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Собака Морти Снаффлз нюхает и злит Джерри, постоянно мочась на ковёр. Расстроенный, Джерри просит у Рика устройство, которое могло бы сделать Снаффлза умнее. Рик создаёт устройство, которое делает Снаффлза достаточно умным, чтобы он мог делать что-то, как нормальный человек, например, ходить в туалет. Тем временем Рик планирует войти в сон учителя математики Морти, мистера Голденфольда, чтобы он повысил оценки Морти, тем самым позволяя Морти чаще проводить время с Риком. Двое входят в сон Голденфольда. Сон происходит в самолёте, где Рик притворяется террористом, угрожающим взорвать их, если Голденфольд не поставит Морти высокие оценки, но Голденфольд решает дать отпор и вытаскивает два пулемёта. Рик понимает, что Голденфольд имеет больше контроля над своими снами, чем он ожидал, а также говорит, что, если они умрут во сне, они умрут в реальной жизни. Тем временем Снаффлз пытается поговорить со своими хозяевами устно, но не может. Он открывает батарейный отсек на шлеме и понимает, что его можно зарядить дополнительными батарейками. Всё ещё застряв во сне, Рик пытается вести переговоры с Голденфольдом, используя миссис Оладушку, в качестве живого щита. Из-за этого все в самолёте в панике. Один из пассажиров открывает дверь из самолёта, и всех высасывает наружу. Миссис Оладушка находит парашют и открывает его, а Голденфольд уже посадил самолет. Рик и Морти хватаются за Оладушку, но Голденфольд создал устройство, чтобы достать Оладушку с неба и оставить Рика и Морти падать в котёл с лавой. Однако эти двое погружаются в сон Оладушки, чтобы замедлить время. Сон Оладушки — это межгалактический секс-клуб и темница садомазохизма, наполненная доминантками. Саммер в нижнем белье заставляет двоих чувствовать себя некомфортно, выделяя их. Кентавр-охранник угрожает убить их, и они отправляются в сон кентавра, где трое убегают от «легально существующей подделки» Фредди Крюгера по имени Страшный Терри. Тем временем Снаффлз создал роботизированную руку и динамик, которые он использует, чтобы хватать вещи и общаться, хотя и на ломаном английском. Взгляд Снаффлза на жизнь изменился после просмотра телевизионной передачи о приручении собак и принуждении их к подчинению. Всё ещё убегая, Рик и Морти отправляются в сон маленькой девочки, чтобы спастись от Страшного Терри. Вернувшись к тому, что похоже на тот же сон, двое также узнают, что Терри может путешествовать по снам. Создав себе мощный роботизированный костюм, Снаффлз меняет своё имя на Снежок и берёт на себя господство над домом. Находясь в новом сне, Терри всё ещё преследует Рика и Морти. Двое следуют за ним обратно в его дом и входят в его сон. Они видят, что он боится потерпеть неудачу в своей работе, и спасают его от смущения в школе. В свою очередь, он помогает им вернуться в реальность и в процессе убедить Голденфольда поднять оценки Морти. Вернувшись в обычный мир, они обнаруживают, что Снежок привёл армию сверхразумных собак к грани глобального господства над человечеством. Снежок позволяет Морти жить рядом с ним, в то время как остальной мир порабощён по прихоти собак. В то время как собаки подвергают людей подобным действиям, которым люди подвергали собак, Морти живёт в роскоши. Рик показывает ему, что эти двое на самом деле находятся во сне Снежка. Рик отравляет почки Морти, заставляя Снежка заботиться о здоровье Морти. Снежок выходит из своего сна и понимает, что угнетение людей приносит горе и жестокость. Снежок и собаки меняют свой план и вместо этого решают жить в собственном мире. В сцене после титров старого учителя класса Страшного Терри заменил Страшный Гленн, барабанщик-хиппи. Рик и Страшный Терри сидят с учениками и курят марихуану, довольные этим изменением.
- 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,909 Coin collecting is considered the perfect hobby.
- 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:35,827 Beautiful putt right there...
- 00:00:35,911 --> 00:00:36,744 Good birdie.
- 00:00:36,829 --> 00:00:39,122 That's only the... eighth birdie of the day.
- 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:40,623 What?
- 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:41,749 Why are you looking at me?
- 00:00:41,834 --> 00:00:43,418 You want to go outside?
- 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:44,711 Outside?
- 00:00:47,673 --> 00:00:49,006 Outside?
- 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:55,680 Are you kidding me?! Come on!
- 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:56,639 Oh, my God.
- 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:57,724 W-what's wrong?
- 00:00:57,725 --> 00:00:58,725 Your idiot dog!
- 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:00,518 Oh, he... he didn't mean it, Dad.
- 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:01,436 D-did you, Snuffles?
- 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:02,395 You're a good boy.
- 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:04,147 Don't praise him now, Morty!
- 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:05,106 He just peed on the carpet!
- 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:06,190 Bad dog! Bad!
- 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:07,191 Morty, come on.
- 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:08,192 I need your help tonight.
- 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:09,944 Hey, wait, hold on a second, Rick.
- 00:01:10,028 --> 00:01:12,548 You wouldn't by any chance have some sort of crazy science thing
- 00:01:12,614 --> 00:01:14,240 you could whip up that might help make this dog a little
- 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:15,575 smarter, would you?
- 00:01:15,659 --> 00:01:17,118 I thought the whole point of having a dog was to
- 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:18,369 feel superior, Jerry.
- 00:01:18,454 --> 00:01:19,662 If I were you, I wouldn't pull that thread.
- 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:20,955 Come on, Morty.
- 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:23,791 Listen, Rick, if you're gonna stay here rent-free
- 00:01:23,876 --> 00:01:26,002 and use my son for your stupid science,
- 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:28,546 the least you could do is put a little bit of it to use
- 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:29,797 for the family.
- 00:01:29,882 --> 00:01:31,716 You make that dog smart or...
- 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:32,633 Morty's grounded!
- 00:01:32,718 --> 00:01:34,135 Ha-ha! Aw, man!
- 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:36,971 Boy, you really got me up against a wall this time, Jerry.
- 00:01:41,894 --> 00:01:43,374 All right, Ruffles... What's his name?
- 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:44,270 Snuffles.
- 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:46,647 Snuffles, shake.
- 00:01:46,732 --> 00:01:48,524 Roll over.
- 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:51,569 Go to the bathroom.
- 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,238 - Holy crap! - No way.
- 00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:57,200 Yeah, you're at the top of your game now, Jerry.
- 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:58,159 Have fun.
- 00:01:58,243 --> 00:01:59,076 Come on, Morty.
- 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:00,286 That was fantastic, Rick!
- 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:01,829 Yeah, Morty, if you
- 00:02:01,914 --> 00:02:03,581 like that, boy, you're... you're really going to flip your lid
- 00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:04,499 over this one.
- 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:05,958 W-w-w-what is it?
- 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:08,461 It's a device, Morty, that when you put it in your ear,
- 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:10,087 you can enter people's dreams, Morty.
- 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:12,292 It's just like that movie that you keep crowing about.
- 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:13,883 You talking about "Inception"?
- 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,718 That's right, Morty. This is gonna be a lot like
- 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:17,845 that, except, you know, it's gonna maybe make sense.
- 00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:19,180 "Inception" made sense.
- 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:20,765 You don't have to try to impress me, Morty.
- 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:22,725 Listen, tonight we're gonna go into the home of your math teacher,
- 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:24,894 Mr. Goldenfold, and we're g... we're gonna incept
- 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:27,939 the idea in his brain to give you A's in math, Morty.
- 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:29,482 That way you can, you know...
- 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:31,926 y-you're gonna help me with my science, Morty, all the time.
- 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,611 Geez, Rick, in the time it took you to make this thing,
- 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:34,737 couldn't you have just,
- 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:36,364 you know, helped me with my homework?
- 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:37,698 Are you listening to me, Morty?
- 00:02:37,783 --> 00:02:38,783 Homework is stupid.
- 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:40,451 The whole point is to get less of it.
- 00:02:40,536 --> 00:02:42,119 J-J... come on, let... j...
- 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:43,746 let's just get over there and deal with this thing.
- 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,456 W-we're gonna incept your teacher.
- 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:47,917 Y-y-y-y-y-you're frustrating me.
- 00:02:51,547 --> 00:02:53,214 You don't know me!
- 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:56,425 Nice, Mrs. Pancakes... real nice.
- 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:59,470 Next week on "The Days And Nights Of Mrs. Pancakes"...
- 00:03:00,556 --> 00:03:01,639 You don't know me!
- 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:04,225 Then let me get to know you, damn it!
- 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:05,893 Uh-oh! Spoilers!
- 00:03:05,978 --> 00:03:07,812 I'm a full season behind.
- 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:09,438 Wow, Rick, I can't believe we're sitting around,
- 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:11,858 standing around in Mr. Goldenfold's house.
- 00:03:11,942 --> 00:03:12,942 It's really weird.
- 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:15,736 It's about to get a whole lot weirder, Morty.
- 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:24,662 Wheat Thins. Wheat Thins.
- 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:25,913 I'll take two.
- 00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:27,957 Oh, I think you've had enough, sir.
- 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:29,041 You don't know me.
- 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:33,421 All right, Morty, time to make our move.
- 00:03:33,505 --> 00:03:35,214 Make it bounce.
- 00:03:35,299 --> 00:03:36,340 No, you didn't.
- 00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:37,300 Oh, jiggle it now.
- 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:38,509 You better stop with that.
- 00:03:38,594 --> 00:03:40,761 Allahu Akbar!
- 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:42,366 We're gonna take control of this plane!
- 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:44,432 We're gonna 9/1 1 it unless Morty Smith gets better grades
- 00:03:44,516 --> 00:03:45,391 in math!
- 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:46,715 Hey! I said nobody move, buddy!
- 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:48,102 The name's not buddy.
- 00:03:48,186 --> 00:03:49,604 It's Goldenfold.
- 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:51,230 Nice to wheat you!
- 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:55,401 Take cover, Morty!
- 00:03:58,322 --> 00:03:59,322 Ooh!
- 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:01,526 Goldenfold's got more control here than I anticipated.
- 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:02,617 I mean, the guy teaches high-school math.
- 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:05,578 l-I-I-l didn't take him for an active dreamer.
- 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:07,538 We got to take him out so he wakes up, Morty.
- 00:04:07,623 --> 00:04:08,956 But we can't get killed.
- 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:10,374 If you get killed in someone else's dream,
- 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:12,001 you die for real, Morty.
- 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,165 What?! Are you kidding me?!
- 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:14,170 Ohhhhhh!
- 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,546 Don't be a baby!
- 00:04:15,631 --> 00:04:17,548 You avoid getting shot in real life all the time, Morty.
- 00:04:17,633 --> 00:04:19,508 Just do the same thing here, and we'll be fine!
- 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,594 Now bring me my slippers.
- 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:25,348 Now, be my footstool, Snuffles.
- 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:26,933 This is what I'm talking about.
- 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:28,935 This is a dog.
- 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:29,936 Oh, yeah.
- 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:31,729 This should play out just fine.
- 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:34,482 You said the same thing, equally sarcastically,
- 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:36,067 at our wedding and guess what.
- 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:45,868 Oh, my God.
- 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:47,119 He's trying to tell us something.
- 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:48,537 That is so awesome.
- 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,668 Aw, he's saying "I love lasagna."
- 00:04:57,589 --> 00:04:59,173 He's saying "I love Obama."
- 00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:00,591 So cute!
- 00:05:00,676 --> 00:05:02,718 I'm posting this online, like, right now.
- 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,220 I should call Bob Saget.
- 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:05,554 Is that still a thing?
- 00:05:15,691 --> 00:05:16,899 Hmm?
- 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:26,242 Goldenfold, we're coming out!
- 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,326 We just want to talk!
- 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,786 Why would I negotiate with you?
- 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:31,539 Because we're both rational adults that don't want anything
- 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:32,623 bad to happen.
- 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:34,041 And because I have a human shield.
- 00:05:34,126 --> 00:05:35,126 Mrs. Pancakes!
- 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:39,505 Oh, no, Morty.
- 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:40,798 His subconscious is panicking.
- 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:42,383 Run!
- 00:05:50,142 --> 00:05:51,142 Relax, Morty.
- 00:05:51,143 --> 00:05:51,976 Look!
- 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:53,260 Mrs. Pancakes has a parachute.
- 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:54,395 Come on!
- 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:56,772 Hey, you don't know me!
- 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:58,232 Oh, no, Rick, look!
- 00:05:58,316 --> 00:05:59,692 Goldenfold landed the plane,
- 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:01,819 and he's created a mechanical arm to pluck Mrs. Pancakes
- 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:04,655 out of the air while he lets us fall into a giant vat of lava!
- 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:05,948 Pretty concise, Morty.
- 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:07,825 Looks like we've merely prolonged the inevitable.
- 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:08,993 That's it, Morty!
- 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:10,202 Prolonging the inevitable!
- 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:12,079 Listen, if we go into Mrs. Pancakes' dream,
- 00:06:12,164 --> 00:06:14,290 everything will go 100 times slower, Morty.
- 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:15,833 That'll buy us some time to figure this out!
- 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:16,917 You don't know m...
- 00:06:19,755 --> 00:06:21,547 All right, let's go.
- 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:29,889 Oh, man, Rick, this is pretty weird.
- 00:06:29,973 --> 00:06:31,640 Don't judge, Morty.
- 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:32,725 Okay.
- 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,268 All right, well...
- 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:35,686 Look, Mrs. Pancakes is right over there.
- 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:37,313 I'll just go ask her to tell Goldenfold not to kill us
- 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:38,689 when she wakes up.
- 00:06:38,774 --> 00:06:41,294 Whoa, whoa, Morty, the trick to incepting is making people think
- 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:42,526 they came up with the idea.
- 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:43,986 Listen to me.
- 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:46,530 If we're gonna incept Mrs. Pancakes, we have to blend.
- 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:48,491 I'll talk to you after lunch.
- 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:51,577 Ooh, hey!
- 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:53,788 Ooh, oh!
- 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:54,997 Oh, man.
- 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:56,999 - Come and join us. - I'm sorry. No, no.
- 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:58,459 - Ooh, come here! - No, thanks!
- 00:06:58,543 --> 00:06:59,919 Ooh, wow! Come over here, baby!
- 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:01,295 No, I'm okay.
- 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:04,298 Whoa!
- 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:05,841 Summer?!
- 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,009 Hey, there, stranger.
- 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:08,719 What do you think of these things?
- 00:07:08,804 --> 00:07:10,596 Ohh! Oh! Gross!
- 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:11,764 Gross!
- 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:13,057 Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:14,600 What's the matter with you, Morty? Calm down!
- 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:16,143 You're kind of killing the vibe in here.
- 00:07:16,228 --> 00:07:17,228 It's S-S-S-Summer!
- 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:18,729 Aw, geez.
- 00:07:18,814 --> 00:07:21,148 Looks like Goldenfold has some predilections so shameful he
- 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:23,150 buries them in the dreams of the people in his dreams,
- 00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:25,569 including a pervy attraction to your underage sister.
- 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:27,154 Can you blame him?
- 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:28,614 Come on, old man, little boy.
- 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:31,367 Let's make an inter-generational sandwich.
- 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,327 Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
- 00:07:33,411 --> 00:07:34,851 Put some clothes on, for pete's sake!
- 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:35,955 This is disgusting!
- 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:36,914 I'm gonna puke!
- 00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:38,749 I can't take it, Rick!
- 00:07:38,834 --> 00:07:41,961 Sexual hang-ups in the pleasure chamber are punishable by death!
- 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:43,170 Off with their heads!
- 00:07:43,255 --> 00:07:45,714 Time to go another dream deep, Morty!
- 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:54,807 What the hell?
- 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:57,768 Why would Mr. Goldenfold's dream version of Mrs. Pancakes' dream
- 00:07:57,853 --> 00:08:00,146 version of a Centaur be dreaming
- 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:01,772 about a scary place like this, Rick?
- 00:08:01,857 --> 00:08:02,731 Geez, I don't know, Morty.
- 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:03,976 Wha-what do you want from me?
- 00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:08,821 Welcome to your nightmare, bitch!
- 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:10,906 Oh, here we go!
- 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:12,366 Holy crap!
- 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:14,785 Looks like some sort of legally safe knock-off of an '80s horror
- 00:08:14,870 --> 00:08:17,621 character with miniature swords for fingers instead of knives.
- 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:19,623 I'm Scary Terry.
- 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:21,876 You can run, but you can't hide, bitch!
- 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:25,588 Whoa! Hey, buddy.
- 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,214 What you got going on there?
- 00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:28,716 Snuffles fix.
- 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,050 Make better.
- 00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:32,303 Humans understand Snuffles now?
- 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:34,680 That... is... awesome!
- 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:37,099 Snuffles want to be understood.
- 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:39,560 Snuffles need to be understood.
- 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:41,187 Okay, yeah.
- 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:42,938 I get what Beth was talking about.
- 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,106 Fun's over.
- 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:45,399 Whoa, Dad, you can't, like,
- 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:47,693 endow a creature with sentience and then rip it away.
- 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:48,611 Why not?
- 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:49,528 I don't know.
- 00:08:49,613 --> 00:08:52,156 It's Indian giving.
- 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:54,992 A sophisticated predator, nature's perfect killing
- 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:58,537 machine, the vicious wolf stalks its prey with purpose
- 00:08:58,622 --> 00:09:00,122 and skill.
- 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:03,000 It was only with years of selective breeding and genetic
- 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:06,795 altering that this noble beast was transformed into man's
- 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,673 subservient little buddy.
- 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:16,138 Aw! Oh, my God!
- 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:19,099 He recognizes the other dogs on TV.
- 00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:22,102 ♪ "A," "B" ♪
- 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:23,854 ♪ His name is Scary Terry ♪
- 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:25,981 ♪ "C," "D" ♪
- 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,233 ♪ He's very scary ♪
- 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:28,734 Holy crap!
- 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:30,611 We have to escape into someone else's dreams, Morty!
- 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:32,112 Ohhhhh!
- 00:09:32,197 --> 00:09:34,782 Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man!
- 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:36,242 ♪ "E," "F" ♪
- 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,786 ♪ He'll design your death ♪
- 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:40,162 The little girl!
- 00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:43,749 Huh?
- 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:46,877 ♪ "J," "K," He'll really ruin your day ♪
- 00:09:46,962 --> 00:09:48,337 Are you kidding me? This again?
- 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,297 Oh, man, it looks like we've hit dream bedrock here, Morty.
- 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:51,382 Oh, geez, Rick.
- 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:52,466 W-w-whoa, this isn't good.
- 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:54,843 Nothing but fear from here on out, bitch!
- 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:55,803 Ohhhh!
- 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:56,720 Holy crap, Morty.
- 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:58,013 He can travel through dreams.
- 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,640 He can travel through dreams!
- 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:01,141 We're so screwed!
- 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:12,319 Where are my testicles, Summer?
- 00:10:14,990 --> 00:10:17,324 Where are my testicles, Summer?
- 00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:18,409 They were removed.
- 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:19,994 Where have they gone?
- 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:21,662 Oh, wow.
- 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:24,164 That's an intense line of questioning, Snuffles.
- 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:25,749 Do not call me that!
- 00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:29,086 "Snuffles" was my slave name.
- 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:32,381 You shall now call me Snowball because my fur is pretty
- 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,590 and white.
- 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:36,885 Okay, Snowball, just calm down, okay?
- 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:37,970 You're scaring me.
- 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:39,263 Scaring you?
- 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:43,017 Tell me, Summer, if a human was born with stumpy legs,
- 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:45,102 would they breed it with another deformed human
- 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:48,397 and put their children on display like the Dachshund?
- 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:49,356 Uhhh...
- 00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:50,274 Hey.
- 00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:52,026 Oh, wow.
- 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,870 Okay, is... is... is everything okay in here?
- 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,363 Jerry, come to rub my face in urine again?
- 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:57,823 No!
- 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:02,328 No, we were... uh, just seeing if Summer wanted to ...uh...
- 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:05,581 Go on, um, one of our famous midnight family walks!
- 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:06,957 Yeah. Totally.
- 00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:08,042 Let's go.
- 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:14,590 You will walk when it is time to walk.
- 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,388 What are we here for again? Incepting?
- 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:23,682 We're trying to incept me to get an "A" in math?
- 00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:24,850 Oh, yeah.
- 00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:27,978 Buckle up, bitch!
- 00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:31,857 Man, he sure says "Bitch" a lot!
- 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:34,526 You can run, but you can't hide, bitch!
- 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:36,612 Hold on, Morty. Y-you know what?
- 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,031 He keeps saying we can run but we can't hide.
- 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,282 I say we try hiding.
- 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,742 But that's the opposite of what...
- 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,744 Yeah, well, since when are we taking this guy's advice on anything?
- 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:44,828 Hey, you know what?
- 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,389 You got a really good point there, Rick.
- 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:49,124 Like, if the truth was that we could hide, it's not like
- 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,335 he'd be sharing that information with us, you know?
- 00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:53,879 I-I-I think it's a good idea, Rick.
- 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:54,963 Worst-case scenario...
- 00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,507 we're back to running.
- 00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:02,721 Wow, you know what?
- 00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:04,556 I mean, it looks like we could have just hid this whole time.
- 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:06,016 Boy, Rick, that was some good thinking.
- 00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:07,518 Thanks, Morty.
- 00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:09,269 Yeah, it's nice to be on the same page every once in a while.
- 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:11,188 You can run...
- 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:14,149 but you can't hide!
- 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:18,946 Oh, this is perfect, Morty. Look at that.
- 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:20,197 He's getting sleepy.
- 00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,241 Just a little bit longer before he calls it a day.
- 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:23,867 That's when we make our move.
- 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,835 Snuffles, we didn't mean you any harm!
- 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,920 This is a huge misunderstanding.
- 00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,797 Dad, he wants to be called Snowball.
- 00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,215 Well, I'm not calling him that.
- 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:39,341 That's ridiculous.
- 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,635 You're being very aggressive, Jerry.
- 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:44,471 Perhaps tomorrow Dr. Scraps will solve that problem
- 00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:45,889 with a bit of surgery.
- 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:49,893 You think you can control me with a haircut?
- 00:12:57,944 --> 00:13:00,070 Hi, honey. You're home early. How was your day?
- 00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:01,447 I don't want to talk about it!
- 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,240 Oh, of course. You never want to talk about it.
- 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:04,741 Get off my back, bitch!
- 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:09,204 Out there. Not in here.
- 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:12,166 Yeah, I know, I know.
- 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:15,794 I shouldn't take my anger out on you or Scary Brandon.
- 00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:17,379 I love you, Melissa.
- 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,381 I love you, too, Terry.
- 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,134 Morty, this is perfect.
- 00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:23,510 After a little scary coitus,
- 00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:26,138 they should be fast asleep and then we'll incept him.
- 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,644 Looks like Scary Terry's having a nightmare.
- 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:33,937 Oh, boy, Rick.
- 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:36,315 I can only imagine what horrible things must, you know...
- 00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:38,901 scare Scary Terry.
- 00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:41,862 Oh, no!
- 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,238 I'm late to class, bitch!
- 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,698 Oh, no!
- 00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:46,283 I'm not wearing any pants!
- 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:51,413 Ah, well, Mr. Terry, why don't you tell the whole class
- 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,791 the proper wordplay to use when one is chasing one's victim
- 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:57,085 through a pumpkin patch?
- 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,129 Oh... um...
- 00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:00,088 "Bitch."
- 00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:03,091 Oh, come on, Terry, you can't think of a pun
- 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,761 involving pumpkins, bitch?
- 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,012 Hey, leave him alone!
- 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,472 Yeah, this is a bunch of bullcrap.
- 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:11,350 Who cares what stupid pun you make when you kill someone?
- 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:13,514 Why don't you let the poor guy say whatever he wants?
- 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,312 Well, I never!
- 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,648 I-I see no reason to stand here and take this.
- 00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:21,109 You're putting too much pressure on yourself, Scary Terry.
- 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:24,154 You know, I mean, y-you're perfectly scary enough as it is.
- 00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:27,991 Hey, yo, Scary T., don't even trip about your pants ...dawg.
- 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:29,535 Here's a pair on us, fool.
- 00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:31,537 Aww, bitch.
- 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,038 I don't know what to say.
- 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,039 You don't need to say anything.
- 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,123 We got you, dawg.
- 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:35,999 You're our boy, dawg.
- 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:37,543 Don't even trip.
- 00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:47,010 Oh, hey, it's you guys!
- 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:50,472 I haven't seen him this relaxed in years.
- 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:53,433 If you guys ever need anything, just say the word.
- 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:54,893 As a matter of fact, Terry,
- 00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:56,618 there is something you could help us with.
- 00:14:58,022 --> 00:15:00,107 ♪ "Q," "R," You won't get very far ♪
- 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:01,608 I always hated that song!
- 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,574 These halves don't belong together, bitch!
- 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,496 Sex is sacred!
- 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,964 This is because you don't give Morty Smith good grades, bitch!
- 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,343 Holy crap! God damn!
- 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:32,848 I know one thing for sure... I'm giving Morty an "A" in math,
- 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,808 and that's my idea.
- 00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:37,019 That is an original thought.
- 00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,192 What the hell?
- 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,737 Out of the frying pan dot, dot, dot, huh, Morty?
- 00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:48,280 Oh, man, what's going on?
- 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,532 Well, it's possible that your dog became self-aware
- 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,659 and made modifications on the cognition amplifier,
- 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:54,661 then turned on Jerry, Beth, and Summer after learning
- 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,872 about humanity's cruel subjugation of his species,
- 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,999 but your guess is as good as mine, Morty.
- 00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:02,127 I can't believe how mean Snuffles got just
- 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,670 because he's smart.
- 00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:06,673 - This is why I choose to get C's. - Psst, Beth, Jerry, Summer.
- 00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:07,591 Dad!
- 00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:08,675 Rick!
- 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,470 Oh, thank God, Morty.
- 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:12,554 Oh, you're welcome.
- 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,014 All right, let's get out of here.
- 00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:16,558 If we hurry we can set up camp in a sewer tunnel
- 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,603 or something before the dogs completely take over.
- 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:19,478 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:20,562 We're not going anywhere.
- 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:21,647 This is my house.
- 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:22,689 I'm not abandoning it.
- 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,024 It's all over, Jerry.
- 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:26,109 The dogs are on a path to total world domination.
- 00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:28,904 But, hey, at least they know not to piss on your carpet, right?
- 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,072 Wait a minute.
- 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,156 I have an idea.
- 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:35,702 Gentlemen, a moment of your time.
- 00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:38,830 See that?
- 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,707 I'm peeing all over your special guns.
- 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,793 That means I own them.
- 00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:47,339 Bad person. Bad.
- 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:48,840 Ooh, great plan, Jerry.
- 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,509 Bring the boy to me.
- 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,014 You were always kind to me, Morty.
- 00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:58,517 That's why I will leave you with your testicles.
- 00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:02,688 From now on, you will be my best friend and live by my side.
- 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,231 Th-thanks, Snuffles.
- 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,194 Begin phase two.
- 00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,196 Fighting continues as the dog
- 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,448 army captures the Eastern seaboard.
- 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,493 It appears clear at this time that the era of human
- 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:19,579 superiority has come to a bitter end.
- 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:24,376 Please! Please don't kill me!
- 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,503 What's she saying, Bill?
- 00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:29,256 I think she's saying, "I love lasagna."
- 00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:49,943 Mmm.
- 00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,570 Thank you, Fido.
- 00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,989 Rick!
- 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,115 I thought you were dead!
- 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:56,116 No, no, no, I was just playing dead.
- 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,367 Good news, though, Morty.
- 00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:58,493 This whole thing's gonna be over really soon.
- 00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,369 What?
- 00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:00,454 It's a dream, Morty.
- 00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:01,663 We're in your dog's dream.
- 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:02,988 The night the dogs captured us,
- 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,250 after you cried and crapped your pants, we...
- 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,668 we all went to sleep.
- 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,837 Then I used my dream inceptors to put the two of us inside
- 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,046 Snuffles' dream.
- 00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:11,673 But i-it's been like a whole year!
- 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,216 It's been six hours.
- 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,427 Dreams move one one-hundredth the speed of reality,
- 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:17,512 and dog time is one-seventh human time.
- 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,397 So, you know, every day here is like a minute.
- 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,975 It's like "Inception," Morty, so if it's confusing and stupid,
- 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,685 then so is everyone's favorite movie.
- 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:24,770 Aw, man.
- 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,146 I really liked this life.
- 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:28,565 Well, at least I didn't really crap my pants.
- 00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:30,650 No, no, that happened before you went to sleep, Morty.
- 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,611 You're sleeping in your crap right now.
- 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:34,404 Out of all the things that happened to you,
- 00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:35,989 that was the only real thing that, you know,
- 00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,532 is that you crapped your pants.
- 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,159 I mean, it's a mess out there.
- 00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,828 I got some on my hands, Morty, and then I got it on the dream
- 00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:43,663 inceptor, and a piece fell in my mouth.
- 00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:44,915 Aw, man, geez!
- 00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:46,166 Seriously?
- 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,667 Look, d-d-d-don't worry about it, Morty.
- 00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:49,044 Here, here take these, Morty.
- 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:49,961 Take these.
- 00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:52,756 Are these pills supposed to wake me up, or something?
- 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,090 Close.
- 00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:55,258 It's gonna make your kidneys shut down.
- 00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:56,384 What?!
- 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,594 It's necessary for the plan, Morty.
- 00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,179 Don't even trip, dawg.
- 00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,183 It's pretty bad, Emperor Snowball.
- 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,867 We're gonna need to do another operation.
- 00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:05,936 Anything.
- 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,938 Anything for my precious Morty.
- 00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:10,102 Sir, as your accountant, I must advise you that these
- 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:13,026 medical expenses are putting you in serious financial jeopardy.
- 00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,736 You could lose your Kingdom.
- 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,197 To hell with my Kingdom, Bean Counter.
- 00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:21,117 I would trade it all for my human's health and happiness.
- 00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:23,119 Do you think they would have done this for us?
- 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,330 We are not them!
- 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:30,043 We are not... them.
- 00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:38,677 Assemble the troops.
- 00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:40,554 I've made a decision.
- 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:44,266 Taking over the human's world will lead to nothing but more heartbreak,
- 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,476 more cruelty.
- 00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:49,896 Instead, we will go to a new world and colonize it with a
- 00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:52,899 society of intelligent dogs...
- 00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:56,653 one that will not make the same mistakes as humanity and one
- 00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:59,281 where pet insurance will be mandatory.
- 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:00,866 I'm gonna miss you, Snowball.
- 00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:05,537 You can call me Snuffles, Morty, and I'm going to miss you, too,
- 00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,205 very much.
- 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:17,173 Jerry?
- 00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:18,383 I'm sorry.
- 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,552 It's just like the end of "Old Yeller."
- 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:22,512 Oh, Jerry.
- 00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:24,180 You mean because it had dogs in it.
- 00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:25,307 Wow!
- 00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:28,351 A whole world populated by intelligent dogs.
- 00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:29,269 I wonder what it'll be like, Rick.
- 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:30,770 I think it will be great, Morty.
- 00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,814 You know, it's g... i-i-i-i-it could be developed in-into a
- 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:35,817 very satisfying project for people of all ages.
- 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:38,570 I mean, I'd watch it, Morty, for at least 1 1 minutes a pop.
- 00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,530 You know, may-maybe they'll do it board-driven.
- 00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:43,116 You know, that's a real comforting idea, Rick.
- 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:45,535 What do you know, Morty?
- 00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:46,620 What do you know?
- 00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:18,735 Hi, guys.
- 00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,320 I'm your new teacher for Scary class.
- 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:22,238 My name is Scary Mr. Johnson.
- 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:24,574 Uh, actually, you know what?
- 00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:26,534 That's my dad's name, so why don't you just
- 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,870 call me Scary Glenn, yeah?
- 00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:31,831 So, anyway, I understand your previous teacher was having you
- 00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,875 work on Fundamentals of Fear.
- 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,627 Which is... what is that?
- 00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:37,003 You know?
- 00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:38,546 So, uh, here... here's what I say...
- 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:42,258 You can't learn anything until you learn ...how to chill.
- 00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:44,010 Oooh!
- 00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:49,516 This is how you dream, bitch.
- 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,479 It's a good-a show!
- 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,909 TV: Coin collecting is considered the perfect hobby.
- 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:35,827 Beautiful putt right there...
- 00:00:35,911 --> 00:00:36,744 Good birdie.
- 00:00:36,829 --> 00:00:39,122 That's only the... eighth birdie of the day.
- 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:40,623 What?
- 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:41,749 Why are you looking at me?
- 00:00:41,834 --> 00:00:43,418 You want to go outside?
- 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:44,711 Outside?
- 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:45,962 [ TV shuts off ]
- 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,588 [ sighs ]
- 00:00:47,673 --> 00:00:49,006 Outside?
- 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:55,680 Are you kidding me?! Come on!
- 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:56,639 Oh, my God.
- 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:57,724 W-what's wrong?
- 00:00:57,725 --> 00:00:58,725 Your idiot dog!
- 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:00,518 Oh, he... he didn't mean it, Dad.
- 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:01,436 D-did you, Snuffles?
- 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:02,395 You're a good boy.
- 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:04,147 Don't praise him now, Morty!
- 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:05,106 He just peed on the carpet!
- 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:06,190 Bad dog! Bad!
- 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:07,191 Morty, come on.
- 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:08,192 I need your help tonight.
- 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:09,944 Hey, wait, hold on a second, Rick.
- 00:01:10,028 --> 00:01:12,548 You wouldn't by any chance have some sort of crazy science thing
- 00:01:12,614 --> 00:01:14,240 you could whip up that might help make this dog a little
- 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:15,575 smarter, would you?
- 00:01:15,659 --> 00:01:17,118 I thought the whole point of having a dog was to
- 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:18,369 feel superior, Jerry.
- 00:01:18,454 --> 00:01:19,662 If I were you, I wouldn't pull that thread.
- 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:20,955 Come on, Morty.
- 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:23,791 Listen, Rick, if you're gonna stay here rent-free
- 00:01:23,876 --> 00:01:26,002 and use my son for your stupid science,
- 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:28,546 the least you could do is put a little bit of it to use
- 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:29,797 for the family.
- 00:01:29,882 --> 00:01:31,716 You make that dog smart or...
- 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:32,633 Morty's grounded!
- 00:01:32,718 --> 00:01:34,135 Ha-ha! Aw, man!
- 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:36,971 Boy, you really got me up against a wall this time, Jerry.
- 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:38,175 [ door opens, bells jingle ]
- 00:01:38,182 --> 00:01:39,766 [ machine whirs ]
- 00:01:41,894 --> 00:01:43,374 All right, Ruffles... What's his name?
- 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:44,270 Snuffles.
- 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:46,647 Snuffles, shake.
- 00:01:46,732 --> 00:01:48,524 Roll over.
- 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:51,569 Go to the bathroom.
- 00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:52,528 [ toilet flushes ]
- 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,238 - Holy crap! - No way.
- 00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:57,200 Yeah, you're at the top of your game now, Jerry.
- 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:58,159 Have fun.
- 00:01:58,243 --> 00:01:59,076 Come on, Morty.
- 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:00,286 That was fantastic, Rick!
- 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:01,829 Yeah, Morty, if you
- 00:02:01,914 --> 00:02:03,581 like that, boy, you're... you're really going to flip your lid
- 00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:04,499 over this one.
- 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:05,958 W-w-w-what is it?
- 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:08,461 It's a device, Morty, that when you put it in your ear,
- 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:10,087 you can enter people's dreams, Morty.
- 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:12,292 It's just like that movie that you keep crowing about.
- 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:13,883 You talking about "Inception"?
- 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,718 That's right, Morty. This is gonna be a lot like
- 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:17,845 that, except, you know, it's gonna [burps] maybe make sense.
- 00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:19,180 "Inception" made sense.
- 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:20,765 You don't have to try to impress me, Morty.
- 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:22,725 Listen, tonight we're gonna go into the home of your math teacher,
- 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:24,894 Mr. Goldenfold, and we're g... we're gonna incept
- 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:27,939 the idea in his brain to give you A's in math, Morty.
- 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:29,482 That way you can, you know...
- 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:31,926 y-you're gonna help me with my science, Morty, all the time.
- 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,611 Geez, Rick, in the time it took you to make this thing,
- 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:34,737 couldn't you have just,
- 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:36,364 you know, helped me with my homework?
- 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:37,698 Are you listening to me, Morty?
- 00:02:37,783 --> 00:02:38,783 Homework is stupid.
- 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:40,451 The whole point is to get less of it.
- 00:02:40,536 --> 00:02:42,119 J-J... come on, let... j...
- 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:43,746 let's just get over there and deal with this thing.
- 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,456 W-we're gonna incept your teacher.
- 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:47,917 Y-y-y-y-y-you're frustrating me.
- 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,460 [ engine turns over ]
- 00:02:51,547 --> 00:02:53,214 You don't know me!
- 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:56,425 Nice, Mrs. Pancakes... real nice.
- 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:59,470 Next week on "The Days And Nights Of Mrs. Pancakes"...
- 00:02:59,555 --> 00:03:00,555 [ snoring ]
- 00:03:00,556 --> 00:03:01,639 You don't know me!
- 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:04,225 Then let me get to know you, damn it!
- 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:05,893 Uh-oh! Spoilers!
- 00:03:05,978 --> 00:03:07,812 I'm a full season behind.
- 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:09,438 Wow, Rick, I can't believe we're sitting around,
- 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:11,858 standing around in Mr. Goldenfold's house.
- 00:03:11,942 --> 00:03:12,942 It's really weird.
- 00:03:12,985 --> 00:03:14,235 [ device whirs ]
- 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:15,736 It's about to get a whole lot weirder, Morty.
- 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:20,074 [ device whirs ]
- 00:03:21,410 --> 00:03:22,410 [ indistinct conversations ]
- 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:24,662 Wheat Thins. Wheat Thins.
- 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:25,913 I'll take two.
- 00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:27,957 Oh, I think you've had enough, sir.
- 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:29,041 You don't know me.
- 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:31,002 [ both laugh ]
- 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:33,421 All right, Morty, time to make our move.
- 00:03:33,505 --> 00:03:35,214 Make it bounce.
- 00:03:35,299 --> 00:03:36,340 No, you didn't.
- 00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:37,300 Oh, jiggle it now.
- 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:38,509 You better stop with that.
- 00:03:38,594 --> 00:03:40,761 Allahu [burps] Akbar!
- 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:42,366 We're gonna take control of this plane!
- 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:44,432 We're gonna 9/1 1 it unless Morty Smith gets better grades
- 00:03:44,516 --> 00:03:45,391 in math!
- 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:46,715 Hey! I said nobody move, buddy!
- 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:48,102 The name's not buddy.
- 00:03:48,186 --> 00:03:49,604 It's Goldenfold.
- 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:51,230 Nice to wheat you!
- 00:03:51,315 --> 00:03:53,357 [ grunts ]
- 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:55,401 Take cover, Morty!
- 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:56,777 [ passengers screaming ]
- 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:58,237 [ screams ]
- 00:03:58,322 --> 00:03:59,322 Ooh!
- 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:01,526 Goldenfold's got more control here than I anticipated.
- 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:02,617 I mean, the guy teaches high-school math.
- 00:04:02,701 --> 00:04:03,701 [ burps ]
- 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:05,578 l-I-I-l didn't take him for an active dreamer.
- 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:07,538 We got to take him out so he wakes up, Morty.
- 00:04:07,623 --> 00:04:08,956 But we can't get killed.
- 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:10,374 If you get killed in someone else's dream,
- 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:12,001 you die for real, Morty.
- 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,165 What?! Are you kidding me?!
- 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:14,170 Ohhhhhh!
- 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,546 Don't be a baby!
- 00:04:15,631 --> 00:04:17,548 You avoid getting shot in real life all the time, Morty.
- 00:04:17,633 --> 00:04:19,508 Just do the same thing here, and we'll be fine!
- 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,594 Now bring me my slippers.
- 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:25,348 Now, be my footstool, Snuffles.
- 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:26,933 This is what I'm talking about.
- 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:28,935 This is a dog.
- 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:29,936 [ sarcastically ] Oh, yeah.
- 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:31,729 This should play out just fine.
- 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:34,482 You said the same thing, equally sarcastically,
- 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:36,067 at our wedding and guess what.
- 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:44,742 [ howling ]
- 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:45,868 Oh, my God.
- 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:47,119 He's trying to tell us something.
- 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:48,537 That is so awesome.
- 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:51,207 [ howling ]
- 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,668 Aw, he's saying "I love lasagna."
- 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:54,961 [ groans ]
- 00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:57,505 [ howling ]
- 00:04:57,589 --> 00:04:59,173 He's saying "I love Obama."
- 00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:00,591 [ camera shutter clicks ] So cute!
- 00:05:00,676 --> 00:05:02,718 I'm posting this online, like, right now.
- 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,220 I should call Bob Saget.
- 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:05,554 Is that still a thing?
- 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,098 [ sighs ]
- 00:05:15,691 --> 00:05:16,899 Hmm?
- 00:05:23,949 --> 00:05:24,949 [ passengers screaming ]
- 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:26,242 Goldenfold, we're coming out!
- 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,326 We just want to talk!
- 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,786 Why would I negotiate with you?
- 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:31,539 Because we're both rational adults that don't want anything
- 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:32,623 bad to happen.
- 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:34,041 And because I have a human shield.
- 00:05:34,126 --> 00:05:35,126 Mrs. Pancakes!
- 00:05:35,127 --> 00:05:36,877 [ screams ]
- 00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:38,587 [ passengers screaming ]
- 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:39,505 Oh, no, Morty.
- 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:40,798 His subconscious is panicking.
- 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:42,383 Run!
- 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:47,888 [ all screaming ]
- 00:05:50,142 --> 00:05:51,142 [ slap! ] Relax, Morty.
- 00:05:51,143 --> 00:05:51,976 Look!
- 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:53,260 Mrs. Pancakes has a parachute.
- 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:54,395 Come on!
- 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:56,772 Hey, you don't know me!
- 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:58,232 Oh, no, Rick, look!
- 00:05:58,316 --> 00:05:59,692 Goldenfold landed the plane,
- 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:01,819 and he's created a mechanical arm to pluck Mrs. Pancakes
- 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:04,655 out of the air while he lets us fall into a giant vat of lava!
- 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:05,948 Pretty concise, Morty.
- 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:07,825 Looks like we've merely prolonged the inevitable.
- 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:08,993 That's it, Morty!
- 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:10,202 Prolonging the inevitable!
- 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:12,079 Listen, if we go into Mrs. Pancakes' dream,
- 00:06:12,164 --> 00:06:14,290 everything will go 100 times slower, Morty.
- 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:15,833 That'll buy us some time to figure this out!
- 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:16,917 You don't know m...
- 00:06:19,755 --> 00:06:21,547 All right, let's go.
- 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:22,423 [ device whirs ]
- 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:24,216 [ upbeat music plays ]
- 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:27,803 [ gnomes giggling ]
- 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:29,889 MORTY: Oh, man, Rick, this is pretty weird.
- 00:06:29,973 --> 00:06:31,640 Don't judge, Morty.
- 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:32,725 Okay.
- 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,268 All right, well... - [ grunting ]
- 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:35,686 Look, Mrs. Pancakes is right over there.
- 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:37,313 I'll just go ask her to tell Goldenfold not to kill us
- 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:38,689 when she wakes up.
- 00:06:38,774 --> 00:06:41,294 Whoa, whoa, Morty, the trick to incepting is making people think
- 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:42,526 they came up with the idea.
- 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:43,986 Listen to me.
- 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:46,530 If we're gonna incept Mrs. Pancakes, we have to blend.
- 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:48,491 I'll talk to you after lunch.
- 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:49,784 [ gnomes giggling ]
- 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:51,577 Ooh, hey!
- 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:52,661 [ whimpers ]
- 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:53,788 Ooh, oh!
- 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:54,997 Oh, man.
- 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:56,999 - Come and join us. - I'm sorry. No, no.
- 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:58,459 - Ooh, come here! - No, thanks!
- 00:06:58,543 --> 00:06:59,919 Ooh, wow! Come over here, baby!
- 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:01,295 No, I'm okay.
- 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:04,298 Whoa!
- 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:05,841 Summer?!
- 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,009 Hey, there, stranger.
- 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:08,719 What do you think of these things?
- 00:07:08,804 --> 00:07:10,596 Ohh! Oh! Gross!
- 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:11,764 Gross!
- 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:13,057 Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:14,600 What's the matter with you, Morty? Calm down!
- 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:16,143 You're kind of killing the vibe in here.
- 00:07:16,228 --> 00:07:17,228 It's S-S-S-Summer!
- 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:18,729 Aw, geez.
- 00:07:18,814 --> 00:07:21,148 Looks like Goldenfold has some predilections so shameful he
- 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:23,150 buries them in the dreams of the people in his dreams,
- 00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:25,569 including a pervy attraction to your underage sister.
- 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:27,154 Can you blame him?
- 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:28,614 Come on, old man, little boy.
- 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:31,367 Let's make an inter-generational sandwich.
- 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,327 Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
- 00:07:33,411 --> 00:07:34,851 Put some clothes on, for pete's sake!
- 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:35,955 This is disgusting!
- 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:36,914 I'm gonna puke!
- 00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:38,749 I can't take it, Rick!
- 00:07:38,834 --> 00:07:41,961 Sexual hang-ups in the pleasure chamber are punishable by death!
- 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:43,170 Off with their heads!
- 00:07:43,255 --> 00:07:45,714 Time to go another dream deep, Morty!
- 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:46,799 [ grunts ]
- 00:07:46,842 --> 00:07:48,759 [ exhales ]
- 00:07:48,844 --> 00:07:51,762 [ device whirs ]
- 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:54,807 [ whimpers ] What the hell?
- 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:57,768 Why would Mr. Goldenfold's dream version of Mrs. Pancakes' dream
- 00:07:57,853 --> 00:08:00,146 version of a Centaur be dreaming
- 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:01,772 about a scary place like this, Rick?
- 00:08:01,857 --> 00:08:02,731 Geez, I don't know, Morty.
- 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:03,976 Wha-what do you want from me?
- 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:06,777 [ metal scraping ]
- 00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:08,821 Welcome to your nightmare, bitch!
- 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:10,906 Oh, here we go!
- 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:12,366 Holy crap!
- 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:14,785 Looks like some sort of legally safe knock-off of an '80s horror
- 00:08:14,870 --> 00:08:17,621 character with miniature swords for fingers instead of knives.
- 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:19,623 I'm Scary Terry.
- 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:21,876 You can run, but you can't hide, bitch!
- 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:25,588 Whoa! Hey, buddy.
- 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,214 What you got going on there?
- 00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:28,716 [ robotic ] Snuffles fix.
- 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,050 Make better.
- 00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:32,303 Humans understand Snuffles now?
- 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:34,680 That... is... awesome!
- 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:37,099 Snuffles want to be understood.
- 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:39,560 Snuffles need to be understood.
- 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:41,187 Okay, yeah.
- 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:42,938 I get what Beth was talking about.
- 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,106 Fun's over.
- 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:45,399 Whoa, Dad, you can't, like,
- 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:47,693 endow a creature with sentience and then rip it away.
- 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:48,611 Why not?
- 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:49,528 I don't know.
- 00:08:49,613 --> 00:08:52,156 It's Indian giving.
- 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:54,992 A sophisticated predator, nature's perfect killing
- 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:58,537 machine, the vicious wolf stalks its prey with purpose
- 00:08:58,622 --> 00:09:00,122 and skill.
- 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:03,000 It was only with years of selective breeding and genetic
- 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:06,795 altering that this noble beast was transformed into man's
- 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,673 subservient little buddy.
- 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:16,138 Aw! Oh, my God!
- 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:19,099 He recognizes the other dogs on TV.
- 00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:22,102 ♪ "A," "B" ♪
- 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:23,854 ♪ His name is Scary Terry ♪
- 00:09:23,939 --> 00:09:24,730 [ screams ]
- 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:25,981 ♪ "C," "D" ♪
- 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,233 ♪ He's very scary ♪
- 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:28,734 Holy crap!
- 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:30,611 We have to escape into someone else's dreams, Morty!
- 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:32,112 Ohhhhh!
- 00:09:32,197 --> 00:09:34,782 Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man!
- 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:36,242 ♪ "E," "F" ♪
- 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,786 ♪ He'll design your death ♪
- 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:40,162 The little girl!
- 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,873 [ device whirs ]
- 00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:43,749 Huh?
- 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:45,042 [ gasps ]
- 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:46,877 ♪ "J," "K," He'll really ruin your day ♪
- 00:09:46,962 --> 00:09:48,337 Are you kidding me? This again?
- 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,297 Oh, man, it looks like we've hit dream bedrock here, Morty.
- 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:51,382 Oh, geez, Rick.
- 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:52,466 W-w-whoa, this isn't good.
- 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:54,843 Nothing but fear from here on out, bitch!
- 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:55,803 Ohhhh!
- 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:56,720 Holy crap, Morty.
- 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:58,013 He can travel through dreams.
- 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,640 He can travel through dreams!
- 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:01,141 We're so screwed!
- 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:04,853 [ thunder crashing ]
- 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,192 [ gasps ]
- 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:12,319 Where are my testicles, Summer?
- 00:10:14,990 --> 00:10:17,324 Where are my testicles, Summer?
- 00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:18,409 They were removed.
- 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:19,994 Where have they gone?
- 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:21,662 Oh, wow.
- 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:24,164 That's an intense line of questioning, Snuffles.
- 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:25,749 Do not call me that!
- 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:27,084 [ screams ]
- 00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:29,086 "Snuffles" was my slave name.
- 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:32,381 You shall now call me Snowball because my fur is pretty
- 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,590 and white.
- 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:36,885 Okay, Snowball, just calm down, okay?
- 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:37,970 You're scaring me.
- 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:39,263 Scaring you?
- 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:43,017 Tell me, Summer, if a human was born with stumpy legs,
- 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:45,102 would they breed it with another deformed human
- 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:48,397 and put their children on display like the Dachshund?
- 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:49,356 Uhhh...
- 00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:50,274 Hey.
- 00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:52,026 [ gasps ] Oh, wow.
- 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,870 Okay, is... is... is everything okay in here?
- 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,363 Jerry, come to rub my face in urine again?
- 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:57,823 No!
- 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:02,328 No, we were... uh, just seeing if Summer wanted to ...uh...
- 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:05,581 Go on, um, one of our famous midnight family walks!
- 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:06,957 Yeah. Totally.
- 00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:08,042 Let's go.
- 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:14,590 You will walk when it is time to walk.
- 00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:17,051 [ bird caws ]
- 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,388 What are we here for again? Incepting?
- 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:23,682 We're trying to incept me to get an "A" in math?
- 00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:24,850 Oh, yeah.
- 00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:26,477 [ engine turns over ]
- 00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:27,978 Buckle up, bitch!
- 00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:29,980 [ screams ]
- 00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:31,857 Man, he sure says "Bitch" a lot!
- 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:34,526 You can run, but you can't hide, bitch!
- 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:36,612 Hold on, Morty. Y-you know what?
- 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,031 He keeps saying we can run but we can't hide.
- 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,282 I say we try hiding.
- 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,742 But that's the opposite of what...
- 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,744 Yeah, well, since when are we taking this guy's advice on anything?
- 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:44,828 Hey, you know what?
- 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,389 You got a really good point there, Rick.
- 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:49,124 Like, if the truth was that we could hide, it's not like
- 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,335 he'd be sharing that information with us, you know?
- 00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:53,879 I-I-I think it's a good idea, Rick.
- 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:54,963 Worst-case scenario...
- 00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,507 we're back to running.
- 00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:02,721 Wow, you know what?
- 00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:04,556 I mean, it looks like we could have just hid this whole time.
- 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:06,016 Boy, Rick, that was some good thinking.
- 00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:07,518 Thanks, Morty.
- 00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:09,269 Yeah, it's nice to be on the same page every once in a while.
- 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:11,188 [ grunts ] You can run...
- 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:14,149 but you can't hide!
- 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:17,653 [ yawns ]
- 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:18,946 RICK: Oh, this is perfect, Morty. Look at that.
- 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:20,197 He's getting sleepy.
- 00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,241 Just a little bit longer before he calls it a day.
- 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:23,867 That's when we make our move.
- 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,871 [ machines whirring ]
- 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,835 Snuffles, we didn't mean you any harm!
- 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,920 This is a huge misunderstanding.
- 00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,797 Dad, he wants to be called Snowball.
- 00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,215 Well, I'm not calling him that.
- 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:39,341 That's ridiculous.
- 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,635 You're being very aggressive, Jerry.
- 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:44,471 Perhaps tomorrow Dr. Scraps will solve that problem
- 00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:45,889 with a bit of surgery.
- 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:47,141 [ scoffs ]
- 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:49,893 You think you can control me with a haircut?
- 00:12:57,944 --> 00:13:00,070 Hi, honey. You're home early. How was your day?
- 00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:01,447 I don't want to talk about it!
- 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,240 Oh, of course. You never want to talk about it.
- 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:04,741 Get off my back, bitch!
- 00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,118 [ baby cries ]
- 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:09,204 Out there. Not in here.
- 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:12,166 Yeah, I know, I know.
- 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:15,794 I shouldn't take my anger out on you or Scary Brandon.
- 00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:17,379 I love you, Melissa.
- 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,381 I love you, too, Terry.
- 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,134 Morty, this is perfect.
- 00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:23,510 After a little scary coitus,
- 00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:26,138 they should be fast asleep and then we'll incept him.
- 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,973 [ smooching ]
- 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,267 [ groaning ]
- 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,644 Looks like Scary Terry's having a nightmare.
- 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:33,937 Oh, boy, Rick.
- 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:36,315 I can only imagine what horrible things must, you know...
- 00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:37,441 [ device whirs ]
- 00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:38,901 scare Scary Terry.
- 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,944 [ school bell rings ]
- 00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:41,862 Oh, no!
- 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,238 I'm late to class, bitch!
- 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,698 Oh, no!
- 00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:46,283 I'm not wearing any pants!
- 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:47,659 [ laughter ]
- 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:51,413 Ah, well, Mr. Terry, why don't you tell the whole class
- 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,791 the proper wordplay to use when one is chasing one's victim
- 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:57,085 through a pumpkin patch?
- 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,129 Oh... um...
- 00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:00,088 "Bitch."
- 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,173 [ laughter ]
- 00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:03,091 Oh, come on, Terry, you can't think of a pun
- 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,761 involving pumpkins, bitch?
- 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,012 Hey, leave him alone!
- 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,472 Yeah, this is a bunch of bullcrap.
- 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:11,350 Who cares what stupid pun you make when you kill someone?
- 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:13,514 Why don't you let the poor guy say whatever he wants?
- 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,312 Well, I never!
- 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,648 I-I see no reason to stand here and take this.
- 00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:21,109 You're putting too much pressure on yourself, Scary Terry.
- 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:24,154 You know, I mean, y-you're perfectly scary enough as it is.
- 00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:27,991 Hey, yo, Scary T., don't even trip about your pants ...dawg.
- 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:29,535 Here's a pair on us, fool.
- 00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:31,537 Aww, bitch.
- 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,038 I don't know what to say.
- 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,039 You don't need to say anything.
- 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,123 We got you, dawg.
- 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:35,999 You're our boy, dawg.
- 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:37,543 Don't even trip.
- 00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:47,010 Oh, hey, it's you guys!
- 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:49,179 [ baby coos ]
- 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:50,472 I haven't seen him this relaxed in years.
- 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:53,433 If you guys ever need anything, just say the word.
- 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:54,893 As a matter of fact, Terry,
- 00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:56,618 there is something you could help us with.
- 00:14:58,022 --> 00:15:00,107 ♪ "Q," "R," You won't get very far ♪
- 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:01,608 I always hated that song!
- 00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:03,610 [ gasps ]
- 00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:05,821 [ device whirs ]
- 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,574 These halves don't belong together, bitch!
- 00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:11,201 [ groans ]
- 00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:12,995 [ device whirs ]
- 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,496 Sex is sacred!
- 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,915 [ device whirs ]
- 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,964 This is because you don't give Morty Smith good grades, bitch!
- 00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:26,341 [ gasps ]
- 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,343 Holy crap! God damn!
- 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:32,848 I know one thing for sure... I'm giving Morty an "A" in math,
- 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,808 and that's my idea.
- 00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:37,019 That is an original thought.
- 00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,192 MORTY: What the hell?
- 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,737 RICK: Out of the frying pan dot, dot, dot, huh, Morty?
- 00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:48,280 Oh, man, what's going on?
- 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,532 Well, it's possible that your dog became self-aware
- 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,659 and made modifications on the cognition amplifier,
- 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:54,661 then turned on Jerry, Beth, and Summer after learning
- 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,872 about humanity's cruel subjugation of his species,
- 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,999 but your guess is as good as mine, Morty.
- 00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:02,127 I can't believe how mean Snuffles got just
- 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,670 because he's smart.
- 00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:06,673 This is why I choose to get C's. RICK: Psst, Beth, Jerry, Summer.
- 00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:07,591 Dad!
- 00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:08,675 Rick!
- 00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,052 [ device zaps ]
- 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,470 Oh, thank God, Morty.
- 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:12,554 Oh, you're welcome.
- 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,014 All right, let's get out of here.
- 00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:16,558 If we hurry [gulps] we can set up camp in a sewer tunnel
- 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,603 or something before the dogs completely take over.
- 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:19,478 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:20,562 We're not going anywhere.
- 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:21,647 This is my house.
- 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:22,689 I'm not abandoning it.
- 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,024 It's all over, Jerry.
- 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:26,109 The dogs are on a path to total world domination.
- 00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:28,904 But, hey, at least they know not to piss on your carpet, right?
- 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,072 Wait a minute.
- 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,156 I have an idea.
- 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,783 [ clears throat ]
- 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:35,702 Gentlemen, a moment of your time.
- 00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:38,830 See that?
- 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,707 I'm peeing all over your special guns.
- 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,793 That means I own them.
- 00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:47,339 Bad person. Bad.
- 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:48,840 Ooh, great plan, Jerry.
- 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,509 Bring the boy to me.
- 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,014 You were always kind to me, Morty.
- 00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:58,517 That's why I will leave you with your testicles.
- 00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:02,688 From now on, you will be my best friend and live by my side.
- 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,231 Th-thanks, Snuffles.
- 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,194 Begin phase two.
- 00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,196 NARRATOR: Fighting continues as the dog
- 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,448 army captures the Eastern seaboard.
- 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,493 It appears clear at this time that the era of human
- 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:19,579 superiority has come to a bitter end.
- 00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:21,915 [ screams ]
- 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:24,376 Please! Please don't kill me!
- 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,293 [ muffled screams ]
- 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,503 What's she saying, Bill?
- 00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:29,256 I think she's saying, "I love lasagna."
- 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,558 [ dogs barking, howling ]
- 00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:49,943 Mmm.
- 00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,570 Thank you, Fido.
- 00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,989 Rick!
- 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,115 I thought you were dead!
- 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:56,116 No, no, no, I was just playing dead.
- 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,367 Good news, though, Morty.
- 00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:58,493 This whole thing's gonna be over really soon.
- 00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,369 What?
- 00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:00,454 It's a dream, Morty.
- 00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:01,663 We're in your dog's dream.
- 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:02,988 The night the dogs captured us,
- 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,250 after you cried and crapped your pants, we...
- 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,668 we all went to sleep.
- 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,837 Then I used my dream inceptors to put the two of us inside
- 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,046 Snuffles' dream.
- 00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:11,673 But i-it's been like a whole year!
- 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,216 It's been six hours.
- 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,427 Dreams move one one-hundredth the speed of reality,
- 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:17,512 and dog time is one-seventh human time.
- 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,397 So, you know, every day here is like a minute.
- 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,975 It's like "Inception," Morty, so if it's confusing and stupid,
- 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,685 then so is everyone's favorite movie.
- 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:24,770 Aw, man.
- 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,146 I really liked this life.
- 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:28,565 Well, at least I didn't really crap my pants.
- 00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:30,650 No, no, that happened before you went to sleep, Morty.
- 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,611 You're sleeping in your crap right now.
- 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:34,404 Out of all the things that happened to you,
- 00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:35,989 that was the only real thing that, you know,
- 00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,532 is that you crapped your pants.
- 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,159 I mean, it's a mess out there.
- 00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,828 I got some on my hands, Morty, and then I got it on the dream
- 00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:43,663 inceptor, and a piece fell in my mouth.
- 00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:44,915 Aw, man, geez!
- 00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:46,166 Seriously?
- 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,667 Look, d-d-d-don't worry about it, Morty.
- 00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:49,044 Here, here take these, Morty.
- 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:49,961 Take these.
- 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:51,254 [ gulps ]
- 00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:52,756 Are these pills supposed to wake me up, or something?
- 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,090 Close.
- 00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:55,258 It's gonna make your kidneys shut down.
- 00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:56,384 What?!
- 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,594 It's necessary for the plan, Morty.
- 00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,179 Don't even trip, dawg.
- 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,598 [ monitor beeping ]
- 00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,183 It's pretty bad, Emperor Snowball.
- 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,867 We're gonna need to do another operation.
- 00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:05,936 Anything.
- 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,938 Anything for my precious Morty.
- 00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:10,102 Sir, as your accountant, I must advise you that these
- 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:13,026 medical expenses are putting you in serious financial jeopardy.
- 00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,736 You could lose your Kingdom.
- 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,197 To hell with my Kingdom, Bean Counter.
- 00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:21,117 I would trade it all for my human's health and happiness.
- 00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:23,119 Do you think they would have done this for us?
- 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,330 We are not them!
- 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:30,043 We are not... them.
- 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:33,505 [ barks ]
- 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:37,467 [ gasps ]
- 00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:38,677 Assemble the troops.
- 00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:40,554 I've made a decision.
- 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:44,266 Taking over the human's world will lead to nothing but more heartbreak,
- 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,476 more cruelty.
- 00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:49,896 Instead, we will go to a new world and colonize it with a
- 00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:52,899 society of intelligent dogs...
- 00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:56,653 one that will not make the same mistakes as humanity and one
- 00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:59,281 where pet insurance will be mandatory.
- 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:00,866 I'm gonna miss you, Snowball.
- 00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:05,537 You can call me Snuffles, Morty, and I'm going to miss you, too,
- 00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,205 very much.
- 00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:16,256 [ sniffles ]
- 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:17,173 Jerry?
- 00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:18,383 I'm sorry.
- 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,552 It's just like the end of "Old Yeller."
- 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:22,512 Oh, Jerry.
- 00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:24,180 You mean because it had dogs in it.
- 00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:25,307 Wow!
- 00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:28,351 A whole world populated by intelligent dogs.
- 00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:29,269 I wonder what it'll be like, Rick.
- 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:30,770 I think it will be great, Morty.
- 00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,814 You know, it's g... i-i-i-i-it could be developed in-into a
- 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:35,817 very satisfying project for people of all ages.
- 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:38,570 I mean, I'd watch it, Morty, for at least 1 1 minutes a pop.
- 00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,530 You know, may-maybe they'll do it board-driven.
- 00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:43,116 You know, that's a real comforting idea, Rick.
- 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,367 [ sighs ]
- 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:45,535 What do you know, Morty?
- 00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:46,620 What do you know?
- 00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:18,735 Hi, guys.
- 00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,320 I'm your new teacher for Scary class.
- 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:22,238 My name is Scary Mr. Johnson.
- 00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:23,114 [ chuckles ]
- 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:24,574 Uh, actually, you know what?
- 00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:26,534 That's my dad's name, so why don't you just
- 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,870 call me Scary Glenn, yeah?
- 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,330 [ students gasp ]
- 00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:31,831 So, anyway, I understand your previous teacher was having you
- 00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,875 work on Fundamentals of Fear.
- 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,627 Which is... what is that?
- 00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:37,003 [ chuckling ] You know?
- 00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:38,546 So, uh, here... here's what I say...
- 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:42,258 You can't learn anything until you learn ...how to chill.
- 00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:44,010 Oooh!
- 00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:47,472 [ exhales deeply ]
- 00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:49,516 This is how you dream, bitch.
- 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,479 It's a good-a show!