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Мисикс и разрушение
После особенно травмирующего приключения Морти заключает пари с Риком, что он возглавит своё собственное приключение. Когда остальные члены семьи Смитов спрашивают Рика о решении нескольких людских проблем, он даёт им коробку с Мисиксами, устройство, способное вызывать синих гуманоидов по имени «Мистер Мисикс». Эти существа живут в боли, пока не выполнят первое указание, которое им дано; как только оно будет завершено, они исчезнут. Рик предупреждает семью, чтобы их задачи были простыми. Джерри вызывает Мисикса и просит его помочь ему научиться играть в гольф, что оказывается невыполнимой задачей. В попытке исполнить своё предназначение, Мисикс Джерри вызывает других Мисиксов. Вскоре Мисиксы решают, что их единственная надежда — убить Джерри. Орда вооружённых Мисиксов нападает на ресторан и берёт заложников, чтобы заставить Джерри выйти. Джерри почти выходит, но Бет вдохновляет и поощряет его попробовать свои силы в гольф в последний раз. Джерри использует оторванный кусок стеллажа и помидор, чтобы показать, что его игра улучшилась, и все довольные Мисиксы перестают существовать. Морти и Рик прибывают в средневековый фантастический мир, чтобы начать своё приключение. Они останавливаются в бедной деревне, которая просит их помочь украсть сокровище великана, чтобы собрать деньги. Морти и Рик поднимаются по гигантскому бобовому стеблю в мир гигантов, но в результате несчастного случая их арестовывают за убийство гиганта. Их судят на суде гигантов, но оправдывают по формальным причинам. Герои останавливаются в таверне, чтобы выпить, где Морти противостоит Рику из-за его негатива, прежде чем отправиться в уборную. Там он встречает мистера Желатина, поначалу дружелюбного существа, который пытается его изнасиловать. Морти сопротивляется, явно потрясённый этим. Тем временем Рик начинает получать удовольствие, выигрывая приличную сумму денег в карты. Морти умоляет Рика пойти домой и признаёт, что проиграл пари. Рик видит, как побитый мистер Желатин выходит из уборной, и, понимая, что произошло, поднимает настроение Морти, отдав свой выигрыш бедным сельским жителям. Жители деревни объявляют Рика и Морти героями и просят их остаться и встретиться с их королём: мистером Желатином. Морти быстро убеждает Рика открыть портал, чтобы уйти; Рик делает это, затем стреляет через него и убивает Желатина. В сцене после титров двое жителей деревни находят компрометирующие фотографии в сейфе короля Желатина, но сжигают его, чтобы сохранить наследие короля в неприкосновенности. По мнению одного из них, это к лучшему.
- 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:36,744 Run!
- 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:41,207 Morty, do it! Hit the button now!
- 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:42,291 I can't do it, Rick!
- 00:00:42,334 --> 00:00:43,626 They're my parents and sister!
- 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:45,086 Morty, I already told you... it's not your family!
- 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:47,046 They're clones from an alternate reality,
- 00:00:47,131 --> 00:00:48,715 possessed by demonic alien spirits from another
- 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:49,882 dimension's future!
- 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:51,342 Do you need a mnemonic device or something?
- 00:00:51,427 --> 00:00:52,635 Just hit the button, already!
- 00:00:54,138 --> 00:00:57,098 Morty, please, I love you, sweetheart.
- 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:58,474 Oh!
- 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:06,482 Good work, Morty.
- 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:10,695 You know, Th-Th-these demonic alien spirits are really valuable.
- 00:01:10,779 --> 00:01:11,988 You okay, Morty?
- 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,031 I told you not to trust that tuna.
- 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:15,491 I just killed my family!
- 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:16,696 I don't care what they were.
- 00:01:16,702 --> 00:01:17,827 I don't know, Morty.
- 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:19,287 Some people'd pay top dollar for that kind of breakthrough.
- 00:01:19,371 --> 00:01:20,371 You know what, Rick?
- 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:21,497 That's it!
- 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,124 I'm done with these insane adventures!
- 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:25,376 That was really traumatizing! I quit! I'm out!
- 00:01:25,461 --> 00:01:26,961 Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:28,880 Come on, Morty, don't... don't... don't be like that.
- 00:01:28,964 --> 00:01:30,548 The Universe is a crazy, chaotic place.
- 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:31,924 You're the one that's crazy and chaotic!
- 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:34,218 Adventures are supposed to be simple and fun.
- 00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:35,303 Oh, yeah, Morty, yeah.
- 00:01:35,304 --> 00:01:36,424 Yeah, that... that... that's
- 00:01:36,472 --> 00:01:38,389 real easy to say from the sidekick position.
- 00:01:38,474 --> 00:01:40,433 But... but, uh, how about next time you be in charge,
- 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:42,518 and then we'll talk about how simple and fun it is?
- 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:43,811 Seriously, Rick?
- 00:01:43,896 --> 00:01:45,938 Y-y-you'll... you'll let me call the shots?
- 00:01:46,023 --> 00:01:47,231 Okay, yeah, fine.
- 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:48,756 But let's make it interesting, Morty.
- 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:51,861 I-I-I-If your adventure sucks and we bail halfway through it,
- 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,405 you lose the right to bitch about all future adventures.
- 00:01:54,490 --> 00:01:56,282 Plus, you have to do my laundry for a month.
- 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:57,575 Okay, all right, tough guy!
- 00:01:57,659 --> 00:01:58,826 But if my adventure's good,
- 00:01:58,911 --> 00:02:00,328 I get to be in charge of every third adventure!
- 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:01,412 Every 10th.
- 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:02,413 Deal. All right.
- 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:03,581 W-well, come on, let's get going.
- 00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:05,583 Dad, the dishwasher's doing that thing again.
- 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:06,501 Washing dishes?
- 00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:07,418 No. The opposite.
- 00:02:07,503 --> 00:02:08,795 Can you fix it?
- 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:10,463 Grandpa Rick, can you help me with my science homework?
- 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:11,464 Yeah... j-just don't do it.
- 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:12,840 Grandpa!
- 00:02:12,925 --> 00:02:15,802 Hey, Rick, you got some kind of hand-shaped device that can open
- 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:16,928 this mayonnaise jar?
- 00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:18,179 Wow. Hat trick.
- 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:19,305 All right, Morty, let's put a pin in this.
- 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:20,598 I got to help your pathetic family.
- 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:22,682 Oh, that sounds like something a chicken would say.
- 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:24,519 Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk.
- 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:25,686 Oh, Morty, you done did it this time.
- 00:02:25,771 --> 00:02:27,146 It's on.
- 00:02:27,231 --> 00:02:29,311 I can't wait to watch your adventure lay a huge fart.
- 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:31,025 As for you dingdongs...
- 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,110 This is a Meeseeks Box.
- 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:34,237 Let me show you how it works.
- 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:35,196 You press this.
- 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,989 I'm Mr. Meeseeks!
- 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:38,074 Look at me!
- 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,450 You make a request.
- 00:02:39,535 --> 00:02:41,455 Mr. Meeseeks, open Jerry's stupid mayonnaise jar.
- 00:02:41,537 --> 00:02:42,954 Yes, siree!
- 00:02:43,038 --> 00:02:44,497 The Meeseeks fulfills the request.
- 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:45,873 All done!
- 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:47,041 Wow!
- 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:48,501 And then it stops existing.
- 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:50,086 Oh, my God, he exploded!
- 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,254 Trust me, they're fine with it.
- 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:52,505 Knock yourselves out...
- 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:54,298 Just keep your requests simple.
- 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:55,258 They're not gods.
- 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:56,467 All right!
- 00:02:56,552 --> 00:02:57,760 G-get out of here now! Everybody out of here!
- 00:02:57,845 --> 00:02:59,303 I got a bet to win!
- 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:02,014 So many possibilities.
- 00:03:02,099 --> 00:03:03,307 My mind is racing.
- 00:03:03,392 --> 00:03:04,552 If we're gonna use this thing,
- 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:05,768 which I'm not even sure we should,
- 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:06,853 we need to keep it simp...
- 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:08,229 I'm Mr. Meeseeks!
- 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:09,355 I want to be popular at school!
- 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:10,731 Ooh, okay!
- 00:03:10,816 --> 00:03:12,275 Summer, what did I just...
- 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:14,318 Ooh, I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!
- 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:15,820 I-I-I want... I want to be a more complete woman!
- 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:16,737 Beth!
- 00:03:16,822 --> 00:03:18,823 Oh, yeah! Yes, ma'am!
- 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:21,367 You guys are doing it wrong.
- 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:24,370 He said "Simple."
- 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:26,789 Hey, there. I'm Mr. Meeseeks!
- 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:30,042 Mr. Meeseeks, I would like to take
- 00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:31,794 two strokes off my golf game.
- 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:35,548 Ooh, yeah! Can do!
- 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:36,841 Nailed it.
- 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:39,135 God, Morty, what a boring start to an adventure.
- 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,512 I don't... w-w-w-why didn't we just go to Kentucky?
- 00:03:41,597 --> 00:03:43,806 Rick, this is a fantasy-type world with creatures
- 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:45,516 and all sorts of fantasy things.
- 00:03:45,601 --> 00:03:46,934 W-we're going on a quest, okay?
- 00:03:47,019 --> 00:03:49,353 Can't wait.
- 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:51,105 Ahem. Excuse me!
- 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:54,901 We are two humble heroes in search of adventure!
- 00:03:54,985 --> 00:03:56,193 Oh, my God, so embarrassing.
- 00:03:56,278 --> 00:03:57,862 At last! Two heroes!
- 00:03:57,946 --> 00:03:59,363 You must help us!
- 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:02,700 This village is terribly poor, yet the giant that lives in the
- 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:04,744 clouds above has untold treasures!
- 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:06,203 You know what?
- 00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:09,790 I-I-I accept your call to adventure, good sir, kind sir.
- 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:11,125 Come on, Rick.
- 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:12,460 There's a giant in the clouds!
- 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:13,419 Yeah.
- 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:14,921 Beginner's luck.
- 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:18,758 Ln conclusion, a friendship with Summer Smith is the most
- 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:22,386 valuable and enriching experience of your young lives.
- 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:24,722 I'm Mr. Meeseeks!
- 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:26,057 Look at me!
- 00:04:26,141 --> 00:04:26,974 Thank you!
- 00:04:27,059 --> 00:04:28,434 Uh, Mr. Meeseeks, was it?
- 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:29,727 Yeah. Gene Vagina.
- 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:32,813 Listen, I'm in a bit of custody thing with my ex and was wondering...
- 00:04:32,898 --> 00:04:34,658 No, I'll G... I'll get your info from Summer.
- 00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:37,026 I got pregnant at 17.
- 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:39,028 I mean, I still put myself through Veterinary School.
- 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:44,742 Yes, I'm successful, but what if I hadn't...
- 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:48,329 I'm just saying, somewhere along the way,
- 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:51,374 I lost that wide-eyed girl from Muskegon.
- 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,459 She's still there, Beth.
- 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:54,835 Well, her waistline isn't.
- 00:04:56,755 --> 00:04:59,382 Beth, having a family doesn't mean that you
- 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:01,717 stop being an individual.
- 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:02,760 You know the best thing you can
- 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:04,929 do for people that depend on you?
- 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:09,141 Be honest with them, even if it means setting them free.
- 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:12,353 You're saying I should leave Jerry.
- 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:16,941 I can't believe I'm finally having this conversation.
- 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,117 More wine?
- 00:05:27,119 --> 00:05:28,494 I think I've had enough.
- 00:05:33,709 --> 00:05:36,210 Remember to square your shoulders, Jerry.
- 00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:38,004 Yeah, yeah. I got it.
- 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:43,634 That's okay.
- 00:05:43,719 --> 00:05:45,469 I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!
- 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:47,388 Try again and keep your head down.
- 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:48,639 Okay, well, which is it?
- 00:05:48,724 --> 00:05:50,099 Square my shoulders or keep my head down?
- 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:51,642 Well, it's both.
- 00:05:51,727 --> 00:05:54,395 But most importantly, you got to relax.
- 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:55,599 You know what, Mr. Meeseeks?
- 00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:56,564 I don't think this is working.
- 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:57,982 I give up.
- 00:05:58,066 --> 00:06:00,401 I'm sorry, Jerry, but it doesn't work like that.
- 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:01,777 I'm Mr. Meeseeks.
- 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:04,655 I have to fulfill my purpose so I can go away.
- 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:05,823 Look at me.
- 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:07,867 Well, make yourself comfortable, because I suck.
- 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:10,828 No, Jerry, I'm the one who sucks!
- 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:12,663 Let me try something.
- 00:06:12,748 --> 00:06:13,956 I'm Mr. Meeseeks!
- 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:15,041 Look at me!
- 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:16,042 Hi, Mr. Meeseeks!
- 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:16,959 I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me.
- 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:18,461 Hi!
- 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:20,713 Can you help me get two strokes off of Jerry's golf swing?
- 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:22,214 Can do!
- 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:23,716 I'm Mr. Meeseeks!
- 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,509 Is he keeping his shoulders squared?
- 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:27,303 Ooh, he's trying!
- 00:06:33,185 --> 00:06:34,435 All right, Morty.
- 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:36,437 W-w-we're in your stupid giant's castle.
- 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:37,521 W-what do we do next?
- 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:38,647 Would you just relax, Rick?
- 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,191 All we got to do is find the treasure room, okay?
- 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:41,692 It's nice and simple.
- 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:43,444 You know, I-I-I'm sorry everything's going so
- 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:44,904 smoothly and adventurously.
- 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:48,449 Uh-oh, Morty.
- 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:49,773 Startin' to get a little hairy.
- 00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:50,945 What do you want to do, boss?
- 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:51,786 Come on, hurry.
- 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:52,912 Behind this cookie jar.
- 00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:56,582 Fee! Fi! Fo! Fum!
- 00:06:56,666 --> 00:06:58,125 Just give up, Morty.
- 00:06:58,210 --> 00:06:59,376 J-J-J... this is game over.
- 00:06:59,461 --> 00:07:00,586 I'll take us home right now.
- 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:01,545 You just say the word.
- 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:02,463 No way, Rick.
- 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:03,589 This is all part of it.
- 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:05,591 Adventures have conflict. Deal with it.
- 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:07,843 I smell the blood of... whoop!
- 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:09,845 Holy crap.
- 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:10,930 Oh, boy.
- 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:12,264 He looks pretty bad down there, Morty.
- 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:14,475 Looks like he's bleeding out.
- 00:07:14,559 --> 00:07:16,685 Oh, Jesus! Dale!
- 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:18,604 You sons of bitches!
- 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:19,855 - Oh, man. - Uh-oh.
- 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,190 Hello, 91 1?
- 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:22,994 My husband has been attacked by tiny people!
- 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:23,901 He's dying!
- 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,072 Hey, look, we get it.
- 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:29,490 You're little, you're down on your luck, you think,
- 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:30,950 "Hey, he's a giant.
- 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:32,952 Why don't we break into his home, rob him, and murder him?"
- 00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:34,870 Th-Th... but that's not how it went down!
- 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:36,664 Oh, well, it's going down like that.
- 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:38,457 You're both going down like that.
- 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:40,835 Ooh, boy, Morty, you're really showing me how it's done.
- 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:42,586 ReAl straight forward and fun.
- 00:07:43,839 --> 00:07:46,173 Like, letting go of the need to be popular is what
- 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:47,675 makes people like you.
- 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:50,344 The most important love you can receive is from yourself.
- 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:53,139 Okay, Jerry, you got to just choke up on the club!
- 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:55,099 Well, which is it, choke up or follow-through?!
- 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:57,601 Aww, come on, Jerry, we've been over this.
- 00:07:57,686 --> 00:07:59,270 You know you got to do both!
- 00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:01,856 This is as frustrating for us as it is for you.
- 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:02,982 Don't tell me that!
- 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:04,316 That just puts pressure on me!
- 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:05,401 Just try to relax.
- 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:06,527 You try to relax!
- 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:08,112 Have you ever tried to relax?!
- 00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:10,072 It is a paradox!
- 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:12,533 Ugh, these Meeseeks, huh?
- 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:13,951 Kind of a handful.
- 00:08:14,035 --> 00:08:16,078 I can't imagine what you two must be going through.
- 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:18,205 Our Meeseeks have been gone for hours, Jerry.
- 00:08:18,290 --> 00:08:19,540 You're kidding me.
- 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:21,250 Notice anything different?
- 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,918 I-I-I'm sorry. Hours?
- 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,795 Dad, mom is a beautiful woman!
- 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:25,963 Look at her!
- 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:27,131 You will lose her!
- 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:28,591 Uhh...
- 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:31,302 Hey, Jerry, you mind if we get back to the task at hand?
- 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:34,096 Meeseeks don't usually have to exist this long.
- 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:36,015 It's getting weird.
- 00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:38,100 Order in the court!
- 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:39,810 Before the jury reaches its verdict,
- 00:08:39,895 --> 00:08:44,231 I just want to say that I consider you both very guilty.
- 00:08:44,316 --> 00:08:45,399 Oh, great adventure, buddy.
- 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:46,859 Rick and Morty go to giant prison.
- 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:48,485 You know, if somebody drops the soap,
- 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:50,821 it's gonna land on our heads and crush our spines, Morty.
- 00:08:50,906 --> 00:08:53,574 You know, i-i-i-it'll be really easy to rape us after that.
- 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:54,783 We're gonna be okay, Rick.
- 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:55,910 How?
- 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:57,244 They took my portal gun.
- 00:08:57,329 --> 00:08:58,769 This is an open-and-shut case, Morty.
- 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:00,372 You know, w-w-w-what do you think's gonna happen,
- 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:02,458 some magical angel's gonna show up and then...
- 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:03,626 Fee! Fi! Fo! Fum!
- 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:05,461 I smell the violation of civil liberties!
- 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:08,005 Your honor, I'm from a tiny-persons advocacy group
- 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:11,133 and I have here in my hand a motion to dismiss.
- 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:13,538 These little men were never read their giant rights and are
- 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:16,513 therefore Free-fi to Fo-home.
- 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:18,224 W-what the hell is he talking about?
- 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:19,600 They're free to go, is what I meant.
- 00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:22,728 I-I-I'm deconstructing our... our... our thing we say.
- 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,647 For giants. Nobody got that?
- 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:25,940 Whatever.
- 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:27,384 Oh, man, what did I tell you, Rick?
- 00:09:27,442 --> 00:09:28,859 We did it!
- 00:09:28,944 --> 00:09:31,362 All right, Morty, looks like the portal gun's still working.
- 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:32,738 You ready to head home?
- 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:33,989 Oh, yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you, Rick?
- 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,074 Well, you know what?
- 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:36,408 We're not bailing out just yet.
- 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:38,118 You know, w-we're gonna go find some treasure or...
- 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:39,745 or something and...
- 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:41,330 and we're gonna bring it to those villagers.
- 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:42,748 Morty, cut your losses.
- 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:44,166 This is obviously a wash.
- 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,751 Yeah, you were saying that back...
- 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:48,462 back w-w-w-when we first got arrested, but here we are,
- 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:50,089 you know, walking down the courthouse steps.
- 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,051 Oh, boy, Morty.
- 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:56,255 Usually, walking down the courthouse steps is the easy
- 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:57,513 part of the adventure.
- 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:58,764 What do you say, Morty?
- 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:01,100 I say give me a hand, sidekick.
- 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:07,147 Everybody shut up!
- 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:08,315 Let me try!
- 00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:13,237 Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
- 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:14,321 I'm going out.
- 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:15,406 Wait. What?
- 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:17,074 Well, you're busy. I'm hungry.
- 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:18,492 I thought I'd go out.
- 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:20,411 Do you want me to be happy or do you want me to be in prison?
- 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:21,855 Whoa, whoa, where in the hell is...
- 00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:23,956 I'll take you to dinner.
- 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,333 Hey, you know what?
- 00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:27,543 It's hard being me, too.
- 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,086 I'll be right there.
- 00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:31,880 Look, I've got a marriage to keep together.
- 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,842 At this point, my golf swing is more your problem than mine.
- 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,554 I can't take it anymore.
- 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:39,805 I just want to die!
- 00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:40,889 We all want to die!
- 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:41,974 We're Meeseeks!
- 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:43,559 Why did you even rope me into this?
- 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,102 'Cause he roped me into this!
- 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:47,521 Well, him over there, he roped me into this!
- 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:48,939 Well, he roped me into this!
- 00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:50,024 Well, what about me?
- 00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:51,358 He... he roped me into this.
- 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:53,027 Well, that one over there roped me into this.
- 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:54,528 Well, he roped me into this.
- 00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:59,533 Yeah, Morty, this is the part of the story everybody loves...
- 00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:01,910 scaling down 650,000 oversized steps.
- 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,454 All right, okay, y-you know,
- 00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:06,707 if this was a story, this part wouldn't be included, stupid.
- 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,917 Hey, Rick, w-w-w-w-w-what do you know?
- 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,377 Look down there.
- 00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:12,129 Looks like some kind of tavern or something built right into
- 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:13,255 the side of the step.
- 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,175 Oh, wow, Rick.
- 00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:17,968 Now, this is more like it.
- 00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:20,512 Look, there's little staircase-shaped people in here.
- 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,431 A-all kinds of crazy characters.
- 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,641 This place is great, you know?
- 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,435 It's whimsical and fun.
- 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:30,481 - What are you looking at, motherfucker? - Easy, Rick.
- 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:31,690 Pay them no mind.
- 00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:33,567 Those Stair Goblins can be moody.
- 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:35,486 Now, what can I getcha?
- 00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:42,785 We've got Skarlog Poppies, Flurlow, Halzingers, Bloogies,
- 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,036 Juicy Time Babies.
- 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,871 Yeah, yeah, yeah, h-how about some scotch whiskey?
- 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:47,081 You got any of that around here?
- 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:48,207 Or just a bunch of nonsense words?
- 00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:49,291 Rick.
- 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:50,793 We'll have two Bloogies, please.
- 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:54,213 And, uh, we were wondering, is there a faster way two heroes
- 00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:55,589 could get down these stairs?
- 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:57,508 Y'all need to ride down the stairs?
- 00:11:57,592 --> 00:12:01,595 My name is Slippely-Slippery Stair.
- 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:04,681 I'll take you down there for 25 shmeckels.
- 00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:06,183 25 shmeckels?
- 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,768 I-I-I don't know how much... I don't know what that is.
- 00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:09,061 Is that a lot? Is it a little?
- 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:12,022 That's exactly how much I spent on my big fake boobies.
- 00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:13,399 Hi, I'm Mr. Booby Buyer.
- 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:15,317 I'll buy those boobies for 25 shmeckels.
- 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:18,320 It's a tempting offer, but I'm gonna have to decline.
- 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,905 Rats! What a shame.
- 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:22,449 Morty, your adventure's in a spiral.
- 00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:23,992 For real, man, time to pull out.
- 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,517 You keep heckling my adventure, Rick!
- 00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:26,537 You know why?
- 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:27,579 Uh, because it's lame?
- 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:28,747 It's because you're petty!
- 00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:30,082 You know, h-how many times have
- 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:33,043 I had to follow you into some nonsensical bull crap?
- 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:34,753 I always roll with the punches, Rick.
- 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:36,046 Why can't you?
- 00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:38,051 Look, I got to take a leak, and when I come back,
- 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:41,135 i-if you haven't learned how to lighten up, don't be here!
- 00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:42,928 Whatever.
- 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:45,222 It's become clear... look at me...
- 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,975 that if we concentrate all our efforts on Jerry's
- 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:50,894 follow-through, we will solve this problem.
- 00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:52,062 I'm Mr. Meeseeks.
- 00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:53,605 I'm Mr. Meeseeks. Look at me.
- 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:56,108 The only thing that's clear is that choking up is
- 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:57,526 the one true solution.
- 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,319 Look at me. I'm Mr. Meeseeks.
- 00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,947 I've been trying to help Jerry for two days,
- 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:05,117 an eternity in Meeseeks time, and nothing's worked.
- 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:06,577 I fear the worst.
- 00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:09,079 Your failures are your own, old man.
- 00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:10,914 I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me.
- 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:12,708 I say follow-through!
- 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:13,917 Who's with me?!
- 00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:17,379 I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!
- 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,505 Kill him!
- 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:25,721 How are you today?
- 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,389 I'm Mr. Jelly Bean.
- 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:28,474 Hi, Mr. Jelly Bean.
- 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:29,600 I'm Morty.
- 00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:31,124 My grandpa and I are on an adventure.
- 00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,936 Nice. Is it a fun adventure?
- 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,521 I hope so.
- 00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:36,398 But I'm starting to get nervous that maybe it's gone a little
- 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:37,608 too far off the rails.
- 00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:39,860 Isn't that what adventures do?
- 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:41,195 Hey, y-you know what?
- 00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:42,279 You're right.
- 00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:43,530 Everything's going fine.
- 00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:46,116 I just got to relax and go with the flow.
- 00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:48,452 Yeah.
- 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,537 O-o-okay. Uh. B-bye.
- 00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:52,414 Uhh, no, stay.
- 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,624 Go with the flow.
- 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:54,958 Stop.
- 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,335 Y-y-you're making me really uncomfortable.
- 00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:58,253 Stop fighting me.
- 00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,089 - Just let this happen. - Get off of me!
- 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,634 ♪ Sweet home Alabama ♪
- 00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:04,551 Whoo!
- 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,138 No! Stop! Please!
- 00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:11,475 Stop being such a fucking tease, you sweet little twat.
- 00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:23,904 No! No!
- 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:25,781 Ow!
- 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,629 Everybody sto-o-o-p!
- 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:41,964 Look at me!
- 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,841 My brothers, nothing will be accomplished by shedding
- 00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:46,260 Meeseeks blood.
- 00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:49,221 None of us can die until our job is done.
- 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,597 The job can't be done!
- 00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,474 We'll never get two strokes off his game!
- 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,809 No, we won't.
- 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,812 But we will get all strokes off his game.
- 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,397 Where's he going with this?
- 00:14:58,481 --> 00:14:59,481 What's he mean?
- 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,149 When we kill him.
- 00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:07,030 Jerry, maybe it's time I take that trip I always talk about.
- 00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:08,490 Where would you go?
- 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:09,700 I don't know, man.
- 00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:12,369 Italy. Greece. Argentina.
- 00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:15,872 Countries known for their sexually aggressive men.
- 00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,835 Did I tell you how much I love your new haircut?
- 00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:22,462 What the heck?
- 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,131 There he is!
- 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:28,594 Run, Jerry!
- 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,554 Aah!
- 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,599 Come on out, Jerry!
- 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:34,558 Guys, I'll choke up.
- 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:35,809 I'll follow through.
- 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,060 I'll do whatever you tell me to do, okay?
- 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:39,771 Oh, we're well past that, Jerry.
- 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:43,775 Come on, Rick, quit SK... stalling.
- 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:46,236 What do ya got?
- 00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:47,654 Read 'em and weep, fellas!
- 00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:48,572 Aw!
- 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,115 Oh, hey, Morty.
- 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,950 Listen, I'm really sorry about all that stuff I said earlier
- 00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,201 about your adventure.
- 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,828 I-I-I'm havin' a good time, Morty.
- 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:55,912 It's not so bad.
- 00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:56,997 Let's just go home, okay?
- 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:57,873 I'm calling it.
- 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,124 The adventure's over.
- 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,626 We can't leave now, Morty. I'm on fire!
- 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:01,750 Look, I want to leave now.
- 00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:03,128 You win the bet, okay?
- 00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:05,005 Just give me the portal gun and let's go, please.
- 00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:10,927 Please, I just want to go home. Okay.
- 00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:12,012 Listen, Morty.
- 00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:13,555 I just won a bunch of shmeckels.
- 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,099 Why don't we use 25 of them to pay slippery stair here for a
- 00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,393 ride back to the village, and then we'll give the rest of the
- 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,718 shmeckels to the villagers, huh?
- 00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,271 Really?
- 00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:22,522 Sure, Morty. Yeah.
- 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,024 You know, a good adventure needs a good ending.
- 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,111 Buckle up!
- 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:35,452 Meeseeks are not born into this world fumbling for meaning,
- 00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:36,828 Jerry!
- 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:40,332 We are created to serve a singular purpose for which
- 00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,584 we will go to any lengths to fulfill!
- 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,545 Existence is pain to a Meeseeks, Jerry.
- 00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:48,382 And we will do anything to alleviate that pain.
- 00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:49,466 Just ask... - Aah!
- 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,259 What's your name, ma'am?
- 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,470 S-Samantha. Please, mister!
- 00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,222 Give him what he wants!
- 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:58,850 Innocent people are going to die because of me.
- 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:01,687 Why am I so mediocre?
- 00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:04,856 Jerry, turn around.
- 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:06,024 Straighten your back.
- 00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:07,109 Bend your knees.
- 00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:07,984 Bend them.
- 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,277 Square your shoulders.
- 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,738 Take a deep breath.
- 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:14,616 I love you.
- 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,493 I'm counting to three, Jerry.
- 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,719 What the fuck is going on?
- 00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:37,055 He's got it!
- 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,223 Th-Th-that's a lower handicap stro-o-ke!
- 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,687 Excuse me.
- 00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:45,355 I'm a bit of a stickler Meeseeks.
- 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,566 What about your short game?
- 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,860 Oh, my god, oh, my god!
- 00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:52,738 What about your short game?!
- 00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,120 Ooh, nice!
- 00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:06,793 I think we'll take our food to go.
- 00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:07,711 No, you won't.
- 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:08,795 The police are coming.
- 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,380 You have so many questions to answer.
- 00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:11,673 Fair enough.
- 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,097 Thank you, kind sir.
- 00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:20,557 Our village is saved!
- 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:22,392 You are both true heroes!
- 00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:25,896 Oh!
- 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:26,980 Good job, Morty.
- 00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:28,565 Looks like you won the bet.
- 00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:30,817 Thanks, Rick, but I don't know if I should.
- 00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:32,402 You know, you were right about the Universe.
- 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:34,404 It's a crazy and chaotic place.
- 00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:36,281 Well, you know, maybe that's why it could use a little
- 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,285 cleaning up every now and then, you know.
- 00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:40,327 This one's wrapped up neat and clean because we did it
- 00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:41,745 Morty style.
- 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:45,165 Oh! Heroes, we would like to introduce you to our beloved
- 00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:47,793 King so that he may thank you personally.
- 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:49,836 Uh, no, i-it's cool.
- 00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:51,421 Rick. Portal. Hurry.
- 00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,721 Aah!
- 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:06,603 So...
- 00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:08,647 you still thinking about taking that trip?
- 00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,315 Jerry, look.
- 00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:11,858 We don't have a perfect marriage,
- 00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:13,443 but I'm not going anywhere.
- 00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:14,945 When we were in that freezer,
- 00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:17,447 I realized the Meeseeks are like the guys I went to High School with...
- 00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:21,034 willing to say anything to "complete their task."
- 00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:22,661 Was I one of those guys?
- 00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:25,872 The difference is you didn't disappear afterwards.
- 00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:27,165 Well...
- 00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:28,542 I got you pregnant.
- 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:30,460 Yeah...
- 00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:32,212 What the hell happened to this place?
- 00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:33,839 Uh, your Meeseeks Box happened.
- 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,174 They went crazy when they couldn't take two strokes off
- 00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:37,259 Jerry's golf game.
- 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:38,552 He felt terrible.
- 00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:40,470 Hey, it's not my fault that Jerry's an idiot.
- 00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:41,805 Dad!
- 00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:43,598 Is there anything you can do to clean this place up?
- 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,600 Well, you know, I do have a fleeseeks box.
- 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,269 No. No more boxes.
- 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:48,478 What?
- 00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:49,855 It just has a mop and some floor wax in it.
- 00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,898 Wubba lubba dub dubs!
- 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:54,317 Yeah! That's my new thing!
- 00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:55,318 I'm kind of like what's his name...
- 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:56,736 Ar-Arsenio.
- 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,905 Isn't that... it's what Arsenio used to say on his show.
- 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:00,782 Wobble gobba lop bops! Right?
- 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:01,741 See you next week, everybody.
- 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:02,826 I don't get it.
- 00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:38,320 Sir, I think you're going to want to see this.
- 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:42,157 We found it inside a lockbox inside King Jelly Bean's closet.
- 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:44,409 We have to tell the people.
- 00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,870 Wait.
- 00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,288 Destroy it.
- 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:57,839 Our people will get more from the idea he represented than
- 00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,883 from the Jelly Bean he actually was.
- 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,428 Did you get any of that?
- 00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,347 It's a good-a show!
- 00:00:34,118 --> 00:00:35,660 [ panting ]
- 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:36,744 Run!
- 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:39,580 [ gasps ]
- 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:41,207 Morty, do it! Hit the button now!
- 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:42,291 I can't do it, Rick!
- 00:00:42,334 --> 00:00:43,626 They're my parents and sister!
- 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:45,086 Morty, I already told you... it's not your family!
- 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:47,046 They're clones from an alternate reality,
- 00:00:47,131 --> 00:00:48,715 possessed by demonic alien spirits from another
- 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:49,882 dimension's future!
- 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:51,342 Do you need a mnemonic device or something?
- 00:00:51,427 --> 00:00:52,635 Just hit the button, already!
- 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:54,053 [ growling ]
- 00:00:54,138 --> 00:00:57,098 Morty, please, I love you, sweetheart.
- 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:58,474 Oh!
- 00:00:58,559 --> 00:00:59,767 [ grunts ]
- 00:00:59,852 --> 00:01:02,603 [ clones scream ]
- 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:04,814 [ moans ]
- 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:06,482 Good work, Morty.
- 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:10,695 You know, Th-Th-these demonic alien spirits are really valuable.
- 00:01:10,779 --> 00:01:11,988 You okay, Morty?
- 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,031 I told you not to trust that tuna.
- 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:15,491 I just killed my family!
- 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:16,696 I don't care what they were.
- 00:01:16,702 --> 00:01:17,827 I don't know, Morty.
- 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:19,287 Some people'd pay top dollar for that kind of breakthrough.
- 00:01:19,371 --> 00:01:20,371 You know what, Rick?
- 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:21,497 That's it!
- 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,124 I'm done with these insane adventures!
- 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:25,376 That was really traumatizing! I quit! I'm out!
- 00:01:25,461 --> 00:01:26,961 Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:28,880 Come on, Morty, don't... don't... don't be like that.
- 00:01:28,964 --> 00:01:30,548 The Universe is a crazy, chaotic place.
- 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:31,924 You're the one that's crazy and chaotic!
- 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:34,218 Adventures are supposed to be simple and fun.
- 00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:35,303 Oh, yeah, Morty, yeah.
- 00:01:35,304 --> 00:01:36,424 Yeah, that... that... that's
- 00:01:36,472 --> 00:01:38,389 real easy to say from the sidekick position.
- 00:01:38,474 --> 00:01:40,433 But... but, uh, how about next time you be in charge,
- 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:42,518 and then we'll talk about how simple and fun it is?
- 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:43,811 Seriously, Rick?
- 00:01:43,896 --> 00:01:45,938 Y-y-you'll... you'll let me call the shots?
- 00:01:46,023 --> 00:01:47,231 Okay, yeah, fine.
- 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:48,756 But let's make it interesting, Morty.
- 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:51,861 I-I-I-If your adventure sucks and we bail halfway through it,
- 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,405 you lose the right to bitch about all future adventures.
- 00:01:54,490 --> 00:01:56,282 Plus, you have to do my laundry for a month.
- 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:57,575 Okay, all right, tough guy!
- 00:01:57,659 --> 00:01:58,826 But if my adventure's good,
- 00:01:58,911 --> 00:02:00,328 I get to be in charge of every third adventure!
- 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:01,412 Every 10th.
- 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:02,413 Deal. All right.
- 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:03,581 W-well, come on, let's get going.
- 00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:05,583 Dad, the dishwasher's doing that thing again.
- 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:06,501 Washing dishes?
- 00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:07,418 No. The opposite.
- 00:02:07,503 --> 00:02:08,795 Can you fix it?
- 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:10,463 Grandpa Rick, can you help me with my science homework?
- 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:11,464 Yeah... j-just don't do it.
- 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:12,840 Grandpa!
- 00:02:12,925 --> 00:02:15,802 Hey, Rick, you got some kind of hand-shaped device that can open
- 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:16,928 this mayonnaise jar?
- 00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:18,179 Wow. Hat trick.
- 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:19,305 All right, Morty, let's put a pin in this.
- 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:20,598 I got to help your pathetic family.
- 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:22,682 Oh, that sounds like something a chicken would say.
- 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:24,519 Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk.
- 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:25,686 Oh, Morty, you done did it this time.
- 00:02:25,771 --> 00:02:27,146 It's on.
- 00:02:27,231 --> 00:02:29,311 I can't wait to watch your adventure lay a huge fart.
- 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:31,025 As for you dingdongs...
- 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,110 This is a Meeseeks Box.
- 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:34,237 Let me show you how it works.
- 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:35,196 You press this.
- 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,989 I'm Mr. Meeseeks!
- 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:38,074 Look at me!
- 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,450 You make a request.
- 00:02:39,535 --> 00:02:41,455 Mr. Meeseeks, open Jerry's stupid mayonnaise jar.
- 00:02:41,537 --> 00:02:42,954 Yes, siree!
- 00:02:43,038 --> 00:02:44,497 The Meeseeks fulfills the request.
- 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:45,873 All done!
- 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:47,041 Wow!
- 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:48,501 And then it stops existing.
- 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:50,086 Oh, my God, he exploded!
- 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,254 Trust me, they're fine with it.
- 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:52,505 Knock yourselves out...
- 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:54,298 Just [burps] keep your requests simple.
- 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:55,258 They're not g[burps]ods.
- 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:56,467 All right!
- 00:02:56,552 --> 00:02:57,760 G-get out of here now! Everybody out of here!
- 00:02:57,845 --> 00:02:59,303 I got a bet to win!
- 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:02,014 So many possibilities.
- 00:03:02,099 --> 00:03:03,307 My mind is racing.
- 00:03:03,392 --> 00:03:04,552 If we're gonna use this thing,
- 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:05,768 which I'm not even sure we should,
- 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:06,853 we need to keep it simp...
- 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:08,229 I'm Mr. Meeseeks!
- 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:09,355 I want to be popular at school!
- 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:10,731 Ooh, okay!
- 00:03:10,816 --> 00:03:12,275 Summer, what did I just...
- 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:14,318 Ooh, I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!
- 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:15,820 I-I-I want... I want to be a more complete woman!
- 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:16,737 Beth!
- 00:03:16,822 --> 00:03:18,823 Oh, yeah! Yes, ma'am!
- 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:21,367 You guys are doing it wrong.
- 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:24,370 He said "Simple."
- 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:26,789 Hey, there. I'm Mr. Meeseeks!
- 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:28,082 [ clears throat ]
- 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:30,042 Mr. Meeseeks, I would like to take
- 00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:31,794 two strokes off my golf game.
- 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:35,548 Ooh, yeah! Can do!
- 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:36,841 Nailed it.
- 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:39,135 God, Morty, what a boring start to an adventure.
- 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,512 I don't... w-w-w-why didn't we just go to Kentucky?
- 00:03:41,597 --> 00:03:43,806 Rick, this is a fantasy-type world with creatures
- 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:45,516 and all sorts of fantasy things.
- 00:03:45,601 --> 00:03:46,934 W-we're going on a quest, okay?
- 00:03:47,019 --> 00:03:49,353 RICK: Can't wait.
- 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:51,105 Ahem. Excuse me!
- 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:54,901 We are two humble heroes in search of adventure!
- 00:03:54,985 --> 00:03:56,193 Oh, my God, so embarrassing.
- 00:03:56,278 --> 00:03:57,862 At last! Two heroes!
- 00:03:57,946 --> 00:03:59,363 You must help us!
- 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:02,700 This village is terribly poor, yet the giant that lives in the
- 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:04,744 clouds above has untold treasures!
- 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:06,203 You know what?
- 00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:09,790 I-I-I accept your call to adventure, good sir, kind sir.
- 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:11,125 Come on, Rick.
- 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:12,460 There's a giant in the clouds!
- 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:13,419 Yeah.
- 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:14,921 [ burps ] Beginner's luck.
- 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:18,758 MEESEEKS: Ln conclusion, a friendship with Summer Smith is the most
- 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:22,386 valuable and enriching experience of your young lives.
- 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:23,471 [ applause ]
- 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:24,722 I'm Mr. Meeseeks!
- 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:26,057 Look at me!
- 00:04:26,141 --> 00:04:26,974 Thank you!
- 00:04:27,059 --> 00:04:28,434 Uh, Mr. Meeseeks, was it?
- 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:29,727 Yeah. Gene Vagina.
- 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:32,813 Listen, I'm in a bit of custody thing with my ex and was wondering...
- 00:04:32,898 --> 00:04:34,658 No, I'll G... I'll get your info from Summer.
- 00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:37,026 I got pregnant at 17.
- 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:39,028 I mean, I still put myself through Veterinary School.
- 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:44,742 Yes, I'm successful, but what if I hadn't...
- 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:48,329 I'm just saying, somewhere along the way,
- 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:51,374 I lost that wide-eyed girl from Muskegon.
- 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,459 She's still there, Beth.
- 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:54,835 Well, her waistline isn't.
- 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:56,671 [ laughs ]
- 00:04:56,755 --> 00:04:59,382 Beth, having a family doesn't mean that you
- 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:01,717 stop being an individual.
- 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:02,760 You know the best thing you can
- 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:04,929 do for people that depend on you?
- 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:09,141 Be honest with them, even if it means setting them free.
- 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:12,353 You're saying I should leave Jerry.
- 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:16,941 I can't believe I'm finally having this conversation.
- 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:21,404 [ romantic music plays ]
- 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,117 More wine?
- 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:27,034 [ clears throat ]
- 00:05:27,119 --> 00:05:28,494 I think I've had enough.
- 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:30,579 [ grunts ]
- 00:05:33,709 --> 00:05:36,210 Remember to square your shoulders, Jerry.
- 00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:38,004 Yeah, yeah. I got it.
- 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:42,508 [ grunts ]
- 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:43,634 That's okay.
- 00:05:43,719 --> 00:05:45,469 I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!
- 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:47,388 Try again and keep your head down.
- 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:48,639 Okay, well, which is it?
- 00:05:48,724 --> 00:05:50,099 Square my shoulders or keep my head down?
- 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:51,642 Well, it's both.
- 00:05:51,727 --> 00:05:54,395 But most importantly, you got to relax.
- 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:55,599 You know what, Mr. Meeseeks?
- 00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:56,564 I don't think this is working.
- 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:57,982 I give up.
- 00:05:58,066 --> 00:06:00,401 I'm sorry, Jerry, but it doesn't work like that.
- 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:01,777 I'm Mr. Meeseeks.
- 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:04,655 I have to fulfill my purpose so I can go away.
- 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:05,823 Look at me.
- 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:07,867 Well, make yourself comfortable, because I suck.
- 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:10,828 No, Jerry, I'm the one who sucks!
- 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:12,663 Let me try something.
- 00:06:12,748 --> 00:06:13,956 I'm Mr. Meeseeks!
- 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:15,041 Look at me!
- 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:16,042 Hi, Mr. Meeseeks!
- 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:16,959 I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me.
- 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:18,461 Hi!
- 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:20,713 Can you help me get two strokes off of Jerry's golf swing?
- 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:22,214 Can do!
- 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:23,716 I'm Mr. Meeseeks!
- 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,509 Is he keeping his shoulders squared?
- 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:27,303 Ooh, he's trying!
- 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:30,514 [ medieval music playing ]
- 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:33,100 [ both grunt ]
- 00:06:33,185 --> 00:06:34,435 All right, Morty.
- 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:36,437 W-w-we're in your stupid giant's castle.
- 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:37,521 W-what do we do next?
- 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:38,647 Would you just relax, Rick?
- 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,191 All we got to do is find the treasure room, okay?
- 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:41,692 It's nice and simple.
- 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:43,444 You know, I-I-I'm sorry everything's going so
- 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:44,904 smoothly and adventurously.
- 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:47,490 [ footsteps booming ]
- 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:48,449 Uh-oh, Morty.
- 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:49,773 Startin' to get a little hairy.
- 00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:50,945 What do you want to do, boss?
- 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:51,786 Come on, hurry.
- 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:52,912 Behind this cookie jar.
- 00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:56,582 Fee! Fi! Fo! Fum!
- 00:06:56,666 --> 00:06:58,125 Just give up, Morty.
- 00:06:58,210 --> 00:06:59,376 J-J-J... this is game over.
- 00:06:59,461 --> 00:07:00,586 I'll take us home right now.
- 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:01,545 You just say the word.
- 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:02,463 No way, Rick.
- 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:03,589 This is all part of it.
- 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:05,591 Adventures have conflict. Deal with it.
- 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:07,843 I smell the blood of... whoop!
- 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:08,928 [ crunch ]
- 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:09,845 - [ groaning ] - Holy crap.
- 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:10,930 Oh, boy.
- 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:12,264 He looks pretty bad down there, Morty.
- 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:14,475 Looks like he's bleeding out.
- 00:07:14,559 --> 00:07:16,685 Oh, Jesus! Dale!
- 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:18,604 You sons of bitches!
- 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:19,855 - Oh, man. - Uh-oh.
- 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,190 [ speed-dialing ] Hello, 91 1?
- 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:22,994 My husband has been attacked by tiny people!
- 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:23,901 He's dying!
- 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:26,362 [ camera shutter clicking ]
- 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,072 Hey, look, we get it.
- 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:29,490 You're little, you're down on your luck, you think,
- 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:30,950 "Hey, he's a giant.
- 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:32,952 Why don't we break into his home, rob him, and murder him?"
- 00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:34,870 Th-Th... but that's not how it went down!
- 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:36,664 Oh, well, it's going down like that.
- 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:38,457 You're both going down like that.
- 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:40,835 Ooh, boy, Morty, you're really showing me how it's done.
- 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:42,586 Re[burps]Al straight forward and fun.
- 00:07:43,839 --> 00:07:46,173 Like, letting go of the need to be popular is what
- 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:47,675 makes people like you.
- 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:50,344 The most important love you can receive is from yourself.
- 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:53,139 Okay, Jerry, you got to just choke up on the club!
- 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:55,099 Well, which is it, choke up or follow-through?!
- 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:57,601 Aww, come on, Jerry, we've been over this.
- 00:07:57,686 --> 00:07:59,270 You know you got to do both!
- 00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:01,856 This is as frustrating for us as it is for you.
- 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:02,982 Don't tell me that!
- 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:04,316 That just puts pressure on me!
- 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:05,401 Just try to relax.
- 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:06,527 You try to relax!
- 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:08,112 Have you ever tried to relax?!
- 00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:10,072 It is a paradox!
- 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:12,533 Ugh, these Meeseeks, huh?
- 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:13,951 Kind of a handful.
- 00:08:14,035 --> 00:08:16,078 I can't imagine what you two must be going through.
- 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:18,205 Our Meeseeks have been gone for hours, Jerry.
- 00:08:18,290 --> 00:08:19,540 You're kidding me.
- 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:21,250 Notice anything different?
- 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,918 I-I-I'm sorry. Hours?
- 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,795 Dad, mom is a beautiful woman!
- 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:25,963 Look at her!
- 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:27,131 You will lose her!
- 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:28,591 Uhh...
- 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:31,302 Hey, Jerry, you mind if we get back to the task at hand?
- 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:34,096 Meeseeks don't usually have to exist this long.
- 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:36,015 It's getting weird.
- 00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:38,100 Order in the court!
- 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:39,810 Before the jury reaches its verdict,
- 00:08:39,895 --> 00:08:44,231 I just want to say that I consider you both very guilty.
- 00:08:44,316 --> 00:08:45,399 Oh, great adventure, buddy.
- 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:46,859 Rick and Morty go to giant prison.
- 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:48,485 You know, if somebody drops the soap,
- 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:50,821 it's gonna land on our heads and crush our spines, Morty.
- 00:08:50,906 --> 00:08:53,574 You know, i-i-i-it'll be really easy to rape us after that.
- 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:54,783 We're gonna be okay, Rick.
- 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:55,910 How?
- 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:57,244 They took my portal gun.
- 00:08:57,329 --> 00:08:58,769 This is an open-and-shut case, Morty.
- 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:00,372 You know, w-w-w-what do you think's gonna happen,
- 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:02,458 some magical angel's gonna show up and then...
- 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:03,626 Fee! Fi! Fo! Fum!
- 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:05,461 I smell the violation of civil liberties!
- 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:08,005 Your honor, I'm from a tiny-persons advocacy group
- 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:11,133 and I have here in my hand a motion to dismiss.
- 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:13,538 These little men were never read their giant rights and are
- 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:16,513 therefore Free-fi to Fo-home.
- 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:18,224 W-what the hell is he talking about?
- 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:19,600 They're free to go, is what I meant.
- 00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:22,728 I-I-I'm deconstructing our... our... our thing we say.
- 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,647 For giants. Nobody got that?
- 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:25,940 Whatever.
- 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:27,384 Oh, man, what did I tell you, Rick?
- 00:09:27,442 --> 00:09:28,859 We did it!
- 00:09:28,944 --> 00:09:31,362 All right, Morty, looks like the portal gun's still working.
- 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:32,738 You ready to head home?
- 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:33,989 Oh, yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you, Rick?
- 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,074 Well, you know what?
- 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:36,408 We're not bailing out just yet.
- 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:38,118 You know, w-we're gonna go find some treasure or...
- 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:39,745 or something and...
- 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:41,330 and we're gonna bring it to those villagers.
- 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:42,748 Morty, cut your losses.
- 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:44,166 This is obviously a wash.
- 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,751 Yeah, you were saying that back...
- 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:48,462 back w-w-w-when we first got arrested, but here we are,
- 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:50,089 you know, walking down the courthouse steps.
- 00:09:50,173 --> 00:09:52,633 [ eagle screeches ]
- 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,051 Oh, boy, Morty.
- 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:56,255 Usually, walking down the courthouse steps is the easy
- 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:57,513 part of the adventure.
- 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:58,764 What do you say, Morty?
- 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:01,100 I say give me a hand, sidekick.
- 00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:02,685 [ sighs ]
- 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,062 [ Meeseeks yelling ]
- 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:07,147 Everybody shut up!
- 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:08,315 Let me try!
- 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,317 [ grunts ]
- 00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:13,237 Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
- 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:14,321 I'm going out.
- 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:15,406 Wait. What?
- 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:17,074 Well, you're busy. I'm hungry.
- 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:18,492 I thought I'd go out.
- 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:20,411 Do you want me to be happy or do you want me to be in prison?
- 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:21,855 Whoa, whoa, where in the hell is...
- 00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:23,956 I'll take you to dinner.
- 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,040 [ Meeseeks yell ]
- 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,333 Hey, you know what?
- 00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:27,543 It's hard being me, too.
- 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,086 I'll be right there. [ sighs ]
- 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:30,337 [ door opens, closes ]
- 00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:31,880 Look, I've got a marriage to keep together.
- 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,842 At this point, my golf swing is more your problem than mine.
- 00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:37,052 [ door opens, closes ]
- 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,554 I can't take it anymore.
- 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:39,805 I just want to die!
- 00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:40,889 We all want to die!
- 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:41,974 We're Meeseeks!
- 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:43,559 Why did you even rope me into this?
- 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,102 'Cause he roped me into this!
- 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:47,521 Well, him over there, he roped me into this!
- 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:48,939 Well, he roped me into this!
- 00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:50,024 Well, what about me?
- 00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:51,358 He... he roped me into this.
- 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:53,027 Well, that one over there roped me into this.
- 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:54,528 Well, he roped me into this.
- 00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:56,155 [ both grunting ]
- 00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:59,533 Yeah, Morty, this is the part of the story everybody loves...
- 00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:01,910 scaling down 650,000 oversized steps.
- 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,454 All right, okay, y-you know,
- 00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:06,707 if this was a story, this part wouldn't be included, stupid.
- 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,917 Hey, Rick, w-w-w-w-w-what do you know?
- 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,377 Look down there.
- 00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:12,129 Looks like some kind of tavern or something built right into
- 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:13,255 the side of the step.
- 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,840 [ indistinct conversations ]
- 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,175 Oh, wow, Rick.
- 00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:17,968 Now, this is more like it.
- 00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:20,512 Look, there's little staircase-shaped people in here.
- 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,431 A-all kinds of crazy characters.
- 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,641 This place is great, you know?
- 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,435 It's whimsical and fun.
- 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:30,481 - What are you looking at, motherfucker? - Easy, Rick.
- 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:31,690 Pay them no mind.
- 00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:33,567 Those Stair Goblins can be moody.
- 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:35,486 Now, what can I getcha?
- 00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:42,785 We've got Skarlog Poppies, Flurlow, Halzingers, Bloogies,
- 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,036 Juicy Time Babies.
- 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,871 Yeah, yeah, yeah, h-how about some scotch whiskey?
- 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:47,081 You got any of that around here?
- 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:48,207 Or just a bunch of nonsense words?
- 00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:49,291 Rick.
- 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:50,793 We'll have two Bloogies, please.
- 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:54,213 And, uh, we were wondering, is there a faster way two heroes
- 00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:55,589 could get down these stairs?
- 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:57,508 Y'all need to ride down the stairs?
- 00:11:57,592 --> 00:12:01,595 My name is Slippely-Slippery Stair.
- 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:04,681 I'll take you down there for 25 shmeckels.
- 00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:06,183 25 shmeckels?
- 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,768 I-I-I don't know how much... I don't know what that is.
- 00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:09,061 Is that a lot? Is it a little?
- 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:12,022 That's exactly how much I spent on my big fake boobies.
- 00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:13,399 Hi, I'm Mr. Booby Buyer.
- 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:15,317 I'll buy those boobies for 25 shmeckels.
- 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:18,320 It's a tempting offer, but I'm gonna have to decline.
- 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,905 Rats! What a shame.
- 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:22,449 Morty, your adventure's in a spiral.
- 00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:23,992 For real, man, time to pull out.
- 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,517 You keep heckling my adventure, Rick!
- 00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:26,537 You know why?
- 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:27,579 Uh, because it's lame?
- 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:28,747 It's because you're petty!
- 00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:30,082 You know, h-how many times have
- 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:33,043 I had to follow you into some nonsensical bull crap?
- 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:34,753 I always roll with the punches, Rick.
- 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:36,046 Why can't you?
- 00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:38,051 Look, I got to take a leak, and when I come back,
- 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:41,135 i-if you haven't learned how to lighten up, don't be here!
- 00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:42,928 Whatever.
- 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:45,222 It's become clear... look at me...
- 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,975 that if we concentrate all our efforts on Jerry's
- 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:50,894 follow-through, we will solve this problem.
- 00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:52,062 I'm Mr. Meeseeks.
- 00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:53,605 I'm Mr. Meeseeks. Look at me.
- 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:56,108 The only thing that's clear is that choking up is
- 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:57,526 the one true solution.
- 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,319 Look at me. I'm Mr. Meeseeks.
- 00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,947 I've been trying to help Jerry for two days,
- 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:05,117 an eternity in Meeseeks time, and nothing's worked.
- 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:06,577 I fear the worst.
- 00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:09,079 Your failures are your own, old man.
- 00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:10,914 I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me.
- 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:12,708 I say follow-through!
- 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:13,917 Who's with me?!
- 00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:15,502 [ meeseeks shout "Follow-through" ]
- 00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:17,379 I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!
- 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,505 Kill him!
- 00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:19,465 [ hisses ]
- 00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:21,800 [ Meeseeks shouting ]
- 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:25,721 How are you today?
- 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,389 I'm Mr. Jelly Bean.
- 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:28,474 Hi, Mr. Jelly Bean.
- 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:29,600 I'm Morty.
- 00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:31,124 My grandpa and I are on an adventure.
- 00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,936 Nice. Is it a fun adventure?
- 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,521 I hope so.
- 00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:36,398 But I'm starting to get nervous that maybe it's gone a little
- 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:37,608 too far off the rails.
- 00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:39,860 [ laughs ] Isn't that what adventures do?
- 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:41,195 Hey, y-you know what?
- 00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:42,279 You're right.
- 00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:43,530 Everything's going fine.
- 00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:46,116 I just got to relax and go with the flow.
- 00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:48,452 Yeah.
- 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,537 O-o-okay. Uh. B-bye.
- 00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:52,414 Uhh, no, stay.
- 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,624 Go with the flow.
- 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:54,958 Stop.
- 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,335 Y-y-you're making me really uncomfortable.
- 00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:58,253 [ grunts ] Stop fighting me.
- 00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,379 [ gasping ]
- 00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,089 - Just let this happen. - Get off of me!
- 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,634 ♪ Sweet home Alabama ♪
- 00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:04,551 Whoo!
- 00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:05,886 [ gasping ]
- 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,138 No! Stop! Please!
- 00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:11,475 Stop being such a fucking tease, you sweet little twat.
- 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:14,937 [ Meeseeks yelling ]
- 00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:23,904 No! No!
- 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:24,988 [ grunts ]
- 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:25,781 Ow!
- 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,659 [ grunting ]
- 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,665 [ panting ]
- 00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:38,293 [ Meeseeks yelling ]
- 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,629 Everybody sto-o-o-p!
- 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:41,964 Look at me!
- 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,841 My brothers, nothing will be accomplished by shedding
- 00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:46,260 Meeseeks blood.
- 00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:49,221 None of us can die until our job is done.
- 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,597 The job can't be done!
- 00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,474 We'll never get two strokes off his game!
- 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,809 No, we won't.
- 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,812 But we will get all strokes off his game.
- 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,397 Where's he going with this?
- 00:14:58,481 --> 00:14:59,481 What's he mean?
- 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,149 When we kill him.
- 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,276 [ Meeseeks cheer ]
- 00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:07,030 BETH: Jerry, maybe it's time I take that trip I always talk about.
- 00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:08,490 Where would you go?
- 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:09,700 I don't know, man.
- 00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:12,369 Italy. Greece. Argentina.
- 00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:15,872 [ as Carnac ] Countries known for their sexually aggressive men.
- 00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,624 [ chuckles ]
- 00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,835 [ normal voice ] Did I tell you how much I love your new haircut?
- 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,211 [ rumbling ]
- 00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:22,462 What the heck?
- 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,131 There he is!
- 00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:26,592 [ customers gasp, Meeseeks shouting ]
- 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:27,509 [ gunshot ]
- 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:28,594 Run, Jerry!
- 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,554 Aah! [ panting ]
- 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,599 Come on out, Jerry!
- 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:34,558 Guys, I'll choke up.
- 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:35,809 I'll follow through.
- 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,060 I'll do whatever you tell me to do, okay?
- 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:39,771 Oh, we're well past that, Jerry.
- 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:43,775 Come on, Rick, quit SK... stalling.
- 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:46,236 What do ya got?
- 00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:47,654 Read 'em and we[burps]ep, fellas!
- 00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:48,572 ALL: Aw!
- 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,115 Oh, hey, Morty.
- 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,950 Listen, I'm really sorry about all that stuff I said earlier
- 00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,201 about your adventure.
- 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,828 I-I-I'm havin' a good time, Morty.
- 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:55,912 It's not so bad.
- 00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:56,997 Let's just go home, okay?
- 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:57,873 I'm calling it.
- 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,124 The adventure's over.
- 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,626 We can't leave now, Morty. I'm on fire!
- 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:01,750 Look, I want to leave now.
- 00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:03,128 You win the bet, okay?
- 00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:05,005 Just give me the portal gun and let's go, please.
- 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,506 [ groans ]
- 00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:10,927 Please, I just want to go home. Okay.
- 00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:12,012 Listen, Morty.
- 00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:13,555 I just won a bunch of shmeckels.
- 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,099 Why don't we use 25 of them to pay slippery stair here for a
- 00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,393 ride back to the village, and then we'll give the rest of the
- 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,718 shmeckels to the villagers, huh?
- 00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,271 Really?
- 00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:22,522 Sure, Morty. Yeah.
- 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,024 You know, a good adventure needs a good ending.
- 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:26,401 [ grunts ]
- 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,111 [ coughs ] Buckle up!
- 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:35,452 Meeseeks are not born into this world fumbling for meaning,
- 00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:36,828 Jerry!
- 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:40,332 We are created to serve a singular purpose for which
- 00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,584 we will go to any lengths to fulfill!
- 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,545 Existence is pain to a Meeseeks, Jerry.
- 00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:48,382 And we will do anything to alleviate that pain.
- 00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:49,466 Just ask... - Aah!
- 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,259 What's your name, ma'am?
- 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,470 S-Samantha. Please, mister!
- 00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,222 Give him what he wants!
- 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:58,850 Innocent people are going to die because of me.
- 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:01,687 Why am I so mediocre?
- 00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,480 [ crash! ]
- 00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:04,856 Jerry, turn around.
- 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:06,024 Straighten your back.
- 00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:07,109 Bend your knees.
- 00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:07,984 Bend them.
- 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,277 Square your shoulders.
- 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,738 Take a deep breath.
- 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:14,616 I love you.
- 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,493 I'm counting to three, Jerry.
- 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,370 [ door bangs ]
- 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,831 [ heroic music playing ]
- 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:29,756 [ clink ]
- 00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:31,383 [ Meeseeks "ooh" ]
- 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,719 What the fuck is going on?
- 00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,095 [ Meeseeks cheer ]
- 00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:37,055 He's got it!
- 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,223 Th-Th-that's a lower handicap stro-o-ke!
- 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:41,518 [ Meeseeks cheer ]
- 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,687 Excuse me.
- 00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:45,355 I'm a bit of a stickler Meeseeks.
- 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,566 What about your short game?
- 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,860 Oh, my god, oh, my god!
- 00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:52,738 [ crying ] What about your short game?!
- 00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:58,618 [ plink ]
- 00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,120 Ooh, nice!
- 00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:04,875 [ both moan ]
- 00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:06,793 I think we'll take our food to go.
- 00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:07,711 No, you won't.
- 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:08,795 The police are coming.
- 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,380 You have so many questions to answer.
- 00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:11,673 Fair enough.
- 00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:15,135 [ villagers cheer ]
- 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,721 [ chicken squawks ]
- 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,097 Thank you, kind sir.
- 00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:20,557 Our village is saved!
- 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:22,392 You are both true heroes!
- 00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:25,896 Oh! [ laughs ]
- 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:26,980 Good job, Morty.
- 00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:28,565 Looks like you won the bet.
- 00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:30,817 Thanks, Rick, but I don't know if I should.
- 00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:32,402 You know, you were right about the Universe.
- 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:34,404 It's a crazy and chaotic place.
- 00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:36,281 Well, you know, maybe that's why it could use a little
- 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,285 cleaning up [burps] every now and then, you know.
- 00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:40,327 This one's wrapped up neat and clean because we did it
- 00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:41,745 Morty style.
- 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:45,165 Oh! Heroes, we would like to introduce you to our beloved
- 00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:47,793 King so that he may thank you personally.
- 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:49,836 Uh, no, i-it's cool.
- 00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:51,421 Rick. Portal. Hurry.
- 00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,721 Aah!
- 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,890 [ villagers scream ]
- 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:06,603 So...
- 00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:08,647 you still thinking about taking that trip?
- 00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,315 [ sighs ] Jerry, look.
- 00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:11,858 We don't have a perfect marriage,
- 00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:13,443 but I'm not going anywhere.
- 00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:14,945 When we were in that freezer,
- 00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:17,447 I realized the Meeseeks are like the guys I went to High School with...
- 00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:21,034 willing to say anything to "complete their task."
- 00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:22,661 Was I one of those guys?
- 00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:25,872 The difference is you didn't disappear afterwards.
- 00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:27,165 Well...
- 00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:28,542 I got you pregnant.
- 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:30,460 Yeah...
- 00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:32,212 What the hell happened to this place?
- 00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:33,839 Uh, your Meeseeks Box happened.
- 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,174 They went crazy when they couldn't take two strokes off
- 00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:37,259 Jerry's golf game.
- 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:38,552 He felt terrible.
- 00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:40,470 Hey, it's not my fault that Jerry's an idiot.
- 00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:41,805 Dad!
- 00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:43,598 Is there anything you can do to clean this place up?
- 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,600 Well, you know, I do have a fleeseeks box.
- 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,269 No. No more boxes.
- 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:48,478 What?
- 00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:49,855 It just has a mop and some floor wax in it.
- 00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,898 Wubba lubba dub dubs!
- 00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:53,149 [ laughter ]
- 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:54,317 Yeah! That's my new thing!
- 00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:55,318 I'm kind of like what's his name...
- 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:56,736 Ar-Arsenio.
- 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,905 Isn't that... it's what Arsenio used to say on his show.
- 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:00,782 Wobble gobba lop bops! Right?
- 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:01,741 See you next week, everybody.
- 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:02,826 I don't get it.
- 00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:35,734 [ rapid footsteps ] [ panting ]
- 00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:38,320 Sir, I think you're going to want to see this.
- 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:42,157 We found it inside a lockbox inside King Jelly Bean's closet.
- 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,408 [ retches ]
- 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:44,409 We have to tell the people.
- 00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,870 Wait.
- 00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,288 Destroy it.
- 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:57,839 Our people will get more from the idea he represented than
- 00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,883 from the Jelly Bean he actually was.
- 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,428 Did you get any of that?
- 00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,347 It's a good-a show!