nothing can stop Roy "The Rocket"!
- 00:04:36,694 --> 00:04:38,613 - Touchdown!
- 00:04:38,696 --> 00:04:40,740 I just think it's time to get realistic.
- 00:04:40,823 --> 00:04:43,493 Have you talked to my father about the Carpet Store?
- 00:04:43,576 --> 00:04:44,577 Roy?
- 00:04:47,914 --> 00:04:50,917 Had we caught it sooner... Well, hindsight is 20/20, Roy.
- 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,419 What's important is that we move quickly.
- 00:04:54,712 --> 00:04:56,798 I'm not ready to die.
- 00:04:56,881 --> 00:04:58,049 You're not going to.
- 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:03,846 Yeah! Whoo! Yeah!
- 00:05:06,891 --> 00:05:08,601 Hey, thanks for the carpet, Roy.
- 00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:13,815 Hey, Roy, you pulled those Persian off-white shags
- 00:05:13,898 --> 00:05:15,191 for the clearance sale?
- 00:05:17,986 --> 00:05:19,946 Whoa. Sh... Shit!
- 00:05:20,029 --> 00:05:21,072 Oh!
- 00:05:22,156 --> 00:05:23,156 Whoa! What the hell?!
- 00:05:23,199 --> 00:05:24,659 W-w-where am I?!
- 00:05:24,742 --> 00:05:26,220 - What in the hell?! - 55 years. Not bad, Morty.
- 00:05:26,244 --> 00:05:27,829 You kind of wasted your 30s, though,
- 00:05:27,912 --> 00:05:29,223 with that whole bird-watching phase.
- 00:05:29,247 --> 00:05:30,247 W-where's my wife?!
- 00:05:30,289 --> 00:05:31,642 Morty, you were just playing a game.
- 00:05:31,666 --> 00:05:32,542 It's called "Roy."
- 00:05:32,625 --> 00:05:33,418 Snap out of it. Come on.
- 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:35,336 I'm Morty. You're Rick.
- 00:05:35,420 --> 00:05:37,260 Hey! You sold a gun to a guy that kills people!
- 00:05:37,296 --> 00:05:38,798 Look at this... You beat cancer,
- 00:05:38,881 --> 00:05:40,818 and then you went back to work at the carpet store?
- 00:05:40,842 --> 00:05:41,759 Boo!
- 00:05:41,843 --> 00:05:43,177 D-don't dodge the issue, Rick!
- 00:05:43,261 --> 00:05:45,847 Selling a gun to a hit man is the same as pulling the trigger!
- 00:05:45,930 --> 00:05:47,432 It's also the same as doing nothing.
- 00:05:47,515 --> 00:05:49,308 If Krombopulos Michael wants someone dead,
- 00:05:49,392 --> 00:05:51,269 there's not a lot anyone can do to stop him.
- 00:05:51,352 --> 00:05:52,770 That's why he does it for a living.
- 00:05:52,854 --> 00:05:55,565 Now excuse me. It's time to thrash your "Roy" score.
- 00:05:55,648 --> 00:05:57,501 You know, you could stop this killing from happening, Rick!
- 00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:59,336 You know, you did a bad thing selling that gun,
- 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:01,112 but you could undo it if you wanted.
- 00:06:01,195 --> 00:06:02,339 Uh-huh, yeah, that's the difference
- 00:06:02,363 --> 00:06:03,698 between you and me, Morty.
- 00:06:03,781 --> 00:06:05,175 I never go back to the carpet store.
- 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:06,325 Holy shit!
- 00:06:06,409 --> 00:06:07,678 This guy's taking Roy off the grid!
- 00:06:09,037 --> 00:06:11,056 This guy doesn't have a social security number for Roy!
- 00:06:17,086 --> 00:06:18,129 Hi. I'm sorry.
- 00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:19,606 I think there was a misunderstanding.
- 00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:21,549 I'm an adult and would like to go home, please.
- 00:06:21,632 --> 00:06:24,886 Well, of course. Right through that tube.
- 00:06:24,969 --> 00:06:26,471 Unbelievable.
- 00:06:28,347 --> 00:06:29,515 You're doing great.
- 00:06:29,599 --> 00:06:31,267 I know how to crawl in a tube.
- 00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:33,686 Come on.
- 00:06:33,770 --> 00:06:34,770 Oh.
- 00:06:34,812 --> 00:06:35,972 This is harder than it looks.
- 00:06:36,022 --> 00:06:37,023 Whoa!
- 00:06:38,649 --> 00:06:40,068 - Marco? - Polo!
- 00:06:40,151 --> 00:06:41,402 Marco?
- 00:06:41,486 --> 00:06:42,904 Come find me.
- 00:06:42,987 --> 00:06:44,072 Marco?
- 00:06:44,155 --> 00:06:45,364 You guys are enjoying this?
- 00:06:45,448 --> 00:06:47,408 Don't you feel a little patronized?
- 00:06:47,492 --> 00:06:48,367 How so?
- 00:06:48,451 --> 00:06:49,952 - Jerry! - Beth.
- 00:06:50,036 --> 00:06:51,746 Oh, come on. This is ridiculous.
- 00:06:51,829 --> 00:06:54,082 I love you, Jerry.
- 00:06:54,165 --> 00:06:55,750 Aw, Beth.
- 00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:58,419 Who wants to come watch "Midnight Run"
- 00:06:58,503 --> 00:07:00,963 with Director's commentary on?
- 00:07:01,047 --> 00:07:02,465 - Yeah! - Definitely.
- 00:07:02,548 --> 00:07:05,384 First one there gets to adjust the picture setting!
- 00:07:05,468 --> 00:07:07,720 The factory tint setting is always too high!
- 00:07:07,804 --> 00:07:08,805 Out of my way.
- 00:07:08,888 --> 00:07:10,288 The tint setting is always too high.
- 00:07:14,352 --> 00:07:17,021 ♪♪
- 00:07:25,363 --> 00:07:27,031 Oh, boy. Here I go killing again.
- 00:07:31,911 --> 00:07:32,954 Aah!
- 00:07:34,914 --> 00:07:36,082 Aah!
- 00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:41,379 - Arh!
- 00:07:44,173 --> 00:07:45,299 Aah!
- 00:07:48,177 --> 00:07:49,929 - Aah!
- 00:08:00,773 --> 00:08:04,569 <i>You ha ve arrived at Krombopulos Michael.</i>
- 00:08:04,652 --> 00:08:06,279 <i>Your destination is below.</i>
- 00:08:06,362 --> 00:08:08,698 We're all out of off-white Persian.
- 00:08:09,615 --> 00:08:11,617 Oh, man! W-w-what have I done?!
- 00:08:11,701 --> 00:08:13,327 - Drop the gun. - You don't understand!
- 00:08:13,411 --> 00:08:14,691 This guy was gonna kill someone!
- 00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:16,455 I guess that makes two of us.
- 00:08:17,582 --> 00:08:18,583 Aah!
- 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:20,626 What are you doing, Morty?
- 00:08:20,710 --> 00:08:22,146 This is a Galactic Federation outpost!
- 00:08:22,170 --> 00:08:24,380 Look, I don't have time to tell you my entire backstory,
- 00:08:24,463 --> 00:08:26,108 but Grandpa and government don't get along.
- 00:08:26,132 --> 00:08:27,717 He saved my life.
- 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,302 - What? - Huh?! Whoa!
- 00:08:29,385 --> 00:08:31,762 Are you Krombopulos Michael's target?
- 00:08:31,846 --> 00:08:32,972 W-what's your name?
- 00:08:33,055 --> 00:08:34,974 My kind has no use for names.
- 00:08:35,057 --> 00:08:38,603 I communicate through what you call "Jessica's Feet"...
- 00:08:38,686 --> 00:08:40,354 No, "Telepathy."
- 00:08:40,438 --> 00:08:41,480 Oh, good job, Morty.
- 00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:43,024 Y-you killed my best customer,
- 00:08:43,107 --> 00:08:44,942 but you saved a mind-reading Fart.
- 00:08:45,026 --> 00:08:46,861 I like this name... Fart.
- 00:08:46,944 --> 00:08:48,905 Morty, would you kindly release me
- 00:08:48,988 --> 00:08:51,574 by pulling that lever to the left of my cell?
- 00:08:51,657 --> 00:08:53,492 I am in great pain.
- 00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:55,536 Morty, don't do it.
- 00:08:55,620 --> 00:08:56,621 Morty...
- 00:08:57,705 --> 00:08:58,807 - Morty, you idiot.
- 00:08:58,831 --> 00:09:00,416 Oh, crap. Let's get you out of here!
- 00:09:00,499 --> 00:09:02,102 We can't get him out of here. He's gaseous.
- 00:09:02,126 --> 00:09:03,966 He's not gonna make it through a portal, Morty.
- 00:09:04,045 --> 00:09:05,939 Well, then, I guess we're all getting in the car.
- 00:09:05,963 --> 00:09:07,298 Right, uh... - Fart.
- 00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:09,091 No! Just... J-just get in the car!
- 00:09:09,175 --> 00:09:10,176 Morty, come on.
- 00:09:10,259 --> 00:09:11,653 I want to go back to Blips and Chitz.
- 00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:12,779 I don't want to deal with this.
- 00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:14,031 Rick, you've been clear on the fact
- 00:09:14,055 --> 00:09:15,699 that you don't want to help, so just go away.
- 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,350 More are coming.
- 00:09:17,433 --> 00:09:19,310 Screw this. I'm out.
- 00:09:22,688 --> 00:09:25,191 Whoa! Come on, come on!
- 00:09:25,274 --> 00:09:28,152 Get out of the vehicle made of garbage or we will open fire!
- 00:09:29,278 --> 00:09:30,529 Um, um, um, um!
- 00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:31,906 Open fire!
- 00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:33,241 Aah!
- 00:09:42,041 --> 00:09:46,796 Stupid-ass, Fart-saving, carpet-store motherfucker. Move!
- 00:09:46,879 --> 00:09:48,547 Wait, did you fuck with my seat settings?
- 00:09:51,092 --> 00:09:52,927 More are coming.
- 00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:55,263 Rick!
- 00:09:55,346 --> 00:09:56,472 Yeah, yeah.
- 00:10:04,272 --> 00:10:06,649 Your geldon convertor is pretty dinged up.
- 00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:09,610 That's because my grandson drives like a male Obravadian.
- 00:10:09,694 --> 00:10:12,196 Yeah, I said it... some stereotypes are based in fact.
- 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:14,615 Actually, it's because of years of neglect.
- 00:10:14,699 --> 00:10:17,034 You really need to respect your gears, Rick.
- 00:10:17,118 --> 00:10:18,637 To you, they're just wheels with teeth,
- 00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:20,788 but in my culture, wars have been fought...
- 00:10:20,871 --> 00:10:22,581 So I've heard. Just fix it.
- 00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:24,583 I don't think the Gromflamites can track us now,
- 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,627 but it looks like we're gonna be here for a while.
- 00:10:26,711 --> 00:10:29,380 Or, you know, if you still have that gun K. Michael dropped,
- 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:31,257 we could finish the job and go home.
- 00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:33,050 You do understand I'm telepathic, right
- 00:10:33,134 --> 00:10:34,343 I'm being polite.
- 00:10:34,427 --> 00:10:36,220 Rick, we're taking him back where he belongs.
- 00:10:36,304 --> 00:10:37,680 Oh, yeah? Where's that?
- 00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:39,324 Are you going on a quest to find he who smelt it?
- 00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:41,726 I came here accidentally through a wormhole
- 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:44,895 located in what you call "Get out of my head, Fart.
- 00:10:44,979 --> 00:10:47,189 I know you're in here. La-la-la-la..."
- 00:10:47,273 --> 00:10:49,984 No, in what you call the Promethean Nebula.
- 00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:53,154 Oh, great. Just a hop, skip, and an 800-light-year jump.
- 00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:55,656 You know, you can leave anytime you want, Rick.
- 00:10:55,740 --> 00:10:57,592 Whatever you want to do, you little punk-ass little bitch.
- 00:10:57,616 --> 00:10:58,909 Thank you, Morty.
- 00:10:58,993 --> 00:11:01,746 You are not like other carbon-based life-forms.
- 00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:04,206 You put the value of all life above your own.
- 00:11:04,290 --> 00:11:05,750 It's how things should be.
- 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:06,876 It's how they <i>could</i> be.
- 00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:09,086 I could not agree more.
- 00:11:09,170 --> 00:11:11,881 ♪ The worlds can be one together ♪
- 00:11:11,964 --> 00:11:14,675 ♪ Cosmos without hatred ♪
- 00:11:14,759 --> 00:11:18,429 ♪ Stars like diamonds in your eyes ♪
- 00:11:21,807 --> 00:11:23,642 ♪ The ground can be space ♪
- 00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:27,021 ♪ Space, space, space, space ♪
- 00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:32,443 ♪ With feet marching towards a peaceful sky ♪
- 00:11:34,028 --> 00:11:38,699 ♪ All the moon men want things their way ♪
- 00:11:39,992 --> 00:11:44,413 ♪ But we make sure they see the sun ♪
- 00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:51,420 ♪ Goodbye, moon men ♪
- 00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:58,344 ♪ You say goodbye, moon men ♪
- 00:11:58,427 --> 00:12:00,763 ♪ Goodbye... ♪
- 00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:02,139 Shut the fuck up about moon men!
- 00:12:02,223 --> 00:12:03,432 This isn't a musical number.
- 00:12:03,516 --> 00:12:05,101 This is a fucking operation.
- 00:12:05,184 --> 00:12:07,436 We got to be cool and fucking lay low.
- 00:12:10,356 --> 00:12:12,066 Duck, duck, birdie?
- 00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:14,527 That's very funny!
- 00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:17,071 Here comes another funny.
- 00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,784 Oh, this place is great.
- 00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:24,078 I almost wish I could stay longer than one day.
- 00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:25,413 You just might.
- 00:12:25,496 --> 00:12:26,539 W-what do you mean?
- 00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:30,876 These are the Jerrys whose Ricks and Mortys never came back.
- 00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:37,091 They live here now.
- 00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,175 Uh.
- 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:52,398 <i>No gear-turnings as of yet in the curious case</i>
- 00:12:52,481 --> 00:12:54,442 <i>of these unidentified humanoid fugitives,</i>
- 00:12:54,525 --> 00:12:56,986 <i>reportedly at large somewhere within the gear system.</i>
- 00:12:57,069 --> 00:12:58,237 Son of a...
- 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,197 Why were the Gromflamites holding you prisoner?
- 00:13:00,281 --> 00:13:01,949 What the fuck is so valuable about you?
- 00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:04,410 I am no more valuable than life itself.
- 00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:07,538 However, I am able to alter the composition of atoms,
- 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:08,831 like this.
- 00:13:09,915 --> 00:13:11,542 That was oxygen.
- 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,544 I added 71 protons to it.
- 00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:16,547 Terrific. The Fart that pooped gold.
- 00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,799 No wonder every cop in the system is looking for us.
- 00:13:18,883 --> 00:13:20,593 Any species that gets a hold of this thing
- 00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:22,428 is gonna use it to take over the galaxy.
- 00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:24,591 You know how inconvenient that's gonna be to my work?
- 00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:29,727 Somebody dropped the dime on us.
- 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:30,810 Gearhead!
- 00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,021 I'm sorry, Rick.
- 00:13:32,104 --> 00:13:34,356 The reward on your head is too high.
- 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:35,733 And like you always say,
- 00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:37,860 you got to look out for number one.
- 00:13:37,943 --> 00:13:39,570 Number one is me, asshole!
- 00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:40,988 You're supposed to be my friend!
- 00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:44,241 Friend?! Do you even know my real name?
- 00:13:44,325 --> 00:13:47,036 It's Revolio Clockberg Junior.
- 00:13:47,119 --> 00:13:49,663 I belong to an entire species of gear people.
- 00:13:49,747 --> 00:13:50,998 Calling me "Gearhead"
- 00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:54,168 is like calling a Chinese person "Asia face."
- 00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:55,461 No! Not twigs!
- 00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:02,259 Two things I want to make clear to everybody in this room...
- 00:14:02,343 --> 00:14:04,386 Never betray me, and it's time to go.
- 00:14:09,517 --> 00:14:10,392 Nobody move!
- 00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:13,979 Oh, my god. Are those...
- 00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:18,776 ♪♪
- 00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:36,269 Hey, Morty, remember when you said
- 00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:38,254 selling a gun was as bad as pulling the trigger?
- 00:14:38,337 --> 00:14:39,648 How do you feel about all these people
- 00:14:39,672 --> 00:14:41,691 that are getting killed today because of your choices?
- 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,133 I did the right thing, Rick!
- 00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:45,511 - Tell that to Gearhead's gearsticles. - You did that!
- 00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:47,930 Wrong! I'd be playing "Roy" right now.
- 00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:50,307 At a certain point, my hands are tied, Morty.
- 00:14:53,394 --> 00:14:55,062 I can't believe Rick did this.
- 00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:57,231 This is the eighth to the last straw. - Ante up.
- 00:14:57,314 --> 00:14:58,732 You know what? Screw it!
- 00:14:58,816 --> 00:15:00,651 I have a better gamble for you guys.
- 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:03,654 I say we escape.
- 00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:06,031 If you want to leave, you can just go out the front door.
- 00:15:06,115 --> 00:15:08,117 You think we're kept here against our will?
- 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,827 That would be illegal.
- 00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:12,913 But if you can leave, then why are you still here?
- 00:15:12,997 --> 00:15:15,374 Same reason as you.
- 00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:16,875 We're Jerrys.
- 00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:20,170 I'm leaving.
- 00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:22,923 Okay, then. That was always allowed.
- 00:15:23,007 --> 00:15:24,341 ♪♪
- 00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:31,056 Morty, take the wheel!
- 00:15:32,016 --> 00:15:33,016 - Whoa! - Whoa!
- 00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:34,143 Geez! Damn it, Morty!
- 00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:35,453 Who taught you to fly this thing?
- 00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:37,271 I'm kidding. I know that's on me.
- 00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:39,148 Um, Rick!
- 00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:40,231 Shit.
- 00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:41,317 Well, I guess this is it.
- 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,319 Morty, crack the window.
- 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:52,411 I wonder why Greg is always so critical of my girlfriend.
- 00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:55,122 Well, he'd probably like to have me to himself.
- 00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:56,498 That's how friends are.
- 00:15:56,582 --> 00:16:00,044 Or does he want <i>her</i> to himself?
- 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:02,880 ♪ The worlds can be one together ♪
- 00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:05,966 ♪ Cosmos without hatred ♪
- 00:16:06,050 --> 00:16:09,845 ♪ Stars like diamonds in your eyes ♪
- 00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,014 My life is a fucking joke!
- 00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:17,102 ♪ Goodbye, moon men ♪
- 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:24,401 ♪ You say goodbye, moon men ♪
- 00:16:24,485 --> 00:16:30,991 ♪ Goodbye, moon men ♪
- 00:16:34,078 --> 00:16:36,080 All right. Let's proceed.
- 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,206 Damn.
- 00:16:37,289 --> 00:16:39,166 Can't blame that on the dog.
- 00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:40,584 Talk about silent but deadly.
- 00:16:40,668 --> 00:16:42,336 I-I've seen some nerve gas,
- 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,630 but that... This gas got nerve!
- 00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:46,113 You know what I'm saying?
- 00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:47,692 - Are you done? - I'll let you know, Morty.
- 00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:49,343 Gone with the wind! Am I right?!
- 00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:51,095 If you don't like that one, Morty,
- 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,472 an alt on that could be, like, if I said "Gasablanca"!
- 00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:54,640 All right, I'm done.
- 00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:57,393 Let's get to the Promethean Nebula,
- 00:16:57,476 --> 00:16:59,228 so my grandson can finish saving a life!
- 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,405 Glagga blag blag.
- 00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:11,490 Um, Earth, please?
- 00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:16,120 Is this... Do I pay?
- 00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:17,246 Agga blag blag blag!
- 00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:21,333 Oh, I'm sorry, sorry!
- 00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:25,129 Ohh.
- 00:17:25,629 --> 00:17:26,672 Hmm.
- 00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:27,673 Mm, hey.
- 00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,091 Aah!
- 00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:31,510 Agga blag blag?
- 00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:32,678 Oh, uh, hey. What?
- 00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:34,388 - Agga blag! - Uh, what do you want?
- 00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:36,306 - Agga blag blag... - Ohh!
- 00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:37,433 Uh...
- 00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:03,667 Hey. Are you the one that left?
- 00:18:05,461 --> 00:18:06,545 I get it.
- 00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:08,505 It's a... It's a hassle out there.
- 00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:11,175 Right? And who needs that?
- 00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:12,468 - Right? - Right?
- 00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:14,303 - Not me. - Who needs that?
- 00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:15,304 Ho, ho! Not us.
- 00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:16,722 Uh, who are you?
- 00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:19,308 Oh, excuse me. Paul Fleischman.
- 00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:20,768 Infinite timelines.
- 00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:22,311 In some of them, Beth remarries.
- 00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:23,395 - Geez. - Don't worry.
- 00:18:23,479 --> 00:18:24,772 I treat Beth very well,
- 00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:26,857 and I do not overstep my bounds with Morty.
- 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,735 Every kid needs a dad, but there's no replacing you.
- 00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:31,458 Hey, you want to give us a hand with this?
- 00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,339 We're trying to figure out how to get the sound
- 00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:34,883 coming through the stereo instead of the TV.
- 00:18:34,907 --> 00:18:36,492 I-I-It's very difficult.
- 00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:38,827 Oh! Uh, well, is there an aux input?
- 00:18:38,911 --> 00:18:41,163 We tried that, but there's two different colors.
- 00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:42,623 But there's two different colors.
- 00:18:47,795 --> 00:18:50,839 The wormhole is 70 of what you call "meters"
- 00:18:50,923 --> 00:18:53,342 what you call "North" of what you call "Here."
- 00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:56,345 Fine. Morty, take your Fart to his hole and say your goodbyes.
- 00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:59,306 I'm gonna find some fuel and take a big, fat Morty.
- 00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:01,809 That's my new word for shit because of today's events.
- 00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:03,936 ♪♪
- 00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:09,691 Here it is.
- 00:19:09,775 --> 00:19:12,361 This should take me back to my kind.
- 00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:14,905 I'm gonna miss you, um, Fart.
- 00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:16,657 I'm really sorry your name became Fart.
- 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:19,326 - I will be back soon, Morty. - Really?
- 00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:21,954 After I return to the others with this location,
- 00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:23,914 we will be back for your cleansing.
- 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,707 Um, cleansing?
- 00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:28,710 Carbon-based life is a threat to all higher life.
- 00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:31,255 To us, you are what you would call a disease.
- 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,298 Wherever we discover you, we cure it.
- 00:19:33,382 --> 00:19:35,717 You said yourself that life must be protected,
- 00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:37,511 even though sacrifice.
- 00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:39,805 You haven't changed your mind about that.
- 00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:42,015 I can sense your thoughts.
- 00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:43,100 Morty?
- 00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:48,397 Um, before you go, could you sing a...
- 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:49,690 C-could you sing for me again?
- 00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:51,608 Yes, Morty.
- 00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:54,611 ♪ Cosmos without hatred ♪
- 00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:57,906 ♪ Diamond stars of cosmic light ♪
- 00:19:57,990 --> 00:20:02,744 ♪ Quasars shine through endless night ♪
- 00:20:02,828 --> 00:20:08,959 ♪ And everything is one in the beauty ♪
- 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,753 ♪ And now we say goodbye ♪
- 00:20:11,837 --> 00:20:12,838 Aah!
- 00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:18,051 Morty, why? Why?
- 00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:25,642 Goodbye.
- 00:20:26,435 --> 00:20:28,687 So, did you guys make out a little bit?
- 00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:30,647 Is he gonna send you a postcard?
- 00:20:30,731 --> 00:20:33,609 Man, that guy hit the lottery when he crossed paths with you.
- 00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:36,486 Morty, I know I picked on your core beliefs
- 00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:37,905 and decision making a lot today,
- 00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:39,090 but I am glad that you insisted
- 00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:40,741 on getting that Fart home.
- 00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:42,010 You know, at least all the death and destruction
- 00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:43,827 wasn't for nothing, you know?
- 00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:46,496 You miss your Fart friend, huh?
- 00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:48,141 Well, I got a little surprise for you, buddy.
- 00:20:48,165 --> 00:20:49,845 While you were gone, I found a new wormhole
- 00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:51,853 with millions of beings just like him on the other side,
- 00:20:51,877 --> 00:20:53,062 and they're all coming to visit.
- 00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,630 What?! Rick, no! You can't!
- 00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:55,940 Too late, Morty. The hole's opening.
- 00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:57,341 No, Rick! You don't understand.
- 00:20:59,051 --> 00:21:01,251 There's... there's a lot more where that came from, too.
- 00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,142 Hey, hey, bro, how many people
- 00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:09,061 was your Morty responsible for killing today?
- 00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:11,104 None. We chilled at Blips and Chitz all day.
- 00:21:11,188 --> 00:21:12,522 Ain't that right, homey?
- 00:21:12,606 --> 00:21:14,775 Darn right, bro! "Roy" rules!
- 00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:17,194 Must be nice.
- 00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:19,613 Hey, Morty, there's our Jerry.
- 00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:22,074 Mm! I missed you. Hey, Rick.
- 00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:23,283 Glad you're safe, Jerry.
- 00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:25,994 What do you say we go home? - I'd like that.
- 00:21:26,078 --> 00:21:28,080 Hey, wait. Uh, do you have 5126?
- 00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:30,666 Uh, I'm not sure. Morty.
- 00:21:30,749 --> 00:21:32,626 Uh, that's a Blips and Chitz ticket.
- 00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:34,503 - What?! - Way to go, Morty.
- 00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:35,754 Eh, whatever.
- 00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:37,756 - Uh, w-wait. What? - Uh, w-wait. What?
- 00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:39,479 Come on, Jerry. All right. Come on, Jerry.
- 00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:42,552 ♪♪
- 00:22:10,831 --> 00:22:13,125 <i>Are you tired of the same daily droll?</i>
- 00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:15,419 <i>Well, get on over to Blips and Chitz!</i>
- 00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,379 <i>We got, uh, one game.</i>
- 00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:18,797 <i>We got a whole bunch ofgames here.</i>
- 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:21,341 <i>You can... we got Chabos and Flobos,</i>
- 00:22:21,425 --> 00:22:22,676 <i>and you can shoot things!</i>
- 00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:24,886 <i>Get over here! Play the games!</i>
- 00:22:24,970 --> 00:22:26,847 <i>Uh, use your flerbos to get tickets!</i>
- 00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:29,099 <i>"Roy 2" just got here.</i>
- 00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:31,393 <i>Get over here at Jitz and Chitz!</i>
- 00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:33,103 It's the coolest place in the world.
- 00:22:34,187 --> 00:22:35,507 Uh, I get to be in the commercial!
- 00:22:39,151 --> 00:22:40,271 Did you get any of that?
- 00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:42,252 It's a good show.
- 00:00:01,127 --> 00:00:03,046 RICK: Learning to fly this thing, Morty,
- 00:00:03,129 --> 00:00:04,148 is gonna be really liberating.
- 00:00:04,172 --> 00:00:05,590 You know, you're gonna be free
- 00:00:05,674 --> 00:00:07,068 to go on all kinds of errands for me. - Cool.
- 00:00:07,092 --> 00:00:08,259 See that planet right there?
- 00:00:08,343 --> 00:00:09,886 Don't fly too close to that planet.
- 00:00:09,969 --> 00:00:11,405 Someone will come out and try to wash your windshield.
- 00:00:11,429 --> 00:00:12,555 [Ringtone plays]
- 00:00:12,639 --> 00:00:14,432 Hold on. [cellphone beeps]
- 00:00:14,516 --> 00:00:15,892 Yeah? Yeah, I have it.
- 00:00:15,975 --> 00:00:17,227 Where do you want to meet?
- 00:00:17,310 --> 00:00:18,454 All right, cool. [cellphone beeps]
- 00:00:18,478 --> 00:00:19,854 All right, Morty, lesson's over.
- 00:00:19,938 --> 00:00:21,218 We got some business to attend to
- 00:00:21,272 --> 00:00:22,541 a few light minutes south of here.
- 00:00:22,565 --> 00:00:23,983 Oh, you still use south in space?
- 00:00:24,067 --> 00:00:25,068 Whoa! Jesus, Jerry!
- 00:00:25,151 --> 00:00:26,653 What the hell are you doing here?!
- 00:00:26,736 --> 00:00:27,821 What are you talking about?
- 00:00:27,904 --> 00:00:29,544 We agreed a boy's father should be present
- 00:00:29,572 --> 00:00:30,633 when he's learning to drive.
- 00:00:30,657 --> 00:00:32,075 I guess I remember that.
- 00:00:32,158 --> 00:00:33,969 Wow. And you've just been back there this whole time?
- 00:00:33,993 --> 00:00:34,994 Amazing.
- 00:00:35,412 --> 00:00:37,139 Well, we don't have time to take him to Earth, Morty.
- 00:00:37,163 --> 00:00:39,249 Head for 3924917.
- 00:00:39,332 --> 00:00:40,625 Cool! [laughs]
- 00:00:40,709 --> 00:00:43,044 Looks like I'm coming along for an adventure!
- 00:00:43,128 --> 00:00:44,421 Yep. [sighs]
- 00:00:46,381 --> 00:00:47,525 MORTY: This is where we're going?
- 00:00:47,549 --> 00:00:48,550 RICK: Nope.
- 00:00:49,050 --> 00:00:50,260 <i>This</i> is.
- 00:00:50,343 --> 00:00:51,928 You can park in a handicap spot, Morty.
- 00:00:52,011 --> 00:00:53,371 Anything with less than eight limbs
- 00:00:53,430 --> 00:00:55,724 is considered disabled here.
- 00:00:59,769 --> 00:01:03,356 WOMAN: Well, look at this fella. Aren't you handsome?
- 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:04,524 Thank you. [chuckles]
- 00:01:04,607 --> 00:01:07,068 - I'm Jerry. - Oh, I know you are.
- 00:01:07,152 --> 00:01:09,529 Did you come here in a spaceship?
- 00:01:09,612 --> 00:01:12,073 I'm traveling with my son and father-in-law.
- 00:01:12,157 --> 00:01:13,408 W-wait. Are they coming?
- 00:01:13,491 --> 00:01:14,617 Oh, they'll be back soon.
- 00:01:14,701 --> 00:01:15,785 What?!
- 00:01:19,330 --> 00:01:20,582 I don't know how this works!
- 00:01:20,665 --> 00:01:21,541 Help me!
- 00:01:21,624 --> 00:01:23,293 What the hell?!
- 00:01:23,376 --> 00:01:24,627 I know, right?
- 00:01:24,711 --> 00:01:26,129 Oh, what the hell?!
- 00:01:26,212 --> 00:01:27,464 I know, right?
- 00:01:27,547 --> 00:01:28,673 MORTY: Jerryboree!?
- 00:01:28,757 --> 00:01:30,467 You created a day care for my Dad?
- 00:01:30,550 --> 00:01:32,469 Are you kidding? I wish I had this idea.
- 00:01:32,552 --> 00:01:34,137 Well, I <i>did</i> have this idea,
- 00:01:34,220 --> 00:01:36,431 but I wish I was the version of me that owned it.
- 00:01:36,514 --> 00:01:38,141 That guy's rich.
- 00:01:38,224 --> 00:01:39,785 Don't forget to check the reason for your drop-off.
- 00:01:39,809 --> 00:01:42,353 Trust me, Morty, I've heard stories from other Ricks.
- 00:01:42,437 --> 00:01:45,023 Jerrys don't tend to last five minutes off of earth.
- 00:01:45,106 --> 00:01:47,734 This is a totally unregistered cross-temporal asteroid.
- 00:01:47,817 --> 00:01:50,403 Here, they can romp and play with other Jerrys.
- 00:01:50,487 --> 00:01:51,529 He couldn't be safer.
- 00:01:51,613 --> 00:01:53,156 Hey, Morty, hang on to this.
- 00:01:53,239 --> 00:01:54,657 That number's your dad.
- 00:01:54,741 --> 00:01:56,927 If you lose it, we're not gonna be able to get him back.
- 00:01:56,951 --> 00:02:00,371 ♪♪
- 00:02:24,437 --> 00:02:26,523 [Electricity crackles]
- 00:02:28,775 --> 00:02:31,402 ♪♪
- 00:02:37,575 --> 00:02:39,452 - Okay, wait here. - I want to come with.
- 00:02:39,536 --> 00:02:41,162 Don't come with. It's boring.
- 00:02:41,246 --> 00:02:42,598 It's [belches]... It's business stuff.
- 00:02:42,622 --> 00:02:44,308 What kind of business do you do in a garage?
- 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:45,601 You know, this seems a little shady.
- 00:02:45,625 --> 00:02:47,502 Right, yeah, like nothing shady ever happened
- 00:02:47,585 --> 00:02:48,705 in a fully furnished office?
- 00:02:48,753 --> 00:02:50,380 You ever hear about Wall Street, Morty?
- 00:02:50,463 --> 00:02:51,589 Y-you know what those guys do
- 00:02:51,673 --> 00:02:53,341 in... in... In their fancy boardrooms?
- 00:02:53,424 --> 00:02:55,384 They take their balls and they dip them in cocaine
- 00:02:55,426 --> 00:02:56,737 and wipe them all over each other.
- 00:02:56,761 --> 00:02:57,961 You know, Grandpa goes around,
- 00:02:58,012 --> 00:02:59,806 and he does his business in public,
- 00:02:59,889 --> 00:03:01,558 because Grandpa isn't shady.
- 00:03:01,641 --> 00:03:02,976 Aw, crap.
- 00:03:03,059 --> 00:03:03,977 Hey, what's up?
- 00:03:04,060 --> 00:03:05,603 Hey, Rick! [laughs]
- 00:03:05,687 --> 00:03:07,438 Here you go... 3,000 flerbos.
- 00:03:07,522 --> 00:03:08,690 Do you have the weapon?
- 00:03:08,773 --> 00:03:09,816 C-can we please?
- 00:03:09,899 --> 00:03:11,568 This is my grandson, Morty.
- 00:03:11,651 --> 00:03:13,319 Oh, hi, Morty. I'm Krombopulos Michael.
- 00:03:13,403 --> 00:03:15,488 I'm an assassin. I buy guns from your grandpa.
- 00:03:15,572 --> 00:03:16,739 [Groans] Here. Go away.
- 00:03:16,823 --> 00:03:18,408 Ooh! Yeah, this looks deadly.
- 00:03:18,491 --> 00:03:19,826 So, this shoots antimatter?
- 00:03:19,909 --> 00:03:22,287 My target can't be killed with regular matter.
- 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:23,580 Nice to meet you, Morty.
- 00:03:23,663 --> 00:03:24,765 Listen, if you ever need anybody murdered,
- 00:03:24,789 --> 00:03:26,499 please give me a call.
- 00:03:26,583 --> 00:03:27,601 - I'm very discreet. - You're g-giving him a card?!
- 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:28,793 I have no code of ethics.
- 00:03:28,877 --> 00:03:30,587 I will kill anyone, anywhere...
- 00:03:30,670 --> 00:03:33,339 Children, animals, old people... Doesn't matter.
- 00:03:33,423 --> 00:03:34,632 I just love killing.
- 00:03:34,716 --> 00:03:36,885 You sell weapons to killers for money?
- 00:03:36,968 --> 00:03:39,304 [Groans] You've got what the intergalactic call
- 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:40,805 a very planetary mind-set, Morty.
- 00:03:40,889 --> 00:03:42,682 It's more complicated out here.
- 00:03:42,765 --> 00:03:43,975 These are flerbos.
- 00:03:44,058 --> 00:03:45,938 Do you understand what two humans can accomplish
- 00:03:46,019 --> 00:03:47,979 with 3,000 of these? - Uh, what?
- 00:03:48,062 --> 00:03:52,483 An entire afternoon at Blips and Chitz!
- 00:03:52,567 --> 00:03:53,860 Oh, this place is the best.
- 00:03:53,943 --> 00:03:55,612 It's got beer, games, prizes,
- 00:03:55,695 --> 00:03:57,739 and you can never tell what time it is.
- 00:03:57,822 --> 00:04:00,658 You sold a gun to a murderer so you could play video games?!
- 00:04:00,742 --> 00:04:03,620 Yeah, sure, I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around,
- 00:04:03,703 --> 00:04:05,580 you can make anything sound bad, Morty.
- 00:04:05,663 --> 00:04:07,457 - Here, check this out. - [coin drops]
- 00:04:07,540 --> 00:04:08,583 [Whoosh!]
- 00:04:08,666 --> 00:04:10,126 Aah! [breathing heavily]
- 00:04:10,209 --> 00:04:11,419 Roy, what's wrong?
- 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:12,795 I had a nightmare.
- 00:04:12,879 --> 00:04:14,881 I was with an old man.
- 00:04:14,964 --> 00:04:16,758 He put a helmet on me.
- 00:04:16,841 --> 00:04:19,010 It's just a fever. Get some sleep.
- 00:04:19,093 --> 00:04:21,095 I don't want you missing school on Monday.
- 00:04:21,888 --> 00:04:23,348 [Bell rings]
- 00:04:23,431 --> 00:04:25,075 MAN: I want you kids to look around you today
- 00:04:25,099 --> 00:04:26,935 and think about your future.
- 00:04:27,018 --> 00:04:29,771 Now is the time in your life when anything is possible.
- 00:04:29,854 --> 00:04:30,956 ANNOUNCER: Spiraling perfectly!
- 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:32,523 It's gonna be caught by Roy Parsons!
- 00:04:32,607 --> 00:04:33,650 Roy Parsons is at the 20!
- 00:04:33,733 --> 00:04:34,776 Now he's at the 10!
- 00:04:34,859 --> 00:04:36,611 Nothing can stop Roy "The Rocket"!
- 00:04:36,694 --> 00:04:38,613 - Touchdown! [cheers and applause]
- 00:04:38,696 --> 00:04:40,740 I just think it's time to get realistic.
- 00:04:40,823 --> 00:04:43,493 Have you talked to my father about the Carpet Store?
- 00:04:43,576 --> 00:04:44,577 Roy?
- 00:04:44,953 --> 00:04:45,954 [Sighs]
- 00:04:46,245 --> 00:04:47,830 [Cellphone rings]
- 00:04:47,914 --> 00:04:50,917 Had we caught it sooner... Well, hindsight is 20/20, Roy.
- 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,419 What's important is that we move quickly.
- 00:04:53,503 --> 00:04:54,629 [Monitor beeps]
- 00:04:54,712 --> 00:04:56,798 [Weakly] I'm not ready to die.
- 00:04:56,881 --> 00:04:58,049 You're not going to.
- 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:03,846 Yeah! Whoo! Yeah!
- 00:05:06,891 --> 00:05:08,601 Hey, thanks for the carpet, Roy.
- 00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:13,815 MAN: Hey, Roy, you pulled those Persian off-white shags
- 00:05:13,898 --> 00:05:15,191 for the clearance sale?
- 00:05:17,986 --> 00:05:19,946 Whoa. Sh... Shit!
- 00:05:20,029 --> 00:05:21,072 [Bones crack] Oh!
- 00:05:21,155 --> 00:05:22,073 [Beeping]
- 00:05:22,156 --> 00:05:23,156 Whoa! What the hell?!
- 00:05:23,199 --> 00:05:24,659 W-w-where am I?!
- 00:05:24,742 --> 00:05:26,220 - What in the hell?! - 55 years. Not bad, Morty.
- 00:05:26,244 --> 00:05:27,829 You kind of wasted your 30s, though,
- 00:05:27,912 --> 00:05:29,223 with that whole bird-watching phase.
- 00:05:29,247 --> 00:05:30,247 W-where's my wife?!
- 00:05:30,289 --> 00:05:31,642 Morty, you were just playing a game.
- 00:05:31,666 --> 00:05:32,542 It's called "Roy."
- 00:05:32,625 --> 00:05:33,418 Snap out of it. Come on.
- 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:35,336 I'm Morty. You're Rick.
- 00:05:35,420 --> 00:05:37,260 Hey! You sold a gun to a guy that kills people!
- 00:05:37,296 --> 00:05:38,798 Look at this... You beat cancer,
- 00:05:38,881 --> 00:05:40,818 and then you went back to work at the carpet store?
- 00:05:40,842 --> 00:05:41,759 Boo!
- 00:05:41,843 --> 00:05:43,177 D-don't dodge the issue, Rick!
- 00:05:43,261 --> 00:05:45,847 Selling a gun to a hit man is the same as pulling the trigger!
- 00:05:45,930 --> 00:05:47,432 It's also the same as doing nothing.
- 00:05:47,515 --> 00:05:49,308 If Krombopulos Michael wants someone dead,
- 00:05:49,392 --> 00:05:51,269 there's not a lot anyone can do to stop him.
- 00:05:51,352 --> 00:05:52,770 That's why he does it for a living.
- 00:05:52,854 --> 00:05:55,565 Now excuse me. It's time to thrash your "Roy" score.
- 00:05:55,648 --> 00:05:57,501 You know, you could stop this killing from happening, Rick!
- 00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:59,336 You know, you did a bad thing selling that gun,
- 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:01,112 but you could undo it if you wanted.
- 00:06:01,195 --> 00:06:02,339 Uh-huh, yeah, that's the difference
- 00:06:02,363 --> 00:06:03,698 between you and me, Morty.
- 00:06:03,781 --> 00:06:05,175 I never go back to the carpet store.
- 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:06,325 Holy shit!
- 00:06:06,409 --> 00:06:07,678 This guy's taking Roy off the grid!
- 00:06:07,702 --> 00:06:08,953 [All gasp]
- 00:06:09,037 --> 00:06:11,056 This guy doesn't have a social security number for Roy!
- 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:13,166 [All murmuring]
- 00:06:17,086 --> 00:06:18,129 Hi. I'm sorry.
- 00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:19,606 I think there was a misunderstanding.
- 00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:21,549 I'm an adult and would like to go home, please.
- 00:06:21,632 --> 00:06:24,886 Well, of course. Right through that tube.
- 00:06:24,969 --> 00:06:26,471 Unbelievable.
- 00:06:28,347 --> 00:06:29,515 You're doing great.
- 00:06:29,599 --> 00:06:31,267 I know how to crawl in a tube.
- 00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:33,686 [Sighs] Come on.
- 00:06:33,770 --> 00:06:34,770 Oh.
- 00:06:34,812 --> 00:06:35,972 This is harder than it looks.
- 00:06:36,022 --> 00:06:37,023 Whoa!
- 00:06:38,649 --> 00:06:40,068 - Marco? - Polo!
- 00:06:40,151 --> 00:06:41,402 [laughs] Marco?
- 00:06:41,486 --> 00:06:42,904 Come find me.
- 00:06:42,987 --> 00:06:44,072 Marco?
- 00:06:44,155 --> 00:06:45,364 You guys are enjoying this?
- 00:06:45,448 --> 00:06:47,408 Don't you feel a little patronized?
- 00:06:47,492 --> 00:06:48,367 How so?
- 00:06:48,451 --> 00:06:49,952 - Jerry! - Beth.
- 00:06:50,036 --> 00:06:51,746 Oh, come on. This is ridiculous.
- 00:06:51,829 --> 00:06:54,082 I love you, Jerry.
- 00:06:54,165 --> 00:06:55,750 Aw, Beth.
- 00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:58,419 Who wants to come watch "Midnight Run"
- 00:06:58,503 --> 00:07:00,963 with Director's commentary on?
- 00:07:01,047 --> 00:07:02,465 - Yeah! - Definitely.
- 00:07:02,548 --> 00:07:05,384 First one there gets to adjust the picture setting!
- 00:07:05,468 --> 00:07:07,720 [Gasps] The factory tint setting is always too high!
- 00:07:07,804 --> 00:07:08,805 Out of my way.
- 00:07:08,888 --> 00:07:10,288 The tint setting is always too high.
- 00:07:10,973 --> 00:07:13,559 [<i>Mid-tempo music plays</i>]
- 00:07:14,352 --> 00:07:17,021 ♪♪
- 00:07:24,112 --> 00:07:25,113 [Smooches]
- 00:07:25,363 --> 00:07:27,031 Oh, boy. Here I go killing again.
- 00:07:31,911 --> 00:07:32,954 Aah!
- 00:07:34,914 --> 00:07:36,082 Aah!
- 00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:41,379 - Arh! [neck snaps]
- 00:07:44,173 --> 00:07:45,299 Aah!
- 00:07:46,509 --> 00:07:48,094 [Scanner chirping]
- 00:07:48,177 --> 00:07:49,929 - Aah! [neck snaps]
- 00:07:53,349 --> 00:07:55,935 [Warbling]
- 00:08:00,773 --> 00:08:04,569 <i>You ha ve arrived at Krombopulos Michael.</i>
- 00:08:04,652 --> 00:08:06,279 <i>Your destination is below.</i>
- 00:08:06,362 --> 00:08:08,698 We're all out of off-white Persian.
- 00:08:09,615 --> 00:08:11,617 Oh, man! W-w-what have I done?!
- 00:08:11,701 --> 00:08:13,327 - Drop the gun. - You don't understand!
- 00:08:13,411 --> 00:08:14,691 This guy was gonna kill someone!
- 00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:16,455 I guess that makes two of us.
- 00:08:16,539 --> 00:08:17,539 [Rifle charging]
- 00:08:17,582 --> 00:08:18,583 Aah!
- 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:20,626 What are you doing, Morty?
- 00:08:20,710 --> 00:08:22,146 This is a Galactic Federation outpost!
- 00:08:22,170 --> 00:08:24,380 Look, I don't have time to tell you my entire backstory,
- 00:08:24,463 --> 00:08:26,108 but Grandpa and government don't get along.
- 00:08:26,132 --> 00:08:27,717 ALIEN: He saved my life.
- 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,302 - What? - Huh?! Whoa!
- 00:08:29,385 --> 00:08:31,762 Are you Krombopulos Michael's target?
- 00:08:31,846 --> 00:08:32,972 W-what's your name?
- 00:08:33,055 --> 00:08:34,974 My kind has no use for names.
- 00:08:35,057 --> 00:08:38,603 I communicate through what you call "Jessica's Feet"...
- 00:08:38,686 --> 00:08:40,354 No, "Telepathy."
- 00:08:40,438 --> 00:08:41,480 Oh, good job, Morty.
- 00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:43,024 Y-you killed my best customer,
- 00:08:43,107 --> 00:08:44,942 but you saved a mind-reading Fart.
- 00:08:45,026 --> 00:08:46,861 I like this name... Fart.
- 00:08:46,944 --> 00:08:48,905 Morty, would you kindly release me
- 00:08:48,988 --> 00:08:51,574 by pulling that lever to the left of my cell?
- 00:08:51,657 --> 00:08:53,492 I am in great pain.
- 00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:55,536 RICK: Morty, don't do it.
- 00:08:55,620 --> 00:08:56,621 Morty...
- 00:08:57,705 --> 00:08:58,807 - Morty, you idiot. [alarm blaring]
- 00:08:58,831 --> 00:09:00,416 Oh, crap. Let's get you out of here!
- 00:09:00,499 --> 00:09:02,102 We can't get him out of here. He's gaseous.
- 00:09:02,126 --> 00:09:03,966 He's not gonna make it through a portal, Morty.
- 00:09:04,045 --> 00:09:05,939 Well, then, I guess we're all getting in the car.
- 00:09:05,963 --> 00:09:07,298 Right, uh... - Fart.
- 00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:09,091 No! Just... J-just get in the car!
- 00:09:09,175 --> 00:09:10,176 Morty, come on.
- 00:09:10,259 --> 00:09:11,653 I want to go back to Blips and Chitz.
- 00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:12,779 I don't want to deal with this.
- 00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:14,031 Rick, you've been clear on the fact
- 00:09:14,055 --> 00:09:15,699 that you don't want to help, so just go away.
- 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,350 More are coming.
- 00:09:17,433 --> 00:09:19,310 Screw this. I'm out.
- 00:09:21,395 --> 00:09:22,605 [Engine sputtering]
- 00:09:22,688 --> 00:09:25,191 Whoa! Come on, come on!
- 00:09:25,274 --> 00:09:28,152 Get out of the vehicle made of garbage or we will open fire!
- 00:09:28,236 --> 00:09:29,236 [Engine sputtering]
- 00:09:29,278 --> 00:09:30,529 Um, um, um, um!
- 00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:31,906 Open fire!
- 00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:33,241 Aah!
- 00:09:42,041 --> 00:09:46,796 Stupid-ass, Fart-saving, carpet-store motherfucker. Move!
- 00:09:46,879 --> 00:09:48,547 Wait, did you fuck with my seat settings?
- 00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:50,633 [Motor whirring]
- 00:09:51,092 --> 00:09:52,927 More are coming.
- 00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:55,263 Rick!
- 00:09:55,346 --> 00:09:56,472 Yeah, yeah.
- 00:10:04,272 --> 00:10:06,649 Your geldon convertor is pretty dinged up.
- 00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:09,610 That's because my grandson drives like a male Obravadian.
- 00:10:09,694 --> 00:10:12,196 Yeah, I said it... some stereotypes are based in fact.
- 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:14,615 Actually, it's because of years of neglect.
- 00:10:14,699 --> 00:10:17,034 You really need to respect your gears, Rick.
- 00:10:17,118 --> 00:10:18,637 To you, they're just wheels with teeth,
- 00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:20,788 but in my culture, wars have been fought...
- 00:10:20,871 --> 00:10:22,581 So I've heard. Just fix it.
- 00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:24,583 I don't think the Gromflamites can track us now,
- 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,627 but it looks like we're gonna be here for a while.
- 00:10:26,711 --> 00:10:29,380 Or, you know, if you still have that gun K. Michael dropped,
- 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:31,257 we could finish the job and go home.
- 00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:33,050 You do understand I'm telepathic, right
- 00:10:33,134 --> 00:10:34,343 I'm being polite.
- 00:10:34,427 --> 00:10:36,220 Rick, we're taking him back where he belongs.
- 00:10:36,304 --> 00:10:37,680 Oh, yeah? Where's that? [belches]
- 00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:39,324 Are you going on a quest to find he who smelt it?
- 00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:41,726 I came here accidentally through a wormhole
- 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:44,895 located in what you call "Get out of my head, Fart.
- 00:10:44,979 --> 00:10:47,189 I know you're in here. La-la-la-la..."
- 00:10:47,273 --> 00:10:49,984 No, in what you call the Promethean Nebula.
- 00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:53,154 Oh, great. Just a hop, skip, and an 800-light-year jump.
- 00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:55,656 You know, you can leave anytime you want, Rick.
- 00:10:55,740 --> 00:10:57,592 Whatever you want to do, you little punk-ass little bitch.
- 00:10:57,616 --> 00:10:58,909 Thank you, Morty.
- 00:10:58,993 --> 00:11:01,746 You are not like other carbon-based life-forms.
- 00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:04,206 You put the value of all life above your own.
- 00:11:04,290 --> 00:11:05,750 It's how things should be.
- 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:06,876 It's how they <i>could</i> be.
- 00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:09,086 I could not agree more.
- 00:11:09,170 --> 00:11:11,881 ♪ The worlds can be one together ♪
- 00:11:11,964 --> 00:11:14,675 ♪ Cosmos without hatred ♪
- 00:11:14,759 --> 00:11:18,429 ♪ Stars like diamonds in your eyes ♪
- 00:11:21,807 --> 00:11:23,642 ♪ The ground can be space ♪
- 00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:27,021 ♪ Space, space, space, space ♪
- 00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:32,443 ♪ With feet marching towards a peaceful sky ♪
- 00:11:34,028 --> 00:11:38,699 ♪ All the moon men want things their way ♪
- 00:11:39,992 --> 00:11:44,413 ♪ But we make sure they see the sun ♪
- 00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:51,420 ♪ Goodbye, moon men ♪
- 00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:58,344 ♪ You say goodbye, moon men ♪
- 00:11:58,427 --> 00:12:00,763 ♪ Goodbye... ♪
- 00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:02,139 Shut the fuck up about moon men!
- 00:12:02,223 --> 00:12:03,432 This isn't a musical number.
- 00:12:03,516 --> 00:12:05,101 This is a fucking operation.
- 00:12:05,184 --> 00:12:07,436 We got to be cool and fucking lay low.
- 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:10,272 [Clicks, computer chimes]
- 00:12:10,356 --> 00:12:12,066 [laughing] Duck, duck, birdie?
- 00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:13,192 [laughs]
- 00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:14,527 That's very funny!
- 00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:17,071 Here comes another funny.
- 00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:18,072 [Clicks, computer chimes]
- 00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:19,156 [laughs]
- 00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,784 Oh, this place is great.
- 00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:24,078 I almost wish I could stay longer than one day.
- 00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:25,413 You just might.
- 00:12:25,496 --> 00:12:26,539 W-what do you mean?
- 00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:30,876 These are the Jerrys whose Ricks and Mortys never came back.
- 00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:37,091 They live here now.
- 00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,175 Uh.
- 00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:41,929 [<i>Rock music plays</i>]
- 00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:44,098 [<i>Engine re vs</i>]
- 00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:45,349 [<i>Tires screech</i>]
- 00:12:48,519 --> 00:12:50,229 [<i>Dramatic music plays</i>]
- 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:52,398 <i>No gear-turnings as of yet in the curious case</i>
- 00:12:52,481 --> 00:12:54,442 <i>of these unidentified humanoid fugitives,</i>
- 00:12:54,525 --> 00:12:56,986 <i>reportedly at large somewhere within the gear system.</i>
- 00:12:57,069 --> 00:12:58,237 Son of a...
- 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,197 Why were the Gromflamites holding you prisoner?
- 00:13:00,281 --> 00:13:01,949 What the fuck is so valuable about you?
- 00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:04,410 I am no more valuable than life itself.
- 00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:07,538 However, I am able to alter the composition of atoms,
- 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:08,831 like this.
- 00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:09,832 [Electricity crackling]
- 00:13:09,915 --> 00:13:11,542 That was oxygen.
- 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,544 I added 71 protons to it.
- 00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:16,547 Terrific. The Fart that pooped gold.
- 00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,799 No wonder every cop in the system is looking for us.
- 00:13:18,883 --> 00:13:20,593 Any species that gets a hold of this thing
- 00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:22,428 is gonna use it to take over the galaxy.
- 00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:24,591 You know how inconvenient that's gonna be to my work?
- 00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:26,098 [Sirens wailing]
- 00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:29,727 Somebody dropped the dime on us.
- 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:30,810 Gearhead!
- 00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,021 I'm sorry, Rick.
- 00:13:32,104 --> 00:13:34,356 The reward on your head is too high.
- 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:35,733 And like you always say,
- 00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:37,860 you got to look out for number one.
- 00:13:37,943 --> 00:13:39,570 Number one is me, asshole!
- 00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:40,988 You're supposed to be my friend!
- 00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:44,241 Friend?! Do you even know my real name?
- 00:13:44,325 --> 00:13:47,036 It's Revolio Clockberg Junior.
- 00:13:47,119 --> 00:13:49,663 I belong to an entire species of gear people.
- 00:13:49,747 --> 00:13:50,998 Calling me "Gearhead"
- 00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:54,168 is like calling a Chinese person "Asia face."
- 00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:55,461 No! Not twigs! [groans]
- 00:13:55,544 --> 00:13:57,546 [Muffled screaming]
- 00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:02,259 Two things I want to make clear to everybody in this room...
- 00:14:02,343 --> 00:14:04,386 Never betray me, and it's time to go.
- 00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:05,679 [Muffled screaming]
- 00:14:09,517 --> 00:14:10,392 Nobody move!
- 00:14:10,476 --> 00:14:12,186 [Muffled screaming]
- 00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:13,979 Oh, my god. Are those...
- 00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:18,776 ♪♪
- 00:14:25,658 --> 00:14:26,825 [Grunts]
- 00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:34,917 [Screams]
- 00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:36,269 Hey, Morty, remember when you said
- 00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:38,254 selling a gun was as bad as pulling the trigger?
- 00:14:38,337 --> 00:14:39,648 How do you feel about all these people
- 00:14:39,672 --> 00:14:41,691 that are getting killed today because of your choices?
- 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,133 I did the right thing, Rick!
- 00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:45,511 - Tell that to Gearhead's gearsticles. - You did that!
- 00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:47,930 Wrong! I'd be playing "Roy" right now.
- 00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:50,307 At a certain point, my hands are tied, Morty.
- 00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:53,310 [Sighs]
- 00:14:53,394 --> 00:14:55,062 I can't believe Rick did this.
- 00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:57,231 This is the eighth to the last straw. - Ante up.
- 00:14:57,314 --> 00:14:58,732 You know what? Screw it!
- 00:14:58,816 --> 00:15:00,651 I have a better gamble for you guys.
- 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:03,654 I say we escape.
- 00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:06,031 If you want to leave, you can just go out the front door.
- 00:15:06,115 --> 00:15:08,117 You think we're kept here against our will?
- 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,827 That would be illegal.
- 00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:12,913 But if you can leave, then why are you still here?
- 00:15:12,997 --> 00:15:15,374 Same reason as you.
- 00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:16,875 We're Jerrys.
- 00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:20,170 I'm leaving.
- 00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:22,923 Okay, then. That was always allowed.
- 00:15:23,007 --> 00:15:24,341 ♪♪
- 00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:31,056 Morty, take the wheel!
- 00:15:32,016 --> 00:15:33,016 - Whoa! - Whoa!
- 00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:34,143 Geez! Damn it, Morty!
- 00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:35,453 Who taught you to fly this thing?
- 00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:37,271 [laughs] I'm kidding. I know that's on me.
- 00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:39,148 Um, Rick!
- 00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:40,231 RICK: Shit.
- 00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:41,317 Well, I guess this is it.
- 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,319 Morty, crack the window.
- 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:52,411 I wonder why Greg is always so critical of my girlfriend.
- 00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:55,122 Well, he'd probably like to have me to himself.
- 00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:56,498 That's how friends are.
- 00:15:56,582 --> 00:16:00,044 Or does he want <i>her</i> to himself?
- 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:02,880 ♪ The worlds can be one together ♪
- 00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:05,966 ♪ Cosmos without hatred ♪
- 00:16:06,050 --> 00:16:09,845 ♪ Stars like diamonds in your eyes ♪
- 00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,014 My life is a fucking joke!
- 00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:17,102 ♪ Goodbye, moon men ♪
- 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:24,401 ♪ You say goodbye, moon men ♪
- 00:16:24,485 --> 00:16:30,991 ♪ Goodbye, moon men ♪
- 00:16:34,078 --> 00:16:36,080 All right. Let's proceed.
- 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,206 Damn.
- 00:16:37,289 --> 00:16:39,166 Can't blame that on the dog.
- 00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:40,584 Talk about silent but deadly.
- 00:16:40,668 --> 00:16:42,336 I-I've seen some nerve gas,
- 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,630 but that... This gas got nerve!
- 00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:46,113 [laughs] You know what I'm saying?
- 00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:47,692 - Are you done? - I'll let you know, Morty.
- 00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:49,343 Gone with the wind! Am I right?!
- 00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:51,095 If you don't like that one, Morty,
- 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,472 an alt on that could be, like, if I said "Gasablanca"!
- 00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:54,640 All right, I'm done.
- 00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:57,393 Let's get to the Promethean Nebula,
- 00:16:57,476 --> 00:16:59,228 so my grandson can finish saving a life!
- 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:06,777 [Trills]
- 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,405 Glagga blag blag.
- 00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:11,490 Um, Earth, please?
- 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,201 [Growls]
- 00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:16,120 Is this... Do I pay?
- 00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:17,246 Agga blag blag blag!
- 00:17:17,329 --> 00:17:19,081 [Indistinct shouting]
- 00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:21,333 Oh, I'm sorry, sorry!
- 00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:25,129 Ohh.
- 00:17:25,629 --> 00:17:26,672 Hmm.
- 00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:27,673 Mm, hey.
- 00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,091 [Hisses] Aah!
- 00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:31,510 Agga blag blag?
- 00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:32,678 Oh, uh, hey. What?
- 00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:34,388 - Agga blag! - Uh, what do you want?
- 00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:36,306 - Agga blag blag... - Ohh!
- 00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:37,433 Uh...
- 00:17:37,516 --> 00:17:39,560 [speaking native language]
- 00:17:39,643 --> 00:17:41,478 [Whimpering]
- 00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:44,356 [Moaning]
- 00:17:45,691 --> 00:17:47,693 [Alarm blaring]
- 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:51,071 [Wailing in distance]
- 00:17:51,155 --> 00:17:52,156 [Whimpers]
- 00:17:52,406 --> 00:17:54,867 [Shouting in alien language]
- 00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:03,667 Hey. Are you the one that left?
- 00:18:05,461 --> 00:18:06,545 I get it.
- 00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:08,505 It's a... It's a hassle out there.
- 00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:11,175 Right? And who needs that?
- 00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:12,468 - Right? - Right?
- 00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:14,303 - Not me. - Who needs that?
- 00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:15,304 Ho, ho! Not us.
- 00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:16,722 Uh, who are you?
- 00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:19,308 Oh, excuse me. Paul Fleischman.
- 00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:20,768 Infinite timelines.
- 00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:22,311 In some of them, Beth remarries.
- 00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:23,395 - Geez. - Don't worry.
- 00:18:23,479 --> 00:18:24,772 I treat Beth very well,
- 00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:26,857 and I do not overstep my bounds with Morty.
- 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,735 Every kid needs a dad, but there's no replacing you.
- 00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:31,458 Hey, you want to give us a hand with this?
- 00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,339 We're trying to figure out how to get the sound
- 00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:34,883 coming through the stereo instead of the TV.
- 00:18:34,907 --> 00:18:36,492 I-I-It's very difficult.
- 00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:38,827 Oh! Uh, well, is there an aux input?
- 00:18:38,911 --> 00:18:41,163 We tried that, but there's two different colors.
- 00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:42,623 But there's two different colors.
- 00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,417 [Growls]
- 00:18:47,795 --> 00:18:50,839 FART: The wormhole is 70 of what you call "meters"
- 00:18:50,923 --> 00:18:53,342 what you call "North" of what you call "Here."
- 00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:56,345 Fine. Morty, take your Fart to his hole and say your goodbyes.
- 00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:59,306 I'm gonna find some fuel and take a big, fat Morty.
- 00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:01,809 That's my new word for shit because of today's events.
- 00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:03,936 ♪♪
- 00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:09,691 Here it is.
- 00:19:09,775 --> 00:19:12,361 This should take me back to my kind.
- 00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:14,905 I'm gonna miss you, um, Fart.
- 00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:16,657 I'm really sorry your name became Fart.
- 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:19,326 - I will be back soon, Morty. - Really?
- 00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:21,954 After I return to the others with this location,
- 00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:23,914 we will be back for your cleansing.
- 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,707 Um, cleansing?
- 00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:28,710 Carbon-based life is a threat to all higher life.
- 00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:31,255 To us, you are what you would call a disease.
- 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,298 Wherever we discover you, we cure it.
- 00:19:33,382 --> 00:19:35,717 You said yourself that life must be protected,
- 00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:37,511 even though sacrifice.
- 00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:39,805 You haven't changed your mind about that.
- 00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:42,015 I can sense your thoughts.
- 00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:43,100 Morty?
- 00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:48,397 Um, before you go, could you sing a...
- 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:49,690 C-could you sing for me again?
- 00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:51,608 Yes, Morty.
- 00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:54,611 ♪ Cosmos without hatred ♪
- 00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:57,906 ♪ Diamond stars of cosmic light ♪
- 00:19:57,990 --> 00:20:02,744 ♪ Quasars shine through endless night ♪
- 00:20:02,828 --> 00:20:08,959 ♪ And everything is one in the beauty ♪
- 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,753 ♪ And now we say goodbye ♪
- 00:20:11,837 --> 00:20:12,838 Aah!
- 00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:18,051 [Weakly] Morty, why? Why?
- 00:20:18,135 --> 00:20:20,470 [Groaning]
- 00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:25,642 Goodbye.
- 00:20:26,435 --> 00:20:28,687 So, did you guys make out a little bit?
- 00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:30,647 Is he gonna send you a postcard?
- 00:20:30,731 --> 00:20:33,609 Man, that guy hit the lottery when he crossed paths with you.
- 00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:36,486 Morty, I know I picked on your core beliefs
- 00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:37,905 and decision making a lot today,
- 00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:39,090 but I am glad that you insisted
- 00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:40,741 on getting that Fart home.
- 00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:42,010 You know, at least all the death and destruction
- 00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:43,827 wasn't for nothing, you know?
- 00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:46,496 You miss your Fart friend, huh?
- 00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:48,141 Well, I got a little surprise for you, buddy.
- 00:20:48,165 --> 00:20:49,845 While you were gone, I found a new wormhole
- 00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:51,853 with millions of beings just like him on the other side,
- 00:20:51,877 --> 00:20:53,062 and they're all coming to visit.
- 00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,630 What?! Rick, no! You can't!
- 00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:55,940 Too late, Morty. The hole's opening.
- 00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:57,341 No, Rick! You don't understand.
- 00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:58,425 [Farts]
- 00:20:59,051 --> 00:21:01,251 There's... there's a lot more where that came from, too.
- 00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:05,599 [Indistinct conversations]
- 00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,142 Hey, hey, bro, how many people
- 00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:09,061 was your Morty responsible for killing today?
- 00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:11,104 None. We chilled at Blips and Chitz all day.
- 00:21:11,188 --> 00:21:12,522 Ain't that right, homey?
- 00:21:12,606 --> 00:21:14,775 Darn right, bro! "Roy" rules!
- 00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:15,859 [laughter]
- 00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:17,194 Must be nice.
- 00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:19,613 Hey, Morty, there's our Jerry.
- 00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:22,074 Mm! I missed you. Hey, Rick.
- 00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:23,283 Glad you're safe, Jerry.
- 00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:25,994 What do you say we go home? - I'd like that.
- 00:21:26,078 --> 00:21:28,080 Hey, wait. Uh, do you have 5126?
- 00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:30,666 Uh, I'm not sure. Morty.
- 00:21:30,749 --> 00:21:32,626 Uh, that's a Blips and Chitz ticket.
- 00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:34,503 - What?! - [scoffs] Way to go, Morty.
- 00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:35,754 Eh, whatever.
- 00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:37,756 - Uh, w-wait. What? - Uh, w-wait. What?
- 00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:39,479 Come on, Jerry. All right. Come on, Jerry.
- 00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:42,552 ♪♪
- 00:22:10,831 --> 00:22:13,125 <i>Are you tired of the same daily droll?</i>
- 00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:15,419 <i>Well, get on over to Blips and Chitz!</i>
- 00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,379 <i>We got, uh, one game.</i>
- 00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:18,797 <i>We got a whole bunch ofgames here.</i>
- 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:21,341 <i>You can... we got Chabos and Flobos,</i>
- 00:22:21,425 --> 00:22:22,676 <i>and you can shoot things!</i>
- 00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:24,886 <i>Get over here! Play the games!</i>
- 00:22:24,970 --> 00:22:26,847 <i>Uh, use your flerbos to get tickets!</i>
- 00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:29,099 <i>"Roy 2" just got here.</i>
- 00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:31,393 <i>Get over here at Jitz and Chitz!</i>
- 00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:33,103 It's the coolest place in the world.
- 00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:34,104 [laughs]
- 00:22:34,187 --> 00:22:35,507 Uh, I get to be in the commercial!
- 00:22:37,649 --> 00:22:38,649 [Shouting]
- 00:22:39,151 --> 00:22:40,271 MAN: Did you get any of that?
- 00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:42,252 MAN: [Italian accent] It's a good show.
- 00:00:00,705 --> 00:00:03,895 Как научишься управлять этой штукой, Морти, всё станет гораздо легче.
- 00:00:04,095 --> 00:00:07,095 Сможешь летать куда хочешь вместо меня.
- 00:00:07,295 --> 00:00:07,632 Классно.
- 00:00:07,832 --> 00:00:09,800 Видишь ту планету? Близко к ней не подлетай, а то
- 00:00:09,812 --> 00:00:11,832 кто-нибудь выскочит тебе лобовое стекло протирать.
- 00:00:12,825 --> 00:00:13,825 Погоди.
- 00:00:14,548 --> 00:00:17,982 Да. Да всё при мне. Где хочешь встретиться? Ладно, добро.
- 00:00:18,182 --> 00:00:22,710 Ну всё, Морти, урок окончен. Надо тут в паре световых минут севернее дела уладить.
- 00:00:22,910 --> 00:00:24,270 О, в космосе тоже есть север?
- 00:00:24,470 --> 00:00:26,971 Господи, Джерри, какого хера ты тут делаешь?
- 00:00:27,171 --> 00:00:29,016 Ты о чём, мы же говорили о том что отец сына
- 00:00:29,028 --> 00:00:30,803 должен быть рядом когда тот учится водить.
- 00:00:31,003 --> 00:00:35,017 Вроде что-то припоминаю. Ого, и ты был там всё это время? Удивительно.
- 00:00:35,217 --> 00:00:39,733 У нас нет времени чтобы вернуть его на землю, Морти. Направляемся в 3924917.
- 00:00:39,933 --> 00:00:42,901 Круто. Похоже я поучаствую в приключении.
- 00:00:43,101 --> 00:00:44,101 Ага.
- 00:00:46,578 --> 00:00:47,657 Сюда мы направлялись?
- 00:00:47,857 --> 00:00:50,056 Нет... сюда.
- 00:00:50,256 --> 00:00:52,601 Можешь припарковаться на месте для инвалидов, Морти. Все
- 00:00:52,613 --> 00:00:54,929 у кого меньше 8 конечностей считаются здесь инвалидами.
- 00:01:00,492 --> 00:01:03,933 Ой смотрите-ка кто тут у нас. Какой милашка.
- 00:01:04,133 --> 00:01:05,390 Спасибо, я Джерри.
- 00:01:05,590 --> 00:01:09,798 Я знаю это. Ты прилетел сюда на космическом корабле?
- 00:01:09,998 --> 00:01:13,619 Я путешествую со своим сыном и тестем. Стоп, а они идут?
- 00:01:13,819 --> 00:01:14,929 О, они скоро вернутся.
- 00:01:15,129 --> 00:01:16,129 Что?
- 00:01:19,421 --> 00:01:21,259 Я не понимаю как это работает. Помогите.
- 00:01:21,459 --> 00:01:22,953 Чё за фигня?
- 00:01:23,153 --> 00:01:24,364 И я о том-же.
- 00:01:24,564 --> 00:01:26,259 Чё за фигня?
- 00:01:26,459 --> 00:01:27,459 И я о том-же.
- 00:01:27,609 --> 00:01:30,998 Нудный Джерри? Ты создал садик для моего отца?
- 00:01:31,198 --> 00:01:34,392 Шутишь? Я хотел бы чтобы это была моя идея. Ну, это моя идея, но я хотел
- 00:01:34,404 --> 00:01:37,523 бы быть той версией себя, которому она принадлежит. Этот парень богат.
- 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:40,700 Не забудьте пометить причины по которым оставляете.
- 00:01:40,900 --> 00:01:42,982 Поверь мне, Морти, я слышал истории от других
- 00:01:42,994 --> 00:01:45,134 Риков, Джерри и 5 минут не протянет вне Земли.
- 00:01:45,334 --> 00:01:48,207 Это незарегистрированный межпространственный астероид. Тут они
- 00:01:48,219 --> 00:01:51,287 могут бегать, играть с другими Джерри, безопасней и быть не может.
- 00:01:51,487 --> 00:01:55,766 Эй, Морти, держи, это номер твоего отца, если потеряешь мы не сможем его забрать.
- 00:02:37,978 --> 00:02:38,978 Ладно, подожди тут.
- 00:02:39,114 --> 00:02:39,711 Я тоже хочу пойти.
- 00:02:39,911 --> 00:02:43,152 Не ходи, это скучно, это деловые штуки.
- 00:02:43,352 --> 00:02:46,069 И что за дела у тебя в гараже? Что-то ты мутишь.
- 00:02:46,269 --> 00:02:48,335 Типа в обставленных офисах ничего мутного не
- 00:02:48,347 --> 00:02:50,287 происходит. Слышал про Уолл стрит, Морти?
- 00:02:50,487 --> 00:02:53,736 Знаешь чем они занимаются в своих модных конференц залах?
- 00:02:53,748 --> 00:02:56,840 Берут свои яйца, макают в кокаин, трут друг о друга...
- 00:02:57,040 --> 00:03:01,216 Понимаешь дед приходит и делает свои дела на людях, потому что дед не мутный.
- 00:03:02,121 --> 00:03:03,847 Блин. Эй, как дела?
- 00:03:04,047 --> 00:03:08,870 Эй, Рик. Держи, 3000 флурбов. Оружие принёс?
- 00:03:09,070 --> 00:03:11,726 Можт не надо... это мой внук, Морти.
- 00:03:11,926 --> 00:03:15,583 Привет, Морти. Я Кромбопулус Майкл. Я убийца, покупаю оружие у твоего деда.
- 00:03:15,783 --> 00:03:17,065 Вот, уходи.
- 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:19,827 Ооо, да, выглядит смертельно. Это стреляет антиматерией?
- 00:03:19,839 --> 00:03:22,188 Моя цель не может быть уничтожена обычной материей.
- 00:03:22,388 --> 00:03:24,011 Рад знакомству, Морти. Слушай, если тебе
- 00:03:24,023 --> 00:03:26,137 когда-нибудь понадобится кого-то убить. Позвони мне.
- 00:03:26,337 --> 00:03:27,337 Ты чё дал ему визитку?
- 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:30,890 Я очень тактичен и без кодекса чести, я убью кого угодно, где
- 00:03:30,902 --> 00:03:34,625 угодно: дети, животные, старики, не важно. Я просто люблю убивать.
- 00:03:34,825 --> 00:03:37,051 Ты продаёшь оружие убийцам за деньги.
- 00:03:37,251 --> 00:03:41,000 У тебя, как в межгалактике говорят, очень планетарное мышление, Морти.
- 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:44,321 Всё тут не так просто, эти флурбы, знаешь что 2
- 00:03:44,333 --> 00:03:47,466 человека могут сделать с целыми тремя тысячами?
- 00:03:47,666 --> 00:03:48,351 Что?
- 00:03:48,551 --> 00:03:52,410 Провести весь вечер в Блипс энд Читз!!!
- 00:03:52,610 --> 00:03:55,451 Это офигенное место. Тут есть пиво, игры, призы,
- 00:03:55,463 --> 00:03:58,200 никогда не догадаешься сколько сейчас времени.
- 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:00,958 Ты продаешь оружие убийце чтобы поиграть в видеоигры?
- 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:03,435 Да, конечно, если весь день переставлять слова
- 00:04:03,447 --> 00:04:05,882 можно что угодно выставить в плохом свете, Морти.
- 00:04:06,082 --> 00:04:07,082 Вот, зацени.
- 00:04:10,096 --> 00:04:11,442 Рой, что случилось?
- 00:04:11,642 --> 00:04:16,682 Мне приснился кошмар, я был со стариком. Он одел на меня шлем.
- 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:21,324 Это просто жар. Высыпайся, я не хочу чтобы ты пропустил школу в понедельник.
- 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:26,916 Я хочу, ребят, чтобы вы оглянулись сегодня и задумались о своём
- 00:04:26,928 --> 00:04:29,928 будущем. Сейчас то время вашей жизни когда всё возможно.
- 00:04:30,128 --> 00:04:33,936 Дальняя передача вперёд. Это будет Рой Парсон. Рой Парсон на 20.
- 00:04:33,948 --> 00:04:37,474 Теперь уже на 10. Ничто не остановит Роя Ракету. Тачдаун!!!
- 00:04:37,674 --> 00:04:40,950 Мне просто кажется настало время назвать вещи своими
- 00:04:40,962 --> 00:04:44,498 именами. Ты говорил с моим отцом о магазине ковров? Рой?
- 00:04:44,698 --> 00:04:45,698 [РАСПРОДАЖА]
- 00:04:48,366 --> 00:04:50,904 Анализы резко отличаются от предыдущих, Рой.
- 00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:53,466 Это значит что нам важно действовать быстро.
- 00:04:54,672 --> 00:04:56,830 Я не готов умереть.
- 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:58,349 Ты не умрёшь.
- 00:05:01,376 --> 00:05:03,954 [РАК НЕ ПОБЕДИТ РАКЕТУ!]
- 00:05:07,025 --> 00:05:08,134 Спасибо за ковёр, Рой.
- 00:05:09,994 --> 00:05:11,656 [ЛУЧШИЙ ПАПА В МИРЕ]
- 00:05:11,856 --> 00:05:15,013 Эй, Рой, ты положил персидский к турецким?
- 00:05:21,171 --> 00:05:22,171 [ИГРА ОКОНЧЕНА]
- 00:05:22,805 --> 00:05:24,959 А? Чё за фигня? Гггде я? Что за хрень?
- 00:05:25,159 --> 00:05:29,556 55 лет, неплохо, Морти. Хотя ты потратил свои 30-е на наблюдения за птицами.
- 00:05:29,756 --> 00:05:30,570 Где моя жена?
- 00:05:30,770 --> 00:05:33,678 Морти, ты просто играл в игру, она называется Рой. Давай, отходи уже.
- 00:05:33,878 --> 00:05:37,430 Я Морти, ты Рик. Эй, ты продал оружие человеку который убивает людей.
- 00:05:37,630 --> 00:05:41,126 Смотри-ка, ты поборол рак и вернулся к работе в магазине ковров?
- 00:05:41,844 --> 00:05:43,793 Не соскакивай с темы, Рик, продать оружие
- 00:05:43,805 --> 00:05:45,907 убийце это то-же самое что и спустить курок.
- 00:05:46,107 --> 00:05:48,703 Это то-же самое что ничего не делать. Если Кромбопулус
- 00:05:48,715 --> 00:05:51,276 Майкл хочет кого-нибудь убить его никто не остановит.
- 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:55,660 Он этим на жизнь зарабатывает. Теперь извини, пора побить твой счёт в Рое.
- 00:05:55,860 --> 00:05:58,716 Ты можешь остановить все эти убийства, Рик. Ты много плохого сделал
- 00:05:58,728 --> 00:06:01,342 продав это оружие. Но ты можешь всё исправить, если захочешь.
- 00:06:01,542 --> 00:06:03,626 Ага, в этом разница между мной и тобой, Морти,
- 00:06:03,638 --> 00:06:05,556 я никогда не возвращаюсь в магазин ковров.
- 00:06:05,756 --> 00:06:08,669 Фигасе, этот парень решил дать Рою оторваться,
- 00:06:08,681 --> 00:06:11,358 у его Роя нет номера социальной страховки.
- 00:06:17,167 --> 00:06:19,150 Извините, мне кажется это какое-то
- 00:06:19,162 --> 00:06:21,784 недоразумение, я взрослый могу я пойти домой?
- 00:06:21,984 --> 00:06:24,176 Конечно, прямо по этой трубе.
- 00:06:24,376 --> 00:06:26,178 Невероятно.
- 00:06:28,402 --> 00:06:29,645 Ты отлично справляешься.
- 00:06:29,845 --> 00:06:31,376 Я знаю как залезать в трубу.
- 00:06:32,570 --> 00:06:33,570 Давай.
- 00:06:34,570 --> 00:06:35,830 Это сложнее чем кажется.
- 00:06:39,010 --> 00:06:39,582 Марко.
- 00:06:39,782 --> 00:06:40,782 Поло.
- 00:06:41,094 --> 00:06:41,602 Марко.
- 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:43,028 Давай найди меня.
- 00:06:43,228 --> 00:06:44,044 Марко.
- 00:06:44,244 --> 00:06:47,592 Вам ребята это нравится? Разве вы не чувствуете эту... опеку?
- 00:06:47,792 --> 00:06:48,486 А как же.
- 00:06:48,686 --> 00:06:49,734 Джерри.
- 00:06:49,934 --> 00:06:50,490 Бэт.
- 00:06:50,690 --> 00:06:51,895 Да ладно, это смешно.
- 00:06:52,095 --> 00:06:54,026 Я люблю тебя, Джерри.
- 00:06:54,226 --> 00:06:55,930 О, Бэт.
- 00:06:56,130 --> 00:07:01,278 Кто хочет посмотреть "Успеть до полуночи" с режиссёрскими комментариями?
- 00:07:01,478 --> 00:07:02,478 Да. Определённо.
- 00:07:02,634 --> 00:07:05,482 Самый первый сможет настроить картинку.
- 00:07:05,682 --> 00:07:08,000 Заводская яркость всегда слишком высокая.
- 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:09,208 Дайте пройти.
- 00:07:09,408 --> 00:07:11,048 Заводская яркость всегда слишком высокая.
- 00:07:25,122 --> 00:07:26,916 Ух ты, моё время убивать.
- 00:08:00,959 --> 00:08:06,450 Вы прибыли на... Кробопулос Майкл... пункт назначения под Вами.
- 00:08:06,650 --> 00:08:08,788 Персидские у нас совсем закончились.
- 00:08:09,928 --> 00:08:11,824 Блин, что я наделал.
- 00:08:12,024 --> 00:08:12,757 Бросай оружие.
- 00:08:12,957 --> 00:08:15,189 Вы не понимаете, этот парень собирался кого-то убить.
- 00:08:15,389 --> 00:08:17,277 Похоже мы оба хотим этого.
- 00:08:19,793 --> 00:08:22,161 Что ты делаешь, Морти. Это застава Галактической федерации.
- 00:08:22,173 --> 00:08:24,633 Слушай, у меня нет времени рассказывать тебе всю предысторию.
- 00:08:24,815 --> 00:08:26,483 Но дедушка с правительством не ладит.
- 00:08:26,683 --> 00:08:27,935 Ты спас мою жизнь.
- 00:08:28,135 --> 00:08:28,733 Что?
- 00:08:28,933 --> 00:08:33,495 Ты цель Кромбопулус Майкла. Как тебя зовут?
- 00:08:33,695 --> 00:08:37,322 Мой вид не использует имена. Мы общаемся через то
- 00:08:37,334 --> 00:08:40,828 что вы называете тёлкины пятки. Нет, телепатия.
- 00:08:41,028 --> 00:08:43,293 Отличная работа, Морти. Ты убил моего лучшего
- 00:08:43,305 --> 00:08:45,285 клиента, но спас читающий мысли пердёж.
- 00:08:45,485 --> 00:08:49,088 Мне нравится это имя - Пердёж. Морти, не будешь ли ты так любезен
- 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:53,154 освободить меня, потянув тот рычаг слева от моей камеры. Я очень страдаю.
- 00:08:53,354 --> 00:08:54,879 Морти не делай этого.
- 00:08:56,023 --> 00:08:57,023 Морти.
- 00:08:58,227 --> 00:08:59,227 Морти, ты идиот.
- 00:08:59,367 --> 00:09:00,703 Вот чёрт, мы тебя вытащим.
- 00:09:00,903 --> 00:09:04,129 Мы не можем его вытащить, он газообразный, он не пройдёт сквозь портал, Морти.
- 00:09:04,329 --> 00:09:07,093 Ну значит мы все поедем на машине. Да? Ээээ...
- 00:09:07,293 --> 00:09:07,839 Пердёж.
- 00:09:08,039 --> 00:09:09,819 Нет, пппросто залезь в машину.
- 00:09:10,019 --> 00:09:13,059 Морти, хорош, я хочу вернутся в Блипс энд Читз, я не хочу в это ввязываться.
- 00:09:13,231 --> 00:09:15,901 Ты ясно дал понять что не хочешь помочь, так что просто отойди.
- 00:09:16,101 --> 00:09:17,229 К нам идут.
- 00:09:17,429 --> 00:09:18,902 Нахер это, я пошёл.
- 00:09:22,807 --> 00:09:25,519 Поднимайся, давай, давай.
- 00:09:25,719 --> 00:09:29,111 Покиньте транспорт сделанный из мусора, или мы откроем огонь.
- 00:09:29,311 --> 00:09:30,623 Двай, двай, двай.
- 00:09:30,823 --> 00:09:31,823 Открыть огонь.
- 00:09:42,263 --> 00:09:45,893 Тупой уёбок из коврового магазина спасающий пердежи. Двинься.
- 00:09:47,047 --> 00:09:49,039 Ты чё переебал мои настройки сиденья?
- 00:09:51,036 --> 00:09:52,511 К нам идут.
- 00:09:54,615 --> 00:09:55,115 Рик.
- 00:09:55,315 --> 00:09:56,315 Да, да.
- 00:10:04,676 --> 00:10:07,031 У тебя редуктор довольно сильно разбит.
- 00:10:07,231 --> 00:10:09,801 Это потому что мой внук водит как мелоубравадиец. Я
- 00:10:09,813 --> 00:10:12,593 всегда говорил некоторые стереотипы основаны на фактах.
- 00:10:12,793 --> 00:10:16,757 Вообще-то это из-за многих лет без ремонта. Тебе стоило бы уважать свои механизмы,
- 00:10:16,769 --> 00:10:18,913 Рик. Для тебя это просто коробка с колёсами,
- 00:10:18,925 --> 00:10:20,793 но в моей культуре мы все настолько...
- 00:10:21,357 --> 00:10:22,631 Да пофиг, просто почини это.
- 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:27,069 Мне кажется нас могут выследить, но похоже нам придётся побыть здесь какое-то время.
- 00:10:27,269 --> 00:10:29,271 Знаешь, если то оружие что Майкл обронил ещё у
- 00:10:29,283 --> 00:10:31,425 тебя, то мы можем закончить работу и пойти домой.
- 00:10:31,625 --> 00:10:33,761 Ты же понимаешь что я телепат?
- 00:10:33,961 --> 00:10:34,701 Я не грубил.
- 00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:36,669 Рик, мы везём его домой.
- 00:10:36,869 --> 00:10:40,045 Да, и где это? Хочешь начать поиски того кто разнюхает это место?
- 00:10:40,245 --> 00:10:42,237 Я попал сюда случайно через червоточину, в том
- 00:10:42,249 --> 00:10:44,126 что вы называете проваливай из моей головы,
- 00:10:44,138 --> 00:10:46,137 Пердёж, я знаю что ты здесь, ла-ла-ла-ла-ла...
- 00:10:46,149 --> 00:10:48,245 Нет. В том что вы называете Туманность Прометея.
- 00:10:50,701 --> 00:10:53,829 Отлично, плюнуть, дунуть и совершить скачок на 9000 световых лет.
- 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:55,781 Знаешь, можешь уйти когда хочешь, Рик.
- 00:10:55,981 --> 00:10:58,459 Так я и поступлю мелкий ублюдок.
- 00:10:58,659 --> 00:11:01,570 Спасибо, Морти, ты не такой как другие углеродные
- 00:11:01,582 --> 00:11:04,681 формы жизни, ты ценишь все формы жизни больше своей.
- 00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:06,963 Так и должно быть, могло бы быть.
- 00:11:07,163 --> 00:11:08,836 Я полностью согласен.
- 00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:14,583 Мир мог бы быть единым. Пространством без ненависти.
- 00:11:14,783 --> 00:11:18,969 Звёзды, как алмазы в твоих глазах.
- 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:29,960 Земля может стать, стать, стать... Местом для мирного неба
- 00:11:34,423 --> 00:11:42,423 Лунные люди хотят чтобы всё было как они хотят Но мы прощаемся чтобы увидеть солнце
- 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:52,147 Пока, лунный человек
- 00:11:52,347 --> 00:11:58,115 Мы скажем пока, лунный человек
- 00:11:58,315 --> 00:12:00,963 Пока
- 00:12:01,163 --> 00:12:04,607 Хорош пиздеть про лунного человека, это не музыкальное выступление,
- 00:12:04,619 --> 00:12:07,669 это, блядь, миссия, где нам надо не ссать и не выёбываться.
- 00:12:10,717 --> 00:12:12,378 Кар - кар, пар?
- 00:12:14,039 --> 00:12:15,039 Очень смешно.
- 00:12:15,939 --> 00:12:17,193 Ещё один прикол.
- 00:12:20,036 --> 00:12:21,799 Это место великолепно.
- 00:12:21,999 --> 00:12:23,915 Я почти хочу остаться больше чем на один день.
- 00:12:24,115 --> 00:12:25,629 Ты ещё можешь.
- 00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:26,864 Ты о чём?
- 00:12:28,190 --> 00:12:31,097 Это Джерри чьи Рики и Морти не вернулись.
- 00:12:36,133 --> 00:12:37,305 Теперь они здесь живут.
- 00:12:50,578 --> 00:12:52,566 На данный момент ни одна шестерёнка не двинулась в
- 00:12:52,578 --> 00:12:54,932 любопытном деле этих неизвестных человекообразных беглецов.
- 00:12:54,956 --> 00:12:57,612 Ранее сообщалось что они где-то в шестерёночной системе.
- 00:12:57,812 --> 00:12:58,416 Твою мать...
- 00:12:58,616 --> 00:13:02,249 С чего это они так носятся за обычным заключённым? Хули ты такой ценный?
- 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:09,296 Я не ценнее жизни, но я могу менять состав атомов, примерно так.
- 00:13:11,242 --> 00:13:14,400 Это был кислород. Я добавил 71 протон к нему.
- 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:17,006 Потрясающе, пердёж, который срёт золотом. Не
- 00:13:17,018 --> 00:13:19,598 удивительно что каждый мент в системе нас ищет.
- 00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:22,472 Любой вид который захватит эту штуку, использует её для захвата
- 00:13:22,484 --> 00:13:25,128 Галактики. Знаешь какие неприятности это принесёт моей работе?
- 00:13:28,777 --> 00:13:31,130 Кто-то о нас доложил. Шестерёнкоголовый.
- 00:13:31,330 --> 00:13:35,333 Прости Рик, награда за твою голову слишком высока.
- 00:13:35,345 --> 00:13:38,730 И как ты говоришь, она достанется первому.
- 00:13:38,930 --> 00:13:41,834 Номер один тут я, мудак. Ты должен быть моим другом.
- 00:13:42,034 --> 00:13:45,770 Другом? Ты хоть знаешь моё настоящее имя? Я Револио
- 00:13:45,782 --> 00:13:50,034 Клокберг младший, я принадлежу к виду шестерёночных людей.
- 00:13:50,259 --> 00:13:54,006 Звать меня шестерёнкоголовый все равно что звать китайца азиатоголовым.
- 00:13:54,206 --> 00:13:55,588 Нет, только не ветки.
- 00:14:00,003 --> 00:14:04,740 Я хочу чтобы все здесь уяснили две вещи: никогда меня не предавайте и пора идти.
- 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:10,960 Ни с места.
- 00:14:11,930 --> 00:14:14,574 Боже мой, это...
- 00:14:35,506 --> 00:14:38,794 Эй, Морти, помнишь ты говорил что продать оружие это то-же самое что спустить курок?
- 00:14:38,818 --> 00:14:42,150 Как тебе то что всех этих людей убивают из-за твоего выбора?
- 00:14:42,350 --> 00:14:43,514 Я поступил правильно, Рик.
- 00:14:43,714 --> 00:14:45,286 Скажи это шестерёнцам шестерёноголового.
- 00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:46,062 Ты это сделал.
- 00:14:46,262 --> 00:14:50,347 Неверно. Я бы играл сейчас в Роя. А в таких условиях мои руки связаны, Морти.
- 00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:56,956 Мне не верится что Рик так поступил, это последняя капля.
- 00:14:57,156 --> 00:14:57,949 Ещё одна?
- 00:14:58,149 --> 00:15:02,646 Знаете что, к чёрту это всё. У меня есть игра получше, ребят. Я предлагаю сбежать.
- 00:15:04,152 --> 00:15:06,516 Если хочешь уйти, ты можешь выйти через парадный вход.
- 00:15:06,716 --> 00:15:09,870 Думаешь нас тут держат против собственной воли? Это было бы незаконно.
- 00:15:10,819 --> 00:15:12,916 Но, если вы можете уйти, почему вы до сих пор тут?
- 00:15:13,116 --> 00:15:16,968 По той-же причине что и ты... Мы Джерри.
- 00:15:19,536 --> 00:15:20,536 Я ухожу.
- 00:15:20,617 --> 00:15:22,878 Ладно, это всегда разрешалось.
- 00:15:30,424 --> 00:15:31,424 Морти, держи руль.
- 00:15:33,124 --> 00:15:35,452 Чёрт побери, Морти. Кто учил тебя летать на этой штуке?
- 00:15:35,652 --> 00:15:37,525 Шучу, я знаю что это я.
- 00:15:37,725 --> 00:15:38,744 Эм, Рик.
- 00:15:39,692 --> 00:15:41,606 Чёрт, ого. Ну походу это всё.
- 00:15:41,806 --> 00:15:43,670 Морти, открой окно.
- 00:15:49,550 --> 00:15:52,890 Интересно почему Грэг всегда ругает мою подружку?
- 00:15:53,090 --> 00:15:56,868 Ну, может он хочет быть со мной самим собой, на то мы и друзья.
- 00:15:57,068 --> 00:16:00,670 А может он хочет её с самим собой?
- 00:16:00,870 --> 00:16:05,886 Мир мог бы быть единым. Пространством без ненависти.
- 00:16:06,086 --> 00:16:09,952 Звёзды, как алмазы в твоих глазах.
- 00:16:10,152 --> 00:16:12,288 Моя жизнь - это хуёвая шутка.
- 00:16:12,488 --> 00:16:17,526 Пока, лунный человек.
- 00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:23,884 Мы скажем пока, лунный человек
- 00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:30,650 Пока, лунный человек.
- 00:16:30,850 --> 00:16:34,380 О, пока.
- 00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:36,224 Ну всё, поехали дальше.
- 00:16:36,424 --> 00:16:40,552 Блин, тут до чела не докопаться. В смысле он тихий и смертельный. Я видел
- 00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:44,424 нервно-паралитический газ, но у этого есть нервы. Понимаешь о чём я?
- 00:16:46,656 --> 00:16:47,319 Ты закончил?
- 00:16:47,519 --> 00:16:50,805 Смотри-ка, Морти, унесённые ветром, верно? Или,
- 00:16:50,817 --> 00:16:53,772 лучше, скажем, что-нибудь типа Газобланка.
- 00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:56,731 Ладно, я закончил, погнали на Туманность Прометея.
- 00:16:56,743 --> 00:16:59,622 Чтобы мой внук наконец смог закончить спасать жизнь.
- 00:17:09,566 --> 00:17:11,502 Эмм, на Землю, пожалуйста.
- 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:16,392 Это... а платить надо?
- 00:17:19,236 --> 00:17:20,420 Извините, извините.
- 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:24,778 [К ЧЕМУ ВРАТЬ? Я СПУЩУ ВСЕ ГЛЕМЫ НА ГЛУБЛО]
- 00:17:31,654 --> 00:17:33,222 О, привет. Что? Я не...
- 00:17:34,108 --> 00:17:35,108 Что тебе нужно?
- 00:18:02,086 --> 00:18:03,828 Эй, ты тот который уходил?
- 00:18:05,796 --> 00:18:08,862 Понятно, там надоедает.
- 00:18:09,062 --> 00:18:11,440 Точно, кому это надо?
- 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,533 Точно? Кому это надо?
- 00:18:13,733 --> 00:18:15,375 Не нам.
- 00:18:15,575 --> 00:18:17,118 Эээ, кто ты?
- 00:18:17,318 --> 00:18:20,242 Ой, извините, Пол Флешмен, бесконечное количество временных
- 00:18:20,254 --> 00:18:22,848 линий и в некоторых из них Бэт вышла за муж ещё раз.
- 00:18:23,048 --> 00:18:23,502 Господи.
- 00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:26,749 Не волнуйтесь, я очень хорошо к ней обращаюсь и я не перехожу
- 00:18:26,761 --> 00:18:29,870 границ с Морти, любому ребёнку нужен отец, но вас не заменить.
- 00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:33,279 Не поможете нам с этим? Мы пытаемся понять как пустить
- 00:18:33,291 --> 00:18:36,747 звук со звукового центра вместо телека и это очень сложно.
- 00:18:36,947 --> 00:18:39,096 О, а тут есть выход под тюльпаны?
- 00:18:39,296 --> 00:18:41,106 Мы пробовали, но тут два разных цвета.
- 00:18:41,306 --> 00:18:42,306 Тут два разных цвета.
- 00:18:42,370 --> 00:18:43,370 Что?
- 00:18:48,508 --> 00:18:51,125 Червоточина в 70 того что вы зовёте "метры" на то что
- 00:18:51,137 --> 00:18:53,522 вы зовёте "север" от того что вы зовёте "здесь".
- 00:18:53,722 --> 00:18:57,593 Отлично, Морти, тащи свой Пердёж в его дыру и прощайтесь. Я поищу топлива и отложу
- 00:18:57,605 --> 00:18:59,511 здорового, толстого Морти, это моё новое
- 00:18:59,523 --> 00:19:01,722 название для какахи после сегодняшних событий.
- 00:19:08,801 --> 00:19:12,492 Ну вот, это вернёт меня к себе подобным.
- 00:19:12,692 --> 00:19:16,887 Я буду скучать по тебе.. эээ... Пердёж. Мне очень жаль что твоё имя теперь Пердёж.
- 00:19:17,087 --> 00:19:18,768 Я скоро вернусь, Морти.
- 00:19:18,968 --> 00:19:19,502 Правда?
- 00:19:19,702 --> 00:19:24,009 После того как я с другими вернусь сюда, мы направимся за вашей углезнью.
- 00:19:24,938 --> 00:19:26,000 Углезнью?
- 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,622 Углеродные формы жизни это опасность для всех высших
- 00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:31,160 форм жизни, для нас вы то что вы бы назвали "болезнь".
- 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:34,544 Как только мы вас обнаруживаем, мы её излечиваем. Ты сам говорил
- 00:19:34,556 --> 00:19:37,654 что жизнь должна быть сохранена, даже ценой самопожертвования.
- 00:19:37,854 --> 00:19:44,386 Ты ещё не изменил своё мнение на этот счёт, я могу чувствовать твои мысли... Морти.
- 00:19:44,586 --> 00:19:50,307 Пока ты не ушёл. Можешь спеть... можешь спеть мне ещё раз?
- 00:19:50,507 --> 00:19:51,648 Да, Морти.
- 00:19:51,848 --> 00:19:57,673 Пространство без ненависти. Алмазные звёзды космического света.
- 00:19:57,873 --> 00:20:05,873 Как огни причала в непроглядную ночь. И абсолютно всё так прекрасно.
- 00:20:09,398 --> 00:20:11,968 И теперь мы скажем пока...
- 00:20:14,211 --> 00:20:18,260 Морти, почему, почему?
- 00:20:23,984 --> 00:20:25,586 Пока.
- 00:20:27,246 --> 00:20:30,261 Вы там ребят закорешились? Он пришлёт тебе открытку?
- 00:20:30,461 --> 00:20:33,574 Этот парень вытащил счастливый билет когда ваши пути пересеклись.
- 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:38,035 Знаешь, Морти, я сегодня часто говорил про последствия твоего выбора.
- 00:20:38,235 --> 00:20:40,921 Но я рад что ты настоял на том чтобы вернуть этот Пердёж домой.
- 00:20:40,933 --> 00:20:43,378 Хотя бы эти разрушения и смерти не были бесполезными, да?
- 00:20:44,871 --> 00:20:46,252 Тебе не хватает твоего пердёжного друга, да?
- 00:20:46,276 --> 00:20:49,854 Но у меня небольшой сюрприз для тебя, дружок. Пока тебя не было я нашёл ещё одну
- 00:20:49,866 --> 00:20:53,677 червоточину с миллионами таких же существ по другую сторону и они все придут в гости.
- 00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:54,877 Что, Рик? Нет, не надо.
- 00:20:55,066 --> 00:20:56,568 Слишком поздно, Морти, дыра открывается.
- 00:20:56,592 --> 00:20:57,632 Нет, Рик, ты не понимаешь.
- 00:20:59,211 --> 00:21:01,408 Их там ещё очень много.
- 00:21:05,910 --> 00:21:09,371 Эй, братан. Скольких людей сегодня убили из-за твоего Морти?
- 00:21:09,571 --> 00:21:12,710 Ни сколько мы тусили в Блипс энд Читз весь день. Так кореш?
- 00:21:12,910 --> 00:21:15,103 Так точно, братан. Рой офигенен.
- 00:21:16,179 --> 00:21:17,179 Наверное неплохо.
- 00:21:17,368 --> 00:21:18,496 Эй, Морти, вон наш Джерри.
- 00:21:20,706 --> 00:21:21,829 Я скучал по тебе.
- 00:21:22,029 --> 00:21:22,731 Привет, Рик.
- 00:21:22,931 --> 00:21:25,000 Рад видеть, Джерри. Не против поехать домой?
- 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:25,954 С радостью.
- 00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:28,293 Эй, постойте, у вас 5126?
- 00:21:28,493 --> 00:21:29,720 Не уверен, Морти.
- 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:32,758 Это билеты из Блипс энд Читз.
- 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:33,428 Что?
- 00:21:33,628 --> 00:21:35,487 Так держать, Морти. Ну ладно.
- 00:21:36,791 --> 00:21:38,223 Стойте. Что?
- 00:21:38,423 --> 00:21:39,423 Идём, Джерри.
- 00:22:11,207 --> 00:22:14,274 Надоела эта ежедневная рутина? Так это...
- 00:22:14,474 --> 00:22:18,435 Идите в Блипс энд Читз. У нас тут эээ... игра, вот... у нас тут куча игр,
- 00:22:18,447 --> 00:22:22,474 есть чаббос и флобос... пострелять можно, тащитесь сюда, играйте в игры...
- 00:22:25,165 --> 00:22:31,712 Меняйте флурбы на билеты... Рой 2 только появился... Приезжайте в Блипс энд... Читз
- 00:22:31,912 --> 00:22:35,842 Это самое крутое место в мире! Я теперь буду в рекламе!